I don't get athiesm.
How can someone believe so strongly in not believing in anything?
I don't get athiesm.
How can someone believe so strongly in not believing in anything?
Yeah bro I know the difference between nihilism and atheism.
Guys, when did we actually start paying attention to what Darryl posts? He will go into a thread, post a glib statement and everyone gets annoyed at him for it and he replies with "guys, I wasn't being serious, jeez. None of my post are actually serious". We have seen this before, his post about putting less effort into posting was obviously supposed to be facetious (but I think it didn't quite work), so just ignore him and be done with it.
Personally I will start taking Darryl seriously when he stops trying to be tommy so much.
Personally I will start taking Darryl seriously when he stops trying to be tommy so much.(http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/7582/burnicetext13.jpg)
Nothing against Tommy, I actually rather like him. But I like to think that I am not trying to emulate anybody, and am being uniquely myself, as idiotic as that self may be.
I humbly request you and anybody else refrain from making such an accusation in the future.
I just watched like, 30 minutes of Cooking with Randy and Mandy online because of that. Dammit.dont forget superdude!
For one thing, Tommy seems to make everybody like him by being consistently nice to people,
Trailer For Every Oscar-Winning Movie Ever (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbhrz1-4hN4&feature=player_embedded)
I dont know whats funnier, Obama checking her out or Sarkozy's reaction.
Sarkozy's reaction, definitely (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbifTbJtgJA)
Hopscotch Rug
Anyone want to play?
Trailer For Every Oscar-Winning Movie Ever (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbhrz1-4hN4&feature=player_embedded)
14 Confined/Trapped in a low oxygen environmnet
43 - Hot Tap Water
899 - Fall From House Furniture
274 accidental hanging or strangulation
Oh man being old is depressing
sexy ladies
sexy ladies
those are some sexy ladies
Thankyou for that. I was in the process of doing it...
Thankyou for that. I was in the process of doing it...
Oh shit I am sorry I postblocked you Eliza :(
Canada grrrl is my favorite and now subsequently my facebook picture :mrgreen:
MEANWHILE IN JENS
I have sent her & a couple of the others to my tattooist. I may well be getting them done in 3 weeks. In hindsight, just having one as a profile pic may be a more sensible & cheaper option.
MEANWHILE IN JENS
What role defines you, Christoph Waltz? (http://youtube.com/watch?v=kUbGcRJUDu0)
This is not a photograph (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrtaMTYBU-A)
Fucked up Gorillaz fanart
weighs a whopping 225 lbs., or more than every iPod ever made, combined."
weighs a whopping 225 lbs., or more than every iPod ever made, combined."
Wait what.
(http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q78/ESpaceman/apple.png)
EDIT: Oh and in case you didn't work it out on yr own, yes I want it, so bad
http://www.lazertits.com/
NSFW I suppose(but lazers are awesome)
This is probably the wrong thread but what the hellassballs is going on with Lady Gaga's new video? Like, man. There is no point to that video.
This is probably the wrong thread but what the hellassballs is going on with Lady Gaga's new video? Like, man. There is no point to that video.
Chatroulette piano improv GO (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32vpgNiAH60&feature=player_embedded)
Chatroulette piano improv GO (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32vpgNiAH60&feature=player_embedded)
I think they're both dudes.
...Juggaylos?
...Juggaylos?
http://xf1.xanga.com/b27f754230334249144849/b197644191.jpg
What I want to know is, where are all the photos of her from?
Lady Gaga made listenable (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1930658)
Fantasy League
I dunno.
What. How would a zombie beat a vampire that don't make no sense.Because they're so goddamn awesome
Nor a griffin beating a yeti.
Nor a griffin beating a yeti.
I wish my dentist was a cougar (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_disparity_in_sexual_relationships#Slang_terms)
what (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuhASKuXI-U&)
(http://www.abominable.cc/comics/2010-03-10.jpg)
Fat Bottomed Girls (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDhP4jtrF58) make the rockin' world go round.
But I love chocolate chip cookie dough
yaaay
Can't do that with your fancy mp3's, can you?
But I love chocolate chip cookie dough
I don't know but she is wearing a black flag t-shirt.
The guy who everybody thought was the Chatroulette piano improv guy (but wasn't) does some Chatroulette piano improv (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,23454.0.html).
wtf
Does it look like I care?
(http://i.imgur.com/Ibp57.gif)
Childrens' Drawings Re-painted by Adults (http://www.buzzfeed.com/mathieus/what-would-a-childs-drawing-look-like-if-it-8q4)
esploding gif
the hell was that all about?! :-o
Here's the video (http://youtube.com/watch?v=gbG75akOvBo)esploding gif
the hell was that all about?! :-o
If I'm going to guess, it looks like grenade assisted breach training/demo and someone forgot to take the fuel out of the bus.
Whoops
And now, for a limited time, you can own one
And now, for a limited time, you can own one
yoink!I could never see those dumb "3d" things.
edit
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img]http://www.blogcdn.com/www.comicsalliance.com/media/2010/03/xmen-pbf.jpg[/imgThat one's almost as old as the internet.
(http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u60/daschakal/Deep_Diver___by_Randis_by_randis.jpg) (http://randis.deviantart.com/art/Deep-Diver-by-Randis-135846915)
Guys, you need to board stronger.
Example: Hot Chip have a new video out and it is AMAZING. You must watch all the way to the end though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GOZjlwIwfk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GOZjlwIwfk)
gif dump
http://i48.tinypic.com/28uied3.gif
My name is Isaac Horowitz, I'm a male witch, a warlock and I need to spend some time with you... P.S. I play Dungeons and Dragons. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKRV6Mpm6cw)What the hell
On a side note, is there actually a set abbreviation in place for Christian Rap? I've been trying to think of my own and am having trouble thinking of some.
Chrap? Gospit? C-Rap?
... Crap?
New Photoshop is scary. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH0aEp1oDOI&feature=player_embedded)
[taco from hell]
That girl needs a real hobby. But the books are quite impressive, I can't even manage one for more than a few seconds and I'm meant to be a dancer.
Mmmm bondage
For math nerds: Nature by Numbers (http://vimeo.com/9953368)
Lady Gaga - Telephone (Chatroulette Version) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qBFNaA7u1E)
Alien vs. Pooh (http://godxiliary.com/alienvspooh/Medium/)
Alien Vs. Pooh (http://godxiliary.com/alienvspooh/Medium/)
(http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u60/daschakal/beardgagatelephone.png)
His reaction was the best.
There once was a young person named Red Riding Hood who lived with her mother on the edge of a large wood. One day her mother asked her to take a basket of fresh fruit and mineral water to her grandmother's house--not because this was womyn's work, mind you, but because the deed was generous and helped engender a feeling of community. Furthermore, her grandmother was not sick, but rather was in full physical and mental health and was fully capable of taking care of herself as a mature adult.
So Red Riding Hood set off with her basket through the woods. Many people believed that the forest was a foreboding and dangerous place and never set foot in it. Red Riding Hood, however, was confident enough in her own budding sexuality that such obvious Freudian imagery did not intimidate her.
On the way to Grandma's house, Red Riding Hood was accosted by a wolf. who asked her what was in her basket. She replied, "Some healthful snacks for my grandmother, who is certainly capable of taking care of herself as a mature adult."
The wolf said, "You know, my dear, it isn't safe for a little girl to walk through these woods alone."
Red Riding Hood said, "I find your sexist remark offensive in the extreme, but I will ignore it because of your traditional status as an outcast from society, the stress of which has caused you to develop your own, entirely valid, worldview. Now, if you'll excuse me, I must be on my way."
Red Riding Hood walked on along the main path. But, because his status outside society had freed him from slavish adherence to linear, Western-style thought, the wolf knew a quicker route to Grandma's house. He burst into the house and ate Grandma, an entirely valid course of action for a carnivore such as himself. Then, unhampered by rigid, traditionalist notions of what was masculine or feminine, he put on Grandma's nightclothes and crawled into bed.
Red Riding Hood entered the cottage and said, "Grandma, I have brought you some fatfree, sodium-free snacks to salute you in your role of a wise and nurturing matriarch."
From the bed, the wolf said softly, "Come closer, child, so that I might see you."
Red Riding Hood said, "Oh, I forgot you are as optically challenged as a bat. Grandma, what big eyes you have!"
"They have seen much, and forgiven much, my dear."
"Grandma, what a big nose you have, only relatively, of course, and certainly attractive in its own way."
"It has smelled much, and forgiven much, my dear."
"Grandma, what big teeth you have!"
The wolf said, "I am happy with who I am and what I am," and leaped out of bed. He grabbed Red Riding Hood in his claws, intent on devouring her. Red Riding Hood screamed, not out of alarm at the wolf's apparent tendency toward crossdressing, but because of his willful invasion of her personal space.
Her screams were heard by a passing woodchopperperson (or log-fuel technician, as he preferred to be called). When he burst into the cottage, he saw the melee and tried to intervene. But as he raised his ax, Red Riding Hood and the wolf both stopped.
"And just what do you think you're doing?" asked Red Riding Hood.
The woodchopper-person blinked and tried to answer, but no words came to him.
"Bursting in here like a Neanderthal, trusting your weapon to do your thinking for you!" she exclaimed. "Sexist! Speciesist! How dare you assume that womyn and wolves can't solve their own problems without a man's help!"
When she heard Red Riding Hood's impassioned speech, Grandma jumped out of the wolf's mouth, seized the woodchopperperson's ax, and cut his head off. After this ordeal, Red Riding Hood, Grandma, and the wolf felt a certain commonality of purpose. They decided to set up an alternative household based on mutual respect and cooperation, and they lived together in the woods happily ever after.
Little Red Riding Hood was packing her things. Her mother asked, "Where are you going, Lil' Red?"
Red said, "To grandma's."
Her mother said, "Okay, but watch out for the Big Bad Wolf. He'll pull up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties and freak your little red socks off."
Lil' Red replied, "Don't worry, I've got a gun."
So about a mile down the road, Lil' Red met the Three Little Pigs. They asked where she was going and she said, "Grandma's house."
The Pigs warned, "Watch out for the Big Bad Wolf. He'll pull up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties and freak your little red socks off!"
She told them, "Don't worry, I've got a gun."
About two more miles down the road, the Big Bad Wolf leapt out of the forest and grabbed Lil' Red. He shouted "Ha! I finally caught you!"
And she cried, "Don't tell me you're gonna pull up my little red dress, pull down my little red panties and freak my little red socks off."
"Yes I am," said the Wolf, drooling.
"No, you ain't," said Little Red.
"What do you mean," said the Wolf, taken aback.
Lil' Red pulled up her little red dress, pulled down her little red panties, pulled out her big silver gun and said, "Nope, you're gonna eat me like it says in the book.
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That bird snake thing is horrible and I am now sad. :c
[Vader's ride]
pony
More dumpan
(http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/5008/stupiddog.jpg)
That bird snake thing is horrible and I am now sad. :c
THEY SHOULD'VE JUST SHOWED BOOBS >:C
Children's Choir sings Still Alive (http://gamevideos.1up.com/video/id/28652)
Metaphorslap.gif
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Cookies
Is it sad that I've read that comic?
It's cool, I still don't get it
Oswald is Penguin, Victor is Mr. Freeze, and I think Selina is Catwoman? Not having read the comics I can't remember much, I think Pamela might be Poison Ivy, but I have no clue who Waylon is. I've seen the name somewhere, probably in Arkham Asylum, but I don't remember what he's connected to...wait...Killer Croc?
(http://media.cakecentral.com/modules/coppermine/albums/userpics/59041/RUcookies.jpg)
Wil Wheaton and his shirt.
Galactic Empire State of Mind (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1931187)hahaha awesome!
That looks... crispy. What is it?
I got to test one of those. Also, I'm pretty sure they've been selling those here for awhile.
(http://media.cakecentral.com/modules/coppermine/albums/userpics/59041/RUcookies.jpg)
That would actually be kind of excellent. You could download Twister as an app, and DDR. Steve Jobs I hope you are reading this...
Heart disease wrapped in a piece of paper? Mmm! Sounds delicious!
Also in similar news: WANT. (http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/iCade.shtml?icpg=Carousel_iCade_1)
That looks... crispy. What is it?The Double Down "Sandwich" (http://www.avclub.com/articles/kfcs-double-down-sandwich,32804/).
Palin
No, Montana. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bitterroot_National_Forest)(http://www.posters.com/i/c/503983_Hannah-Montana.jpg)
kung fu hustle
old spice ad (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE)haha I love that commercial. Its genius.
I loved that movie.
whine.
Man, Pointless Thread, I've been getting disappointed with you lately. There have been lots of webcomic reposts here. EVERYONE reads xkcd and Penny Arcade and Achewood and Overcompensating and etc. & etc. There's no need for webcomic posts here -- this is the pointless thread, not the "hey guys I think this is funny and even though everyone can access this via a simple .com or .net url, I'm going to repost it!" thread.
