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Gotta show my mother that.
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Trainables isn't such a bad word the first time you hear it. At least it wasn't for me just before. Then I heard it again and again.
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(http://www.ilovewaterloo.com/images/stamp_giant/sto_bei-bor_.jpg)
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(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_K62QhbEMX6U/Slt82NHRELI/AAAAAAAACmA/nfupbFAN5Eg/s1600/leonardo.png)
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Another installment of Warbot
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(http://blag.ipood.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/birthday.jpg)
Happy 100 pointless thread
Oh my god... you know who Chase No Face is!! Awesome :laugh:
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You have that template saved somewhere for just such an occasion don't you?
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You're sitting in a chair, in the sky (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXStPqhLmIk).
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(http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/8282/danielchongcomic.jpg)
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Repost? Or was that in another thread?
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(http://imgur.com/SxvGL.jpg)
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Brilliant Woman Solves All of California's Problems (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1917596)
Oh God this is painful
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Requesting that may be put in the "Shoot off your mouth" thread
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size of monsters pic
Do you have a larger version of that? That is awesome and I would like a large version.
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(http://geektyrant.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/3705840490_b30241110d_b.jpg)
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A rancor should not be that much bigger than king kong
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Oh Eric O'Grady, you lovable scamp
(http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/9004/watchingwomeneat.jpg)
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Jesus christ, that pagebeak wounded my soul.
Edit: actually, now having read more about the cat, it's vaguely uplifting. Is it bad that I sometimes feel more sympathy for animals than I do for humans?
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/0bsessions/Random%20Forum%20Junk/Spider-Man600077.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/0bsessions/Random%20Forum%20Junk/Spider-Man600099.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/0bsessions/Random%20Forum%20Junk/Spider-Man600083-1.jpg)
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Brilliant Woman Solves All of California's Problems (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1917596)
Oh God this is painful
HOLY CRAP she makes my head hurt.
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Claymation Octopenis. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdQvHqiQGEY)
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This girl got it very wrong. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=li3WZXMJaH0&feature=player_embedded)
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The new Auto-Tune The News (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0OzxvClwoU)is fucking transcendental, guys
Also, here is a five second clip of a cat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XYkKwrBQxw). It gets funnier every time you watch it.
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(http://thereifixedit.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/dicksonl-grocerybike.jpg)
Lets get a new page break soon plleeaasee
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(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XJiJ2Wp0pgc/SKRUb7-e9KI/AAAAAAAAAjc/vzIysaWlD8k/s1600/4135261207156649683wx7.jpg)
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Grocery-bike
If that trolley isn't securely welded to those handlebars then the first time he applies the brakes the cart's going to wheelie and he'll face-plant in hideous fashion. There will be blood.
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Eli's Dirty Jokes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx09K1ovK60)
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Rain (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FO65dNTi7CI)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwFW834Mrcc
The most terrifying and hilarious man in existence, Mike Tyson, in some of his best interview moments.
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(http://pictureisunrelated.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/wtf-pics-fun-fashion.jpg)
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Rain (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FO65dNTi7CI)
That is truly wonderful. Thank you.
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It's actually the introduction to a choral jazz piece; here's the whole thing:
Perpetuum Jazzile (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05ip-N0H1Ig)
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(http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t85/FangHamhands/1247741832_goldilocks_and_the_three.jpg)
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page
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Broke.
(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a127/r3an1m4t3d/americamayor.jpg)
Don't look at the eyes!
(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a127/r3an1m4t3d/goldeyes.jpg)
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(http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/496/supermanhigh.jpg)
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Clearly Batman does not approve of drug use?
The coolest way to light a cigarette ... ever? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Phn0S9EVWjo)
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Blue Gatorade/M&Ms reduces risk of spinal injury, turns mice blue (http://edition.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/07/28/spinal.injury.blue.dye/index.html?eref=rss_topstories)
I feel this is a win, win situation, personally
note: ADORABLE
(http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2009/HEALTH/07/28/spinal.injury.blue.dye/art.rat.after.urmc.jpg)
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I need to find out which one that is.
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Clearly Batman does not approve of drug use?
The coolest way to light a cigarette ... ever? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Phn0S9EVWjo)
"I had a beard when I first started working on that."
That was the best part of the video.
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ok that adorable blue mouse reminded me of something
ARGYRIA TIME
(http://nwodisinfo.com/images/argyria_man.jpg)
(http://www.webanstrich.de/rosemary/images/april27_2003.jpg)
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(http://www.shift.jp.org/ja/archives/2007/10/02/blueman.jpg)
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(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2009/07/hay_may_contain_assassins-225.jpg)
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(http://wha2everstudio.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/adrian-tomine2.jpg)
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(http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs47/f/2009/180/9/7/TF2___Spy_Fail_by_frzdragon.jpg)
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Fake russians? Maybe (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR9V_aOCga0&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fgawker.com%2F5324623%2Fnorth-to-the-future&feature=player_embedded).
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The Accidental Video Game Porn Archive (http://www.derekyu.com/avgpa/gallery.html)
Bend over.
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Fake russians? Maybe (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR9V_aOCga0&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fgawker.com%2F5324623%2Fnorth-to-the-future&feature=player_embedded).
awesome.
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(http://img2.pict.com/66/33/db/1359019/0/f5baz.jpg)
The flat backed fall into a back roll at the end made me laugh.
So I think this is the end of the whole Diet Coke and Mentos thing. Pretty good run.
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Probably the best michael jackson tribute yet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRciznVO_nk&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRciznVO_nk&feature=player_embedded)
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(http://www.thestranger.com/images/blogimages/2009/07/29/1248908723-obama-painting3.jpg)
Yes, that is a naked Obama riding a unicorn.
Lovecraft short! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC0Gqt8VRKk&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fslog.thestranger.com%2Fblogs%2Fslog%2F&feature=player_embedded)
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A naked Obama riding a fully clothed unicorn.
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Wait a second, that unicorn is wearing a Vault uniform! And Obama has his pip-boy on!
Oh My God
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(http://wildammo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/obama-painting8.jpg)
Want more lotion, honey?
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(http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh191/Wondersaunahotpants/dragonnoodle.jpg) <--Running food!
(http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh191/Wondersaunahotpants/dragonnoodle2.jpg)<--- What is going on with that old mans forehead
(http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh191/Wondersaunahotpants/dragonnoodle3.jpg)<--- MORE RUNNING FOOD!!!
I can do arts
(http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh191/Wondersaunahotpants/neveer.gif)
(http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh191/Wondersaunahotpants/Hilvi.gif)
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Oh man, it's gonna be really hard to resist the urge to shout "Hoist your feast pants!" every time I sit down for a meal. Or every time I have to go and change into tracksuit pants after a meal.
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Agreed.
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(http://www.thehighdefinite.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/gonnabepissed1.jpg)
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(http://wildammo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/silk_soft_tissue_ass_01.jpg)
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http://www.bbspot.com/News/2005/03/google_guns.html
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(http://shiantology.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/shiart.jpg)
Who wants to join the Church of Shiantology? (http://www.shiantology.com)
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that is super
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Who wants to join the Church of Shiantology? (http://www.shiantology.com)
I do.
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I really want to watch Even Stevens now.
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The Monkey King (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cm91hh9SqXs)
The bit about 0:47 is kinda mind boggling.
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That is so cool! That is what I have wanted to be able to do since I was six.
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(http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/9647/skeletonghostbusters.jpg)
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Hey est, I think your avatar should be animated
(http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/4230/gifbinkeyboardcat.gif)
Perhaps that's just me.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCB8Pl44Crw
Condom commercial that probably won't ever make the air in the U.S.
Likewise for "mow the lawn"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0j4bV9F9pt8
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(http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/5366/cubslionscaresbear.gif)
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JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION!
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(http://i26.tinypic.com/29f9fdg.jpg)
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(http://i617.photobucket.com/albums/tt260/Snalin/Nazilol.jpg)
Let's get the conspiracy theories going, shall we?
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(http://gio187.clan.su/GAMEpicture.gif)
I think I'm losing it, who is this rapper?
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His "name" is in the gif. That is a dude called The Game.
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(http://i617.photobucket.com/albums/tt260/Snalin/Nazilol.jpg)
Let's get the conspiracy theories going, shall we?
The lolocaust is coming
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Clearly Batman does not approve of drug use?
The coolest way to light a cigarette ... ever? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Phn0S9EVWjo)
Oh man he is so good at smoking.
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(http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/4083/hellkeepitwarm.jpg)
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(http://img373.imageshack.us/img373/6544/everyalbumfinal.jpg)
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losing
The Game
I C WUT U DID THAR.
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what game?
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The Game (http://www.losethegame.com/)
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DAMMIT!
I was up to AT LEAST 3 months guys. I could have had spent the entire summer winning the game.
Man...
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(http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/web02/2009/6/17/1/surely-the-most-confounding-photo-youll-see-this--628-1245216632-19.jpg)
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The only way to win "The Game" is to read XKCD.
I won.
I'm free!
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No, you have to come across that "You Win the Game" strip by accident and then only realize what it means AFTER it sinks in that you actually DID forget about The Game. Just reading "You Win the Game" doesn't do it because that makes you lose first.
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So I heard about the game first by reading that comic about a year ago. Does that mean I won?
-Muahaha. I thought that was the same pic for a second.
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Sorry guys, that links does not work for me and I am not sure what you guys are talking about.
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HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I SU- you get the idea.
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repost
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And I'm a total dumbass for not realizing there was another page.
Shame on me.
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Oh man so close to reposting everything that has been said on this page.
On the plus side I still haven't seen a direct link to this (http://www.xkcd.com/391/), so it is ok.
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So, how about them images
(http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/8700/lemonbaby.gif)
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Yes how about them
(http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/6360/kittenmittens.gif)
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(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/126646-1/matrix-900.gif)
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(http://improveverywhere.com/images/hf.gif)
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Few people are as awesome as Rob
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I would totally be all "HIGH-FIVE" for Rob. After all, Rob is awesome.
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Is that from the new It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia season?
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Is that from the new It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia season?
It's an event put together by Improv Everywhere (http://improveverywhere.com/).
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I think he's talking about the cat mittens, which it is.
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(http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/4569/tramp.jpg)
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Any man or woman who fails in passing down a regimen of daily hygenics to their children is a failure as a parent and a failure as a human being.
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(http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/8438/67401323646317996631017.jpg)
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Is that L high-fiving the Cookie Monster?
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By god this thread is full of Win.
On a side note Rainbows have color in them. Does anyone know when they started doing this?
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Hans von Blumenstock is fucking ace (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EC64PFT8QFA)
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(http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/1103/willbeblood.jpg)
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Steampunk as a genre is awesome.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwRE5sOYoXA
EXTREME OFFICE PARKOURRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
also, how do you make words link to stuff? I've been using forums for years, but I've never learned how.
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when I normally want to find out how people did something I will quote the post and look at what they did and fiddle with my post and preview it to see if it works.
you want [url=*whatever you want here*] words words words [/url]
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(http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/456000.jpg)
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when I normally want to find out how people did something I will quote the post and look at what they did and fiddle with my post and preview it to see if it works.
you want [url=*whatever you want here*] words words words [/url]
Oh, thank you. Why didn't I think of that?
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jay leno pic
Reminds me of thisisphotobomb.com.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwRE5sOYoXA
EXTREME OFFICE PARKOURRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That was okay, but the first related video is better:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR3ndy0e--k&feature=channel
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That is awesome. We watched the 1000th episode two or thee times, how did I miss that?
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GOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLL!!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ae6ovaDBiDE)
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I have long attested that this is the single best clip from a cartoon ever.
I'M NOT TOMMY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vg7uZpgaemw)
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I beg to differ. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giaBe-yXDOY)
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He's got you beat there, Wesssssssley
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That is awesome. We watched the 1000th episode two or thee times, how did I miss that?
I just noticed you can download the song from his website.
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I dunno, first 1:10 of this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbsfNZY2DRc) is pretty amazing. Keep in mind this was broadcast currently on children's television with no context.
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I declare the best clip from a tv show to be this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgBCa_SLD_I).
Yes I got the text hyperlink thing down!
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LittleKey i love your avatar, i cant stop looking at it and smile.
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Hahaha thank you! It's Sora from Kingdom Hearts.
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I agree that the pool-flipping is one of the great television moments, but I actually meant, like, kid cartoons. I should have made that more clear.
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The Beat alls (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDqEwnpI1k4)
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You are right that wins hands-down.
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Never really been a fan of references and familiarity as a proxy for humor, tbh, but that was pretty alright.
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I miss you Powerpuff Girls. I loved when they had a day long marathon for it's 10 year anniversary.
(http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/2088/shadowofthepatapon.png)
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I would play that game.
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(http://www.gearcritech.com/images2/2008.05/update4_macgyver.jpg)
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(http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/4159/40153543.gif)
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...what on earth is that from?
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I dunno, but it looks like she's saying Daddy to me.
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Some sort of clown porn where in the end he finds out he was having sex with his daughter I think. Haven't seen it, but that's what I have heard about that clip.
(http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/8696/politicalcartoon.gif)
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http://www.somethingawful.com/d/horrors-of-porn/clown-porn.php
Yeah, found it.
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hey Tania, I picked a movie.
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Acting: - 8
Story: - 10
Depravity: - 7
Originality: - 5
Erotic Value: - 10
Overall: - 40
Must-see TV.
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(http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t85/FangHamhands/Arnold.jpg)
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AWESOME
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(http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/4159/40153543.gif)
Where Are They Now: Sarah Silverman
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(http://imgur.com/GWLSF.jpg)
(http://imgur.com/VHcaV.jpg)
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Clearly I am not eating enough meat.
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You should also be hanging out with Steve more often. I've heard he's EXXXTREME at everything.
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Kinda curious as to what is under those scribbles...
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Become a clown porn actor?
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The fifth one is entirely true.
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I hope to god that Steve is Steve Buscemi
also LEARN TO SPEAK EUROPEAN
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i really like the handwriting.
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(http://i29.tinypic.com/2rxb95c.gif)
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When I saw "Wear Cologne", for some reason I thought he meant the city.
"Why yes, this is indeed the entire city of Cologne on top of my head. Thank you for noticing, now let's fuck."
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(http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/4341/dzblogdynamicduo.jpg)
(http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/351/1eb2f1d71248903f14fe040.jpg)
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Fuck yeah.
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That has epic right out the ass.
http://bash.org/?731734
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http://likecool.com/Resident_Evil_Comic-Con_T-Shirt--TShirt--Style.html
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That has epic right out the ass.
http://bash.org/?731734
:laugh:
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I would have so much trouble not flashing people if I had that t-shirt.
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Pretty sure there's no problem then!
(now I know what to get you for christmas)
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http://bash.org/?731734
I lol'd
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Chuggo's Wikipedia page is up for deletion again. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Chuggo_(2nd_nomination))
Ten bucks says all of the entries that say Keep are all appended with "AHHHH C'MON FUCK A GUY".
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Public safety announcements from the future (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0L2hDkxHvbA&feature=channel_page)
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(http://4.media.tumblr.com/e7edWx8Otqlzk8vjyb3Fv72xo1_400.jpg) (http://ronenv.com)
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(http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/9646/adorablen.jpg)
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Samus Aran's views on same-sex marriage. (http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2009/8/4kaye.html)
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Fantastic
(http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/7941/dsc03523u.jpg)
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Samus Aran's views on same-sex marriage. (http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2009/8/4kaye.html)
McSweeney's is amusing. I say this as a cultured white person.
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Dog Food For Humans. (http://www.stupid.com/fun/DOGF.html)
Also
(Warning next link isnt for weak hearted seriously!)
Dogs like fucking (http://www.doggieloverdoll.com/)
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Oh Dollface, you rascal!
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http://bash.org/?728190
http://bash.org/?30472
http://bash.org/?16534
http://bash.org/?428662
My mom finds the best things.
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Samus Aran's views on same-sex marriage. (http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2009/8/4kaye.html)
McSweeney's is amusing. I say this as a cultured white person.
I agree with this.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XZj2PLNAeo&feature=related
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I just LMAO'ed at work.
On the phone.
With 10 other people.
I couldn't reach the mute button in time. D:
Totally worth it. :D
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Drop it like its Kirby. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXzg0D-cKds)
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Predator rap (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovi-djkUgd0)
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That was actually really good.
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(http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/gifs/o_482612.gif)
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Oh my god I'm stoned I stared at it for 15 minutes.
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(http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t85/FangHamhands/bullet.gif)
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(http://www.pvponline.com/comics/pvp20090806.gif)
EDIT: Just beat the fat off. (http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2009/07/29)
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My arms would get real sore using that.
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That's what she said
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(http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/8657/threeofakind.jpg)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XZj2PLNAeo&feature=related
The aftermath (http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2009/07/15)
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also
(http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/42/mobydick.png)
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That has been posted so many times, and yet it never gets old.
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I don't mean to be a spoilsport, but I don't think that WoW freakout is real. Just sayin'. The aftermath just seems like really bad acting.
There are like six videos of the dumb kid with the retainer being like "OKAY SO MY BROTHER IS FREEEAAKING OUT LOL" and his brother flipping out over the microwave and a car and such. I think it is just two friends/brothers having a good time.
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(http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh191/Wondersaunahotpants/finalcountdown.jpg)
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(http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/673/rorscachcourage.png)
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That has been posted so many times, and yet it never gets old.
yeah we have like, not one but two threads dedicated to that shit.
so good
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FINAL COUNTDOWN
One time when I was aiming to fuck with my housemate's head I set up speakers outside his room every morning and blasted the final countdown to wake him up. It was pretty great. In fact I'm going to email him that image right now to remind him of the fond memories he has of living in this house.
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(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y265/Earthforce_Soldier/1237777311745.jpg)
(http://i40.tinypic.com/2l89lsm.jpg)
(http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/5127/rassisqh1.jpg)
(http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Chin%20Tongue.jpg)
Everyone loves an image dump
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Beatmonsters (http://www.cartelle.nl/#/toys/beatmonsters)
and many other surprisingly relaxing games.
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Ok firstly, where's the Deadpool comic from? I love the artwork.
Secondly, does that guy have a tongue hanging off his lower lip? 'Cause, y'know, that's odd.
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I'd imagine he is pushing his tongue through a tapered lip piercing, Mark.
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(http://WHITE POWER)
I want to point out that his belt buckle is an SS buckle.
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It's those subtle touches that let you know he's a nazi.
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Ok firstly, where's the Deadpool comic from? I love the artwork.
If I'm not mistaken it's from X-Force
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http://www.cartelle.nl/#/toys/beatmonsters/14391083546
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Beatmonsters (http://www.cartelle.nl/#/toys/beatmonsters)
and many other surprisingly relaxing games.
I fucking hate it when websites resize my browser.
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(http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2126/52/105/602006431/n602006431_1772452_1194.jpg)
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Man. Everyone has been bringing some good stuff lately!
I only have this random image to contribute.
(http://www.threadless.com//product/1960/zoom.gif)
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That's a threadless shirt, sir, and I've already purchased it.
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You, sir, are a fount of information.
I tip my hat.
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Jens also purchased that shirt while we were in Chicago. It is pretty much the Best Thing.
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You should buy it too, good sir.
It's on sale.
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I am the terrorist from hell (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRvfSDPT-Rw&NR=1)
It just keeps getting better all the time.
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The worlds largest cheeto eaten over the worlds most expensive keyboard (http://gizmodo.com/5224528/i-ate-the-worlds-largest-cheeto-while-using-the-worlds-most-expensive-keyboard)
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Has there been a translation party link here yet?
http://translationparty.com/tp/#412065
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That site is fantastic.
This one will never reach equilibrium (http://translationparty.com/tp/#416650)
kudos to clara
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I just wanna put my finger in there and wiggle it around. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_IU86I_L9k)
Oh, and did I do this right? (http://translationparty.com/tp/#429300)
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And neither should you (http://translationparty.com/tp/#452903)
also:
More butts (http://translationparty.com/tp/#453294)
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Equilibrium found!
Shame on you, by the way.
Even translationparty.com can detect tastelessness. AI is becoming too smart, burn it.
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'Oh hey my name is ball face' (http://translationparty.com/tp/#462312) on translation party.
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Personal Urns (http://www.cremationsolutions.com/Personal-Urns-c109.html)
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God is a DJ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfX-s4dcYBg)
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Cone bone shoots the Fonz and Tom Cruise out of a circus cannon. (http://gawker.com/5331270/conan-shoots-wax-replicas-of-tom-cruise-and-fonzie-out-of-a-cannon-hilarity-ensues)
Don't think, just watch. (http://gawker.com/5330803/glenn-beck-man-of-a-thousand-voices)
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That site is fantastic.
This one will never reach equilibrium (http://translationparty.com/tp/#416650)
kudos to clara
Oh cool it just oscillates back and forth. I wish I knew enough about the languages to try and build one that oscillates with a larger period.
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I'll crawl inside you like warm kitten! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaql3gsspBc&feature=rec-HM-fresh+div)
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(http://imgur.com/yZgRB.jpg)
aww...
Cheer up Jason.
Hey mister turtle how many licks does it taAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!
(http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/9774/murderturtle.gif)
I forgot that turtles are cold-hearted reptiles.
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Yeah turtles are cold stabing motherfuckers.
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(http://pictureisunrelated.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/wtf-pics-i-like-dolls.jpg)
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http://pan-dan.blogspot.com/2009/01/star-wars-retold.html
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I've seen that before and it's hilarious. She is so adorable.
Only way that could be even more adorable:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBM854BTGL0
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Oh cool it just oscillates back and forth. I wish I knew enough about the languages to try and build one that oscillates with a larger period.
Odly, the above statement also oscillates back and forth (http://translationparty.com/tp/#668116) (unfortunately, not with a larger period)
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Cane-fighting for gentlemen? How interesting. Also, There, I fixed it. (http://thereifixedit.com/) I don't know if it has been posted yet, but whatever.
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(http://thereifixedit.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/thomasw-electrictoothbrush.jpg)
Fantastic
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Buger King shirts (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1201696/Getafe-shirty-Spanish-fans-beef-La-Liga-teams-new-Burger-King-kit.html)
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(http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/5221/saki02000b.png)
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That old 80's ragtime (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qz-Oj2QgzYw&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fslog.thestranger.com%2Fblogs%2Fslog%2F&feature=player_embedded).
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*Image*
That is awesome.
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Kirsten Dunst as Sailor Moon for some reason
(http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/3736/kirstendunstsailormoon.jpg)
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Unimpressive Sailor Moon cosplay, if you ask me.
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There is still some pretty impressive Kirsten Dunst though.
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Never understood the attraction.
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(http://i30.tinypic.com/23wwcqo.jpg)
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FUCK YEAH (http://tinyurl.com/nf6n9h)
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She has an elephant in her hair.
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Einhorn is Finkle, Finkle is Einhorn! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH4UL6btePY)
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Never understood the attraction.
When she got mad in Interview with a Vampire that she wasn't ever going to look older, I thought that was just a movie.
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Never understood the attraction.
Everyone was spooging over her when Spiderman opened, and I was looking at her thinking "this is supposed to be Mary Jane? What have we done that they must do this to us?"
Also
FUCK YEAH (http://tinyurl.com/nf6n9h)
See, watching that makes me realise that she actually has some amount of talent, and she just makes shit pop music to make money.
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(http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/8344/uglyug3.jpg)
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Crying now.
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Man I do not need to read a word of that to see what it is. You will not get me like that. I won't read it.
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(http://18.media.tumblr.com/rWucnmlZMqsaid0gbgJtb8PMo1_500.jpg)
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Lego Bible (http://www.thebricktestament.com/)
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I love that so much.
This (http://www.thebricktestament.com/genesis/rape_treachery_and_slaughter/gn34_01.html) might be the best one.
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(http://18.media.tumblr.com/rWucnmlZMqsaid0gbgJtb8PMo1_500.jpg)
I'm crying now, so much laughter inside. Inappropriate +91345820
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The (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_64GdGhuOkU) Amazing Adventures of (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=un_l-hrjoWE&feature=related) Screw-On Head (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug0h_3jlY3k&feature=related)
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(http://www.yodawgyo.com/wp-content/uploads/1061/recursion.jpg)
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(http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/8777/btmydgenrelarge.png)
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The (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_64GdGhuOkU) Amazing Adventures of (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=un_l-hrjoWE&feature=related) Screw-On Head (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug0h_3jlY3k&feature=related)
Can't believe Sci Fi passed that up
(http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/9181/howwouldyouhandle.jpg)
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I own a lot of the books that make you dumb. Also, Cracked! (http://www.cracked.com)
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Atlas Shrugged is placed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too high.
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I'm guessing this is in relation to the old SAT scale?
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Yes. From the site (http://booksthatmakeyoudumb.virgil.gr):
Average SAT (with standard error) for the 100 most popular books on facebook. The vertical axis doesn't mean anything.
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Atlas Shrugged is placed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too high.
QFT.
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Lego Bible (http://www.thebricktestament.com/)
(http://www.thebricktestament.com/revelation/god_tortures_kills_billions/rv06_08f.jpg)
I think the book of revelation is pretty much the best book in the lego bible.
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(http://www.thebricktestament.com/revelation/god_kills_one_third_of_remaining_humans/rv09_21.jpg)
Probably
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(http://fc04.deviantart.com/fs37/f/2008/242/9/f/StupidFox___2_by_SilentReaper.jpg)
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Well I'm convinced! (http://obamaisliterallyhitler.tumblr.com/)
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(http://www.postmodernbarney.com/images09/lincoln.jpg)
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I see nothing.
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Dada
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Yes. From the site (http://booksthatmakeyoudumb.virgil.gr):
Average SAT (with standard error) for the 100 most popular books on facebook. The vertical axis doesn't mean anything.
Just to clarify, it's not even based on individuals preferences for books compared to SATs. What they did is they took the top 10 lists from various colleges and universities and then charted those based on the average SAT score at each school. That's also why the chart doesn't go all the way to 1600. Cal Tech, which has the highest SAT scores of those used, still only averages 1520.
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(http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t85/FangHamhands/Squirrel.gif)
(http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t85/FangHamhands/proofmarks.jpg)
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(http://fc07.deviantart.com/fs19/f/2007/272/0/4/AtM__Food_for_Thought__by_SilentReaper.jpg)
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(http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/7333/faithmouse1.jpg)
(http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/7250/faithmouse2.jpg)
(http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/1923/faithmouse3.jpg)
full gallery of this dude who is quite possibly my new favourite artist (http://www.faithmouse.com/obama_unicorns.html)
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That is a suggestively placed unicorn horn in the first pic.
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I'm curious what Stalin has in his hands.
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personally i want to know why house is so angry.
also, on a similar train of thought, bad paintings of barack obama (http://badpaintingsofbarackobama.com).
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what
(http://iamchriscollins.com/badpaintingsofbarackobama/images//37.jpg)
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that one's my favourite!
i might put it on a t-shirt
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It reminds me of the video for jason Webley's 11 Saints.
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That is a suggestively placed unicorn horn in the first pic.
That's no horn baby
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I'm curious what Stalin has in his hands.
socialised medicine.
geddit
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geddit
Not if the Republicans have their way!
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Huh. I thought it was House's Vicodin.
Come to think of it, I'm still wondering why House is there at all. He's not really representative of socialised medicine. Or did the guy just need a really easy to recognise doctor?
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(http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/8691/1243371113095.jpg)
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(http://www.virtualshackles.com/img/civ_rev.jpg)
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(http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/4589/wisheshadwings1.jpg)
(http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/9026/wisheshadwings2.jpg)
(http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/74/wisheshadwings3.jpg)
(http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/4875/wisheshadwings4.jpg)
(http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/5427/wisheshadwings5.jpg)
(http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/7523/wisheshadwings6.jpg)
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Nice pagebreak.
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(http://www.oglaf.com/skulls.jpg)
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(http://img3.cdn.crunchyroll.com/i/spire1/2768b7e0f53c0ca2e61a9e6f9733b65f1228118331_full.png)
wut
(http://img3.cdn.crunchyroll.com/i/spire1/4df1bab051665565333f35262c8929611228107503_full.jpg)
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(http://files.myopera.com/pddod/files/DOIT.gif)
(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f87/random_dude_aac/1150963250361.gif)
(http://donaldmark.home.comcast.net/~donaldmark/PhotoJaunt2003/Images/pjamish01.jpg)
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I have been to Intercourse.
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What about Fucking, Austria
(http://www.novanation.com.au/img/article/normal/6CFH7EJ8.jpg)
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Zombiedude how did you get a picture of Brett's lawn?
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I'm a stalker
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Cool drawings here (http://nmezero.blogspot.com/):
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JtWcULEmXhI/Sbp4xWVL0PI/AAAAAAAAAaw/6qRzjitLeX8/s320/Scary_Ravenman.jpg)
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(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/3/31/Hxcccc.jpg)
Holy Moly!
Also quite funny article about Fucking, the town not the fun thing.
http://banderasnews.com/0611/nw-fucking-austria.htm (http://banderasnews.com/0611/nw-fucking-austria.htm)
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i find it disturbing that person has their shirt off and i still can't tell the gender
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Epic Flab
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[Fucking, Austria]
Zombiedude how did you get a picture of Brett's lawn?
So I totally just now realized it was Fucking, AUSTRIA. My mind immediately read it as Australia because I am fucking blind or something.
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(http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh191/Wondersaunahotpants/timestable.jpg)
(http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh191/Wondersaunahotpants/street_fighter.gif)
(http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh191/Wondersaunahotpants/Things-I-Like.jpg)
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OK, something that gives true meaning to the title of this thread. A treadmill on wheels, for people who want to run outside. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0gsaDxK884) :?
It's not a joke, the inventor is serious, he has a website for his other fitness products and system.
Edit: fixed link
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Mmmm link fail
(http://imgur.com/ZubwU.jpg)
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Street fighter
Please tell me this is from a t-shirt I can buy at a reasonable price.
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Maybe (http://www.threadless.com/product/1773/The_Ultimate_Combo#zoom)
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(http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/4471/wolverineorigins.jpg)
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http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/3/31/Hxcccc.jpg
Holy Moly!
BOOMER!
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(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/128244-2/Giant_waterslide.gif)
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Hotlinking from ED; bad idea.
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You could do worse.
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There's Klingons off the starboard bow Captain Kirk! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCARADb9asE&feature=related)
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I used to love that song as a kid, but having just listened to it after about 20 years, it makes me want to go out and shoot people.
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Bear Creek Apartments (http://www.radiomaru.com/comics/short/bca/)
This is exactly why I don't trust women!
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Cause they'll turn you into a goat?
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yes
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The Real Housewives of Lancaster County (http://www.youtube.com/user/TheLandline#play/all/uploads-all/0/o896InWRLDg)
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(http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs193.snc1/6493_137496933295_529318295_3253311_3343788_n.jpg)
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This is exactly why I don't trust women!
Ah! A great mystery of the board solved. Now I can go back and read the relationship thread in a new light.
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This isn't even that pointless but I don't feel like resurrecting the Swine Flu thread (http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/x9mh9f_swine-flu-1976-propaganda_webcam&autoPlay=1&related=1)
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(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e97/kilmindaro/DESU/112.jpg)
(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e97/kilmindaro/DESU/113.jpg)
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(http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/3236/quantumjunction.jpg)
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I (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEdTzhrsOd8)
DIDN'T (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59TxAwU-Y34)
KNOW (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7aPJbYyXaA)
I (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIQwS_6cFy4)
WAS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJqqftBWT0w)
PREGNANT (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJ8d8OrjIPE&NR=1)
(goddamn i love this show)
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(http://i39.tinypic.com/rrmwz6.jpg)
Twu Love
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Link because it's huge... But it's totally worth it, specially for those who have some questions about WWII (http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/3392/wwiiinshortu.jpg)
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I think that's been posted here before, but it is still awesome.
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I still think "with a little help from Russia" is perhaps one of the greatest understatements in the history of the universe. The sad thing is that American text books don't really go very far in correcting that attitude, at least not until you hit AP classes, at any rate. The Eastern Front is basically a li'l footnote tucked between more important chapters, like "America!" and "Fuck Yeah!"
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Only one of these turtles is having any fun. (http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/turtle-orgasm)
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That is fantastic.
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Telemegaphone (http://www.unsworn.org/telemegaphone/).
It's a large megaphone hooked up to a telephone line.
Call this number and your voice will boom out over a Norwegian mountainside and fjord:
+47 90 369389
You got to be kidding me.
if this is real i will be princess of norway in no time.
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(http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/090811.jpg)
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The sad part is that I know people which are just like those guys.
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The sad part is that I know people which are just like those guys.
is it thar person who you in the mirror?
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Brownage, Dollface.
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I read that word as brown-age at first and was confused and slightly grossed out
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I (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEdTzhrsOd8)
DIDN'T (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59TxAwU-Y34)
KNOW (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7aPJbYyXaA)
I (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIQwS_6cFy4)
WAS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJqqftBWT0w)
PREGNANT (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJ8d8OrjIPE&NR=1)
Can't help but feel this was lost in the pagebreak, and I think it's really culturally significant, so yet another pointless post in the pointless thread.
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I don't get this show or the Pregnant at Sixteen one
(http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/7448/deadpooldorothy.jpg)
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*VGCats*
Don't you just love it when somebody rips off the Onion (http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/bro_youre_a_god_among_bros)?
At the very least you don't crib from classics.
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The sad part is that I know people which are just like those guys.
is it thar person who you in the mirror?
(http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/9186/funny1q.jpg)
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Been saving up that load for a while have ya?
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I find it kind of hard to claim that it's ripping off the onion when that's a pretty common perception of stereotypical Bros anyways. I mean, it also wasn't terribly funny but that's beside the point.
