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Title: the thread where you come up with a name for your future biography
Post by: tania on 15 Jan 2011, 02:22
"i can't believe i ate the whole thing"
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Post by: Papersatan on 15 Jan 2011, 04:16
"Kat's Out of the Bag: The Secret Life of a Digital Librarian"
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Post by: ackblom12 on 15 Jan 2011, 05:34
"No, We're Not Related: The Autobiography of Stephen King"
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Post by: Caleb on 15 Jan 2011, 06:24
"All the warning signs were there:  The chilling true life account of the most wanted criminal in America"
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Post by: Lines on 15 Jan 2011, 07:26
"The Stuff That Happened At That One Place: The True Story About That One Girl And The Things She Did"
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Post by: Christophe on 15 Jan 2011, 08:08
"AHHHH, C'MON FUCK THIS GUY: Christopher Casuga, a Life Lived in Meme"
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Post by: valley_parade on 15 Jan 2011, 08:26
A Life Spent Mostly Sitting Alone Listening To Punk Rock On Vinyl: The Harrowing Exploits Of Shane Bua, OBE


Oh yeah, someday I get an OBE.
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Post by: pwhodges on 15 Jan 2011, 09:14
"Why?  A life without meaning"
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Post by: Johnny C on 15 Jan 2011, 09:44
A Field Guide To Low Self-Esteem
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Post by: David_Dovey on 15 Jan 2011, 09:55
Steal This Book and Give it to Someone You Hate

Not actually a book but a tri-fold pamphlet that's full of non-sequitirs and cuts off abruptly in mid-sentence
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Post by: jhocking on 15 Jan 2011, 10:14
I'm not dead yet.
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Post by: David_Dovey on 15 Jan 2011, 11:08
I'm not sure if this thread is legally binding, you can probably just put some bullshit here and no-one will expect you to write a book with that title ever
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Post by: snalin on 15 Jan 2011, 11:16
Laughing Alone
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Post by: celticgeek on 15 Jan 2011, 11:17
Onward, Blindly Onward!
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Post by: StaedlerMars on 15 Jan 2011, 11:36
Quote from: David_Dovey on 15 Jan 2011, 11:08
I'm not sure if this thread is legally binding, you can probably just put some bullshit here and no-one will expect you to write a book with that title ever

I like to think that he was saying that that is what the title of this autobiography would be.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 15 Jan 2011, 13:26
"No Really, Where am I? The Life of a Confused Individual"
or
"How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Start Self Medicating"
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Post by: Kugai on 15 Jan 2011, 13:29
Yer All Frakin' Insane!
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Post by: Jace on 15 Jan 2011, 13:43
How To Be The Most Terrible Person: The Jace Boatrite Story
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Post by: Joseph on 15 Jan 2011, 13:44
This is Basically Just a List of Books He Read: How Joseph Giardini Didn't Change Anything Ever
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Post by: David_Dovey on 15 Jan 2011, 14:13
Probably Way Too Heavy On the Self-Deprecation To Be Honest: A QC Forums Biographical Anthology
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Post by: vegkitkat on 15 Jan 2011, 14:19
How to be an awesome nerd *with extra awesomeness*
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Post by: Dliessmgg on 15 Jan 2011, 15:01
Fantasy and Reality: (Un)learning the Difference
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Post by: JD on 15 Jan 2011, 17:30
The Boy, The Man, The Dunderhead
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Post by: jwhouk on 15 Jan 2011, 18:09
Pred Head - My Highs and Lows as a Long-Distance Hockey Fan
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Post by: David_Dovey on 15 Jan 2011, 22:28
I wonder if it would be Internet gold or just horrible to let people start suggesting names for other forum people's biographies?

Oh well, here goes anyway:

Ultimate Dicksucker: An Oral History of Tommy Dski As Told By the Men He Blew The Most
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Post by: Cernunnos on 16 Jan 2011, 06:36
alternate:

VH1 Behind the music - Raped! by dolphins: the Tommydski story
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Post by: Lines on 16 Jan 2011, 11:46
Quote from: David_Dovey on 15 Jan 2011, 14:13
Probably Way Too Heavy On the Self-Deprecation To Be Honest: A QC Forums Biographical Anthology

Yes! Now we can have an omnibus and mine can just be a chapter because a whole book would make no sense.

