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Title: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: jwhouk on 25 Dec 2011, 14:33
Not pollin' this one, since there's already a MOTY voting going on.

So, we've already seen ST in a bikini - what trouble does our foul-mouthed bird get her into on the beach?
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week)
Post by: Welu on 25 Dec 2011, 17:12
I'm looking forward to seeing SweetTits. From Jeph's Tumblr it looks more like she's lost on a deserted island to me. :o
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week)
Post by: Method of Madness on 25 Dec 2011, 17:17
Where's the poll?  Want me to make one?

(I also hope Shame Orb makes an appearance)
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week)
Post by: jwhouk on 25 Dec 2011, 17:18
I kinda decided to skip the poll this week - what, we're going to speculate on YB and ST?
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Mr_Rose on 25 Dec 2011, 18:43
The poll should be multiple choice, up to three selections, only there's only one selection to select: Waffles.
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Somebody on 25 Dec 2011, 22:46
S'up. And, surprisingly, it's in colour - although aren't YB's colours off-model?
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Method of Madness on 25 Dec 2011, 22:57
I kinda decided to skip the poll this week - what, we're going to speculate on YB and ST?
Of course we are.
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: FunkyTuba on 25 Dec 2011, 23:35
looking forward to this week
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: ysth on 25 Dec 2011, 23:37
Quote
sudo make me a fucking pina colada already
FTFY
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: ZBixby on 26 Dec 2011, 01:11
Well fine I'll start the speculation, I fortell we shall learn ST's actual name this week, THERE I SAID IT!
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: akronnick on 26 Dec 2011, 01:18
Sweet-Tits actual name is Sweet-Tits.
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Carl-E on 26 Dec 2011, 02:38
I'm kinda wondering about the hold YB has over Sweet-Tits.  Because otherwise, you know, desert island.  I could see YB ending up on a spit over a fire by week's end...
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: akronnick on 26 Dec 2011, 03:18
Maybe she's a vegetarian.
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: TinPenguin on 26 Dec 2011, 03:48
You know they say there are no atheists in foxholes? I suspect there are no fussy eaters on deserted islands.
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: DSL on 26 Dec 2011, 04:40
Maybe she's a vegetarian.

She doesn't have to eat him.
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: jwhouk on 26 Dec 2011, 06:03
Yep. One word: fertilizer  8-)
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: SomeCanadianWeirdo on 26 Dec 2011, 06:35
S'up. And, surprisingly, it's in colour - although aren't YB's colours off-model?

I'm assuming this is because he's been rolling around in the sand.  The real question is how many readers promptly went trolling through the archives to see whether Sweet Tits has the same hair shade as those suspected Sweet Tits from previous comics.

Someone needs to tell the girl that a pina colada isn't a fruit.

So, who's in the box, Shame Orb, Randy, or some new character?
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Carl-E on 26 Dec 2011, 06:48
No one, the box is  the new character. 

Boxy, the talking packing create.  Knows all, sees all, says it like it is.  He makes the Shame Orb seem like a pussy. 
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Border Reiver on 26 Dec 2011, 07:47
Just so long as he's not the annoying character from the 70s BSG...
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Carl-E on 26 Dec 2011, 11:58
Which one was that??

 :laugh:
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: iduguphergrave on 26 Dec 2011, 12:51
No one, the box is  the new character. 

Boxy, the talking packing create.  Knows all, sees all, says it like it is.  He makes the Shame Orb seem like a pussy. 

Sorry, there's only one Boxy:

(http://i.imgur.com/iCmVF.png) (http://imgur.com/iCmVF)
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Carl-E on 26 Dec 2011, 14:00
That really  doesn't look like BSG.  Looks more like Aqua Teen Hunger Force.  Where's Meatwad? 
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Kugai on 26 Dec 2011, 14:26
I wonder if YB tastes like Chicken.   :evil:
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: ZBixby on 26 Dec 2011, 14:35
I wonder if YB tastes like Chicken.   :evil:

He used to but then he started shoving god only knows what up his cloaca and now he tastes like a mixture of salt dynamite and anger.
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: AnAverageWriter on 26 Dec 2011, 15:20
That really  doesn't look like BSG.  Looks more like Aqua Teen Hunger Force.  Where's Meatwad? 