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I took the Dollface's coment as seriously as I did with Scarred's picture. :-D
Been saving up that load for a while have ya?
Of course I did dude... Of course I did. :roll:
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*VGCats*
Don't you just love it when somebody rips off the Onion (http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/bro_youre_a_god_among_bros)?
At the very least you don't crib from classics.
So anyone making a "Bro" joke means they must ripped off an article from 2007, ignoring the fact that making fun of "Bros" has been part of popular culture for the past billion and a half years.
Got it.
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So Animal House ripped off The Onion? Fascinating.
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(http://i42.tinypic.com/35d85qr.jpg)
EDIT: World War I bitches (http://fc00.deviantart.com/fs46/i/2009/187/3/0/World_War_One__Simple_Version_by_AngusMcLeod.jpg)
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Random Thought: Isn't it funny that the U.S. Secretary of Education looks like a complete retard?
(http://a.imagehost.org/0307/DuncanArne47.jpg)
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Not really
(http://www.viruscomix.com/putthatinyourpipeandsmokeit.jpg)
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U.S. Secretary of Education
someone should add red eyes, fangs and cloak.
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Atheist Apocalypse
Ummm... Yes please.
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v74/chowburger/0003kk33-1.gif)
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Seriously guys. I tried to tell you about Sky Sharks. But would you listen?
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That's exactly what I need to see when I'm three weeks away from my first transatlantic flight.
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Damn... We're fucked.
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(http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h90/SpecialKRJ/b7d02c71.jpg)
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Nice ass, Joker.
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picture
(http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/3964/0f1e8a3d94e723e74e3fa8d.jpg)
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(http://i650.photobucket.com/albums/uu230/SirJuggles/Hititsohard.jpg)
Actual it's possible that I got this image from this thread in the first place... in which case I apologize for the terrible repost.
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I just realised that the guy in the Atheist Apocalypse image Zombiedude posted was wearing a Quebec's Nordiques T-shirt. Thumbs up for that.
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Sky Shark gif
Yeah, but what's he saying, I can't quite figure it out. :wink:
Periodic Table of Typefaces (http://i.gizmodo.com/5169466/the-periodic-table-of-typefaces) (you can get full size image via this page)
(http://i826.photobucket.com/albums/zz186/JimorB/FontTable.jpg)
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Holy shit?
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I hate Virus Comix
(http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/4796/bearsdontcare.gif)
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I like how they say "notorious" and yet Comic Sans still doesn't get a mention.
It's like designers are saying "maybe if we don't talk about it it will cease to exist"
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(http://afrojacks.com/images/stories/animalcrackers.gif)
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It's like designers are saying "maybe if we don't talk about it it will cease to exist"
Then there are those who like to talk about it a lot (http://bancomicsans.com/home.html) in the same (vain) hope.
To quote the guy who invented the damn thing:
"If you love it, you don't know much about typography," Mr. Connare says. But, he adds, "if you hate it, you really don't know much about typography, either, and you should get another hobby."
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Errm. . .
(http://a.imagehost.org/0167/180px-Togtfo.jpg)
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THE SEXY MILK JUMP (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sZ1dqvbnfw)
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Yo Dawg, I herd you like guns (http://pimpmygun.doctornoob.com/app.html)
Witness one of my babies
(http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/7958/myweaponj.jpg)
Notice the 4 gun barrels
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I see your 4 gun barrels and raise you 5 barrells, double clip, and a silenced grenade launcher:
(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a127/r3an1m4t3d/myweapon.jpg)
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RAAAAAAARRRWRWRWRRRGHHH
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a24/phyrexianmeatdog/myweapon.jpg)
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(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f94/LittleKey/myweapon.jpg)
I tried to keep it as realistic as possible. For example, if it's the gun I'm thinking of it can fire grenades already that attach to the barrel, so an added launcher would be unnecessary.
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Woa, that link seems awesome. I'm saving it, thanks!
Also...
(http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/531/4chanbg4.png)
Sorry if it's repost.
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Oh god I can't stop.
(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a127/r3an1m4t3d/myweapon2.jpg)
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(http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh191/Wondersaunahotpants/myweapon.jpg)
Yeah i did furiously masturbate when i made this.
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Lets take sad pills. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOkPaSwXC6s)
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poo is funny (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6grEZ-X4nc&feature=channel)
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an added launcher would be unnecessary.
GTFO the gun club!!
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Those guns look like the kinda shit Rob Liefeld craps out.
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A man's gun (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hcc2flpSuwQ)
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That's terrifying.
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Those guns look like the kinda shit Rob Liefeld craps out.
Cable holds this with one hand.
(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a127/r3an1m4t3d/myweapon3.jpg)
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What, no pouches?
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World War I bitches (http://fc00.deviantart.com/fs46/i/2009/187/3/0/World_War_One__Simple_Version_by_AngusMcLeod.jpg)
I love how that has NOTHING about Canada and Vimey Ridge and that...
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(http://www.spookingtons.com/1storage/1up1shot018550.jpg)
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And now I want another play through of Bioshock!
What, no pouches?
Linkara?
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pic
Aww thats sweet i really want that version of the bio shock.
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(http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/3041/pistalauncher.jpg)
A pistol with a grenade launcher
Also
(http://image.blingee.com/images15/content/output/000/000/000/4ee/379743806_2024373.gif?4)
ok last edit
(http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/3999/170146daydreaming1vwaa3.jpg)
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Going to slowly see how many unnecessary triggers I can squeeze on without it looking unnatural. Well... for a given value of unnatural.
(http://i650.photobucket.com/albums/uu230/SirJuggles/myweapon.jpg)
edit: current record, 4
(http://i650.photobucket.com/albums/uu230/SirJuggles/myweapon2.jpg)
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(http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/6307/myweapon2m.jpg)
6 barrels
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That pistol grip makes it look like a bloody turret.
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Isn't the trigger the wrong way round?
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So now we care about accuracy.
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Lots of pictures of shooters.
Sigourney Weaver has a lot to answer for...
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(http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/8331/dropbears.jpg)
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They look kinda like Stitch. He's all cute until he opens his mouth and you see those teeth...
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(http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/8632/gifbinfacetricks.gif)
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Oh my goodness can someone please set that to music? Like, I'm thinking his left ear is hi-hat, right ear is snare... eyebrows could be horn runs?
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(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a55/ddovey/myweapon.jpg)
Aw yeah, 2 flashlights
Aw yeaah, Backwards facing barrel with a bipod
Aww yeeaah, sight with a sight on top with a laser on top with a SILENCER AND A STOCK.
Awww yyeeeaaahh, One of the sights is a gun somehow.
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Felicia Day FTW (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urNyg1ftMIU)
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(http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh191/Wondersaunahotpants/myweapon2.jpg)
(http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh191/Wondersaunahotpants/myweapon3.jpg)
all your guns are inferior.
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(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_a7jkcMVp5Vg/SY7YEVAZLuI/AAAAAAAAIEE/kDjLIrkfWVU/s400/smilingplane.jpg)
I love Postsecret.
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I think you guys may have just created a gun that invalidates the Zardos maxim of "the gun is good, the penis is evil"
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Why the f*** do you have a child? (http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/)
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3. Give your cat a DAMN HELL ASS massage. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnZhi5gaX8g)
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(http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/9629/poohandhobbes.jpg)
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Wait, I see the Calvin & Hobbes, but what's with the... oh God. Oh God please tell me that is Winnie the Pooh.
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(http://gifbin.com/bin/082009/1250349506_tetris_sky_diving.gif)
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That's Winnie the Pooh all right, looking pretty badass. He's got a rumbly in his tumbly I bet.
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Dissolving swimsuits in men's (http://www.racheshop.de/product_info.php?products_id=12328) and women's (http://www.racheshop.de/product_info.php?products_id=12329) styles.
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Designed for prankers everywhere
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(http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/967/senseandsensibilityseam.jpg)
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Edit: Nevermind
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dude.. that battle screams EPICNESS. Someone has to do a killer mot for that one.
I bet for Hobbes hands down!!
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I dunno... normally I'd bet on Hobbes but that Pooh is freakin GIGANTIC. He gets one good headshot in with one of those frying pans and Hobbes is done for.
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If zombies existed, we'd be doomed. It's science. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8206280.stm)
One up for tangible results in a chosen field...
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Actually, no, that article points to the exact opposite. The world's military is much more capable of killing zombies than that mathematician supposed. Got a city full of them? Nuke it. A few thousand? Machine guns. Modern weaponry would annihilate the shambling creatures in hours. The only way the zombies would win is if we tried to cure them (creating more humans for zombification) or let them survive in some way. Swift, devastating violence would be required to save the human race, and as a species we are quite capable of exacting that. FPS gamers rejoice, basically. :-D
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By any chance, have you happened to have read 'World War Z'?
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Nope, however I have seen references to that book in relation to the story: http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2009/08/18/zombie_plague_paper/
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There's an interesting chapter in the book where a veteran of World War Z reflects about the US military's first large-scale battle with an undead horde. Despite automatic weapons, tanks, air support, and last-ditch-thermobaric-weapons-of-doom they are overrun by the living dead. The outcome is due to a combination of insufficient understanding of the undead, poor command and control, and the incorrect adaptation of doctrine and weapons to effectively combat the zombies. Whilst the work is, of course, fictional, the defeat of a modern military force by a poorly understood and underrated unconventional enemy is one that has a ring of truth about it, not to mention a number of historical parallels.
The above is, obviously, perhaps a touch too serious given we're referring to an entirely made-up scenario. But, long story short, do pick up a copy of 'World War Z' if you can because it's actually a well thought-out, well executed, hoofing read.
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I SEE NOTHING
fix'd
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There's an interesting chapter in the book where a veteran of World War Z reflects about the US military's first large-scale battle with an undead horde. Despite automatic weapons, tanks, air support, and last-ditch-thermobaric-weapons-of-doom they are overrun by the living dead. The outcome is due to a combination of insufficient understanding of the undead, poor command and control, and the incorrect adaptation of doctrine and weapons to effectively combat the zombies. Whilst the work is, of course, fictional, the defeat of a modern military force by a poorly understood and underrated unconventional enemy is one that has a ring of truth about it, not to mention a number of historical parallels.
The above is, obviously, perhaps a touch too serious given we're referring to an entirely made-up scenario. But, long story short, do pick up a copy of 'World War Z' if you can because it's actually a well thought-out, well executed, hoofing read.
Was that the chapter they dropped the gas and fucked up their own troops? Man, that book was fucking awesome
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(http://i27.tinypic.com/2r3h02b.jpg)
in case you're wondering (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_pope)
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Someone should tell MSNBC to solicit better photosets. Maybe use a headline like "Naked Emma Watson Lookalikes Becoming More Prevalent - SEND PHOTOS"
But, really, these headlines are full of teh funnies.
(http://a.imagehost.org/0200/lulz.jpg)
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I find most headlines hilarious.
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I think I'm in love with Professor Smith?. (http://www.mathstat.uottawa.ca/~rsmith/)
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(http://tomcatltd.com/picture_library/sameapartment/1231437424.png)
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HAHAHA THAT JOKE IS HILARIOUS
(http://data.tumblr.com/mlsyKxOF8f0v9i3o2ELXg6nZo1_500.jpg)
(http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u87/bluxero/workout.gif)
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1113/1387184365_de93f05598_o.gif)
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(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1113/1387184365_de93f05598_o.gif)
Emptyquoting because this thing is freakin amazing and I have not seen it get nearly the attention it deserves.
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If you think it deserves more attention I'll just add a link to that beast's creator's web presence.
http://www.strandbeest.com/index.html
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There aint no crime that i dont know about. (so be good or i will come after you) (http://www.radioreference.com/apps/audio/)
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(http://waffleimages.nwpshost.com/files/df/df88343d8e466cfa25b157ebd0f1dcbd20936609.gif)
Have another
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These things are powered by wind in case you did not know.
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(http://i34.tinypic.com/2pp0t40.gif)
Triple post because why the hell not
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That is really awesome and oh god I wish we could have something as mindblowing (even though a total hoax) as that for this generation.
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Woa... That gif is a killer
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(http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/9458/9bd8376d9ca18793fe21429.gif)(http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/9458/9bd8376d9ca18793fe21429.gif)(http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/9458/9bd8376d9ca18793fe21429.gif)(http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/9458/9bd8376d9ca18793fe21429.gif)(http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/9458/9bd8376d9ca18793fe21429.gif)
Have some more
(http://starbucks.mirror.waffleimages.com/files/ad/ad8511d466700d4529ae76f7ed57702d1efc22e2.gif)
(http://starbucks.mirror.waffleimages.com/files/1e/1e2ee6d5c524502c126a47d0b65cdb024c401d0e.gif)
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Was that the chapter they dropped the gas and fucked up their own troops? Man, that book was fucking awesome
It's been years since I read the book so I'm not sure. The chapter I was refering to is the battle for Yonkers early in the book. The chapter is told by a soldier who also gives further accounts of the later stages of the war where the tide begins to turn.
But yeah, an awesome book that will also hopefully make an awesome film.
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I haven't read it all yet, but man, World War Z was a dangerous book to have to reshelve back during my bookstore days. Open to any random page while walking back to the shelves and start reading, and suddenly it's 15 minutes later and everybody is wondering where the hell you've been while the line is halfway through the store and the phones are ringing off the hook. :angel:
I really need to just get it.
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I am reading it right now and it is fantastic. I'd hope a decent studio picked it up if it were adapted for screen.
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I'm... almost disappointed. All of these many and varied gun parts and nobody has tried to make Megatron. There's your challenge mode.
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(http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh191/Wondersaunahotpants/creepy.jpg)
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(http://i29.tinypic.com/25qz02h.jpg)
(http://i30.tinypic.com/if5y5h.jpg)
(http://i29.tinypic.com/19axs6.jpg)
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(http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/4510/blackboltbolt.jpg)
(http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/9175/bladei.jpg)
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(http://i26.tinypic.com/4v376s.gif)
Can't stop watching
also this
(http://j.photos.cx/reversedball-5a3.gif)
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BOING
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(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3443/3830902036_51eedf0950_o.jpg)
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Prepare yourself for the most epic family photo ever taken.
(http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs156.snc1/5810_579792734776_122504430_34664710_6446236_n.jpg)
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Using physics to neuter your friends is fun! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjCDLMtkNGc)
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(http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/5674/merissa1.jpg)
(http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/5609/merissa2.jpg)
HWORLB
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What a good ending.
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Where's that strip from?
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A fine lady called Emmy Cicierega (http://binsybaby.livejournal.com/) made it.
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She wasn't that fat imo
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I'd say appropriately curvy, actually.
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Aerodynamically curvaceous, woo!
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The best kind of curvaceous, in fact.
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Wouldn't it be 'Hydrodynamically Curvaceous' in this case? :?
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That was phenomenal. Good show Zombiedude
(http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/8085/hitmanpyw.jpg)
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hahahha. Never played hitman but damn.
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Buxom Mermaid is Buxom.
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But she did steal a beach ball so that mermaid is criminal. :police:
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A fine lady called Emmy Cicierega (http://binsybaby.livejournal.com/) made it.
Those damn Cicierega siblings sure do win the internet a lot.
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(http://fc09.deviantart.com/fs38/i/2008/357/1/8/Eye_Candy_by_mprox.png)
hey guys is this bad?
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No, but I've got something to show to my eye-phobic English professor from high school.
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That is just fascinating to me. I like it.
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Whole new twist on the "apple of my eye" thing.
I'm kinda thinking of Alan Rickman from Prince of Thieves. Cut your heart out with a spoon and put your eye out with a cherry.
Or maybe even Gary Oldman's Zorg from 5th element, brought down by one tiny little cherry.
Ok, now my brain has segued into some really sick porn - "Oh Donny! Are you gonna pop my cherry?"
Eww.
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See I wish I was better if telling if things were photoshopped.
'cause some dude who lost his eye might just be putting stuff in there that looks cool in photos or something.
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(http://www.cracked.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/liondrome2.jpg)
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(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/123658-2/Cat_catches_bat.gif)
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Ukraine, it has talent (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=518XP8prwZo)
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Man this thread so awesome.
(http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee6/MintyM15/Awesome1-1.jpg)
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(http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/4813/21484690.jpg)
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Well....this was my second favorite.
(http://a.imagehost.org/0188/lolol_2.jpg)
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SPEAKING OF MEERKATS
(http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/5210/hakunamatatao.jpg)
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*seal of awesomeness*
Not trying hard enough
(http://i650.photobucket.com/albums/uu230/SirJuggles/SealOfApproval.jpg)
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The name's Partridge, Alan Partridge. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrp0wJsXNEA)
Oh, and there's nothing like being told by a flasher and child pornographer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agT2GVNQjao&feature=related) to stop doing crack to really drive the point home...
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SPEAKING OF MEERKATS
Excellent, you saw Timon and Pumbaa! Did you get their autographs? Or ask them when their next movie is coming out? 'Cause those guys are cool.
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(http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/2266/544427c80a8627bc2971d28.jpg)
Apparently that says "Please! Not so fast!" in German
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That one with Timon and Pumba is friggin awesome.
Also...
(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/4d/Bear_relationship.jpg)
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Twilight dildo (http://tantusinc.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TD&Product_Code=VAMP). SPARKLE SPARKLE.
Yes the The Vamp retains hot and cold temperature. Toss it in the fridge for that authentic experience.
Words fail me.
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Yeah, I heard about that through the Onion, but I was at my sister's house and I really didn't feel like leaving a sparkly dildo paper trail on her browser history, so I never really investigated further.
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Who want to have sex with me? Over the internet! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xtcqvm0AHM&feature=player_embedded)
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Procrastination is... (http://artbloom.net/procrastination/)
im in ur thread, breaking your page.
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Hungry?
Try eating at Wilkinson's Family Restaurant. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR7yqkmNG3A)
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Oh wow, that's great. Awesome.
(http://www.marriedtothesea.com/072209/the-new-reality-show-fish-of-love.gif)
(check the image name)
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Haha
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The best Reality I've seen in years.
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Hungry?
Try eating at Wilkinson's Family Restaurant. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR7yqkmNG3A)
Hey Liam Lynch, why don't you get off Mr. Show's dick (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=se1b3Vh_VhU)
Man that was the last episode. *sigh*
Also HASDABFJABFJUAHNFUIHJNIEHIJAHFEAUHAUENAUWJNF YEAH (http://gawker.com/5342905/the-30-rock-porn-brings-us-the-real-girlie-show)
The guy who plays Frank really looks like him if you don't look too hard.
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I know you all have found links in places on the internet claiming to bring you to "the worst erotic fanfiction ever." I think we might have a winner. (http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/08/fan_fiction_friday_hogwarts_and_a_giant_squid_in_f.php)
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The title really stands on its own. I didn't even click on the link. Just a simple mouse over has told me all I need to know.
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I know you all have found links in places on the internet claiming to bring you to "the worst erotic fanfiction ever." I think we might have a winner. (http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/08/fan_fiction_friday_hogwarts_and_a_giant_squid_in_f.php)
I'm partial to this thread (http://www.echoingthesound.org/ets_archives/viewtopic.php?p=72580#72580) made a long time ago in one of my old forums. The whole thread is really gold, it starts off making fun of a board idiot and it just blooms into this cornucopia of Search Engine S/M fanfic.
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(http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2009/HEALTH/07/28/spinal.injury.blue.dye/art.rat.after.urmc.jpg)
Found here. (http://edition.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/07/28/spinal.injury.blue.dye/index.html)
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I think you messed up that link.
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How embarrassing. Fixed now.
Also,
(http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/89798_darthvaderjarjarbinkshead.jpg)
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Repent ye fools (http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html)
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That is a pretty awful bot. Like, ten years ago bad, just implemented in Flash.
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Yeah it is
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Me:
My name is god.
God:
Nice to meet you, god.
Clearly I am god.
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Man, I LOVE mushrooms. Fucking love them, on just about all foods. Cooked, raw, delicious. Not like him, though. I never involve my trumpet. :-(
(http://fatpita.net/images/image%20(1014).jpg)
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dude that is a trombone
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oh well then that makes perfect sense
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dude that is a trombone
But I don't own a trombone, I only own a trumpet. :-(
oh well then that makes perfect sense
lmao
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Imao
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The iGod bot is amusing, but could be better. Just wondering, does anyone have a link to a really good-quality bot? I've never had much luck with them, but I haven't looked in a few years.
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I, Mao
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I know you all have found links in places on the internet claiming to bring you to "the worst erotic fanfiction ever." I think we might have a winner. (http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/08/fan_fiction_friday_hogwarts_and_a_giant_squid_in_f.php)
oh my god
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:cry:
I can't unread that. I hope my memory forgives me by letting go of this.
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http://www.cleverbot.com/ (http://www.cleverbot.com/)
I like this Bot.
It does the Team Rocket motto with me.
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I know you all have found links in places on the internet claiming to bring you to "the worst erotic fanfiction ever." I think we might have a winner. (http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/08/fan_fiction_friday_hogwarts_and_a_giant_squid_in_f.php)
oh my god
I second this.
That was more hilarious than creepy.
MANIPULATE YOUR STAIRCASES. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.
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I was just on photobucket to upload a picture, and the example photo on their homepage is hilarious:
(http://pic.photobucket.com/homepage/promo/r21_promo_1.png)
I wanna see that used as the example photo in picture frames in the store.
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(http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/6669/matsukofaces.gif)
I think it's an advertisement for noodles.
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SUPERMAN DAT
(http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/6669/matsukofaces.gif)
YOOOOOOO
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She reminded me of this picture.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_eLkHhhY7c24/RzneZyIJSAI/AAAAAAAABrc/-DVtAxMhc04/s400/shark.jpg)
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PONY!!! (http://www.altnation.com/forums/attachments/junk-talk/58215d1146435710-gimp-suit-blackstallion.jpg)
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Let's be honest. This day has been coming since the moment he joined this forum.
(http://i650.photobucket.com/albums/uu230/SirJuggles/Dollface666.jpg)
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(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2/ffgtthttghyujjfdss/61a3c2d53940016706f63ed4e4c3452ace1.jpg)
(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2/ffgtthttghyujjfdss/c4db35b4e266a9113e8ac95d218f6108ac7.jpg)
(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2/ffgtthttghyujjfdss/9a5eab68e12ff908abc4079edb1da2ae126.jpg)
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Imao
NAY, I meant L, MAO
http://www.bustedtees.com/LMAO
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(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_eLkHhhY7c24/RzneZyIJSAI/AAAAAAAABrc/-DVtAxMhc04/s400/shark.jpg)
Oh god, how I laughed..
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I'm A Fucking Hipster [pic]
= Seattle
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miley cyrus dresses sort of like a stripper and also works a stripper pole at the teen choice awards (http://thesuperficial.com/2009/08/miley_cyrus_works_the_pole.php?bfm_index=5&bfm_page=0)
what are you talking about, no i do not think the fact that she is 16 and performing for an audience composed primarily of prepubescent kids in middle school is super creepy or inappropriate at all
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Lunch bag art (http://lunchbagart.tumblr.com/)
(http://1.media.tumblr.com/7EkCP9i3Ppx36r8rQx09bAgKo1_400.jpg)
I want this one so bad.
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(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n271/Ryushinen/U.SSoldier.jpg)
Haha. 1944
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Does that mean before 1944 the US soldier got his ass kicked a lot?
also
(http://bogleech.com/comics/mommymommy2.png)
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By the hells did you see how much of a brat that kid was being. Scary stuff that.
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Jjajajajja last panel is so brilliant XP
I always laugh my ass off with Legorobot.
(http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/3432/48992465.jpg)
Remember kids... Zordon has the answer
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(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/49181-1/gods_of_war.jpg)
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The drawings in the first two panels are the best, but everything after that is shit. Besides being an unfunny ripoff of the "white whale" comic, panel 4 is very racist.
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I don't know if I could really call it racist unless there was also a mention of the building being bombed, planes etc. Definitely not as good as the White Whale comic though.
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Meh, not really racist, But it was a bad ripoff of the White Whale comic which was fantastic if you ask me.
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I think he's saying that the comic Jace posted comes across as racist, not the one about Zordon.
And seriously, if you can't figure out why it'd be seen as racist, I don't know what to tell you. It drops the N bomb and really seems to be implying that being cuckolded by a stereotypical black guy is adding insult to injury. Oh, and that it might give you AIDs.
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Ah, that would explain my confusion. I can't see the one Jace posted because I'm at work. Now I'm curious goddamnit.
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Ah, that would explain my confusion. I can't see the one Jace posted because I'm at work. Now I'm curious goddamnit.
If you can't see the comic it's pretty easy to picture in your mind really. Picture the "white whale" comic, change to a different angry song, and then add some racism.
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To be fair, the dude's reaction in panel 2 really is great.
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If you change the bad word & the disease in your head when you read it it's a little funnier. But still not that funny. & why would the chubby yet attractive lady call her boyfriend/lover a N word? Why does she have to be chubby YET attractive.
I've changed my mind, I don't like it.
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It's like making an anti-semitic lolcat.
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It's like making a demotivator about sneaky gooks.
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It's like rickrolling a Kwanzaa celebration.
...
No wait that one could actually be pretty funny.
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http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/cgi-bin/seigmiaow.pl (http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/cgi-bin/seigmiaow.pl) There's a site for that already...
Which made me think of another site I like:
http://www.whatjeffkilled.com/ (http://www.whatjeffkilled.com/)
It's about a cat who kills things. Sorry as both of these sites are really old, I haven't seen them in this thread.
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It's like making an anti-semitic lolcat.
(http://trollcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/911_the_jews_did_it_trollcat.jpg)
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aw lookit the kitty
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That is so bad...on the Polish site, you can see precisely where they've edited the image. Badly. :laugh:
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hee hee they didn't even change his hand
That reminds me, there's a poster I see a lot in the subway that has a badly photoshopped stock photo of a black guy stuck into one of their worker's uniforms. The part I don't get is that I'm sure that business actually does have plenty of black workers so why the badly photoshopped stock photo?
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the worst shop I have ever seen in my entire life
This is no longer the case (http://photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com/)
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Terrible microsoft photoshop
You can see they left the macbook in there as well
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also
(http://buttersafe.com/comics/2009-08-20-DangoMango.jpg)
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wut
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Zombiedude reads buttersafe! Yes!
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Wait, I have both of those microsoft pages open and am looking back and forth and they are definitely identical. What am I doing wrong?
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If you click Dimmukane's link, you'll see what the Polish website liked like until apparently very recently (I tried both links earlier today, and they were different). The black guy used to have a white guy's face photoshopped over his own for the Polish website.
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(http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/3961/snackcakes.jpg)
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(http://www.comixed.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/fry-ctc.jpg)
Might be a repost but ehhh
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If this turns out to be true I will track down the first printing of Batman 3 and poop on it (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/2606745/Megan-Fox-has-signed-up-to-play-Catwoman-in-the-next-Batman-movie.html?OTC-RSS&ATTR=Bizarre).
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If you haven't seen it corroborated anywhere else, keep your poop, sirrah. It's The Sun - they hardly have their fingers on the pulse of reality.
(their fingers are on page 3)
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oh my god the puns in that link
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I enjoyed this from the discussion on the Microsoft image:
Poland is just less PC, computers are racist!
here is proof:
black = rgb 0, 0, 0
white = rgb 255,255,255
This means, according to the central prejudice unit:
white > black
Will be a fact and return true! the central prejudice unit never changes its mind, ever!
It doesn't just end there, even so called web colors define the same sickening racism.
Even the beloved Python of reddit is racist to the core:
>>> 'white' > 'black'
True
>>> 'black' > 'white'
False
Try it for yourself! So according to the evil CPU, zero is black and black is zero.
This sickening racism is everywhere in computing, look at garbage collection
This racist garbage algorithm is looking for black and white objects, once it has found all the black objects, it will let the white objects GO FREE!!1
No black object points directly to a white object.
This racist garbage algorithm was a big selling point for a programming language called Java, one of Java's biggest features, is that it allowed the racist programmers freedom from checking black NULL pointers and maintaining the apartheid system themselves.
Is a well known fact that coffee is inextricably linked to slavery and racism, Java used to be known as Oak, and we can all guess why it was called that now.
Everywhere you look that deals with these poor, unhappy pointers you see:
if ( p != NULL ) // <-- code word for 'black'
/* p is safe */
That isn't all, so called "strings" that programmers use, must, at the end of each and every one, have a black NULL - black people at the end of strings! attached to ropes! there is even a data type that is called a rope
These programmers just cannot allow a poor black pointer to catch a break, they're always checking for NULLs before doing anything! and guess what? poor black null pointers never have anything! they're at the lowest address possible!
Programmers are always telling each other to 'code safely' to 'check null pointers' and to be aware of 'security' - these are are all just code words!!
If they do trip up, if they do make a mistake, the central prejudice unit is there to make sure, that poor, unloved, black null pointer doesn't get ANYTHING!!
Intel, AMD, ARM, Transmeta - all part of the racist hegemony!
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but but zero is the hero!
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Lunch bag art (http://lunchbagart.tumblr.com/)
(http://1.media.tumblr.com/7EkCP9i3Ppx36r8rQx09bAgKo1_400.jpg)
I want this one so bad.
Hey! I'm on the Questionable Content board! And I didn't even spam.
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(http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs004.snc1/4156_1138498512871_1539642975_30335108_6440616_n.jpg)
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(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/39/2009/08/500x_heftweet82609_01.jpg)
:c
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Hey Liam Lynch, why don't you get off Mr. Show's dick (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=se1b3Vh_VhU)
Holy shit there is an Atari 2600 under the TV in that skit. (1:26) God I love those little touches.
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http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/
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(http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/7830/fortressofteams.jpg)
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(http://fc08.deviantart.com/fs49/i/2009/170/1/9/Team_Fortress_dump_by_Celestial298.jpg)
Now I want a Koala skin
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What in the name of all that is damned did i just read?
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Has thou never heard of Team Fortress 2?
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(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/39/2009/08/500x_heftweet82609_01.jpg)
:c
Obviously Hugh isn't very aware of the existence of Rule 34, and that Marge Simpson is probably one of the oldest characters to be Rule 34'd.
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(http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh191/Wondersaunahotpants/8_ways_to_prepare_your_pets_for_war.jpg)
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Poodles?
Poodles! (http://roadkillroadkill.blogspot.com/2009/08/ive-never-really-enjoyed-poodle-until.html)
My favorite is the pony
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Prepare your Pets for war
(http://www.culture-sf.com/forum/critiques-bd/couvertures/planches/WE3_planche_2.jpg)
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(http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/gays-arcade.jpg)
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That's just too much.
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Memorial stones, eh?
Tom Pearse, Tom Pearse, lend me your grey mare.
All along, down along, out along lee.
For I want for to go to Widecombe Fair,
With Bill Brewer, Jan Stewer, Peter Gurney,
Peter Davy, Dan'l Whiddon, Harry Hawke,
Old Uncle Tom Cobley and all,
Old Uncle Tom Cobley and all.
Here is the gravestone of Tom Pearse, in Sticklepath, on the northern edge of Dartmoor:
(http://cassland.org/images/TomPearse.jpg)
And here, from the village of Spreyton a few miles further north, is the gravestone of Tom Cobley - who had a nephew, but also had an uncle called Tom:
(http://cassland.org/images/UncleTomCobley.jpg)
There was also a Bill Brewer in Sticklepath, but no gravestone for him is known.
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Poodles?
Poodles! (http://roadkillroadkill.blogspot.com/2009/08/ive-never-really-enjoyed-poodle-until.html)
My favorite is the pony
It's a tie between the Buffalo and the Panda.
(http://i516.photobucket.com/albums/u330/Dreamcastguy/article-1208913-062CB84C000005DC-41.jpg)
(http://i516.photobucket.com/albums/u330/Dreamcastguy/article-1208913-062CBBE0000005DC-85.jpg)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1208913/The-poodles-transformed-pandas-horses-snails-creative-grooming-dog-shows.html
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Observe your future masters. (http://alittasblog.blogspot.com/2009/05/dolphins-create-bubble-rings-by-blowing.html)
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Amazing.
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(http://www.geekstir.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/goodneweveryone.jpg)
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(http://i32.tinypic.com/711jwh.jpg)
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(http://i32.tinypic.com/711jwh.jpg)
I love the pointless thread
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Tarboy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACHVwA1D8fE&fmt=18)
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I have to say, you are fully justified in carrying that piece of awesome to the next page break.
http://www.nostalgiacentral.com/
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(http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/9766/gunnerkriggsex.jpg)
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Haha "I'm already naked" thats just awesome!
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Ok I laughed, I admit it
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Fuck you guys I love Gunnerkrigg Court
They're like, 13
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I love Gunnerkrigg too. I still laughed.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1092302/Intelligent-men-better-quality-sperm-research-finds.html
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I love Gunnerkrigg too, but I still laughed my ass off
This, quite frankly, is terrifying (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk_7eTGF0N4)
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True events between my friend Zac and I.
(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c213/hey_there_fatty/NIXONSBACK.png)
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1092302/Intelligent-men-better-quality-sperm-research-finds.html
Ladies
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Gotta love them Jonas Bros (http://revivl.com/?p=723)
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(http://www.animewp.com/d/13157-1/Lucky-Star-247.png)
All Hail Kagami the Great!
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(http://www.deviantart.com/download/108633918/Yoshi_X_Birdo_by_Bowser2Queen.jpg)
All Hail Kagami Birdo the Great!
(i fixed for ya)
Fun fact: did you know that birdo is a dude, so that means yoshi and birdo are gay lovers.
