THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 30 Jun 2013, 18:28
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Sorry for the delay folks, I've only just returned from a weekend in
Bedrock West Virginia. Anyhoo....FIRST IMAGE:
(http://i.imgur.com/XdUpimN.png) (http://imgur.com/XdUpimN)
Enjoy!
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Dora: Wow, he's really getting good at this!
Faye: Yeah, look at that attention to detail.
Penelope: You're seriously reading Volume 617 of Pintsize's tentacle rape hentai?
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Dora: Holy Crap!
Faye: Daaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnng!
Penelope: He's Pizza Girl?
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Dora: Wow... Raven's little black book has got a lot bigger over the years.
Penelope: Too big to confine to a book, by the looks of it.
Faye: Hey! When did SVEN get on there?!
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Dora: "Wow. This is kinda hot."
Faye: "We should have him reenact that part. Wearing only his shiny glasses and a codpiece."
Penelope: "Meh, I already have a boyfriend."
Marigold (opening the door): "G'morning."
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Dora: "Oh, no. We're getting inspected by the health department".
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Faye: Wow, we made that much last month?
Dora: I can't believe it myself.
Penelope: You missed a decimal point.
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Dora: "Oh, no. We're getting inspected by the health department".
Faye: "Well, don't look at me!"
Penny: "Maybe you should start washing your hands before returning to work..."
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FAYE: "Hell-ohhhh ..."
DORA (up an octave): "Hell-ohhhh ...
PENELOPE (up another octave): "Hell-ohhhh ... "
ALL THREE (not singing): "Hello!"
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FAYE: "Hell-ohhhh ..."
DORA (up an octave a third): "Hell-ohhhh ...
PENELOPE (up another octave a fifth): "Hell-ohhhh ... "
ALL THREE (not singing): "Hello!"
Sorry, my close-harmony senses were tingling...
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Well, don't that just melt your lug wrench.
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Dora: Oh my gosh... Mr Jacques left the script for the rest of the year just lying around here...
(Anyone wanna help?)
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Faye: "Wait, Marty and Steve? I thought that was just a one-off joke. And what about Cosette?"
Pen-pen: "Screw Cosette, who the hell is this 'butcher' guy and why is he so pissed off with my Wil?"
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Faye: Hmmm, this arc about Pintsize and Winslow getting married should be fun...
Dora: Ripped from the headlines, huh?
Penn-elope: Wait, the Roomba's officiating?
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FAYE (reading): "Notice: To all employees and characters of the webcomic 'Questionable Content" ..."
DORA (reading): "... Economic conditions have necessitated readjustments in the personnel structure of the Comic ... "
PENELOPE: "Shit. And I just got off the bus."
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Dora: Oh my gosh... Mr Jacques left the script for the rest of the year just lying around here...
(Anyone wanna help?)
FAYE: Butts!
DORA: Butts?
PENELOPE: Nothing but butts.
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Dora: Oh my gosh... Mr Jacques left the script for the rest of the year just lying around here...
(Anyone wanna help?)
Faye: "That's what he meant by, 'don't get comfortable?'"
Penny: "He's trolling us, there's no way that he'd take us there. I mean the shippers would just go insane, or more insane than normal."
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Dora: Hats.
Faye: Hats!
Penelope: Hats?
Dora: Tapir in the library.
Faye: Honey-badger in the Kitchen.
Penelope: Muskrat with a PSIII.
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DORA: This is it... The Secret Bakery muffin recipe. Do you KNOW what I had to do to get this?
FAYE: You mean who?
PENPEN: Lemme guess, Jim?
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DORA: This is it... The Secret Bakery muffin recipe. Do you KNOW what I had to do to get this?
FAYE: You mean who?
PENPEN: Lemme guess, Jim?
DORA: No... I had to fly Marten's mother in. She can be very... persuasive.
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DORA: This is it... The Secret Bakery muffin recipe. Do you KNOW what I had to do to get this?
FAYE: Deep throat Jim?
PENPEN: No no we're talking triple-chocolate with chocolate chips. Anal for sure!
:psyduck:
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Second panel, folks! For this one, I was gonna put arrows on the speech bubbles to make it seem like Dale and the poor grocery guy were the ones talking, but I think it's better this way; now anyone could be doing the talking. Enjoy!
(http://i.imgur.com/gnuJ5ju.png) (http://imgur.com/gnuJ5ju)
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- But Masterpiece ignored the lessons from GarandMarine…
- …and lost his knife a few seconds later.
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bluh?
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Remember what GarandMarine said about holding a knife like that? Also I don't see Dale as Dale anymore. In the forums it's definitely you… :-D
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"Death to all who put translucent cash registers on hay bales!"
"You know, I think I really like vanilla."
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Dale: "Kill! Kill! KILL!"
Grocery guy: "Hi, I'm Randy! I'm a grocery clerk! I'm eternal!"
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Dale: Shrink, I want to kill. I mean, I wanna, I
wanna kill. Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and
guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill,
KILL, KILL." And I started jumpin up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL," and
he started jumpin up and down with me and we was both jumping up and down
yelling, "KILL, KILL."
Sargent: You're our boy.
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"What do you think of my stance and grip?"
"Look, here's an illustration of a better way to do it."
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DALE: "An elegant weapon from a more civilized age."
GROCERY GUY: "Ancient weapons and hokey gamer skills are no substitute for a good cash register at your side."
Or
DALE (thinking): "OK, I'm supposed to butcher and package a side of beef hanging somewhere. Is that it ...? Damn glowing glasses."
Or
GROCERY GUY: "That's not a knoife."
DALE: "Yes, it is."
Or
ALL: "Muad'dib! Muad'dib! MUAD'DIB!"
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ALL: "Muad'dib! Muad'dib! MUAD'DIB!"
Despite my superior entry above, this one is the WINNER!
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GROCERY GUY: "That's not a knoife."
DALE: "Yes, it is."
Bwahaha, my father always referenced the scene when we were on vacation to Croatia and he used the big bowie knife he keeps in the caravan.
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Hanners: "Is it over yet?"
Marigold: "This isn't even the scary part of the movie. Besides, it's not like it's Blood Tree or anything."
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Steve: Thats not how you hold a knife!!
Marten: During or after your drinking binges?
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Remember what GarandMarine said about holding a knife like that? Also I don't see Dale as Dale anymore. In the forums it's definitely you… :-D
I could rewrite and post that big column on why you shouldn't hold a knife like that, and how you should hold it instead if enough people are interested XD
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We'll take your word on it.
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Dale: "Now, all I have to do is shank this dude, and my guy can level up!"
Marigold: "OK. When I say that you've spent too much time on WoW, you know it must be a LOT!"
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-Traditionally speaking, the heart of a great warrior is often considered a worthy offering to a potential mate.
-Unfortunately for Randy here, hearts kinda look all alike, and who wants to organize a 40 man raid when you can just go to a grocery store?
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Dale: Shrink, I want to kill. I mean, I wanna, I wanna kill. Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill, KILL, KILL." And I started jumpin up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL," and he started jumpin up and down with me and we was both jumping up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL."
Sargent: You're our boy.
I've been meaning to say, great "Alice's Restaurant" reference! :-D
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Dale: "You'd go well with Fiva Beans."
GG: "But I hate Chianti!"
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A wild Dale appears.
Note-taking guy is currently unaware.
Critical Modifier: 2.7
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WHUD
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A wild Dale appears.
Note-taking guy is currently unaware.
Critical Modifier: 2.7
Dale uses Shank. It's Super Effective!