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Welcome => Hi, I'm New => Topic started by: Petula on 12 Dec 2012, 06:04

Title: whooop whooop
Post by: Petula on 12 Dec 2012, 06:04
hello. i am new, welcome me. 
:-D
just kidding - nice to be here!
See ya!
Title: Re: whooop whooop
Post by: Redball on 12 Dec 2012, 06:49
Then welcome! Nicer yet when you get to know us.
Title: Re: whooop whooop
Post by: Gnomes2169 on 12 Dec 2012, 10:21
Hello. Your demands have been noted, and the kill bots have been dispatched. Please don't move for, say, fifty years? They are really, really slow...

Welcome to the forums.
Title: Re: whooop whooop
Post by: Pilchard123 on 12 Dec 2012, 11:59
Hello, and again welcome to the Questionable Content Computer-Aided Addiction Centre. We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one. Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the fun proper. Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of the amusement centre activities, loss of lug wrench may occur. For your own safety, and the safety of others, please refrain from… *krzztft*
Title: Re: whooop whooop
Post by: Bluesummers on 12 Dec 2012, 17:05
Get out of my laBORatory! XD

Aww, that takes me back. Welcome, welcome, the show will start in a few minutes, so grab you popcorn, nachos, candied body parts, chicken strips, etc, and have a seat. And don't touch Psyduck, he's been in an odd mood ever since the "L" on his keyboard stopped working.

:psyduck: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoiKsL2_plU)
Title: Re: whooop whooop
Post by: riccostar on 12 Dec 2012, 18:07
Hola!

your avatar is

precious...
Title: Re: whooop whooop
Post by: Kugai on 12 Dec 2012, 20:51
Hello

HA HAHA HA HAHA HA HAHAHA
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Post by: Carl-E on 12 Dec 2012, 21:27
Didi!  Don't touch that button!!
Title: Re: whooop whooop
Post by: Petula on 13 Dec 2012, 04:59
Oh! It seems as if you are crazy out here... I like. I like it. I like it much!
Gimme that crazy duck to perfect that post!  :psyduck: ... there you go...muhahaha!
Title: Re: whooop whooop
Post by: pwhodges on 13 Dec 2012, 08:37
Yeah, this is a crazy place - but good crazy, not bad crazy, I hope!
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Post by: Gnomes2169 on 13 Dec 2012, 11:08
Yeah, this is a crazy place - but good crazy, not bad crazy, I hope!

No such things. There is just crazy, and more crazy.  :psyduck:
Title: Re: whooop whooop
Post by: pwhodges on 13 Dec 2012, 11:38
Depends if someone's coming at you with a knife, I guess.
Title: Re: whooop whooop
Post by: Kugai on 14 Dec 2012, 19:26
Wield a Lug Wrench then    :-D
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Post by: Bluesummers on 14 Dec 2012, 21:02
Wield a Lug Wrench then    :-D

Better yet...wield Neptune's lug wrench.

(http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/61/52/68/36/0061526836231_500X500.jpg)
Title: Re: whooop whooop
Post by: celticgeek on 14 Dec 2012, 21:10
We melt other things, too. (http://www.photoshopzilla.com/tutorial/create-melted-metal/15.jpg)
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Post by: Kugai on 14 Dec 2012, 22:53
Salvador Dali has a lot to answer for.
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Post by: Bluesummers on 15 Dec 2012, 06:48
We melt other things, too. (http://www.photoshopzilla.com/tutorial/create-melted-metal/15.jpg)

Those....those poor poor hobbits!
Title: Re: whooop whooop
Post by: Petula on 18 Dec 2012, 02:30
Depends if someone's coming at you with a knife, I guess.

... a great battle of words between pwhodges and Gnomes - I like that! being crazy in a good way is a good thing. Being crazy in a bad way is not a good thing. Being good but not crazy is not a good thing, either. Being bad and not crazy is not possible... :psyduck: we are talking about the central themes in our lives, guys!
Title: Re: whooop whooop
Post by: Petula on 18 Dec 2012, 02:32
Oh...and I want to have Neptune's lug wrench! It looks sooo cool!
Title: Re: whooop whooop
Post by: Bluesummers on 19 Dec 2012, 19:45
Walmart, $13. Or you can sacrifice a virgin to the God of the Seas, and he'll give you a special limited edition variety...that doesn't work on cars.
Title: Re: whooop whooop
Post by: riccostar on 19 Dec 2012, 20:40
Buyer beware on that second option.  Last time I sacrificed a virgin to the God of the Seas they confiscated my limited edition lug wrench before throwing me in prison  :cry:  that day I lost a lug wrench and gained a criminal record...
Title: Re: whooop whooop
Post by: Carl-E on 20 Dec 2012, 00:58
Virgin sacrifice ain't what it used to be anyway. 
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Post by: pwhodges on 20 Dec 2012, 01:03
You just can't get the virgins these days...
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Post by: Redball on 20 Dec 2012, 05:01
If it doesn't work on cars, what does it work on? Can it unscrew former virgins?
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Post by: Bluesummers on 20 Dec 2012, 18:57
Can it unscrew former virgins?

R&D is working on that, but for now the best it can do is reset your credit rating to whatever it was in 2006. Take it or leave it.