According to the North American instruction manual of Super Mario Bros. 2:
"Birdo thinks he is a girl and likes to be called Birdetta. He likes to wear a bow on his head and shoot eggs from his mouth."
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Oh man it gets so much crazier than that
...Birdo's gender has changed throughout various American game versions, but has always been male in Japan.[citation needed] In the original manual for Super Mario Bros. 2, Birdo is referred to as male that believes he is female, and would rather be called "Birdetta."[6] The Japanese manual says its name is "Catherine", but it would rather be known as "Cassie." Most later American-localized games, such as the Mario sports titles, have usually listed Birdo as a female.[citation needed] Recent localizations have carefully avoided the use of any gender pronouns when describing Birdo. In Super Smash Bros. Brawl, it is said that Birdo is of "indeterminate gender" in its trophy. Birdo appears in the Wii Japan-only video game Captain Rainbow, which delves into Birdo's gender.[7]
At the end of that it mentions Captain Rainbow (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_rainbow#Characters), which gets even weirder with Birdo's gender.
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I want Captain Rainbow to be released in North America!!
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(http://i650.photobucket.com/albums/uu230/SirJuggles/CaptainRainbow.jpg)
edit: and now I feel like an ass just because I forgot to host it myself :|
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(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f94/LittleKey/hzcpHGYzFnze47865hJOiW7Fo1_500.gif)
http://threeframes.net/
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Is it me or the majority of those look like they are being humped?
Also, this is my favourite:
(http://20.media.tumblr.com/hzcpHGYzFpbyid95muy99jAEo1_500.gif)
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v371/est_xplosif/qc/10.jpg)
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lolz @ 3frames
(http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_koe5jooUuv1qzc4eao1_500.gif)
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I think this one is my favorite:
(http://14.media.tumblr.com/hzcpHGYzFppqayl8F7XfhIhno1_500.gif)
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Damnit i was going to link to threeframes.com you fucker.
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(http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e366/xeroxxxix/cubelives.jpg)
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I love Gunnerkrigg too, but I still laughed my ass off
Ditto.
Damn Blue Kitty and Zombiedude are really getting some random stuff for this thread.
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v371/est_xplosif/qc/10.jpg
Was... was that supposed to be some kind of furry Mega Man?!
(http://i28.tinypic.com/2i7akr6.jpg)
BURN THEM ALL.
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(http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/hzcpHGYzFp8ic1fdhUcKKPOeo1_1280.gif?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1251571163&Signature=g84WSLsIwcSB8k4y37ElkFziBwY%3D)
Oh man! Most of the images on the front page of three frames right now are from Playtime! Playtime is so good!
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http://www.blurtit.com/q919310.html
There is a very misleading link on that page.
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Random easter egg: type
about:robots into the Firefox 3 address bar.
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(http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/1710/kingme.jpg)
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Random easter egg: type about:robots into the Firefox 3 address bar.
haha
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(http://lh3.ggpht.com/abramsv/SO2t9_5C5nI/AAAAAAAAg6Y/8yYFNtK9tfQ/s1600/image0011.jpg)
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(http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/6593/stupidsoccerfans3.gif)
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ow
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(http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/6593/stupidsoccerfans3.gif)
):
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God is still punishing Argentinians for Maredona's insolence.
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(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Kris/depressingcomic3.png)
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Panel four features substandard prose, IMHO
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There is a very misleading link on that page.
I saw it almost immediately just out of luck and was indeed very disappointed.
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(http://img.tesco.com/pi/Books/L/45/9781905102945.jpg)
I love you Matt Pagett (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Books/s?ie=UTF8&rh=n%3A266239%2Cp_27%3AMatt%20Pagett&field-author=Matt%20Pagett&page=1)
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Random tweet generator (http://eviltrailmix.com/tweet/)
fuck you, racism sandwich o_O is the best one i got
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"hello nom nom nom goddamn @50cent!!" What the fu-?
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(http://i826.photobucket.com/albums/zz186/JimorB/9781580082457.jpg)
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Whaaaaaaaaaaat
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Tweet generator:
does anyone care about george bush today
Answer: no.
Also:
so, in the club with motherfuckin furries. i'm depressed?
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(http://i516.photobucket.com/albums/u330/Dreamcastguy/1251448779-doors.jpg)
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Did Patrick Bateman take that photo?
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A = Anal
B= Butt
C = Collon
D = Deflorate
E = Enema
F = Fisting
G = Gag
H = Handcuffs
I = Incubus
J = Jugs
K = Keyhole
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Bored?
(http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/maze.gif)
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Dogs of war. Morale with a waggly tail and a great big fuck off set of teeth.
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If you like that, you'd love the photo of paratroopers dropping in with dogs on 'chutes. Don't have a copy, unfortunately.
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Bored?
http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/maze.gif
That was fun for 10 seconds. :lol:
(http://i28.tinypic.com/fad1tc.png)
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(http://i516.photobucket.com/albums/u330/Dreamcastguy/maze2.gif)
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Oh batman you are so manly.
(http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh191/Wondersaunahotpants/batman_costume.jpg)
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Nice undies
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Nay, not only Chainmail briefs, those appear to be assless Chainmail briefs.
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those must be so cold when he puts them on in the morning
my testicles would retreat into my abdominal cavity
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He could heat them up beforehand.
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they'd make an awful racket in the dryer
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If they are made from a stainless alloy you could urinate right through them when drunk!
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(http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/563/magnetocat.jpg)
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(http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/wow_is_racist0.jpg)
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What the shit?
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If they are made from a stainless alloy you could piss in your pants without too much discomfort or inconvenience when drunk!
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What. The.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v330/zeejay_djinn/wendy1.jpg) (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-467985/Meet-Incredible-Hulk-Hounds.html)
All the other superheroes had canine companions, I guess, and evidently Bruce Banner was feeling a touch lonely.
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i see you dog and rise with a bull/cow (begium blue)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWPvI_vZyGc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1ptDnmxdqk&feature=fvw
this gives new meaning to saying "you are strong like an oz"
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Strong like an australian?
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(http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee195/StaedlerMars/87bd551052db46f44e032745ab7079aa42a.gif)
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Of all the non-sequiturs on that cover, the globe is probably the most baffling. Why has the US rotated 90 degrees to the right? And why has the Northeast been claimed by Nazis?
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(http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/1893/cubone.jpg)
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This is sad. And cute. Cutely sad.
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(http://i714.photobucket.com/albums/ww144/Axon-Griegor/tf2gamegenresstreetfigh.jpg)
(http://i714.photobucket.com/albums/ww144/Axon-Griegor/tf2streetfighterhadoken.jpg)
(http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/9384/tf2gamegenreslegendofsn.jpg)
Ooh one more
(http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/4217/tf2gamegenresfortcraftdm.jpg)
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If they are made from a stainless alloy you could piss in your pants without too much discomfort or inconvenience when drunk!
I might have mis-typed that but I suppositive that the phrase "pissing your pants" is in general enough to use in that statement. I suppose I could have used the phrase "urinate onself" or something but I really don't care about what I write on this forum as much as you seem to do.
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Pokemon pic
I don't get that one! What happened o.o?
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The story behind cubone (apparently all of them...) is that it is sad because of the death of its mother - and I believe wears the skull of its dead mother as a helmet
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I might have mis-typed that but I suppositive that the phrase "pissing your pants" is in general enough to use in that statement. I suppose I could have used the phrase "urinate onself" or something but I really don't care about what I write on this forum as much as you seem to do.
First off, "I suppositive"?
Second, chill out dude, he wasn't correcting you, he was just fucking around.
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I added "I suppositive" just to see if anyone would complain about that too. It was either that or try to work in "irregardless" in there somewhere.
I really don't give a flip.
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The story behind cubone (apparently all of them...) is that it is sad because of the death of its mother - and I believe wears the skull of its dead mother as a helmet
Ooooh, I didn't had any idea about it. Thanks!
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If suppositive were a real word what would it mean? I liked to think it would mean "Thinking the best" as in Suppose & Positive.
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(http://dadadot.org/sr/cats.gif)
(An alternate meaning of suppositive : to enclose several cats in a piano like device and play them)
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Actually it is a real word, it's just not a verb:
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/suppositive
Having a word for something so bizarre and specific as that picture would be awesome.
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At least it was suppositive and not suppository.
I shudder to think what the context of Caleb's post might have done to both that latter word and our mental stabilities...
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(http://imgur.com/PZBPG.gif)
?
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aah wtf
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(http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/6031/diesel.jpg)
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(http://www.comixed.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/128955220467585693.jpg)
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BUSEY ATTACK
hello new avatar
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hugh jackman and daniel craig
New York magazine this month had a hilarious cartoon about their Broadway show. One panel:
Directory John Crowley: Jackman, no jazz hands! Craig, try moving your face!
lol
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Actually it is a real word, it's just not a verb:
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/suppositive
Having a word for something so bizarre and specific as that picture would be awesome.
Big hearts
to you for giving me a new word to use! I shall get it into a conversation with a cilent tomorrow if it kills me!
Also I was knitting a bear, I'm now trying to think of a word that specifically discribes that image. So far I have:
CATSICHORDITUDE: undefined, citation needed
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(http://kdingo.net/champ/pics/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=9524&g2_serialNumber=4)
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(http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/mermaids.jpg)
also this
(http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/4vp9n1.jpg)
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(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/couple.png)
Is that what you meant?
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Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLqUPwErz8Q)
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social networking thing
why is Twitter a teen? I thought we already established teens don't tweet
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social networking thing
why is Twitter a teen? I thought we already established teens don't tweet
I think it's more of a 'if the internet was a classroom thing'. They're all teenagers, and the focus is on Google really.
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(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/9/2009/09/500x_twogirls-504.jpg)
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What is Love? (http://www.fugly.com/media/flashdir/Funny/What_Is_Love.swf)
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Tv tropes should be on there too, as a weird hybrid between wikipedia and deviant art.
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I'm surprised they didn't include 4chan as well. He'd be the one at the back wearing a hockey mask and wielding a chainsaw.
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(http://www.designboom.com/cms/images/-andy01/lh1.jpg)
Lego House. (http://www.designboom.com/weblog/cat/9/view/7414/life-size-lego-house.html) This was actually a childhood fantasy of mine and now I am jealous.
What is Love? (http://www.fugly.com/media/flashdir/Funny/What_Is_Love.swf)
I have the Earthbound version on repeat right now because it is mad good.
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Lego House. (http://www.designboom.com/weblog/cat/9/view/7414/life-size-lego-house.html)
Awesome stuff, shame the people who commented on the linked story are such idiots "oooh it'll damage the environment" Hey, fool, it's Lego, you can take the thing apart, put it on a truck, and rebuild it in a different style somewhere else. /rant
Amusingly, I know people who fit each of those website personality cartoons.
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The Ninja Turtles' dating advice is surprisingly sound. (http://www.geekologie.com/2009/08/ninja_turtles_offering_relatio.php)
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Post that in the relationship thread
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Two girls one-up
Hhahahahahahahah.... That's brilliant :-D
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(http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/8/9/4/0/7/4/1/orig-8940741.jpg)
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http://www.geekologie.com/image.php?path=/2009/07/07/xmen%20affairs%202.jpg (http://www.geekologie.com/image.php?path=/2009/07/07/xmen%20affairs%202.jpg)
From the same site as the turtles link, I think I just lost my evening.....
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Me too.
Wolverine is quite the ladies man
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http://www.geekologie.com/image.php?path=/2009/07/07/xmen%20affairs%202.jpg (http://www.geekologie.com/image.php?path=/2009/07/07/xmen%20affairs%202.jpg)
From the same site as the turtles link, I think I just lost my evening.....
Damn it, your awesomeness exceeds my own. I bow to you.
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yahoo answers is the best
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/05/the_worst_and_saddest_of_yahoo.php
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"If a vagina isn't used, can it heal up and close?"
Oh man. That is quality.
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PING PONG BALL IN MAH VAGINA
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Someone should sig quote that
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lolz
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I'm surprised they didn't include 4chan as well. He'd be the one at the back wearing a hockey mask and wielding a chainsaw.
(http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/web04/2009/8/19/13/if-the-internet-were-people-part-ii-21189-1250702984-38.jpg)
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this whole site is tops (http://www.geekologie.com/2009/01/_as_you_may_know.php)
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http://www.geocities.com/wyrmalicious/DailyMailGen.html
I am seriously convinced the Mail uses this site.
examples
FOREIGN
GYPSIES
ARE KILLING
MADDIE
POOR PEOPLE
WILL
MOLEST
MY BABY
GAYS
BOMBED
MY WIFE
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What is Love? (http://www.fugly.com/media/flashdir/Funny/What_Is_Love.swf)
I have discovered everything useful now. I'm done.
Lego House. (http://www.designboom.com/weblog/cat/9/view/7414/life-size-lego-house.html) This was actually a childhood fantasy of mine and now I am jealous.
This is why James May is my fucking hero. My best friend is in love with him, and is probably formulating a plan to move to England and marry him. She even read an interview where he described his "type," and she fits the bill perfectly. I don't think she's completely serious about the plan, but the fact that she got really excited about being his "type" and really disappointed that he has a girlfriend makes me a bit worried.
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movie made with lego robots (http://www.geekologie.com/2009/05/must_see_lego_mindstorm_pirate.php)
seriously
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http://www.geocities.com/wyrmalicious/DailyMailGen.html
EASTERN EUROPEAN
PAEDOPHILES
KICKED
PRINCESS DIANA
The Daily Express woz 'ere.
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NASTY
EUROPEANS
WANT TO
HURT
THE BIBLE
What the fu-?
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TRAVELERS
ARE
BACTERIA
Band name!
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GAYS
KILLED
ME
BUT I GOT BETTER
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BACTERIA
ARE KILLING
THE BIBLE
Does everything hate the bible?
PERVERTED
ASYLUM SEEKERS
ARE KILLING
THE QUEEN
Wut.
BACTERIA
ARE
GYPSIES
Now it makes sense
IMMIGRANT
TRAVELLERS
KILLED
BRITISH PEOPLE
Who wouldnt?
FOREIGN
PAEDOPHILES
ATE
MADDIE
...
Edit:
SCUM
ARE TRYING TO
MOLEST
CHRISTMAS
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(http://www.geekologie.com/2009/08/27/uss-sadnessprise.jpg)
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POLISH
GAYS
ARE TRYING TO
BAN
MY WIFE
Please, ban my wife! I ban my wife everywhere, and she keeps getting legalized!
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Wait, does this mean you're polish? And gay?
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It means you haven't seen Goodfellas.
Or Henny Youngman.
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Awww. I preferred my reasoning, because it has the benefit of not having been disproved to me yet.
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Dogg, I was just making a reference. I am sorry that it was not perfectly logical.
Peace offering of good art!
(http://brusmat.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/05thames_gherkin.jpg)
(http://artcess.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/skull-rock.jpg)
(http://wemadethis.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/11/10/shepard_fairey.jpg)
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Dogg, I was just making a reference. I am sorry that it was not perfectly logical.
I was just trying to tie it into the quote more, with one of them joke things. Apparently it didn't work. My bad.
I'll see your peace offering, and raise you pie (probably posted already, but not for a bit, at least)
(http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h132/xander_f/171.gif)
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So is a "pie" what you Americans call a tart? Like, pastry on the outside, sweet-not-savoury filling on the inside? 'Cause in Australia that thing would be called a lemon tart. (Assuming yellow is lemon.)
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Pie would have pastry on the top as well, like apple pie.
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Though not necessarily. Tarts are generally what we call smaller pies. Or at least, what I call smaller pies. And promiscuous women.
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We use the term pie to refer to either with or without pastry on top. In the US "tart" is a small pie.
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i think a pie would be about an inch to an inch and a half thick where as a tart is generally shallow
that's the distinction i'm making in my head anyway
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(http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/76915720_c8338bcd1245216708.jpg)
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She might be a tart, but she's definitely not a pie.
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Harry! She's like 15! for shame
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The same could be said to you Joe. You have a fiancee for god's sake!
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She's totally of age, actually. Her name is Liz Vicious and she's a professional. Not that I view pornography at all...
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The same could be said to you Joe. You have a fiancee for god's sake!
What did I do?
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You answer that question, young man.
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I said "she might be", and using the broadest possible terms, that is, that she is a female, and that a tart is a derogatory term for a female, and that therefore all females could potentially find themselves being referred to as a tart, in the same way that all men could be regarded as potential dickheads, and furthermore taking into account that the term "tart" ranges from mildly to deeply offensive depending upon context, culture, and the understanding of the person using the term, I stand by my initial statement whose primary function is, after all, the set-up for the punch-line of a joke which depends upon innocuous word-play and the discussion taking place in recent posts immediately above mine.
Yours, etc.
Harry Saddler
Carlton North, VIC 3054
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I have come to think that when I inevitably grow up... that I would like to grow up into a sort of a Harry-like person. Yes. Yes, indeed.
In other news... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garibaldi_biscuit)
(http://www.greatitalians.com/Images/garibaldi1.jpg)
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I found the joke funny, but I also think that the admonishment wasn't entirely serious.
When I grow up, I want to be a wizard.
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Make your daring escape!!!!! (http://adamatomic.com/canabalt/)
Edited cause i think it needed more !!!!
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Another page aleardy? Wow.
(http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/3801/xanatos.jpg)
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Sorry to jump on this boat bit too late but what the hell.
POLISH
ZOMBIES
ARE
MUSLIMS
TRAVELLERS
ARE
COMING HERE
GAYS
ARE
ASYLUM SEEKERS
ZOMBIES
BOMBED
MY WIFE
ASYLUM SEEKERS
ARE KILLING
JESUS
SCUM
ATE
ME
PERVERTED
GAYS
HATE
OUR WAR VETERANS
Oh and no more drugs for you japan. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ss6d3ogxfXc&feature=related)
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(http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/oh-by-the-way.jpg)
(http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/tootally-over.jpg)
Lamebook.com (http://www.lamebook.com/)
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Reddit, Digg and 4Chan
Heh! That's more like it, thanks Zombiedude!
Geekologie X-Men relationships table
Not bad, but they missed out the dotted red line from Wolverine to Sarah Pezzini. The two of them were married in Vegas during a Witchblade incident.
That was an awesome comic BTW. They totally should have gone with it.
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SHE'S WATCHING YOUR EVERY MOVE (http://cubo.cc/)
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SHE'S WATCHING YOUR EVERY MOVE (http://cubo.cc/)
Right click between her eyes. Click "zoom in".
Do it again.
That page just became 30x more terrifying.
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I, Anonymous (http://forums.thestranger.com/forumdisplay.php?f=16)
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MUSLIMS
ARE SNEERING AT
MY DOG
IMMIGRANTS
ARE
PAEDOPHILES
EUROPEANS
ARE
GAYS
GAYS
ARE
GAYS
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DIRTY
BACTERIA
WILL
TAKE
MY WIFE
Sorry, Service Temporarily Unavailable.
...Wait, what? Did I just kill it?
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The Longest Poem in the World (http://www.longestpoemintheworld.com/) takes the latest Twitter posts and combines them in to rhyming couplets
e.g;
is watching QI and should probably go to bed
I just turn the music up and look straight ahead.
going to bed i hope you all have a great night and sweet dreams
I have seen the Great Pretender and he is not what he seems.
boy bands and another one and another one
OUT: riding a bike, swimming, reading and catching sun :)
going to have a nice relaxed day. That, and dentist visit. Joy!
im working and having a lil conversation with my lil boy....
is up and healthy! Yay! How is your soul today?
Packing up and ready to say goodbye to hump day
Working by myself. Its hard and stressful.
First college class: completed and successful! =)
Law and order again
Oh.. And he has NO PEN!
exhausted, and i have soo much school work to do!
Good night, friends. Sweet dreams and may all of them come true. :)
only a few cupcakes left! and one hour until closing!
m i paid to do modeling job?! walking and posing
All set to go and on my way to school. :)
Kristin and i just planted seeds. We're cool.
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SCUM
WILL SOON
MOLEST
ALL OF US
EVIL
EUROPEANS
ATE
BRITISH VALUES
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BACTERIA
ARE
BACTERIA
And this one just really gets to the heart of all the fear-mongering, doesn't it? :
MUSLIMS
ARE
COMING HERE
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Lets do some scribblin' (http://www.zefrank.com/scribbler/)
(http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/7787/beartato.jpg)
I made you a creepy Beartato and Reginald
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The Longest Poem in the World (http://www.longestpoemintheworld.com/)
and will we ever... end up together... no i think not....
you can lie left and right but that doesn't mean you won't get caught...
Jack Harkness has let himself down and the world down.
back up all my things and get my ass outta town.
This is fucking beautiful.
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I made you a creepy Beartato and Reginald
Give this its own thread! This is amazing!
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You make a convincing argument.
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(http://www.oglaf.com/also_elves.jpg)
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(http://oglaf.com/badfalcon.jpg)
(http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/619/whostheman.png)
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OMFG Thats so god damn funny! Did not see that coming,great job batman!
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(http://img1.visualizeus.com/thumbs/09/07/04/comic,humor-e0af3edec3b602fe4f4438a09476d7c1_h.jpg)
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(http://www.laughparty.com/funny-pictures/Safe-Sex-288.jpg)
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Hey there far less subtle and interesting rendering of exactly what Penny Arcade did
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If I could remember which PA you were referring to, I would agree.
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(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c213/hey_there_fatty/Howtocrossacliff.gif)
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(http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/9397/amt02.jpg)
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(http://fc04.deviantart.com/fs49/f/2009/219/1/9/RE___Comic_005_Pt_2_by_PracticalAl.png)
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Oh William Birkin. You scamp!
(Umbrella corporation brand juice box!)
And now Oranges!
(http://imgur.com/qoBI9.jpg)
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Play (http://uploads.ungrounded.net/221000/221483_Play.swf)
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(http://dropular.net/content/_fixed/xwynxm9s7e_Nice_weather_by_MumblingIdiot.gif)
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Flyguy (http://www.trevorvanmeter.com/flyguy/)
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ok, I must know. What is up with the weird amphipods that I swear I've seen before in everyone avatar?
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It's an Isopod (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/isopoda)
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(http://i29.tinypic.com/2hygejd.jpg)
I love Omegle
Full disclosure: I would like to do an Omegle party. There's not enough of us for it maybe, but basically you just regenerate random chats until you find another person in your Omegle party. It's good fun, I promise.
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It smacks of 4chan, but if we can keep it classy... yeah, I'd be down for that.
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Make your daring escape!!!!! (http://adamatomic.com/canabalt/)
fucking awesome
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I am pretty terrible at that game, no matter how hard I try.
Monoface! (http://www.mono-1.com/monoface/main.html)
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v40/EvilAP/oedipus.jpg?t=1172274806)
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(http://imgur.com/hrFkp.jpg)
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Awesome. Two Triangles having SEX!
Where did I read that before?
I think I was on the-isb or something.
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(http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w64/12897430/638386636_Tx9tZ-O.jpg)
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Lets play tetris in the 1st dimension (http://www.tetris1d.org)
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Hahaha I've finally found a game I'm good at.
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I thought I did well with a million, then I saw the high scores. Booooo.
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ROLLER LEGEND (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTzmf1Ubi90)
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(http://www.davidshrigley.com/images/photo_pics/notice.jpg)
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(http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/7866/watz.jpg)
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I'm guessing they're not ads for T-shirts.
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Pretty sure its an American Apparel ad.
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Come now, what's more American than disciplining your child? With an iron?
Or it's just a gross example of rule 34.
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What's more American, you ask? (http://www.fz.se/wtf/item.fz?id=5736/)
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Oh god that is fantastic
(http://pictureisunrelated.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/wtf-pics-katamarriage.jpg)
NA-NAAAAAA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA
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It is more American if you have a guitar behind it. (http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fv%2FVudMwK2sN98&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DQjA5faZF1A8)
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Japan please stop doing what you are doing. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHK_UbtFXgE)
Oh sweet you got robogeishas! that makes perfect sense now. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgrKLjoWcbs&feature=related)
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(http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj9/Sion_Revan/1251093318003.jpg)
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Those are the weirdest looking guitfiddles i've ever seen.
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I came. Hard.
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That's fucking epic imo.
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(http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/t9Um5s8HBqgmvcy556uJ5nhSo1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1252276714&Signature=qGZ%2F7pGDiV93WvB5zlX9r90VIM8%3D)
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MASSAGE YOUR DAMN HELL ASS CAT. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnZhi5gaX8g)
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Y'all just got Ashley rolled (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAiVMxf8Cms)
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HOLY SHIT (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wubgAIiWpY)
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MASSAGE YOUR DAMN HELL ASS CAT. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnZhi5gaX8g)
I worked at a place that offered dog massages. I never gave them.
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HOLY SHIT (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wubgAIiWpY)
HOLY SHIT
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(http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj9/Sion_Revan/1251089192029.jpg)
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(http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/1261/moonknight.jpg)
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HOLY SHIT (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wubgAIiWpY)
HOLY SHIT
This post is like a boarding representation of The Big Egg.
Which, incidentally, I consider to be a sign of the impending apocalypse.
2012 2012 2012 2012 2012 2012 2012 2012 2012 2012 2012 2012 2012 2012 2012 2012 2012 2012 2012 2012 2012 2012 2012 2012 2012 2012 2012 2012 2012 2012 2012 2012 2012 2012
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I've always found that cash machines don't use enough rhyming slang. Apparently, someone else thought the same thing (http://208.116.9.205/10/content/19343/1.jpg).
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I would legitimately go out of my way to use that ATM.
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Needs a Jive option.
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lol, you saying that reminds me of one of the two big guys from the holding cell [on the 9th floor!!] from Trading Places.
"It ain't cool bein' no jive turkey... so close to Thanksgiving" "YEAH"
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http://www.lutralutra.co.uk/squirrelizer/ (http://www.lutralutra.co.uk/squirrelizer/)
Add the world's greatest photobomber to all your photos!
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HOLY SHIT (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wubgAIiWpY)
HOLY SHIT
I love the fact that he keeps yelling.
WE'RE GOING TO CRACK OPEN THE BIG EGG
THE BIG EGG HAS ANOTHER EGG IN IT
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Strange definition of yelling you got there.
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BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE EGG-N-EGG! ITS AN EGG INSIDE AN EGG! THATS HOT SHIT RIGHT THAT,ORDER NOW!
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BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE EGG-N-EGG! ITS AN EGG INSIDE AN EGG! THATS HOT SHIT RIGHT THAT,ORDER NOW!
Come now, this should be an Xzibit meme, and you know it.
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Strange definition of yelling you got there.
huh?
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Come now, this should be an Xzibit meme, and you know it.
from the youtube comments:
yo dawg i herd u liek eggs so we put an egg in side yo egg so u can crack eggs while u crack eggs
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┌─┐
┴─┴
ಠ_ರೃ
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If you guys haven't heard about the movie "Human Centipede (http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/a-mouth-to-anus-human-centipede)" yet, I think you will concur with me when I say, WHAT THE FUCK.
Here is a plot summary and a picture that I had to Squirrelize because it's just that fucked up of a concept:
"A respected Siamese Twin surgeon has developed his future vision of the world. He wants to remove all humans’ kneecaps and then graft the humans together, mouth-to-anus, to form a human centipede. He kidnaps two American women and a Japanese man and begins the tissue matches, teeth removal, and buttock moulding to create his triplet creature, aka, the First Sequence."
(http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/687/squirreled.jpg)
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huh?
Oh, I just didn't think he was yelling, just talking loudly and clearly, as a youtube film about the freak in your backyard would dictate.
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FUCKING YES (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btN5yuVcRes&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fgawker.com%2F5353376%2Fjay%2Bzs-attempt-to-kill-autotune-fail&feature=player_embedded)
And my friend just got a Ipod Touch yesterday. Christmas in September!
Take a trip with the Ghosts of New York Past (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03u_6DadGms&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fgawker.com%2F5352923%2Fthe-ghost-of-new-york-nightlife-past&feature=player_embedded). This one's for Emilio.
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(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b198/andthentherewaslindsey/7423_564016888980_50908475_33375669.jpg)
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yessss
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(http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x26/frostyham/1244505206824.jpg)
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Ah probably a hack
Edit:
yup
"About Me:
I like my coffee hot and prepared by a professional. Beyond that, I write.
I am recently recovering from identity theft. My profile was hacked and changed by a malicious anti-Christian hacker who found me here through my (now defunct) facebook page, which he/she used to send profane and malicious messages to my friends as if they were from me.
The police are involved, but it is unlikely the perpetrator will be apprehended. If this happens to you, please print off the malicious content before deleting your page/information. The Sheriff's dept/police will ask for it."
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iphone in a blender (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qg1ckCkm8YI)
yeah that's pretty pointless alright
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A timeline of internet memes (http://www.dipity.com/tatercakes/Internet_Memes)
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(http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/9844/warneverend.jpg)
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(http://fc07.deviantart.com/fs24/f/2009/249/a/7/Starscream_Eats_Babys_by_TheBoo.jpg)
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If you guys haven't heard about the movie "Human Centipede (http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/a-mouth-to-anus-human-centipede)" yet, I think you will concur with me when I say, WHAT THE FUCK.
Here is a plot summary and a picture that I had to Squirrelize because it's just that fucked up of a concept:
"A respected Siamese Twin surgeon has developed his future vision of the world. He wants to remove all humans’ kneecaps and then graft the humans together, mouth-to-anus, to form a human centipede. He kidnaps two American women and a Japanese man and begins the tissue matches, teeth removal, and buttock moulding to create his triplet creature, aka, the First Sequence."
(http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/687/squirreled.jpg)
Lise, did you by any chance feel as ill as I do now after reading about this?
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(http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2009/9/3/10/the-90s-3323-1251987024-4.jpg)
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If you guys haven't heard about the movie "Human Centipede (http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/a-mouth-to-anus-human-centipede)" yet, I think you will concur with me when I say, WHAT THE FUCK.
Here is a plot summary and a picture that I had to Squirrelize because it's just that fucked up of a concept:
"A respected Siamese Twin surgeon has developed his future vision of the world. He wants to remove all humans’ kneecaps and then graft the humans together, mouth-to-anus, to form a human centipede. He kidnaps two American women and a Japanese man and begins the tissue matches, teeth removal, and buttock moulding to create his triplet creature, aka, the First Sequence."
(http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/687/squirreled.jpg)
Lise, did you by any chance feel as ill as I do now after reading about this?
It seems kinda medically impossible.
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my childhood
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my childhood
you should always sit a healthy 3 feet away from the screen
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If you guys haven't heard about the movie "Human Centipede (http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/a-mouth-to-anus-human-centipede)" yet, I think you will concur with me when I say, WHAT THE FUCK.
Here is a plot summary and a picture that I had to Squirrelize because it's just that fucked up of a concept:
"A respected Siamese Twin surgeon has developed his future vision of the world. He wants to remove all humans’ kneecaps and then graft the humans together, mouth-to-anus, to form a human centipede. He kidnaps two American women and a Japanese man and begins the tissue matches, teeth removal, and buttock moulding to create his triplet creature, aka, the First Sequence."
(http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/687/squirreled.jpg)
Lise, did you by any chance feel as ill as I do now after reading about this?
It seems kinda medically impossible.
I dunno. The one at the front would eat. Then they'd poop and the middle one would eat the poop. Then the middle one would poop the poop and the third and final one will eat the poop poop and then poop it out for good.
Also quote train wheeeeeeee
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Your logic is astounding.
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by far the best comment i have read about this film -
Video rental stores are going to have to open a new section called "mouth to anus human centipede" featuring only this film.
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The director worked with an actual doctor/surgeon so it would be as medically accurate as possible, or so he says.
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(http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/8937/1252309249544.jpg)
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If you guys haven't heard about the movie "Human Centipede (http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/a-mouth-to-anus-human-centipede)" yet, I think you will concur with me when I say, WHAT THE FUCK.
Here is a plot summary and a picture that I had to Squirrelize because it's just that fucked up of a concept:
"A respected Siamese Twin surgeon has developed his future vision of the world. He wants to remove all humans’ kneecaps and then graft the humans together, mouth-to-anus, to form a human centipede. He kidnaps two American women and a Japanese man and begins the tissue matches, teeth removal, and buttock moulding to create his triplet creature, aka, the First Sequence."
But... Why no kneecaps?
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I dunno. The one at the front would eat. Then they'd poop and the middle one would eat the poop. Then the middle one would poop the poop and the third and final one will eat the poop poop and then poop it out for good.
As soon as the first poop happened she'd probably choke and die. oh god that is so horrible
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-the picture that cracked my soul-
:-(
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If you guys haven't heard about the movie "Human Centipede (http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/a-mouth-to-anus-human-centipede)" yet, I think you will concur with me when I say, WHAT THE FUCK.
Here is a plot summary and a picture that I had to Squirrelize because it's just that fucked up of a concept:
"A respected Siamese Twin surgeon has developed his future vision of the world. He wants to remove all humans’ kneecaps and then graft the humans together, mouth-to-anus, to form a human centipede. He kidnaps two American women and a Japanese man and begins the tissue matches, teeth removal, and buttock moulding to create his triplet creature, aka, the First Sequence."
But... Why no kneecaps?
So they can't get anywhere?
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(http://i650.photobucket.com/albums/uu230/SirJuggles/kitty.jpg)
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I've always found that cash machines don't use enough rhyming slang. Apparently, someone else thought the same thing (http://208.116.9.205/10/content/19343/1.jpg).
Isn't rhyming slang that you drop the word that actually rhymes?
So "we are contacting your bank" -> "rattle & tank" -> "we are contacting your rattle"?
