THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 10 Jul 2011, 10:30
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Good day, everyone! Hope everyone had a lovely weekend. I'll start us off:
(http://i.imgur.com/47kvP.png)
Dora: I'm pregnant!
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"I pooted."
or
"OWLS."
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"I gave my mom your cell number. That's OK now, isn't it?"
Y'all decide which one you'd rather hear give that line.
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"Dora Bianchi International Airport is now boarding at all gates"
or
"My date didn't work out. Have you seen Tai?"
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"I bet you're not strong enough to crush that can"
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If Dora's boarding at all gates they may need to invite Angus. :evil:
"I gave my mom your cell number. That's OK now, isn't it?"
Y'all decide which one you'd rather hear give that line.
Very good, sir.
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"Can I still be the flower girl at your Dad's wedding?"
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"Are those my pants?"
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Dora: "I see you finally bought a new t-shirt."
Offscreen Faye: "YOU BOUGHT IT FOR HIM FOR HIS BIRTHDAY, JACKASS!"
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"Excuse me, I really have to pee!"
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Dora: I just made you waste good beer, didn't I?
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"I just saved 15% on my car insurance by switching to Geico."
(C'mon, SOMEONE had to do it)
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Dora (In a faux Tony Hopkins voice): "Well hello Marten."
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"Jim said that Padma tells him you miss me."
the junior high way of doing thngs
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"Jim said that Padma tells him you miss me."
the junior high way of doing thngs
NAILED IT.
EDIT: My contribution, because I've clearly never heard of the Fourth Wall:
Marten: Dora, are you angry right now?
Dora: Of course not! I just came here to talk! Why do you say that?
Marten: Because you just exhaled so hard that a plume of white smoke came out of your nose... are you a dragon?
Dora: I don't see any white smoke. What exactly is Tai serving at this party...?
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"Soooo, wanna try again? Or shall we just admit that while the sex would have a pleasing air of desperation for a while, the pleasure would eventually fade and until I work out my own self-sabotaging issues and feelings of low self worth that it would spiral into the same pattern as before and would likely ruin any future chances of reconciliation and mutual friendships."
or
"Do I look fat in this dress."
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Dora: "So I murdered Jim because when I hugged him, his hair smelt funny. Want to help me get rid of the body?"
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Marten: "....Sure. I'll get the wood chipper."
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"Soooo, wanna try again? Or shall we just admit that while the sex would have a pleasing air of desperation for a while, the pleasure would eventually fade and until I work out my own self-sabotaging issues and feelings of low self worth that it would spiral into the same pattern as before and would likely ruin any future chances of reconciliation and mutual friendships."
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"Do I look fat in this dress."
So ... Whose lines are those? :angel:
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"Marten... God watches you masturbate.."
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There are so many options:
"Now, young Jedi, you shall feel true pain"
Or
"You shall not pass!"
Or
"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
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"Mieville missed you, for some reason. I had to put him down."
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"Princess Spookyspell thinks we should talk..."
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"I hear Tai is looking for me."
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"I'm not wearing underwear"
* (sung to the ring-around-the-rosies melody)
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"I hear Tai is looking for me."
:lol:
awesome!
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"I hear Tai is looking for me."
:lol:
awesome!
*Bows*
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Dora: How is my breath showing? It's like 70 degrees out!
Marten: Because you're a frigid ice bitch.
Dora: :psyduck:
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Dora: "Look, I know that you might have been upset about the way we broke up and I can understand you keying my car....But did you really have to take a dump on the hood of the car?"
Marten: "Faye was with me, she'd just eaten a basket of high fibre bran muffins....."
Dora: :-o
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DORA: "It's like looking in a mirror, isn't it?"
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"Marten, I'm your sister."
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DORA: "It's like looking in a mirror, isn't it?"
MARTEN: "I had to sell my little black dress when I moved here from Cali, though."
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DORA: "It's like looking in a mirror, isn't it?"
MARTEN: "I had to sell my little black dress when I moved here from Cali, though."
Alternative line.
Marten: "Mom made me give her back the little black dress she got me when I moved out here. She said it gave me fat heels."
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Dora: I just made you waste good beer, didn't I?
Don't hipsters drink Pabst Blue Ribbon?
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Dora: "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
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Dora: I just made you waste good beer, didn't I?
Don't hipsters drink Pabst Blue Ribbon?
Darn you! I'm remembering a comic where Hanners, Marten, and Steve (I think) are sitting in a bar and she is saying something about "How do you do ::blank:: ironically? Does it have to be a Pabst Blue Ribbon?" But I can't find the comic. But, you are probably right (:
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Dora: I just made you waste good beer, didn't I?
Don't hipsters drink Pabst Blue Ribbon?
Darn you! I'm remembering a comic where Hanners, Marten, and Steve (I think) are sitting in a bar and she is saying something about "How do you do ::blank:: ironically? Does it have to be a Pabst Blue Ribbon?" But I can't find the comic. But, you are probably right (:
"How do you throw a bottle ironically? Does it have to be Pabst Blue Ribbon?" (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1358)
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Thanks (:
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Dora: "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
If we go down that road...
Dora: "We have been on many an adventure reached many a peak together (the Malaysian battle spatula magically appears out of Dora's purse), but to the great unknown, you go first, Marten."
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Dora: "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
If we go down that road...
Dora: "We have been on many an adventure reached many a peak together (the Malaysian battle spatula magically appears out of Dora's purse), but to the great unknown, you go first, Marten."
Pintsize pops up, dressed like Short Round and shouts "you cheat docta bianchi!"