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Title: QC Captions Vol. 120
Post by: iduguphergrave on 23 Jun 2013, 08:26
top o da mornin to yuh

(http://i.imgur.com/u0pC1Te.png) (http://imgur.com/u0pC1Te)

enjoy
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
Post by: Zebediah on 23 Jun 2013, 08:36
Jim: Me?
Dora: Me.
Samantha: ME!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
Post by: ankhtahr on 23 Jun 2013, 08:42
Jim: You got my soul patch.
Dora: And my heart.
Sam: AND MY SPIIIDEEERS!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
Post by: cesium133 on 23 Jun 2013, 08:51
Jim: You want me to see a dentist?
Dora: Yeah. The guy I had in mind goes golfing with a cardiologist.
Sam: Finally! Your breath smells worse than mine!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 23 Jun 2013, 09:24
Dora: "Look! Up in the sky!"
Jim: "It's a bird."
Sam: "It's a plane!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 23 Jun 2013, 11:10
DORA:  Titfuck.
JIM:  Blowjob.
SAM:  TACOS!

 :psyduck:
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
Post by: Border Reiver on 23 Jun 2013, 12:01
Jim:  "Wait a minute, you, me and the other girl.."

Dora:  "Backroom in ten minutes."

Sam:  "Guys, he  better be making tacos in 15 minutes! "
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
Post by: Mr_Rose on 23 Jun 2013, 12:18
Jim:  "Wait a minute, you, me and the other girl.."

Dora:  "Backroom in ten minutes."

Sam:  "Guys, he  better be making tacos in 15 minutes! "

"Well, I was going to show him my recipe for the perfect bald taco…"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
Post by: Loki on 23 Jun 2013, 12:22
-.-
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
Post by: DSL on 23 Jun 2013, 12:54
DORA: "And Louis leads with a left. And Louis leads with a right. And now they're tearing hair. There's hair all over the ring. There's hair all over the place. I don't know whose hair it is ..."
JIM: "It's mine! And here comes the winnnnerrrrrrrrrr ... "
("William Tell Overture" cavalry charge theme with cowbells, bicycle horns and breaking glass)
SAM: "Beetlebaum!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
Post by: Skewbrow on 23 Jun 2013, 12:57
Jim: "The way to a man's soul..."
Dora: "The way to a woman's heart..."
Sam: "Goes via the nearest TACO BELL!!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
Post by: DrBear on 23 Jun 2013, 13:53
JIM: So, does yours look like this?
DORA: Yeah, Marten used to call it Dora Bianchi International Airport.
SAM: Hello! CHILD HERE!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
Post by: Carl-E on 23 Jun 2013, 14:29
That'll be hard to top. 
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 23 Jun 2013, 16:32
Dora: "Look what Hannelore's mom is trying out! It's a drone to keep teenagers in line."
Jim: "When is it out of beta?"
Sam: "Stop pointing that laser at me! There's no proof I did it!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
Post by: cesariojpn on 23 Jun 2013, 19:03
Jim:  "Wait a minute, you, me and the other girl.."

Dora:  "Backroom in ten minutes."

Sam:  "Guys, he  better be making tacos in 15 minutes! "

"Well, I was going to show him my recipe for the perfect bald taco…"

But what about the bearded clam?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
Post by: Carl-E on 23 Jun 2013, 19:29
Card from Jim: 

(http://img0.etsystatic.com/000/0/5159056/il_570xN.73339604.jpg)


(http://img0.etsystatic.com/000/0/5159056/il_570xN.73339660.jpg)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
Post by: cesariojpn on 23 Jun 2013, 22:30
Card from Jim: 

(http://img0.etsystatic.com/000/0/5159056/il_570xN.73339604.jpg)


(http://img0.etsystatic.com/000/0/5159056/il_570xN.73339660.jpg)

I dunno if I should find that funny or offensive to Lesbians.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
Post by: Border Reiver on 24 Jun 2013, 03:47
Why can't it be both?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 24 Jun 2013, 08:03
Jim:  "Wait a minute, you, me and the other girl.."

Dora:  "Backroom in ten minutes."

Sam:  "Guys, he  better be making tacos in 15 minutes! "

DORA:  "More like two and a half minutes."

JIM:  "HEY!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
Post by: Sidhekin on 24 Jun 2013, 09:28
Why can't it be both?

Offunsive?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
Post by: FunkyTuba on 24 Jun 2013, 10:22
As long as we're riffing on multiple taco entendres:

Jim: Wanna come with us for tacos?
Dora: No thanks, I've got one waiting for me...
Sam: Ugh... maybe I'd rather have clam chowder.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 24 Jun 2013, 14:28
Dora: "Want to head that way and smell my armpits?"
Jim: "My nose is a bit plugged up."
Sam: "Hey, what's wrong with mine! I haven't had a shower in three days!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
Post by: cesariojpn on 24 Jun 2013, 17:06
Jim: Ya sure we can remain friends?
Dora: Cross my heart.
Sam: HEY!! You didn't do it over your heart!!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 24 Jun 2013, 18:04
DORA:  This thread?
JIM:  That thread.
SAM:  GODDAMN IT STOP NECROING LAST WEEK'S THREAD ALREADY.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
Post by: Storel on 24 Jun 2013, 20:35
Did you have anything to eat lately, MDBS? You sound grumpy.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 24 Jun 2013, 21:15
Dora: "I can stick my finger up!"
Jim: "So can I!"
Sam: "I can top you both!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 24 Jun 2013, 22:10
Did you have anything to eat lately, MDBS? You sound grumpy.