Also here's another possible title: This Is Not A Book: The Life and Times of Linds. It will be a coloring book that's already colored in. TAKE THAT ART SCHOOL. *shakes fist*
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Post by: KharBevNor on 16 Jan 2011, 12:05
Why does it smell of lesbians in here: The Andrea Sears story
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Post by: Patrick on 16 Jan 2011, 12:32
The Man Who Should Never Ever Ever Be A CEO
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Post by: De_El on 16 Jan 2011, 13:24
Unconsciously Self-Conscious Unself-conscious: A guy who worried too much about shit that didn't matter, and had no idea the true importance of things that did, like a lot

The title will continue to ramble on the cover in a John Hodgman-esque manner, continue into the book for a few pages and then the rest of the book will be drawings of cats commissioned from five year olds, captioned with obsessive writings on bands and films I like.
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Post by: Gemmwah on 16 Jan 2011, 13:38
Cunts.
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Post by: David_Dovey on 16 Jan 2011, 13:45
I would've posited that for Khar's bio. Maybe too subtle though, something like Arse-Shitting Bitch Shit Cunts Fucking Dicks might be more his speed.
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Post by: Lines on 16 Jan 2011, 13:47
The Next Seven You See: A Guide to Becoming the Ultimate Dicksucker by Tommy Dski
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Post by: KharBevNor on 16 Jan 2011, 16:40
Quote from: David_Dovey on 16 Jan 2011, 13:45
I would've posited that for Khar's bio. Maybe too subtle though, something like Arse-Shitting Bitch Shit Cunts Fucking Dicks might be more his speed.

Satanic Nuns, Clad in Fishnets and Greased Russian Gas Masks, Felch the Vile Black Vomit of the Ultimate Goatcunt from the Clogged Arse of the Final Antipope: A Story of Hope
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Post by: tania on 16 Jan 2011, 16:43
i've read that, it really does end on a surprisingly high note
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Post by: Inlander on 16 Jan 2011, 17:39
Also, somewhat less surprisingly, a drunk note.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 16 Jan 2011, 18:08
The foreword could not be more glowing with its praise.
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Post by: Slick on 16 Jan 2011, 18:13
I Was a Man of Poor Timing and Judgment: A Cautionary Exploration of Regret, Music, and Symbiotic Lactobacillus
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Post by: ZJGent on 16 Jan 2011, 18:26
It's Unlikely You'll Finish This Unlikely Story (Never Let The Truth Get In The Way Of A Good Anecdote)
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Post by: SonofZ3 on 16 Jan 2011, 19:58
The Folly of Revenge, A Promising Man's Self Destruction in the Pursuit of Vengeance
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Post by: KvP on 16 Jan 2011, 22:49
Sometimes His Hair Was Nice, At Least: A Life of Self-Denial, Missed Opportunities, and Inescapable Loneliness.
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Post by: The Seldom Killer on 16 Jan 2011, 22:52
C-, Should Have Tried Harder, a cautionary tale of acceptable mediocrity.
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Post by: David_Dovey on 16 Jan 2011, 23:15
Fucking hell you guys are downers
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Post by: sean on 16 Jan 2011, 23:29
My Life is Actually Pretty O.K. Most of the Time: A Story About Nothing Too Terribly Exciting
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Post by: Lunchbox on 16 Jan 2011, 23:39
GPOY: The Memoirs of an Ageing Attention Whore
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Post by: sean on 16 Jan 2011, 23:41
When This Book Is Done, You Should Hit The Like Button Of Facebook
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Post by: est on 17 Jan 2011, 00:56
If you are reading this I am dead now.
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Post by: Patrick on 17 Jan 2011, 02:03
All My STDs And How I Got Them: A Memoir
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Post by: nobo on 17 Jan 2011, 04:43
The Story of Norbert Robbel.... Wobbble.. Vrobl.. you know what, fuck this guy.
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Post by: michaelicious on 17 Jan 2011, 05:21
Odyssey
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Post by: pwhodges on 17 Jan 2011, 05:29
"Mediocrity - promise unfulfilled"
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Post by: McTaggart on 17 Jan 2011, 05:40
Not How I'd Write An Autobiography - Things I should have done better the first time around.
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Post by: StaedlerMars on 17 Jan 2011, 06:37
Hey, you know, that wasn't half bad
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Post by: sean on 17 Jan 2011, 09:54
This Was Supposed To Be A Biography But I Wound Up Repressing The Majority Of My Memories
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Post by: Dollface on 17 Jan 2011, 10:59
You can piss on the floor but try to shit on the ceiling. by Dollface
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Post by: JD on 17 Jan 2011, 11:45
What The Fuck Am I Doing
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Post by: Barmymoo on 17 Jan 2011, 11:59
The Shortest Biography Ever - The Tale of the Girl with Mild Memory Loss
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Post by: Katherine on 17 Jan 2011, 14:21
Alzheimer's Runs in My Family So This Is Really More For Future Me Than Current You
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Post by: allison on 17 Jan 2011, 14:33
No Attention Span: Confessions of an Internet Addict
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Post by: Johnny C on 17 Jan 2011, 17:34
Quote from: David_Dovey on 16 Jan 2011, 23:15
Fucking hell you guys are downers

