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Welcome => Hi, I'm New => Topic started by: Angelus_Primus on 30 Oct 2012, 03:42

Title: Umm... hi?
Post by: Angelus_Primus on 30 Oct 2012, 03:42
I have no idea how I ended up here.
 One minute I was browsing through costumes for my pet monkey (I don't have one, but I hope to have one, that's kinda same) and second I was here, registrated and confirmed...
...so... that happens a lot here?
Title: Re: Umm... hi?
Post by: pwhodges on 30 Oct 2012, 03:48
If it does, people don't generally say; but you might as well stay anyway, now you're here.

Welcome!
Title: Re: Umm... hi?
Post by: dr. nervioso on 30 Oct 2012, 04:34
Well don't worry, we adopt strays here. (As long as you're house broken)

Welcome to the forums!
Title: Re: Umm... hi?
Post by: Carl-E on 30 Oct 2012, 17:41
Doc, you know good and well that most of the strays here aren't housebroken. 


They will be soon enough, though. 


Angelus, you and your imaginary pet monkey are more than welcome! 


Just be sure to clean up after the monkey, OK? 
Title: Re: Umm... hi?
Post by: Kugai on 30 Oct 2012, 22:04
*Waves hello*
Title: Re: Umm... hi?
Post by: Gnomes2169 on 31 Oct 2012, 23:08
I was ordering my Gnome Army in rank and file formations before I was randomly teleported across time and space to this place called "Minnesnowda," where I had just registered on to this site.

Also, monkeys are awesome in tiny hats.
Title: Re: Umm... hi?
Post by: Carl-E on 31 Oct 2012, 23:33
Yessssssss.... the hatsssssssssssssssss....
Title: Re: Umm... hi?
Post by: Rockman on 01 Nov 2012, 08:08
Quote from: dr. nervioso on 30 Oct 2012, 04:34
Well don't worry, we adopt strays here. (As long as you're house broken)

I think it all depends on your definition of "housebroken." (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,28347.msg1106464.html#msg1106464)

Anyway, welcome to the forums!  And give those bushes a wide berth.
Title: Re: Umm... hi?
Post by: Redball on 01 Nov 2012, 08:36
The freshman handbook at the University of Michigan in 1955 contained a definition of the University's Arboretum near the main campus: "The place where, if you kick a bush, the bush kicks back."
Title: Re: Umm... hi?
Post by: Bluesummers on 01 Nov 2012, 11:37
At least they only kick, not bite.
Title: Re: Umm... hi?
Post by: Gnomes2169 on 01 Nov 2012, 11:47
The same can't be said for the members here. Rabies shots every other week are mandatory on this forum...
Title: Re: Umm... hi?
Post by: jwhouk on 01 Nov 2012, 14:37
What? I thought it was only a tetanus shot.
Title: Re: Umm... hi?
Post by: Redball on 01 Nov 2012, 14:39
There's a new variant of tetanus. It locks your fingers instead of your jaw.
Title: Re: Umm... hi?
Post by: Gnomes2169 on 01 Nov 2012, 16:15
Quote from: jwhouk on 01 Nov 2012, 14:37
What? I thought it was only a tetanus shot.

We have to get one of these too? Well fuck. At least I already got everything else, like those Malaria and Smallpox vaccinations they were handing out last week...
Title: Re: Umm... hi?
Post by: Carl-E on 01 Nov 2012, 21:24
Not to mention influenza and shingles...
Title: Re: Umm... hi?
Post by: Gnomes2169 on 01 Nov 2012, 21:40
Oh, and that Diabetus booster. Can't forget that one...
Title: Re: Umm... hi?
Post by: dr. nervioso on 03 Nov 2012, 09:15
I got a lycanthropy shot for some reason

I don't even like dogs
Title: Re: Umm... hi?
Post by: Bluesummers on 04 Nov 2012, 10:39
Quote from: dr. nervioso on 03 Nov 2012, 09:15
I got a lycanthropy shot for some reason

I don't even like dogs

It's for when the full moon coincides with high tide, coinciding with a hurric...OHHH...too late.
Title: Re: Umm... hi?
Post by: Gnomes2169 on 04 Nov 2012, 18:05
No, too soon.  :roll:
Title: Re: Umm... hi?
Post by: Kugai on 04 Nov 2012, 20:20
Just be cautious of the Lot 6 injections
Title: Re: Umm... hi?
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 11 Nov 2012, 14:51
Quote from: Gnomes2169 on 01 Nov 2012, 11:47
The same can't be said for the members here. Rabies shots every other week are mandatory on this forum...

Welcome to the new person! People don't actually bite, and if they do then they softly and suddenly vanish away and never are heard from again.

Does your imaginary monkey get along OK with imaginary cats, or should I tell mine to stay out of the forum?