Yeah I ate the soul of the last person to post in the wrong caption thread.  *burp*
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
Post by: Thrudd on 25 Jun 2013, 08:22
Yeah I ate the soul of the last person to post in the wrong caption thread.  *burp*
and now they
- are out shopping for new Air Jordans.
- walk with a limp.
- have been thoroughly defeated.  :roll:

Jim: Meem?
Dora: Meem!
Sam: TV trope....

Jim: Mornin' Bruce.
Dora: G'mornin Bruce..
Sam: The parrot is dead!!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
Post by: DSL on 25 Jun 2013, 14:49
DORA (crossing heart): "You can pick your friends ... "
JIM (pointing): " ... and you can pick your nose ... "
SAM: "BUT YOU CAN'T PICK YOUR FRIEND'S NOSE! jeez ... "
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
Post by: Border Reiver on 26 Jun 2013, 04:40
Did you have anything to eat lately, MDBS? You sound grumpy.

Yeah I ate the soul of the last person to post in the wrong caption thread.  *burp*

"I got better!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
Post by: Thrudd on 26 Jun 2013, 08:09
Did you have anything to eat lately, MDBS? You sound grumpy.
Yeah I ate the soul of the last person to post in the wrong caption thread.  *burp*
"I got better!"
No you didn't!

So please... give generously... to this address: The League for Fighting Chartered Accountancy, 55 Lincoln House, Basil Street, London, SW3
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
Post by: FunkyTuba on 26 Jun 2013, 08:50
Jim: Man, I hope Sam doesn't fall asleep during dinner
Dora: Don't worry. We were teaching her how to use the espresso machine today. She got to drink all the failures.
Sam: I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO! I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
Post by: iduguphergrave on 26 Jun 2013, 10:19
ha

(http://i.imgur.com/AAiBhwQ.png) (http://imgur.com/AAiBhwQ)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
Post by: Zebediah on 26 Jun 2013, 10:22
"My tongue is turquoise."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
Post by: Pilchard123 on 26 Jun 2013, 10:54
"The first thing that comes to mind when I think of Faye? It's her pugnacity!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
Post by: Thrudd on 26 Jun 2013, 11:03
"A Muskrat Love dating service."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
Post by: Mr_Rose on 26 Jun 2013, 11:23
"What? I just said I don't see what's so bad about the black bin?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 26 Jun 2013, 14:01
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
Post by: Mr_Rose on 26 Jun 2013, 14:18
"No no no! The stage direction CLEARLY says "awed surprise" not whatever that is. Once more, from the top!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
Post by: Skewbrow on 26 Jun 2013, 14:25
"So, Marten? Are you interested in having Cliff's notes on Cli.. eh Claire? My Robohand can write volume one in 47 seconds. Watch!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
Post by: FunkyTuba on 26 Jun 2013, 14:46
"I dye my hair"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 26 Jun 2013, 14:47
"My sister's actually illiterate."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
Post by: ChaoSera on 26 Jun 2013, 14:50
"Guess where my Hand just was."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
Post by: DSL on 26 Jun 2013, 16:18
CLINTON: "I couldn't find the cart after I was done with the book, so I just put it back on the shelf ... what?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
Post by: Carl-E on 26 Jun 2013, 17:25
"Thumbwrestling?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
Post by: cesariojpn on 26 Jun 2013, 20:14
"What, I said Claire was a boy, whats the big deal about that?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 26 Jun 2013, 22:17
"All I said was that library spiders are nutritious!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
Post by: techkid on 27 Jun 2013, 03:54
"Of all the books on the shelf, you had to use that one to activate the trap?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
Post by: Border Reiver on 27 Jun 2013, 04:06
"Yeah, I'm the guy that started spreading the rumours about you two and that thing."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
Post by: PintsizeForPresident on 27 Jun 2013, 07:29
CLINTON: I'm pregnant.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 27 Jun 2013, 20:06
CLINTON:  "All I'm saying is everyone loves Marine Land."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 27 Jun 2013, 20:19
"Your cooties are interbreeding with the Dewey beetles!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
Post by: jmucchiello on 28 Jun 2013, 12:22
Clinton: "I finish going through the Victorian porn. Is there any more?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
Post by: cesium133 on 28 Jun 2013, 12:52
Clinton: I just helped a giant spider check out a book on biometric identification of unwilling subjects.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
Post by: Kugai on 28 Jun 2013, 15:44
Clinton:  "I got Pintsize to modify my hand.  Wanna see?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 28 Jun 2013, 22:00
That will be hard to beat.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
Post by: cesariojpn on 29 Jun 2013, 03:34
Clinton:  "I got Pintsize to modify my hand.  Wanna see?"

"He gave me wang limbs!!" (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1500)