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Title: QC Captions Vol. 25 WOO
Post by: iduguphergrave on 28 Aug 2011, 04:35
This is the 25th week of the QC caption game! I have three special panels planned for this week but if you want more or less just lemme know! Also, feel free to let me know if you've enjoyed the caption game so far and if there's anything I can do to make it more rad. Have a good week and as always, enjoy!  :mrgreen:

(http://i.imgur.com/OBdCm.png)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 25 WOO
Post by: DSL on 28 Aug 2011, 04:47
SVEN: "Real?"
MOMO: "Momo-rex."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 25 WOO
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 28 Aug 2011, 09:13
"I believe in anarcho-primitivism".
"I agree with Chomsky that it's not a viable system".
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 25 WOO
Post by: Border Reiver on 28 Aug 2011, 09:49
"Marigold, you've changed."
"Marigold, I'm Marten."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 25 WOO
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 28 Aug 2011, 10:25
Sven: "Where can I get a body like yours?"
Momo: "Nordstrom's"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 25 WOO
Post by: Carl-E on 28 Aug 2011, 11:38
"I've always had a weakness for..."

"School uniforms?  I know." 
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 25 WOO
Post by: jwhouk on 28 Aug 2011, 12:48
"But, but... but you're not a blonde!"
"I have a blonde wigpiece in storage, if you would like."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 25 WOO
Post by: Skewbrow on 28 Aug 2011, 13:05
"I heard that you have `grown' since we last met, but ... I'm speechless."

"Great, I was afraid that the new futanari chassis would freak you out."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 25 WOO
Post by: SirDudley on 28 Aug 2011, 14:40
Sven: You know there's a chance this relationship will end badly, right?
Momo: I'm friends with Pintsize. I'm used to utter disappointment.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 25 WOO
Post by: Carl-E on 28 Aug 2011, 16:53
"Great, I was afraid that the new futanari chassis would freak you out."

Thank you, google and wikipedia.  My vocabulary has been unfortunately expanded.   :|
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 25 WOO
Post by: jwhouk on 28 Aug 2011, 19:54
"Great, I was afraid that the new futanari chassis would freak you out."
Thank you, google and wikipedia.  My vocabulary has been unfortunately expanded.   :|

I don't wanna know, do I?

EDIT: Looked. Nope, I really didn't.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 25 WOO
Post by: Skewbrow on 28 Aug 2011, 21:44
Everything I have learned about weird anime/manga terminology, I have learned by clicking the links here, so... I apologize for ruining your evening. :psyduck: But it might still be a good idea to leave some things to Pintsize.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 25 WOO
Post by: Carl-E on 28 Aug 2011, 23:12
But it might still be a good idea to leave some things to Pintsize.

Oh, I've seen Pintsize's tweets, so I knew the concept.   

Just not the term. 
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 25 WOO
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 29 Aug 2011, 12:23
"Let me lead. First, two steps to the right."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 25 WOO
Post by: FunkyTuba on 29 Aug 2011, 13:21
Sven: "What about the eels?"

Momo: "Unagi was on special last night over at Sushi Schooner. Gotta pay for this chassis somehow."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 25 WOO
Post by: idontunderstand on 29 Aug 2011, 14:13
"Is that.. an eel crawling into my pants???"

"It's not electric. Don't worry."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 25 WOO
Post by: FunkyTuba on 29 Aug 2011, 14:33
SVEN: "Real?"
MOMO: "Momo-rex."

+1
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 25 WOO
Post by: iduguphergrave on 30 Aug 2011, 13:05
Going great so far! Second image of the week:

(http://i.imgur.com/1AbiJ.png)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 25 WOO
Post by: FunkyTuba on 30 Aug 2011, 13:52
Bust on Shelf: "ME GUSTA"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 25 WOO
Post by: Border Reiver on 30 Aug 2011, 13:53
Joint thought balloon:  "I picked the wrong week to stop drinking...."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 25 WOO
Post by: SirDudley on 30 Aug 2011, 14:43
@Border Reiver: You slightly misquoted Lloyd Bridges there, good sir. It's "quit drinking", not "stop drinking". /nitpick


Wil (off-screen, watching through his hidden camera in the bust): Oh, for the love of Socrates MAKE OUT ALREADY!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 25 WOO
Post by: DSL on 30 Aug 2011, 15:04
Joint word balloon: "Sara?!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 25 WOO
Post by: TinPenguin on 30 Aug 2011, 15:55
"So, that's what Wil's been hiding in this cupboard!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 25 WOO
Post by: DSL on 30 Aug 2011, 16:07
PENELOPE: "Wil, can I try out this chassis? Please?"

Or

PENELOPE: "Let me get Wil. He's waxing his mustache."
PG: "Is that what he calls it?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 25 WOO
Post by: Carl-E on 30 Aug 2011, 19:44
Penny and PG, in unison;

"It's like looking in a mirror..."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 25 WOO
Post by: Mad Cat on 30 Aug 2011, 23:42
I like the books on the shelf. "Chaucer" and "Mo' Chaucer". To be expected in a home where Wil lives.

