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Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: Bob_Mozark on 19 Feb 2011, 18:53
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A Malaysian woman beat off a tiger attacking her husband armed just with a wooden soup ladle:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1356762/Woman-fights-tiger-ladle-Malaysian-jungle-saves-husband.html
Here is the strip on South East Asian fighting spoons and battle ladles:
http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=540
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I love this quote from the article;
'The tiger was probably hunting for prey and mistook Tambun (her husband, the victim) for a mammal,' she told the New Straits Times.
Technically, the tiger was right. :wink:
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Not necessarily. Don't be so placento-normative.
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Just Imagine how the tiger recounts the tale to his buddies:
So here I was, just looking for lunch, when this wierd naked monkey thing comes along, I didn't know what the hell it was, but it looked tasty so I thought what the hell, right? So I pounce on it, and just before I could get the killing bite on the back of the neck, this other wierd naked monkey thing starts screaming and hollering and hitting me with a goddamned stick!!!
I could have taken out the both of them but I figured they weren't worth the trouble so I just said "Fuck it!" and took off. Trust me boys, if you ever see one of those wierd naked monkey things, make sure it doesn't have a stick before you pounce!
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'The tiger was probably hunting for prey and mistook Tambun (her husband, the victim) for a mammal,' she told the New Straits Times.
The bad part of my wife being out of town is that there was nobody in the house to ask why I was laughing so loud and so hard.
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That is awesome.
I believe the first picture is miscaptioned, though.
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'The tiger was probably hunting for prey and mistook Tambun (her husband, the victim) for a mammal,' she told the New Straits Times.
Well, if the tiger mistook Tambun for a mammal, that would imply that he wasn't one. So what, he's a reptile?
Not necessarily. Don't be so placento-normative.
The placenta is not definitive. Marsupials and monotremes are also mammals, as any Australian can tell you.
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Says also in the story the victim was hunting squirrels for dinner.
Next time, send Momo. Although she'll just insist you go to the store.
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The placenta is not definitive. Marsupials and monotremes are also mammals, as any Australian can tell you.
Curse you and your eldritch antipodean knowledge!