THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 17 Feb 2013, 11:35
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Welcome to a new week, folks. This should be interesting. FIRST IMAGE:
(http://i.imgur.com/RQrBYVj.png) (http://imgur.com/RQrBYVj)
:psyduck:
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"I want another baby!"
"Don't look at either of us!"
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MOM: DO THE HARLEM SHAKE
MARTEN: Great, meme-coma.
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VV: "Look at this. I'm losing my domme-credibility!"
Marten: "Look on the brighter side. Pirelli will pay you a fortune to show your spare tire in their next calendar. Now put it away and help me help Claire."
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VV: "RESPECT THE CHUB!!"
Marten: "I think she's been overexposed..."
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MOM: *belch-bagpipes Amazing Grace*
MARTEN: Not now damn it, the roofies have kicked in. Help me carry her upstairs.
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VERONICA: Sonic hip attack!!
MARTEN: Claire! Are you okay?! How many fingers am I holding up?
Though I'd just like to say that Mr_Rose nailed it on the first try. That's brilliant. ;D
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V2: "I want my new body NOOOOOWWWWWW!"
MARTEN: "Hang on, I have to get the previous tenant out first."
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Veronica: "I can't believe I ate the whole thing!"
Marten: "I can't believe she drank the whole thing!"
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V-SQUARED: "(Tarzan yell)"
MARTEN: "No, you Jane. Me Cheetah. You also Cougar."
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I KNEW THAT PIC WOULD BE A QCC the moment I saw it!! :psyduck:
Veronica (low voice): "I am Mr. Belly. What are you doing there, Marten?"
Marten: "Watch me pull out Claire's booger using the Force."
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Veronica: "GET IN MAH BELLY!"
Marten: "Mom*, Austin Powers memes died out years ago..."
* Personally, I prefer the British/Australian 'mum' to your American 'mom', but I'll roll with it for now...
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VERONICA: "I was Harry Potter role-playing with a client, and now I'm pregnant?! What do I do?"
MARTEN: "Repeat after me, mom: Stupefy!"
I got nothin'.
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Veronica: TAP INTO THE POWER OF THE WOMB THAT BIRTHED YOU, SHAMAN!
Marten: I EXORCISE YOU IN THE NAME OF THE TEQUILA MONSTARR. COME OUT, QUESTIONABLE SPIRIT!
Claire: (http://carabiner.peeron.com/~funkytuba/eldritchspeech.png)
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Veronica : Have you SEEN what cake batter does to my insides?
Marten : Actually mom, I've seen worse.
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Veronica: AAH! AAAAHH! I CAN'T SEEE!!
Marten: Eexxcellent... my collection of human eyes is finally complete. Now hold still Claire, I need to apply the bandages...
Perhaps this one was better left inside my head... :psyduck:
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^yeah really. What has been seen can't be unseen. :-o
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I lol'd; Mostly at the thought of Marten of all people having such a collection :lol:
I woulda thought Hanners...
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I lol'd; Mostly at the thought of Marten of all people having such a collection :lol:
I woulda thought Hanners...
It's always the quiet mopey ones. NEVER the obviously crazy ones.
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So true. *goes off to mope quietly*
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You can't fool me, you quiet moper! I'm keeping my skull to MYSELF, thank you!
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I already called "Dibs".
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Hanners wouldn't keep eyeballs. They're gross and slimy-looking. Plus, they follow you around the room.
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But that's okay. Marten can protect her... she'll never have to look at another eyeball again for as long as she lives.
In fact, she might not have to look at anything ever again... maybe she won't even get a choice... :evil:
:psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck:
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Personally I'd fear reprisal from a certain psychotic executive mother too much to add those greens to my eyeball bag (pretty addition though they would be)
*cough* NEW IMAGE:
(http://i.imgur.com/dDfsoEe.png) (http://imgur.com/dDfsoEe)
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MartenDad: "You know, the more you whine about it the creepier I feel."
Mauritania: "I just wish I could grow a beard or something. Getting carded everywhere sucks."
Veronica (thinking): "Well, at least my boy-toys look old enough to drink…"
Edit: Apropos of nothing, do we know if V's ear piercings are stud earrings with a large plain black decoration or black plugs?
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Henry: "I love you, but you'll never be able to apply a stun gun to my balls like she could."
Maurice: "Oh, great, a lifetime of comparisons to an ex."
Veronica: (quiet gloating).
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MartDat: Witty comment.
Maurice: Acknowledgment of burn.
ExWife: Tries not to snork 30 year old scotch.
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Personally I'd fear reprisal from a certain psychotic executive mother too much to add those greens to my eyeball bag (pretty addition though they would be)
Between the Bond-villain mother and the Super-scientist father, anyone who hurt Hannelore would just be too dumb to live (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TooDumbToLive). Don't bother running mate, you'll only die tired when the platoon of mercenaries, AI killbot, or orbital laser catches up with you.
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MAURICE: Darling, when you said that your ex-wife regularly drank the blood of 100 virgins to stay youthful, I just assumed you were joking.
HENRY: You know, you could at least stop gulping it down like that. What's that, your third glass in ten minutes?
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100 virgins of what species? Orange blood?
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HENRY: "You know damn well I don't have a Black Flag sticker on my Cadillac."
MAURICE: "Oh, great. Let me guess, a little voice inside your head said 'Don't look back', too?"
VERONICA (to herself): Don Henley never did care for my antics after he wrote that one song for me...
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Hannelore is also well equipped to protect herself.
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Henry: "What are you drinking, Mo?"
Maurice: "Well, I was having that scotch before someone grabbed my glass without looking."
Veronica: [spittake]
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Henry: "Butts."
Maurice: "The fact that it's plural really worries me."
Veronica: "That's just my influence on the situation, honey."
Henry: "Floating duck?"
Maurice: "No, Henry, that's ALSO not the ending to that sentence earlier."
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Henry: "Butts."
Maurice: "The fact that it's plural really worries me."
Veronica: "That's just my influence on the situation, honey."
;D
Alternatively:
Henry: Butts.
Veronica: The fact that it's plural really worries me.
Maurice: Really? Doesn't bother me.
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Henry: "Face it, Maurice, the goatse guy isn't going to just waltz into the club and do a repeat performance."
Maurice: "But that gape. I can't get it out of my head."
Veronica (thought bubble): "Nor will you ever, my pretty... Wonder if Kirk (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1829)'s free after the wedding."
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MAURICE: "Shogggrrryy Ennnnry I zhust gannt gigve yougggg whaggggt Ggggeggggrrrronnnniga gagnnnn ..."
HENRY: "Funny. Your voice sounds just like Veronica's did when she used to gargle Scotch."
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Henry: "Hey, wait, can anyone else smell coconut oil?"
Maurice: "I dunno, but those guys rolling in the oversized novelty cake just keep winking at me, it's getting a little weird."
Veronica: (Thoughts) "Tell me I can't do a bachelor party, eh? Well, whether you want it or not, I'm sending you off in style, pal!" *EVIL MIND CACKLE*
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Hannelore is also well equipped to protect herself.
Though her clone might still kill her and then yank her teeth.