THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 15 Dec 2013, 13:39
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Good afternoon, all. COLD ENOUGH FOR YA
(http://i.imgur.com/3O258Wz.png) (http://imgur.com/3O258Wz)
Enjoy
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CLAIRE: BWRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP
FAYE: "Fantastic, coming along nicely."
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CLAIRE: BWRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP
FAYE: "Fantastic, coming along nicely."
I didn't know Claire was a chav.
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Faye: "Sorry, the fans have spoken, Claire you will continue to be shipped with Marten, until our Lord Jeph gives us a sign."
Claire: "I don't suppose WE have anything to say about this?"
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Magistrix Faye: "Congratulations dear, you appear to have achieved Human Summoning! Need to work on the spelling though."
Apprentice Claire: "All right! Now for the paddling pool full of chocolate sauce."
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FAYE: "Again!"
CLAIRE: "I am Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire! I own a mansion und a yacht!"
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Well, the Random comic option has entirely failed me, so...
CLAIRE: The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!
FAYE: By George, she's got it!
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FAYE: "Top ten opera lyrics, (http://www.cbs.com/shows/late_show/top_ten/138541/) sung by a library intern! Number Two!"
CLAIRE: "I'm often asked / If singing high and loud / Can actually break a glass / Of course, as a pro, my voice can shatter stuff / If I may demonstrate for you right nowwwwww ..."
(mugs shatter)
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Random comic, slightly paraphrased (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=696)
Faye: She, uh, had a little accident.
Claire: You try being used as a human shield by a scimitar-wielding monk and see how your bladder holds up!
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Faye: "Close your eyes and visualize inner peace."
Claire: "All I'm getting is butts."
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Faye: "Close your eyes and visualize inner peace."
Claire: "All I'm getting is butts."
FAYE: "Give peas a chance, then."
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Faye: "Good. This time, say it without the bitter undertones."
Claire: "Fine... I'M A PRETTY, PRETTY PRINCESS!"
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Faye: First you take the lid, then *carefully* stage it on to the cup. Then, only after you're assured a proper fit, only then do you push down on it being careful to do it evenly to all sides-
Claire: I DON'T NEED COFFEE CUP LESSONS! I'M SORRY I SPILLED MY LATTE!
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Random Mode, ENGAGE! (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=108)
CLAIRE: "Oh man, that is the worst bruise I have ever had! OW!"
FAYE: "Serves you right, playing a trick like that on an innocent girl such as me."
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Faye: "Congratulations, Claire, yours measures at about a foot longer than Martens."
Claire: "Can I open my eyes again?"
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Her hair, of course. :angel:
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I was thinking spleen but hair is also a good answer.
FAYE: I want to see how you measure up. Come along, then. Quickly. Head up. Don't slouch.
FAYE: [after using measuring tape] Just as I thought. Extremely punnicious and prone to jumping to conclusions.
CLAIRE: I am not!
FAYE: See for yourself.
CLAIRE: [reading tape measure] Extremely punnicious and pro....
FAYE: .. and prone to jumping to conclusions.
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A joke which is funny because the punchline could be Claire's trans status runs dangerously close to breaking the rules. A joke where that is the punchline definitely breaks the rules.
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Yes. In other words, "ahem".
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Oh, ambiguity, save me...?
I'm sorry about that, the internet has ruined me. For a moment I forgot the houserules about that topic.
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Which, of course, are in place to remind us that there may be real people sitting on the other side of the screen, with real names like Rhianne or heck, Claire, and real histories.
I'd insert a witty capture here, but my random-fu is failing me.
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I wouldn't even say houserules. The rules aren't there, because it's not okay to make jokes about this here , but because it's not okay in general.
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Okay, while I DO understand that people can be / are sensitive about this and I DO understand that some topics are not to be made fun of, I'm still a bit baffled.
I've been here for the entirety of the Claire-discussions when they first arose during the lakehouse party arc, so I think I learned quite a few things and have grown to be much more understanding of the people involved.
However, I also DO think that there is a difference between a cruel jape and a crude joke.
Maybe I should ask for this to be deleted so it doesn't end up as another boiling-pot-discussion. :-\
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Back to random mode... (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=546)
FAYE: "Did you just grab my ass?"
CLAIRE: "If I say no does it mean I get to now?"
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Faye: "Congratulations, we have our winner!"
Claire: "Ah ahm tha greatest! The best there ever was!"
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Joining in the random train (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2259) :roll: With some modifications :roll:
Faye: "He only goes for tall women."
Claire: "Well, may be I'll wear platforms heels."
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Not random. I went hunting. (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2198)
FAYE: "... and people dress up all old-timey except with gears and goggles and ... "
CLAIRE: "God DAMN it!"
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(thoughtful mod mode)You're not in trouble. I don't think for an instant that you meant to cause pain but crude jokes in mixed company will have that effect. It's a very real thing. You're a DHB, DHBs avoid things like that.
