FDR could walk fine, he was going for the sympathy vote.
jfk was actually a timelord and has been every single president since
That's not remotely Hum(e)-orous.
Kim Jong Il is actually a rapper.
Locke the doors! Here we go again.
If you touch a blue carbuncle to Harry Reid's lips he becomes the only person on earth able to pronounce "Eyjafjallajökull".
She had the White House staff take all the silver from the White House so the advancing British horde of vampires wouldn't try to melt it.