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Title: Muskrat Fun Facts
Post by: Rockman on 23 Oct 2012, 04:15
In light of this strip (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2302), I'm starting this thread for people to share fun facts about muskrats.  Why?  Because I'm a big ol' nerd and fun facts are fun.  We'll see if this actually goes anywhere.  And just to make things a little more interesting?  Your muskrat fun fact doesn't have to be true.

Fun fact:  Muskrats are named for their musky scent, which is emitted from glands at the base of their tail.
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Post by: Zingoleb on 23 Oct 2012, 04:24
Muskrat tails are actually just solidified musk, which places them in an entirely different order than any other mammal.
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Post by: Is it cold in here? on 23 Oct 2012, 04:53
Muskrats are famous for their loving nature. There is even a song about it.
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Post by: idontunderstand on 23 Oct 2012, 05:06
If you see a muskrat today and the muskrat sees its own shadow at the same time, you will be rich tomorrow.
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 23 Oct 2012, 05:55
Muskrat is an anagram for Ram tusk and that's how they're made.
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Post by: LTK on 23 Oct 2012, 07:45
The muskrat's wikipedia page has a mention of this strip already.
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Post by: Rockman on 23 Oct 2012, 08:07
Muskrat musk is one of KFC's eleven herbs and spices.
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Post by: Spiff on 23 Oct 2012, 08:36
Muskrats originate from the winter coat of a muskox.
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Post by: Is it cold in here? on 23 Oct 2012, 09:17
Muskrats do not actually exist and are a hoax perpetrate by fur trappers to get higher prices for rabbit fur.
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Post by: Zingoleb on 23 Oct 2012, 15:09
Muskrat musk is one of KFC's eleven herbs and spices.

But, lesser known, the muskrat itself features prominently in most KFC recipes.
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Post by: idontunderstand on 23 Oct 2012, 15:30
Muskrats will tango if asked politely.
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Post by: TheEvilDog on 23 Oct 2012, 16:05
Muskrat liver tastes good with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
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Post by: Is it cold in here? on 23 Oct 2012, 16:32
Muskrats are responsible for 12.3% of the violent crime in the Gobi Desert.
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Post by: jwhouk on 23 Oct 2012, 16:38
Toni Tenille regrets singing that song.
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Post by: Rockman on 23 Oct 2012, 19:32
You only live once, but muskrats are immortal.  They seek the Quickening.
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Post by: Akima on 23 Oct 2012, 19:33
Muskrats are responsible for 12.3% of the violent crime in the Gobi Desert.
This is true! While on the subject, I was reading about a new Mongolian-language film that's coming out. The protagonist is an eleven-year-old boy who carries messages between a lonely goatherd and his love, a beautiful yak-milk churner, set in a world of ruthless Muskrat gang-rivalry. Its English title is to be:
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Post by: TheEvilDog on 23 Oct 2012, 19:58
Muskrats are constantly evolving. Scientists believe that by the 23rd century they will no longer have limbs and will be capable of reproduction from birth. They'll seemingly be called Tribbles.
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Post by: bainidhe_dub on 23 Oct 2012, 20:51
Muskrats are the only rodent that is allergic to peanut butter.
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Post by: Carl-E on 23 Oct 2012, 20:52
Muskrats mate for life. 


Just try getting them apart...
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Post by: Is it cold in here? on 23 Oct 2012, 21:15
Muskrats are responsible for 12.3% of the violent crime in the Gobi Desert.
This is true! While on the subject, I was reading about a new Mongolian-language film that's coming out. The protagonist is an eleven-year-old boy who carries messages between a lonely goatherd and his love, a beautiful yak-milk churner, set in a world of ruthless Muskrat gang-rivalry. Its English title is to be:
(click to show/hide)

I'm glad my wife was out of the house when I read that. She tends to run in with alarm to check on me when I make loud howl/groan sounds.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 24 Oct 2012, 05:18
If you look into a mirror at 1:23AM on the sixteenth Thursday of a leap year and yell "muskrat" three times, you'll probably wake somebody up.
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Post by: nekowafer on 24 Oct 2012, 05:29
I laughed way too hard at that.
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Post by: snalin on 24 Oct 2012, 15:17
Muskrat mating rituals involve 24 hours of moshpits.
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Post by: Abyssalin on 24 Oct 2012, 15:48
It's said that Muskrats can beat a Transformer in a game of Pokemon.
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Post by: TheEvilDog on 24 Oct 2012, 15:49
Its a little known fact that Muskrats are in an aeons old feud with the cousins the Packrats and that when both clash, volcanoes erupt. The Rat Pack was founded as a means of mediating between these old enemies.
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Post by: Omega Entity on 24 Oct 2012, 16:55
Wouldn't that be 'Rat Pact'?  :-D
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Post by: Rockman on 24 Oct 2012, 20:04
A muskrat created the earth from some mud it found.  True or false?!
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Post by: Method of Madness on 24 Oct 2012, 20:36
False...sort of. It was dirt until the oceans got it wet.
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Post by: TheEvilDog on 24 Oct 2012, 21:10
A muskrat once developed rabies and went on a rampage. It was responsible for the extinction of the dinosaurs and the sinking of Atlantis. In its last ravening moments, it also designed 73 out of the 74 most frustrating government files to fill in. (The 63rd was designed by a guy named Phil, under duress by another muskrat).
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Post by: Method of Madness on 24 Oct 2012, 21:21
You mean you believe the propaganda by the Groundhog Lobby? Phil stole credit for #63 and everyone knows it.
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Post by: jwhouk on 24 Oct 2012, 22:51
A muskrat stars in his very own webcomic based on RPGs and popular culture.

