THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 12 Aug 2012, 09:33
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And as the U.S.S. Tai/Dora magnificently sets sail, we appropriately begin a new week. FIRST IMAGE:
(http://i.imgur.com/gJvfX.png) (http://imgur.com/gJvfX)
ENJOY
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"That's, er, quite a mural on the sidewalk."
"I know, right? Raven gets a little out of hand sometimes."
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Tai: ...How do you feel about loud, blaring dance music?
Dora: I WUB-WUB-WUB you.
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TAI: "Man, oh man, the forum is just going to shit itself inside out ... "
DORA: "I know, right? ... hey, gotten any good hate mail yet? Lemme show you some of my favorites back from the breakup arc."
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Tai: I think we may have mixed up the Astroglide with the superglue.
Dora: That explains why I haven't been able to let go of my face for the last ten minutes...
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Tai: Do i.. Do i taste strawberry lip gloss?
Dora: It's not mine... it's Marten's
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Tai: "Wow, for a first kiss, that was one hell of an assgrab!"
Dora: "Yeah...wait...."
*cue Pintsize giggling offpanel*
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Tai: Hey, um... do you like dressing up in Victorian clothing?
Dora: ...I suppose so (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1471), why?
Tai: Oh, no reason...
(LATER, AT THE LIBRARY)
Momo: What do you need my USB compatibility for?
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Dora: "So, about this Victorian-Era pornography, did they have any where (trails off into near-inaudible whispering)...?"
Tai: "Wow... you REALLY like that sort of stuff? My knowledge of one series is how I got into the library position in the first place! Volumes 4 through 17 have illustrations!"
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Tai: "I just felt a strong disturbance in the Force."
Dora: "Like a million lost fan fiction writers squeeling with delight - then grabbing pens?"
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I had to read your last word twice. I'm a little ashamed of myself. Just a little.
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(http://i.imgur.com/gJvfX.png) (http://imgur.com/gJvfX)
TAI: Wow, this just feels so weird.
DORA: I know. He said photoshop doesn't do blush gradients very well.
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Tai: Jeez, what'll our last name be? "Hianci"? "Bibbert"?
Dora: Nah, "Reed" or "Vance". Now lemme back the U-Haul up to your dorm room so we can get your stuff.
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"Bianchert" is the one that I find the easiest to say. Maybe I'm just weird. :P
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I had to read your last word twice. I'm a little ashamed of myself. Just a little.
That's what the other million fanboys were doing... :evil:
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I had to read your last word twice. I'm a little ashamed of myself. Just a little.
That's what the other million fanboys were doing... :evil:
"Fanboys" stopped at the first read.
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I had to read your last word twice. I'm a little ashamed of myself. Just a little.
Don't be, that was the intent...
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Tai: "I just felt a strong disturbance in the Force."
Dora: "Like a million lost fan fiction writers squeeling with delight - then grabbing pens?"
Winner.
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Tai: "I just felt a strong disturbance in the Force."
Dora: "Like a million lost fan fiction writers squeeling with delight - then grabbing pens?"
Winner.
Seconded.
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I'd like to thank my wife, my mother, the Academy and everyone one else that made this possible.
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If you replace those commas with parentheses, that sentence charges irredeemably. Gotta love grammar.
Of course, I forgot this isn't the weirdest comic thread so the gramma(r) joke will fall flat. Oh well.
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Well done, Border. You are now part of the ranks of the caption game people who rule.
Next image!
(http://i.imgur.com/aa1Ec.png) (http://imgur.com/aa1Ec)
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Let's see if I can keep this going.
Gabby: "What's in the binder?"
Marten: "None of your business."
Emily: "It's his Tai/Dora slashfic."
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That's going to be hard to top.
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If you replace those commas with parentheses, that sentence charges irredeemably. ...
Border's mother is the Academy? That's just silly.
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How's this?
Gabby: "What's in the binder?"
Marten: "None of your business."
Emily: "My resume and portfolio - he's sending it to his Mom for me."
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Tai: "I just felt a strong disturbance in the Force."
Dora: "Like a million lost fan fiction writers squeeling with delight - then grabbing pens?"
Winner.
Who writes fiction with a pen anymore? (or with the thing people mistook that word for ever?)
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GABBY: "All I wanna know is what's the name of the guy on second?"
MARTEN: "I don't know."
EMILY: "Third base!"
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(or with the thing people mistook that word for ever?)
This is the internet. Someone, somewhere, will have cum up with that idea.
Pun intended.
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Gabby: "What's in the binder?"