Penny: Note to self, ask Hanners if her dad did any cloning experiments.
Pizza Girl: Note to self, ask mom if I have an identical twin.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 25 WOO
Post by: pwhodges on 30 Aug 2011, 23:46
They're Penny's books, though - she was a known bookworm before Wil even entered the comic.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 25 WOO
Post by: Tova on 30 Aug 2011, 23:56
Pizza Girl: Wait, will this fantasy of yours involve eating this pizza? I'm getting kinda hungry.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 25 WOO
Post by: westrim on 31 Aug 2011, 00:30
Sven: Grandma?
Momo: Dad?

 :mrgreen:

Pizzagirl: Why are you in my costume?

 8-)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 25 WOO
Post by: iduguphergrave on 31 Aug 2011, 02:28
Pizzagirl: Why are you in my costume?

Suddenly I hear the Twilight Zone music  :psyduck:
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 25 WOO
Post by: Heliphyneau on 31 Aug 2011, 15:13
Sven:  "I . . .  This is . . . What's happening?"
Momo:  "Do not worry.  My penis is smaller than yours."


Penelope:  "Is that . . . the Mortal Kombat theme?"
Pizza Girl:  "Honestly, I was expecting the one from Benny Hill."
Bust:  "Don't trust her!  She stole your copy of Yet Mo' Chaucer!"
Wil:  "Wait for me!  I've almost got my Breadstick Boy costume on . . ."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 25 WOO
Post by: Mr_Rose on 31 Aug 2011, 15:35
Pizza Girl, thinking: Oh shit, a fangirl! I better get out of here before she goes all Talented Mr. Ripley on me.

Penelope, thinking: Good news; I'm not the crazy lady that goes around dressed as a pizza-themed superhero and slowly going insane from the dual identity crisis. Bad news; she is, and she's standing right here!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 25 WOO
Post by: Akima on 31 Aug 2011, 16:11
Pizzagirl: Why are you in my costume?
+1
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 25 WOO
Post by: WAYF on 01 Sep 2011, 02:38
EDIT - I quoted the image for some reason. It's the second one - with Penelope and Pizza Girl.

Penelope: Oh... hey sis.
Pizza Girl: ...Hey.
Penelope: Career as a superhero working out well?
Pizza Girl: Not bad. But, uh, I have a favour to ask...
Penelope: Is it me being your doppelganger again? One torture at the hands of Dr. Calzone was plenty for this lifeti-
Pizza Girl: No no, not as such... could I, ehm... use your apartment as my Secret Underground Lair for a while? The old one kind of got burned down by the Wood-fired Warrior...
Penelope: Isn't he one of your allies?
Pizza Girl: Yes, but he can be, well... clumsy.


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Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 25 WOO
Post by: westrim on 01 Sep 2011, 09:10
Suddenly I hear the Twilight Zone music  :psyduck:
+1
*Bows*
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 25 WOO
Post by: DSL on 01 Sep 2011, 09:22

Penelope: Oh... hey sis.

Pizza Girl: ...Hey.

SNIP

Win, or at least +1 ... including the spoiler. What is it with these people and
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Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 25 WOO
Post by: iduguphergrave on 02 Sep 2011, 04:54
This has been a cool week! Here's the last planned image for this week:

(http://i.imgur.com/2Wu1L.png)

This has been awesome! Enjoy!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 25 WOO
Post by: lawoot on 02 Sep 2011, 05:48
I'm sorry, Hannelore! I thought you'd be into the Snorks (http://"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snorks"), too!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 25 WOO
Post by: westrim on 02 Sep 2011, 09:30
"Oh my gosh, Hannelore, I think that's one of MY old vibrators! Man, that thing's probably spent 250 hours in my ass over the years. I thought I'd never see it again when I put it up on eBay two weeks ago!" (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=107)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 25 WOO
Post by: DSL on 02 Sep 2011, 09:36
Please don't say anything, Hannelore! We're not allowed to have pets in this building!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 25 WOO
Post by: Border Reiver on 02 Sep 2011, 18:00
Which one was yours again?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 25 WOO
Post by: SirDudley on 02 Sep 2011, 19:19
Marigold: Ignore the one with your face painted on it. That was a prank by Pintsize when I last repaired him. I still need to cave in his cranium for that.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 25 WOO
Post by: Spectreofwar on 03 Sep 2011, 17:26
"Great, I was afraid that the new futanari chassis would freak you out."
Thank you, google and wikipedia.  My vocabulary has been unfortunately expanded.   :|

I don't wanna know, do I?

EDIT: Looked. Nope, I really didn't.

What is it with curiosity?! You even gave us warning, but I HAD to know too.... sheesh...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 25 WOO
Post by: Carl-E on 03 Sep 2011, 19:19
"Does that suit have a reinforced crotch?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 25 WOO
Post by: DSL on 03 Sep 2011, 19:21
"Space rubber, huh? -- snrk."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 25 WOO
Post by: FunkyTuba on 05 Sep 2011, 23:29
Dildos: "THE ***** CHOOSES WHO WILL GO AND WHO WILL STAY"