Secondly, to my 2nd point, there have been a lot of reposts in this thread lately. I don't come to this thread to chuckle at funny pictures / themes / memes / ani-gifs I've seen a few times before. I come to this thread to LMFAO at zero-day funny pictures / themes / memes / ani-gifs I've never seen before. (Plus, work blocks 4chan.)
Pointless thread, you've been doing some serious WEAK BOARDING lately. SACK UP.
(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/151030-1/Katy_Perry_slime_facial.gif)
I don't know who that is, I don't know what it's from, but I love it.
Horrible (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvRWUCfAPs0&feature=related) Histories (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjeqRHdBwkY&feature=relatedl)!
If preventing repetition is your goal Emaline you might want to keep in mind that you were complaining on the previous page as well.
Nah it was a april fools joke by think geek
I had hoped it was her but I didn't dare dream.I don't know who that is, I don't know what it's from, but I love it.
It is Katy Perry, from the Kids Choice Awards on Nick
That's one extreme close-up.
Did we disturb it while it was washing its hair?
How is watching that depressing? I mean I found the music pretty dull but I was listening to Cradle of Filth when I was 11. I'm fairly certain the 8 year old, Finnish me would have loved the shit out of Jee Hevisaurus.
That's one extreme close-up.
Did we disturb it while it was washing its hair?
No, it's still sleeping. The droplets accumulate by condensation through the night. It's like a hangover if you're really tiny, I guess?
That's a very interesting website. Too bad it seems to be 80% /b/tards though.
(http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u60/daschakal/47ce75504c3d807_animal.jpg)
The Road (http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/9/2010/04/500x_left_4_oz.jpg)
Yeah, but people were weighing in on her, and that's not cool. At least buy her dinner first.
HELL (http://www.swfme.com/view/1046212)
THE WORLD NEEDS MORE PICTURES OF TURTLES EATING THINGS
I think it's time to break out this old chestnut again (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ia8A81zwC_E&feature=related).THE WORLD NEEDS MORE PICTURES OF TURTLES EATING THINGS
it is a thing!
http://www.turtleseatingthings.com/
Lisa, MacGuyver, Doc Brown, Mr. T, & Jack Burton: League of Extraordinary Gentlemen: America 1988I would read that comic religiously.
FUCK YOU EDISON I AM AFRAID OF SPIDERS
We have several of those living in our bathroom. We call them Horror Legs. The last one we killed with an improvised flamethrower. They're fast and tough. It was like re-enacting Aliens or something.
[img]bigass cat picture[img]
What if... David Lynch made a movie about Goofy? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7baCckh-XE)
You were Scarred?
Is there an actual website link for the crow comic?
Francis hates things (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kc9f-VVQK3k)
NO.
"Eagerly busting their fresh asses"
Philly Craigslist post
Unicorn
Robits
(http://imgur.com/LTDfM.gif)
Kseniya Simonova (http://gogeometry.com/wonder_world/kseniya_simonova_ukraine_got_talent_2009.htm)
Trust and beards explained. (http://pixelspread.com/images/beards_trust_2.jpg)
Official Robot Unicorn Attack t-shirt (http://www.adultswimshop.com/cat/Robot-Unicorn-Attack-Chase-Your-Dreams-Shirt.html).
Hell. Yeah.
I think that comes under the preserve of "philosopher"
http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/7748/oliviamunncircusad.jpg
Dave Gorman and Keyboard Choir (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnvpEjV_MKs)
WTFCNN (http://wtfcnn.com/)
For those of you frustrated when CNN feels tiger woods dick is more important than people dying.
(http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/7748/oliviamunncircusad.jpg)(http://i39.tinypic.com/2dm82er.jpg)
I really hate gifs where the punchline is domestic violence.
Ditto. Why is it even supposed to be funny? On this other forum (which is admittedly mostly inhabited by morons), someone posted a gif of a guy sneaking up on a girl, smacking her ass, and as she cries out, he stuffs her face with a pie. They laughed for pages about how "epic" and "win" that was. I don't post there anymore.
http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/7748/oliviamunncircusad.jpg
PETA, the Evony of animal rights organizations.
[Awesome Metroid Cosplay]
[Awesome Metroid Cosplay]
While that really is awesome, wouldn't the lights shining on the mask in front of her make it really hard to see out?
When you look at American students from Asian countries---
Mr Rogers, an evil evil man? Fox thinks so. (http://www.prosebeforehos.com/government_employee/04/29/fox-news-calls-mr-rogers-evil/)
photo taken by my friend sara, who is currently living in hong kong
It's Finnish in case your wondering
The True English Poetry Party (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8VvMZIH004&feature=player_embedded)
[Harry Potter Picture]
iPad steering-wheel mount (http://www.steering-wheel-ipad.com/)That totally doesn't sound like a bad idea at all.
Gyrados story
iPad steering-wheel mount (http://www.steering-wheel-ipad.com/)That totally doesn't sound like a bad idea at all.
iPad steering-wheel mount (http://www.steering-wheel-ipad.com/)
Cool story, but I still can't figure out what the kid is applying for. He doesn't have the minimum pectoral girth.
Starring super-notorious musclebound punk/metaldudes Glenn Danzig and Henry Rollins (with a little help from super-notorious soft-rockdudes Hall and Oates) Henry & Glenn Forever is a love story to end all love stories! The premise of this Cantankerous Titles-released comic is explained at the front of the zine: “Henry and Glenn are very good 'friends.' They are also 'room mates.' Daryl and John live next door. They are satanists.” What follows is ultra-metal violence and cryfest diary entries, cringing self-doubt and mega-hilarious emo-meltdowns. Who knew Danzig was such a vulnerable, self-conscious sweety-pie? Who knew Rollins was such a caring spouse? Who knew Hall and Oates were so infernally evil—yet so considerate? Well, illustrating/writing team Igloo Tornado (featuring super-awesome comixdude Tom Neely) did and they kicked down 64 fully-illustrated pages with it. Genius on all fronts. Terrifyingly cute. Cutely terrifying. As the real-life Rollins says, quoted on the back cover, “Has Glenn seen this? Trust me, he would not be impressed.”
iPad steering-wheel mount (http://www.steering-wheel-ipad.com/)
Cool story, but I still can't figure out what the kid is applying for. He doesn't have the minimum pectoral girth.
"the punchline is machismo" its a webcomic about a work agency for excessivly manly men from videogames.
iPad steering-wheel mount (http://www.steering-wheel-ipad.com/)That totally doesn't sound like a bad idea at all.
I believe he was being sarcastic.
(http://robot6.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Neely_HG4ever_cover_web.jpg)
2002 Ford Focus pitch.
AWABWBABWBABWBAWBABWBABWBABWBABWBAWAWAWBABWBABWWA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXxRaMg_mOE&feature=player_embedded)
AWABWBABWBABWBAWBABWBABWBABWBABWBAWAWAWBABWBABWWA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXxRaMg_mOE&feature=player_embedded)
BRONTESAURUS!!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NKXNThJ610&feature=player_embedded#!)
The greatest quarrels do not always rise From deepest injuries. We often see That what would never move another's spleen Renders the choleric your worst of foes. Observe how lightly children squabble.--Why? Because they're govern'd by a feeble mind. Women, like children, too, are impotent, And weak of soul. A single word, perhaps, Has kindled all this enmity between them.
PAM. Go, Parmeno, and let them know I'm come.
(_Noise within._) PAR. Ha! what's all this?
PAM. Hush!
PA R. I perceive a bustle, And running to and fro.--Come this way, Sir! --To the door!--nearer still!--There, there, d'ye hear? (_Noise continues._)
PAM. Peace; hush! (_Shriek within._) Oh Jupiter, I heard a shriek!
PAR. You talk yourself, and bid me hold my tongue.
MYRRHINA (_within_). Hush,my dear child, for Heaven's sake!
PAM. It seem'd The voice of my wife's mother. I am ruin'd!
PAR. How so?
PAM. Undone!
PAR. And why?
PAM. Ah, Parmeno, They hide some terrible misfortune from me!
PAR. They said your wife Philumena was ill: Whether 'tis that, I can not tell.
PAM. Death, Sirrah!
AWABWBABWBABWBAWBABWBABWBABWBABWBAWAWAWBABWBABWWA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXxRaMg_mOE&feature=player_embedded)I see your AWABWB and I raise you a TROLOLOLO (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NPdVpx5CgE&feature=player_embedded)
http://af·ter·clap (āf'tər-klāp')
n. An unexpected, often unpleasant sequel to a matter that had been considered closed.
malapert \MAL-uh-purt\, adjective:
1. Unbecomingly bold or saucy.
noun:
1. A malapert person.
"There never was a man so plagued as I am with a malapert knave! The fellow is shrewd, and I have found him faithful —I believe he loves me too, and he has given proofs of it—but then he is so uplifted in his own conceit, so self-willed and so self-opinioned, that he seems to become the master and I the man— and whatever blunder he commits, he is sure to make as loud complaints, as if the whole error lay with me, and in no degree with himself."
-- Sir Walter Scott, The fortunes of Nigel, Volume 1
To this end I should have sent it off much sooner, had it not been for the account of some malapert agent who attempted to slander and condemn the work coming my way most unexpectedly at the very moment when I was finishing my perusal thereof.
-- Jan Trefulka, A Czech Fairy Tale
Malapert relates to the Old French mal apert, "ill-skilled," which means malapert and expert share a common ancestor.
(http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/11/scoobydoow.jpg)wait what
I think I posted this in the old one long ago, but I happened upon it again.
Pic of woman with cat
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THIS GUY:
"I am extremely applauded" ... er, what?Appalled?
Spongebob Homosexualfornicator pants
Meet the sloths! (http://laughingsquid.com/the-aviaros-del-caribe-sloth-sanctuary/)
I went there last summer! My girlfriend at the time worked there for a while.
I pet those sloths.
175 Bottlecap mines + Super Mutant Behemoth = Fun (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbjDLLu5-oo)
How big is the bottle?
What does that say? The infinite sum of one divided by two to the power of...?
http://yourworldoftext.com/ (http://yourworldoftext.com/)
If you check the upper right corner, there's a menu that enables coordinates.
I found the Pokemon theme on -6,-6. What did you find?
Here's another alphabet (http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/03/25/the-most-badass-alphabet-ever)
All are the pictures are awesome.
One of my favorite hacks at last weekend’s Music Hack Day is Tristan’s Swinger. The Swinger is a bit of python code that takes any song and makes it swing. It does this be taking each beat and time-stretching the first half of each beat while time-shrinking the second half. It has quite a magical effect. Some examples:
A little girl wentAnd what does that little girl look like now?
to her bedroom and pulled a glass jelly jar from its hiding place in the closet..
She poured the change out on the floor and counted it carefully. Three
times, even. The total had to be exactly perfect. No chance here for mistakes.
Carefully placing the coins back in the jar and twisting on the cap, she
slipped out the back door and made her way 6 blocks to Rexall's Drug Store with
the big red Indian Chief sign above the door.
She waited patiently for
the pharmacist to give her some attention, but he was too busy at this moment.
Tess twisted her feet to make a scuffing noise. Nothing. She cleared her throat
with the most disgusting sound she could muster. No
good. Finally she took a
quarter from her jar and banged it on the glass counter. That did it!
'And what do you want?' the pharmacist asked in an annoyed tone of
voice. I'm talking to my brother from Chicago whom I haven't seen in ages,' he
said without waiting for a reply to his question.
'Well, I want to talk
to you about my brother,' Tess answered back in the same annoyed tone. 'He's
really, really sick....and I want to buy a miracle.'
'I beg your pardon?'
said the pharmacist.
'His name is Andrew and he has something bad
growing inside his head and my Daddy says only a miracle can save him now. So how
much does a miracle cost?'
'We don't sell miracles here, little girl.
I'm sorry but I can't help you,' the pharmacist said, softening a little.
'Listen, I have the money to pay for it. If it isn't enough, I will get
the rest. Just tell me how much it costs.'
The pharmacist's brother was
a well dressed man. He stooped down and asked the little girl, 'What kind of a
miracle does your brother need?'
' I don't know,' Tess replied with her
eyes welling up. I just know he's really sick and Mommy says he needs an
operation. But my Daddy can't pay for it, so I want to use my money.'
'How much do you have?' asked the man from Chicago .
'One dollar
and eleven cents,' Tess answered barely audible.
'And it's all the money
I have, but I can get some more if I need to.'
'Well, what a
coincidence,' smiled the man. 'A dollar and eleven cents---the exact price of a
miracle for little brothers.'
He took her money in one hand and with
the other hand he grasped her mitten and said 'Take me to where you live. I want
to see your brother and meet your parents. Let's see if I have the miracle you need.'