(http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/4480/fieldguide.jpg)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 17 Jan 2011, 19:27
"I Didn't Think it Would Fit: The Story of Stick and Stone"
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Post by: jwhouk on 17 Jan 2011, 19:49
Border War: How I Survived the 2010 NFC Championship Game
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Post by: The Seldom Killer on 17 Jan 2011, 22:37
Quote from: David_Dovey on 16 Jan 2011, 23:15
Fucking hell you guys are downers

Hey, I'm happy with my life as it is and the book will be a brilliant read. I'm just not prepared to engage in false advertising to fund my further adventures in doing things that other people have done, half as well.
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Post by: sean on 18 Jan 2011, 01:01
Oh My God What Is Happening To Me Right Now: The Memiors And Experiences Of You! You Better Not Be Sober!
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Post by: Zingoleb on 18 Jan 2011, 10:18
A Dual Major in Freaking Out and Fucking Up
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Post by: sean on 18 Jan 2011, 12:29
Everyone I Know Is A Goddamn Hipster: A Sean Kimiecik Story
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Post by: Patrick on 18 Jan 2011, 12:55
Sean I feel like you'd have to share the main title and make it a series with the rest of us.
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Post by: valley_parade on 18 Jan 2011, 13:19
It's Like He's Not Even Trying Anymore: The Shane Bua Story
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Post by: Liz on 18 Jan 2011, 13:25
That Girl That Did Some Stuff: You Probably Don't Care
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Post by: scarred on 18 Jan 2011, 13:34
An Aimless Life
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Post by: Lines on 18 Jan 2011, 13:34
Liz, ours should be shelved next to each other. Just to add to the confusion.
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Post by: whom on 18 Jan 2011, 14:25
The Girl Who Destroyed the World Through Sheer Clumsiness
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 18 Jan 2011, 20:20
The Cat Fish Knew Too Much And Other Such Silly Stories from my Journeys Through the South
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Post by: JD on 18 Jan 2011, 20:56
Neckbeard: A Journey Of Minor Proportions
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Post by: Kugai on 18 Jan 2011, 21:22
Quote from: whom on 18 Jan 2011, 14:25
The Girl Who Destroyed the World Through Sheer Clumsiness

I'm sorry, Cosette has that one copywriten.
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Post by: Patrick on 19 Jan 2011, 00:58
Quote from: Kugai on 18 Jan 2011, 21:22
Quote from: whom on 18 Jan 2011, 14:25
The Girl Who Destroyed the World Through Sheer Clumsiness

I'm sorry, Cosette has that one copywriten.

