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Title: QC Captions Vol. 29!
Post by: iduguphergrave on 25 Sep 2011, 14:57
Hoorays! New week!


(http://i.imgur.com/FarUm.png)



(ps I dunno if this was obvious or not but I think two images a week is gonna be the norm from now on. Enjoy!)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 29!
Post by: FunkyTuba on 25 Sep 2011, 15:43
Marten: "Faye's got a big ol' butt, oh yeah"
Faye: "I may outweigh you by 50 lbs, but at least I've *got* a butt... Good luck climbing Mt Tom with those minuscule glutes"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 29!
Post by: SirDudley on 25 Sep 2011, 15:55
Marten: Are you sure there's nothing on my ass? I swear that I can feel something odd.
Faye: Marten, you'd have to HAVE an ass to feel anything. And for the 50th time, no. There is nothing on your ass. Pintsize did not play a prank on you, for a change of pace.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 29!
Post by: Kugai on 25 Sep 2011, 17:38
Marten:  "So, you're into discipline?"

Faye:  "Angus has no complaints when I use this hand."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 29!
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 25 Sep 2011, 18:54
Reminds me of Dora saying in 378 that Faye and Marten had a "dom/sub dynamic".
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 29!
Post by: WAYF on 25 Sep 2011, 22:37
Faye: ...and it doesn't even hold a CANDLE to Sven's...

Marten: Seriously, you can stop now.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 29!
Post by: Skewbrow on 26 Sep 2011, 00:03
Faye: How many mice did you have to kill and skin to make those shorts?

Marten: Just one. Why are you asking?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 29!
Post by: Mr_Rose on 26 Sep 2011, 04:02
FAYE: Look, I'm just saying, you'd look better with a tail. Maybe a raccoon?

MARTEN: I have always wanted to be able to fly...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 29!
Post by: cesariojpn on 26 Sep 2011, 19:18
Faye; Your mom was right, you should take over the family business.
Marten: I don't care how good I look in a corset and thong, I still won't do it.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 29!
Post by: iduguphergrave on 29 Sep 2011, 02:16
Woot! New image! Also BIG image!

(http://i.imgur.com/DbPyT.jpg)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 29!
Post by: jwhouk on 29 Sep 2011, 02:18
See, THIS is what happens when you're a fan of the Diamondbacks.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 29!
Post by: techkid on 29 Sep 2011, 03:47
"I think I can. I think I can. Oh crap, I can't!" *THUMP!* "Oh wait, I did!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 29!
Post by: Border Reiver on 29 Sep 2011, 04:33
Mine!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 29!
Post by: Jabberwocky on 29 Sep 2011, 04:41
"Can switching to GEICO really save you 15% or more on car insurance?
Is chasing a snake over a 20-foot embankment a bad idea?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 29!
Post by: FunkyTuba on 29 Sep 2011, 11:26
"Gosh, these backgrounds look great, don't they, Bitey? They remind me of..WAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaTHUMP"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 29!
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 29 Sep 2011, 11:50
"What is it about women and serpents, anyway?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 29!
Post by: iduguphergrave on 29 Sep 2011, 15:48
Win.  :evil:
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 29!
Post by: Kugai on 29 Sep 2011, 18:27
'And Treesurfing looked so easy when they did it on Xena !'
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 29!
Post by: jwhouk on 29 Sep 2011, 19:03
"No snakes were harmed in the making of this webcomic."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 29!
Post by: Border Reiver on 30 Sep 2011, 05:11
"No snakes were harmed in the making of this webcomic."

"Three had to be put down as a result of the trauma caused by Jeph's need to make preliminary sketches.  They were deliciious."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 29!
Post by: SomeCanadianWeirdo on 30 Sep 2011, 19:04
"This week, on THE WORLD'S SCARIEST SNAKE CHASES...."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 29!
Post by: Carl-E on 01 Oct 2011, 11:01
"...STEVE IRWIN'S SECRET LOVE-CHILD!!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 29!
Post by: DSL on 01 Oct 2011, 12:01
"There is an art, it says, or rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." -- Douglas Adams
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 29!
Post by: WAYF on 01 Oct 2011, 20:05
"There is an art, it says, or rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." -- Douglas Adams

"Curiously, the only thing the snake thought as it fell was 'Oh no, not again'..."

-Douglas Adams??
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 29!
Post by: Jam on 01 Oct 2011, 23:01
"If your friend jumped off a cliff would you?"
For Momo there was no if.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 29!
Post by: Skewbrow on 01 Oct 2011, 23:50
"There is an art, it says, or rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." -- Douglas Adams

"Curiously, the only thing the snake thought as it fell was 'Oh no, not again'..."

-Douglas Adams??

... and in its previous life the snake was a housefly that perished in a kitchen fire in Northampton, MA?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 29!
Post by: iduguphergrave on 02 Oct 2011, 02:05
"If your friend jumped off a cliff would you?"
For Momo there was no if.

Man if you really think about it, your perspective on that question would seriously change if you had a friend who really did jump off a cliff once (or more).
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 29!
Post by: DSL on 02 Oct 2011, 04:19
"There is an art, it says, or rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." -- Douglas Adams

"Curiously, the only thing the snake thought as it fell was 'Oh no, not again'..."

-Douglas Adams??


... and in its previous life the snake was a housefly that perished in a kitchen fire in Northampton, MA?

Or, maybe, an apartment house fire.
I wonder if Faye's toaster was just trying to, y'know, make bread fun ...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 29!
Post by: Carl-E on 02 Oct 2011, 04:54
Sounds more like it was making bread a challenge...

"Hey, how about bread flambe?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 29!
Post by: iduguphergrave on 02 Oct 2011, 05:08
I think a rogue A.I. toaster should be the supervillain of the QC universe. But Faye's feelings towards it are conflicted; without its machinations, she never would have moved in with Marten!

Jeph needs to get on this.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 29!
Post by: DSL on 02 Oct 2011, 17:36
This is a job for ... PIZZA GIRL!