That well-dressed man
was Dr. Carlton Armstrong, a surgeon,
specializing in neuro-surgery. The operation was completed free of charge and it
wasn't long until Andrew was home again and doing well.
Mom and Dad were
happily talking about the chain of events that had led them to this place..
'That surgery,' her Mom whispered. 'was a real miracle.. I wonder how
much it would have cost?'
Tess smiled. She knew exactly how much a
miracle cost...one dollar and eleven cents...plus the faith of a little child.
[stuff about god cut out]
Brad Paisley to Black Flag in only 3 steps? And it involves William Shatner? WTF?
sophisticated swine
Loud mouth women
Actually it must obviously has no records of Albini's engineering work because I just did one (Broken Social Scene->Shellac in 15 steps) that went through Pat Smear to Nirvana then on through some more stuff before finally ending back up on the old familiar Ministry connection.If they included production / mastering / mixing work there would be far fewer steps on most of the entered queries.
Shit, I can do that. Please tell me you are joking. Henry Rollins did "I can't get behind that" on Shatner's Has Been, which features the closing track "Real"(which is actually right after Rollins' song), that Brady Paisley sings on. So please tell me you are joking, because that one is super easy and obvious.*
*I should probably add that I am madly madly madly in love with both Henry Rollins and William Shatner
Wait, so because you have a crush on two of the three links in that chain means everyone is expected to have encyclopedic knowledge about all of them?
I mean I love Henry Rollins as much as the next guy and actually made the shatner/rollins connection but come on, that's a little harsh
If you don't like me, ignore my posts! Its so easy!>Implying this isn't what most of the regulars do
If you don't like me, ignore my posts! Its so easy!>Implying this isn't what most of the regulars do
Also maybe I am one of them grammar nazi's but STOP MISUSING THE APOSTROPHE IT IS ALREADY OVER-BURDENED.
If you don't like me, ignore my posts! Its so easy!>Implying this isn't what most of the regulars do
>Implying that you aren't a regular since you aren't ignoring my posts
FUCK, WHO IS IT TAKEN BY?batman...because his PARENTS ARE DEAD!!!!
Stupidity collected. (http://www.fstdt.net/Default.aspx)
As I predicted you like banging the rape drum. Yes, I know that rape is bad but you have to admit that there are a lot of worse things, like terminal disease, loss of a limb, or despair. I know it’s humiliating but when it’s over it’s over, not like cancer.
Yes, a Christian woman suffers less from rape than another woman. Are you asking me if I think rapists should go after Christian women? Well if they do they will be faced with the strength and will of the Lord and may even come to His side when they see how little their pathetic abuse can do to a woman of faith!
No you didn’t misunderstand about why rape is a sin. It makes no sense for it to be a sin for a man to rape his wife since a man can’t rape his wife. It’s just not logical, like stealing your own car or pocking your own pocket.
Maybe you got raped and enjoy harping on it. Well the whole world doesn’t revolve around you. Get over it, clear your head and come to God.
No, God's Penis is not a biological organ. I never said God's Penis was the same as man's penis. Obviously it wouldn't be. That is why I pointed out God has a Holy, Righteous Penis. That is to say, it's not the same as man's corrupted, fleshy one.
As I said when this subject first came up, once again: Penises are not just for sex & peeing. It is only because man is evil that he thinks of penises exclusively in those terms.
Man is made in the image of God the Father. That is the primary reason why man has a penis.
You cannot insert your evil prejudicial ideas of man's penis onto God - which is exactly what you are doing. God's Penis is not equal to man's penis. It's really not hard to understand.
Trust me I believe the bible and every word in it. The guy who rejects Gods Word by attacking the Bible will have his just rewards. Many people wonder why men and women love childred and can’t help themselves. They wonder why there is so many so called pedophiles. But know one stop to think that may be that it is normal. I mean obviously God did not object to a man marrying a young girl. As long as you were married the bed was considered undefiled. Even the Christian community has been brain washed by modern society to reject the bibles teaching. Why did God make little girls body’s ready to have a baby at puberty to just not use it. It is no more harmful than touching them on the head. They are tricked into thinking there harmed by society and psychologist who think there smater than God. Are you saying that if a 12 year old can have a baby physically, God made a mistake. The obvious is very clear. God does not object to the marriage of children. I didn’t say the rape and abduction of a child. God set explicit rules about sex. I myself will follow the rules and the laws of the land because I have no desire to be locked up. But these laws really contradict what God intended.
I don't like this Idea at all this is very distrubing! If these people all believed in the blood of Jesus would be one thing but a lot of them don't even believe ether that he exsisted or that he wasn't who he say he was, which is basically saying that he is a lier. This makes me furious when people do thing's like this, how can a muslim and a Jesus Christ follower have anything in common.(http://rr-bb.com/images/smilies/doh.gif)(http://rr-bb.com/images/smilies/tsk.gif)
Quotebanging the rape drum
[After making racist comments that were pointed out as such]
Racism. I don't believe this exists or ever did in N America unless brought by immigrants but YOU do.
Credibility is what you want it to be. If your narrow-minded prejudice prevents you from accepting that unfortunately, your ancestors probably didn't jump around vines with harems of beautiful semi-woman chimps while extracting dirty lice from each other's cooch, then it's a fault on your part - not mine.
Am i alone here but does anyone feel like beating up a Mormon there the reason why American fucking sucks there trying to censor us all.
Because it [primate] incorrectly classifies man in the same category as a monkey. If I made a definition that put man and dump trucks in the same ancestorial line doesn't mean that it'd be right... Just as humans are still Dump Trucks, right? Mobile, have motors, two round things on thier face and one input mechanism for air, both have gas and are full of garbage. Yep, humans are by definition, dump trucks.
Let's just say, you know for a fact that eating children is wrong. A great number of people believe as you do and we all acknowledge it in unity. Then there is a website that says that eating babies is fine that you don't need to "buy into it" and believe that eating babies is wrong. There is a couple of blogs that talk all day how liberating and fantastic eating children are. Now whoever listens to them think they are crazy and very wrong but a few listen to the intellect behind the reasoning, they listen to the argument. Let's say the argument says it's natural for many animals eat their young in nature, and people are just a part of the natural process or something like that. Some people buy into it and start doing it.
You struggle everyday as to why people think like that, they all must be crazy, what do they know that you don't? This goes on and on but after a while you get curious. You then start to go around thinking why you don't get to eat babies as others do and how some people demand that you don't, like your parents. Then one day you get an opportunity to do it but everything in your soul KNOWS it is wrong. You shake at the thought of eating that very young child. It's agonizing to you for quite a while, you cuss at yourself for having such insane thoughts!
One day you see a little 5 year old at some playground and you convince yourself that you have to know what it's like. You seize the moment and kidnap the child. You keep that child tied up for days agonizing whether you should do it or not. You almost feel yourself slipping away into insanity to the point you can't take it. So you get the nerve somehow, and do it. Then afterwords you say to yourself that it was too quick that you need to try it again to see if the feelings you had during were genuine. So flash ahead a month and you have done it many times and you now frequent places that do it and go online to websites that also do it and you feel a sense of a warm community. You struggle with the nightmares until they pass and you feel OK. You embrace the fact that you are now a baby eater and you and your new friends are OK with it. The struggle get's a little easier to accept the notion that eating babies is fine for the natural process. You teach you own kids that it is perfectly natural to eat babies. You start your own website that is called "Eat babies!" and you showcase your work.
Is this what an atheist goes through when they start to not believe in God? The stories of struggles, that I have heard, turning away from God are similar to this scenario. Many authors talk about the struggle they go through from belief to non belief. The agonizing pain it causes themselves as well as their families. Could atheists talk themselves into anything? The methodical erosion of ones values and morals can be so damaging, to the point that it's acceptable that"Atheists eat babies."
An atheist may still be moral and say murder and rape are wrong: but when asked why, they will not have a final reason or authority to which they can appeal.
[Regarding books from the horror, fantasy, and science fiction genres.]
I've had experience with some friends that read books like these. I wouldn't say that they were "possessed" however they acted much differently after reading these books. Some of the books that brought about this change did not even appear aesthetically evil until I noticed their effects. Ever since then I've avoided most books at all costs except of course the Bible. It seems to have been doing me some good because I have not been taken over by evil spirits yet.
From where did this strange man named Barack Hussein Obama come, and how did he rise from obscurity? Twelve years ago, in the year 1997, while Barack Obama was being groomed and prepped for his position as President of the United States, three amazing things happened. In that year of 1997, Tony Blair, the occultist, was elected Prime Minister of Britain; Diana, Princess of Wales, died when the car she was in crashed into the thirteenth pillar of the roadway she was traveling on; and a new children’s book called Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone was published. That book by Janet K. Rowling and all her subsequent books became a part of an occult blueprint that would shape the hearts and minds of an entire generation to receive the Antichrist. Witchcraft was glorified in Rowling’s books as having a good side. It was a progressive brainwashing of good witchcraft triumphing over evil witchcraft. But it was all witchcraft, and it was all of Satan! Ministers of mainstream “Christianity” also jumped on that bandwagon, and thus, they touted “good” witchcraft.
Now we are going into our thirteenth year since the first Harry Potter book was published. The latest and most recent book in the series was made into a movie also, and it is scheduled to open in theaters everywhere on July 15th, 2009. The movie takes its title from the latest Harry Potter book and is entitled Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. It is more than strange and ominous that the United States of America for the first time in its history as a nation has a President that is a half-blood prince! (This is being academically stated and is not intended as a racial remark.) In the year 2010, President Obama is planning to be presented as the saviour of the planet. This is scheduled to coincide with the thirteenth year of the Harry Potter mania that has swept our world.
This bird still gets me. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjE0Kdfos4Y&NR=1&feature=fvwp)
Go to like 1:49
"Sex Can Be Fun!"my mind is blown
Our future overlords. BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHJJQ0zNNOM&feature=player_embedded)
This video is so ridiculous I dare you not to laugh (http://www.youtube.com/user/alexanderrybakvideo?blend=2&ob=4#p/a/u/0/o4sfh2u8cgU)oh god, creepy
yayyy surprise kitty is the best. I want that cat.It's an instinctive response. All kittens probably do that.
This video is so ridiculous I dare you not to laugh (http://www.youtube.com/user/alexanderrybakvideo?blend=2&ob=4#p/a/u/0/o4sfh2u8cgU)
In this game, you have to scream before you lose. (http://technology.todaysbigthing.com/2010/02/05)
Jace you are a terrible person.pretty much
yeah what's with all the gruesome images of dead people? it's really upsetting and not funny at all. stop shitting up the forum please.
This video is so ridiculous I dare you not to laugh (http://www.youtube.com/user/alexanderrybakvideo?blend=2&ob=4#p/a/u/0/o4sfh2u8cgU)
simpsons new intro is now kesha's tik tok (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s-P1zeeeMQ)
QuoteSuperwatchmenjail
(http://pics.blameitonthevoices.com/052010/im_a_shaaaark.jpg)
holy shit: lego printer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zX09WnGU6ZY)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQKU87s8xZU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQKU87s8xZU)
I've seen that video before a while ago. It wasn't identified as a safe sex ad back then, somehow I'm guessing this is like those chain letters that pick up additional "facts" as it's passed around.
On a related note, I like these (http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/4536/protection2.jpg) two (http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/4803/protection1.jpg) a whole lot better (NSFW)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQKU87s8xZU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQKU87s8xZU)http://youtube.com/watch?v=cw_GIBfuZ3Y
On a related note, I like these (http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/4536/protection2.jpg) two (http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/4803/protection1.jpg) a whole lot better (NSFW)
those are glorious.
(http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/6883/silversurferjerk.jpg)
(http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/9199/500x0603potn.jpg)
I think maybe I have the comic this is in.
(http://www.pinkraygun.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Galactic-Lord-Corset.jpg)
If you have not seen today's Penny Arcade, it's pretty brilliant:
http://Dexter/Dexter's Lab.jpg
oh my sex
This is how you play the natal (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Jm0KKa6wACQ)
BRAWL
I kinda like this slow-mo water balloon shot (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kag4tU6B3yc) promoted on that page. :evil:
Geez guys it's just some silly NOT NEARLY AS FUNCTIONAL NOT FUCKING LEGITIMATE COMPUTERS
(http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/9670/toasters.jpg)
Geez guys it's just some silly NOT NEARLY AS FUNCTIONAL NOT FUCKING LEGITIMATE COMPUTERSFYP
Keanu Reeves is rad
did RR get young? artists that cant properly draw old people suck
Adam Savage sings "I Will Survive" as Gollum (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdOsn4eesg8&hd=1) from last night's W00tstock in Chicago.
(It was an awesome show. Nearly 5 hours long! Wil Wheaton, Adam Savage, Paul & Storm, Peter Sagal, Molly Lewis, and many, many more. It was fantastic.)
Wimps.
I find it weird that Americans eat their chilli with crackers... I always have mine with rice or corn chips or tortillas.