Seriously. (http://www.dorktower.com)
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Post by: The Seldom Killer on 25 Oct 2012, 00:52
Muskrats are violent, sociopathic, deranged and pathalogically murderous. Ever see Chuck Norris fight a Muskrat? That's because he's scared of them.
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Post by: Zingoleb on 25 Oct 2012, 01:53
Muskrats ate the word filter that used to exist on the QC forums.
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Post by: Van donk III on 25 Oct 2012, 02:54
When no crab's blood is available, muskrat musk in solid form can be used to buff up a mahogany table.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 25 Oct 2012, 04:01
A muskrat stars in his very own webcomic based on RPGs and popular culture.

Seriously. (http://www.dorktower.com)
It should be called "Mazes and Muskrats".
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Post by: Rockman on 25 Oct 2012, 04:04
False...sort of. It was dirt until the oceans got it wet.

Aha, I didn't think about that.  For everyone else,

How Muskrat Created the World (http://www.muskrat.com/index.htm#MuskratLegends)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 25 Oct 2012, 04:23
Jwhouk won't like that, since the badger fails and the muskrat has to do his job for him.
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Post by: Rockman on 25 Oct 2012, 05:00
I saw another version where all of them died in the process, but the duck had mud on its feet that the Old Man used to create the earth.  But I think a badger is among the animals that die.

What's this about jwhouk and badgers?  Either I haven't been here nearly long enough or I'm missing something obvious.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 25 Oct 2012, 06:44
He's from Wisconsin. The local uni's mascot is the badger.
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Post by: Lines on 25 Oct 2012, 08:40
The X-Files DO exist and they were both written and covered up by muskrats. However, those X-Files are not what you think they are and actually just contain explicit photos of the senior muskrat's mother.
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Post by: jwhouk on 25 Oct 2012, 10:38
I saw another version where all of them died in the process, but the duck had mud on its feet that the Old Man used to create the earth.  But I think a badger is among the animals that die.

What's this about jwhouk and badgers?  Either I haven't been here nearly long enough or I'm missing something obvious.

You haven't been here long enough.  :laugh:

Wisconsin is the Badger State, so named for the visages of old lead miners in SW Wisconsin, who basically dug homes out of the hillsides by the lead mines around Mineral Point and the surrounding areas.
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Post by: Rockman on 25 Oct 2012, 10:58
I did not know that about Wisconsin - that's pretty awesome.  :-D

Chris Carter is an elaborate puppet operated by a team of muskrats.  These puppeteers' true identities are unknown, but in the intelligence community they are commonly referred to as "The Lone Gunmen."
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Post by: dr. nervioso on 25 Oct 2012, 11:44
If you grind up a muskrat into a fine powder and ingest it you'll either die or achieve immortality.
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Post by: Is it cold in here? on 25 Oct 2012, 12:48
The same thing happens if you don't eat muskrat powder.
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 25 Oct 2012, 12:48
... or both!
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Post by: ackblom12 on 25 Oct 2012, 12:54
Muskrats, the only surefire way to Lichdom.
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Post by: Pilchard123 on 25 Oct 2012, 13:05
... or both!

That comment is either very perceptive, or very trite.
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 25 Oct 2012, 13:22
... or both!

(Seriously ... who did not see that coming?)
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Post by: TheEvilDog on 25 Oct 2012, 16:40
Blind Pete saw that one coming. And he's been blind since the unfortunate window blind incident at the Blinkers school for blind where the blind kids stumbled into Pete and he fell into the blinds and earned his nickname.
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Post by: Majicou83 on 24 Dec 2012, 17:03
Chuck Norris has a pet muskrat. Which he uses as a beard.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 24 Dec 2012, 18:31
The kick of a muskrat can take a person's head clean off
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Post by: Zingoleb on 24 Dec 2012, 19:29
Muskrats are actually the basis for at least half of all Pokémon.
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Post by: Is it cold in here? on 25 Dec 2012, 14:24
No-one has ever beaten a muskrat at fizzbin.
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Post by: snalin on 25 Dec 2012, 18:45
Muskrats are the only other mammal that celebrates boxing day.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 27 Dec 2012, 13:13
Besides the platypus?
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Post by: nekowafer on 27 Dec 2012, 13:32
This is muskrat fun facts not platypus fun facts JEEZ
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Post by: idontunderstand on 27 Dec 2012, 13:43
Muskrats can, and will, enforce the second amendment if cornered.
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Post by: Carl-E on 27 Dec 2012, 18:52
...that explais the muskrat I saw carrying those bear's arms around. 
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Post by: Redball on 27 Dec 2012, 19:47
...that explais the muskrat I saw carrying those bear's arms around.

And that explains why I'm filled with admiration and envy. Such punnery 'snout for the faint of heart. It would give a lesser person paws.
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Post by: idontunderstand on 28 Dec 2012, 03:23
You guys.  :psyduck:
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Post by: Bluesummers on 29 Dec 2012, 12:55
If ever a muskrat perchances across a beaver dam, it will not only proceed to destroy the dam, it will erect a strip mall in its place.