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Title: QC Captions Vol. 89
Post by: iduguphergrave on 18 Nov 2012, 12:29
LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL

(http://i.imgur.com/mNupO.png) (http://imgur.com/mNupO)

WOOT
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
Post by: DSL on 18 Nov 2012, 13:08
FAYE: "Who'sh on m'left? You, asspants? OK ... Em'ly alwaysh thinksh of great gamesh ..."
EMILY: "Like 'Pin the tail on the ...'"
CLAIRE: "GO AWAY!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
Post by: Border Reiver on 18 Nov 2012, 13:38
Faye:  "What the ...!?!"

Emily:  "Claire, it's time for you to show your loyalty to The Lord Muskrat and kiss his most scaly black tail."

Claire:  "You're not catching me with that one again."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
Post by: DSL on 18 Nov 2012, 20:22
FAYE: "Whoa. I should have you do my hair ... "
EMILY: "C'mon. It's for Locks of Love!"
CLAIRE: "I promised mine to my stylist for her installation art piece!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
Post by: WAYF on 18 Nov 2012, 20:47
O_O

http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1983

I think you've just spotted an amazing twist: The hair-stylist is Claire and Clinton's mother.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
Post by: jwhouk on 18 Nov 2012, 20:50
...or perhaps father?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
Post by: Sorflakne on 18 Nov 2012, 21:36
O_O

http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1983

I think you've just spotted an amazing twist: The hair-stylist is Claire and Clinton's mother.
(http://blog.zuvvu.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/mother-god-meme.jpg)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
Post by: Soulsynger on 18 Nov 2012, 23:18
[ ... ]
I think you've just spotted an amazing twist: The hair-stylist is Claire and Clinton's father.
FTFY (hey, anything's possible in QC, it seems)


Faye: "I can't believe it's not head hair!"
Emily: "This used to be in my p-"
Claire: "DON'T YOU FINISH THAT SENTENCE!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
Post by: Carl-E on 19 Nov 2012, 00:51
"...ear canal. 


What?" 
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 19 Nov 2012, 07:57
EMILY:   Crazy-hair lady up in town pays good money for this.  How do you think I paid for all the beer?
FAYE:   GAAH
Claire:  I know all too well.  *shudder*
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
Post by: FunkyTuba on 19 Nov 2012, 20:00
Faye: "I can't believe it's not head hair!"
Emily: "This used to be in my p-"
Claire: "DON'T YOU FINISH THAT SENTENCE!"

Emily: ...ericardium!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
Post by: TheEvilDog on 19 Nov 2012, 20:45
Faye: "Emily, this pie is great! What did you put into it?"
Emily: "Well, there's some apples, and some cinnamon......and my hair."
Claire: "She made it right in fuckin' front of you!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
Post by: iduguphergrave on 19 Nov 2012, 21:23
I think Hannelore is closer to Meg-level insanity. Or is it the other way around?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
Post by: henri bemis on 20 Nov 2012, 04:18
O_O

http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1983

I think you've just spotted an amazing twist: The hair-stylist is Claire and Clinton's mother.

I can't tell if it's because I generally love creepy art installations or if it's just that the heat in my apartment is wonky right now and my feet are very cold, but I would totally snuggle up in that.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 20 Nov 2012, 10:01
FAYE:  What the---
EMILY:  As promised the harvest begins.   Your mother still pay in gold coin?
CLAIRE:   Lemme text her...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
Post by: DSL on 20 Nov 2012, 13:27
...or perhaps father?

And they will rule the galaxy at his side.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
Post by: Border Reiver on 21 Nov 2012, 05:15
These things happen
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
Post by: Soulsynger on 21 Nov 2012, 06:22
These things happen

Not if the father has conflict. And the son is missing a hand... OH SNAP, guys! Both is actually the case!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
Post by: DSL on 21 Nov 2012, 06:25
Search your feelings. You know it to be true.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
Post by: Soulsynger on 21 Nov 2012, 06:36
Emily's hair: "Strike me down with all of your hatred and your journey towards the dark side will be complete"
Faye: "It's a trap!"
Emily: "I love you."
Claire: "I know." (alternatively "I know!")