Of course it's not BSG.

That there is Boxy Brown from ATHF. I'd recognize that face anywhere.
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: jwhouk on 26 Dec 2011, 16:16
I'm scared:

Quote from: @jephjacques (twitter)
Hahahha I just remembered what comic I'm starting 2012 with OH BOYYY
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: akronnick on 26 Dec 2011, 17:13
Oh shit.

All hands, brace for impact.
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: jwhouk on 26 Dec 2011, 18:16
With a comment like that, it's either Padma or Angus who's suddenly gone.
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: DSL on 26 Dec 2011, 18:44
Angus cheats on Faye with Padma?
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Mr_Rose on 26 Dec 2011, 18:55
Angus cheats on Faye with Padma?
No, Faye cheats on Angus with Padma. Wanted "to see what all the fuss was about" after one too many coping mechanisms.
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: SomeCanadianWeirdo on 26 Dec 2011, 19:04
Nah, Renee gases the rest of the cast ans sells them to white slavers.  The comic becomes Semiquestionable Content and revolves around the adventures of Renee and her AnthoPC Garfunkel, aka PT410x
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: JohnTheWysard on 26 Dec 2011, 19:16
S'up. And, surprisingly, it's in colour - although aren't YB's colours off-model?

Well, why not? His remarks are off-color.
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Kugai on 26 Dec 2011, 19:19
Angus cheats on Faye with Padma?
No, Faye cheats on Angus with Padma. Wanted "to see what all the fuss was about" after one too many coping mechanisms.

And after that, Faye dumps Angus and shacks up in a threesome with Tai and Dora.
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Kugai on 26 Dec 2011, 20:47
New Comic!    :-D


I guess that that's the last time those two are gonna get invited to the annual NASA/Navy Christmas Party

Especially when the President's paying a visit.
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Carl-E on 26 Dec 2011, 22:05
I wish I had a nickel for every time I've heard the phrase, "I'm never drinking tequila again". 


I could pay off my bar tab...
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: cesariojpn on 26 Dec 2011, 22:10
Wait, how can YB haul a Coconut twice his size and maybe 3 times his weight?
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Carl-E on 26 Dec 2011, 22:14
He's an African Swallow...
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: DSL on 26 Dec 2011, 22:20
Laden or unladen? Or maybe binLaden.
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Sorflakne on 26 Dec 2011, 22:59
Sweet Tits seems to have a tramp stamp, if I'm not imagining things.
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: akronnick on 26 Dec 2011, 23:15
He's an African Swallow...

No, no, no!

African Swallows are non-migratory. He's clearly a European Swallow.
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: no one special on 27 Dec 2011, 00:14
He's an African Swallow...

No, no, no!

African Swallows are non-migratory. He's clearly a European Swallow.

Silly goose! 

Everyone knows that a coconut could only be carried by two European swallows in tandem, the coconut tied on a strand of creeper, with each end held under each bird's dorsal guiding feathers.

DUH.

Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: pwhodges on 27 Dec 2011, 01:34
Poor crab!

And where's the wreckage of the space shuttle, then?
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Method of Madness on 27 Dec 2011, 01:56
SOMEONE MOVED THE ISLAND.

Man, it's a good thing I'm going away on Wednesday, otherwise I'd just make Lost jokes all week.
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: iduguphergrave on 27 Dec 2011, 02:16
smoke monster, button, numbers, Korean guy, unsatisfactory ending. There, that about covers it; can we move on?
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Zingoleb on 27 Dec 2011, 02:54
I just went from watching Archer to reading QC and now I hear Yelling Bird done in the sweet, sweet voice of Jon H. Benjamin
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: snubnose on 27 Dec 2011, 03:12
Just for the record: if you cant fly the Space Shuttle, you probably wont survive the landing.
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: pwhodges on 27 Dec 2011, 03:25
That's boringly literal, though.
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: snubnose on 27 Dec 2011, 05:22
Actually I considered it a quite amusing fact.
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: jwhouk on 27 Dec 2011, 05:57
I'm getting the feeling that YB is a bit like McPedro the Cactus over at GWS - he only speaks when our heroine is drunk.
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Technoir on 27 Dec 2011, 06:03
Hmmm Somehow, with a name like "Sweet-Tits", I was expecting a more bodacious and/or bountiful rack.

