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Title: Last day on earth
Post by: idontunderstand on 20 Dec 2012, 00:32
So, fair ladies and gentle men, how do you spend this supposed final day of mankind?

And more rhetorically, how WOULD you spend your actual last day on earth if you were completely certain it would end?
Title: Re: Last day on earth
Post by: Carl-E on 20 Dec 2012, 00:53
Probably driik some of the good stuff I've been holding on to for a while...

Oh, and the steaks frozen in the basement.  Don't want to let those go to waste...



And sex. 
Title: Re: Last day on earth
Post by: pwhodges on 20 Dec 2012, 01:09
Prepare yourself! (http://www.terriblefate.com/)
Title: Re: Last day on earth
Post by: Barmymoo on 20 Dec 2012, 01:20
I'm going home by train, which takes hours. I have absolutely no doubt that I will wake up tomorrow morning and the world will be continuing.
Title: Re: Last day on earth
Post by: pwhodges on 20 Dec 2012, 01:25
The dawn of a new age!








(or not)
Title: Re: Last day on earth
Post by: Skewbrow on 20 Dec 2012, 01:47
I'll be grading the last mid-term exam of my calculus course like there's no tomorrow.

Get beaten in chess by my kid one more time.

Cuddle with the little woman.

Enjoy that new bottle of Laphroaig.
Title: Re: Last day on earth
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 20 Dec 2012, 05:16
Nobody you'd want to kill?
Title: Re: Last day on earth
Post by: de_la_Nae on 20 Dec 2012, 06:08
Maybe. But I'm not really certain there's anyone close enough that I know the current location of that I'd kill, y'know?

My usual policy with people I hate a lot is 'Ignore they exist as much as possible', so I've mostly lost track of anyone I'd be tempted to I think.
Title: Re: Last day on earth
Post by: LTK on 20 Dec 2012, 06:09
Why bother? The apocalypse will do it for you.

Unless you feel strongly about having the privilige...
Title: Re: Last day on earth
Post by: nekowafer on 20 Dec 2012, 06:14
Lots and lots of sex. And cuddling with my ferrets and kitties and boyfriend and ex-boyfriend because in this scenario I am less concerned about cheating. Oh and cuddling with my former Mistress. Basically a big ol' cuddle puddle.
Title: Re: Last day on earth
Post by: jwhouk on 20 Dec 2012, 06:35
I can tell you one thing - I wouldn't be posting on an internet message board.

It's already the 21st in Sydney. Or, as Charles Schulz always put it: "Cheer up! It's already tomorrow in Australia."
Title: Re: Last day on earth
Post by: Cire27 on 20 Dec 2012, 06:45
The end of the world may or may not take into account time zones.
Title: Re: Last day on earth
Post by: The Seldom Killer on 20 Dec 2012, 07:02
Obviously the end of the world is due on Central Standard Time. Guess people in Eastern will be gloating for a whole hour that they get to watch that last episode of their favourite programme.
Title: Re: Last day on earth
Post by: Cire27 on 20 Dec 2012, 07:08
Good, that means I can play the Song of Time in my own time zone.
Title: Re: Last day on earth
Post by: LeeC on 20 Dec 2012, 07:44
tomorrow: going to work, come home, shot of rum, play Mass Effect, go to bed.

hypothetical certain end of the world: explicit!
Title: Re: Last day on earth
Post by: lepetitfromage on 20 Dec 2012, 08:18
Tomorrow-
Go to work, exchange gifts with coworkers, futz around, go home, commence baking and booze marathon in kitchen, cuddle Nick and Fuzz, watch tv, sleep.

End of the World-
Blow the money in our wedding fund on ridiculously frivolous things for myself and those I love, visit my parents, come home, have sex, get stoned, eat a huge and expensive meal, take shrooms, enjoy hallucinations, die.

Might as well go out with a bang, amiright?
Title: Re: Last day on earth
Post by: Patrick on 20 Dec 2012, 11:04
I'd fuck the coworker of mine who sexted me.
Title: Re: Last day on earth
Post by: Blyss on 20 Dec 2012, 11:54
Every single customer today on the phones gets told to fuck off.

EVERY. SINGLE. CUSTOMER.

 :-D
Title: Re: Last day on earth
Post by: Jace on 20 Dec 2012, 12:31
Today I am at work trying to write an english paper which is due tomorrow. Tomorrow I am going to make armor after class. The world will not end and we will be up for another world ending in like 2014 when the rapture is supposed to happen again.
Title: Re: Last day on earth
Post by: Barmymoo on 20 Dec 2012, 12:44
I'll tell you what, the girl I just finished tutoring will be pissed if the world does end tomorrow; it's her birthday on the 22nd.
Title: Re: Last day on earth
Post by: idontunderstand on 20 Dec 2012, 14:22
Sex and drugs seem popular, unsurprisingly.

I would probably take the opportunity to punch Jimmie Åkesson, the leader of the Swedish right-wing nationalist party, because he is a racist scum pig. The question is if that would make me feel better since we'd both be dead. And I'd probably have to stand in line for hours so... eh.

Getting completely stoned and listen to the whole beatles catalogue (or at least rubber soul onward) would probably be my choice. I'm pretty passive like that. It would also involve chocolate, not quite sure in what way.

Anyway, seems like I'm not dead yet, 40 minutes to go over here.
Title: Re: Last day on earth
Post by: Black Sword on 20 Dec 2012, 14:24
Writing and playing video games is how it shall be spent!