Marten: "Nothing you need worry about."
Emily: "It's the next six months of Plotlines."
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Gabby: So, I'm not quite sure I understand how landing the Curiosity on Mars is going to help the human race, exactly.
Marten: Well, I'm pretty sure it's something to do with seeing if we can ever possibly sustain life there, so that if we ever do need to move off-planet due to overpopulation, we'll have a nice, relatively nearby planet to go to.
Emily: We're friends.
No wait, hang on...
Gabby: So, you looked at all the social justice posts on Tumblr, huh?
Marten: Good God, never again. Activism at its absolute worst.
Emily: We're friends.
No, wait, no, that's not right.
Gabby: I challenge you to find me a more delicious ice-cream flavour than Toffee.
Marten: White chocolate, easy.
Emily: We're friends.
No, how about...
Gabby: So, Coffee of Doom gets all its pastries from the Secret Bakery? I thought they tasted kinda familiar!
Marten: You wouldn't believe how many times I've heard that before.
Emily: We're friends.
...Damnit.
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Let's see if I can keep this going.
Gabby: "What's in the binder?"
Marten: "None of your business."
Emily: "It's his Tai/Dora slashfic."
Gabby: Whats in the binder?
Marten: None of your business.
Emily: It's my Marten/Steve slashfic.
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Gabby: "What's in the binder?"
Marten: "Nothing you need worry about."
Emily: "It's the next six months of Plotlines."
Gabby: "What's in the binder?"
Marten: "Nothing you need worry about."
Emily: "Banana Smoothie."
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Gabby: Did that cactus just insult me in a Scottish accent?
Marten: Yeah. Just wait until he tries to hump the ficus tree in the corner.
Emily: I was wearing a grass skirt earlier. So now we have a date.
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Gabby: Did that cactus just insult me in a Scottish accent?
Marten: Yeah. Just wait until he tries to hump the ficus tree in the corner.
Emily: I was wearing a grass skirt earlier. So now we have a date.
Awwww man.....awwww......
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Gabby: Did that cactus just insult me in a Scottish accent?
Marten: Yeah. Just wait until he tries to hump the ficus tree in the corner.
Emily: I was wearing a grass skirt earlier. So now we have a date.
Off-screen voice: "I'M... HAVING... FEEEEELINNGGGSS!!!!!!" (Sound of a bottle being glugged down)
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Gabby: Did that cactus just insult me in a Scottish accent?
Marten: Yeah. Just wait until he tries to hump the ficus tree in the corner.
Emily: I was wearing a grass skirt earlier. So now we have a date.
Off-screen voice: "I'M... HAVING... FEEEEELINNGGGSS!!!!!!" (Sound of a bottle being glugged down)
Whoa ... whoa ... whoa ... feelings?
EMILY: "There's the cutest boneless pink kitty in the breakroom sink."
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Does it count as shipping if it's cross-species and cross-universe?
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Does it count as shipping if it's cross-species and cross-universe?
That right there is an EPIC WIN.
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Does it count as shipping if it's cross-species and cross-universe?
Didn't know Jeph was a Final Fantasy fan.
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GABBY: "What's in the binder?"
MARTEN: "What do you think? This is Massachusetts."
EMILY: "It's full of women, silly."
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I like the idea that Romney's binders full of women were actually full of SMIF's Victorian porn
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Oh, so this 'binders' thing is about the US election? Right, could someone explain it a bit more then, since all I know about the candidates is that (edit by moderator: political remarks that were too well written to simply delete, so I'm starting a thread in Discuss)
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From the LA Times (http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-pn-presidential-debate-binders-women-20121016,0,3801080.story):
Romney, during his debate with President Obama at Hofstra University in New York, recalled that when he assembled his Cabinet when he was governor of Massachusetts "we took a concerted effort to go out and find women who had backgrounds that could be qualified to become members of our Cabinet.
"I went to a number of women's groups and said, "Can you help us find folks," and they brought us whole binders full of women."
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I just was wondering if they were three-hole-punched or not.
God, now that I've said it, that really sounds awful.
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And my Poppa, he said to me, "Son," he said, "You don't associate yourself with no loose-leaf women."
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Romney's into binding? Does he know Marten's mother?
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Well, I guess we know who they were talking about (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=162) now….
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Romney's into binding? Does he know Marten's mother?
She prefers not to talk about it.
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:laugh:
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GABBY: "Really? Your mom knew Romney?"
MARTEN: "Yeah. How'd you think I paid for the first two years of college?"
EMILY: "WE'RE friends."