Oh, and thanks for busting your ass to produce an extra week's worth of strips to cover the holidays, Jeph!
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Loki on 27 Dec 2011, 06:05
SOMEONE MOVED THE ISLAND.
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Carl-E on 27 Dec 2011, 06:12
Hmmm Somehow, with a name like "Sweet-Tits", I was expecting a more bodacious and/or bountiful rack.

Sweet is a matter of taste, not size. 



....aaaaand I'll just leave that thought lie there now. 
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Border Reiver on 27 Dec 2011, 07:49
We can run with that pair of ....scissors later.


After 9 when it can get a little blue.
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 27 Dec 2011, 07:56
The Space Shuttle had an autoland system. (/nerd)
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Skewbrow on 27 Dec 2011, 09:19
Really?

I mean, I bow to your nerd knowledge, but are you sure that autolanding was not added later or something?

I just vividly remember the first landing shuttles being escorted by a pair of fighters reading altitude figures aloud (presumably to help their colleague at the helm inside the shuttle) - ending with a TOUCHDOWN. IIRC in the tv footage we would only hear the voices of the pilots of the escorting jets. And the stories about how this is exceptionally tough for the pilot, because A) unlike the usual aircrafts the shuttle has no reserve throttle power to be used, if something goes wrong, B) the speed of a landing shuttle is something like 350 km/h (over 200 mph), way faster than, say, jet liners need (I guess the shuttle would stall if it attempted to land with an air speed of 200 km/h or thereabouts).

Of course, my memory may be affected by the fact that one the first computer games (for one of those beauties with 16 kB RAM) that a high school class mate coded was to bring a landing shuttle down.

Oh God! And now shuttles are considered outdated... But, but they are the new thing ... :cry:
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Method of Madness on 27 Dec 2011, 09:54
I'm scared:

Quote from: @jephjacques (twitter)
Hahahha I just remembered what comic I'm starting 2012 with OH BOYYY
Come on, Jeph, why you gotta spoil.
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: tuxedobob on 27 Dec 2011, 11:20
Sweet Tits doesn't appear to be living up to her name. Didn't she use to have boobs?
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Carl-E on 27 Dec 2011, 11:39
Read the thread, already! (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,27717.msg1070441.html#msg1070441)
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: vsonics on 27 Dec 2011, 12:01
I happen to think that her tits look very sweet.

I'm a bit more distracted by the fact that it certainly appears that she DOES have a tramp stamp, though. Forgive me if I'm mistaken, but I don't think we've seen it before. It looks like writing just peeking out over the top of her shorts to me.
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Carl-E on 27 Dec 2011, 12:43
It's probably a portrait of YB, with wings spread...
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: tuxedobob on 27 Dec 2011, 13:07
Read the thread, already! (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,27717.msg1070441.html#msg1070441)

Right, but shouldn't she actually, you know, have tits?

I'm just having trouble telling her apart from a prebubescent boy.
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: DSL on 27 Dec 2011, 13:08
Maybe the tattoo IS Yelling Bird -- Sweet-Tits finally having gotten tired of him -- and the foulmouthed avian w've been assuming is YB isn't. Would explain the offmodel colors on our offcolor bird.
Maybe this is YB's cousin Spike. You know, from Needles.
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Mr_Rose on 27 Dec 2011, 13:16
Hmmm Somehow, with a name like "Sweet-Tits", I was expecting a more bodacious and/or bountiful rack.

Sweet is a matter of taste, not size. 



