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I know we are all discussing death an' shit, but what's a pit in this context?A hole in the ground.
Come on, it's not beyond the Football team to pull this kind of shit as a prank. We've not had this verified by a cop, and none of us are doing medical science. Linds might not even really be dead.Well, let's see... she hasn't breathed in several hours, her body temperature is *digs up thermocouple reader and sticks it into Linds' mouth* 15 degrees C, and she doesn't respond at all to any stimuli. I'm no expert, but I'd say she's dead.
...and here I was thinking the word had a special meaning in the context.The lab who had that room before us used it for electromagnetic shielding for their anti-gravity chamber or something. We just use it as storage space.
...why do you have a hole in the ground in your lab? Why don't you have something ordinary? Like, I don't know, an anti-gravity-chamber?
I know it sounds crass, but I think our best options for Linds are either the walk-in freezer (I'm assuming the caf has one) or outside, in the snow. Whatever we do, we can't just leave her like this.
We've got plenty of food and water, guys. Everything in the cafeteria, and we can always smash the vending machines. We should start with anything perishable.
I believe that Cesium is secretly Dr Krieger from Archer... http://archer.wikia.com/wiki/Doctor_Krieger (http://archer.wikia.com/wiki/Doctor_Krieger)OOC, I feel like that role (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUFmeZqUO5I) would suit Gareth more.
(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110213005457/archer/images/f/fc/Krieger.png)
okay no he is actually straight up upsetting me nowI agree... though I don't think I want that place to be my pit. He creeps me out.
can we like, put gareth away somewhere until he passes out or something
because you know
that would be great
Wait, I thought the first rule of horror movies was that the black guy dies first?
Wait, I thought the first rule of horror movies was that the black guy dies first?
uh...do we have any black people? we're, uh, pretty lily white.
:-oWell, we've got someone who goes by the name "Black Sword", which seems to suggest an interest in cutlery...
Okay, we need to figure this out and get the guy (or gal, I'm not sexist!) that did this. Apparently Linds was stabbed, so there should be murder weapons *somewhere*. We're trapped, so I doubt the killer was able to dispose of anything.Wait, I thought the first rule of horror movies was that the black guy dies first?
uh...do we have any black people? we're, uh, pretty lily white.
I'm Hispanic. Though perhaps not a terribly good cultural representative....
:psyduck: Wait.... our token prude died first?! WTF?!
Wait, I thought the first rule of horror movies was that the black guy dies first?
uh...do we have any black people? we're, uh, pretty lily white.
She was stabbed multiple times.
Oh god, what if we're in one of those movies where we are ALL the killer and each stabbed her once and then suffered memory loss? I DON'T WANT TO BE A TOMATO IN THE MIRROR!!!! (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TomatoInTheMirror)
Fuck it, I say we lock Unicorn up. They're awfully quick to accuse me and I don't like it.
Look, I didn't know you could catch an STD from a corpse, okay?
so far all I've achieved is four orgasms and a cold meal which ain't sittin' right.
Okay, I can understand why I seem suspicious, but I think the fact that everyone was so quickly convinced to detain me is a bit interesting in itself. I'm still hugely suspicious of Unicorn.
I'm not the only one who wants to get that thing to photocopy right now, right? I am so curious what that'll look like.You shit in my lab, and the killer will have a new companion in murder.
Seriously though, I was detained and someone died anyway, I had no way of getting out. Trust me I'd never shit in the corner of a room on a weekday, that's a weekend thing ONLY.
(OOC: All right, I'm back now, legally blonde closed yesterday so I actually come back to my house now.)What!? :-o I just used that photocopier the other day to copy some purchase order forms. Had to buy some burn cream and gauze for laser injuries. That reminds me, I need to make a "do not point laser at remaining good eye" sign. Assuming I survive, anyway.
Aw :-( that was the photocopier I used to run off five thousand copies of my butt. Maybe if I had done another two thousand I would have gotten kicked out right then and not have had to go through all this...
Oh shit. We've gotta figure out who did this before they strike again!
If it's any consolation, Gareth, if you die before I do, I'll fondle your corpse extra hard with my temperature sensor.
okay i'm glad y'all are really into that photocopier but i think we've got something to worry about such as to who might be killing people around here because two people are dead already and i'm really not looking forward to seeing myself counted among their number 'kay?My faith in humanity is bolstered by your belief that there is no way that someone who has already killed once will kill again.Oh shit. We've gotta figure out who did this before they strike again!
this strikes me as super suspicious, reading back. only one person had been killed at that point, and we didn't know it was going to continue down that road. but...cesium did.
What, all I said was that I'd take his temperature. Extra hard. :roll:If it's any consolation, Gareth, if you die before I do, I'll fondle your corpse extra hard with my temperature sensor.
uh...the implied necrophilia notwithstanding. i hope.
My faith in humanity is bolstered by your belief that there is no way that someone who has already killed once will kill again.
My faith in humanity is bolstered by your belief that there is no way that someone who has already killed once will kill again.
well, most people don't kill at all, i'd think. and the few that do, only do it once, unless they're in a war. there's a reason serial killers are so, well, celebritised - there's not that many of them.
My faith in humanity is bolstered by your belief that there is no way that someone who has already killed once will kill again.
well, most people don't kill at all, i'd think. and the few that do, only do it once, unless they're in a war. there's a reason serial killers are so, well, celebritised - there's not that many of them.
Yeah, but we're snowed in at Hatchet University with no power and a bunch of innocent baby-faced college kids ripe for the slashing. I think we might be better off being on the safe side here and assuming our resident psychopaths might be out for more blood...
From the look of his ruined body, he had been stabbed with several broken broom handles before a dirty mop head was shoved into his mouth and the contents of a dozen highly corrosive chemical cleaners were poured over him after which his killers threw a match, incinerating him.