... we need another picture to restore sense to this thread.


edit: I'm glad that THIS particular post perfectly popped papa's pubble.  :psyduck:
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
Post by: iduguphergrave on 21 Nov 2012, 07:17
I agree (but also lolling). NEW IMAGE:

(http://i.imgur.com/oWVtu.png) (http://imgur.com/oWVtu)

Some boylove will bring balance to the Force.




oh god help me
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
Post by: DSL on 21 Nov 2012, 07:26
STEVE: "No. I am your father."
MARTEN: "Like hell."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
Post by: DSL on 21 Nov 2012, 07:35
STEVE: "The eyes, man! They follow you around the room! No matter where you go!"
MARTEN: "Dude it is just a picture."
EMILY (from other side of hole in wall): "No it isn't!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
Post by: Border Reiver on 21 Nov 2012, 07:44
Steve:  "But, we've gotta watch it!  It's like the best movie ever!"

Marten:  "Dude!  No one's up for The Crying Game now!  We're doing Star Wars."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
Post by: Soulsynger on 21 Nov 2012, 07:47
Steve: "I hate you man, I hate you!"
Marten: "I love you man, I love you."


[ ... ]
Some boylove will bring balance to the Force.
[ ... ]
I lol'd.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 21 Nov 2012, 08:46
STEVE:  "I can't believe Mr. Food is dead!  He was my favorite TV chef!"
MARTIN:  "Why do you even care?  You eat nothing but box-tacos and stove-top stuffing."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
Post by: Rockman on 21 Nov 2012, 08:59
Vintage RPG "spoiler" ahoy! (okay everyone and their grandma knows this but I'm feeling super cautious)

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 21 Nov 2012, 10:21
Steve: "Can't get enough of that daffodil smell!"
Marten: "For the last time, you can't borrow my deodorant."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
Post by: DSL on 21 Nov 2012, 11:42
STEVE: "Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse ... "
MARTEN: "... ME!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
Post by: ChaosWolf on 21 Nov 2012, 11:52
Vintage RPG "spoiler" ahoy! (okay everyone and their grandma knows this but I'm feeling super cautious)

(click to show/hide)

Apology for the momentary tangent, but there's actually rather compelling theory (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEJ_3_wYROc) suggesting the spiky-haired blonde emo, not the silver-haired pretty-boy, was the culprit...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
Post by: Rockman on 21 Nov 2012, 12:14
Apology for the momentary tangent, but there's actually rather compelling theory (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEJ_3_wYROc) suggesting the spiky-haired blonde emo, not the silver-haired pretty-boy, was the culprit...

That was pretty entertaining - thanks for the link!  Most of those details seem to fall under this rule (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BellisariosMaxim) (warning: do not click this link unless you have tons of free time), but still fun to watch.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
Post by: Pilchard123 on 21 Nov 2012, 12:20
You frequent *a certain forum*. You can't use Bellisario's Maxim.
Title: QC Captions Vol. 89
Post by: jwhouk on 21 Nov 2012, 15:42
He is right. Here, you MUST use Hodgson's Law instead.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
Post by: Border Reiver on 22 Nov 2012, 10:23
Steve:  "It's over!  Why did it have to end?  Why do all the good things have to end?"

Marten:  "Dude get over it, Marigold's just better at video games than you'll ever be!"

                                                      -ALT-

Steve:  "It's over!  Why did it have to end?  Why do all the good things have to end?"

Marten:  "Dude, it's a Twinkie!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
Post by: PintsizeForPresident on 22 Nov 2012, 14:31
This is probably gibberish for those who don't know the Werewolf game the gang has been playing in #2318, but here goes:

STEVE: Marten, help! They are going to lynch me!
MARTEN: Quiet! They don't need to know that I am the other werewolf.

I hope this one does not violate the forum guidelines:

STEVE: Marten, you're my beshtest friend in the whole world!
MARTEN: Dude, is that a roll of peppermint in your pocket?

Just waiting around for updates to install on my PC, so here's another one:

STEVE: Help! Someone grabbed my butt!
MARTEN: Yeah right. Next thing you'll tell me Claire paid Cossette $20 for it.
(STEVE: But she paid only $10. I've been ripped off!)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
Post by: FunkyTuba on 22 Nov 2012, 20:43
Steve: WHY CAN'T WE BE TOGETHER?!?
Marten: Dude, I know we look a lot alike, but Dora's not interested in you and Cosette'd kill either one of us if we were to hook up with you.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
Post by: PintsizeForPresident on 23 Nov 2012, 00:51
STEVE: Gaahh! It's moving!
MARTEN: Relax bro, that's just Clinton's hand playing with Emily's hair
EMILY (off-panel): Muskrat muskrat muskrat
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
Post by: ChaosWolf on 23 Nov 2012, 11:58
STEVE: Gaahh! It's moving!
MARTEN: Relax bro, that's just Clinton's hand playing with Emily's hair
EMILY (off-panel): Muskrat muskrat muskrat