....aaaaand I'll just leave that thought lie there now. 
You know that proverb about the two brothers who had to grow the King some melons to prove which one was the rightful heir? And the one that grew the smallest pair won, because his were sweetest?
Toootally different perspective now...
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Akima on 27 Dec 2011, 13:40
S'up. And, surprisingly, it's in colour - although aren't YB's colours off-model?
It's his summer plumage?

Right, but shouldn't she actually, you know, have tits? I'm just having trouble telling her apart from a prebubescent boy.
Can I recommend a good ophthalmologist? Or is this the result of over-exposure to "Heroic Anatomy" in Marvel and DC?
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Carl-E on 27 Dec 2011, 13:51
Well, it is a bit hard to actually see  them when they're under a bikini top.  But I believe the top itself is evidence of their existence! 

I know very few prepubescent boys who could fill out a bikini top that well.  Even the overweight ones. 
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: cesariojpn on 27 Dec 2011, 13:54
I'm scared:

Quote from: @jephjacques (twitter)
Hahahha I just remembered what comic I'm starting 2012 with OH BOYYY
Come on, Jeph, why you gotta spoil.

Momo goes psychotic and kills the males of the QC universe.
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Border Reiver on 27 Dec 2011, 15:14
Can I recommend a good ophthalmologist? Or is this the result of over-exposure to "Heroic Anatomy" in Marvel and DC?

I'll take the name of the opthammologist, but CAN you be overexposed to the "the most common superpower" too much?  (If you are a hetrosexual male, that is.)
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Sorflakne on 27 Dec 2011, 15:30
Read the thread, already! (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,27717.msg1070441.html#msg1070441)

Right, but shouldn't she actually, you know, have tits?

I'm just having trouble telling her apart from a prebubescent boy.
Surprising fact: D-cup and up-sized breasts aren't the norm.

Besides, bigger isn't always better; when it comes to breasts/tits/boobs/bazongas/your-favorite-slangword-for-funbags-here, anything more than a handful is a waste.
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: vsonics on 27 Dec 2011, 16:33
Not to mention all of the back problems.
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Carl-E on 27 Dec 2011, 16:44
...anything more than a handful is a waste.


I'd always heard "mouthfull"...


 :-D :evil: :roll: :wink: :laugh:
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: SomeCanadianWeirdo on 27 Dec 2011, 20:11
FYI a panel of Hanners at Coffee of Doom appears in today's holiday strip for T. Campbell and Jason Waltrip's Quiltbag. http://www.pennyandaggie.com/index.php?p=1280
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: dieselmech on 27 Dec 2011, 20:49
How do they get off the island?

Two words: sea turtles.
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Torlek on 27 Dec 2011, 20:52
The Space Shuttle had an autoland system. (/nerd)
I thought that wasn't until post Columbia and even then it required an extra cable from the Ground Control Interface on the mid-deck up to the flight deck. Because if memory serves they never landed an orbiter on autopilot (as compared to Buran which landed itself just 10' off the centerline in a 30 kt crosswind).
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 27 Dec 2011, 21:07
if memory serves they never landed an orbiter on autopilot (as compared to Buran which landed itself just 10' off the centerline in a 30 kt crosswind).
I believe that's correct.
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Kugai on 27 Dec 2011, 21:53
How do they get off the island?

Two words: sea turtles.

Might be the best way mate.


Especially now that Randy has shown up

And the Rum is gone.
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: cesariojpn on 27 Dec 2011, 22:13
How do they get off the island?

Two words: sea turtles.

http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Surf
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: JohnTheWysard on 27 Dec 2011, 22:18
I wish I had a nickel for every time I've heard the phrase, "I'm never drinking tequila again". 


I could pay off my bar tab...
One tequila!
Two tequila!
Three tequila!
FLOOR!
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: JohnTheWysard on 27 Dec 2011, 22:20
Unfortunately for ST, the volcano only consumes virgins.

Oh? she IS?!
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: WAYF on 27 Dec 2011, 22:55
At last, she and Yelling Bird agree on something.

Also, Randy can apparently fly.