(I'm basing this off ocean's eleven "we're in trouble" -> barney rubble -> "we're in barney")
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You don't always have to drop the word that rhymes. Nobody says "porky" when they mean "lies," or "adam" when they mean "believe." There are others, but you get the point.
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Swing (http://www.procreo.jp/labo/labo07.html)
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(http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/6337/bowiebuildyouahouse.jpg)
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You don't always have to drop the word that rhymes. Nobody says "porky" when they mean "lies," or "adam" when they mean "believe." There are others, but you get the point.
I say porkies for lies.
But yeah it isn't consistent in the rules.
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Okay, maybe not "nobody," but I more frequently encounter people who use the longer form.
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Join Starf Leet *honk honk* (http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2009/08/20)
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My favourite part was at the very end of the Sex and the City one, with the EXTREMELY loud crunch.
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Oh man Starf Leet Clown Academy totally wins.
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bowiebuildyouahouse.jpg
New background
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(http://pics.blameitonthevoices.com/082009/a_cat_rolling_a_watermelon_out_of_the_sea.jpg)
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There's a story there.
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Homeward Bound 8: A cat and watermelon show that inanimate objects are people too.
Coming out for the first time on DVD, September 11th!
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(http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee6/MintyM15/catjesusmt5.jpg)
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PC OF THE FUTURE!
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d110/Jacqland/pc_of_future.jpg)
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Why the fuck does it have a steering wheel?
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That's your mouse.
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The middle wheel reduces pressure on valves 1 - 3.
Hey!
(http://cdn.imageonto.com/pictures/1252363460-WRDQP.jpg)
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(http://imgur.com/8eWdF.gif)
:-(
This hit close to home.
(Actually with my new lower standards I now fantasize about being able to have a polite chat with someone on the weekend.)
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the way the dude went out of his way to draw the girl's boobs, and only in some panels, disturbs me immensely.
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Yeah.... they are too... weird
The comic itself, damn... So true so true :cry:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AK4d9FNohTU&feature=channel_page (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AK4d9FNohTU&feature=channel_page)
BRING ON THE TRUMPETS
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the way the dude went out of his way to draw the girl's boobs, and only in some panels, disturbs me immensely.
Her name is Lisa Funbags.
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BRING ON THE TRUMPETS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuP2nqOqThA&feature=related
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(http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/twifag.jpg)
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Please stop what you are doing with your life
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I lol'd
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The Assumption Song! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TywmpMQYojs)
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Charlie Sheen's Truther fanfic! (http://www.prisonplanet.com/twenty-minutes-with-the-president.html)
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You don't always have to drop the word that rhymes. Nobody says "porky" when they mean "lies," or "adam" when they mean "believe." There are others, but you get the point.
Actually, in Australian rhyming slang you never drop the word that rhymes except in one or two cases, like Porky for example, where you do actually just say "porky/ies" to mean "lies"
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(http://www.whatcracksmeup.com/uploads/712wat.jpg)
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Charlie Sheen's Truther fanfic! (http://www.prisonplanet.com/twenty-minutes-with-the-president.html)
just wow
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http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/social/4190118 (http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/social/4190118)
I had to put my client on hold to finish laughing.
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That is pretty fantastic.
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Previous comment rescinded! Please continue what you are doing with your life, locobanana
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Previous comment rescinded! Please continue what you are doing with your life, locobanana
I didn't know that previous one was aimed at me. :-(
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You need a better perspective on this matter.
(http://imgur.com/a71f0.jpg)
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Most awesome hen ever!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlDJlM8pe7A
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That's a pretty cool optical illusion, I'll bet that's a popular tourist spot.
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That's a pretty cool optical illusion, I'll bet that's a popular tourist spot.
Not random enough for you?
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Racism in a elevator (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHCqz-J51IU&annotation_id=annotation_92100&feature=iv)
It's funny, I promise.
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ehhhhh it was OK I suppose. I get enough exposure to annoying racism from my parents, who for some reason feel the need to point out every Jew, gypsy, black person etc that they see. And then stereotype them. This annoys me.
So yeah the video was amusing. :-P
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I have seen my favourite commercial. This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uoy8q3Xld9w), unfortunately, might only be funny if you're familiar with Dokken, but it kind of explains them.
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I spent an evening with George Lynch in oh... 92ish I think? I never thought of a chicken with a switch blade when I was drinking SoCo and talking about groupies with him.
Edit: Woo... page break. This is awkward.
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(http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/2628/monstersg.jpg)
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Huh... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz8s2PmROM4)
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I spent an evening with George Lynch in oh... 92ish I think? I never thought of a chicken with a switch blade when I was drinking SoCo and talking about groupies with him.
Edit: Woo... page break. This is awkward.
Awesomest page break ever. That's the coolest thing ever, to. George Lynch is a fantastic guitarist.
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Huh... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz8s2PmROM4)
=0
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(http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/little-jerk.jpg)
(http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/rape.jpg)
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Dude, not so far off the truth for the second one. One of my ex-girlfriends actually got raped before we started dating, and her boyfriend at the time's reaction was apparently, "So, you cheated on me."
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world's smallest dog dies from being too small (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Worlds_smallest_dog_dies_from_being_too_small&in_article_id=731100&in_page_id=2)
the cutest/saddest news story ever? it's a worthy contender, at least.
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And they had to show the cutest possible picture, too.
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SHIT! THEY'RE SPREADING!! (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/jersey/8246001.stm)
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People of Walmart (http://peopleofwalmart.com/)
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People of Walmart (http://peopleofwalmart.com/)
This is simultaneously the most hilarious and most disturbingly horrifying thing I've seen all night.
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(http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/7298/mylittlecthulhuvictims.jpg)
My Little Cthulhu!
WANNNNNNNT.
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Homing pigeon Winston has made history by beating a Telkom ADSL line in delivering 4GB of data from Howick to Hillcrest, outside Durban in far less time than it takes to download the data using the state-run Telkom’s data network.
It took Winston 2 hours 6 minutes and 57 seconds, whereas the ADSL download was still under 5 % downloaded by the time the bird landed.
Winston took off from Howick after 10:00 this morning and travelled 80 kilometers, or 70 as the bird flies, to ensure the data arrived at it’s destination quickly.
Financial services company The Unlimited decided to test Telkom’s ADSL speed against World War I technology - the ancient technology won.
While the ADSL line was actually given a head start of almost half an hour, Winston still beat the service by 95%.
There has been no comment by Telkom.
From http://www.businessday.co.za/Articles/Content.aspx?id=81045 (http://www.businessday.co.za/Articles/Content.aspx?id=81045).
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(http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/5158/teentitans.jpg)
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this is why having a mask with blanked out eyes is better, you know two of those guys are checking out the ass on wonderwoman/girl
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okay, at the risk of being flamed, what is this little/big bug/crab/flee creature I keep seeing in this forum?
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It's an isopod. Clearly I lurk way too much. :-P
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http://pics.livejournal.com/koalafrog/pic/002g4c16/s640x480 (http://pics.livejournal.com/koalafrog/pic/002g4c16/s640x480)
This is beyond clever. Gold stars awarded to all members.
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(http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/8073/deadpool.jpg)
(http://i401.photobucket.com/albums/pp93/spikespiegel_ngaf/comic_gaf/spirit_animal.jpg)
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Your screen looks a little dirty (http://www.raincitystory.com/flash/screenclean.swf)
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precious
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http://pics.livejournal.com/koalafrog/pic/002g4c16/s640x480 (http://pics.livejournal.com/koalafrog/pic/002g4c16/s640x480)
This is beyond clever. Gold stars awarded to all members.
SO. AWESOME.
Someone put up a sign that said "meatspin.com" on a street corner in my town. It stayed up for a few weeks.
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(http://rlv.zcache.com/lemon_party_politics_left_you_bitter_lemonparty_tshirt-p235631782287256762qnqi_400.jpg)
Saw a guy wearing this on the train a while back.
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(http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e366/xeroxxxix/Vincent_Van_Gordon___half_life_by_S.jpg)
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Pigeon post (http://www.itpro.co.uk/614983/pigeon-moves-data-faster-than-broadband)
Snail's pace (http://www.notes.co.il/benbasat/10991.asp)
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Awesome Freeman is awesome
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Best part is the G-Man hiding in the background. It's well executed.
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(http://img.moronail.net/img/9/4/1794.jpg)
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Ballard, HOLY LEMON PARTY I want that shirt! Best thing since loltrain.com (http://www.loltrain.com).
I found this vid on filmdrunk, and boy is it amazing.
ASK PROPECIA THE CRACK HO (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xnxPcYlgqY)!!
PS: Lise is not work safe
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Er, loltrain.com is certainly not work-safe.
Well-played, Lise!
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(http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs49/f/2009/188/a/0/Manly_Link_by_GENZOMAN.jpg)
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world's smallest dog dies from being too small (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Worlds_smallest_dog_dies_from_being_too_small&in_article_id=731100&in_page_id=2)
the cutest/saddest news story ever? it's a worthy contender, at least.
We Europeans have so much to live up to.
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My friends got on the teevee yaaaaay (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26315908/vp/32683512#32683512)
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loltrain.com (http://www.loltrain.com).
Oh god
Well, it's definitely not as bad as 1 Guy, 1 Cup. (http://1guy-1cup.com/) I dry-heaved for three hours afterwards.
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no
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loltrain.com (http://www.loltrain.com).
Oh god
Well, it's definitely not as bad as 1 Guy, 1 Cup. (http://1guy-1cup.com/) I dry-heaved for three hours afterwards.
what the hell. why would you even post that? why you gotta do a thing?
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for the lulz
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KvP, I'm assuming your friend was part of the production of that opera, which is pretty sweet in and of itself. But does anyone catch that sinister little chuckle right at the last second of that video?
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Yeah with MSNBC shows you can often hear the production people laugh with / at the host.
They got on again yaaay (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26315908/#32807408).
The composer put me through the school of Internet Boarding Hard Knocks back in the day. She also writes awesome, awesome fiction. (http://www.echoingthesound.org/ets_archives/viewtopic.php?p=79206#79206) (NSFW)
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Scarred, if you're going to post a NSFW link, please include the words "NSFW" in your post.
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Also
(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c213/hey_there_fatty/Dagyo.png)
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(http://www.dictailgate.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/why_so_basement.jpg)
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Man Smashes Car Through Adult Store to Steal Sex Toy (http://'http://chronicle.northcoastnow.com/2009/09/03/video-man-smashes-car-into-store-to-steal-sex-toy/') (complete with video)
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(http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/8880/greenmenace.jpg)
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What the hell is Nick up to these days?
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Yeah hang on is PBF posting again?
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(http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/2030/bluehair.jpg)
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Logan is wearing whitey tighties
(http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e366/xeroxxxix/komrades.jpg)
Yoink
arg, damn you bassist
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Seriously, Blue Kitty, where the hell are you pulling this from?
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Those two are all I got. I think there was some kind of product for Marvel's 70th Anniversary, but I don't really know where they came from.
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arg, damn you bassist
Like I said, page breaks aren't a big deal.
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(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i231/vclortho/goliath-roller-coaster.jpg)
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Look, a life size papercraft link
(http://cache-foo-06.gawkerassets.com/gawker/assets/images/9/2009/09/500x__MG_2861.jpg)
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TF2 translation party (http://translationparty.com/#4134149)
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(http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/4489/airplane02.jpg)
I am in love with this drawing.
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(http://www.comixed.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/128958154521432238.jpg)
and.
(http://www.comixed.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/nottoday.jpg)
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I am in love with this drawing.
I'd date a unicorn.
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(http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/6913/jokerw.jpg)
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when they dance they call me staff sgt. macarena
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f9/Macarena_in_Iraq.jpg/800px-Macarena_in_Iraq.jpg)
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(http://www.comixed.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/cartoonbatman.jpg)
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Awesome (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2bjCdM4Lc0)
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!!!
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(http://imgur.com/Vmgdr.jpg)
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(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a55/ddovey/how-to-get-shot-by-sartorialist.jpg)
EDIT: Full-size here (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_32wnsJ5XF0o/Slu_4cLttFI/AAAAAAAABBA/3OTAMf-Cv9I/s1600/how-to-get-shot-by-sartorialist.jpg)
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Man I can't read any of that.
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Yes, a larger one would be much favoured.
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Fuckin' photobucket.
EDIT: Edited original post with a link to the full-sized. It's here (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_32wnsJ5XF0o/Slu_4cLttFI/AAAAAAAABBA/3OTAMf-Cv9I/s1600/how-to-get-shot-by-sartorialist.jpg), as well.
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VMA shit
What happened? I did not watch.
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Kanye West Shoves His Dick In Taylor Swift's Mouth At The 2009 VMA Awards (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FtoiYn-sMA)
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I'm starting to think this is just a put-on considering just how often the silly duffer manages to get on-stage to rail against AWARDS SHOW INJUSTICE.
Also:
beyonce's video is the best cuz everybody, who were working on it,was working, trying veeeery hard, including beyonce, invested much effort...Well certainly better than Taylor Swift... if i were kanye west, i would do the same thing...may be =))) Taylor swift is just one billioner's daughter!!! beyonce has a talant, but Swift...well not much... It would be unfear if swift was nominated for any of nominations anyways!!!
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(http://imgur.com/hgSv8.jpg)
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(http://www.bladediary.com/stencils/2009-09-10-A.jpg) (http://www.bladediary.com/mad-men/)
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Man, Kanye seems to be a massive douche and it's not just because of that.
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(http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/4062/kanyez.jpg)
man I do not want to get rid of my bearded data avatar but it is going to be really hard to keep it because this image is burned into my brain and I want it to represent me on the internet so bad
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(http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/4062/kanyez.jpg)
man I do not want to get rid of my bearded data avatar but it is going to be really hard to keep it because this image is burned into my brain and I want it to represent me on the internet so bad
Douchey Kanye > Bearded Data
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the people have spoken
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I can't see Kayne West without thinking of this Cracked.com article. (http://www.cracked.com/blog/what-if-kanye-west-is-retarded/)
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I can't see Kayne West without thinking of this Cracked.com article. (http://www.cracked.com/blog/what-if-kanye-west-is-retarded/)
(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/kanyeblog/kanye6.jpg)
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I can't see Kayne West without thinking of this Cracked.com article. (http://www.cracked.com/blog/what-if-kanye-west-is-retarded/)
Greatest article ever.
Also, Kanye is a complete asshat and I want him to stop. Stop everything, that is.
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(http://www.viruscomix.com/thegreatdestroyer.jpg)
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What....the....Awesome. That wins hard.
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(http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kon3rkoMBI1qzpguqo1_500.jpg)
Kirk - 1, Khan - 0
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(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c213/hey_there_fatty/Noyoucanthavethatgun.gif)
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cartilage head, are those teenage mutant street turtles?
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That would be a real bitch to clean up!
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I wonder how much vodka hanners would need to clean that.
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(http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/6496/pianorobot.jpg)
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Apparently, it would take over 40 million inkjet cartridges, 700 square miles of paper, and 3000 years to print a "right now" snapshot of the Internet out on one printer. Then it would take you over 57,000 years of 24/7/365 reading to get through the resulting 10,000 foot tall book. (Of course if you did this you would never catch up to all the new content out there.)
http://www.cartridgesave.co.uk/news/if-you-printed-the-internet/
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There's a Penny Arcade (http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2002/07/01/) about that.
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hehe I like the Tshirt "A Rhombus is the kind of rectangle a BITCH would draw"
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mean science
d'awww
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(http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/8858/batdh7.png)
Hell yes.
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There's so much awesome right there, I'm not even kidding.
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haha epic!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRhtX1AdrGQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRhtX1AdrGQ)
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There's so much awesome right there, I'm not even kidding.
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(http://i708.photobucket.com/albums/ww82/Gr4mmer/To%20TZH/NextWave01p04.jpg)
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(http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20090914.gif)
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The Fresh Prince of Hysteri-Air (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6H0q71f9XU)
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(http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/images/2009/9/tumblr_kpz37aHKIY1qz5s0bo1_500.jpg)
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(http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/42/a96744dgc.jpg)
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The best wiki page in the Universe. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_P%C3%A9tomane)
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Colonel Angus (http://www.hulu.com/watch/4109/saturday-night-live-colonel-angus-comes-home) comes home.
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Actual that link to the Kanye Might Be Retarded article led me to Kanye's blog which led me to this, which is awesome
(http://www.kanyeuniversecity.com/client_images/kanyewest/thumb_3164_0af2ca84e6a4f999bab097d625d55cf6.jpg)
“In the line of the variations around Pantone, a personal project carried out by artist Nico189. Baptized “PANTONECANS®”, An object which is not intended to become a commercial product.”
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WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS??? (http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/09/whose_responsible_this.php)
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(http://www.toplessrobot.com/Nicole%20Nicole%20-%20Picture%203.jpg)
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(http://image)
He is Dirk Anger and he will ☠☠☠☠ you all.
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(http://www.toplessrobot.com/Spidermark%20-%20Repsonsible%20This.jpg)
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Spiderman has EYEBALLS
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(http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1253009376417.gif)
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Spiderman has EYEBALLS
pupils*
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Spiderman has EYEBALLS
pupils*
EYEBALLS, bitch.
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Spiderman has EYEBALLS
pupils*
EYEBALLS, bitch.
(http://webvision.med.utah.edu/imageswv/pupil.jpeg)
^ pupils.. bitch?
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Don't tell me what I'm thinking
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But I like what you think. :D
-points at signature-
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(http://img2.imageshack.us/img2/5592/kanyewestpatrickswayze.jpg)
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Jesus. That's the most fantastic Kanye-meme yet!
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Opt out of Google (http://www.theonion.com/content/video/google_opt_out_feature_lets_users?utm_source=videoembed)
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YAAAAAAH!
(http://imgur.com/gM19g.gif)
(The dog looking at the camera afterword made me laugh.)
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http://www.bash.org/?294158 (http://www.bash.org/?294158)
Totally caught, haha.
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gif fail
Sorry, but hotlinking 4chan is a guaranteed fail.
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I don't even remember what I posted now.
EDIT: OWAIT, Got it.
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a24/phyrexianmeatdog/1253009376417.gif)
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Opt out of Google (http://www.theonion.com/content/video/google_opt_out_feature_lets_users?utm_source=videoembed)
The writers organization I belong to has been wrestling with the Google Books settlement so this is particularly amusing because it's not that far from how they're acting in that case.
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(http://208.116.9.205/10/content/9440/1.jpg)
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(http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/6385/1253053183300.gif)
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(http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/3184/mechashive.png)
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EDIT: OWAIT, Got it
huh
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Japan rocks
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haha nice venture brothers tie in!
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PERIOD GIRL
I have been looking for that picture for ages! Thank you!
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[mecha shiva]
YESSSS VENTURE BATMAN
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(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g64/iweyc/B%20Album/1253055727869.jpg)
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But I like what you think. :D
-points at signature-
What's your deal, man.
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He wants you.
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^_^
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^_^
My thoughts exactly. Onto other news:
(http://img.yawoot.com/b8b42e6726de2b6b14c2fdfb0ec16bb8.jpg)
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Oh shit! Its Carl!
(http://bowery.indabamusic.com/shared/images/0000/0533/meatwad_display.jpg)
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Obama speaks out (http://www.tmz.com/2009/09/15/obama-calls-kanye-a-jackass/)
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(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c213/hey_there_fatty/Italianfucker.jpg)
You're welcome.
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Obama speaks out (http://www.tmz.com/2009/09/15/obama-calls-kanye-a-jackass/)
awesome
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FOUR MORE YEARS
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(http://images.politico.com/global//blogs/beck.painting.JPG)
This is a painting of Glenn Beck literally made out of bullshit.
Art!
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This is a painting of Glenn Beck literally made out of bullshit.
Art!
You win the internet.
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Thread quite clearly needs more Kanye. And Xzibit.
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g64/iweyc/B%20Album/1253067200257.jpg)
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g64/iweyc/B%20Album/1253063631023.jpg)
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I was going to post that second one, but I forgot. Damn you for your memory.
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I think we have a new Internet winner then.
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Yes, this cat:
(http://upshizzle.com/gallery/albums/October_2008/fiddykitty.gif)
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GOD HATES FIGS (http://godhatesfigs.net/)
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I'm gonna let you finish yo dogg
People we have hit critical mass.
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Heh, I was in an online writers group with the guy who created that site (God Hates Figs) . He never did as much with it as he wanted, but what's there is golden.
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(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a127/r3an1m4t3d/PimpzNHoes0000.jpg)
(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a127/r3an1m4t3d/Howdidthecatgetsofat.jpg)
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http://discharges.org/h/0902/ (http://discharges.org/h/0902/)
Turn your volume down slightly before clicking.
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(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/9/2009/09/500x_kanye.jpg)
Really enjoying this meme.
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Fallen Princesses (http://nicocartoons.blogspot.com/2009/08/fallen-princesses.html)
11 Quotes that prove Kanye is a douche bag (http://www.dailyfill.com/11-Quotes-That-Prove-Kanye-Is-A-Douchebag-22511/)
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Damn jasmine is hot in that.
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Johnny did you already post this somewhere here?
Oh who am I kidding I don't care
Dokken wants to have their way with your chicken? Allow/Deny? (http://www.everyclickmatters.com/dangers/dokken.html)
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Oh god the hip thrust of doom.
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(http://dresdencodak.com/comics/2009-09-07-the_sleepwalkers.jpg)
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Yay Aaron Diaz
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I dunno what that was but man that was hilarious!
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Really enjoying this meme.
Best meme ever!
(http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs236.snc1/8322_176096066608_625496608_4049901_2084951_n.jpg)
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(http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/3591487/images/1233616715601.png)
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Dokken wants to have their way with your chicken? Allow/Deny? (http://www.everyclickmatters.com/dangers/dokken.html)
Man, I didn't know there was an interactive version when I posted the video of the "deny" version.
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(http://pictureisunrelated.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/wtf-pics-40-cakes.jpg)
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YOU DON'T START SENTENCES WITH "AND", BOOK OF LEARNING!!!!!
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(http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/7784/hauntedvagina.jpg)
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YOU DON'T START SENTENCES WITH "AND", BOOK OF LEARNING!!!!!
fuck your rules, square.
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This is how I keep myself in shape (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUP0RNW8jFU&feature=channel)
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YOU DON'T START SENTENCES WITH "AND", BOOK OF LEARNING!!!!!
fuck your rules, square.
I'll cut you, Dovey. I'll cut you real good.
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YOU DON'T START SENTENCES WITH "AND", BOOK OF LEARNING!!!!!
fuck your rules, square.
I'll cut you, Dovey. I'll cut you real good.
I'll cut you first. That book of learning > you
It mentions four tens. And that's terrible.
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Maybe the book of learning is being self-consciously "olde-tymey". Maybe Luthor also steals twoscore and three cockerels in the early morninge brighte
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(http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/9292/128969448490586554.jpg)
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(http://www.andsuchandsuch.com/media/Eatsoy.gif)
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Hey Rick, wanna hear a joke?
What is this from and is that blonde kid the guy who played Johnny in The Karate Kid
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Thread quite clearly needs more Kanye. And Xzibit.
http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g64/iweyc/B%20Album/1253067200257.jpg
And of course the inverse:
(http://i26.tinypic.com/106etdz.jpg)
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Hey Rick, wanna hear a joke?
What is this from and is that blonde kid the guy who played Johnny in The Karate Kid
I have no clue where it is from, sorry.
oh hey
(http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/1144/liu.jpg)
(http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/7512/1253160421716.gif)
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Apple is... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nx7v815bYUw)
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The banned trailer for the sequel to "Twilight", "New Moon"! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbAppj00nZo)
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Apple is... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nx7v815bYUw)
I lolled.
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This, ladies and gents, is a crotcheted Henry Rollins
It sure looks a lot like a knitted Henry Rollins to me.
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Apple is... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nx7v815bYUw)
Steve Jobs looks really unhealthy these days.
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Apple is... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nx7v815bYUw)
Steve Jobs looks really unhealthy these days.
1984
(http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Technology/Pix/pictures/2007/07/30/jobs-apple-2.jpg)
(http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/photos/uncategorized/2009/01/06/steve_jobs_photos.jpg)
Apparently he is a pancreatic cancer survivor and has a hormonal imbalance which may signify a recurrence?
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Those are fangs there not just any fangs, VAMPIRE FANGS!
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http://www.atom.com/spotlights/kanye_west_apology/ (http://www.atom.com/spotlights/kanye_west_apology/)
The meme expands.
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Hey look! It's a cute poisonous mammal!
(http://imgur.com/RTkvo.gif)
...oh fine...here.
(http://cdn1.allimg.com/pictures/1253041364llzGcWoiws.gif)
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I want one
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The Beatles, juggled (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8f8drk5Urw). Unbelievable.
Edit: A more serious-sounding juggler decides it wasn't good enough. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDBmXnGaxMI)
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(http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/9519/thoriscrazy.jpg)
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Oh man... Fuck that tree :-(
Also... Those kayne memes are amazing. It's one of the best memes I've seen since xzibit hahahah
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(http://www.momlogic.com/images/fail-owned-shopping-cart.jpg)
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The bigger fail is the person who uploaded that who thought it needed an arrow.
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(http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/img_0140.jpg)
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Wish that was real but that's an old ass "so two guys are standing in a bar" joke.
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screw it
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(http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/1473/kanyequad.jpg)
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i c wut u did thar
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(http://www.a1pha.net/images/cow.jpg)
Apparently this cow and that muscle dog posted a while back have the same gene disorder.
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Jesus christ what in the hells....
I would not want to meat that thing in a dark ally.
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I would not want to meat that thing in a dark ally.
I see what you did there...
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muscle cow
That looks like some good eats
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Nah man, buff muscle is all tough and hard to chew. That's why the flank steaks (shoulder meat, which cows have to use constantly just to stand, let alone walk) are used in small bits in meals like fajitas. You want tender muscle that isn't ever used, like the tenderloin.
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GUARDIAN ROCK (http://www.torpedolab.com/games/guardian-rock/)
In which you play as a thwomp trying to kill little Indiana Joneses.
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Nah man, buff muscle is all tough and hard to chew. That's why the flank steaks (shoulder meat, which cows have to use constantly just to stand, let alone walk) are used in small bits in meals like fajitas. You want tender muscle that isn't ever used, like the tenderloin.
The tender meat has far less flavor, though, and there are great ways to make the tough meat tender, such as grinding or (my favorite way to prepare meat) a braise.
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muscle cow
That looks like some good eats
(http://graphics2.jsonline.com/graphics/entree/img/jan05/chef0126_big.jpg)
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tasty
Also, Bassist, you have a point, but that's why it's so valuable in some respects! It can be seasoned in a lot of different ways without the meat's taste fucking up what you're trying to accomplish with the seasonings. It provides excellent texture and can basically be molded into a lot of different tastes!
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But I'd argue that the most expensive ingredient should be your dominant flavor. But then again, the tenderloin isn't really devoid of taste, so it's all in what you want to do for the preparation.
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Cow
Belgian blue (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belgian_Blue)
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A cow species so fat that almost all births are done by c-section and they have to be slaughtered before they get 18 months old and can't stand up anymore.
Isn't breeding great?
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That is some fucked up breeding.
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It's not because they're fat, it's because of far too much muscle growth. Definitely fucked the hell up.
Also, I very much doubt 18 months is the lifespan. I recall a few folks in my hometown having a few head of Belgian blue for cross breeding and they certainly had them for longer than 18 months. They require far too much feed and care to be worth keeping for only 18 months.
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Cownold Schwarzennheifer
Aww dang man you'd have to tenderize the steaks from that thing with a jackhammer.
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Fuck that, I would ride it to work. I bet it can outrun some cars.
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Fuck that, I would ride it to work. I bet it can outrun some cars.
Fuck yes. I would make a superhero with that kind of transportation.
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Paint it blue and pretend to be Paul Bunyan.
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Ha, Paul Bunyan is a superhero. Leveling forests in a single swing.
I would call upon him to bat an asteriod away from the Earth.
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(http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Goth.jpg)
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(http://media.fukung.net/images/8376/71cd809ecdcb570bcba787a8bd84f95f.jpg)
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Easy way to get over the Kanye West meme real fast. (http://imaletyoufinish.com/)
Edit: fuck there's a whole thread for that? really?
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And t-shirts!
http://www.bustedtees.com/immaletyoufinishkanyewestshirt (http://www.bustedtees.com/immaletyoufinishkanyewestshirt)
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Easy way to get over the Kanye West meme real fast. (http://imaletyoufinish.com/)
Edit: fuck there's a whole thread for that? really?
(http://imaletyoufinish.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/illegaloperation.jpg)
I actually kind of like that one.
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Rammstein continues to be the best band on Earth (http://visit-x.net/CAMS/US/specials/Rammstein.html) (So NSFW)
What a song.
What a song.
(the video is full-on porn, by the way)
Mmmm... is that Cthulhu you're wearing? (http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/09/eau_de_cthulhu.php)
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(http://photofile.ru/photo/fishki_net/3668902/82026084.jpg)
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Awwwwwww!
Kitty!
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Rammstein continues to be the best band on Earth (http://visit-x.net/CAMS/US/specials/Rammstein.html) (So NSFW)
What a song.
What a song.
(the video is full-on porn, by the way)
Imo the video sucks becuase if I want to see porn... I search for it. I don't want bandmembers of a band I like being there while I just want some porn.
The song sucks really hard tbh, the keyboard is bad... It doesn't have the cold and mechanical feeling from the past albums. This time it's really bad techno thingy shit.
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It strikes me now that Rammstein are essentially what Bauhaus would be if they were also The Bloodhound Gang.
i.e. the world's greatest troll
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(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/kanyeblog/kanye9.jpg)
I was just re-reading the 'What if Kanye were retarded?' article, and this made me laugh.
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(http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/9742/tentacruel.jpg)
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Tentachtulu?
It's not because they're fat, it's because of far too much muscle growth. Definitely fucked the hell up.
Also, I very much doubt 18 months is the lifespan. I recall a few folks in my hometown having a few head of Belgian blue for cross breeding and they certainly had them for longer than 18 months. They require far too much feed and care to be worth keeping for only 18 months.
I thought they were illegal around here, but checking the internet, that's just in Sweden. You learn every day etc.
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(http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/902/fup204.jpg)
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Imo the video sucks becuase if I want to see porn... I search for it. I don't want bandmembers of a band I like being there while I just want some porn.
The song sucks really hard tbh, the keyboard is bad... It doesn't have the cold and mechanical feeling from the past albums. This time it's really bad techno thingy shit.
I also think that the English vocals don't have that same slightly operatic flow that the German ones did (yes, I i did just use "flow" to describe Rammstein being operatic).
[little baby Tourette's]
Dude, that's my favorite part of the article. You know what I always thought cocktails were missing? Meat.
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I also think that the English vocals don't have that same slightly operatic flow that the German ones did
I wanted to write about the vocals as well, but that goes without saying because it's a public fact that Til while being amazing singing in german [imho], he SUCKS when it comes to english and I fail to understand why he tries.
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(http://i25.tinypic.com/2zsmarp.png)
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best megapost evar
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Stewart - Secrets (http://www.thetartcart.com/videos/watch.aspx?media=3137)
Probably my favorite recurring Late Night skit. It will be missed.
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Dude, that's my favorite part of the article. You know what I always thought cocktails were missing? Meat.
I will direct you towards this post (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,23478.msg837066.html#msg837066)
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You are my hero.
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(http://boingboing.net/images/RollingProcedure.jpg)
(http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/truffleshuffle.gif)
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(http://www.geekologie.com/2009/09/17/burger.jpg)
That's some good eating.
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Who would eat that? No one could eat the whole thing, and it's not something that you could easily divide up among a group of people.
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"We choose to make the giant hamburger, and the other things, not because it is edible, but because it rad"
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(http://www.deaddog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/collegehumor.0e9e939fdcc7e31be5e12722fbd43dd4.jpg)
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(http://bukucomics.com/loserz/comics/loserz_0471.gif)
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I disagree. Listen to Chinese, or Indian music and it will be as alien to you as their languages. Well, maybe slightly less thanks to people like Debussy, but it will still be wildly different from Western music.
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(http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w64/12897430/19aa0acfd03872e86a411af.gif)
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*nudge*
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that may be the cutest thing in the world - i could watch it for hours
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OH my god that is fantastic. I want to try that.
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And I need to add - and this is the important part - excellent use of a page break.
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[burger]
That's some good eating.
Holy crap, how many cows have gone in that thing? And what did they use to grill it, a jet engine?
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(http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/6034/fullmetalgumballmachine.jpg)
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Hhahahaha the page break is awesome and so is Blue Kitty's picture!
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BK, I keep staring at that picture, trying to figure out if there's some sort of clever pun or something going on and...it's...just...not.
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(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d110/Jacqland/bear-prom.gif)
(http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/eb9ade390557f3ebc52badf6f7b97af0.jpg)
(http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u226/Draconated/1252028451763.jpg)
(http://i30.tinypic.com/2gxo8c5.gif)
(http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/1187/1238277207686.jpg)
(http://imgur.com/Xujv6.jpg)
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(http://i33.tinypic.com/xgmye.gif)
(http://i33.tinypic.com/xgmye.gif)
(http://i33.tinypic.com/xgmye.gif)
(http://i33.tinypic.com/xgmye.gif)
(http://i33.tinypic.com/xgmye.gif)
Oh and Ozymandias that's that one robot from MST3K, dressed up as that one guy from Full Metal Alchemist. From what I can tell it still isn't very funny.
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Oh hey, I know what movie that's from.
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I don't!
(http://i35.tinypic.com/o7ng95.gif)
Here someone have a new avatar.
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Thank you kindly. (http://www.metal-archives.com/images/7/5/7/7/75775.jpg)
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I love that album. The drummer on it is fantastic.