I find it weird that Americans eat their chilli with crackers... I always have mine with rice or corn chips or tortillas.
The best dance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8GQ16jnCxg&feature=player_embedded#!).
chiliWhat is wrong with you fucks, crackers and tortilla chips? Motherfucking cornbread.
QuotechiliWhat is wrong with you fucks, crackers and tortilla chips? Motherfucking cornbread.
I have tried all of those (tortilla chips, Ritz crackers, saltines, oyster crackers, and cornbread) and I find them all to be tasty.
Try telling this guy that wrestling's fake. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybFjynJvfzY)
Every song has the same damn four chords (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pidokakU4I)
There's the right way, the wrong way and the Danish way. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kvkaFKoYlI)
platypus venn diagram
Maybe! I wouldn't know where to get it though.
What your facial hair says about you (http://www.holytaco.com/what-your-facial-hair-really-says-about-you)Oh god, the comments.
Steve Irwin Says:
September 17th, 2009 at 10:45 pm
MORE LIKE CHUNSTRAP AMIRITE?
Bearded dudes lipsynchin' to Glee (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Lp3s4ygDw0&feature=related)
Fisher cat for a pet?
Why not!
http://englishrussia.com/index.php/2009/07/05/russian-pet/
"What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hell's Angels is currently unclear," a police spokesman said.
touch down jesus
killzone, medal of honour, mw2
I thought he'd become a buddhist llama and told them about the infinite truth and all
"they found a 27-year-old female Bieber lookalike, with the same petite frame and tousled short brown hairstyle as that of the pint-sized pop sensation." (http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/breaking-news/police-raid-bar-after-us-woman-mistaken-for-justin-bieber/story-e6frf7jx-1225881045747)
Mama Kitty did not like Little Kitty's new hat. She thought she raised him better than that.
Not sure what the problem is, though. I thought it was a cool hat. But --sigh-- parents.
what
what
what
whatwhat
in the butt (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU)
(http://eyecohol.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/wtf_is_that.jpg)
Ronaldo
Christina Hendricks pic
This guy.
It's not to be a dick or anything! It's just that it gets a little repetitive.
(This PSA brought to you by: Internet Curmudgeons.)
It's not to be a dick or anything! It's just that it gets a little repetitive.
So fuck you! Right in the face!
Dino mascot eating it
Devo: Iced (http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2010/06/watch_as_devo_get_iced_by_das.html)
aw you don't click links for reals? Now I feel like I'm shouting into a void when I post links. (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,20434.msg946277.html#msg946277)
The Dad Comicsad, touching...I want to call my dad now. :cry:
DANGIT IMAGESHACK, WHAT'S WRONG WITH IMPLYING THAT THE WOMAN IS ABOUT TO MASTURBATE TO A PICTURE OF CHARIZARD??
DANGIT IMAGESHACK, WHAT'S WRONG WITH IMPLYING THAT THE WOMAN IS ABOUT TO MASTURBATE TO A PICTURE OF CHARIZARD??it's porrrrrrnnnnn
Dumbledore
To write rock lyrics, you must learn of where the hobbits dwell.
(http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=d_LkAAzCQrQ&playnext_from=TL&videos=BdDtJcFlzBY)
That's no demon!
That's Oderus Urungus! (I'm so glad he is among us)
How probable is it that Granny knows that?
How probable is it that Granny knows that?
Creation of Mario[/img]
herp derp massive image
(http://Rock'n'Roll tube line)
herp derp massive image
(http://Rock'n'Roll tube line)
Why has nobody commented on how awesome this is. When my girlfriend goes back to uni after the summer, I am going to get her to print this out onto poster paper.
Star Wars GIF Edition
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Website making fun of bad MAME cabinets.
Holy shit that is a bad website
In America, practise has already begun for the next World Cup.
"Next time, God is going to be on our side, and we're taking him with us," stated Dwight Chalmondley Oldsmobile-Carpenter
Junior; a young American football enthusiast who briefly travelled to South Africa to witness the crushing defeat of the American team.
“We think that the Vuvuzela and the Kazoo share a common heritage,” claimed the fresh-faced, enthusiastic Dwight, who places sporting success above everything.
Meanwhile, a leading Vuvuzela scholar and exponent, Mawuenyaga Issa Aondochimba Ifeanyi Chukwu Machumbo, has poured scorn on any possible link between the Vuvuzela and the Kazoo; claiming that the two instruments work on completely different principles, even though they blend perfectly.
"It's a bad idea. The two instruments work differently. One is pure, and the other relies on a paper diaphragm. Only the Americans could do this. It’s like calling a Harmonium an American Organ....it sucks!”
Meanwhile, Lil’ Danny, (a final-year student from Dagenham, who intends to support England at the next World Cup), said, “It don’t matta to us man. An ‘orns an ‘orn mate, innit? Whateva we can get us ‘ands on; we’re like cool ‘bout it. Loud ‘n proud; that's me and da boyz.”
Dwight Chalmondley Oldsmobile-Carpenter
Star Wars Comic
I can't believe I've never seen this before.
Grayson movie trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Un4Iw7Dt5OA).
that spoon is too big (http://i.imgur.com/r1DBc.jpg)
hijab.jpg
life is an RPG (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmKwF_Si734&feature=player_embedded)
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo)
I think someone at TED gave a talk on it (or rather, the natural advancement of the concept) last year. They envisioned a future where your entire life is integrated into a game of point collection and achievements. Getting a badge upon reading all of the Harry Potter novels, for example, or a badge for sleeping a certain number of hours in your lifetime. There's a quasi-philosophical problem with it that you can currently see in "achievement" gaming in general, namely that the actual act of what you're doing is subsumed under the naked pursuit of achievements - the knock against something like collecting all the little trinkets hidden away in an open world game like Brutal Legend or Crackdown is that they're the gaming equivalent of empty calories - they add nothing to the experience, they're just a time sink.life is an RPG (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmKwF_Si734&feature=player_embedded)
That is brilliant, I wish I thought of that.
(http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/7199/hijab.jpg)
"Author of: 'If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open?'"I actually have that book.
It is because your locker is full of SATAN.
Minesweeper with monsters!
http://www.hojamaka.com/game/mamono_sweeper/en.html (http://www.hojamaka.com/game/mamono_sweeper/en.html)
Minesweeper with monsters!
http://www.hojamaka.com/game/mamono_sweeper/en.html (http://www.hojamaka.com/game/mamono_sweeper/en.html)
This is in fact the best internet game ever.
it's funny because the guy on the cover looks like a douche
What is happening to the Tardis? Why does the top say Tardis?
him just standing in the center stock-still.
The Candwich (http://markonefoods.com/index.html)it taste like river nymph. (http://www.myjones.com/code/limited.php?campaign=wizards)
They must hate the young preteen girl that they stuck in a catsuit which highlights just how much she has not yet developed in the breast department
Well, they're all in Next Generation-ish uniforms so wouldn't that make him an officer?
(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l572nyanEB1qbsyp8o1_500.jpg)
Fingerist
One of the best wedding proposals I've ever seen. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_HMLvLB7b0&feature=player_embedded)
Hurf durf console wars wankery
Westboro Baptist to protest at Comic Con (http://nerdbastards.com/2010/07/12/westboro-baptist-to-protest-at-comic-con/)
Now what type of wicked hypocrites would we be if we did not warn this little false prophetess and all of her over-indulged sycophants that they are each one, individually heading straight to hell in a gender-confused, self-loathing, tone-deaf hand basket
One of the best wedding proposals I've ever seen. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_HMLvLB7b0&feature=player_embedded)
I like this one way better (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-fLV28SkZ8)
(http://i42.tinypic.com/2m5bk.gif)
This has been posted in this thread at least five times and it never fails to make me stare at it for five minutes going "how the fuck did that guy do that?
John. John. Thankyou for Homer. That was like five solid minutes of silent, eye-watering laughter.<3
(http://i516.photobucket.com/albums/u330/Dreamcastguy/owl-bath.jpg)
Dun-dun-dun-de-dun-dun-da-de-dun-dun-dah! Solid Ghost (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMrwNz24j_g&feature=player_embedded#!)
4chan story
(http://i516.photobucket.com/albums/u330/Dreamcastguy/img1007.jpg)
I related news, the Westboro Baptist Church upcoming protest schedule (http://www.godhatesfags.com/schedule.html). Complete with horrendously broken tables.Hmm...
I think my personal favorite is the Lady Gaga concert on the 17th:QuoteNow what type of wicked hypocrites would we be if we did not warn this little false prophetess and all of her over-indulged sycophants that they are each one, individually heading straight to hell in a gender-confused, self-loathing, tone-deaf hand basket
The Day The Saucers Came
The Japanese Art of Apology. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zg_vny5sFpo)
All you need to do is connect the dots to understand that ACORN and Obama's Czars are building an army of zombies so they can replace the Stars & Stripes with a big flaming rainbow flag.
Gleen Beck Conspiracy Generator (http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bl-glenn-beck-conspiracy.htm?PS=953%2C215%2C351%2C426%3A1).
Stan lee
Stan lee
please tell me what comic is this from.
for all of you confused by octopuses (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFyY2mK8pxk)I went to a different tab and could've sworn I was listening to Molly Shannon's Delicious Dish character from SNL.
Then Dovey finds and posts a second and it's icing on the cake to me.
bender flying an owl pic
Swedish cops = best cops (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_61s62WKVio&feature=player_embedded#!)
WHOA
big photo
Nick is making a live action Fairly Odd Parents movie (http://www.tvguide.com/News/Fairly-Oddparents-Movie-1020888.aspx)
Goes who is playing Cosmo and Wanda
(http://a.imageshack.us/img830/4079/lafairy.png)
potassium chlorate and a gummy bear (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txkRCIPSsjM)
ADDITION: I think I'll start using this to answer questions
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=stfw
A different kind of pokemon game? (http://tinycartridge.com/post/866743831/super-creepy-pokemon-hack)
best to accompany with the lavender town music (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNJJ-QkZ8cM&feature=player_embedded)
(http://i37.tinypic.com/23u64cl.jpg)
A different kind of pokemon game? (http://tinycartridge.com/post/866743831/super-creepy-pokemon-hack)
best to accompany with the lavender town music (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNJJ-QkZ8cM&feature=player_embedded)
After selecting your starter, if you looked at your Pokémon, you had in addition to Bulbasaur, Charmander, or Squirtle another Pokémon — “GHOST”.
That's such bullshit, he said that he couldn't use the curse move against his rival then that means that he wouldn't have been able to beat his rival in professor oak's lab at the very beginning.
Wow is that really a toad/frog/whatever or some crazy sculpture?It looks like a very fat Australian green tree frog. Definitely alive, from the look of those eyes.
charizard
On a cool, clear night (typical to Southern California) Warren G travels through his neighborhood, searching for women with whom he might initiate sexual intercourse. He has chosen to engage in this pursuit alone.
Nate Dogg, having just arrived in Long Beach, seeks Warren. On his way to find Warren, Nate passes a car full of women who are excited to see him. Regardless, he insists to the women that there is no cause for excitement.
Warren makes a left turn at 21st Street and Lewis Ave, in the East Hill/Salt Lake neighborhood[6], where he sees a group of young men enjoying a game of dice together. He parks his car and greets them. He is excited to find people to play with, but to his chagrin, he discovers they intend to relieve him of his material possessions. Once the hopeful robbers reveal their firearms, Warren realizes he is in a less than favorable predicament.
Meanwhile, Nate passes the women, as they are low on his list of priorities. His primary concern is locating Warren. After curtly casting away the strumpets (whose interest in Nate was such that they crashed their automobile), he serendipitously stumbles upon his friend, Warren G, being held up by the young miscreants.
Warren, unaware that Nate is surreptitiously observing the scene unfold, is in disbelief that he's being robbed. The perpetrators have taken jewelry and a name brand designer watch from Warren, who is so incredulous that he asks what else the robbers intend to steal. This is most likely a rhetorical question.
Observing these unfortunate proceedings, Nate realizes that he may have to use his firearm to deliver his friend from harm.
The tension crescendos as the robbers point their guns to Warren's head. Warren senses the gravity of his situation. He cannot believe the events unfolding could happen in his own neighborhood. As he imagines himself in a fantastical escape, he catches a glimpse of his friend, Nate.
Nate has seventeen cartridges to expend (sixteen residing in the pistol's magazine, with a solitary round placed in the chamber and ready to be fired) on the group of robbers, and he uses many of them. Afterward, he generously shares the credit for neutralizing the situation with Warren, though it is clear that Nate did all of the difficult work. Putting congratulations aside, Nate quickly reminds himself that he has committed multiple homicides to save Warren before letting his friend know that there are females nearby if he wishes to fornicate with them.
Warren recalls that it was the promise of copulation that coaxed him away from his previous activities, and is thankful that Nate knows a way to satisfy these urges.
