THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 23 Jun 2013, 08:26
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top o da mornin to yuh
(http://i.imgur.com/u0pC1Te.png) (http://imgur.com/u0pC1Te)
enjoy
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Jim: Me?
Dora: Me.
Samantha: ME!
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Jim: You got my soul patch.
Dora: And my heart.
Sam: AND MY SPIIIDEEERS!
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Jim: You want me to see a dentist?
Dora: Yeah. The guy I had in mind goes golfing with a cardiologist.
Sam: Finally! Your breath smells worse than mine!
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Dora: "Look! Up in the sky!"
Jim: "It's a bird."
Sam: "It's a plane!"
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DORA: Titfuck.
JIM: Blowjob.
SAM: TACOS!
:psyduck:
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Jim: "Wait a minute, you, me and the other girl.."
Dora: "Backroom in ten minutes."
Sam: "Guys, he better be making tacos in 15 minutes! "
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Jim: "Wait a minute, you, me and the other girl.."
Dora: "Backroom in ten minutes."
Sam: "Guys, he better be making tacos in 15 minutes! "
"Well, I was going to show him my recipe for the perfect bald taco…"
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DORA: "And Louis leads with a left. And Louis leads with a right. And now they're tearing hair. There's hair all over the ring. There's hair all over the place. I don't know whose hair it is ..."
JIM: "It's mine! And here comes the winnnnerrrrrrrrrr ... "
("William Tell Overture" cavalry charge theme with cowbells, bicycle horns and breaking glass)
SAM: "Beetlebaum!"
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Jim: "The way to a man's soul..."
Dora: "The way to a woman's heart..."
Sam: "Goes via the nearest TACO BELL!!"
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JIM: So, does yours look like this?
DORA: Yeah, Marten used to call it Dora Bianchi International Airport.
SAM: Hello! CHILD HERE!
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That'll be hard to top.
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Dora: "Look what Hannelore's mom is trying out! It's a drone to keep teenagers in line."
Jim: "When is it out of beta?"
Sam: "Stop pointing that laser at me! There's no proof I did it!"
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Jim: "Wait a minute, you, me and the other girl.."
Dora: "Backroom in ten minutes."
Sam: "Guys, he better be making tacos in 15 minutes! "
"Well, I was going to show him my recipe for the perfect bald taco…"
But what about the bearded clam?
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Card from Jim:
(http://img0.etsystatic.com/000/0/5159056/il_570xN.73339604.jpg)
(http://img0.etsystatic.com/000/0/5159056/il_570xN.73339660.jpg)
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Card from Jim:
(http://img0.etsystatic.com/000/0/5159056/il_570xN.73339604.jpg)
(http://img0.etsystatic.com/000/0/5159056/il_570xN.73339660.jpg)
I dunno if I should find that funny or offensive to Lesbians.
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Why can't it be both?
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Jim: "Wait a minute, you, me and the other girl.."
Dora: "Backroom in ten minutes."
Sam: "Guys, he better be making tacos in 15 minutes! "
DORA: "More like two and a half minutes."
JIM: "HEY!"
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Why can't it be both?
Offunsive?
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As long as we're riffing on multiple taco entendres:
Jim: Wanna come with us for tacos?
Dora: No thanks, I've got one waiting for me...
Sam: Ugh... maybe I'd rather have clam chowder.
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Dora: "Want to head that way and smell my armpits?"
Jim: "My nose is a bit plugged up."
Sam: "Hey, what's wrong with mine! I haven't had a shower in three days!"
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Jim: Ya sure we can remain friends?
Dora: Cross my heart.
Sam: HEY!! You didn't do it over your heart!!
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DORA: This thread?
JIM: That thread.
SAM: GODDAMN IT STOP NECROING LAST WEEK'S THREAD ALREADY.
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Did you have anything to eat lately, MDBS? You sound grumpy.
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Dora: "I can stick my finger up!"
Jim: "So can I!"
Sam: "I can top you both!"
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Did you have anything to eat lately, MDBS? You sound grumpy.
Yeah I ate the soul of the last person to post in the wrong caption thread. *burp*
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Yeah I ate the soul of the last person to post in the wrong caption thread. *burp*
and now they
- are out shopping for new Air Jordans.
- walk with a limp.
- have been thoroughly defeated. :roll:
Jim: Meem?
Dora: Meem!
Sam: TV trope....
Jim: Mornin' Bruce.
Dora: G'mornin Bruce..
Sam: The parrot is dead!!
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DORA (crossing heart): "You can pick your friends ... "
JIM (pointing): " ... and you can pick your nose ... "
SAM: "BUT YOU CAN'T PICK YOUR FRIEND'S NOSE! jeez ... "
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Did you have anything to eat lately, MDBS? You sound grumpy.
Yeah I ate the soul of the last person to post in the wrong caption thread. *burp*
"I got better!"
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Did you have anything to eat lately, MDBS? You sound grumpy.
Yeah I ate the soul of the last person to post in the wrong caption thread. *burp*
"I got better!"
No you didn't!
So please... give generously... to this address: The League for Fighting Chartered Accountancy, 55 Lincoln House, Basil Street, London, SW3
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Jim: Man, I hope Sam doesn't fall asleep during dinner
Dora: Don't worry. We were teaching her how to use the espresso machine today. She got to drink all the failures.
Sam: I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO! I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!
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ha
(http://i.imgur.com/AAiBhwQ.png) (http://imgur.com/AAiBhwQ)
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"My tongue is turquoise."
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"The first thing that comes to mind when I think of Faye? It's her pugnacity!"
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"A Muskrat Love dating service."
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"What? I just said I don't see what's so bad about the black bin?"
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"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
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"No no no! The stage direction CLEARLY says "awed surprise" not whatever that is. Once more, from the top!"
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"So, Marten? Are you interested in having Cliff's notes on Cli.. eh Claire? My Robohand can write volume one in 47 seconds. Watch!"
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"I dye my hair"
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"My sister's actually illiterate."
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"Guess where my Hand just was."
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CLINTON: "I couldn't find the cart after I was done with the book, so I just put it back on the shelf ... what?"
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"Thumbwrestling?"
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"What, I said Claire was a boy, whats the big deal about that?"
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"All I said was that library spiders are nutritious!"
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"Of all the books on the shelf, you had to use that one to activate the trap?"
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"Yeah, I'm the guy that started spreading the rumours about you two and that thing."
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CLINTON: I'm pregnant.
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CLINTON: "All I'm saying is everyone loves Marine Land."
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"Your cooties are interbreeding with the Dewey beetles!"
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Clinton: "I finish going through the Victorian porn. Is there any more?"
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Clinton: I just helped a giant spider check out a book on biometric identification of unwilling subjects.
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Clinton: "I got Pintsize to modify my hand. Wanna see?"
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That will be hard to beat.
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Clinton: "I got Pintsize to modify my hand. Wanna see?"
"He gave me wang limbs!!" (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1500)