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Okay, now I want you all to watch the Infamous Rasputin Ice-dance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OuAYxDOvwM)
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Muse lipsync. Such good times (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oTt8Noi5Rk)
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So I watched the ice skating, and as I am prone to do, I was too lazy to turn off my back ground music when clicking on the link. Just so happens that Zepplin's In the Evening had just queued up, oh... 15 or so seconds earlier. It was eerie how closely it followed the routine. Though much less dramatic, I imagine that must have been something like figuring out the Dark Side of the Moon/Wizard of Oz thing.
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"do you think they'll let us into prom, bear?"
I have a t-shirt from a local band called Grim Fandango (http://www.myspace.com/grimfandangomusic) with that graphic on it!
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(http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/7606/br2.gif)
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(http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/4787/meowthy.jpg)
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d'awww
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MEOWTH, THAT'S RIGHT
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let's play rock/paper/scissors with russian premier vladimir putin
(http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/9782/putinrock.jpg)
(http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/6285/putinpaper.jpg)
(http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/4581/putinscissors.jpg)
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BREZHNEVVVV
let's play rock/paper/scissors with russian premier vladimir putin
IT'S A MUSCOVITE MONDAY!
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(http://www.digitalunrestcomic.com/strips/2009-04-06.jpg)
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BREZHNEVVVV
let's play rock/paper/scissors with russian premier vladimir putin
IT'S A MUSCOVITE MONDAY!
Man, I so wanted to post a link to the song "The ABC's of Dead Russian Leaders" by Tim Cavanagh in response to this, but I'll have to settle for a link to the lyrics (http://www.themadmusicarchive.com/song_details.aspx?SongID=1312). The site does have an archive of a radio show that played it if you really want to listen, but you have to sign up for the site first.
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Gay scientists discover the christian gene (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCzbNkyXO50)
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(http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u60/daschakal/4523_9ae2.jpg)
I hope that's not WARM water. :wink:
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Hey guys,
Happy Rapture!
http://home.flash.net/~evt/rapture.htm
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(http://www.nakedauthors.com/uploaded_images/Getoutofthecar-705512.jpg)
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Happy Rapture!
I love the way that the writer expresses his disappointment that each previously predicted date hasn't worked out, but then goes right ahead to work out a new one.
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(http://www.canucklehead.ca/_Media/itsatrap.jpg)
Probably a repost, but it had to be done.
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Grape time! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fqq051BU2MY)
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Probably a repost, but it had to be done.
Why?
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Probably a repost, but it had to be done.
Why?
Because it was a trap.
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The Meow one was brilliant... So sweet I got diabetes.
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Rammstein continues to be the best band on Earth (http://visit-x.net/CAMS/US/specials/Rammstein.html) (So NSFW)
What a song.
What a song.
(the video is full-on porn, by the way)
Mmmm... is that Cthulhu you're wearing? (http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/09/eau_de_cthulhu.php)
Thanks for posting. Best song ever!
(Well, maybe not but I think it's an awesome ... thing.)
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(http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u60/daschakal/8599_b52e.png)
I would buy this dvd.
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I always liked Velma. Yeah, Daphne was hot, but in real life, girls like that wouldn't give me the time of day. Velma seemed like someone I could hang out with.
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Jinkies!
That is a really neat idea. Anyone else imagine the back story to that pic?
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(http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/5227/furries.gif)
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(http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u60/daschakal/8599_b52e.png)
Judging by the stake on the roof they're out fighting 50-foot tall vampires.
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Judging by the stake on the roof they're out fighting 50-foot tall vampires.
I would buy this dvd.
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My first picture contribution to this page, holy crap:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v651/Kaappipakana/lolpics/Motherfucking_Cthulhu.jpg)
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-skydiving picture-
Win.
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Velma, Scoob and the Misery Machine
Likewise on the back-story. I'm assuming one day the gang ran into an unholy lord of darkness who Wasn't just Old man Withers. He killed all of them, except the the spunky, cute chick (A la Ripley, Julie James, Sidney Prescott et al.) and she then went on a Resident Evil, Milla Jovovitch, Supernatural, Winchester brothers inspired murderin' spree. I'm wondering if it was just Vampires or Zombies too. I'm voting for Zombies too.
Oh wow! Replace Scoob with Pintsize, the Misery Machine with a Dodge Ram... R.I.P M + D + H.
FAYE THE DOOMBRINGER!!
Also, needs more cowbell.
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augh, I had a great idea! a mod for Left 4 dead where you play as shaggy, velma, daffny, and fred!
i like that they didnt put scrappy in there. he was a pain and probably the first victim.
edit: wait all these years I thought they were saying thelma not velma! :-o
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There's a Johnny Bravo tank skin/soundpack for left 4 dead.
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(http://averagecats.s3.amazonaws.com/criticalmass.jpg)
(http://averagecats.s3.amazonaws.com/lasers.jpg)
AverageCats.com (http://averagecats.com/)
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(http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w274/Yakob42/visiblebicycle.jpg)
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(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f94/LittleKey/quadrupeds.jpg)
Needless to say I like that website.
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(http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs103.snc1/4768_119586907677_716927677_2931209_6634041_n.jpg)
Also, dude who made the awesome Misery Machine pic into a QC thing. Stop that. No one wanted you to do that.
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Let's play Fallout 2! (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,23918.0.html)
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(http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/4862/talkingdog.jpg)
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Dude I noticed that when I watched it, as a kid.
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critical mass cat
Nuclear reactors are not the only thing that can achieve critical mass. Their science is weak.
Good idea for a website, just a little too late for me.
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You cannot contain this meme (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPjxLixr8uw&feature=popt17us01)
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I lol'd
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(http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/3285/elephantsj.jpg)
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(http://web10.twitpic.com/img/30382224-b6476ba80b1d5966774454eac4cf9ce0.4ab8573e-scaled.jpg)
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Also, dude who made the awesome Misery Machine pic into a QC thing. Stop that. No one wanted you to do that.
You know you love it.
I can hear the scribbling as people frantically pen fanfic.
Mua Ha Ha!
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Not particularly, no
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(http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/KrazyKathy.jpg)
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(http://fc05.deviantart.com/fs23/f/2007/316/a/2/LoZ_Caramell_Dansen_by_LuckyBlackCatXIII.gif)
(http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g300/MaverickHunterXZ/XandZeroCaramelldansen.gif)
(http://img3.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire2/05212008/c/0/c/9/c0c962ced55990_full.gif)
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Yoink!
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(http://www.weeaboodesu.com/img/caremelldensen/SpartanCaramelldansen.gif)
300 manly men
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Awww yeah.
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Cor blimey! I will now never be able to do anything ever again. I'll just spend the entire day watching everyone's avatars. Just Eris having one was bad enough.
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Anyone going to paint their cat this Halloween?
(http://pictureisunrelated.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/RykenV-loletor.jpg)
(This is probably not very fun for the cat)
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But it's verry funny and cute to me, and that's what matters most.
I really liked the average cat pics, this was adorable :-)
(http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/9041/afraideasily.jpg)
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(http://craphound.com/images/bearsharktopus-30363-1253244193-27.jpg)
Bearsharktopus
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Bearsharktopus
My god...what has science done...
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THERE IS NO REASONING WITH THE BEARSHARKTOPUS, THERE IS ONLY DEATH
(http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/7311/transformersa.jpg)
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(http://www.humor-articles.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/facebook4.jpeg)
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I can tseem to find this video, has anyone ever seen the cgi video of a little dino guy that goes underground to audition for a band of mole men but is challenged by a big rock monster in a guitar duel? i cant seem to find it. :?
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I cannot, but I found this while I was looking:
http://www.lordlikely.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/tashorama.html (http://www.lordlikely.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/tashorama.html)
IT HAS A MUSTACHE NAMED "WHORE BEATER"
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(http://fc08.deviantart.com/fs29/f/2008/112/f/f/Hitler_Caramel_Dansen_by_xAzumix.gif)
I know there are tons of these that we could all post, but I felt this one was sort of worth it...
(http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/5530/pic09514.jpg)
(http://imgur.com/vxVfD.jpg)
I can't decide which one's more stupid.
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I can't decide which one's more stupid.
The 'Satanic' FB post was a hacked account.
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Goddammit!
My boy left himself logged into my computer the other day I utterly failed to come up with something decent.
I suck.
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(http://www.unowen.net/img/askg/bellybuttons.jpg)
(http://www.unowen.net/img/askg/free.jpg)
(http://www.unowen.net/img/askg/grandma.jpg)
(http://www.unowen.net/img/askg/grandmadeathbed.jpg)
and the rest (http://www.unowen.net/img/askg/)
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(http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/2148/unicorn.png)
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and the rest (http://www.unowen.net/img/askg/)
The guy's expression at the end of spendthenight is awesome.
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(http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/1420/wowscrnshot061408164504rj3.jpg)
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(http://kuvaton.com/bshit/woman.gif)
(http://kuvaton.com/bshit/vibra_finger.jpg)
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(http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/5227/furries.gif)
Is the moral of this story that furries should actually just start living like they were wild animals?
This is not a good moral to have, internet graphic.
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(http://content.ytmnd.com/content/1/f/9/1f9b6695d9b8388b0d7fe59a1b8c8828.jpg)
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Fun on the escalator handrails looks fun, but I'd be afraid of falling down 'cause I'm a wimp.
Also, that eBay of the PS3 picture going for over $1000 -- amazing. I saw a similar item once that said "PlayStation 3 Original Box" which sounds good until you realize that it is just that, the original box from a PS3. I think someone paid a grand for that, too.
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and the rest (http://www.unowen.net/img/askg/)
Thank you sooooooooooooooooooo much. I searched for this comics for days. :-D
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Naturally since humor is relative to your culture, a few of those comics aren't as funny if you aren't Korean. Like, the character Dooly in one comic is a parody of an incredibly popular kids-show character in Korea. In another comic where the guy's parents ditched him until he got a job, that's coincidentally closely related to some strife in my family right now, and it's because my mom is Korean.
Only a few of these are culturally relative though, most make just as much (or as little sometimes) sense no matter where you're from. Half these comics are about the characters acting like everything's normal and then in the last panel they realize "wait wtf"
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I still don't get the one with the red guy that pushes people out of/off of buildings.
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Yeah that one didn't make any sense to me either. I'm pretty sure that guy is from a traditional Korean folk tale, and if I could remember the story that comic might make more sense.
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Yeah but wasn't that one even titled like "wtf?" or something? I gathered that was part of the point of that one.
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(http://i.somethingawful.com/u/garbageday/photoshop_phriday/2009_07_24/zodwallop_01.jpg)
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(http://ducksomething)
...who?
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"Blood..."
"I'LL GET IT!"
*ketchup*
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...who?
Count Quackula.
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...who?
Count Duckula.
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Drake-ula. A male duck is a drake.
(wikipedia also says that drake is an archaic wrd for dragon. well whaddaya know)
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(wikipedia also says that drake is an archaic wrd for dragon. well whaddaya know)
If you played more DnD you would know that.
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yeah, but I am not a nerd
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I like Drake-ula. My dad and I would always get into amusing situations with the word "drake." He just knew that it meant duck and I just knew that it was similar to a dragon (didn't know that the word used to be the word for dragon).
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(http://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii355/Eight-Warhammer/my_hair_is_a_bird.jpg)
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(http://i27.tinypic.com/2h6yet5.jpg)
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Drake-ula. A male duck is a drake.
No no no Count Duckula was a cartoon from the 90s
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Drake-ula. A male duck is a drake.
No no no Count Duckula was a cartoon from the 90s
yup.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VthsQVsXwEg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VthsQVsXwEg)
because of this theme I always say blood like the doctor.
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I remember Duckula, just Drakeula was the first thing that came to mind.
Maybe because it is the closest to Dracula, y'know.
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What does the internet think? (http://www.whatdoestheinternetthink.net/)
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I remember Duckula, just Drakeula was the first thing that came to mind.
Maybe because it is the closest to Dracula, y'know.
awe eris no ones coming down on you. just reminiscing of the good ole times.
like eek the cat.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFSumAIRBMI&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFSumAIRBMI&feature=related)
or the terrible thunder lizards
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQAq0vTvh1Y&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQAq0vTvh1Y&feature=related)
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What does the internet think? (http://www.whatdoestheinternetthink.net/)
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a55/ddovey/Picture3-1.png)
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a55/ddovey/Picture1-12.png)
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a55/ddovey/Picture2-2.png)
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v601/TehLetterM/skwmresults.jpg)
I think I'm gonna like this "Internet" person.
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wait is that nicholas cage as superman? and did I see him earlier as a dancing priest? :?
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(http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/1135/acidtechno.jpg)
Yay!
(http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/1196/genocide.jpg)
Yay!
(http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/4058/femicide.jpg)
Yay!
(http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/7426/wangchung.jpg)
Boo!
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(http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/4364/picture21pg.png)
(http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/6793/nomi.jpg)
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(http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/2620/chixdix.jpg)
yaaay
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Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a55/ddovey/Picture1-13.png)
(unfortunately I couldn't get it to give a result for "putting a bangin donk on it")
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(http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh191/Wondersaunahotpants/kids_bracelet.png)
Thee hee.
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There are lots of big red buttons to press on the internet, but this is the best I know. How long can you keep going?
(http://cassland.org/images/RedButton.jpeg) (http://www.85qm.de/up/BigRedButton.swf)
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(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3516/3926536026_e48c032f7a.jpg)
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(http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/5537/turningjapanese.jpg)
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Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
[donks]
(unfortunately I couldn't get it to give a result for "putting a bangin donk on it")
I'm quite happy about this, too.
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(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d158/dream_loud/tumblr_kqc5cnUZYY1qzc1p2o1_400.jpg)
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There are lots of big red buttons to press on the internet, but this is the best I know. How long can you keep going?
(http://cassland.org/images/RedButton.jpeg) (http://www.85qm.de/up/BigRedButton.swf)
I went the whole way, I just lost some good minutes of my life and I still think it was worth it.
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(http://i516.photobucket.com/albums/u330/Dreamcastguy/b6ar8.jpg)
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Young Adult Section.
Thank you Allison. This sums up my feelings on the matter nicely. (I have little say about what goes into YA Fic at my job)
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(http://whythatsdelightful.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/weeee40912.jpg)
The internet is very positive about Eliza, but my photoshop is broken so I cannot show this.
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(http://images.comicbookresources.com/oddball/batman222.jpg)
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SUPER ULTIMATE MUSIC FIGHT CHALLENGE BRACKET PLAYOFFS! (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,23926.0.html)
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Glenn Beck Throws a frog into boiling water (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9nVpO1Dvfk&feature=player_embedded#t=83)
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(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/125524-1/Gate_kicked.gif)
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thats one way to get people to stop smoking.
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(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q232/scapocy/The_Pope.jpg)
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q232/scapocy/Dalai_Lama.jpg)
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q232/scapocy/David_Bowie.jpg)
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q232/scapocy/Questionable_Content.jpg)
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(http://zombiereagan2012.com/reagan_smash.gif)
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Oh god so cute (http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2009/09/08)
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Totally worth the watch:
(http://pictures.pichaus.com/528b9decd822a7bddb1d7b3d6abda33edf3b8c21?AWSAccessKeyId=0K4RZZKHSB5N2XYJWF02&Expires=1253860000&Signature=S8/kL543v5LXf5cIpEG7OmTC5NM%3D)
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The Cat Piano (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj4RBmU-PIo&feature=player_embedded#t=24)
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(http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/just_in_time_strange_humor_comic.jpg)
Same artist as that other monster post from earlier.
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(http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/02-27-09-starwars/Twisted-Echidna.jpg)
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That is my favorite thing right now, and possibly ever.
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It's a shame. It should be 'la lune'
In fact, it should be 'une lune', which also makes it closer to the original Magritte
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OM NOM NOM NOM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBF2L_W911I&feature=popt00us05)
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The AR pool game that is one of the related videos is pretty awesome.
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(http://www.unowen.net/img/askg/hot.jpg)
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Sodomy is always funny.
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Gosh, I haven't been on this thread in a long time it feels like. I'm sorry if someone already posted Garfunkel and Oates, or if you don't like them, but I just discovered them for myself and I can't get enough.
This party just took a turn for the douche (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDCPK4MiolQ&feature=channel)
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Kate is having too much fun singing that.
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Woah that's so cool, it's The Gooch from Scrubs.
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(http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t85/FangHamhands/PrettyPrincessPony.jpg)
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Now that's a pretty pony
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(http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/2697/fiddymen.jpg)
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Young Adult Section.
Thank you Allison. This sums up my feelings on the matter nicely. (I have little say about what goes into YA Fic at my job)
Fun Fact! My former school now has a class called "Vampire English Literature"
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Young Adult Section.
Thank you Allison. This sums up my feelings on the matter nicely. (I have little say about what goes into YA Fic at my job)
Fun Fact! My former school now has a class called "Vampire English Literature"
(http://listicles.thelmagazine.com/wp-content/upload/ironhide_facepalm.jpg)
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oh hey (http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/5713/11af9490913bb108a9cff99.jpg)
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Glorious
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...Wow. That is...epic.
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(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y277/Curlyfreak/hulk_hogan_9-11.jpg)
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you know if you titled that "the hulk destroys new york" I am sure when they click the link they would be surprised the hulk wasnt the green purple pants hulk. cool find dude.
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60 and Pregnant! (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/0de45d16bb/high-school-sex-reality-show?rel=featured&rel_pos=1)
Ah MTV, how far you have fallen
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Ok, I have to ask...
This thing with the people swaying at the hips and flapping their hands around their foreheads. I'm guessing it's Japanese and a reference to cat-girls but what's the story there? Is it just that there was a cat-girl dance which people find amusing or... What? This vexes me.
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Google caramelldansen
also one more thing
(http://fc09.deviantart.com/fs27/i/2008/171/0/4/Partners_in_Crime_by_AngusMcLeod.jpg)
(http://fc09.deviantart.com/fs25/i/2008/150/1/1/Polite_Dispute_by_AngusMcLeod.jpg)
Wait that is two more things I am terrible
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Google caramelldansen
better yet just go to http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/caramelldansen
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wow. I am afraid of clicking the video to play the song after the "warning" haha
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Aha! So it's actually a bunny dance rather than a cat-girl dance. Hmmm.
Well thank you all for the info, I am slightly less puzzled now.
It's scary how much weirdness in the world can be explained by simply saying "It's from Japan". Or, I guess now, "It's from Sweden".
Anyway, thanks!
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Despite the claims of several members of Meebo, Wiki agrees with me.
(http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/7443/rhubarb.jpg)
Rhubarb is terrible.
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BLASPHEMY
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http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/caramelldansen
oh god nooooooooooooooooooo
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Extreme Sheep LED Art (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2FX9rviEhw)
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That is fantastic.
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Awesome sheep are awesome
Where the hell is Matt? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlfKdbWwruY)
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^^^
That is way fucking cool.
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too awesome :-o
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Where the hell is Matt? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlfKdbWwruY)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECoMe8IM3RU&NR=1&feature=fvwp
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The sheep video was awesome.
The other video, wow that is old. Since it appears to be new to some people though you should probably see this too:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVAg6YTgTn4&feature=channel
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I had never seen any but the first, and I had also not heard about the hoax, but that's pretty awesome.
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Rhubarb is disgusting, both in flavour and in the appearance of it once it's been cooked in a pie.
However Rhubarb and Custard sweets (http://www.aquarterof.co.uk/mini-glass-gift-rhubarb-custard-p-576.html) are some of the most delicious things in existence.
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There is no such thing as Rhubarb pie. The only food Rhubarb is used in is Rhubarb Crumble and it is fucking delicious. And you must use Forced Rhubarb, not regular Rhubarb.
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cute
(http://mediaserver-2.vuodatus.net/g/34552/1110228.jpg)
not so cute
(http://i660.photobucket.com/albums/uu322/RobotNine/Pretty%20Pervy/Pretty%20Pervy%202/PrettyPervyLatexCostumeOutfitSuitFo.jpg)
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Do you ever wonder what might have happened if we haven't found these power suits? (http://www.atom.com/funny_videos/megabot_1)
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That was the best thing I've ever seen.
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(http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson450.jpg)
This has me laughing so much.
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Do you ever wonder what might have happened if we haven't found these power suits? (http://www.atom.com/funny_videos/megabot_1)
Red is just biding his time. Biding his time until the Tom Cruise biopic gets greenlit.
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His name is Miles Fisher (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cPuaqGZGro).
Also, This riff (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfJXOzvNsYI) is so awsome I can only explain it through interpretive dance.
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Where the hell is Matt? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlfKdbWwruY)
Oh look, he's been here!
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His name is Miles Fisher (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cPuaqGZGro).
Oh shit this is one catchy as hell jam. Downloaded the ep from his site.
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(http://failcake.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/codwomen-210x300.jpg)
WOW
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Two Wookies,1Bucket.
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Eric Idle responds to your Youtube comments (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SXq5X9zEZI&feature=sub)
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Holy shit a double post
(http://waffleimages.nwpshost.com/files/6e/6e01623cda0cd577a8a300a1d4d5acd8a66b1045.gif)
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(http://fatpita.net/images/image%20%28775%29.jpg)
(http://fatpita.net/images/image%20%281760%29.jpg)
(http://fatpita.net/images/image%20(2784).jpg)
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A terrible skin disease, I'm sure.
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(http://fatpita.net/images/image%20(2086).jpg)
Bahaha.
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I fell for a Commie! (http://pappysgoldenage.blogspot.com/2009/09/number-597-i-fell-for-commie-you-wont.html)
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(http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/1539/thanosw.jpg)
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Also, This riff (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfJXOzvNsYI) is so awsome I can only explain it through interpretive dance.
Protest the Hero did that on purpose for one of their music videos: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxuqMjarvq0
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(http://imgrr.com/x/dogburglar.jpg)
Also Movie Poster Mashups.
http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/moviemashups/
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Oh man that Dr. Strangelove one
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That dog is a spy!
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Caleb, I just have to ask, is your new avatar because of your present forum title of "FIGHT YOU!", or is it just a very cool coincidence.
(I've thought on occasion that it would be fun to prepare a whole slate of avies in advance that represented each title in the sequence and change it at the appropriate time.)
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(http://dontjudgemyhair.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/ChestHeartMirrored-P.jpg)
Don't Judge My Hair (http://dontjudgemyhair.com/)
Edit: oh god what is this
(http://dontjudgemyhair.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/englishrussia-goth2-p.jpg)
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This isn't really pointless, but I lol'd (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmHN3JtyUXg&feature=player_embedded)
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Bah, you stole the pagebreak from me. Well-played.
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My next post will be my 666th post!! GUYS, WHAT SHOULD I DO FOR THAT?
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You should be awesome. That is all.
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Get there and then never post again
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YOU SAID THE SECRET WORD!!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NTc4OyPHuY)
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(http://i487.photobucket.com/albums/rr239/FercEater/worst-halloween-costume-ever.jpg)
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That's an awesome Spy Kids poster
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(http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/4796/superspy1.jpg)
(http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/11/superspy2.jpg)
(http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/8522/superspy3.jpg)
(http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/1517/superspy4.jpg)
(http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/8375/superspy5.jpg)
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(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/b/be/Big_broccoli_dog_closeup.jpeg)
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(http://i658.photobucket.com/albums/uu307/SharpArcher01/1253651523486.png)
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Six Foot Faggot
Would See.
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(http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/1118/dracula2v.jpg)
X-Men versus motherfuckin' Dracula.
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FUCKING AWESOME.
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I used to have that issue. One of my favorites actually.
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Caleb, I just have to ask, is your new avatar because of your present forum title of "FIGHT YOU!", or is it just a very cool coincidence.
I actually changed it right before my title changed. (For the whole you as your avatar thing) It was a happy coincidence.
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>cross
>lightning bolt
Who the hell's side is God on?
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I think someone missed this from the Dont Judge My Hair site.
(http://dontjudgemyhair.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/hairycopter-by-david-humphries-via-papermag-p2.jpg)
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(http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01490/s3a_1490971a.jpg)
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(http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t85/FangHamhands/mcd_us_high_9_25.jpg)
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That explains a lot.
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Now do one of France
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Actually it would be interesting to see how other countries would look.
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Interesting, and possibly depressing.
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I want to see the Russian one
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Never before has Utah had such a nice look to it. Maybe the Mormons are onto something.
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That map kinda looks like one of those photos of STD breakouts.
The McDonalds map of the US looks like a Syphilis outbreak.
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I remember reading about the point of McFarthest, or whatever. Looks to maybe be somewhere in the Dakotas, but I'm not sure. From that point you have to travel 140 miles to the nearest McDonalds.
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Which state is it that has what appears to be an upside down cross in it? Is that Colorado?
I also like that California is very clearly defined
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D'awwww (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G429n-UR1og)
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I remember reading about the point of McFarthest, or whatever. Looks to maybe be somewhere in the Dakotas, but I'm not sure. From that point you have to travel 140 miles to the nearest McDonalds.
I have to travel two blocks to reach a McDonald's. Hooray Fargo, largest city in the state!
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I have to walk a mile. I feel like a rural farm compared to Fargo.
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I have no idea where the nearest McDonalds is (note: this doesn't mean it is a mile away or anything, but if it were within two blocks I would certainly know) and I live in the third largest city in the US.
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There are at least 2 mcdonalds within a mile of me.
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There are 3 mcdonalds within two miles. That is not nearly as bad as the SEVEN FUCKING SUBWAYS in my town
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There appears to be a gap in Pennsylvania. Amish country, perhaps?
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There are 3 mcdonalds within two miles. That is not nearly as bad as the SEVEN FUCKING SUBWAYS in my town
I love subway!
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Quiznos is better.
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Only if you have coupons.
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Subway is better if you enjoy starving.
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I have to walk a mile.
solution: Don't go to McDonald's.
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There appears to be a gap in Pennsylvania. Amish country, perhaps?
Nah, man. If you've ever driven through Lancaster County along a major road there's a McDonald's at every fork in the road, just not a whole lot of Amish buggys parked out front. As for me, there's one about a mile and a half away, but the next closest one is in Pikesville like 20 miles away.
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Butt Naked Wonda, Big Brotha Thunda, and the Masta Blasta (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dv7iVqouHuc&feature=player_embedded)
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(http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/4096/robotp.jpg)
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omg omg omg is that from Valve or is it just fan made
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(http://media.fukung.net/images/8043/scrabble.jpg)
.........subtext! Haha.
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No, I think it's something else...
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(http://imgrr.com/x/sleepingmo.jpg)
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awesome.
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Haha! The little plastic IBM is the best part.
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(http://waldospost.com/adpics/4a0997c9315da418efb3c1b25.jpg)
Epic page-break-elephant-sex
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(http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/192/coolgd.jpg)
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if your phone dies, you're next (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5VaT-sQ9Jg)
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(http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/1751/bj085.jpg)
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I lol'dwith the elephant one. And I want something with a "cool" button too!
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(http://kuvaton.com/bshit/stormtroopers_dance.gif)
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(http://img274.imageshack.us/img274/6562/stewarttommygun3xz.gif)
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I put it in the wrong hole (http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2009/09/25) guys
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(http://goops.tumblr.com/photo/1280/151858477/1/t9Um5s8HBqi6vrupxJufaffZ)
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This is a truck with glowing balls hanging from it. They light up based on the brake lights and turn signals.:
(http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs218.snc1/8524_174001842316_590257316_4191411_8260940_n.jpg)
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Every once in awhile Attack of the show does something pretty funny.
http://www.themovieblog.com/2009/09/attack-of-the-show-spoofs-twilight
Direct Link to the G4TV website.
http://g4tv.com/videos/41784/Kevin-Pereira--Olivia-Munns-Twilight-Spoof/
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OMG, Baby Pygmy hippo recently born at Rotterdam Zoo
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/39/2009/09/500x_91271668.jpg)
I can't believe how small it is I want one. Are those baby carrots???
additional pics
http://www.rotterdamzoo.nl/p3.php?RubriekID=2282
PS if anyone can read the article does it say how big the baby is?
edit found the average birth size - At birth, pygmy hippos weigh 4.5–6.2 kg (9.9–13.7 lb) with males weighing about 0.25 kg (0.55 lb) more than females.
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Baby hippos are born underwater at a weight between 25 and 45 kg (60–110 lb) and an average length of around 127 cm (50 in) and must swim to the surface to take their first breath.
Also
Ladies (http://www.gigimo.com/main/product/Artificial,Virginity,Hymen,2299.php?prod=2299)
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Ladies (http://www.gigimo.com/main/product/Artificial,Virginity,Hymen,2299.php?prod=2299)
Made in Japan
Classy, real class act japan, i think i should get to japan and murder everyone in there and after that i will sink that terrible island
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Dollface don't think that Japan is the only country that would manufacture an artificial hymen...
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(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/39/2009/09/500x_91271668.jpg)
Reminds me of this Canadian PSA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBfi8OEz0rA)
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Ladies (http://www.gigimo.com/main/product/Artificial,Virginity,Hymen,2299.php?prod=2299)
wat now (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/8279276.stm)
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What happened
(http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/8478/whathappenedtotommy.jpg)
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Ladies (http://www.gigimo.com/main/product/Artificial,Virginity,Hymen,2299.php?prod=2299)
wat now (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/8279276.stm)
Oh those Muslims!
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What happened
One of by buddies sent me an article about how he's going into MMA now. Here it is (http://sports.yahoo.com/mma/blog/cagewriter/post/Mighty-Morphin-Power-Ranger-morphs-into-an-MMA-f?urn=mma,186758) if anybody's interested.
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I mean yeah he's a fully qualified fighter with a couple of belts, as well as a few charity foundations, but he'll always be Tommy (or Dr. Oliver) to me.
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(http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u60/daschakal/2123_7d2f.jpg)
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I feel like that's a repost. Either way it's adorable.
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Ok have something I am 100% sure hasn't been posted
(http://i38.tinypic.com/242ap9z.jpg)
(http://i36.tinypic.com/9zvin7.jpg)
(http://i34.tinypic.com/zvbz3m.jpg)
(http://i34.tinypic.com/vnf0ck.jpg)
(http://i36.tinypic.com/206ohmv.jpg)
WHATTTT THHHEEEE FUCKKKK
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.....
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Well.
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I like to think the guy is Ron Jeremy.
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My first thought was Frank Zappa
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I was about to say that. Damn you and your rotten toga too!
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yr jealous
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Stickin' it to the man. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-usmvYOPfco&feature=player_embedded#)
Twistin' it a bit. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFK9XuXCeno&feature=player_embedded)
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Ballsy dude.
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(http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r144/bobxjustxbob/poetry.jpg)
I thought it was pretty skillfully done
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whoa
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Yeah that is pretty amazing
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Who here is actually going to the trouble of checking if that is really an anagram.
(hint: not me)
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Stickin' it to the man. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-usmvYOPfco&feature=player_embedded#)
Twistin' it a bit. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFK9XuXCeno&feature=player_embedded)
That guy is awesome, how have I never heard of him before?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qebWaR7XlRQ&feature=channel
Also, this would be pretty much the opposite of pointless. I'mma go see if there's a thread in DISCUSS about this guy.
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That banana scares the shit outta me. :-o
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(http://i392.photobucket.com/albums/pp5/DHaaland/n1274034926_86173_6663.jpg)
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The Ig noble prize winners (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/8285380.stm)
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POV Helmet Cam Captures Skier Causing Avalanche, Getting Buried and Getting Rescued (http://gizmodo.com/5366887/pov-helmet-cam-captures-skier-causing-avalanche-getting-buried-and-getting-rescued)
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(http://zs1.smbc-comics.com/comics/20090928.gif)
annnnnd, the one that broke my heart this week:
(http://www.amazingsuperpowers.com/comics/2009-09-17-Answers.png)
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dude thats so sad :( poor guy.
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(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gizmodo/2009/10/clowns_last_supper.jpg)
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And for having one of my top ten serial killers, My old buddy Gacy :-D
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Buddy, you creep me the fuck out.
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HOMETOWN REPRESENT
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/44/Edgein.jpg)
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(http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/8411/straight.png)
(http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/3371/lesbos.png)
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HOMETOWN REPRESENT
Ed Gein
O man.. I envy you so much you don't have an idea
what, Reed, you don't have a top ten serial killers list?
Are you crazy or something?
I know, right?!
It's still a surprise to me that girls get the hell out of my house when they see my top-ten list with detailed pictures. I mean.. C'mon! I got pictures! :?
Then again.. I just don't really like to talk to people that don't have their own top-ten lsit of serial killers.
Omaga page break and I don't have many things to show... except this:
The funny thing is that I couldn't understand what was going on.. I saw the picture for aound a minute and still said to myself "what's wrong with a guy and a girl dancing?
(http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/4672/gaytest4.jpg)
Also...
(http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/7229/sciencevsreligionwherea.jpg)
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I don't see people dancing. I just see cocks. So, I guess I passed the gay test then.
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Yeah I don't see what it could be other than cocks.
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(http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/8411/straight.png)
man i always got thing for velma
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No guys it is clearly a dude goin down on another dude
O man.. I envy you so much you don't have an idea
You have no idea how tired I am of hearing about him
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man i always got thing for velma
Did you ever watch the movie? Velma was the only reason to see it. Well, and the bit where they kicked scrappy doo out, because scrappy doo fucking sucked.
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(http://newsliteimgs.s3.amazonaws.com/090407_segway2.jpg)
It's a Segway car
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FFFFFUUUUUU
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What the fucking dick cunt
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Project PUMA! Also:
UX-3 (http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/24/hondas-u3-x-personal-mobility-device-is-the-segway-of-unicycles/)
and
iReal (http://www.geekologie.com/2007/10/toyota_ireal_is_a_wheelchair_o.php)
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gay test
What does it mean if I see boobs? My boyfriend saw two people dancing and had to point them out to me, but I still saw boobs.