Nah man I figured that was Marius, he's the dickhead who would've left France and let all his friends die in the Revolution. He's also the one what got shot, too.
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Post by: onewheelwizzard on 19 Jan 2011, 01:29
Blissfully Irresponsible and Totally Getting Away With It: A Young Middle-Class White American Man Tells All
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Post by: squawk on 19 Jan 2011, 02:31
a documentation of just how much fucking time you can squander away if you tried
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Post by: Lummer on 19 Jan 2011, 03:06
Inter-species fellatio and other things I'm kind of cool with not having tried, now that I look back.
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Post by: Inlander on 19 Jan 2011, 03:11
A Life Lived For Tomorrow; or, Adventures in the Noble Art of Procrastination.
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Post by: pwhodges on 19 Jan 2011, 04:17
Most of these titles won't fit on the spine....
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Post by: Lummer on 19 Jan 2011, 04:39
"Most of the titles won't fit on the spine: A Tale of being the lone voice of reason in a virtual madhouse"
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Post by: ibrahimdelil on 19 Jan 2011, 04:40
(http://a.imagehost.org/0389/LEwl.jpg)
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Post by: Inlander on 19 Jan 2011, 05:30
Quote from: pwhodges on 19 Jan 2011, 04:17
Most of these titles won't fit on the spine....

Speak for yourself, my book's going to have a spine an inch thick.

Triple-spaced, fifteen lines a page, y'see.
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Post by: michaelicious on 19 Jan 2011, 06:03
Quote from: Kugai on 18 Jan 2011, 21:22
Quote from: whom on 18 Jan 2011, 14:25
The Girl Who Destroyed the World Through Sheer Clumsiness

I'm sorry, Cosette has that one copywriten.

Fictional characters can't copyright titles. Neither can real people.
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Post by: valley_parade on 19 Jan 2011, 07:05
Quote from: pwhodges on 19 Jan 2011, 04:17
Most of these titles won't fit on the spine....

Oh, no. The spine of mine will just read "blaaaaaaugh".
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Post by: Patrick on 19 Jan 2011, 07:29
D'you think he died while carving it?
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Post by: valley_parade on 19 Jan 2011, 08:06
Quote from: Patrick on 19 Jan 2011, 07:29
D'you think he died while carving it?

That's arrrgh, at the back of the throat.

This is "bluauuuugh this guy's life is boring".
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Post by: Christophe on 19 Jan 2011, 09:27
A Long Walk for Little Water: Christophe's Pithy Attempts At Jokemaking
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Post by: Patrick on 19 Jan 2011, 10:19
Christophe: Power Bottom
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Post by: JD on 19 Jan 2011, 11:50
Why Does it Hurt When I Pee: The Dski Story
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Post by: Christophe on 19 Jan 2011, 13:06
Patrick: Light Top
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Post by: Johnny C on 19 Jan 2011, 14:09
Quote from: ibrahimdelil on 19 Jan 2011, 04:40
img

YES, PERFECT

come on everyone, start taking this shit to the next level
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Post by: Avec on 19 Jan 2011, 18:10
Over-Analyzing in Pseudo-Esoteric Entourages
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Post by: David_Dovey on 19 Jan 2011, 18:15
I was gonna make an img but my Photoshop has decided to just die dead so Imma have to go old-school on a bitch:

SEX!

Now that I've got your attention, sex, you guys. Sex! Seeeeeexxx
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 19 Jan 2011, 18:39
Quote from: pwhodges on 19 Jan 2011, 04:17
Most of these titles won't fit on the spine....

