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Welcome => Hi, I'm New => Topic started by: Masterpiece on 13 Mar 2013, 20:08

Title: *waves* hi!
Post by: Masterpiece on 13 Mar 2013, 20:08
So uhm, how does this work? Hi my Name is The Masterpiece, and I'm an alcoho-

wait that's the wrong thread.

I have no idea how I got here. I remember there were bitter recrimations, break ups with girlfriends, fights with ex-best friends turned boyfriend of ex-girlfriends, lots of crying, lots of booze. Suddenly I woke up and knew everything about the Questionable Content universe.

That was back in 2011.

I only now managed to conivnce myself that not all Forums are full of bad people (for more info, see above), and decided to give this whole forum-thing another try. I am a german-turkish man who read every qc Comic, and through qc also found other webcomics such as Dumbing of Age (and related stories) and Go Get A Roomie (which, coincidentally led to a lot more NSFW-webcomics I am too ashamed to mention here). I tried other Comics, but they got boring (even DoA starts to feel stale. QC rules!). I also enjoy the fair bit of video games (Tomb Raider, anyone?).

Hi there.

To break the ice and get rid of that thing called Smalltalk, I suggest the following game: Which qc-day is the longest (measured in amount of comic strips used?). I think it's the day of "The Talk", starting with #464: WTF all the way through to #509: The Talk, Part 10, which makes that day 56 comics long!

Greets, The Masterpiece.
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Post by: celticgeek on 13 Mar 2013, 20:12
Mae pawb sy'n cyfrifo y diwrnod hiraf yn croesawu yma.

Welcome! 
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Post by: Masterpiece on 13 Mar 2013, 20:14
what's the longest day you found in the qc universe? I suppose HannerDads station was a pretty long day.
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Post by: celticgeek on 13 Mar 2013, 20:15
I'm still working on it. 

#464 to #509 is 46 days.
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Post by: Valdís on 13 Mar 2013, 20:19
Hi my Name is The Masterpiece

Hello and welcome!

Hi there.

G'day!

Greets

Hi!

Which qc-day is the longest (measured in amount of comic strips used?). I think it's the day of "The Talk", starting with #464: WTF all the way through to #509: The Talk, Part 10, which makes that day 56 comics long!

 :psyduck:
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Post by: Masterpiece on 13 Mar 2013, 20:20
#464 to #509 is 46 days.

...

My maths isn't as good as it used to be.
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Post by: celticgeek on 13 Mar 2013, 20:27
I'm still working on it. 

#464 to #509 is 46 days.

Well, crap.  How about 46 comics.  (My something or other isn't as good as is used to be.) 

Edited:  because it still isn't as good as it used to be.
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Post by: GarandMarine on 14 Mar 2013, 01:29
Maths make my brain meat hurt, but welcome any way!
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Post by: Bluesummers on 14 Mar 2013, 06:33
GGAR is a lovely webcomic..it necessitates an acid trip to understand half of it, but good nonetheless. Bonjour!
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Post by: Kugai on 14 Mar 2013, 18:46
Greetings


*Melts your Lug Wrench*
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Post by: Masterpiece on 15 Mar 2013, 13:31
... but ... my wrench  :O
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Post by: Redball on 15 Mar 2013, 15:30
Ya' know, you can retaliate and escalate.
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Post by: Masterpiece on 15 Mar 2013, 23:24
You may take my lug wrench, but you will never get my tires.
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Post by: Bad Wolf on 16 Mar 2013, 02:58
*steals your tires*

>.>  <.<  >.>
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Post by: Masterpiece on 16 Mar 2013, 06:38
Now Kugai will never get my tires *success*
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Post by: Carl-E on 16 Mar 2013, 09:01
Pretty warped view of success, from a car up on blocks...
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Post by: Bad Wolf on 16 Mar 2013, 09:24
My view of success is from atop my new tire swings  8-)

You're all invited. I have four.
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Post by: Masterpiece on 16 Mar 2013, 10:30
This is starting to become one of those roleplay forums I used to visit when I was in my early teens. (aww who am I kidding. I wish this were a roleplay thread.)
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Post by: Masterpiece on 16 Mar 2013, 10:41
also, wooo! no longer a lurker. *Dances*
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Post by: ankhtahr on 16 Mar 2013, 11:58
Pretty warped view of success, from a car up on blocks...
My dad has actually found his car on blocks in the morning. All four wheels stolen, plus GPS and car entertainment system. Luckily it was a company car, and they caught the thieves.

Oh, and of course: Welcome to the forums the_masterpiece!
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Post by: Kugai on 16 Mar 2013, 12:34
Pretty warped view of success, from a car up on blocks...

He's probably had a Hover Conversion done
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Post by: Masterpiece on 16 Mar 2013, 16:48
Oh, and of course: Welcome to the forums the_masterpiece!

You're free to call me Masterpiece, even MP is allowed. the_masterpiece feels weird and artificial, especially with the lower dash.
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Post by: Kugai on 17 Mar 2013, 00:21
And some music for you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgxKlJdzC5w
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Post by: Carl-E on 17 Mar 2013, 09:50
I was thinking more along these lines...

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Post by: Masterpiece on 17 Mar 2013, 10:09
The name stems from Snoop Dogs R&B The Masterpiece. I've never heard the album, nor do I particularly like R&B, but I liked the name, and so it stuck.