Nate quickly finds the women who earlier crashed their car on Nate's account. He remarks to one that he is fond of her physical appeal. The woman, impressed by Nate's singing ability, asks that he and Warren allow her and her friends to share transportation. Soon, both friends are driving with automobiles full of women to the East Side Motel, presumably to consummate their flirtation in an orgy.
The third verse is more expository, with Warren and Nate explaining their G Funk musical style. Nate displays his bravado by claiming that individuals with equivalent knowledge could not even attempt to approach his level of lyrical mastery. There follows a brief discussion of the genre's musicological features, with special care taken to point out that in said milieu the rhythm is not in fact the rhythm, as one might assume, but actually the bass. Similarly the bass serves a purpose closer to that which the treble would in more traditional musical forms. Nate goes on to note that if any third party smokes as he does, they would find themselves in a state of intoxication daily (from Nate's other works, it can be inferred that the substance referenced is marijuana). Nate concludes his delineation of the night by issuing a vague threat to "busters," suggesting that he and Warren will further "regulate" any potential incidents in the future (presumably by engaging their enemies with small arms fire).
What could possibly lead to a desire for an animated gif of someone using a Pokemon card to blow up a helicopter?
I do not want to see inside your head.
What could possibly lead to a desire for an animated gif of someone using a Pokemon card to blow up a helicopter?
I do not want to see inside your head.
...because i like funny things? my head isn't that scary dude, geez
(http://a.imageshack.us/img375/8819/cookinggaga.jpg)
Oh no they're spreading (http://altreport.hipsterrunoff.com/2010/08/juggalo-subculture-migrates-to-australia-starts-committing-crimes-against-society.html)I'm very sorry, Australia. Amongst your vicious murderous beasts and evil jellyfish you didn't deserve Juggalos.
A different kind of pokemon game? (http://tinycartridge.com/post/866743831/super-creepy-pokemon-hack)
best to accompany with the lavender town music (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNJJ-QkZ8cM&feature=player_embedded)
If this isn't already referenced on the nightmare fuel page for pokemon on tvtropes (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/NightmareFuel/Ptitlei015gc004kw4?from=NightmareFuel.Pokemon), it should be.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVWWre8tn_U
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403 Forbidden.
Cops vs. Big Bad Wolf
Cops vs. Big Bad Wolf
This... this is staged, right?
Roombas playing pac-man (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNJJ-QkZ8cM)
But if you apologize to them, you let them win.
Ah, I thought his face was weird, but no Watchmen in Switzerland.
Ah, I thought his face was weird, but no Watchmen in Switzerland.
Swatchmen?
(http://a.imageshack.us/img828/1963/archangel1.jpg)
(http://www.winostuff.com/images/Random1.jpg)
An awesome way to quit a job (http://phillyd.tv/index.php/2010/08/10/bamf-of-the-day/).
The Trustworthiness of Beards. (http://i.imgur.com/PHmF5.jpg)
snake on youtube
Wayne Coyne on Street View (http://trueslant.com/johnsellers/2010/02/05/wayne-coyne-flaming-lips-confirms-google-street-view-sighting/)
Hello Ladies
cloak and dagger[/img]
But nobody noticed Cloak was being played by the Old Spice Guy? I tried to do some sort of thing with it, but I couldn't come up with anything.
cat gets eaten by shark (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca8w_brYBy4)
Peta
Two words: Steampunk vibrators (http://s334583533.initial-website.com/gallery/)
[PETA]
[PETA]
Foxgirl #2 is rocking some pretty serious bulge there.
No not really.
I don't care how weak-minded or weak-willed some poor girl is. I don't believe anyone can "deserve" to be emotionally manipulated to perform degrading sexual acts with a dog by someone who claims to love them.
Oh that is fucked up. I just. Wow. Fucked up.
Fuck you fucking motherfucker just fucking quit it already fucking fuck (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/1594744602/uncrate-20)Thank you, someone else finally finds these to be a blight on perfectly good books for gimmick value.
I just wanted to know what was up with the Orwell covers. It looked like they were fo' free, but the type was too small. I must have missed the joke. Sucks to be the girl, though.
ok, new rule - 16 year olds should not be allowed to publish an autobiography (http://www.smh.com.au/entertainment/books/justin-bieber-pens-autobiography-20100803-113tt.html)
Snow White getting her crank in.
I saw those Shephard Fairey/Orwell covers yesterday as well and had a hissy fit right there in the store. It was probably pretty embarrassing for my girlfriend.
Star Trek photo.
WHEN YOU SEE IT YOU'LL SHAT BRICKS
http://gizmodo.com/5616956/
The first one was the best one not worth watching after that one.
{Foodscapes}
{drugs}
[Creationist Comic]
http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/m20570/737221953.jpg
bullet time breast jiggling (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJCvhySidro)
It's not all bad ...Needle, haystack?
one more reason for me to hate japan.It's not all bad. For example, Yotsuba (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ptitle0oz11ebp3lfe).
Yeah anyone who says they can last anywhere near that long is clearly a liar.
Stuff by James Hance.
Flying monkey Ghost Riders with revolvers on ferocious zebras battling a peaceful beard man with rainbow-shooting cheetah tits
hear awesome song on the radiowhat
mythbuster_bond.jpg
hear awesome song on the radiowhat
hear awesome song on the radiowhat
It could happen.
hear awesome song on the radiowhat
Cthulhu dildo
Cthulhu dildo (http://elasticaengineering.com/zencart/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=13&products_id=98)
(http://lolsnaps.com/upload_images/real/757.jpg)
1. Where is that throne
dude rolls a car (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uGfstsi2Ts)
dude rolls a car (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uGfstsi2Ts)
starting from there, a couple links later
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_66X96-sghw&feature=related
ITT: jhocking inadvertently links to a video made by a pedophile.
Are you saying he's a pedophile because of the girls in that video?
I assume he'd still be in the slammer if it involved very young children, as the story has been twisted.
(http://i516.photobucket.com/albums/u330/Dreamcastguy/TwyFx.jpg)
That stupid show lasted this long?!(http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/9089/hereticsbuzz.jpg)
Are cartoonists finally throwing parental bonuses back into their shows again?
Isn't Phineas and Ferb basically all parent service?
samurai star wars figures
yeah adventure time does, I can't remember that last time the words "murder" "Bra" "boombastic" and "strangle"was uttered in a single episode of a kids cartoon since looney toons.Are cartoonists finally throwing parental bonuses back into their shows again?
It's sad when people get old and just stop paying attention.
Go watch some Adventure Time.
Go watch some Adventure Time.
Supposedly it's a concept design for the first season DVDi approve :mrgreen:
a hunter shoots a bear (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ba1BqJ4S2M&feature=player_embedded)
one of the better viral ads
(http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/1200/slothshadesc.gif)
And uh, here's a panda on a swing.here's a panda being a dick
This thread needs a good serving of Putin
That needs some Deal With It sunglasses.
HAY GUYS I FOUND US A NEW MEMEin gif form!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gyR0ZIdoMM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gyR0ZIdoMM)
Anime is weird (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIO4Uw36-JE&feature=related)but Dubya wasnt blonde... :|
yes that is Dubya on the segway.
In anime White Americans are stereotyped as having yellow hair, blue eyes and a long or big nose.
The other has to be marked. (http://thesocietypages.org/socimages/2010/08/30/guest-post-why-do-the-japanese-draw-themselves-as-white/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+SociologicalImagesSeeingIsBelieving+%28Sociological+Images%3A+Seeing+Is+Believing%29)great article! :mrgreen:Quote from: Sociological ImagesIn anime White Americans are stereotyped as having yellow hair, blue eyes and a long or big nose.
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whoa what fuck no.
that can't be real. bill watterson is adamantly opposed to merchandising/handing out licencing rights/whatnot. so, i call bullshit too.
THERE WAS A PAGEBREAK
calvin and hobbes poster
Cockroach
also dang BK where did you get that comic?
Absolutely brilliant. That was amazing. I kinda wish that could be a full fledged comic, cause I'd read it consistently
Pretty sure Osmosis Jones was a TV show, as well.
mac vs pc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLbJ8YPHwXM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCV3VlZA06I&feature=related
Yeah, that Mario/Luigi thing was pretty good.
I mean, jesus.
Hello this is a classic record review: Obituary Slowly We Rot. This record is to a lot of people generic death metal. Fast, simple, and continuous riffs, and to back up the riffs is some difficult mechanic drumming. Judging by the song titles, they would be happy to see a worm's guts squeezed out by force, because they would have another interesting song, like the others about bleeding, and hell, and suffocating, and worms getting throttled to death. The cover art is my favorite part, that's pretty awesome, a guy lying on the pavement dead. The music kind of clears all thought from the person listening, and makes them think of somebody stabbing someone who is already dying, to make it so they don't suffer. It's like a good thing, but a bigger bad thing.
I had a burrito, a good burrito.
"View our Butt Out video"
uh, no thanks I think I'll pass.
This cool band started in 1978, their first record though was in 1980, the same year Reagan ruined the united states and his footprint has stayed ever since.
(http://likecool.com/Gear/Pic/Public%20Restroom%20Rules/Public-Restroom-Rules.jpg)The Aristocrats!
I Hate My Race (http://gawker.com/5633531/what-is-the-stuff-that-white-people-like-really)
I don't know why its not really liked (some of the criticism is based on the Shamelan principle of "too many twists") but its a good read.
http://www.forwardon.com/view.php?e=Id1200c8f6b7f5f813&type=featured&time=all&ref=2leep
From a similar source: Virgin rates according to college majors.Quotehttp://www.forwardon.com/view.php?e=Id1200c8f6b7f5f813&type=featured&time=all&ref=2leep
From a similar source: Virgin rates according to college majors.Well, I guess I'm lucky to have switched from biology to neuroscience!Quotehttp://www.forwardon.com/view.php?e=Id1200c8f6b7f5f813&type=featured&time=all&ref=2leep
toilets are sexist (http://hystericalmarissa.blogspot.com/2010/08/go-where-sex-gender-and-toilets.html)
toilets are sexist (http://hystericalmarissa.blogspot.com/2010/08/go-where-sex-gender-and-toilets.html)
Another creepy woody (http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/noodwoody.jpg) (NSFW?)
oh jesus christ I cannot unhear it (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1bZ-9cisp8)
oh jesus christ I cannot unhear it (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1bZ-9cisp8)
(http://funpics.classicfun.ws/var/resizes/Funpics/literal-pie-chart.jpg?m=1249901732)
Elsewhere on the same site: this (http://objectiveministries.org/creation/projectpterosaur.html)
holy shit I need this (http://www.cafepress.com/objectivemin/568765)
Elsewhere on the same site: this (http://objectiveministries.org/creation/projectpterosaur.html)
Naked World Records (http://www.nakedworldrecords.com/index.htm) (NSFW of course)
(which is what finally pushed me over the edge into thinking it's a joke site)
Mormon Porn
Climbing a 1750 foot tower (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFVjtJaU1Qc). Caution: not for vertigo sufferers.
Climbing a 1750 foot tower (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFVjtJaU1Qc). Caution: not for vertigo sufferers.
30 seconds with google shows that you are in fact correct.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-_RHRAzUHM&feature=player_embedded
FALCON VISIONDo a barrel roll!Quotehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-_RHRAzUHM&feature=player_embedded
auuugh this was more horrible than I was expecting. every time he so much as leaned to the side I tensed up
homosexual steamroller
The "(thankfully) late" is in poor taste, no matter how much of an unbelievable, ignorant ass-clown Falwell was.
oh god
I am scared of heights, when I tense up from fear I feel a tingling in my crotch, like I'm about to pee my pants. Does that happen to anyone else or am I just a freak?
Isn't wishing death upon those who wish death upon others the Christian thing to do?
Celadon City hasn't been the same since the Gyms closed down. Pokémon fighting has gone underground, and the sport has gotten a taste for blood. Ash, Misty, and Brock have been forced deep into the city's seedy underbelly to keep training, but the Pokémon aren't the only ones in danger. Now, Ash must choose to either become a master in the grim world of illegal pokémon fighting, or make a desperate stand to free them all from the criminal grip of Rocket Industries.
nah some of it probably moved around while being delivered, still shitty
Wow, they did a really shitty job at distributing the beef evenly
Yeah, you're probably right. The sausage wouldn't have had anything to adhere to. Is beef on pizza a regular topping, though? I thought it was just another way of saying sausage but then I noticed that that was mentioned too.
But are they more or less imaginary?
But seriously who puts beef on a pizza.