Mine will just feature an arrow pointing to the front of the book.
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Post by: JimmyJazz on 19 Jan 2011, 21:39
Zach's Feeble Attempts to Live Life as a Decent Human Being
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Post by: tania on 19 Jan 2011, 21:58
i still haven't figured out how to make gimp work on my dumb computer, but if anyone wants to do mine using this (http://img577.imageshack.us/img577/4319/13452406677862901514022.jpg) photo you'll make me the happiest tania in the whole wide world
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Post by: Elizzybeth on 19 Jan 2011, 22:26
I couldn't decide so I made three:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v321/NvrTooMuchPython/indecisionamemoir.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v321/NvrTooMuchPython/imamonster.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v321/NvrTooMuchPython/thisbookismostlyaboutmybrother.jpg)
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Post by: Elizzybeth on 19 Jan 2011, 22:41
also, Tania, this is for you:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v321/NvrTooMuchPython/cantbelieve.jpg)
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Post by: squawk on 19 Jan 2011, 23:08
you are winning
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Post by: JD on 19 Jan 2011, 23:13
Aw you beat me to it
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Post by: Dollface on 20 Jan 2011, 06:17
I read books in strip clubs (because there i can eat and read same time)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 21 Jan 2011, 07:34
Pitches and Scores: How the Band Started
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Post by: Patrick on 22 Jan 2011, 01:14
Itches And Sores: How the Band Lived
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Post by: The Seldom Killer on 24 Jan 2011, 01:14
Life Behind Bars: tales from the road with other dumb MAMILs.
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Post by: sean on 24 Jan 2011, 01:21
I Am Drunk Enough To Make Bad Decisions About Everything: Did Somebody Even Spellcheck This Shit?
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Post by: Gemmwah on 24 Jan 2011, 10:25
I Can't Believe That Girl Drank All That Vodka: seriously that was a lot of vodka.
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Post by: SirJuggles on 24 Jan 2011, 17:02
I Thought That Was A Closet: A Life As Told Through The Eyes of His Housemates
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Post by: Allybee on 24 Jan 2011, 17:13
Crying About Nothing
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Post by: sean on 24 Jan 2011, 17:44
How To Cope With Yr First World Problems
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Post by: Christophe on 24 Jan 2011, 18:19
Nobody Wants To Fuck the Sound Guy
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Post by: David_Dovey on 24 Jan 2011, 18:59
Nooooo it's not true shut up shut up SHUT UP I'M NOT LISTENING
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Post by: SirJuggles on 24 Jan 2011, 19:25
Apparently you are not doing tech for the right kind of shows.
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Post by: David_Dovey on 24 Jan 2011, 20:41
Vaguely-related-anecdote-time!: Apparently the week before I started my new job (doing audio-visual tech for a big hotel+conference center), one of the jobs my new employer had was an apparel conference: In other words, models! Getting changed! While several audio techs set up around and pretended to work and not seem to be too obvious about looking. Fuck my luck.
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Post by: Buttfranklin on 24 Jan 2011, 20:51
Benjamin Franklin Buttfranklin - He invented more than electricity!
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Post by: tania on 31 Jan 2011, 16:33
where did i put my keys: seriously i swear to god i just had them like a minute ago
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Post by: Lunchbox on 31 Jan 2011, 16:35
Did I Turn The Hair Straightener Off : Many Times She Did and One Time She Didn't
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Post by: JimmyJazz on 31 Jan 2011, 20:15
Text Messages and Dating: What Not To Do
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Post by: Dollface on 02 Feb 2011, 23:14
Diaries of thread killer.
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Post by: The Seldom Killer on 03 Feb 2011, 03:53
Discussed this with a friend of mine and he's just come out of yet another messy break up. He suggested his would be Who Not To Fuck, a tale of acrimony and the pyrrhic victory of my dignity.
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Post by: öde on 03 Feb 2011, 08:09
Post-Twee: Blood and Semen
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Post by: scarred on 03 Feb 2011, 12:07
A Man and His Body Hair: The Untold True Story of Sasquatch
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Post by: tania on 08 Feb 2011, 19:38
recommended by a friend today and based (unfortunately) on true events:

Eats, Shits and Leaves
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Post by: StMonkey on 08 Feb 2011, 19:49
Better than having the second and third word swapped and having it be based on true events.
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Post by: The Seldom Killer on 09 Feb 2011, 04:41
A bunch of dykes, hors and red lights. Tales of touring the lowland coastal defences and mountain passes of Europe at the back of the pack.
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Post by: Patrick on 10 Feb 2011, 12:07
Quote from: Christophe on 24 Jan 2011, 18:19
Nobody Wants To Fuck the Sound Guy

The recent dry spell is entirely my doing, sir.
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Post by: cyro on 11 Feb 2011, 03:06
The Continuing Tales of Mortal Man And His Struggle For Ignorance. Volume 2, Part 57.
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Post by: Adlan on 11 Mar 2011, 04:56
I was only Knapping (That jokes so old, it's paleolithic ;) )

Or, if my best friend does become a world famous rockstar.

I knew him when...

The Autobiography of the Bands Butler.

followed by it's sequels
I knew him before...
I knew him After...
I buried him at...