The mods have actually gotten "don't walk on eggshells" advice from a trans activist but we still want to ring alarm bells before the line gets crossed.
I'm available for PM if you have more questions!
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Faye: "Can you touch your hands together with your eyes closed?"
Claire: "For the last time, I dropped something once, I'm not Cosette!"
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Dank, hollow bratwurst? Dirigible-holding basement?
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Decent Human Being?
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That makes more sense.
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Faye: "D.H.B."
Claire: "Aber ich möchte nicht eine Hausfrau sein!"
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CLAIRE: "We have blueberry, raspberry, ginseng, sleepy time, green tea, green tea with lemon, green tea with lemon and honey, liver disaster, ginger with honey, ginger without honey, vanilla almond, white truffel, blueberry chamomile, vanilla walnut, constant comment and... earl grey. "
FAYE: "It's still called COFFEE of Doom, Pilgrim! Again!"
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O-kay let's try again with the SECOND IMAGE:
(http://i.imgur.com/80h9rj7.png) (http://imgur.com/80h9rj7)
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MOMO: Most of these captions will imply we're about to get sexy in some way...
HANNERS: OH GOD FLUI-- Nevermind you're a robot. Lets go.
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Momo: Omelette du fromage. . .
Hanners: Oh my GOD!! SHE'S STUCK ON MEME!!!
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Random Comic (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1658) ...not
Hannelore: I've...never been with a robot before...
Momo: I promise I'll be gentle.
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Momo: Help me obi-wan kenobi, you're my only hope!
Hanners: How did you find me!?
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MOMO. "You show up in other people's apartments, sneak looks at them having sexytimes -- oh, don't deny it -- and try to maneuver them into relationshops and 'a reasonable number of babies,' whatever that is, snoop in their sex toys and you freak out about YOUR personal space? Really?"
WINSLOW (behind door): "WHAT are you doing with that OTHER computer?"
Edit: Fixed "behink." Should know better about using tiny keyboard where spelling counts.
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Momo: "You have a beetle in your nose. Let me pull it out."
Hannelore: "Aughh!"
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Random Comic (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1658)
Hannelore: I've...never been with a robot before...
Momo: I promise I'll be gentle.
Random my butt. :P
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I share your skepticism, jwhouk :police:
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Momo: "Quick, take your glucosamine before your elbow starts screaming in pain!"
Elbow: "Too late!"
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Mono: "I've had a glimpse of the future - everybody fucks. Except you."
Hanners: "What!?!"
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CLAIRE: "We have blueberry, raspberry, ginseng, sleepy time, green tea, green tea with lemon, green tea with lemon and honey, liver disaster, ginger with honey, ginger without honey, vanilla almond, white truffel, blueberry chamomile, vanilla walnut, constant comment and... earl grey. "
FAYE: "It's still called COFFEE of Doom, Pilgrim! Again!"
Love that movie.
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Random Comic Attempt #2 (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=825)
MOMO: "Really? Wow, what kinda jerk would leave YOU hangin' like that?"
HANNELORE: "Oh, it wasn't on purpose. I don't think he even realizes he did it."
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Random comic, first try: (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2579)
Momo: and she had this giant hairy mole right by her-
Hanners: OKAY, ENOUGH, THANK YOU
...Or is it better with the characters switched?
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Actually, either works really. Depends on who you think they're referring to and why. :P
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Hannelore: "This can't be happening. This just CAN'T be happening!"
Momo: "Ooooh, Sousuuuuke-kuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun..."
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MOMO: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Hannelore: I think so but do I really need two tongues?
:psyduck:
MOMO: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Hannelore: Oh, I'd have to say the odds of that are terribly slim.
MOMO: True.
Hannelore: I mean, really, when have I ever been pondering what you've been pondering?
MOMO: To my knowledge, never.
Hannelore: Exactly. So, what are the chances that this time, I'm pondering what you're pondering?
MOMO: Next to nil.
Hannelore: Well, that's exactly what I'm thinking, too.
MOMO:Therefore, you ARE pondering what I'm pondering.
Hannelore: I guess I am.
Hannelore+MOMO: Little Hatsssssss.
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MOMO: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Hannelore: I think so but do I really need two tongues?
:psyduck:
MOMO: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Hannelore: Oh, I'd have to say the odds of that are terribly slim.
MOMO: True.
Hannelore: I mean, really, when have I ever been pondering what you've been pondering?
MOMO: To my knowledge, never.
Hannelore: Exactly. So, what are the chances that this time, I'm pondering what you're pondering?
MOMO: Next to nil.
Hannelore: Well, that's exactly what I'm thinking, too.
MOMO:Therefore, you ARE pondering what I'm pondering.
Hannelore: I guess I am.
Hannelore+MOMO: Little Hatsssssss.
Your avatar goes astonishingly well with this entry. A winnah, for sure.