If it were the actual end of the world though....  :evil:
Title: Re: Last day on earth
Post by: Zingoleb on 20 Dec 2012, 14:38
Sex. Lots of it. I'd finish off the shrooms I have waiting for me, smoke the rest of what I've got, and just spend my last day in an hallucinatory, orgasmic haze.

Actually I might just do that anyways.
Title: Re: Last day on earth
Post by: Patrick on 20 Dec 2012, 16:00
Shrooms and weed sound like a fantastic way to spend an apocalypse, but you're gonna trip haaaaard on DMT when you actually die anyway. Because the end of the world means we all die.
Title: Re: Last day on earth
Post by: riccostar on 20 Dec 2012, 19:27
sex

Might as well go out with a bang, amiright?
Title: Re: Last day on earth
Post by: The Seldom Killer on 20 Dec 2012, 23:10
Looks like I'm going to spend the last day on earth swearing at people.

If it were really going to end I would do the same thing but for recreation, not work.
Title: Re: Last day on earth
Post by: LTK on 21 Dec 2012, 06:05
The world could be ending today and I wouldn't be able to tell, with all this fog.
Title: Re: Last day on earth
Post by: Pilchard123 on 21 Dec 2012, 06:14
I wonder if there's going to be a larger-than-average number of children born next September.
Title: Re: Last day on earth
Post by: pwhodges on 21 Dec 2012, 06:26
The world has ended; you are now all figments of my disembodied imagination.
Title: Re: Last day on earth
Post by: Barmymoo on 21 Dec 2012, 06:32
The number of children born around 9 months after Christmas is always higher than average anyway, so if the end of the world thing makes it even higher they're going to need extra staff on delivery suites!
Title: Re: Last day on earth
Post by: Redball on 21 Dec 2012, 07:11
Sounds like a career opportunity.
Title: Re: Last day on earth
Post by: Barmymoo on 21 Dec 2012, 09:15
Sounds like I'd be working at Christmas :( Midwives don't get bank holidays off, because babies don't wait.
Title: Re: Last day on earth
Post by: Blue Kitty on 21 Dec 2012, 09:43
Quote
Until such time as the world ends, we will act as though it intends to spin on
(http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/Avengers-Nick-Fury.jpg)
Title: Re: Last day on earth
Post by: celticgeek on 21 Dec 2012, 10:03
And a very happy Solstice to all!

Or a very happy end of the world!

Whichever comes first.
Title: Re: Last day on earth
Post by: Zingoleb on 21 Dec 2012, 13:01
Fuck the mayans.

given that they're a people that are still alive this seems kind of an assholeish thing to say (not that I'm calling you an asshole, just that I can't think of a better way to express my feeling about this statement)

edit: also, I'm listening to this right now

Title: Re: Last day on earth
Post by: Blyss on 21 Dec 2012, 13:10
I told my last caller to have a nice last day on earth.

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Last day on earth
Post by: Akima on 21 Dec 2012, 14:30
Well, it's already the 22nd in Sydney, and I'm still here.

If I really did think the end of the world was imminent, I think I'd just go and meditate on the cliffs at North Head (http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4121/4756675711_69dbd049a3.jpg) until the curtain of fire swept in across the Pacific. Of course it is coming (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun#Life_cycle), but too far off to be relevant, at least to me.
Title: Re: Last day on earth
Post by: K1dmor on 21 Dec 2012, 14:47
 All the Mayans and  descendents are facepalming right now...
Title: Re: Last day on earth
Post by: Nikolai on 21 Dec 2012, 14:57
Watching Armageddon right now. Might go get fucked up and then do some fucking of my own to bring the end of the world to a close.
Title: Re: Last day on earth
Post by: Redball on 21 Dec 2012, 15:40
Well, it's already the 22nd in Sydney, and I'm still here.

If I really did think the end of the world was imminent, I think I'd just go and meditate on the cliffs at North Head (http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4121/4756675711_69dbd049a3.jpg) until the curtain of fire swept in across the Pacific. Of course it is coming (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun#Life_cycle), but too far off to be relevant, at least to me.
When I think of encountering the end of the world in Australia, I think of parking my little sports car in a garage, closing the door and revving the engine. Hey! Fred Astaire did it!
Title: Re: Last day on earth
Post by: Zingoleb on 21 Dec 2012, 16:39
Okay. Fuck those long dead mayans who could not be arsed to extend their calenders beyond our year 2012. Definetely less pithy, but there you go.

Also: it's PC gone mad!!!

man, I never really liked you very much before, but asking you to have consideration for what you say and having that returned to me makes me just not care at all about what you have to say.
Title: Re: Last day on earth
Post by: pwhodges on 21 Dec 2012, 22:51
Okay. Fuck those long dead mayans who could not be arsed to extend their calenders beyond our year 2012. Definetely less pithy, but there you go.

Also: it's PC gone mad!!!

It's not a matter of PC - such gratuitous rudeness is simply uncalled for.

The Mayans designed a calendar for their own use, and explicitly extended it for a considerable period.  Had there been a need, they could have designed a way to extend it further as easily as anyone else; in fact just repeating it works as well as anything else.  Playing around with apocalypse predictions is a bit of harmless fun, but bad-mouthing the designers of a calendar which happens not to have an indefinite length (because they didn't need it) does nothing but diminish you.

Anyway, as expected, the world has failed to end as the result of an arbitrary pattern of numbers being reached, so there's really nothing more to talk about here.