:psyduck:
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Carl-E on 27 Dec 2011, 23:07
More like hover. 

The Bandicoot's out of the bottle! 
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: vsonics on 27 Dec 2011, 23:10
Hey it's Randy!
If the Shame Orb and Andy show up it'll be the whole gang for a New Year's reunion.

Especially if there're some whores in that crate.
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: snubnose on 27 Dec 2011, 23:59
Hurr, its Sweet-Tits, not Big-... err... you know.

And yes, my comment about landing the Space Shuttle and dying was aimed at the fact that the Space Shuttle has even higher landing speeds than a F-104 Starfighter (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lockheed_F-104_Starfighter).
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Welu on 28 Dec 2011, 05:44
I'm pretty amazed she can get her whole hands into those shorts' pockets. They're not totally short-shorts but in my experience, pockets on shorts a couple inches above the knee are more for show than for practicality.
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Manix on 28 Dec 2011, 06:08
Read the thread, already! (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,27717.msg1070441.html#msg1070441)

Right, but shouldn't she actually, you know, have tits?

I'm just having trouble telling her apart from a prebubescent boy.
Surprising fact: D-cup and up-sized breasts aren't the norm.

Besides, bigger isn't always better; when it comes to breasts/tits/boobs/bazongas/your-favorite-slangword-for-funbags-here, anything more than a handful is a waste.

If you can't trust movies from the 80's, who can you trust?
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Carl-E on 28 Dec 2011, 06:55
I'm pretty amazed she can get her whole hands into those shorts' pockets. They're not totally short-shorts but in my experience, pockets on shorts a couple inches above the knee are more for show than for practicality.

It's easier if your hands are balled into little fists due to having to talk with Yelling Bird. 
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Dust on 28 Dec 2011, 17:03
So she finds Randy is less pleasant to be around than Yelling Bird?

Man, S-T sets a new level for "jaded".
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Carl-E on 28 Dec 2011, 17:22
No, Randy sets a new level for annoying. 

At least with YB, you know it'll be an adventure...

Sure, you'll wind up in a Turkish prison or something, but you know... Adventure!
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Dust on 28 Dec 2011, 18:30
I don't know.. I'd still pick Randy's "Don Bluth movie sidekick"* over being stuck in a Midnight Express remake with Yelling Bird playing Randy Quaid.


*Depending on who they got to voice Randy, that is.
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: FunkyTuba on 28 Dec 2011, 20:08
What does it say about me that Randy is one of my favorite characters period?
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: akronnick on 28 Dec 2011, 20:28
That you are the product of a deranged imagination? :evil:
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: SomeCanadianWeirdo on 28 Dec 2011, 20:52
We've had discussions about a QC TV series, but the more likely series is one revolving aorund Randy, isnce he'd be perfect for all sorts of spinoff merchandise ie Giant Size Huggable Randy, Talking and Dancing Randy With 50 Words and Phrases etc.  Of course what would actually happen is the series would never see the light of day after the folks making the pilot actually included Yelling Bird.  Because even bleeped you can't hint that a character on a US kid's show (and to sell all that crap they'd want it aimed at kids) is swearing.
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Yarin on 28 Dec 2011, 20:53
New comic up
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Dust on 28 Dec 2011, 20:55
What does it say about me that Randy is one of my favorite characters period?

Depends on if you said that before or after 2089.
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: specter177 on 28 Dec 2011, 20:55
Nice Mass Effect reference.
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Yarin on 28 Dec 2011, 20:58
Nice Mass Effect reference.
what's the reference I don't play mass effect
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: calmcalamity on 28 Dec 2011, 21:27
Randy = Skull-san ?
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Yarin on 28 Dec 2011, 21:34
Whats skull-san?
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: FunkyTuba on 28 Dec 2011, 21:44
Whats skull-san?

http://fartchan.com/post/13779654955/skull-san-is-so-fuckin-dreamy

Depends on if you said that before or after 2089.