...okay, someone's gotta draw this.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
Post by: Pilchard123 on 23 Nov 2012, 12:21
Not hair, but...
http://www.flickr.com/photos/addams32/4757144609/
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
Post by: K1dmor on 23 Nov 2012, 13:02
 Steve: Why Can't We Be Together?
 Marten: I don't wanna cross swords.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
Post by: PintsizeForPresident on 23 Nov 2012, 14:12
STEVE: Why can't we be together?
MARTEN: Dude, you're a pain in the ass.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
Post by: Skewbrow on 23 Nov 2012, 14:23
Steve: "Marten, I love you man. Let's have a reasonable number of babies..."
Marten: "Look, we've been thru this before. I know Ford Prefect is your hero. But did you play that drinking game to lose again?"
Hanners (off-screen): "We are ... working on the technology."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
Post by: DSL on 23 Nov 2012, 14:45
STEVE: "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
MARTEN: "Here we go again. Will someone get me a pillow and a tarp for my lap?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
Post by: PintsizeForPresident on 23 Nov 2012, 15:15
STEVE: Marten, I lub you!
MARTEN: Sorry dude, I don't want a boyfling
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
Post by: WAYF on 23 Nov 2012, 15:16
Everybody from K1dmor down to DSL wins. ;D
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
Post by: Skewbrow on 24 Nov 2012, 00:42
Marten: "We've been thru this before. It was just a movie. But things like that really happen in the wild.."
Steve: "But... Bambi's mother... <sob, sob, sob, sob>"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
Post by: PintsizeForPresident on 24 Nov 2012, 07:36
Marten: "We've been thru this before. It was just a movie. But things like that really happen in the wild.."
Steve: "But... Bambi's mother... <sob, sob, sob, sob>"

Poor Steve, he should go and watch this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saZh2RrMvao&t=1m37s).
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
Post by: Carl-E on 24 Nov 2012, 12:16
I thought that was going to be this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpBkc2jK-6w)!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 24 Nov 2012, 12:18
Steve: "Even after all this time I can't believe they canceled Voyager!"
Marten: "Dude, that was years ago, and it wasn't even a good show."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
Post by: PintsizeForPresident on 24 Nov 2012, 14:01
I thought that was going to be this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpBkc2jK-6w)!

Oh noes! Now I am sad, and I don't have a Marten to comfort me. :(
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
Post by: Mr_Rose on 24 Nov 2012, 14:41
Apologies in advance, but the muse has struck (with a sledgehammer):

STEVE: Why can't we be together?
MARTEN: Dude, you're a pain in the ass.
STEVE: I told you I was sorry about that!
MARTEN: If you were really sorry you'd have used more lube in the first place!

(If it helps, picture the rest of the cast staring in silent awe/terror {delete as applicable} trying to figure out if this is an act or not. Except Mari and Hanners who are squeeing, but quietly.)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
Post by: Barmymoo on 24 Nov 2012, 14:59
Nooooo Hanners would never squee at something as disgusting as sexy-times near faeces.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
Post by: Pilchard123 on 24 Nov 2012, 15:03
I don't think Marten would particularly approve either.

"No poo-poo on the pee-pee", I believe was his exact sentiment.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
Post by: PintsizeForPresident on 24 Nov 2012, 16:24
Attention all officers! A rogue muse is wreaking havoc in the neighborhood. Extreme caution is advised: she is armed with a sledgehammer and is not afraid to use it.

Apologies in advance, but the muse has struck (with a sledgehammer):

STEVE: Why can't we be together?
MARTEN: Dude, you're a pain in the ass.
STEVE: I told you I was sorry about that!
MARTEN: If you were really sorry you'd have used more lube in the first place!

(If it helps, picture the rest of the cast staring in silent awe/terror {delete as applicable} trying to figure out if this is an act or not. Except Mari and Hanners who are squeeing, but quietly.)

STEVE: More lube?!? Someone had replaced it with super glue!
PINTSIZE: I am the prankster king!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
Post by: DSL on 24 Nov 2012, 16:32
My pa told me once about the young couple who confused a tube of lube with a tube of glazing putty ...

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
Post by: Spiff on 25 Nov 2012, 02:23
STEVE: More lube?!? Someone had replaced it with super glue!
PINTSIZE: I am the prankster king!
RAVEN: Damn!