THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 22 May 2011, 17:59
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Heya folks!
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Enjoy, and stay tuned for a bonus image Wednesday night! HOORAY
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Jim: "What would you say if I told you "that the falcon always flew at midnight?""
Dora: "I'd say "Get out you bloody freak!""
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"'Bianchi'? Are you related to *the* Sven Bianchi?"
"Uh, yes".
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Jim: "Wow, you look a lot more mature from behind!"
Dora "...whaaaaaAAAAAAAT?!?!?"
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Jim: "Tell me, have you danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?"
Dora: "I'm . . . . Leaving now."
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Man, everyone has great Jim lines but these Dora responses are disappointing.
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Come up with something better or don't complain. We're not here to judge, dude.
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Jim: "Did you know how much you could save by switching to Geico?"
Dora: "No... but Flo told me Progressive could save me more with Flash discounts."
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Jim: "OK, and do you want these extra 'doo dozem gubgakes' billed seperately?"
Dora: "I don't umbersdanb."
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Your internet is in the mail!
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Your internet is in the mail!
Can you e-mail it? Thanks!
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"Hey sis. Check the new look."
Dora: "SVEN!?"
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Jim: "Say, have you seen my car? I'm sure I parked it just out front."
Dora: "That was your car? Oh shit..."
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"Jim": "Hi Dora!"
Dora: "RAVEN?!"
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"Jim": "Hi Dora!"
Dora: "SARA?!"
FIFY
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Jim: Hey, little lady. I shortened my name, cleaned up my act a little and decided to be like the sensitive guys I write about in my romance novels. Wanna go out?
Dora: JIMBO?!
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Jim: Hey, little lady. I shortened my name, cleaned up my act a little and decided to be like the sensitive guys I write about in my romance novels. Wanna go out?
Dora: JIMBO?!
This is a ginger-ale-out-the-nose-worthy moment. Gimme a minute to fill my glass ...
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Jim: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...........................
Dora: Did you just pee on my leg?
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Jim: "Tell me, do you ever go on the QC forums?"
Dora: "With those freaks? Urgh! I feel sick."
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Jim: So, you're on the Northhampton Bonercats? I'm a big fan.
Dora: Yeah...I'm their manager. I'd rather not talk about it.
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Jim: "Help! I'm shrinking"
Dora: "It was in your coffee. I have the antidote right here. Now about that 10%..."
yeah yeah I know it's just the perspective
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Jim: "Hey Daria."
Dora: "You need to lay off the weed."
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Jim: "Would you care to consummate this buisness relationship with a vigorous stocktaking?"
Dora: "Lemme get my coat."
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Jim: "Would you care to consummate this buisness relationship with a vigorous stocktaking?"
Dora: "Lemme get my coat."
You are my hero.
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Jim: You remind me of another lady I had a professional relationship with; her name was Veronica.
Dora: Aaaaand just like that I want you gone.
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WEDNESDAY BONUS IMAGE
(http://i.imgur.com/vSnr9.png)
Just somethin special to celebrate the 11th week of this nonsense. :-D I hope this is fun so far!
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Boy: *sniff* "Did you just...?"
Mari-chan: "You said to relax!"
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Guy: I'm wearing Axe Body Spray, so you can start humping my leg furiously anytime now.
Mari: ...'K
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Tergon: Why won't you accept what I'm saying about Geiko?
Marigold: Who are you?
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Thanks for the bonus.
Unknown dude: "Mari-chan why are you sweating?"
Mari-chan: "Why aren't you wearing any pants?"
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Man: "Have you seen my family? Where's my family?"
Mari-Chan: "I don't know, Harrison Ford. Please stop shaking me Mr. Ford!"
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Man With No Name: "It's your cartoon, Mari-chan, your fantasy. This can go however you want."
Mari-chan: " ... Aaaaaaaand here comes the fear of success."
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Nice :-D
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Man With No Name: "It's your cartoon, Mari-chan, your fantasy. This can go however you want."
Mari-chan: " ... Aaaaaaaand here comes the fear of success."
You win.
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Man: Did you see that? You could ride a column of light just like that if you want.
Mari-chan: Is that pocky in your pocket?
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"You need to stop apologising for who you are, and just be."
"Sorry!"
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Man: "I have important news! You must listen to me!"
Mari Chan: "What..."
Man: "Catch Questionable Content, by Jeph Jacques, Monday to Friday, every week! Remember! Its IMPORTANT!"
Mari Chan: "...the fuck?..."
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Man: Mari-Chan, There's something I neglected to tell you. I am not a poor boy trying to pick himself up by his bootstraps out of a life on the streets. My father is.... a Wagu Beef Jerky mogul.
Mari-Chan: <3 <3 <3
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That dude: It's over 9000!
Marigold: 9000? Shit.
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Jim: "I shouldn't be telling u this, but the secret ingredient is Soylent Green"
Dora: "Well I sprinkle my own 'secret ingredient' onto the beans before I roast them - guess what that is."
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That dude: It's over 9000!
Marigold: 9000? Shit.
I don't think that would be her response based on her character.
What I'm saying is, there's no way that can be right.
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You mean she'd really say "WHAT 9000?!"
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*facepalm*
The line after "It's over nine THOUSAAAAND!" is "What?! 9000?! There's no way that can be right!"
That dude: It's over 9000!
Marigold: 9000? Shit.
I don't think that would be her response based on her character.
What I'm saying is, there's no way that can be right.
Do you see?
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Look, everyone fails forever, ok? Does that make everyone feel better?
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Some fail more oftne thqn others.