Before. And after.
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Jesus166 on 28 Dec 2011, 23:01
javascript:void(0); Bleach reference -_-.....
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: snubnose on 28 Dec 2011, 23:26
This comic is disturbing.
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Indicible on 28 Dec 2011, 23:54
If this is Randy's shikai, he is at least on par with Aizen's.
What we now need is some Brain Bleach.
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Akima on 29 Dec 2011, 01:20
what's the reference I don't play mass effect
"Embrace (http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Asari) eternity! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=YOAnpwJUsuc#t=486s)"

Last night I was imagining Randy in a pink genie outfit, and now this... Is the world ready to see the Eternal Bandicoot's true unface?
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Swedish Chef on 29 Dec 2011, 02:39

Now, I wonder what Hannelore' Shikai is...

Faye, what about Faye?, her katana will be huge, I take that for granted.


...

Marten... ummm.
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Lummer on 29 Dec 2011, 03:03
I have no idea what these Japanese words you're slinging around are supposed, but by God do I love this side story.
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Swedish Chef on 29 Dec 2011, 03:47
I have no idea what these Japanese words you're slinging around are supposed, but by God do I love this side story.

 You'll find all the necessary info here (http://bleach.wikia.com/wiki/Bleach_Wiki).



Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Border Reiver on 29 Dec 2011, 04:19
If this is Randy's shikai, he is at least on par with Aizen's.
What we now need is some Brain Bleach.

There is no true brain bleach, there is only Randy.
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: dieselmech on 29 Dec 2011, 04:42
Ok. Was not expecting that one... that's kinda sorta creepy.
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: DrPhibes on 29 Dec 2011, 05:16
I thought of Stephen Kings Gunslinger books. Who else?
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: SomeCanadianWeirdo on 29 Dec 2011, 06:03
His head makes me think of Judge Mortis. http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/m/mortis.htm
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Spectreofwar on 29 Dec 2011, 08:24
Ok. Was not expecting that one... that's kinda sorta creepy.

You and me both and yeah.

Literally scared the bird shitless.  :-o
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: soren121 on 29 Dec 2011, 10:16
Yelling Bird is all talk.
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: straw_hat_luffy on 29 Dec 2011, 13:00
Haha I don't want to see Pintsize's bankai it would probably be a hentai loli with tit shitting powers and on some par with Mayuri Kurotsuchi's bankai.
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Mister D Nomms on 29 Dec 2011, 16:55
Fan-art of what you just said is now REQUIRED
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: iduguphergrave on 29 Dec 2011, 18:31
Just don't post it on here if you don't want the banhammer.
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Kugai on 29 Dec 2011, 20:11
AAAAARG!

Randy is Sauron's replacement!!!!
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: DrPhibes on 29 Dec 2011, 20:37
wheres the ring?
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Somebody on 29 Dec 2011, 21:11
And then Homeland Security came to their door and they were never seen again. The End.
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Carl-E on 29 Dec 2011, 21:50
And then they woke up to  new comic, and they were HOME! 


...and you wre there, and you, and you, and ... Oh, auntie Em!  Lookit all the skulls! 
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: snubnose on 29 Dec 2011, 23:31
I didnt saw that one coming.

All in all I'm impressed, I would have had a really hard time to tell any meaningful story with just 5 comics.
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Akima on 30 Dec 2011, 00:29
wheres the ring?
Nobody's phone rings any more...
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: AnAverageWriter on 30 Dec 2011, 00:41
wheres the ring?
Nobody's phone rings any more...

 At least, not in any place but your mind...  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evdQL5RFLec)
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: iduguphergrave on 30 Dec 2011, 04:16
...and you wre there, and you, and you, and ... Oh, auntie Em!  Lookit all the skulls! 

Words can't describe how much I wish The Wizard of Oz  had ended that way.
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 30 Dec 2011, 06:16
http://xkcd.com/479/
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Carl-E on 30 Dec 2011, 07:17
...and you wre there, and you, and you, and ... Oh, auntie Em!  Lookit all the skulls! 

Words can't describe how much I wish The Wizard of Oz  had ended that way.