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My perception keeps oscillating quickly between boobs and two people dancing. This happens every time I look at an optical illusion-thingy. What does this mean?
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It means you are bisexual.
Oh wait, you mean it does that for optical illusions in general. Never mind, then.
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Canada is pretty awesome (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zcOFN_VBVo)
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That was fairly impressive, but you kind of expect college kids to do that sort of thing. I think I still prefer the Royal Dragoon Guards' music video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ld1DTmXesTo) from a while back.
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(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a127/r3an1m4t3d/IMPORTANT.jpg)
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Don't get me wrong, Is This the Way to Amarillo is a song very close to my heart, but the other was better.
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(http://www.multilinkmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/haha_sickups.jpg)
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Don't get me wrong, Is This the Way to Amarillo is a song very close to my heart, but the other was better.
It's certainly a more elaborate and well-done thing, but I think the fact that "Amarillo" is done by soldiers makes it a bit more entertaining to me.
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(http://fc00.deviantart.com/fs32/f/2008/188/d/4/Old_poster_by_Waldemar_Kazak.jpg)
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Has the anime-style sunshine deliberately been put behind that guy? :laugh:
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Tough to say; could just as easily be search lights being aimed at enemy planes, but I could buy either explanation.
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gay test
What does it mean if I see boobs? My boyfriend saw two people dancing and had to point them out to me, but I still saw boobs.
I have to focus pretty hard to not see boobs in there.
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Just concentrate on one side of the image at a time. I see breasts right away as well, but I suspect that's in part because it's a small image and I'm scrolling up and down as opposed to scanning horizontally, so I'm processing it as one unit.
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Well, my boyfriend saw two people dancing right away, and I saw boobs.
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derrrrrrrrrp
This post fails, I will make a better one.
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Wasn't that just posted, like, a page back?
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(http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/1568/halolzdotcombulletbillp.gif)
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I made a bitstrip.
(http://cstrips.bitstrips.com/2f1a897cad65a25d227c05b5a74c1ba9.png)
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BULLET BILL
Yeah that was hilarious
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Poor Harry...
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That bullet was amazing... I did not see that one coming XD
gay test
What does it mean if I see boobs? My boyfriend saw two people dancing and had to point them out to me, but I still saw boobs.
You really got me there... I thought it should be the inverse, that girls are supposed to see two people dancing and guys are supposed to see the boobs. But I don't know anymore, damn.. I have some sort of identity crisis now.
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It's certainly a more elaborate and well-done thing, but I think the fact that "Amarillo" is done by soldiers makes it a bit more entertaining to me.
I kinda like the British Army one better too, but part of that is because I know it brought down the MoD's network. Too many people were sending it to each other and it just crashed everything.
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I saw two radar dishes, then two people dancing, then boobs.
Also, do you know if anyone has done the bullet thing with drop pods from warhammer? Would like to see that.
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(http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/3/c/collegehumor.bebc1d83a6e3ef31192c4d2cdeb27f17.gif)
(http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/8/5/collegehumor.28657f78b9634433fb321d85b2d03ea6.gif)
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moses supposes his toeses are roses (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKlub5vB9z8&)
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Todd was very civil, kudos for that.
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That tap-dancing clip makes me weep for the state of modern entertainment.
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want to learn english ad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoRD1wmvwUc&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoRD1wmvwUc&feature=related)
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Make them laugh (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oWk4ZiuSHE&feature=related)
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Todd was very civil, kudos for that.
Agreed. Though, I think if any of my students tried to do this, I would react in much the same way, but only because they're all so young.
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Make them laugh (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oWk4ZiuSHE&feature=related)
I guess that's the beginning of breakdance.
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Uhm, not really ;) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4CUczb2JVA)
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(http://i38.tinypic.com/2eo8wn8.jpg)
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So I was over at the YouTube Doubler Beta wheALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD. (http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fv%2Fn5JW8XWX6oU&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fv%2F8AOfbnGkuGc)
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I like this youtube doubler dealy. Here you go. (http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fv%2FokqEVeNqBhc&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fv%2FTkE3twBreYw)
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Yeah it kinda doesn't work when one drowns out the other
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(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d110/Jacqland/1203184444621.png)
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Canada is pretty awesome (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zcOFN_VBVo)
Pretty awesome. Comm students rock. (I was a comm student)
Did they have a bottle of booze in that video? Shit man at my school we used an empty bottle of whiskey in a skit once and the administration gave us a ton of shit about it.
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(http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/2231/hulkvsincredible.jpg)
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The Lonely Island. I Threw it On the Ground.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlWxjBU9uck
(Hulu link)
http://www.hulu.com/watch/99944/saturday-night-live-digital-short-on-the-ground
(Yeah I know this might not be considered true pointless thread fodder but I still like the Lonely Island and this reminded me of their old skits. Where the hell else am I gonna post this.)
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(http://slashninja.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/seanconnery.png)
(http://i34.tinypic.com/29gct3r.jpg)
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You stay classy, folks.
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(http://imgur.com/MNbr4.jpg)
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Courtesy of jeph's twitter:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LvIG7MDSys
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Awesome, they added another one. And what the hell Dollface? I posted that 12 pages (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,20434.msg857766.html#msg857766) ago
(http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/3010/kravenslasthunt.jpg)
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(http://img.moronail.net/img/7/0/1070.jpg)
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(http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/5020/cb20060710.jpg) (http://img3.imageshack.us/i/cb20060710.jpg/)
Chopping Block is one of my favorites.
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The Facebook Problem (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/513707)
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(http://kashi.krowzi.com/images/XKCD.jpg)
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hurrr XKCD
AMERICA MOTHERFUCKERS
(http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/6038/damn.png)
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Fuckin' jacked.
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I DID IT (http://www.explosm.net/comics/1717/)
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I don't get it.
An electronic cigarette? (http://smokingeverywhere.com/)
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I don't get it either.
Nor do I get this (http://www.blucigs.com/index.php), which is the same idea, with the stupid ratcheted up to 11.
EDIT: Oh man it comes in pipe (http://smokingeverywhere.com/elec_pipe.php)
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All those electronic cigarettes made me want to do was light up a real one. Advertising fail.
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Gemm, most people I know who have tried them said the same thing.
Also, wow:
(http://whi.s3.prod.lg1x8.simplecdn.net/images/798326/tumblr_kqwmegozrj1qzr53co1_500_large.jpg?1254589718)
I need to learn to sign receipts like that.
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Beautiful image. Mainly because the girl behind the bendy one seems totally blasé about the whole thing.
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All in a day's work at the ballet center.
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AMERICA MOTHERFUCKERS
Satan is right in the ear of Hollywood.
I like how the description says that the civil war soldier is crying because the Civil War was so bad but come on. A UNION soldier crying like a little girl? I think that's the message right there. I am sure if he was wearing grays he wouldn't be all weepy.
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I bet necromancers make the tastiest Thanksgiving dinners. Nothing is as juicy as a turkey that butters itself from within the oven.
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(http://pics.livejournal.com/icon_uk/pic/002wwfk5)
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Star Wars, remade by fans in 15-second bits: http://vimeo.com/6788001
http://starwarsuncut.com/
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Grand Moff Tarkin with a Nazi armband...awesome
Lots of Lego renditions...awesome
Middle aged men pretending to be Carrie Fisher...not so awesome.
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(http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/2982/betterburger.jpg)
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it's not dirty, I promise (http://www.flixxy.com/chinese-bicycle-acrobatics.htm)
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That poor girl pedaling the bike at the end.
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(http://i361.photobucket.com/albums/oo52/Billybobjoebob48/supermandog.jpg)
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Good news everyone, I've just come across that footage of elephant birth (http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/dramatic-elephant-birth/) that you all wanted to see.
Let me be the first to say holy shit.
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AWESOME! I got really scared for a little bit there.
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Oh. What the fuck.
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So far it is the commentary that is making it bearable.
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Just wait man just wait for it
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Holy shit. That's ridiculous.
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That was awesome! The look on the mother when she curled her trunk into her mouth was so cute.
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Oh my gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood
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I waited for it and now I will compose my thoughts on the matter:
Its life Jim, but not as we know it.
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I'M A SHARK, I'M A SHARK, SUCK MY DICK, I'M A SHARK (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/513760)
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(http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/the_larper.jpg)
....
This is weird because that area is 20 minutes from where I live.
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You get suspended for 105 days for being a crazy nerd?
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Man, I laughed a little bit at the idea of a kid running up and punching a dude in the mouth while yelling "HAMMER OF JUSTICE!"
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I like how vulgar lanuage has been ticked as an infraction.
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The 105 day suspension seems fairly ridiculous. I got into a tussle once and they only suspended us for the rest of the week.
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Your tussle didn't involve magic.
Lessons learned.
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MAGIC MISSLE!
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I like how vulgar lanuage has been ticked as an infraction.
That's what I thought immediately, haha.
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Totally ganking this page break again, muahaha
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/reynen/Colorado/Colorado%2009/september109.jpg)
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http://www.chrisjordan.com/current_set2.php?id=7
Running the numbers.
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One gay man, two lesbians, a three-legged cat and a poisoned curry plot (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1218880/One-gay-man-lesbians-legged-cat-poisoned-curry-plot.html?ITO=1490)
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One gay man, two lesbians, a three-legged cat and a poisoned curry plot (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1218880/One-gay-man-lesbians-legged-cat-poisoned-curry-plot.html?ITO=1490)
I was JUST reading that. What a laugh, haha.
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http://www.chrisjordan.com/current_set2.php?id=7
Running the numbers.
Goddamnit. I had just done a good job of realizing I'm not special and I'm not better than everyone else, and then you go and show me a bunch of shit that I'm actually really good about being aware of. Now I'm all saying, "Shit, I wish those other people would get their act together."
I'm not better than they are!
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http://www.freerice.com/index.php
Technically ... not useless.
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(http://www.dula.tv/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/sean-connery-max-level-400x310.jpg)
Immortality has been discovered. d:
Also, I donated 120 grains of rice, woo.
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http://www.freerice.com/index.php
These sorts of things annoy me a little. I mean, it's a good thing that they are donating food, but why wait for people to answer a quiz? Why not just give hungry people as much food as you can?
Because of that dilemma, half the time these sorts of things are a hoax (this one looks legit, but I'm thinking of stuff like email forwards that claim the cancer society will donate more money based on how many people get the email.) The other half of the time, well you have to bear in mind that the sponsors paying for the donations almost always have a donation limit that isn't mentioned to people taking the quiz (or shopping there if it's a donation per shopper, or whatever.) So after the donation limit has been reached (and it's usually reached pretty quickly) then everyone else taking the quiz is just wasting their time and erroneously thinking they are helping fight hunger.
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I think the quiz is there to rake in internet advertisement dollars to pay for the food.
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Immortality has been discovered. d:
I guess that that whole grail business worked out alright for him in the end eh?
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http://www.freerice.com/index.php
These sorts of things annoy me a little. I mean, it's a good thing that they are donating food, but why wait for people to answer a quiz? Why not just give hungry people as much food as you can?
Because of that dilemma, half the time these sorts of things are a hoax (this one looks legit, but I'm thinking of stuff like email forwards that claim the cancer society will donate more money based on how many people get the email.) The other half of the time, well you have to bear in mind that the sponsors paying for the donations almost always have a donation limit that isn't mentioned to people taking the quiz (or shopping there if it's a donation per shopper, or whatever.) So after the donation limit has been reached (and it's usually reached pretty quickly) then everyone else taking the quiz is just wasting their time and erroneously thinking they are helping fight hunger.
More pageviews means more ads, which means more money for the website owners. They might as well make you look at just the ads, but now you might as well expand your vocabulary!
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(http://www.foundmagazine.com/images/finds/full/driversed.jpg)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fb5LIo6HE6Y&feature=related
Why must sad things make me cry.
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Three Doors Down (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJRthpxDM10) make me cry, too.
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Three Doors Down (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJRthpxDM10) make me cry, too.
damn thats pretty good.
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This belongs in this thread.
Dead fly art.
http://thechive.com/2009/10/dead-fly-art-surprisingly-hilarious-15-photos/
(When I was 7 or 8 I actually wrapped up a dead fly in tiny strips of medical tape and made a tiny paper Egyptian sarcophagus to put him in. God I was a weird kid.)
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The fly art weirded me out, I saw that floating somewhere. It definitely took some dedication, though.
Did your little Fly pharaoh ever rise again?
Also, WHAT THE FUCK HAHAHAHA:
(http://fatpita.net/images/image%20(3203).jpg)
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Things I learned in Drivers Ed.
If there was an American version of Monty Python, this would be the first sketch. Love it!
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Twitter gets justified (http://twitter.com/RealTracyMorgan).
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(http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/2905/punisherne.jpg)
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Go Punisher go!
(http://pics.blameitonthevoices.com/092009/taylor_swift_on_google-small.jpg)
Also, necroing memes. XD
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That was posted in the thread we have dedicated to the Kanye meme, actually.
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...Or was it?
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Ooo, nice. I missed that thread..
Well, if it is already in a thread, it is pointless to post in a thread again.
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Punisher picture made me smile. Thanks, i needed that.
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(http://imgur.com/r4e2C.jpg)
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ITS A TRAP!
first thought when I saw the WW2 army guy.
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That Cthulu thing is now my desktop background, replacing the pretty picture of a flower that I had.
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If someone could make an avatar out of that zombie with eyeballs in the bottom right, I would love you forever.
In addition (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8294225.stm)
Those are some stupid fucking parents
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American Jesus thing - both versions
I don't get why the WW2 guy is wearing a British or Canadian uniform, isn't this picture supposed to be all America-centric?
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That was posted in the thread we have dedicated to the Kanye meme, actually.
everyone google "worst band in the world" right this second
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Well I found the news story that showed it was "Did you mean Creed?" but now it's been fixed :-(
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If someone could make an avatar out of that zombie with eyeballs in the bottom right, I would love you forever.
Here you go
(http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk232/Braindrool/zombiedudeavatar.jpg)
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That is the best.
Great job whoever decided to retouch that painting.
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I wouldn't call the Cthulhu painting pointless, it's just too awesome.
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In addition (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8294225.stm)
Those are some stupid fucking parents
I'm actually quite surprised that they were convicted. I thought that the precedent was ruling in favor of religious beliefs. Though, it does seem like a bit of an activist judge. I'm not saying this was not the right decision (because that is a terrible thing that happened as a result of the parents' religious convictions), I'm just surprised that the decision is flying, legally (though, they're appealing, so it might end up getting overturned).
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(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mXKMm6Lmi6E/SgJ2W0CXadI/AAAAAAAAAVU/_fZm3YklPbI/s400/change.jpg)
(http://www.xaboom.com/funny-picture-1405-17.jpg)
A little bit of Optimus Prime based humour there....
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American Jesus thing - both versions
I don't get why the WW2 guy is wearing a British or Canadian uniform, isn't this picture supposed to be all America-centric?
its not the one you are looking at is not a WW2 soldier, its a world war 1 soldier. To the right of the WW1 soldier is a WW2 soldier.
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I have decided to yoink an avatar from that as well. I hope ZD doesn't mind.
I think it goes well with my past avatar's of something with a creepy smile (Death, Sam, ect.)
Plus Halloween is coming up.
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Bandwagon: Jump!
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Man, Booth was a damn good shot if he blew both eyeballs out with one bullet.
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Awesome
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its not the one you are looking at is not a WW2 soldier, its a world war 1 soldier. To the right of the WW1 soldier is a WW2 soldier.
Oh ok...
Where are Korea and Vietnam?
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Who knows? They didn't teach me that in school!
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Low quality, but I think this video deserves more views.
Rapping to the commercials! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3voJKzUPBo)
I respect a dude who can randomly spit hilarious rhymes.
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(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2570/3775542742_a10508ec72.jpg)
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(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/134072-1/Rocketsnail.gif)
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Bro! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zvTRQr7ns8)
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Older then time man, and I think it's been posted before
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(http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/3136/pokemon1c.jpg)
(http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/5915/pokemon2h.jpg)
(http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/5356/pokemon3.jpg)
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Yeah dude, that shit was circling back in Freshmen year of college.
So the page broke, every page has to break eventually, I guess...
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Let me try again
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/golden.jpg)
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The Pokemon images BK just posted look like the concept art of the bosses in The Legend of Zelda on NES. Pretty cool.
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(http://lug.oregonstate.edu/gallery2/d/163-2/mg_5560.jpg)
http://lug.oregonstate.edu/events/firefox/crop-circle
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La Roux is shit (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjI8VjREiIM).
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I have an acquaintance who recently implied that this Eleanor person may have better stage presence than Annie Lennox. Really, I think it's good that people get these sort of opinions out in the open so I know not to solicit them for advice in the future when it's something important.
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The best part is the WHEEEEEEE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzHown8JRXU
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I like Chrome better than any of those.
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(http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs211.snc1/7825_516095968588_120701490_30776282_3421323_n.jpg)
Sleep tight <3
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I like Chrome better than any of those.
I appreciate what they are trying to do with Chrome, but by now I can't use any browser without adblock/noscript for more than about 10 mins before I go crazy from all the extraneous shit everywhere, so until they have add-on support I can't use it seriously :(
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They do have a workaround for adblock on Chrome actually. http://tiny.cc/wOWqw
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Thanks for the suggestion, but I don't see that as an adequate solution the problem.
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Yeah, it really comes down to preferences. Personally, I don't give a crap about addons. Chrome's minimalism and intuitive UI fits me like a glove. I get kind of pissy if forced to use IE or Firefox now.
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Yeah, I love the minimalist interface and love the breakdown of memory used and the better memory management in general. Add-ons are my main gripe, but I'd also love to have a bit more access to settings without resorting to an about:config-style page, as their options/settings dialog is minimalist to the point of being downright spartan.
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Backstroke of the West (http://winterson.com/2009/01/episode-iii-backstroke-of-west-redux.html)
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I can definitely understand that. I'm just in a position where being a power user wouldn't really bring me any real benefits. I'm a creature of habit so I pretty much used the url bar for everything even before I got my grubby li'l hands on that lovely omnibox, which alongside general zippiness is a huge plus. Most importantly of all, my internet use is pure leisure time on my very own home connection and I don't even really download things very often. If I had to goof around with say, proxies to get at content, wanted to use my browser to poke around on an ftp server or even just wanted a more robust way of keeping up with website updates, firefox would hold a lot more appeal to me. But as it is, I use my browser for bullshitting, fantasy sports, and checking on Achewood.
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(http://imgur.com/YXKh6.jpg)
as seen on digg
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Gives Me Hope (http://www.givesmehope.com/)
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Backstroke of the West (http://winterson.com/2009/01/episode-iii-backstroke-of-west-redux.html)
That is incredible.
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A Hard Day's Night of the Living Dead (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIWsMKZt3Eg&feature=related)
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Minor correction: great-grandson. I was confused at first because I'm reading the article and that's not his grandson's name, then at the bottom of the article I notice that's his great-grandson's name.
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I like Chrome better than any of those.
I appreciate what they are trying to do with Chrome, but by now I can't use any browser without adblock/noscript for more than about 10 mins before I go crazy from all the extraneous shit everywhere, so until they have add-on support I can't use it seriously :(
I block all ads via my HOSTS file, so I don't need adblock.
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Mao's grandson's name is "Dongdong". I shit you not. (http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/sep/23/mao-grandson-follows-chairmans-footsteps)
He should marry a yoni.
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camel on crane
This is begging to be photoshopped into some kind of monster so hard
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Backstroke of the West (http://winterson.com/2009/01/episode-iii-backstroke-of-west-redux.html)
This is fucking gold.
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(http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/1255/hellboyvslovecraft.jpg)
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It's almost that time of year (http://www.foxmas.com/index.html)
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Shit. That's taking place in the town where I live.
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Go take pictures
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Oh gosh that's so wrong. Go bomb it.
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Dude, it'll be me and loco_banana (I think there are other people in Rochester on this board). I'll try to recruit more.
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(http://www.5reb.com/5ra2eb/tsare7-5rebah/Ikarous-80997468a5.jpg)
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Dude, it'll be me and loco_banana (I think there are other people in Rochester on this board). I'll try to recruit more.
FurryCon 09!
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(http://img360.imageshack.us/img360/9753/olbuddy.jpg)
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(http://img129.imageshack.us/img129/9146/punkhummingbird.jpg)
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The last two pictures changed ways to quickly, hurt my eyes.
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Somehow cute and disgusting at same time (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0A77rohcyg)
http://www.zangiefchronicles.com/Z/
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Oh hell no, I'm not going there. Too many fake limbs to risk being touched by.
I refer you to the following:
http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-throw-an-insane-orgy-using-craigslist/ (http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-throw-an-insane-orgy-using-craigslist/)
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Doggggggg, you know you want to do it! (I don't actually want to do it, but with enough people, the power of odds will start to change things)
p.s. Fantastic.
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Yet another "Future Calvin & Hobbes" but this time pretty good.
I like this one because (a) it actually captures the original artwork style pretty well and (b) Calvin looks like he "should". That is, his face is reminiscent of both Mom and Dad from the original comic, especially Mom. It's no secret that kids tend to resemble their parents, but too many artists seem to forget that.
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(http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w189/Jesse_Loserpants/smash_brothers_story-1.png)
FALCOOONNN hug
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(http://www.viruscomix.com/obersalzberg.jpg)
Yeah, take that time travellers.
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The time travelers inadvertantly gave Germany their technical advantages.
All those super suits and laser pistols laying around...
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Dude, it'll be me and loco_banana (I think there are other people in Rochester on this board). I'll try to recruit more.
I am immensely thankful that winter break does not bring me home to Rochester until the next week.
Finals > Furries
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(http://i37.tinypic.com/2r70aoz.jpg)
Burn them.
Burn them all.
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Anyone need a truck? (http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/cto/1373985825.html)
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(http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/616/jokerbeatsaquaman.jpg)
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Dr Who theme song preformed on twin tesla coils (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GJSH5Aw3yk)
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Except for the terrible (really, really terrible) drum track underneath (yes, I know it makes it similar to the current theme), that is the awesomest thing I've seen today.
Cor! Caught on a page break! This is normal, I shouldn't call attention to it.
Damnit.
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A random find of one of those inexplicably cool things. A MySpace photo albums where all the pictures of her and her friends are taken mid-jump (http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=1783212&albumId=902244).
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Okay so as well as the TV interview for BBC South, and the radio interview for the Local BBC station, I'm doing a pre-recorded interview for Radio 4 some time today or tomorrow morning, to be broadcast on Thursday, complaining about my personal experience with the student loan bullshit in the UK at the moment, where approximately 1/3 of all first year students have been left without their student loans. I dunno whether this is really cool or really weird, but hell, i'ma be on Radio 4.
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Gemm why are you on my airwaves? They are expensive and you're just rolling all over them. I hope you wiped your feet first.
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Hey you are on a hidden camera show!
(Only need to see the first 10 seconds)
http://www.break.com/index/hidden-camera-prank-goes-very-wrong.html
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Whoa.
I've never been into pranks and shit anyway ("Ha! I have done something to you that you did not expect, I am so cool!!") but this is exactly why it's just a stupid idea in the first place. That guy was awesome. If someone stole a purse and I was anywhere nearby, he's going down.
Oh, it was just a prank? You fucking moron, I just broke some bones in his face... over a joke?
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I... I don't think he stole a purse. All I can see him do is throw that green net-thing at the guy in the leather jacket, then run back the way he came. I'm not sure exactly what the point of the video in the first place is....
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Less yap more crap!
(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f312/anastasiabrowning/tom3.jpg)
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There is nothing Crap about Tom of Finland.
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That's who that is? Fascinating. Is that a dong on his cap?
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A random find of one of those inexplicably cool things. A MySpace photo albums where all the pictures of her and her friends are taken mid-jump (http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=1783212&albumId=902244).
Wow these are actually pretty cool.
That's who that is? Fascinating. Is that a dong on his cap?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_of_Finland
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(http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/4043/surprisez.jpg)
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It always bugged me how alike Batman and Superman looked in the cartoons.
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http://www.cracked.com/blog/im-sorry-i-just-dont-see-this-relationship-going-anywhere-near-my-penis/
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(http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa219/livbarrob/icelandeu-1.jpg)
Poor, poor Iceland.
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Oh wow, I remember all of those Batman episodes...
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(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d110/Jacqland/bambikid.jpg)
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(http://www.boingboing.net/country%20bear%20jamboree.jpg)
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If the inventors of animatronics knew about this... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b90Cf6ARscc)
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(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e194/jnorfleet/harmonwheelchair.jpg)
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Oh my god people trust Google way too much
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a55/ddovey/Screenshot2009-10-14at61025PM.png)
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(http://www.phx411.com/wordpress/images/2009/february/google-vibrator.jpg)
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(http://www.baconbabble.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/lost-dog-new.jpg)
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This is way too fun (and disturbing).
(http://i826.photobucket.com/albums/zz186/JimorB/whatsbest.jpg)
(http://i826.photobucket.com/albums/zz186/JimorB/whydoi.jpg)
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I am loving Dollface's Domino avatar.
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The green poop is from having too much grape flavored drink. If you get those grape flavored sunkist pouches and you drink all 10 in one sitting you will end up with neon green poop. or if you take down some of that intense purple gatorade, same deal. I had a little scare in college so I did my research.
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grape drank
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(http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/3296/sc715sp.jpg)
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yes
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Adorable French girl tells adorable story using adorable words. It'll make you "d'aawwwwwwwww". (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSjRRswSEgE)
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(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/photoshop/3/4/7/4347.jpg?v=1)
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This is the nerdiest thing ever (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSgiXGELjbc)
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Motivational pics are occasionally funny?
(http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/b8258ae089.jpg)
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3506/3869538572_f3328ac4df.jpg)
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This is the nerdiest thing ever (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSgiXGELjbc)
AWESOME
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This Man (http://thisman.org/theories.htm)
Shit be kinda creepy yo.
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If he's in my dreams later I will murder you
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I was actually looking at Carl Sagan videos on youtube because of the above link, and they kinda look similair. In a way.
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That guy is fucking creepy.
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This Man (http://thisman.org/theories.htm)
Shit be kinda creepy yo.
WOW! There are five drawings and six stories on that site. That is eleven people maximum. WOW! WHAT A PHENOMENON
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This Man (http://thisman.org/theories.htm)
Shit be kinda creepy yo.
implying each contribution represents each user.
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huh
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whois shows that the domain is owned by an Andrea Natella who apparently works for Guerriglia Marketing.
http://whois.domaintools.com/thisman.org
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Adorable French girl tells adorable story using adorable words. It'll make you "d'aawwwwwwwww". (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSjRRswSEgE)
That seals the deal. I am sending my kids to French immersion school.
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(http://wordtoyour.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/wtyresistarrest.jpg)
(http://wordtoyour.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/wtyinnocentgranny.jpg)
(http://wordtoyour.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/wtysuperfix.jpg)
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(http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h90/SpecialKRJ/bb03264a.jpg)
Edit: whoa
(http://idefex.net/qwantzfiles/image.php)
Left text is a recent Twitter post. Right is a random Dinosaur Comics 2nd panel. Updates every second.
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(http://www.basketcasecomix.com/comics/2009-09-21-CCXikea_liberty.png)
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(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3079/3100369775_fbb9d2acf5.jpg)
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Yarr. 'E met 'is fate at the 'ands of ol' Kittenbeard! Fiercest pirate in these seas, aye.
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This is the nerdiest thing ever (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSgiXGELjbc)
AWESOME
Oh man. Nerdy just became so much cooler.
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I was actually looking at Carl Sagan videos on youtube because of the above link, and they kinda look similair. In a way.
I had a conversation about Carl Sagan yesterday with a really cute girl. He was a pretty cool guy. Though, he did have an interesting way of saying "billions."
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(http://burbia.com/files/images/no_cheese_sign_close_blocked.img_assist_custom.jpg)
Dammit Eric...
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(http://anime-quotes.info/albums/userpics/10001/200905101937001.jpg)
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Superdrunk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzY5i4A1zgA&feature=player_embedded)
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In the same vein, Stan vs. Ambien (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBb6YLLnYLU).
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I hit refresh dozens of times playing with this.
This one, however, was arguably my favorite (though several others came close)
(http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk232/Braindrool/RandomQwantz.jpg)
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(http://img129.imageshack.us/img129/284/superherofacebookupdate.jpg)
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In the same vein, Stan vs. Ambien (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBb6YLLnYLU).
Yeah I been there.
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(http://rigel.mirror.waffleimages.com/files/bd/bdbe98f07eeff549f075a11e529acf7915c880ac.jpg)
(http://starbucks.mirror.waffleimages.com/files/c1/c192664d065cca12d56c79839c0df83a06226237.jpg)
(http://double-chinned.mirror.waffleimages.com/data/27/270109c89785c859926b2428a6152044cb2b2151.jpg)
Miniature cows?
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steers
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picky picky
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Ah, but are they hypo-allergenic?
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Captain Kirk has taken too much fucking LSD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQ3c8_ZTNrg)
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This Man (http://thisman.org/theories.htm)
Kinda looks like Dollface.
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(http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs246.snc1/9333_153397674146_711124146_2823252_804055_n.jpg)
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picky picky
yeah, picky... but I don't wanna milk 'em.
they'd never stop following me around...
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That is the most terrified baby I've ever seen in my life.
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It will grow up to be a supervillain.
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(http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/1474/asthmacigarettes.jpg)
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(http://img2.imageshack.us/img2/9047/hedgehogplayschool.jpg)
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You know what I really want as a pet?
Yeah, it's that thing pictured above.
I petted a wild hedgehog once, it was really awesome. It didn't curl up or anything. Also, it's spikes aren't spiky at all. It's just kind of like crusty fur (hmmm, doesn't that sound attractive?)
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Captain Planet is pretty pissed (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/513733)
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I petted a wild hedgehog once, it was really awesome. It didn't curl up or anything. Also, it's spikes aren't spiky at all. It's just kind of like crusty fur (hmmm, doesn't that sound attractive?)
Hedgehogs have a major flea problem, as you'd discover if you bring them in to live with your cats (which is what my mum used to do).
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That is the most terrified baby I've ever seen in my life.
I thought it was looking at the bewbs.
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You'll Get Bit! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgvRfmo8Ock&NR=1&feature=fvwp)
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This is amazing. GWAR on Joan rivers back in the day.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWRKlNlRsgI
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfBlUQguvyw&feature=related
An intensely cute video for a cute song.
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(http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/1240/douchebagq.jpg)
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I used to work in an animal rescue place, baby hedgpigs rule, esp when you bottle feed them eeeeeee! But baby badgers are the bestest, esp as you know they will grow up to KICK ASS but look like this:
(http://www.weirfield.co.uk/downloads/badgers%201024.jpg)
Get in.
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(http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/6631/006sre0r.jpg)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfBlUQguvyw&feature=related
An intensely cute video for a cute song.
awesome
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(http://forum.alternative2punk.com/download/file.php?id=87)
(http://forum.alternative2punk.com/download/file.php?id=86)
(http://forum.alternative2punk.com/download/file.php?id=84)
large facebook superhero joke image
I love these facebook image funnies. the Daredevil one is HILARIOUS. anyone got more?
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How to make people use the stairs. (http://www.break.com/index/interactive-swedish-piano-stairs.html)
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I can't think of an appropriate phrase of puzzlement. (http://wildammo.com/2009/07/27/unusual-paintings-of-obama-naked-with-unicorns/)
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(http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/5774/windowillusion.gif)
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what...?
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(http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/5774/windowillusion.gif)
No, we're not moving on until somebody explains this to me.
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The dowel is sticking through a trapezoid shape but your brain assumes it is a rectangle being seen at an angle, and thus the optical illusion.
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i have no idea how it works (although careful inspection will show that the gif isn't of a contiuously rotating thingummy) but i learned via wikipedia that humming can induce the wagon-wheel effect, as can eating carrots
so if you like crunchy foods you can make wheels seem to rotate backwards
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(http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t85/FangHamhands/12555691445071.gif)
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lolwut
:?
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That would be a bungee jumper deciding at the last moment that perhaps they really do not wish to be a bungee jumper.
The other person is explaining that it is too late to back out now.
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She got owned.
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(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p76/Major_Maim/1255872898077.jpg)
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Oh, Japan.
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(http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/42/l_ee5c95108555445bb9d07cec6156f9cd.jpg)
.. Jimmy?
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(http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/42/l_ee5c95108555445bb9d07cec6156f9cd.jpg)
okay im curious, is this in a WW2 museum, some "new fashon" for winter (that looks suspiciously like a nazi uniform), reenactment clothes, a costume from a comic book, or some thing else.
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(http://beanfire.net/art/doctorhorrible2.gif)
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Dr. Horrible!
EDIT: Unfortunate page break and also 300 posts!
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(http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/4578/riddlemethis.gif)
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o/
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\o
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NSFW
(http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/9987/obamapainting8.jpg)
(http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/1601/obamapainting9.jpg)
(http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/5210/obamapainting.jpg)
(http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/9008/obamapainting2.jpg)
(http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/9840/obamapainting3.jpg)
(http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/9025/obamapainting4.jpg)
(http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/7907/obamapainting5.jpg)
(http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/3752/obamapainting6.jpg)
(http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/1938/obamapainting7.jpg)
(http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/4482/obamapainting10.jpg)
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This may as well have been about me. (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/area_man_has_far_greater_knowledge)
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(http://www.mingdoyle.com/comics/valentine.gif)
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Double the post, double the fun!