Title: Re: the thread where you come up with a name for your future biography
Post by: Jace on 11 Mar 2011, 07:23
(http://img850.imageshack.us/img850/6079/1277473638152.jpg)
Title: Re: the thread where you come up with a name for your future biography
Post by: Patrick on 15 Jun 2011, 04:06
Those are all shitty fucking titles
Title: Re: the thread where you come up with a name for your future biography
Post by: valley_parade on 15 Jun 2011, 08:57
Far Too Many PBRs: How One Man Survived The 2011 Stanley Cup Finals

like Linds', this will also be a coloring book. But only half pre-colored.
Title: Re: the thread where you come up with a name for your future biography
Post by: Jimor on 15 Jun 2011, 13:57
For the sake of posterity, Patrick was referring to a spam post that got deleted, he didn't just suddenly develop board rage.  :mrgreen:

OT: A Life of Endless Sidequests
Title: Re: the thread where you come up with a name for your future biography
Post by: pwhodges on 15 Jun 2011, 15:13
Sorry 'n all; I should have said at the time when I removed it - but I was at work and got me other things to do, and then forgot.
Title: Re: the thread where you come up with a name for your future biography
Post by: Patrick on 15 Jun 2011, 16:59
Quote from: Jimor on 15 Jun 2011, 13:57
For the sake of posterity, Patrick was referring to a spam post that got deleted, he didn't just suddenly develop board rage.  :mrgreen:

OT: A Life of Endless Sidequests

Never mind him, I hate you all, which is why I continue to post here after the better part of a decade

It's punishment

(hey there's a fitting one)
Title: Re: the thread where you come up with a name for your future biography
Post by: Kugai on 15 Jun 2011, 17:13
You're All Frakin' Insane!!
Title: Re: the thread where you come up with a name for your future biography
Post by: Lupercal on 16 Jun 2011, 16:13
The imbroglio of virginity: how to love what you once lost

Title: Re: the thread where you come up with a name for your future biography
Post by: NotAwesomeAnymore on 18 Jun 2011, 01:36
The Obnoxious Kind of Modesty: My wild success was mostly luck. I'm just a regular person.

Quote from: Lunchbox on 31 Jan 2011, 16:35
Did I Turn The Hair Straightener Off : Many Times She Did and One Time She Didn't

I instinctively looked for a 'like' button there.

Quote from: tania on 08 Feb 2011, 19:38

Eats Shits and Leaves

Fix'd!
Title: Re: the thread where you come up with a name for your future biography
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 20 Jun 2011, 18:59
Quote from: Johnny C on 17 Jan 2011, 17:34
Quote from: David_Dovey on 16 Jan 2011, 23:15
Fucking hell you guys are downers

(http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/4480/fieldguide.jpg)

I want to marry this post and also wish I had photoshop.
Title: Re: the thread where you come up with a name for your future biography
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 20 Jun 2011, 19:00
Kieffer Katz: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Your Mom
Title: Re: the thread where you come up with a name for your future biography
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 20 Jun 2011, 19:43
I Can Smell Your Cunt
Title: Re: the thread where you come up with a name for your future biography
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 20 Jun 2011, 21:47
Bloodfuck
Title: Re: the thread where you come up with a name for your future biography
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 20 Jun 2011, 21:47
Walking Through Cougartown
Title: Re: the thread where you come up with a name for your future biography
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 20 Jun 2011, 21:48
That last title brought to you by being drunk and watching community.
Title: Re: the thread where you come up with a name for your future biography
Post by: J on 21 Jun 2011, 01:34
J

He died in space
Title: Re: the thread where you come up with a name for your future biography
Post by: Dollface on 01 Aug 2011, 04:49
(http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh191/Wondersaunahotpants/Kirja1.jpg)

i should do back covers too.
Title: Re: the thread where you come up with a name for your future biography
Post by: Patrick on 20 Aug 2011, 05:02
I Didn't Bust in Her Eye, But Got it in Her Ear Once by Accident
Title: Re: the thread where you come up with a name for your future biography
Post by: TLT Thomas on 29 Aug 2011, 18:15
A Fatass That Drew Crap :roll:
Title: Re: the thread where you come up with a name for your future biography
Post by: HiFranc on 02 Sep 2011, 07:00
The Day Before Tomorrow: A look at someone who never stopped looking to the future.
Title: Re: the thread where you come up with a name for your future biography
Post by: The extra letter on 15 Sep 2011, 05:44
The Extra Letter: An Auto-hagiography