Although... Unicorn, you have some explaining to do. What are you doing with Linds's shirt? >_> I mean, I would expect Gareth (RIP) to be stripping the body, but certainly not you! :x
4. Gareth - Janitor (May choose to warn a player at night; however, if the player is targeted, the Janitor is killed instead)
Another person was dead and they were still no closer to finding the killers. Evidence turned up during the night hadn't amounted to much...
I find it suspicious that cesium is so eager to lynch unicorn. It's almost like he's trying too hard to deflect attention from himself...And it's a bit odd that you are also coming to the defense of Unicorn. After all, the first kill does seem to be a bit of a hint toward you, considering your interest in swords...
All I've got to hide is my stash.
okay. i'm kind of grumpy that y'all threw me in lock-up overnight but you know, whatever, protecting yourselves, fineLike I said, it's quite likely at this point that you have an accomplice or two. I've already pointed out two people who are suspicious.
the fact you want to kill me now has got me kind of irate, so let me break this down:
one: i was locked up all night. i didn't kill gareth, no matter how much he was creeping me right the fuck out.
two: that shirt isn't evidence of anything. i wasn't wearing it last night, it wasn't bloody when linds was killed, i had no way of putting it in my room last night, and - if i had done it - why would i keep that shirt? i would have just burned it.It's clever that you neglect to mention the death of henri bemis in your defense... you were wearing the shirt (which wasn't bloody at the time) when Linds was killed, and it ended up in your room (bloody) sometime before Gareth was killed. Stands to reason that it's henri bemis' blood that's on that shirt.
that's what really pisses me off. i'm like 99% sure someone put that there to make me look guilty and i'm not sure who, but i've got a sneaking suspicion that it's the person who wants to see me dead.Look, I'm just trying to get out of this thing alive. Shit, I wasn't even supposed to be here to begin with. Friggin' sequestration cut the funding to the department, so I had to take a side job on campus (though it was a nice one, which supplied stuff that helped with some of the laser burns I've had). So my research gets put off until late at night, which is how I got left on campus during the snowstorm of the century. I'd rather be at home right now, but instead I'm stuck here with these psychopaths. This is NOT what I signed up for.
so, sorry, but to defend myself i'm gonna have to vote to lynch cesium.
Quotetwo: that shirt isn't evidence of anything. i wasn't wearing it last night, it wasn't bloody when linds was killed, i had no way of putting it in my room last night, and - if i had done it - why would i keep that shirt? i would have just burned it.It's clever that you neglect to mention the death of henri bemis in your defense... you were wearing the shirt (which wasn't bloody at the time) when Linds was killed, and it ended up in your room (bloody) sometime before Gareth was killed. Stands to reason that it's henri bemis' blood that's on that shirt.
i didn't mention bemis's death because i wasn't even thinking about it. the discussion was about linds. i'm as innocent of bemis's death as i am of gareth's death as i am of linds's death, so don't be trying to pin this bullshit on me, alright?
I find it suspicious that cesium is so eager to lynch unicorn. It's almost like he's trying too hard to deflect attention from himself...And it's a bit odd that you are also coming to the defense of Unicorn. After all, the first kill does seem to be a bit of a hint toward you, considering your interest in swords...
Besides, why would there be attention toward me? I'm just a graduate student who works in the labs. All I've got to hide is my stash.
It's medicinal. :roll:
Are we just voting for cesium because he moved so fast to have Unicorn killed?
I was, indeed, the first to post after the announcement. However, you make it sound like the first question I asked was about Gareth's role. It wasn't. (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,28732.msg1136162.html#msg1136162) I was doing the ironical "I am obviously qualified even though I am not" thing. Cannot really figure why that would impeach me more than anyone else.
You twist reality with a deceiving tongue >:-(
Voting at the very end of the day to make sure the vote stays in favor of killing me does not alleviate my suspicion of you, Black Sword. :roll:
Quote4. Gareth - Janitor (May choose to warn a player at night; however, if the player is targeted, the Janitor is killed instead)
Interesting. So, did Gareth die all by himself or did he die protecting someone?
Loki...is kind of seedy to me, i dunno why. i just have bad feelings around them - but they still did ask a question that i thought was really interesting that didn't get answered:I'll throw in my two cents since it seems multiple people think this may lead somewhere: Gareth had been detained the night prior. We didn't find any evidence and therefore he probably leaned a little more innocent than guilty. Knowing this, the killers probably killed him directly since he'd be the hardest to pin any future murders on.Quote4. Gareth - Janitor (May choose to warn a player at night; however, if the player is targeted, the Janitor is killed instead)
Interesting. So, did Gareth die all by himself or did he die protecting someone?
kill Black Sword.
Why the hell am I the one to die? :x
How did Riccostar's role work exactly? "You can pick at will one person every night to be killed, or abstain from it"? Or was it triggered by something, like "you can only use this after at least two people have been killed"?
And that's what you faggots get for not listening to me about Unicorn KTHXBAI
The innocent faction was so close this time :cry: if the killers had gotten De_la_nae instead I think we would have ended up tying at least.
The innocent faction was so close this time :cry: if the killers had gotten De_la_nae instead I think we would have ended up tying at least.And if all you assholes had listened to me instead of killing me, you'd have been a lot closer.
The innocent faction was so close this time :cry: if the killers had gotten De_la_nae instead I think we would have ended up tying at least.And if all you assholes had listened to me instead of killing me, you'd have been a lot closer.
you fucked her and left the body out! do you want ants, gareth? because that's how you get ants
Oh it's the ants that are the problem? I actually felt pretty bad about that, cause... the rest of it, I'm pretty morally fine with, but ants, man... ants are moral bankruptcy.
a bloody shirt was found in Unicorn's room
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no evidence