Live action "Pokémon Apokélypse trailer. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDX1m0Y2Vkg&feature=player_embedded)
(http://a.imageshack.us/img820/4773/vampirevariant.jpg)
(http://img840.imageshack.us/img840/5379/59944161089519352212705.jpg) (http://img840.imageshack.us/i/59944161089519352212705.jpg/)
(http://cache-04.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/39/2010/09/500x_we-are-currently-out-of-boy-toys-674.jpg)
(http://img840.imageshack.us/img840/5379/59944161089519352212705.jpg) (http://img840.imageshack.us/i/59944161089519352212705.jpg/)Quoting for new page.
Apparently my weapon of choice is either a half-full bottle of Jameson or an airsoft pistol.
...ehh, screw it. I'll take 'em both.
Dliessmgg is the most prepared out of all of us, and he is still fucked.better fucked than eaten haw haw haw
(http://img840.imageshack.us/img840/5379/59944161089519352212705.jpg) (http://img840.imageshack.us/i/59944161089519352212705.jpg/)
For weapon of choice, I get to choose between a deck of cards, a book on racial politics by Conrel West, and two empty beer bottles.
McD's Sasuke toy is good at balancing stuff. (http://quentinlau.blogspot.com/2010/09/macdonalds-sasuke-toy.html)
http://gizmodo.com/5644585/the-concert-speakers-are-a-lie
I think I'm fundamentally incapable of finding singing funny or something. I can't remember ever laughing at Flight of The Conchords or Garfunkel and Oates even if I find their lyrics halfway amusing in print.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jWNhyMUpjSE/TJfXPBjSPGI/AAAAAAAAHTc/bUpesbWRmiU/s400/joy_divorce.jpg)
(http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n191/Bandxoh/poke_header.gif)I recognized that as live-action Pokemon shit and I am officially depressed.
I am now imagining a cover of Joy Division's Love Will Tear Us Apart sung by Tommy Wiseau.
Dance Fortress 2. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nds1T7U9FqY&feature=recentf)
h8 that like half the vid is credits, but what can you do?
Caleb, those dominoes are on the one hand intensely satisfying (oh man, infinite domino ring) and on the other intensely frustrating (they can't all fall down, damn it!).
When's the last time anyone got banned on here?
oh, he definitely was, but the shirt says the same thing as the dude's behind him
*comic*
SO MANY COWS. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FavUpD_IjVY)
Didn't this dude get banned from here?
don't worry guys I got this
(http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk253/tekk17/050712_babypandasfixed.jpg)
It's okay, Juggles, you win. It was close, but you win.
I wonder how long it'll take before someone tacks Nic Cage's face on there.
Fajillion
EDIT: Star Wars 1942 (http://www.toymania.com/customcorner/cc19/sw2.shtml)
Let's leave a happy meal out for 6 months (http://www.flickr.com/photos/sallydavies/4951227579/in/set-72157624739645253/)
Catcerto (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeoT66v4EHg)Paul wins this page.
A+
someone needs to add sunglasses and "deal with it"
I'm not sure why that's getting so much press, as I'm 99% sure it's been done at least once before.
(http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/4659/whitemanleopard.jpg)
(http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/7108/hellformonkeys.jpg)
I am about to tell you something that will blow your mind
Adventure Time had Fat Pony on it this week.
Cat vs Mouse (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eF5c__8DFA)
How come Flash covers always show him running. Why can't they show Flash enjoying a classic car show at the local shopping mall? Why can't they show Flash driving a cement truck into a nuclear power plant after launching off of a half finished highway bridge? This is why I can't take Flash seriously.
does recognizing that as being posted earlier in the thread make me a senior member?
Why learn how to play an electric guitar when you can play PAPER JAMZ? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvhqOGhvyCQ&feature=player_embedded)
Why learn how to play an electric guitar when you can play PAPER JAMZ? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvhqOGhvyCQ&feature=player_embedded)My favorite part is the apathetic way that he strummed.
Hey man, January's an improvement.
http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/9436/chipanddale.jpg
Pantless tuesdays at the office I see
Excellent comic
(http://img828.imageshack.us/img828/2562/deathstarjackolantern.png)
honey we suck at parenting
Is there a source for that comic? I think it was probably inspired by the issues that Kate raised on her twitter, as Ben said.
Dilettantes, right?
Actually it's kind of a bum-out that it was directly inspired by K-Beat's twitter, seeing as she basically took the extremely well-reasoned arguments in the tweets and turned into a hyperactive, hyperbolic mess that doesn't really achieve anything. I'm totally with the point she's attempting to make (and it's a point that desperately needed to be made and I admire the living hell out of Beaton for using her popularity as a soapbox with which to make it), but she basically turns the whole thing into a "aren't all men pigs?" thing which contradicts the entire exercise of the comic in the first place.That's my problem with it. Sure, there are sexist pigs, but by portraying all men in that comic as sexist and all women as enlightened, she makes it seem like a sex warfare (which really doesn't sound right, but I don't know the right term) situation. She stereotypes men as sexists, which is in and of itself sexist (or bigoted, if you are one of the people that insists that sexist can only refer to stereotyping and diminishing of women).
It's a deeply frustrated comic with some histrionics attached but given the context I'm not about to dismiss it.Yeah it's always struck me as deeply ironic how whenever feminist stuff comes up boys are all about shutting shit down until they're personally assured that they are not, never have been and will never be one of "those guys", ever. It's like they want a fuckin' ticker tape parade for doing the absolute minimum, which is not be a dickhead. So when they don't get that, they just go all limp like a kid who doesn't want to leave the arcade. 'cept you can't drag the fuckers into correct behavior.
I'm not dismissing the comic either, it just seems redundant seeing as Beaton did it in a far more nuanced and convincing manner, on Twitter no less!
P.S; I keep forgetting Wolverine is Canadian. Hells yeah.
I suppose for me some of the problem is that I suffer from some level of gender dysphoria (not that I want to be a woman, I just don't really want to be considered a man either). So when I feel like I'm getting lumped in with a bunch of other people because of what I happened to be born with downstairs, I get really pissed off.
I'm probably misusing the term gender dysphoria, but I haven't heard anything that describes it better.
wolverine drinking w/scott pilgrim
I don't really see myself as androgynous. I just don't like being categorized for the most part, and don't like the assumption that because my body is a certain way, my behavior should be a certain way. I don't fit a lot of the typical male gender roles, and have no desire to. I want to be thought of as me, not a bunch of ascribed statuses. Of course, by the time that happens, we'll have free robotic replacement chassis, and physical sex will become a relic.I suppose for me some of the problem is that I suffer from some level of gender dysphoria (not that I want to be a woman, I just don't really want to be considered a man either). So when I feel like I'm getting lumped in with a bunch of other people because of what I happened to be born with downstairs, I get really pissed off.
I'm probably misusing the term gender dysphoria, but I haven't heard anything that describes it better.
Androgyne?
Genderqueer? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genderqueer)I don't really see myself as androgynous. I just don't like being categorized for the most part, and don't like the assumption that because my body is a certain way, my behavior should be a certain way. I don't fit a lot of the typical male gender roles, and have no desire to. I want to be thought of as me, not a bunch of ascribed statuses. Of course, by the time that happens, we'll have free robotic replacement chassis, and physical sex will become a relic.I suppose for me some of the problem is that I suffer from some level of gender dysphoria (not that I want to be a woman, I just don't really want to be considered a man either). So when I feel like I'm getting lumped in with a bunch of other people because of what I happened to be born with downstairs, I get really pissed off.
I'm probably misusing the term gender dysphoria, but I haven't heard anything that describes it better.
Androgyne?
I don't really see myself as androgynous. I just don't like being categorized for the most part, and don't like the assumption that because my body is a certain way, my behavior should be a certain way. I don't fit a lot of the typical male gender roles, and have no desire to. I want to be thought of as me, not a bunch of ascribed statuses. Of course, by the time that happens, we'll have free robotic replacement chassis, and physical sex will become a relic.I suppose for me some of the problem is that I suffer from some level of gender dysphoria (not that I want to be a woman, I just don't really want to be considered a man either). So when I feel like I'm getting lumped in with a bunch of other people because of what I happened to be born with downstairs, I get really pissed off.
I'm probably misusing the term gender dysphoria, but I haven't heard anything that describes it better.
Androgyne?
An androgyne in terms of gender identity, is a person who does not fit cleanly into the typical masculine and feminine gender roles of their society. They may also use the term ambigender to describe themselves. Many androgynes identify as being mentally "between" woman and man, or as entirely genderless.
To copy/paste from wikipedia:QuoteAn androgyne in terms of gender identity, is a person who does not fit cleanly into the typical masculine and feminine gender roles of their society. They may also use the term ambigender to describe themselves. Many androgynes identify as being mentally "between" woman and man, or as entirely genderless.
(http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/unborn-updates.png)
Mr. McCance, you are a douchebag. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UACK93xF-FE)
Probably my favorite Daily Show segment ever (http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-november-1-2010/look-who-s-stalking)This is my favorite (http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-april-3-2008/britain-s-fallen-soldiers).
goats on dam
This is just a picture but I figured some people would probably want me to put it behind a link ... I figure it'll be about 50/50 between people thinking it's hilarious and people thinking it's in very bad taste. (http://usemycomputer.com/indeximages/2005/February/nekrophile_maeuse.jpg)
Probably my favorite Daily Show segment ever (http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-november-1-2010/look-who-s-stalking)This is my favorite (http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-april-3-2008/britain-s-fallen-soldiers).
FINALLY
http://thefenis.com/
dude I'm still amazed from when I went to Glacier National Park and I found out mountain goats don't simply walk on mountain trails like I always thought, they actually go straight up the side of sheer cliffs. They do that because grizzlies and cougars can't climb up after them. Pictures of mountain goats climbing look like bad photoshops of goats pasted onto a picture of a cliff.
dude I'm still amazed from when I went to Glacier National Park and I found out mountain goats don't simply walk on mountain trails like I always thought, they actually go straight up the side of sheer cliffs. They do that because grizzlies and cougars can't climb up after them. Pictures of mountain goats climbing look like bad photoshops of goats pasted onto a picture of a cliff.
Dad rock is basically Yacht Rock (http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=yacht+rock&search=Search) with a heavier lean towards The Blooz
i.e; the principle point of difference between "Dad" and other rock is smoothness
http://vimeo.com/7809605 (http://vimeo.com/7809605)
Genuinely the most breath taking CG Animation you will ever see.
So we're pretty much just turning everything into a Calvin+Hobbes mashup now huhIt's the classic Internet Dick Tug. If you can make something competently drawn and mildly cloying and graft a C&H skin onto it, it's going to blow up on the internet like gangbusters.
Would it somehow be better if it was lovingly crafted, hand-stitched cloth underwear for the creepy naked anime dolls?That is a thing that exists.
Would it somehow be better if it was lovingly crafted, hand-stitched cloth underwear for the creepy naked anime dolls?
the YouTube version just feels that bit extra misogynist
Before "cum" meant ejaculate it was basically used to mean "slash" or "also". You see it used in real-estate a lot when places have a bathroom-cum-laundry or a kitchen-cum-dining room.
In which you learn you're not as jaded as you hoped you might be (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/cas/2046206247.html) (NSFW)Apparently I'm way more jaded than I thought, that didn't even weird me out. :/
beautiful (http://gizmodo.com/5683126/this-is-the-most-delicious-eye-candy-ive-seen-all-week)
Kinda surprised I hadn't heard about this.
Apparently just before Hurrican Katrina in 2005, Six Flags New Orleans was shut down. It has remained abandoned ever since. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bcja8UBtXdk)
pokemon 2.b.a. master
I think the chart is trying to say Ballmer hasn't done shit but keep the place tidy.
I don't recognise it, who is it a statue of?Aku
More interesting still is put Apple's next to it.
Pity for them that Apple has used their relative impotence during the time to steal a march on them.
(http://d.yimg.com/a/p/afp/20101019/capt.photo_1287531120068-1-0.jpg?x=400&y=308&q=85&sig=fivMeXFILuY1lYVoL0pDGA--)
ftfyI don't recognise it, who is it a statue of?AAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:rSHYddpXe0_VTM:http://www.toonamifan.com/Images/samurai_jack.jpg&t=1)
You haven't seen? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_sfnQDr1-o)
[naked guy jumping on cars]
/
:psyduck:
[naked guy jumping on cars]
/
:psyduck:
Porpoises Rescue Dick Van Dyke Because He Fell Asleep While He Was Surfing, :psyduck:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2010/nov/11/dick-van-dyke-porpoises-rescue
So we're pretty much just turning everything into a Calvin+Hobbes mashup now huh
(http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/729/howtotroll.jpg)This is how this one works, you have it as a thumbnail, then when you click it, it is all blurry.
Porpoises Rescue Dick Van Dyke Because He Fell Asleep While He Was Surfing, :psyduck:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2010/nov/11/dick-van-dyke-porpoises-rescue
"The porpoises were unavailable for comment."
God's above, thats going to be the music that plays when Nyllanthrop finally turns up.(Nyarlathotep)
On the clumsy horse tip:
QWOP (http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html)
What show is it?
