THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Fun Stuff => CHATTER => Topic started by: Edith on 10 Oct 2012, 12:51
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Explore your companion's world. Two worlds are better than one.
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You are the center of every group attention. [sic]
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Behind every good man there is another man.
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Help help I'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory
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Something wonderful is about to happy
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Relationships is like fingers on you hand. "One" cannot do much.
I swear to you that is the spelling and grammar. I have people who can vouch for that. I just got this one a few hours ago.
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It's amazing wht you can do with one finger...
What? :angel:
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Money is the root of all evil. And a man needs roots.
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I've got three that I keep with me, but they're actually good ones, so I'm not sure they fit? But I'm telling you anyways.
Learning is a treasure which accompanies us everywhere.
Everything has beauty but not everyone sees it.
You will get what your heart desires.
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Pinned up in my cube I have:
:-) Life to you is a dashing and bold adventure. :-)
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Your friends will be amazed at your success.
My father was incredibly offended by this one. "Why would they be amazed I was successful?"
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A closed mouth catches no flies.
I'm not even sure what that's supposed to mean...
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You mean you've never inhaled an insect?
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My friends and I always suffix each fortune cookie sayings with "except in bed".
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My friends and I always suffix each fortune cookie sayings with "except in bed".
You got that from xkcd, didn't you?
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You won't have to worry about a steady income
I felt like something bad was gonna happen to me
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We always added "in bed". It seems to work better...
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There is no fortune in Cookies
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Adding 'in your pants' also works quite well. Got that one from my dad, I think :-D
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I have a bunch of these on my fridge at home. :-) Nick put 2 of them next to each other a while back and it made me laugh:
Maybe you will live on the moon in next century.
Wish you good journey.
I got one in high school that read You will be fortunate in everything you put your hands to. I've always thought of it in terms of making art- putting my hands in art making always leads to good fortune, catharsis, expression....I still have that fortune, put it on a painted bottle. It's on my desk now :-) Funny how such a little thing can make you feel so good.