(http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/9308/aa2ba17935421147cfb3c04.png)
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(http://i38.tinypic.com/313fvj6.gif)
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http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/9008/obamapainting2.jpg
I saw a few of these in a newspost, but not all of them. My view of the artist has now shifted from wildly eccentric to batshit crazy. I mean, Obama, Stalin and House. Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.
Wait, is that a unicorn in a Vault 44 jumpsuit?
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(http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/2358/noahadditionalpylons1bu5.jpg)
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happy halloween
(http://www.myspacegraphicsandanimations.com/images/halloween_funny2-optimized.gif)
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Terrible animation hurts my eyes.
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Autotune Science, fuckers! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGK84Poeynk) 8-)
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Did I ever mention my dad worked with the guy who hosts Nova?
(http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/5702/bitteoctosmall.png)
I want this print
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http://gajitz.com/bits-pieces-where-video-game-props-really-come-from/
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She needs a jorb (http://www.linkedin.com/in/governorsarahpalin)
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I think this (http://www.break.com/index/stop_motion_piano_and_drums.html) is really rather clever.
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http://gajitz.com/bits-pieces-where-video-game-props-really-come-from/
That is lame.
She needs a jorb (http://www.linkedin.com/in/governorsarahpalin)
That is funny
I think this (http://www.break.com/index/stop_motion_piano_and_drums.html) is really rather clever.
That i've seen before but is still very cool.
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I think this (http://www.break.com/index/stop_motion_piano_and_drums.html) is really rather clever.
I've seen it before, but it's pretty neat. There was this big row about how he was copying Michel Gondry cause he also does something similar, but it's not at all the same really, so it's okay. As far as I can remember he does some other videos that are pretty cool.
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that kid is actually really talented. some of his other animation stuff is superb as well.
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Yeah, and this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15jdo7aAKlI)
Listening to this made me all nostalgic inside.
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I miss the shows they had on when I was a kid (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-rYDTMiDoA&feature=related)
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Captain Planet was the best
(http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn204/zombiecarter/CHUCKLES/31a3c943d162.jpg)
(http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/specials/reallygeeky/deadpool.jpg)
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They brought him back in Marvel Zombies as a drug lord that could raise the dead.
(http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/2261/ratemyprofessors.jpg)
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I miss the shows they had on when I was a kid (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-rYDTMiDoA&feature=related)
I never figured out as a kid that they were the same characters as in the Jungle Book. A weird parallel universe Jungle Book.
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This is really cool.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0Uvl9qKF5E
3d animation ball music machine.
VVV ooh, very nifty. All kinds of neat clips and devices in related videos to all this stuff.
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There was actually a real machine like that at Ars Electronica last year, I'll see if there's a video online.
ADDITION: Here it is -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zbFVfEGwnw
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This is my cousin, he is 5 years old
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkZfErUkTF4
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Awesome
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that kid is actually really talented. some of his other animation stuff is superb as well.
Was he the guy who did the animated beat box stuff?
There was actually a real machine like that at Ars Electronica last year, I'll see if there's a video online.
ADDITION: Here it is -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zbFVfEGwnw
As awesome as it was, all I could think of when I was watching that was how they should have used a glass harmonica instead of stemware.
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This is my cousin, he is 5 years old
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkZfErUkTF4
I'll take 4.
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Damn. Color me impressed.
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I'M IN A BOX (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdUH8AZ1-a8&feature=player_embedded)
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Aw snap (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zovupW_vK-Q&feature=player_embedded)
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I'M IN A BOX (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdUH8AZ1-a8&feature=player_embedded)
ugh
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I would like my Microsoft Table (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zxk_WywMTzc&NR=1)TM right now, please.
Side note: is this why we don't have the fun things yet? These people here who have made something thoroughly amazing have no idea what to present it to the funding committee as. Snowboard shop? Wine menu? They seem to be casting around in the dark - maybe the making of the thing and the selling of the thing should have been separated into two camps? Anyway, I fear that my TableTM may take longer to arrive than hoped, as even I wouldn't have funded this project based on Main Guy in Tie's lacklustre approach and dithery presentation.
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(http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs51/f/2009/272/2/d/USS_Enterprise_NCC_1701_by_Omtn_DNfanzZ.jpg)
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okay im curious, is this in a WW2 museum, some "new fashon" for winter (that looks suspiciously like a nazi uniform), reenactment clothes, a costume from a comic book, or some thing else.
http://immanuel.deviantart.com
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Criiiinge! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cX4t5-YpHQ)
and a response (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rS5cY4vkxs).
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(http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/42/l_ee5c95108555445bb9d07cec6156f9cd.jpg)
O my god... I so want those clothes. Anyone who know about where this pic comes from?
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Observe the watermark in the corner and google it.
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Or go up two posts and notice:
http://immanuel.deviantart.com
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Criiiinge! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cX4t5-YpHQ)
and a response (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rS5cY4vkxs).
Ok that first video is hilarious, but this response is much better:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StRqmPHOKEc&feature=related
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[USS Animeprise]
I don't know how I feel about this.
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Simple, annoyed. Those nacelles aren't from a Constitution class. They're from the Enterprise class ship used in the movies. The TV constitution class had round nacelle tips and the new movie Constitution class had lobular nacelle tips.
Tsk tsk.
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(http://blogs.sfweekly.com/foodie/assets_c/2009/10/binary-viewer-5-thumb-500x375.jpg)
(http://blogs.sfweekly.com/foodie/assets_c/2009/10/binary-viewer-7-thumb-500x375.jpg)
(possibly upsetting to vegans)
http://blogs.sfweekly.com/foodie/assets_c/2009/10/binary-viewer-15-thumb-500x375.jpg
http://blogs.sfweekly.com/foodie/2009/10/of_butchery_futurist_banquet_s.php
(Not really pointless but for some reason but I felt I had to share this. Man that is some delicious cow butchery!)
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(http://i.imgur.com/WyoOL.jpg)
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(http://de.acidcow.com/pics/20090914/acid_picdump_64.jpg)
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(http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/7927/deletionold.gif)
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(http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w274/Yakob42/pirates.jpg)
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(http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kodslxa98q1qzb7gjo1_500.jpg)
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8BcndMxu44)
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summer break (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jw_JhvwleOg)
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Hilarious
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sean connery on jeopardy is funny, but its even better when something like that happens on the real jeopardy...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K76HbbxsBs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K76HbbxsBs)
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summer break (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jw_JhvwleOg)
Still my favorite: Sniper Business (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ct2AWh-nKSk)
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sean connery on jeopardy is funny, but its even better when something like that happens on the real jeopardy...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K76HbbxsBs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K76HbbxsBs)
Wrong link I think
on the other hand I remember watching that episode of jeopardy
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no right link, my point is the sean connery think on SNL are paradies but its way funny when it actually happens on the show. :wink:
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Stupid cat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swt4tCzuCxg&feature=player_embedded)
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This related video linked from that one made me laugh way harder than I think I should have:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d7l_h68VHo&feature=related
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Sell the vatican, feed the world! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bObItmxAGc)
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(http://meatymeat.com/img/comics/marcellus_wallace/mw.jpg)
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Okay, why is that so funny?
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Pulp Fiction joke.
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But I hated Pulp Fiction.
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I just thought it was a clever image, yeesh. Tough crowd today. :?
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I'm saying that it is funny, but I don't know why. I'm not asking why people think it's funny.
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(http://www.siemund.org/blog/2009/10/20091014_01.jpg)
Also: write your future self a mail! (http://www.futureme.org/)
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I'm saying that it is funny, but I don't know why. I'm not asking why people think it's funny.
Wait, what? I was gonna explain why it is funny, since you don't know, but that would give away why people think it's funny, and you're not asking.
Dilemma.
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Yeah, I don't care why other people think it's funny, I only care why I think it's funny, which has been inexplicable so far.
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As a Fargo resident and as one whose hometown of 700 is mentioned in the dude's books several times (and also he once was the ump at a softball game of mine in junior high), I'd have to say I give my seal of approval to a movie based on Fargo Rock City (http://pitchfork.com/news/36882-the-hold-steadys-craig-finn-co-writing-ifargo-rock-cityi-movie/), which Craig Finn is co-writing. Craig Finn also loves my city, I would assume, as he texts our local promoter all the time. And continues to sell out the Fargo Theatre when they come, which is often, even though they'd make more money elsewhere.
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(http://www.seriouswheels.com/pics-2005/2005-Chrysler-Contest-What-Can-You-Hemi-Trike-1024x768.jpg)
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I love how that dude's got a helmet, racing gloves and a five-point harness, but a short-sleeved shirt and loafers.
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he's ready for anything.
barbecue? ready.
cocktail party? ready.
highspeed collision? So ready.
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Can you get them all? Do you even want to get them all?
(http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/9769/amalgamation.png)
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i just threw up in my mouth a little
partly because that image is so atrocious, and partly because i recognize almost every part of it
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The only one I don't get is the bow
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are the eyes a marilyn manson reference? halp
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Does anyone else find this (http://www.kapturedforyou.com) site to be deeply disturbing?
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wot
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(http://www.siemund.org/blog/2009/10/20091014_01.jpg)
Now entering Silent Hill.
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are the eyes a marilyn manson reference? halp
I think it's the Desu Desu girl
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Things I don't know about that picture: the eyes, the pants/fancy ruffled hankerchief thing, the bowtie, and the skull.
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(http://fatpita.net/images/image%20(840).jpg)
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(http://features.cgsociety.org/newgallerycrits/g13/26113/26113_1161592818_large.jpg)
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New Zealands Kakapo Parrot (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMeY40ovjos&feature=player_embedded)
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That clip was better when posted before, because it didn't have the stupid music added.
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Image with lots of things.
I found Waldo.
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[img]
Why is there a Skeksis standing next to Bin Laden?
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Must be good vs. evil in Imagination Land again.
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Holy Shit, there's the Death Star!
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(http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_koporqlwV81qz5y5go1_500.jpg)
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Is that a severed head?
Is that Deadpool's severed head?
Where can I find a copy of that Graphic novel to buy for the library?
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Things I don't know about that picture: the eyes, the pants/fancy ruffled hankerchief thing, the bowtie, and the skull.
Things I don't know about that picture: everything. Is it a reference to other stuff?
That clip was better when posted before, because it didn't have the stupid music added.
Agreed.
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Kind of ashamed I know this, but the sword is from Inuyasha, the other arm (the mechanical one) is Fullmetal Alchemist, the mask/hair is Bleach, and the blue arrow on the head is Avatar. I have no clue what the bow or the pants are. Oh, and there is also a Spongebob reference there too.
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the Naruto headband (which I recognize from my comic book shop - they sell the actual headbands and people fucking wear them),
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v486/Chenghao/Motivational%20posters/motivator5271885.jpg)
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The bow is from a character in the anime Gurren Lagaan.
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The only one I don't get is the bow
Sailor Moon.
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You know, looking back it is a little terrible that about a half page of posts was devoted to that picture
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Pants are from a phoenix wright character
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Is that a severed head?
Is that Deadpool's severed head?
Where can I find a copy of that Graphic novel to buy for the library?
Yes, it was a 616/Zombie universe crossover where Deadpool finds Zombie Deadpool's head.
It's called Deadpool: The Merc with the Mouth. No GN is out yet, it's still being published.
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(http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/9769/amalgamation.png)
Let's see; Spongebob, Aang's arrow from Avatar: The Last Airbender, Cloud's hair (I think), Inuyasha's sword, metal arm from Full Metal Alchemist, the Deathnote from Deathnote, pants I believe are from Miles Edgeworth from Phoenix Wright, Watchmen pin, Ben Ten's watch, a bag from Pokemon, skull mask from Bleach, Yoko's skull hair pin from Gurren Laagan, headband from Naruto, a bow from Sailor Moon, and the eyes of that Desu Desu girl
And KickThatBathProf , that was the reason I posted it, I knew people would talk about it.
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nerd
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(http://i35.tinypic.com/23rpp5l.jpg)
(http://i33.tinypic.com/24vku8y.jpg)
(http://i34.tinypic.com/14dgkep.jpg)
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Yes, it was a 616/Zombie universe crossover where Deadpool finds Zombie Deadpool's head.
It's called Deadpool: The Merc with the Mouth. No GN is out yet, it's still being published.
I just read that on Deadpool's wikipedia page. I was not on Deadpool's wikipedia page because of this thread, it's an amusing coincidence that I learned this shortly after that comic being posted here.
I was on Deadpool's wikipedia page through a series of wikipedia-style jumps that actually started with me looking up the population of the town of Fargo, North Dakota a couple hours ago.
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As a Fargo resident and as one whose hometown of 700 is mentioned in the dude's books several times (and also he once was the ump at a softball game of mine in junior high), I'd have to say I give my seal of approval to a movie based on Fargo Rock City (http://pitchfork.com/news/36882-the-hold-steadys-craig-finn-co-writing-ifargo-rock-cityi-movie/), which Craig Finn is co-writing. Craig Finn also loves my city, I would assume, as he texts our local promoter all the time. And continues to sell out the Fargo Theatre when they come, which is often, even though they'd make more money elsewhere.
hey kids! Let's get ready to do the disappointment (http://riskybusiness.blogs.thr.com/2009/10/letterman-writer-and-hold-steady-singer-in-a-dreamweirdpromising-collaboration.html):
The pic will concentrate on particular portions of the book, including a chapter in which a faulty ATM dispense excessive amounts of cash to Klostermann, which both Finn and Ruprecht see as a metaphor of the gilded age and easy credit of both the 1980's and the past few years
huh
The 1980's set screenplay will revolve around a group of high school seniors facing graduation as they try to find success with women and generally break out of their geeky cocoons.
what
so in other words this is looking like being like every other one of the 200 teenage boy coming-of-age flicks that have been released the past few years. Expect Michael Cera to play Chuck.
I mean, i do like a high percentage of those films, but FRC could be way more. I still have a shred of hope because, hey, Craig Finn hasn't let me down yet, but it's just a shred.
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Netflix tells me that I LIKE teenage boy coming of age stories. My guess is it'll be basically like Freaks and Geeks: The Movie maybe. Though I totally am disappointed that the music won't be as big a part of it.
(edit: Netflix is weirdly specific in genres I apparently like. "Critically-acclaimed Dark Father-Son Movies", "Witty Independent Dysfunctional-Family Movies", "Coming-of-age Children & Family Movies from the 1980s". I'm really into weird films about families I guess!)
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(http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/6326/dinosaurvv.jpg)
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"Critically-acclaimed Dark Father-Son Movies"
So, Star Wars Episode IV: The Empire Strikes Back?
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(http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn204/zombiecarter/CHUCKLES/custom_1244983533601_jackCasemod.jpg)
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Oh man, I have no idea what that is, but it would make an awesome HTPC... Is it a bomb? Or like a spy-type recorder?
EDIT::
... Jack Thompson... Is that a console?
EDIT::
Yup, PS2.
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My guess is a PS2 since they're small enough where everything might fit. (Read the caption on the book cover to realize why this would be amusing).
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Too cool (http://kotaku.com/5290009/do-not-judge-this-ps2-casemod-by-its-cover). (Yes, I picked up why it's amusing)
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(http://i733.photobucket.com/albums/ww334/AudioEmu/lolsite.jpg)
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oh god seizures (http://1cup1coffee.com/swirly.swf)
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The Most Awful Nerd In America (http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/10/the_most_awful_nerd_in_america_found.php#comments)
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That's crazy
What a marvelous singer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0amCfgnwY8&feature=player_embedded)
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(http://www.comics.chickennation.com/comics/hilarity-comics/005_odea_moistenating_liquicream.jpg)
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oh god seizures (http://1cup1coffee.com/swirly.swf)
aaAAAAAAaaaaAAAAGHH
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(http://www.comics.chickennation.com?comic_object=12/full) (http://www.comics.chickennation.com/2009/09/17/shorts-1/)
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from the same page
(http://c3.openx.org/e1696503fb8eeedfed2cce5818519163.png)
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(http://www.agreeablecomics.com/loneliestastronauts/comics/2009-10-13-tla_003.jpg)
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"Critically-acclaimed Dark Father-Son Movies"
So, Star Wars Episode IV: The Empire Strikes Back?
WHY IS NO ONE ELSE NERDRAGING OVER THIS?
RRRRRAAAGE
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Cause it's true?
(http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/6804/gothamhero.jpg)
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Cause it's true?
So, Star Wars Episode IV: The Empire Strikes Back?
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I may be able to do crazy contour integrals, but roman numerals screw me up pretty badly.
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(http://fatpita.net/images/image%20(666).jpg)
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Bitchin' move
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That skydiving guy is less Batman and more Aero the Acrobat.
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That skydiving guy is less Batman and more Aero the Acrobat.
And the monthly award for "Most obscure retro video game reference" goes to...
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(http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/7206/1253761881449.jpg)
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I may be able to do crazy contour integrals, but roman numerals screw me up pretty badly.
Oh thank god I'm not the only one
I'm not one to rage over a simple number change either
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That skydiving guy is less Batman and more Aero the Acrobat.
And the monthly award for "Most obscure retro video game reference" goes to...
Psh no way. Aero The Acrobat is totally a classic.
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boom De Ya Da (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=at_f98qOGY0&feature=fvw)
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I'm not one to rage over a simple number change either
So you know I was being facetious rrrright
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(http://www.smugbaldy.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/Starwars_Owen_and_Beru.jpg)
best toy evar
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Soul Man brotha (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLHIGbj2p04&feature=related).
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Oh man. Sam Moore is sooooo good. Sam and Dave are my favorite R&B group.
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(http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9336/edhatetwilight.jpg)
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Oh god I loved that show
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Japan stop being so cool (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYlA3NV0rFA&feature=player_embedded)
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badass turtle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbhMtbTFSDs)
BONUS VIDEO:
I am not sure what is up with the title of this video but whatever (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANTDkfkoBaI)
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- America has advance technology and NASA whom are far more superior in telligence than any other country which would explain our missons in space. Russians' have done nothing and still to this day what are they doing now? Sittng around is not being smarter than a country LOL.
- By the way. Other countries' bash on America, but contiune to watch our Movies. That's what you call being an idiotic hypocrite.
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(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2157/3527157206_f3ebec9909_b.jpg)
Our movies are the best!
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Australia's movies are the best? Well, I suppose they did make 'The Dish'.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc4MSie-P0k
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(http://www.lifeisajoke.com/Pictures/extreme_sport.jpg)
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Australia's movies are the best?
No we import mammals from other countries to shoot our movies. It's a big Hollywood secret.
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like dolphins
(http://www.bizzia.com/bizlevity/files/2008/04/2-dolphins.jpg)
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Nice unintentional page break zombiedude.
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the capybaras, where are them?!!
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dolphins are the new capybaras
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(http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v50/131/58/1586130718/n1586130718_30101687_5614.jpg)
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Dolphins actually evolved from a cow-like ancestor. There was a bit in some nature documentary about dolphins where Robin Williams attempted to lead a cow into the ocean to join its relatives.
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Pointless information for the pointless thread
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(http://i516.photobucket.com/albums/u330/Dreamcastguy/Publication2.jpg)
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those fangs will tear it to shreds
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Facepalm. (http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe/10/24/russia.bear.ice.skating.death/index.html)
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MeowWalker (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ygsDXtS20), an iPhone game that re-imagines Michael Jackson as a cat
(http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/6425/captainplanets.jpg)
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EARTH!!! WIND!!! FIRE!!! WATER!!!! HEART!!!
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It's earth, fire, wind, water, heart, duuuuuuuuuuh pfff getting them in the wrong order
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D:
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It's okay, I like firewater better.
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(http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/5019/puppyeatingflips.gif)
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It's okay, I like Earth, Wind and Fire better.
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(http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/5019/puppyeatingflips.gif)
Antigravity puppy!
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(http://photos.macnn.com/news/0910/windows7whopper-lg.jpg)
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I bet its packed with bugs.
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Attempt at humour: failed.
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Oh, they're offering an "American Size" burger. You know, like any typical American I often go to Burger King, and it seems to me the standard 7 patty whopper isn't always enough to satisfy, so I sometimes find myself specially requesting 4 or 5 extra patties consumed and vomitted onto my bun by the brainless teenager taking my order. If Japanese Burger Kings offered that for a limited time, I feel it'd be a much more accurate representation of American burger-eating habits.
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I would never eat that burger.
I mean come on! It's got lettuce and onion and tomato and pickle in it. If I wanted rabbit food I'd go graze in some field somewhere. Take out the green/red/white stuff and interleave a dozen or so slices of cheese in amongst the burgers and I'd be happier.
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I don't get it.
What does this have to do with Windows 7? I counted the patties, and that sorta seems connected, but still, I am confused. It seems too stupid to be a real ad and too unfunny (and also stupid) be a photoshop job.
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Google says this thing is real?
wtf
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Now I don't know Japanese, but I can read the Kana, and it says "American size buns" in there. Man, they aren't even trying to disguise the whole American obesity thing.
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The sad part of this is how I started thinking about how there's no way in hell I'd see myself wanting more than the dollar menu regular double cheeseburger. So now, predictably, I'm kinda hungry for a double cheeseburger.
God damn it.
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Apparently in Japan, though they are obsessed with staying skinny, they love huge fucking hamburgers and limited time offers. That hamburger will cause the extinction of cows.
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(http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/64/l_2470275ad26a495bb570c6ebbb8534ec.jpg)
This is a motherfucker. >_<
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What does this have to do with Windows 7? I counted the patties, and that sorta seems connected, but still, I am confused. It seems too stupid to be a real ad and too unfunny (and also stupid) be a photoshop job.
Welcome to Japan.
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SWINGERS! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyas7BrbUFY&feature=player_embedded)
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(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/1593271948.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)
I saw this at my school. weirddd
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So, what's inside?
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(http://www.hilavitkutin.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/lrg-222x300.jpg)
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See I was thinking of going back to re-learn all the things I was no good at school, that may well help.
What am I saying may?
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In today's news - girl afflicted by fur. (http://www.stumbleupon.com/s/#3imysK/www.vbs.tv/blog/cat-girl/)
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(http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/2843/alwaysasolution.png)
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was it penny or dime? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyzpjEuAjcw&feature=related)
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(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a24/phyrexianmeatdog/e1696503fb8eeedfed2cce5818519163.png)
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I love that ad so much. Sooo much.
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Rise, and shine, mister Freeman, rise, and shine. (http://local.yahoo.com/info-20981312-freeman-gordon-f-dds-freeman-gordon-f-dds-riverside?tab=reviews)
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Philadelphia wishes you a Happy Hispterween (http://vimeo.com/7219966)
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what is this I don't even (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ai1PXN0iFVI)
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Did you never watch Dinosaurs?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinosaurs_(TV_series)
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Happy Hipsterween
One of the guys in that video looks like Brent Hinds, sans all the tattoos.
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Did you never watch Dinosaurs?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinosaurs_(TV_series)
I remember it vaguely.
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How did this get skipped over? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn5cM7Jzs7U&feature=related) It was in the related of teh Dinosaurs video.
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(http://www.mezzacotta.net/garfield/comics/0187.png)
Moar of that. (http://www.mezzacotta.net/garfield/)
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Google says this thing is real?
wtf
I saw a video on Cheapass gamer where people actually ate this thing. When someone took a bite there was literally a mini waterfall of grease...
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Rise, and shine, mister Freeman, rise, and shine. (http://local.yahoo.com/info-20981312-freeman-gordon-f-dds-freeman-gordon-f-dds-riverside?tab=reviews)
Muahahahahahaha!
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(http://www.switchbreak.net/images/AnimalCrossing.gif)
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now I'm all sad.
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Wow.
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Man that's the second time I've seen that and I still get all teary-eyed.
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Oh my god, that was so touching. I'm a little teary eyed too, right now.
EDIT: wow, I sound like a pussy.
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I love that comic and .gif
(http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/8691/calvinandhobbess.jpg)
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...am I missing something? Is there something in that photo I'm not seeing?
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It's pointless.
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...am I missing something? Is there something in that photo I'm not seeing?
Looking at the picture's title, apparently it's supposed to be Calvin's family, from Calvin and Hobbes.
Pretty poor resemblance, I think.
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I mean, there are entire runs of strips about how Calvin refuses to smile in pictures.
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Dates for ghosts. (http://ghostsingles.com/)
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Geisha Transform kills me every time. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo-gGes6qig&feature=player_profilepage)
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(http://www.videobeta.net/gifs/15626.gif)
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(http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/twilight1.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/YV3jb.jpg)
Salvador Dalí:
(http://media.divinecaroline.com.s3.amazonaws.com/ext/article_images2/misc/dali_anteater.jpg)
(http://imgrr.com/x/wyzpy.jpg)
This is a bit mean but I think the kitty is OK.
(http://imgur.com/iwt2G.gif)
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Is that an anteater with two dog heads attached to it?
Wow, that GIF has got LOLcat written all over it. He looks right... left... :lol: And it didn't even need captions!
Uh... Wait... Is being a werewolf a criminal offense?
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that photo of Dali makes me smile so big every time.
I love anteaters...and surrealists.
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(http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/HotDiggityDog.jpg)
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Do you want a hot dog? Or a hooot DaaaWwwwG
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(http://www.bamkapow.com/bk_images/2009/06/09/deadpool-cap-america-nuts.jpg)
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Salvador Dalí:
O man, thank you for the pic! I really admire Dali :)
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Pooldude kics nuts
that reminds me what happened to blind al.
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(http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t85/FangHamhands/87400960_89fc318077_o.jpg)
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Uh... Wait... Is being a werewolf a criminal offense?
One would think he was charged with underage drinking
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can't...loook away (http://darkpsychedelic.ru/FV_13.html)
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(http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/7853/civlwar1.jpg)
(http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/9154/civlwar2.jpg)
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Yeaaah... He's alive.
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Nobody dies *permanently* in comics. Ever.
edit: fixed
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Furries on Tyra Banks (http://youtube.com/watch?v=iMisV9JVRRY)
comPLEEEATLY nOOARMAL
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Nobody dies *permanently* in comics. Ever.
edit: fixed
Uncle Ben and Gwen Stacy are still waiting to reappear. Spider-Man always gets the shaft.
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Spiderman: death before it was hip
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Yeaaah... He's alive.
Tony's brain-dead now, will for like 3-5 months.
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(http://img2.imageshack.us/img2/8720/schwarzfu.jpg)
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(http://informationalwarfare.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/colbert-lockwood.jpg)
(http://informationalwarfare.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/marvel_colbert_comic1.jpg)
(http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/underwire/images/2008/11/05/colbert_wins.jpg)
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30 Rock: A XXX Parody (http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2009/08/finally_a_porn_based_on_30_roc.html)
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I kinda dislike how they painted Stark as the bad guy by constantly bringing up his baggage towards the end of that whole arc. I think there's a more interesting discussion about accountability vs. the freedom to essentially be a vigilante then was presented in the comics.
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(http://lh6.ggpht.com/_9FX-drFOOxA/ShMbziH4SVI/AAAAAAAAAG0/8457Y1h1ZKA/s576/haha.jpg)
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Haha
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(http://kinokofry.com/comics/2009-10-27-kf090animalfacts.png)
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Wait no try wearing The Happiness Hat (http://www.lauren-mccarthy.com/happinesshat/)
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(http://fc08.deviantart.com/fs46/i/2009/224/0/9/Kebab_vs_Fondue_Pot_by_CookiemagiK.jpg)
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Wait no try wearing The Happiness Hat (http://www.lauren-mccarthy.com/happinesshat/)
oo thanks for the link. I'm teaching a class that starts using that same technology (ie. programming Arduino microcontrollers) next week, so that'll be a fun page to show them.
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(http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/7466/bathead.gif)
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Do you like Angelina Jolie?
WELL HERES JON VOIGHTS BALLSACK (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDCjIjsZp_Y&feature=related)
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Wait no try wearing The Happiness Hat (http://www.lauren-mccarthy.com/happinesshat/)
My parents would have loved the happiness hat. They were constantly bitching at me to smile when I was a little kid.
You have to watch your facial expressions Caleb!
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2:05 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDndsvjyIG4&feature=related)
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(http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/images/09/oct/hale3.jpg)
(http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/images/09/oct/hale1.jpg)
http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2009/10/29/its-a-mans-mans-mans-mans-world/#more-20407
http://profile.imageshack.us/user/Tinkererer
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(http://www.viewpoints.com/images/review/2007/115/9/1177511709-22078_full.jpg)
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(http://comicbookresources.com/assets/images/articles/1256837692.jpg)
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(http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t85/FangHamhands/historyofbirthcontrol.png)
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I enjoyed Americone Dream a hell of a lot more then Willy Nelson's Peach Cobbler
(http://comicbookresources.com/assets/images/articles/1256837692.jpg)
This is what I got one of my avatars from, and X-men: Misfits wasn't half bad
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(http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/8215/moustache1.jpg)
(http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/373/moustache2.jpg)
(http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/324/moustache3.jpg)
(http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/1959/moustache4g.jpg)
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Twilight fans every just pissed their pants.
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Mr. Fantastic actually looked pretty cool with a mustache
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(http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/1914/swordvan.png)
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(http://i33.tinypic.com/2my101j.jpg)
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(http://imgur.com/Fkhg6.jpg)
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Mr. Fantastic actually looked pretty cool with a mustache
Is it me or he looked like the Editor-in-Chief in Spiderman?
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the spoooooon (http://youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y)
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Spoon! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcm-J7lQT3w)
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Spoon? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWkbFKJZB0k)
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big spoon (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuOvqeABHvQ)
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spoon... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXKFTzlBziI)
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(http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/spoon1.JPG)
(http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/spoon2.JPG)
(http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/spoon3.JPG)
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(http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/3096/picdump14633.jpg)
Yo Dawg
(http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/797/1256724237041.jpg)
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Spoon? FOOORRRRRRRRRRK! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pL3ag3J6gzc)
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(http://i36.tinypic.com/2ceqdm0.jpg)
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(http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/8489/bengrimm1.jpg)
(http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/913/bengrimm2.jpg)
(http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/710/bengrimm3.jpg)
(http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/3808/bengrimm4.jpg)
(http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/3999/bengrimm5.jpg)
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d;aww poor ben. :oops:
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I don't care how many times I see it, the Nighthawks+Anteater still makes me happy.
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Hey Blue, where are these comics from?
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Lets throw cats around in zero gravity (http://www.wimp.com/catweightlessness/)
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Man, so in the first Fantastic Four movie, I get all teary eyed when Ben can't pick up the engagement ring after his fiance leaves him.
Emotions, I feel them strongly about my comic book characters.
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O man.....Am I the only one who feels bad for the cat?
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That cat doesn't know which end is up.
...
Poor kitty.
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AND THEN YOU GET THE REDDDDDD AND THE BLAAAAAACK (http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2009/10/06)
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Worst Macho Man ever
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(http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/1295/zombiespy.jpg)
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That suit is so bad it's almost awesome.
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No you are wrong it is just plain bad
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Well, in this case "almost awesome" probably doesn't mean it's right next to awesome on the scale. It's still complete shit until it actually becomes awesome, even if it's close.
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Did the guy not want to do the Zombie-makeup thing or is it some bizarre L4D/TF2 crossover?
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It's definitely a TF2 thing. It's pretty obvious, and I have never even played that shit.
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The funniest gag I've seen along those lines (TF2 spy hilariously not fitting in) was the guy wearing a suit and furry mask at a furry convention. I think that image was posted in this thread actually.
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I do believe you're right.
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still insane, still good. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q936lXxQPTA&feature=related)
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(http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs50/i/2009/260/f/9/Some_People_by_MumblingIdiot.jpg)
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That was incredible.
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People overuse the term 'Epic' these days, but I think that has to count as a truly Epic cartoon.
Have to admit I kinda lost the thread past the half-way point... Kinda like the first time I tried reading Lord of the Rings.
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yeah pretty awesome.
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(http://imgur.com/JTaRM.jpg)
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*saccharine*
This is one of those times when a wanking .gif is appropriate.
anyhow
(http://i43.tinypic.com/eper6p.gif)
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(http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/fappery.gif)
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(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3425/3760759811_9e7fc87faf.jpg)
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The funniest gag I've seen along those lines (TF2 spy hilariously not fitting in) was the guy wearing a suit and furry mask at a furry convention. I think that image was posted in this thread actually.
It was, and it was awesome
(http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/8550/capinback.jpg)
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(http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs24/i/2009/253/e/7/This_is_My_Weapon_by_Celestial298.jpg)
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WE MAKE GOOD TEAM
At first I thought there was something entirely different going on. Need to stop browsing Pintsize's twitter.
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Horrifying.
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The gun has arm hair. what.
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The gun is also flying, talking, and using a soldier as a weapon, and you single out the arm hair as the weird part?
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It's using the heavy as a weapon.
Furthermore
(http://i34.tinypic.com/16jeihf.jpg)
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The best song of our generation, performed by the greatest actor of our generation. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2guQYivZ6w&feature=player_embedded)
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A man needs to have his priorities Joe, and a gun with arm hair is a line in the sand this man does not cross
(http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/8789/metroidjelly.jpg)
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(http://fc08.deviantart.com/fs49/i/2009/226/e/8/The_Equine_Prophet_no_1_by_MumblingIdiot.jpg)
Horses are dicks
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That would've been a good night to spend in a hotel. One with a fifth floor and room service.
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That would've been a good night to spend in a hotel. One with a fifth floor and room service.
nah, then the horse would have "dukes of hazzard" him.
