THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 08 Dec 2013, 18:22
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Hey folks. Icy up here. FIRST PANEL:
(http://i.imgur.com/VHTOCTY.png) (http://imgur.com/VHTOCTY)
Enjoy
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MAR: "Look, I can explain..."
MOMO: "Where are your PANTS?"
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From random comic (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2123)
Marigold: No! I'm fine! Really!
Momo: Don't be embarrassed. Last time I flew across the country, I was stopped up for like three days.
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MAR: I AM TIRED OF EXPLAINING STEAMPUNK!
MO: Fine! I'll just google it.
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Random comic (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2064), you've done it again.
Marigold: Ugh. I hate Rodney.
Momo: I heard he's not even a real turkey.
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Random Comic: (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=818)
Marigold: "He…he walked away from a chick who was openly flirting with him. Steve is having a psychotic break."
Momo: "I wasn't FLIRTING! He said I was pretty so I was nice to him in return! That's basic common courtesy, not flirting!"
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Marigold: "THEY'RE REAL!"
Momo: "MINE AREN'T!"
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Randomizing: (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2040)
MARIGOLD: "BOLLOCKS"
MOMO: "Okay, see you later. Drink some water, and try not to puke on anything important."
But first:
MARIGOLD: "I said I don't give a darn!"
MOMO: "Oh, that's our shortstop."
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Marigold: "I can't get my eyelids open!"
Momo: "Try 'kill -HUP eyelidd'"
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^nice
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Another random comic (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=693)
Marigold: Eww, you eat salad for breakfast? No wonder you're cranky, and gassy.
Momo: Dammit, I told you that smell earlier was not me!
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Marigold: "I can't get my eyelids open!"Momo: "Try 'kill -HUP eyelidd'"
What if the process isn't being properly monitored? Or what if it's done any number of things like these (http://ptgmedia.pearsoncmg.com/images/9780321440303/samplechapter/Chen_bonus_ch02.pdf)? They could be shut forever!
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Marigold: "I can't get my eyelids open!"
Momo: "Try 'kill -HUP eyelidd'"
Marigold: EyeOS just returns "command not found"!
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Random Comic (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2287)
Momo: OH MY GOD YOU ARE PRECIOUS
Marigold: Sh-shut up! Shut it all the way up!
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Random comic (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2536)
Marigold: "FFFFFFFF"
Momo: "Don't go fishing for compliments with Faye, you'll only pull up old boots and tires."
Marigold: "I keep pressing my belly button, but nothing changes!"
Momo: "When I have to remind you that you're not an AnthroPC, that's the time to stop drinking."
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Momo: It might be a tumor.
Marigold: It's not a tumor! It's not a tumor. At all!
Marigold: Just don't throw up on me!
Momo: Nah, it's OK, I'm not gonna throw up on you. But I am gonna kiss you.
Momo: Well, what are you going to do? Handcuff him to the .... bumper of your car ..... yeah car .... and take him for a ride?
Marigold: Let's just say I'm not going to offer to cook him dinner.
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MOMO: Isn't it time to update the caption-contest?
MARIGOLD: WHEN I GET TO IT OK SHEESH
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MARIGOLD: "Butts."
MOMO: "Just butts?"
MARIGOLD: "All I'm getting is butts."
MOMO: "That's what you want, isn't it? His butt?"
MARIGOLD: " ... "
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I see what you're doing. Fine have it then:
(http://i.imgur.com/899TeDp.png) (http://imgur.com/899TeDp)
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Winslow: Why shouldn't I sit here?
Hannelore: That's where Angus had a boner!
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WINSLOW: Butts?
HANNERS: Yes. Butts. All over the counter. Eeeewwwbbbllughurbleglapfeeew.
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Aaagh. I was looking for a random comic, and the first one I hit was the exact strip of The Breakup. WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME ;_;
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Winslow: Butts?
Hannelore: Yes. And they were farting...
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Hanners: You have to move, Winslow. Momo will be sleeping here tonight.
Winslow: Is she going to Dale's first?
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WINSLOW: What is that white light?
HANNERS: The forum just detonated with rage over something.
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Aaagh. I was looking for a random comic, and the first one I hit was the exact strip of The Breakup. WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME ;_;
Not so random comic:
http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1205
<mod>Fixed link</mod>
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This should work for both.
Marigold/Hanners: "I kissed a girl."
Momo/Winslow: "Did you like it?"
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WINSLOW: It says here that for you to inherit the fortune, you have to spend the weekend in the ancestral home, Abominable Manor.
HANNERS: That's no problem. I've been living in an abominable manner all my life.
WINSLOW: You busy-bodies have busied your last body.
HANNERS: OK, then, thank you, Mr. Know-It-All.
WINSLOW: I'd like to apply for a job as an usher.
HANNERS: What experience have you had?
WINSLOW: I've been in the dark for most of my life.
WINSLOW: Now, I would just like to point out that this thread is displaying a distinct tendency to become SILLY. Now, nobody likes a good laugh more than I do... except, perhaps pintsize... and some of his friends. Oh, yes, and Captain Johnson. Come to think of it, most people like a good laugh more than I do, but that's beside the point! I'm warning you NOT to get SILLY again! Right!
HANNERS: "Wann ist die Nurnstuck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Feier Hund der oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!" Das macht keinen Sinn!!!
:psyduck:
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WINSLOW: "Three more Nigerian investment requests incoming."
HANNERS: "OK. Send 'em the dummy account numbers, backtrack and transfer any funds you find into the offshore account that Station set up, then upload the viruses."
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WINSLOW: "Three more Nigerian investment requests incoming."
HANNERS: "OK. Send 'em the dummy account numbers, backtrack and transfer any funds you find into the offshore account that Station set up, then upload the viruses."
The only way this could be more of a win would be if it were true.
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Indeed :-D That'd be an entertaining storyline.
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I like to think of it as backstory that hasn't been confirmed yet. Headcanon if you will.
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As in, that was what she REALLY was talking about in that one comic, hey?
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Or leading up to that one comic, yes.
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HANNERS: "Has he updated the caption contest yet?"
WINSLOW: "No. Want me to refresh again?"
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^IDHG is female.
Winslow: "Why can't I sit here?"
Hanners: "Momo's spending the night there. I need to clean it once more. Angus.. had ... a boner.... there."
Winslow: "Thanks. Now I have a boner."
OR
Winslow: "Why do I have to move? I might fall!"
Hanners: "You know. An Apple never falls far from the sofa."