QWOPThis game brought me so much joy. My record was 13.9m but I had dozens of tries with negative progress. I couldn't stop laughing at the poor man and his ridiculous floppy legs. It reminded me of the ministry of silly walks. I laughed until I snorted, more than once.
(Fixing image link)
(http://izismile.com/img/img2/20090122/idiot_09.jpg)
QWOP (http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html)
*toys*IDT
hahahahahhaa yesssss (http://games.adultswim.com/robot-unicorn-attack-heavy-metal-twitchy-online-game.html)I guess it's only a matter of time until there's a rickroll version. (It looks like something else at first, but then IT plays.)
Approximately ∞ times awesomer than the admittedly awesome original version.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ-hPNrKdZI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkkC9cK8Hz0
I was gonna say that a Metal version of Robot Unicorn Attack would be dumb because the thing that made the game so fantastic in the first place was that it was super super gay but it turns out they kept that part so hooray!I didn't really enjoy the metal version tbh. Lacks so much of the retarded charm of the original. The dolpins are no longer terrible distractions, the song doesn't babble meaningless rubbish at you and the unicorn exploding is to be expected rather than a total surprise. Exploded unicorns are totally metal.
Ferrari World roller coaster hits almost 150 mph (240 kph). (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=do538j48YOY)
dex-starr
I always thought it was kinda cool how Woody and Jessie were never more than friends. It would have been so cliché for the cowboy and cowgirl to get together. Besides, Woody seemed to have a woody for Bo-Peep. Meanwhile, Buzz was always such a gentleman to Jessie, and there's that whole "opposites attract" thing going on.Which makes the fact that he got exactly one line to mourn for her loss in Toy Story 3 all the more unfair, but also makes the whole movie more of a reflection of dealing with the everyday reality of loss.
I always thought it was kinda cool how Woody and Jessie were never more than friends. It would have been so cliché for the cowboy and cowgirl to get together. Besides, Woody seemed to have a woody for Bo-Peep. Meanwhile, Buzz was always such a gentleman to Jessie, and there's that whole "opposites attract" thing going on.Which makes the fact that he got exactly one line to mourn for her loss in Toy Story 3 all the more unfair, but also makes the whole movie more of a reflection of dealing with the everyday reality of loss.
Yeah. I know it's probably not the case, but if there is more of that comic/storyline I would totally read it.
Yeah. I know it's probably not the case, but if there is more of that comic/storyline I would totally read it.
Unfortunately I think it was a Tale of the Corps one shot, but he's popped up a few times in the Green Lantern stories
Harry Potter is actually playing Daniel Radcliffe (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a1c04ce68e/i-am-harry-potter?rel=player)
Yiffy Baking MixWhat does it say about me that the first thing I noticed is that they missed editing the top? Am I really that much a meticulous jackass?
Cartoon Network ladies and gentlemen (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7G8GGVWqvjM)
oh god do not read this link
The evils of stereo! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCzi75bhOcI&feature=player_embedded#)
"You don't listen to music with your ears but with your brain - and you only have one brain..."
I dunno, he's done some okay stuff? I quite liked Lord of War! He does some ridiculous shit though, like the Wicker Man remake.
I dunno, he's done some okay stuff? I quite liked Lord of War! He does some ridiculous shit though, like the Wicker Man remake.
Lord of War is probably the only movie with Cage that I think it's amazing. One of my favorites, love the humor.
Map of Metal (http://mapofmetal.com/#/home)That is cool. Probably should have proofread the wikipedia entries he copied, though.
The Andrew Show: a show for white kids (http://videogum.com/252031/the-andrew-show-a-racist-child-complains-about-marmaduke/webjunk/vlogging/)
Oh man (http://www.sembeo.com/media/Matrix.swf)
The best 7 minutes of your life. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nzbb81WEF8&list=QL&playnext=2)
Oh man (http://www.sembeo.com/media/Matrix.swf)
Map of Metal (http://mapofmetal.com/#/home)
Djent isn't a real thing, and I'd easily consider Gojira tech death.
Facebook Cartoons End Child Abuse
Lets really do something for child abuse awareness: This week, change your profile picture to a child that died as a result of child abuse, post this as your status, and make the first status comment the story of abuse.
A friend of mine, annoyed by the emptiness of the gesture, posted this:QuoteLets really do something for child abuse awareness: This week, change your profile picture to a child that died as a result of child abuse, post this as your status, and make the first status comment the story of abuse.
Then followed through and did just that.
GojiraGojira
I can also put a vote towards Necrophagist (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9RJXWxth5g) if you haven't looked there already.
I don't really understand why everyone is hating on the whole Facebook Cartoon character thing.
I kind of wonder if I'm doing it right now on my facebook, I just though it was Pokemon month :psyduck:
Go you. Way to not be the same as the people who are "just doing it for self-satisfaction", although you are doing just that.
I actually seem to recall reading an article discussing whether the increased viability of armchair activism (due to Facebook and Twitter and the like) had in fact resulted in a diminishing number of people contributing to actual activism- basically, the article generalized that people who might otherwise be contributing time or money to an actual effort are now clicking "like" on a Facebook page and being satisfied with their work- especially because their actions are so much more visible. Certainly this is an overgeneralization, and I can't remember if there were any actual statistics backing up the argument (which means there probably weren't), but for an issue such as child abuse I'd guess most people are already aware of the problem. Something like the 2008 Iran election crisis definitely benefited from the increased visibility on Twitter and Facebook but with this campaign there probably isn't anyone saying "Oh god, I just saw a cartoon character and now I know there are children being abused! I'd better donate to a cause!"
I can also put a vote towards Necrophagist (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9RJXWxth5g) if you haven't looked there already.
Oh god, a bunch of has-been celebrities embarrassing themselves singing "Let It Be" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUwkQRJdXHQ)
:psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck:
If people want to go ahead and feel proud of contributing, let them, I say. The fault isn't in being proud of yourself. The fault is in being proud of yourself when you have, in fact, done very little at all. It breeds complacency.
If people want to go ahead and feel proud of contributing, let them, I say. The fault isn't in being proud of yourself. The fault is in being proud of yourself when you have, in fact, done very little at all. It breeds complacency.
"Complacency" isn't the word I would use, but I can't remember off the top of my head the word I want. Isn't there a word for "unearned self-esteem"?
No, that is more mean-spirited than I have in mind.
I can also put a vote towards Necrophagist (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9RJXWxth5g) if you haven't looked there already.
The big thing that makes me like Gojira and not like these guys are the vocals. The changeless, toneless drone of his voice just seems... boring to me.
oh, and pointless thread, right? um...
back up pointless! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ7J7UjsRqg)
HubrisIf people want to go ahead and feel proud of contributing, let them, I say. The fault isn't in being proud of yourself. The fault is in being proud of yourself when you have, in fact, done very little at all. It breeds complacency.
"Complacency" isn't the word I would use, but I can't remember off the top of my head the word I want. Isn't there a word for "unearned self-esteem"?
the snazzy napper (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdCWEq0EKXc&feature=youtu.be)
Seriously though, Jimor. Those pictures are amazing. The watermarks kind of kill their purpose as wallpapers, though.
Grazed my left temple, I'm deaf in that ear now.
[shark]
chicken gif
through the floorboard of my car.
(http://i516.photobucket.com/albums/u330/Dreamcastguy/Ghille_camo_cat.gif)Hahahah! A dude I know recorded that, it's his cats playing spies in his back yard.
Lego Antikythera Mechanism (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLPVCJjTNgk&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL)
Snakes on Mathematical Planes (http://blogs.suntimes.com/ebert/%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20mesmereyezing.jpg)
(click through to pic because looking at this gave me a headache. You've been warned)
(http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/2554/lupinandzenegata.jpg)
(http://i516.photobucket.com/albums/u330/Dreamcastguy/philadelphiacharlie_day4.jpg)
Bea Arthur is WITH God.:x
The Only Juggalo Graduate Student Hangs up the Hatchet. (http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/monologues/8juggalo.html)Hmmm, I remember the "Chicken Huntin'" video.
(http://3.p.s.mfcdn.net/store/manga/5751/04-027.0/compressed/umudazumo_v04_c27.mudazumo_v04_c27_104.neuquant.jpg)
Room mate of doooom (http://www.zornog.net/etc/martainrandom/martainrandom.htm)
The Brothers Mario (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kk9oa_PiXAk)
LESBIANS
<Where do you think we are?>
Now how about the Gunnerkrigg Court version?
I'm SO gonna get flamed for that...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tieA5wfcgH4&feature=player_embedded
Boob-Apron
Sorry, what I meant to say was TITTAYZ
(http://i.imgur.com/rV6OC.gif)
also slogan maker (http://www.sloganmaker.com/)
Trollin'
Man, that was G'Kar's line! And why do they have a picture of Starbuck???
:x NERDRAGE! :x
Google translate can beatbox apparently (http://translate.google.com/#de|de|pv%20zk%20bschk%20pv%20zk%20pv%20bschk%20zk%20pv%20zk%20bschk%20pv%20zk%20pv%20bschk%20zk%20bschk%20pv%20bschk%20bschk%20pv%20kkkkkkkkkk%20bschk%0A%0A)
Google translate can beatbox apparently (http://translate.google.com/#de|de|pv%20zk%20bschk%20pv%20zk%20pv%20bschk%20zk%20pv%20zk%20bschk%20pv%20zk%20pv%20bschk%20zk%20bschk%20pv%20bschk%20bschk%20pv%20kkkkkkkkkk%20bschk%0A%0A)
Krampus On Infinite Earths #7 (2010)
Story by Chris Sims
Art by Nate Bellegarde
For sixteen hundred years, Santa Claus and Krampus have been an unstoppable team, giving presents to good children and hauling the wicked ones off to Hell! But now, as the sinister Nackles grows in power from his absolute destruction of the North Pole workshop, that partnership has come to an end with The Death of Santa Claus!
Without their jolly leader, can even the combined might of the Council of Cross-Time Krampuses, including fan-favorites like Krampula, Bat-Krampus, Gun-Toting '90s Krampus, Teenage Mutant Ninja Krampus, Mortal Kombat Krampus, and the sultry Krampess rise up to stop the planet Earth from becoming a charred cinder of coal? Find out in this double-sized shocker that changes everything you know about the Holidays!
Wait... where the FUCK in brave new world does it mention this crap? Information is still denied to people, ridiculous stuff is still pushed by governments, and who the fuck gave Huxley (or this fanwanking piece of crap) the correctness to decide what "a trivial culture" is. I mean for the love of Baal, people have been worried about this sort of crap for generations saying how "low class" art is entering and becoming too important, and always, ALWAYS its people who think of themsevles as the sole arbiters of what is good that do this.
Wether wealthy moralists or annoying arthouse types, theres always been a kind of handwringing "oh god there ENJOYING this" kind of fascination with what people are doing and somehow saying that it will cripple us "as a culture" is one of the most asinine and self righteous things you can talk about. Its the equivilent of people complaining about Muslim influences in the world, would you accept those accusations with the same nods of "he has a point" that so many people looking at this (and considering themselves unaffected by the "common herd" ideas) will do?
Sorry to rant, but this sort of thing really gets me irritated.
Wait... where the FUCK in brave new world does it mention this crap? Information is still denied to people, ridiculous stuff is still pushed by governments, and who the fuck gave Huxley (or this fanwanking piece of crap) the correctness to decide what "a trivial culture" is. I mean for the love of Baal, people have been worried about this sort of crap for generations saying how "low class" art is entering and becoming too important, and always, ALWAYS its people who think of themsevles as the sole arbiters of what is good that do this.
Wether wealthy moralists or annoying arthouse types, theres always been a kind of handwringing "oh god there ENJOYING this" kind of fascination with what people are doing and somehow saying that it will cripple us "as a culture" is one of the most asinine and self righteous things you can talk about. Its the equivilent of people complaining about Muslim influences in the world, would you accept those accusations with the same nods of "he has a point" that so many people looking at this (and considering themselves unaffected by the "common herd" ideas) will do?
Sorry to rant, but this sort of thing really gets me irritated.
(http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/4840/predetornavi.jpg)that would be a good movie!
you know, I think if M L King Jr. didnt die and entered a time warp to 2010, he would slap the shit out of Kanye.
I removed Avec's post. It was pretty amusing, but the rules are pretty clear on the no porn thing.
Dogfort in Guam
Guess what this is.
No, and I wish you didn't either.
:x
friggin' Jon Cryer...
Man of all the things about Two and a Half Men to hate you pick Jon Cryer?(http://liverpool.theoffside.com/files/2010/10/thats_the_joke.jpg)
http://www.jamesvandermemes.com/
Mute the one on the right and watch the video. If you time it right it will be beautiful. (http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DLINtBUmNuvI&start1=&video2=http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DzBBGlsMVO24&start2=&authorName=Not+Sure)
Tales (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNu1ceKZgE4&feature=channel) of (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItMFWpKofSg&NR=1) mere (http://www.youtube.com/user/AgentXPQ#p/u/2/CCJhjPN98eA) existence (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbYl1PNnD-k)
Funnyordie is doing a 'James Van Der Beek Week' or something? It's part of that.