Then you should be reading Namesake (http://www.namesakecomic.com/2010/09/02/prologue-cover-3/).  They've been spending a good bit of time in Oz lately...
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Kugai on 30 Dec 2011, 16:44
OK,

SKULL FIGHT!!!

 :evil:
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: DSL on 30 Dec 2011, 19:50
You know, for a hovering rodent (or is it marsupial?) that may or may not be a demon-spawn, that Randy really seems like a nice sort.
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Carl-E on 31 Dec 2011, 00:19
That's what all the neighbors say. 


But they're all catamites. 
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: DSL on 31 Dec 2011, 07:23
That's what Yelling Bird says. Can we trust the little dickcissel?
Also, how do we know SweetTits isn't hallucinating the news that RandyHell was a hallucination?
Maybe we're hallucinating reading this.

"Either way, here I am! Maybe!" -- H. Ellicott-Chatham.
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 31 Dec 2011, 07:53
Maybe we're all Hannelore's hallucination and the Problem of Pain occurs because she's so disturbed.
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Carl-E on 31 Dec 2011, 11:15
I hallucinate, therefore I am. 


I just don't know for sure about the rest of you...


Happy New Year, everyone! 
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Skewbrow on 31 Dec 2011, 11:39
Delirio ergo sum.

Solipsism may not be the most constructive world view, but you will have a hard time convincing me.

Hyvää uutta vuotta kaikille.
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: DSL on 31 Dec 2011, 11:47
When the old workplace got especially loopy, I'd tell the fellow inmates "All right, I'm going to keep adjusting my meds* until I figure out which of you people actually exist."

*Blood pressure pills, store-brand acetaminophen and whatever caffeine was handy, but they didn't need to know that.
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: celticgeek on 31 Dec 2011, 11:53
When I adjusted my drugs they were caffeine, nicotine, and the occasional hit of acetylsalicylic acid.



Bhliain nua sásta go léir.
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: jwhouk on 31 Dec 2011, 13:22
I prefer acetaminophen and isobutyl propanoic phenolic acid to acetylsalicylic acid, personally.

Happy New Year and GO BADGERS!
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Kugai on 31 Dec 2011, 14:00
You've been watching Ghostbusters haven't you?
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: DSL on 31 Dec 2011, 17:18
Happy 2012, forumites. 3.5 hours to go here in EST but this guy's had enough for the night.
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: iduguphergrave on 31 Dec 2011, 17:54
Getting the brain out was the easy part. The hard part was getting the brain out. HEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: cesariojpn on 01 Jan 2012, 02:41
You've been watching Ghostbusters haven't you?

The siren on ECTO-1 sucked.
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Schmorgluck on 01 Jan 2012, 08:04
Bloavezh mad d'an holl.

Gwall hirvoudus eo solipsouriezh.
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Carl-E on 01 Jan 2012, 13:43
They both are. 
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Method of Madness on 01 Jan 2012, 15:47
How do they get off the island?
Eventually they were rescued by, oh, let's say...Moe.

(Sorry if this was already done, I just got home, I'm about to catch up on the thread)
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Method of Madness on 01 Jan 2012, 16:02
http://xkcd.com/479/
My phone as well.  Also, finished the rest of the thread and...really?  There are people who don't like Randy?
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: wgabrie on 01 Jan 2012, 16:23
I think it's awesome that the comic author could write a little adventure without turning the entire comic plot on its head and change its world from a semi-normal techo-AI world into a magic/ mystery fantasy setting.

Also, I think the Yelling Bird in this side-story comic looks like a parrot or cockatoo, some kind of exotic bird, just look at the beak. Maybe every bird species has its own yelling bird? Maybe there is a new bird in town? Or, perhaps, this Yelling bird is an illusion/delusion as well.
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: Yarin on 01 Jan 2012, 17:50
Eventually they were rescued by, oh, let's say...Moe.
Love that simpsons did it
Title: Re: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)
Post by: snubnose on 06 Jan 2012, 06:37
wheres the ring?
Nobody's phone rings any more...
Actually, a lot of people have a ringing ringtone.