That squid is made four hugs.
Excellent handsquid.
...now draw one with tits.
What the band above that Chrome record?here (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ScientificProgressGoesOi)
That's pretty much how I view all organised sports.
That's pretty much how I view all organised sports.
I like the way you use organised with same sort of disdain that people usually reserve for organised religions.
I like football as a concept but I just don't agree with Sep Blatter's views on condoms and goal line technology
img:Star Wars ChessHang about, I don't think I'm seeing that right... is Vader the Queen?
Luke.... about the whole being your father thing... well I'm not sure how to to tell you this, but...img:Star Wars ChessHang about, I don't think I'm seeing that right... is Vader the Queen?
That seems really really wrong to me.
The Flaming C Returns (http://www.comicsalliance.com/2011/01/11/conan-obrien-bruce-timm-the-flaming-c-young-justice/)
tintin revolution (http://tintinrevolution.free.fr/)
Via Warren Ellis' twitter.
Thanks to Mr McReallygothic for this ace joke- "Did you know that the "B" in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stands for 'Benoit B. Mandelbrot'?"
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lexg7i6D0C1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg)
Tea Strainer Ducky (http://www.fredflare.com/customer/product.php?productid=6716&cat=254)
Tea Strainer Ducky (http://www.fredflare.com/customer/product.php?productid=6716&cat=254)
HA! made me laugh soooo hard!
pluto (http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_leuzxtNSZx1qb6i6bo1_500.jpg)
FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
oh my god oh my god i need mario paint composer.
Shat-Lo Green says "F*** You."
(http://www.clashmusic.com/news/watch-william-shatner-forget-you)
That is not the manliest thing, it is the most disgusting thing. Although probably quite a good use of waste product.
mario paint composer
(how do you embed videos here)
The manliest candle of the world
The manliest candle of the world
I was reading that from the bottom up, and I became a little worried about what I might find at the top.
It's not even that gross. It's just lard, basically.
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Cee Lo Green performed in sign language (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sv3tadz5Q3o&feature=player_embedded)
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1432/830263895_882cfc7fa0.jpg)
Persona comic.
Now THIS is a man with SERIOUS balls. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9MKMAnEyZg)
Man, they even wear ugg boots in anime now, huh.
skii free
[Firefox cartoon]
A sampling of the many varieties of generic Dr. Pepper (http://postmyportfolio.com/Generic_Dr_Pepper.htm).
So I went to a Princeton lecture today and this video came up...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahg6qcgoay4
See if you can count all of the passes the white team makes.
So I went to a Princeton lecture today and this video came up...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahg6qcgoay4
See if you can count all of the passes the white team makes.
static cat
static cathello new avatar next month
holy wow (http://www.toxel.com/tech/2009/09/12/color-picker-pen-concept/)
holy wow (http://www.toxel.com/tech/2009/09/12/color-picker-pen-concept/)
There's nothing like Australia (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvH4vSeGz4I)
A sampling of the many varieties of generic Dr. Pepper (http://postmyportfolio.com/Generic_Dr_Pepper.htm).
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lflxnxekHo1qbaxcpo1_500.jpg)it took me a second to figure out what those are.
What the hell is this some kind of new rick roll?
GWAR does Kinect (http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/2VyBRM/www.gameinformer.com/b/features/archive/2010/12/20/does-kinect-work-if-you-are-gwar.aspx)
Poor south dakota
(http://static.someecards.com/someecards/images/feed_assets/4d3de1862d634.jpg)
I am ok with Ohio's shame.
Yeah, I don't trust that Ohio is the nerdiest state. I'm thinking more along the lines that there school systems funding is made of shit.
New York has the longest commute times and the most public transportation use. Heh.I want to complain about our whole state being judged by NYC, I mean the other 55% of the state doesn't have public transportation, or terrible commute times, but then I see "bestiality" and "biggest port" and think maybe I should let my upstate anger settle for this one. I mean, at least NYC is over 40% of the state population. People in Washington committing bestiality? hopefully less than that.
How does one measure ugliness?
Frozen dog (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41282932)
The pointless thread knows where it's heart is, and it knows it's heart is as cold as ice.(http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/4690/146083-48276-dc-animated-universe_super.jpg)
is there some reason I'm not getting that the devil looks like nigel thornberry?No reasson really, I'll bet the dude who draw the comic (a really talented Chilean guy, most of them if not all are in spanish though) never saw that program in the first place.
Oh, wow. That's pretty dumb, I hope they realise ink colours are made by combining Cyan, Yellow, Magenta and Black inks.
united states of awesome
Kangaroo Sex Comic
What do you mean when you say they take images in RGB? As I understand it, all telescopes, not just HST, use detectors that have different filters that allow light from some wavelength ranges and block/reduce light from others. The flux (i.e., the amount of light that hits the detector) from each filter is captured by a CCD and measured. This gives the relative amount of light coming from each wavelength range.
Minecraft Predator.
Fox News imageIt's sad that I can trust The Daily Show more than Fox News. Man, CRACKED.com has better info.
take me now you sexy beastKangaroo Sex Comic
Stolen
chess comicI dont get it, the king now has two queens. Instant 3 way. Its good to be the king.
Delicious Glass (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LduDVpjpdA)
Well, he has to win the war first. I wouldn't risk a war to have a threesome.
Well Jens they're sure as hell not factory produced.
(http://i619.photobucket.com/albums/tt274/yellowfoliage/truegrit.gif)what movie is that from! I must see it!
Best Picture
He won't survive the winter.
(http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/4760/illusion.jpg)
what movie is that from! I must see it!
Blue Skeleton Ring of Fire Snowman Worship Ffff
Really? Nothing? C'mon, it's Wolverine or two Batmans
God damnit.....
MY BAD EVERYONE, MY BAD
These wrestlers are actually quite hypnotizing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DU4TDGlbTz8&feature=player_embedded)
THIS IS PROOF WITHOUT A DOUBT THAT WRESTLING IS REAL
Potent rave material right thereAll right all right how is it that I'm the only one to point out how utterly freaky that avatar is?
(http://i.cubeupload.com/TDbw1F.png)Potent rave material right thereAll right all right how is it that I'm the only one to point out how utterly freaky that avatar is?
I mean AAAUUUGGHHH
It doesn't help that the girl is really hot, either.
It bothers me more for the fact that it makes my computer become Cpt. Slowy McSlowerson
Kissing a girl would be awesome.
It bothers me more for the fact that it makes my computer become Cpt. Slowy McSlowerson
There are now three people with dynamic GIFs as avatars which have not been sized down to fit the space, and hence are 2MB each in size. I often find myself waiting for a page to appear because one of these large avatars is on a somewhat slow server which specifies a short caching period (and hence frequent re-downloads).
Kissing that girl would be awesome.
Teach me how to resize gifs while retaining the animation and I'll fix it.
Marrying a girl would be awesome.
Nifty!Teach me how to resize gifs while retaining the animation and I'll fix it.
Free program (http://www.ashongsoft.com/product/gif-resizer.html). Selecting "good quality" actually made a smaller file for your avi. The forum forces a maximum size of 100x100, so that's what to go for.
Being a dickhead's cool. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVmmYMwFj1I&feature=player_embedded)And the Melbourne response! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxZiae16Ry8)
ducksauce - deal with it (http://gobarbra.com/hit/new-b00870fa7d02bb159452b440d6cea3ac)
ducksauce - yeaaaaaaaaaaaah (http://gobarbra.com/hit/new-01c5ca8da134539663a25d3c60139a37)
Being a dickhead's cool. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVmmYMwFj1I&feature=player_embedded)And the Melbourne response! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxZiae16Ry8)
That story's been around forever.Yeah. I got that exact story in an email from my dad (who was one of the people that would forward everything to everyone until more recently) back about a decade ago.
Also I really hate chain emails. I would rather have 300 viagra adverts than a chain email sent by someone I thought was intelligent. Actually I frequently get both.
Um, Unshopped Perry looks nicer than shopped Perry.
Hey! That's the same girl whose cover of Poker Face (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mf7cQfhJSA) made me realise that Lady Gaga is pretty alright
Family Fued
"Things that get passed around" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQRMvg5TAl8)
But pikachu is a rodent! :psyduck:
unrelatedly, Dear Stephen Fry, Can I have your baby? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7n_hkeYGcT0)
Hey! That's the same girl whose cover of Poker Face (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mf7cQfhJSA) made me realise that Lady Gaga is pretty alright
I don't understand that comics comic... at all.
What the fuck is that dinosaur doing there anyway? He seems remarkably ambivalent to what is going on immediately to his right. (i've never read Knightfall onoes)
I hope Tom Hardy rides a dinosaur at some point in the new Batman movie.
*Bane Dinosaur*
Silly characters can become great and compelling in the hands of a writer who clearly knows what she is doing.
Oh, I know. I saw Two-Face's giant penny there as well.
All the Super Bowl ads mashed up into one Super Ad (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvT5hjnR9js&feature=player_embedded)They missed the Justified ad.
Door Stopper TwangWhy do you use a most horrible toy as a door stopper?
how writing on smartphones should be (http://www.the8pen.com/)
how writing on smartphones should be (http://www.the8pen.com/)
Oh yeah, because that's intuitive
dubstep parrot (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIm0u3kyf2I)
On second thought, I probably shouldn't even be weighing in on this since I don't have any interest in smartphones until they make one as zippy as my desktop or an employer forces one upon me.
how writing on smartphones should be (http://www.the8pen.com/)
8Pen opinions
A bunch of people do, though (http://damnyouautocorrect.com/)
Let's be honest. If the idea ever struck him, I see no particular reason Tony Stark would not go "Fuck it. Blue hair today."
Will.i.am is a moron (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLfrdRgpKfI&feature=player_embedded). Words utterly fail me.
Will.i.am is a moron (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLfrdRgpKfI&feature=player_embedded). Words utterly fail me.
Oh fuck oh shit oh fuck maybe my generation really is ruining everything :psyduck:
Oh wait no it's just a stupid commercial selling brain-rotting bullshit
Create a Super Hero Character (http://www.talenthouse.com/stan-lee-foundation-create-a-superhero?THSessionId=461mde8c58vauovd33rn063781)
Will.i.am is a moron (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLfrdRgpKfI&feature=player_embedded). Words utterly fail me.
Oh fuck oh shit oh fuck maybe my generation really is ruining everything :psyduck:
Oh wait no it's just a stupid commercial selling brain-rotting bullshit
Am I missing something offensive in this commercial? I've watched it like four times in a row, and I really can't figure it out.
The only thing that was OK in that commercial was Gina Carano.
Man, does our generation even have a Bob Dylan Type?John Darnielle
Man, does our generation even have a Bob Dylan Type?John Darnielle
Why do we need one? We still have Bob Dylan.
piderman(http://i.imgur.com/pslCr.gif)
http://thebestpictureontheinternet.com/
The "died sexy" one. Dude's 16, if people were saying that about a girl they'd be called pedos and creepers, but because it's a dude it's alright?yup
egg porn (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXyEitADwHo&feature=feedu)
Hipster Ariel
Kate Beaton draws a Doctor Who comic, having never seen any episodes of Doctor Who. (http://twitpic.com/418ivr)
EDIT:
Then she did another one. (http://twitpic.com/41a1fq)
Kate Beaton draws a Doctor Who comic, having never seen any episodes of Doctor Who. (http://twitpic.com/418ivr)
EDIT:
Then she did another one. (http://twitpic.com/41a1fq)
YEEESSSSSSSSSSS
(http://img834.imageshack.us/img834/6817/ohyeahx.png)
(http://cdn.imgfave.com/image_cache/1297322283116941.png)
nah Leo did it in the sistine chapel, but mikey did it for the medecis
(http://cdn.imgfave.com/image_cache/1297322283116941.png)
Isn't that Davinich? Didn't Michelangelo paint the ceilings?
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH (http://www.epiconeliner.com/)
nah Leo did it in the sistine chapel, but mikey did it for the medecis
nah Leo did it in the sistine chapel, but mikey did it for the medecis
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(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgr2xhjL1M1qbd7ej.gif)nah Leo did it in the sistine chapel, but mikey did it for the medecis
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blah drunk at the time :psyduck:(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgr2xhjL1M1qbd7ej.gif)nah Leo did it in the sistine chapel, but mikey did it for the medecis
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Kanye and girl
I gotta be honest with you guys, I don't understand half of the comics stuff you post.(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/1/28/128776400557668197.jpg)
/tg/Sup fellow eloquen/tg/entleman.
Sup/tg/