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Let's all play with some balls (http://balldroppings.com/js/)
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Dear sister... (http://www.myvideo.de/watch/3732392/dear_sister_SNL_parody)
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(http://ltsaloon.org/wp-content/uploads/Cartoon-Palins-Death-Panel.gif)
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(http://turbo.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2009/11/mac-windows-7.png)
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Oh, the nerve!
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Rene Engström linked this in her twitter:
(http://cassland.org/images/ReligionFlowchart.jpg)
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(http://i.imgur.com/TV38c.jpg)
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2488/4058958394_ac609ea593_o.jpg)
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LAID BY THE BEST
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Let's all play with some balls (http://balldroppings.com/js/)
Everybody play this right now.
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*monster chart*
Actually melee weapons would kill a werewolf as well. They're weak against all silver.
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*monster chart*
Actually melee weapons would kill a werewolf as well. They're weak against all silver.
This is true in Daggerfall. I can vouch for that.
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LAID BY THE BEST
Huh what?
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Sometimes Russians have awesome pets (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQdz1v4oFgg) and they do things with them.
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Let's all play with some balls (http://balldroppings.com/js/)
Everybody play this right now.
I tried but it didn't work. :cry:
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LAID BY THE BEST
Huh what?
Sometimes, in threads, posts make more sense when read sequentially. This is one of those times.
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(http://images.mmosite.com/news/2007/04/16/20070416000859317.jpg)
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This is probably my favorite comic of all time.
(http://simulatedcomicproduct.com/comics/2005-09-25-tyrant.png)
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Some people go all out for Halloween
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/9/2009/11/500x_big_head_mode.jpg)
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nice
(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n243/MacKaliba/911.jpg)
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LAID BY THE BEST
Huh what?
Sometimes, in threads, posts make more sense when read sequentially. This is one of those times.
I am not sure if they are referring to the actual picture (which is pretty self explanatory as an example of either subliminal imagery in advertisement or an artist being a jackass for fun) or Orbert's quote.
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DNA to RNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Q2Ba2cFAew)
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I always hated that term "central dogma of biology." There's no place for dogma in science.
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v122/Southerncross/att7.jpg)
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(image)
What a lecherous toddler.
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That baby just wants some food.
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Poor baby, first he has a bad case of Unfortunate Hair, then he's starved by his mom, so he tries to eat fake food, and finally he gets laughed at on teh internet. Dude's having all kinds of bad day.
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I am not sure if they are referring to the actual picture (which is pretty self explanatory as an example of either subliminal imagery in advertisement or an artist being a jackass for fun) or Orbert's quote.
I'm not sure it's that obvious. I had to crop away everything but what's actually in the red box before I actually got it.
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Benji's mind is not in the gutter. It's not even near the street.
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Let's all play with some balls (http://balldroppings.com/js/)
Everybody play this right now.
i should get some program to record whatever sounds my computer is playing, and sample this.
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Let's all play with some balls (http://balldroppings.com/js/)
Everybody play this right now.
i should get some program to record whatever sounds my computer is playing, and sample this.
oh fuck yeah, i got to work (had to open it in Firefox instead of IE. sweeeeeet
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Poor baby, first he has a bad case of Unfortunate Hair, then he's starved by his mom, so he tries to eat fake food, and finally he gets laughed at on teh internet. Dude's having all kinds of bad day.
Not only that, but it's been going on for the last four years or so.
I am not sure if they are referring to the actual picture (which is pretty self explanatory as an example of either subliminal imagery in advertisement or an artist being a jackass for fun) or Orbert's quote.
I'm not sure it's that obvious. I had to crop away everything but what's actually in the red box before I actually got it.
Uh, yes. The subliminal imagery is lost on me.
Oh. Right. Got it now. Snipping Tool FTW.
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(http://www.comics.chickennation.com/comics/hilarity-comics/006_doin_it_reich.png)
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that had me in stitches! JUICE!
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Heh, That was funny. This thread is good.
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(http://emailsfromcrazypeople.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/jennifer-1P.jpg)
(http://emailsfromcrazypeople.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/jennifer-2P.jpg)
(http://emailsfromcrazypeople.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/jennifer-3P.jpg)
(http://emailsfromcrazypeople.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/jennifer-4P.jpg)
(http://emailsfromcrazypeople.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/jennifer-5P.jpg)
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(image)
(image)
(image)
(image)
"Your Honor, we find the defendant guilty of Manslaughter in the first degree."
"Manslaughter?! She stabbed him in the throat with a carving fork while he slept!"
"Yeah? Well he was a DICK."
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A desperate attempt to get beer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIGrIfIj6aY&feature=player_embedded)
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The greatest sport ever imagined (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZcSEE7TuGU&feature=related)
Yeah im a guy, so what? :-D
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I kept waiting for the part where they were in a giant pile and started kissing.
I was disappointed.
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What the shit... Jade and the Dragon?
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I'm surprised how hard it looked like they were hitting without the usual pads. Probably going to get super flamed by the Rugby peeps.
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The greatest sport ever imagined (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZcSEE7TuGU&feature=related)
Yeah im a guy, so what? :-D
Sorry dogg, Slamball (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlEhI7MuCXk)
(http://amyking.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/capybara-sandra-simond.jpg)
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That LFL shit was stupid, Slamball is awesome.
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Can we have a collective d'AWWWWWWW! (http://www.break.com/index/tricked-on-halloween.html)
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(http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/4872/sarkozy.gif)
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(http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kslc24ULNO1qap0iwo1_500.jpg)
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Probably going to get super flamed by the Rugby peeps.
Every time I see a rugby game I'm pretty thankful that their rules penalize blocking and thus all-around athleticism is generally more valued than fitting the particular physical ideal of a given position like in American football. Position specialization is exactly how you end up with 5'11" 180 pound wide receivers trying to turn the corner on an end around only to get pasted by a 6'4" 280 pound defensive end. Without helmets such an occurrence would be an outright disaster waiting to happen. It's painful enough watching old clips of Jonah Lomu running people over as it is.
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(http://i.imgur.com/SpbPQ.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/Q4WRF.jpg)
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VS
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3257/2847924209_a1cd0e7e20.jpg)
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Even if that dog had the thumbs to operate that Glock it would take him FOREVER to get that thing out of the holster.
The hawk is ready to go.
Come on glyphic! Use your head man!
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Yeah, he's dead
I don't understand the fetish some people have for Chun Li's legs
(http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/8471/cammystruggle.gif)
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I don't understand her left breast in that picture.
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I think I understand why, but i dont get it.
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Her left breast is the one directly below her face. The other one is almost always hidden by the other girl's leg.
Sorry dogg, Slamball (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlEhI7MuCXk)
That wouldn't look half as awesome with that music (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjNPeKgLnC8).
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That Rorschach could be considered Chaotic Good when interpreted to the letter is part of why the alignment system never worked too well. He flouts society's conventions, and thus doesn't really fit the Lawful Neutral template, but he only does so because society doesn't adhere as strictly to rigid principles as he does; he's actually quite bereft of compassion and he values his principles more than he values human life. He's Chaotic Good only by dint of being too Lawful Neutral to fit in with anyone else.
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[img]http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/8471/cammystruggle.gif[img]
I've never understood what Cammy is wearing. What, pantyhose with camo prints?
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What the shit... Jade and the Dragon?
Yeah what the hell Jens
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alignment system
I don't think Indy is all that lawful either, I mean he is stealing the artifacts. Sure he is stealing them from Nazis but he is still stealing them.
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Yeah, there's probably a discussion to be had there as well, but I got distracted by Rorschach since he's more likely to set policemen on fire. Whatever he is, the man isn't good.
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I don't think Indy is all that lawful either, I mean he is stealing the artifacts. Sure he is stealing them from Nazis but he is still stealing them.
Same here. My first thought when I saw the grid was that Indy should be Chaotic Good.
As for Rorschach, I would argue he is Lawful Neutral: neither good nor evil, he very rigidly sticks to a set of rules, it's just that his rules aren't the same as most of society's rules. So I wouldn't consider him an archetypal example of Lawful Neutral, I'm not sure who off the top of my head would be a good example.
Maybe an arms dealer. Or an amoral politician. There are plenty of politicians-without-empathy in war movies, any of them would be a good example of lawful neutral.
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That's how I tend to interpret Lawful Neutral when left to my own devices, but as I remember the descriptions of each alignment varied a bit by edition. I remember that at one point Lawful Neutral was very strictly about tradition, honor, social standing and caste; it didn't allow for much room in regards to personal interpretations of justice or morality. For example, a samurai or knight who allows himself to be misused by his lord despite his own moral misgivings was the ultimate example of the Lawful Neutral mindset at one point. It was very feudal; you do what your boss tells you to do. Why? Because he told you to, ipso fuckin' facto. The best examples are probably guys from old Chinese parables about court politics and social order.
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(http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/darth_vader_artist.jpg)
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Oh my goodness slamball. When I was in elementary school that was the sport I had been dreaming of my whole life and never realized. Oh how I miss the 90's.
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Cartoon Network aired it for a little while every Saturday at noon.
(http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/4756/heavyrussel.png)
(http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/7968/snipermurdoc.png)
(http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/1981/scout2d.png)
(http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/939/pyronoodle.png)
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(http://i26.tinypic.com/iptlw8.jpg)
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tf2/gorillaz
Sometimes the internet is wonderful.
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(http://h.imagehost.org/0722/3804595157_f765919c4e_b.jpg) (http://h.imagehost.org/view/0722/3804595157_f765919c4e_b)
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Neutral Evil
I didn't get this one :-( , it was a great image though.
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It's from a little role playing game that came out in 1974.
(or if you meant the dude it was from a little movie called No Country For Old Men)
Oh wow. A great google image today!
(http://www.google.com/logos/cookie_monster-hp.gif)
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The one from yesterday (http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Technology/Pix/pictures/2009/11/4/1257345471795/Google-doodle-Sesame-St-001.jpg) was pretty good too
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This may be a repost, but holy fucking shit dude!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BO2rW1alVv8)
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thats one lucky dude!
one of 2 favorite songs to pregame with (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64_1wtp522o)
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This may be a repost, but holy fucking shit dude!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BO2rW1alVv8)
(http://lh5.ggpht.com/_hVOW2U7K4-M/StUuHIi7zwI/AAAAAAABJv8/1wRw-qG3Xtk/s640/092.jpg)
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That's.... terifying.
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Bang your mushrooms/caps/horns! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4MHttszOGk&feature=related)
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Who wants to Ram it? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix081prSiNc#movie_player)
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Why dont you make like a tree (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBBw9E2Q_aY)
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(http://i38.tinypic.com/2m6wutd.gif)
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(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q228/andlemonade/captvsdead.jpg)
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This may be a repost, but holy fucking shit dude!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BO2rW1alVv8)
Ditto for this guy who only lost his shoe vs a train. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53i2RxJFk7k)
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Not so lucky. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd_iR99Kucs&)
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This may be a repost, but holy fucking shit dude!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BO2rW1alVv8)
The dude's an idiot. He saw the bus coming before he was in its path, but chose to run across in front of it.
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(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-there-is-no-fluffy.jpg)
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cool animation:
http://vimeo.com/7174318
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(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/political-pictures-china-olympic-bureaucracy-fireworks.jpg)
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Man, I totally expected an xzibit "yo dawg" joke.
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Extended version of Squirrels in my Pants (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMxs0EZrFfI)
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Oh Fuck (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Jmbv8kevQ-E)
Long, but the ending is worth it
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Oh man, that was terrible but great
(Side note: I used to make Joel Edgerton coffee)
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Yeah, there's probably a discussion to be had there as well, but I got distracted by Rorschach since he's more likely to set policemen on fire. Whatever he is, the man isn't good.
Yeah, Rorschach is definitely not good.
Also Anton Chighur is chaotic evil. A lot of Cormac McCarthy's antagonists are textbook chaotic evil.
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(http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/MILFS.png)
EDIT for Capybara addition:
(http://www.rebsig.com/capybara/pcm.gif)
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Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the Internet:
JUGGALO FURRIES (http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/05/a-new-jugga-low/)
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AAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
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Oh and for the sake of completism and because it made me giggle and then say "d'awwww"
(http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/1276/berterniehp.gif)
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Sugar Daddy Ken (http://www.entertainmentearth.com/prodinfo.asp?number=MTT3285)
(http://i826.photobucket.com/albums/zz186/JimorB/SugarKen.jpg)
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I think I'm in love, his seedy expression makes me weak in my pants....
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(http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksmewcCT7O1qz9bwro1_500.gif)
(the vest is another requirement)
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(also being Wolverine)
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(http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/243/hellcow.jpg)
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She'd probably have better fighting skills if she was an Eringer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xvj4Ru1jaqM).
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(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/9/2009/11/500x_godismyhero.jpg)
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I love that you can tango to nirvana (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2B_gJv2eiY)
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(http://i36.tinypic.com/11m9fef.jpg)
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Foiled again, TedddyFez!
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(http://fchan.us/src/m_1256865220253_Ychan_-_m_-_furnazi_-_furnazi.jpg)
whaaaaaat
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(http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/564/pigface.jpg)
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http://bash.org/?top
#207373 +(18345)- [X]
<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile ([email protected]) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
<anamexis> :<
also
http://bash.org/?111338
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Many forumites would appreciate this one:
http://bash.org/?262417
<_kr4m3r> so many fucking criminals, its bullshit
<foniks`> heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and just left them there to die
<foniks`> and showed up like 50yrs later like, "sup?"
<foniks`> whatd u think they'd say?
<FoSZoR[bg]> something along the lines of, "G`Day mate"
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The nazi furrie... Damn, I'm speechless.
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(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/wiki/furry6.jpg)
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And you though Furry Juggalos were bad
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Honestly? I think the idea of a Furry Juggalo bothers me worse. At least the Nazis had some fashion sense and a flair for the dramatic, even if they did swipe a lot of their shtick from Rome.
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I agree with Alex, Furry Juggalo are far worse. I really like the nazi uniforms.
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(http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/1129/1257607299143.jpg)
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(http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t85/FangHamhands/farside.jpg)
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(http://www.zwixy.com/images/1612686471253290694452.jpg)
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I am a fat man who likes to slap crotches. (http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/youarea.htm)
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I am a Punctual Rabbit that likes to Slap Hulahoops.
even better:
I am a Mushy Dancer that likes to Mislead Canada.
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I am a Striped Publisher who likes to Shrink Sheep. That's pretty badass.
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(http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/558/megarod.jpg)
Hello there webcomics (http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/3491/hellotherewebcomics.jpg)
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(http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krqyaatm761qz9d6lo1_500.jpg)
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I am a sexy starfish who likes to shrink birds.
... I can live with that.
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I forgot what the second part said, but the first part said I am a boob-sucking pawslut. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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I am a nutritious dollar bill who likes to breed hawks :-D
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I am a magnificant beach who likes to upset dragons.
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I am a caged dragon who likes to fuck dinosaurs.
Why must it almost make sense?
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Because, it's your true identity. Embrace it, Liz, Embrace it! Go fuck those dinosaurs like you've never fucked them before!
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nooooooooooooo
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It says I'm a malignant viking prince who likes to burn orcas.
That is so metal.
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I am a fat man who likes to slap crotches. (http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/youarea.htm)
I am a rainy Mac computer who likes to forsake gorillas.
What kind of person am I, who would forsake gorillas? Poor gorillas!
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OK, now I'm a monstrous demon who likes to end the life of vaginas.
Awesome
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Alex, you lost the metal contest
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Loser Spongebob
Holy Shit! I think that picture was taken at my old University.
Maybe.
I hope so, or else this post has served no other purpose than to make me look like a stupid twat.
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I am a wonderful bicycle who likes to knit dildos.
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(http://www.francetucky.com/dont-you-know-anything.jpg)
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I am a watery bandit who likes to infect penises.
This is so true you have no idea.
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Fat cat doing aerobics (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZCTN0Vl95U&feature=rec-fresh+div)
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I am a fat man who likes to slap crotches. (http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/youarea.htm)
I am a crazy hyperfur who likes to watch cunts
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(http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/8582/wtfu.png)
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dad yelling at daughter
Monster Manual entry for jhocking:
weak against darked haired girls with light eyes
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I am a fat man who likes to slap crotches. (http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/youarea.htm)
I'm a testy slut who likes to upset hedgehogs.
Edit: I also like to upset capybaras.
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_LK2AMDxqEWI/R1W8EGP7wRI/AAAAAAAAALI/yjI_4wypZl4/s320/Hedgehog.jpg)
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I am a prickly chick magnet who likes to shit on coke junkies.
That's bizarrely accurate.
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I am a fucking hot sexybitch who likes to end the life of heterosexuals.
fuck yes.
Monster Manual entry for jhocking:
weak against darked haired girls with light eyes
This sounds more like a pokedex quote there, jhocking.
"Jhocking, ancient type pokemon..."
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BELATED PAGEBREAK CAPYBARA
(http://pagesperso-orange.fr/eep.buffon/photos/cabiais.jpg)
WITH BABIES
EDIT; I am a fat man who likes to slap crotches. (http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/youarea.htm)
I'm a testy slut who likes to upset hedgehogs.
Edit: I also like to upset capybaras.
(HEDGEHOG PICTURE)
FUCK YOU
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Bipedal horse. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyMXYE_50Ts)
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Alex, you lost the metal contest
And more quickly than I could have ever imagined!
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(http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/533/prayertothesun1.jpg)
(http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/5407/prayertothesun2.jpg)
(http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/7905/prayertothesun3.jpg)
(http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/7630/prayertothesun4.jpg)
(http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/8374/prayertothesun5.jpg)
(http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/8489/prayertothesun6.jpg)
(http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/1223/prayertothesun7.jpg)
(http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/4990/prayertothesun8.jpg)
(http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/3985/prayertothesun9.jpg)
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oh wow.
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Hello there webcomics (http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/3491/hellotherewebcomics.jpg)
Who drew this? I keep seeing things that makes me think it was done by Tom Siddell, but then I see things that make me not sure. Where did you find it?
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Wow indeed. That sun comic actually made me teary-eyed.
And some of the webcomics on that thing are super obscure, I'm impressed.
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I am a fat man who likes to slap crotches. (http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/youarea.htm)
you are a buff starfish who likes to fistfuck sheep
woo good times
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(http://i35.tinypic.com/dd1mh.jpg)
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"You are a sexy bottle of lube who likes to orally explore Bill Cosby."
So I guess my parents were right about what I'd amount to.
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You are a Delicious Bicycle who likes to Wash Cocks
You are a Stingy Artist who likes to Sleep On Tigers
You are a Notorrious Doughnut who like to Draw Bears
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This sounds more like a pokedex quote there, jhocking.
"Jhocking, ancient type pokemon..."
This could be a fun thread, where we make up pokedex entries for each other. Someone else start it, I can't think right now who I'd do as the first post of this thread.
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But meanwhile, can we stop with the whole 'I am a fat man who likes to slap crotches' blah blah blah.
It was funny for the first 2 or 3 times but really?
Oh wow I have gone from like lurker to superpostingbitch in about 3 posts.
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Lurker "Blanktom" Evolved in to Bitchy poster. Blanktom learned Needless Rant.
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(http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs023.snc3/11047_328847265163_716185163_9684952_5176305_n.jpg)
The schools are failing, Mr. President.
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Mr. Prime Minister judging from the spelling of flavor.
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(http://www.comicvsaudience.net/images/tragedy_comedy.jpg)
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Mr. Prime Minister judging from the spelling of flavour.
Well, yes, but I figured I'd just say it for you guys.
EDIT::
Then again, taking into context the subject matter, are you really sure?
Then again (again), the teacher may have corrected it... Hmm.
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(http://i34.tinypic.com/1zyik46.gif)
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Well, yes, but I figured I'd just say it for you guys.
EDIT::
Then again, taking into context the subject matter, are you really sure?
Then again (again), the teacher may have corrected it... Hmm.
I am pretty sure. Flavor would be a valid example of a stimulus, at least, and I think that if it was corrected there would be a marking directly across the word rather then beneath it. It is probably not worth the thought I am putting into it though, and your original point stands regardless.
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Tool that is fantastic
(http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/6881/crackedopenbear.png)
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latecomer:
You are a monkey-like lobster who likes to fight monkeys.
so true
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Needless rant
Oh wow I was pretty drunk last night. I should have posted in the drunk peoples thread!
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(http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh191/Wondersaunahotpants/2g1c.jpg)
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I wish I had a .gif of this entire scene.
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a24/phyrexianmeatdog/whyilovesamraimi.jpg)
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(http://www.oglaf.com/ad-croc.png)
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(http://kuvaton.com/bshit/12575155878.gif)
(http://kuvaton.com/bshit/1_banana.gif)
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(http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs028.snc3/11550_507338403524_91300308_30283852_6649903_n.jpg)
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Hello there webcomics (http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/3491/hellotherewebcomics.jpg)
I feel like I am unproductive at work because I know all of these.
(http://thisisphotobomb.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/129013056447476923.jpg)
Hello!
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I wish I had a .gif of this entire scene.
what scene from what movie is this?
also, I find this ridiculously cute:
(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/137589-1/Hadoken_baby.gif)
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Its from Heroes, I believe.
Little Claire used too many tampons on her first period so it had to find another hole to flow from.
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I cannot say what I am feeling towards you sir because the words haven't been invented.
Something like Nnnnnuuuggghhhooooooooooooohhhh.
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It's from Drag Me to Hell.
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I thought it was from "Escort me Politely to Heaven".
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(http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/19.95.jpg)
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(http://i37.tinypic.com/33mvixi.jpg)
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(http://i35.tinypic.com/2nsr49.gif)
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(http://www.cubeupload.com/files/3750002c02646f3c.png)
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(http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/2299/district9y.jpg)
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(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3628/3498106528_ebf5544cd4_o.jpg)
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awwww
(http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/battle.jpg)
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I am a slam-dancing salesman who likes to fistfuck lice
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It's from Drag Me to Hell.
This movie can be summed up with: How many things can we splash onto the woman's face and not have it get an NC-17 rating?
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Yeah. she does get a lot of gross stuff in her mouth.
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It's from Drag Me to Hell.
This movie can be summed up with: How many things can we splash onto the woman's face and not have it get an NC-17 rating?
I love the thought of a director coming back from the brink of Spiderman to get back to making retarded awesome movies.
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(http://imgur.com/n3vg9.png)
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I learned that the Coen brothers and Sam Raimi are really close friends. I think they were flatmates for a while?
The more you know!
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(http://www.koer.org/guardmut.jpeg)
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(http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/5984/borisb.gif)
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11th panel...
So awesome.
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Oh, dear. (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1226407/Man-dressed-Zorro-raped-teenager-alley-telling-wanted-make-baby-Zorros.html)
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(http://i.imgur.com/1h9XG.jpg)
*sound effect of your choice*
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http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/5984/borisb.gif
I totally just read that and each character's voice said their lines in my head. I'm rather proud that I could still get Boris and Natasha's voices after so long. I'm also pretty proud of my head's Bullwinkle impersonation. The Rocky voice was a little questionable, though.
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same here my friend, same here
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Same here, although my Rocky voice was flawless, and I'm pretty sure my Boris was quite a bit off.
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That is not nearly as good for that purpose as this image ally posted a while back:
(http://www.geekstir.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/goodneweveryone.jpg)
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(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/lastwords/french1.jpg)
Last Words Of: James French, convicted murderer
James French was already serving a life sentence in an Ohio prison in 1966 when he began to realize that life is a really long fucking time. Unwilling to complete his sentence and reportedly scared of suicide, he did the only logical thing: kill his cell mate in an effort to convince the state to execute him.
We're cool with someone wanting to be in control of their destiny, but did you have to be such a dick about it, James? Wouldn't a pretty-please-with-sugar-on-top-execute-me have sufficed? This was 1966 in Ohio, so all he really would have had to do is tell a guard "You know what I like? Black-white integration and homosexuality--lots of homosexuality!" and his fate would have been sealed well enough.
Regardless, these were his final words as being strapped into the electric chair. Puns aren't usually our thing, but pun + capital punishment = funny.
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I think I'd forget what Rocky and Bullwinkle look like before I'd forget the voices. That series was so spartan visually that it was practically a radio show.
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Hm. I got all the voices flawlessly. I loved that show.
And Blue Kitty, did you take that straight from Cracked?
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(yes)
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(yes)
(why are we whispering?)
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(yes...?)
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(http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/4632/243c27614b32f40716d8de2.jpg)
(yes)
(why are we whispering?)
(I always figured tiny text was whispering.)
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I found this:
The capybara is a fish. This may take some explaining...
Before the 1970s Vatican II Council, members of the Roman Catholic Church were not allowed to eat meat during Lent. Nowadays, meat is only restricted on Fridays during Lent. Now, the one thing you must be aware of is that fish is not meat. The Bible predates modern categories of animals, and meat does not imply muscle. So it is perfectly acceptable to eat fish during Lent.
In regions of South America, there is an animal, called a capybara, admirably defined in the other write-ups in this section. In the 1600s, for a particular group of Roman Catholics, the capybara was their primary food source. They really didn't have much else to eat, so giving up meat during Lent was a serious issue. It was so serious that the Pope in Rome declared, by papal authority, that the capybara was a fish. So let it be written, so let it be done.
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That is amazing. Go religion!
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I declare, by no authority whatsoever, that iguanas are monkeys. Also, broccoli are candy.
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That's cool, but I don't think it'll fool kids into eating more broccoli.
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What do you mean? This shit tastes like candy now. Thanks, Joe!
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Broccoli is delicious. I never had a problem eating it as a kid.
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Broccoli is candy like Circus Peanuts are candy. Which is to say fuck you!
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(http://i34.tinypic.com/o9e0z8.jpg)
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(http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/5055/notsparta.jpg)
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Batman's chronology is a little off, forgot a BC
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(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a127/r3an1m4t3d/99problemsjordi.jpg)
(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a127/r3an1m4t3d/SMB3.jpg)
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(http://adweek.blogs.com/adfreak/images/misc/ati1.jpg) (http://burritotastemaster.com/)
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(http://www.womansday.com/var/ezflow_site/storage/images/media/images/09h-wd1009-04/814972-1-eng-US/09h-wd1009-04.gif)
video game chronology (http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=95896)
brainwave sofa (http://www.yatzer.com/1988_brainwave_sofa_by_unfold__lucas_maassen)
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(Burrito Taste Master "Above the Influence" Image)
I find the term "Pothead" rather pejorative.
Poor butt-hurt government can't make any money off of it, so they outlaw it.
Obama used to smoke pot. And now he's the president of the United Frikkin' States of America.
People can smoke pot and have a successful life.
Tired of the demonizing.
</rant>
Yay KFC! Om nom nom.
P.S. I am not high, and do not have the munchies.
Seriously.
...
:-(
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I wish I could become a burrito taster, though. Seriously. I love some burritos.
Also, they should redo those ads to involve working at a warehouse and making an ok wage. Because uh... most of our teamleaders/managers smoke a lot of pot. On break.
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Poor butt-hurt government can't make any money off of it, so they outlaw it.
ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR!
NOT THE ORIGIN OF CRIMINALIZATION OF MARIJUANA.
READ MORE.
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I'm Thomas Edison and I'm siding with Ozy on this.
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Poor butt-hurt government can't make any money off of it, so they outlaw it.
ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR!
NOT THE ORIGIN OF CRIMINALIZATION OF MARIJUANA.
READ MORE.
But...!
:oops:
I... I'm sorry...!
But I didn't say it was...?
Crap. :-(
Now I want to toke up. Damn joblessness and stuff.
I...I think it had to do with xenophobia and keeping immigrants from taking white peoples' jobs?
Great. Now I've probably made even more of an ass of myself.
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probably
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It wasn't that the government that was unable to make any money off it ... in fact, one of the first steps towards making marijuana illegal was the institution of a pretty hilariously high tax on it. The reason why marijuana was made illegal was that hemp was threatening to infringe on the wood-paper business that William Randolph Hearst had a huge stake in, and he controlled enough of the newspaper and journalism industry that he had the perfect mouthpiece for releasing anti-hemp propaganda ... so he cooperated with a xenophobic government that wanted to further demonize Hispanic immigrants in order to pander to the racism of the time, and turned "cannabis" (a medicine that was accepted by the doctors of the time as valid) into "marijuana" (a "demon weed" that made white women desire fornication with Negroes and Mexicans, and turned white men into rapists and murderers). It wasn't about the government not making any money. It was about a select few private industrial interests shutting a low-cost option out of the paper, textile, and fuel industries in order to secure a hold on their market share, and a government pandering to these interests by appealing to a racist public and creating a way to turn blacks and Hispanics (the habitual users of marijuana at that time) into criminals in order to prevent them from successfully rising in society.
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Man, that William Randolph Hearst guy was an asshole.
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Now I want to toke up. Damn joblessness and stuff.
Maybe they're related, pothead!
Seriously, guys. Why have you people made a point in the damned pointless thread?
It's apparently time to start getting in the spirit of Christmas?
(http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/6064/22822657u.jpg)
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ah canada (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0c5AK1gIk4&feature=related)
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(http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/8674/orangejews3tx8kd.gif)
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How To Kiss A Woman by Captain Kirk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YM5-__0iKb8)
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Suave
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Why have you people made a point in the damned pointless thread?
Come on. Can you think of anything more pointless than a bunch of potheads sitting around bitching about prohibition?
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(http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/1694/caughtfuckinginflatable.gif)
Quick, put words in her mouth
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Oh my god, Mitch?
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Oh my, you're a peach
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"Where's your penis?"
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Ow, my damn teeth!
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Oh man you forgot to add the Capybara:
(http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/8195/1817705theremainsofmyme.jpg)
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slatohs are way to go!
(http://blog.bekahbrunstetter.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/sloth.jpg)
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Yeah sloths!
(I am partial to sloths!)
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Oh man you forgot to add the Capybara:
That's some delicious-looking fish right there.
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(http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/1930/blunderwoman.jpg)
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Comic about Anakin, C3P0, Darth Vader, and C3P0
That was oddly touching.
But I've always seen Anakin's nickname spelled Ani, not Annie. Annie is the redhead orphan who sings cheesy songs in an annoying voice.
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(http://i516.photobucket.com/albums/u330/Dreamcastguy/untitled.jpg)
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that's a relief
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The joker's gambit one is awesome.
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(http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kstirtRgWA1qa95s8o1_500.jpg)
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omg cutest thing. That kid is amazing.
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holy cow
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(http://i.imgur.com/NYvSp.jpg)
OK not pointless but where else can I share this?
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I love scrubs... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLGT24NYguM&feature=related)
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(http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpw76yrY6w1qzehp6o1_400.jpg)
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Well, I suppose it was inevitable.
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That one chick is waaaay too tanned.
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Oh damn, starring Jenna Haze. That means it is totally worth watching. I mean, Jenna Haze.
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This is the only snuggie worth having:
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b198/andthentherewaslindsey/Snuggie.jpg)
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her ears are overused. Its like throwing a hot dog into the grand canyon.
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Oh man you forgot to add the Capybara:
This is the second time I have fucked this up :(
The title of that Pornography Film is "This Isn't Twilight". Surely they could've been more imaginative than that?
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Perhaps they didn't want people to make a mistake.
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Yr buying/watching a Twilight porn, I think there's no escape from Mistake County at that point.
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Does it say "This isn't Twilight" or "This isn't Twilight the XXX parody"?
Because surely if it's the second then it's kinda saying it IS Twilight the non-XXX parody.
Learn to punctuate, people!!
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I think it's meant to be This isn't Twilight: The XXX Parody.
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This is why you should clean your computer regularly (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/11/13/ventblockers/)
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(http://www.viruscomix.com/devo.jpg)
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SUBNORMALITY :-D
I love those comix :-)
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I much prefer Bush to Nirvana, but otherwise I agree.
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(http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/8329/tumblrkt0ltn519i1qzocfy.jpg)
That's udderly bizarre
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Look, it's Marigold's Fallout 3 character:
(http://ahiddenlittledoor.com/images/PostApocSample4.png)
It's from the Post-Apocalyptic Babe Pin-up Calendar (http://ahiddenlittledoor.com/2010).
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(http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/work.jpg)
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Fucking awesome.
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that burrito taster above the influence ad has been on my fridge for almost 2 years.
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That would actually make quite an interesting TV series. The development and survival of a primitive community inside the remains of a skyscraper. Maybe with a Religious order on the top floor, worshipping the gods of the sun and moon. A kinda Morlock/Dwarven subterranean tribe in the basement who have the best understanding of technology and provide water and fertiliser via trade to the upper floors. A Warlike society on the ground/lower floors who resist the incursions of those from the outside world.
Hmmm... I wonder if it would be set in a contemporary world with everyone watching them and wondering what the hell was going on or if it would be a post-apocalypse society thing?
I think I'd watch that show religiously.
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(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f346/katakana_22/Comedy/sample_d832c4bead16dea4acea3cfe011b.jpg)
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At first it didn't look sexual, but then there was 'juice' around. So gross.
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at the Natural History Museum in D.C.
(http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs028.snc3/11559_1140012469757_1510795503_344731_1529958_n.jpg)
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Not big news
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Hmmm... I wonder if it would be set in a contemporary world with everyone watching them and wondering what the hell was going on or if it would be a post-apocalypse society thing?
I think I'd watch that show religiously.
I go for the first option it would be way more mindfucking... I'd watch the hell out of that show too.
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(http://i37.tinypic.com/npnrm8.jpg)
:-o
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That is freaky. Why would that even be created? Who would even think that up?
Side note: I've now caught up on all 146 pages of this insanely large thread (took a bit over a month, done sporadically whenever I had free time). I feel like I should go outside. Or maybe start that 15 page term paper that's due at the end of the month. But, what will I read when I'm bored or feeling procrastinaty?
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I simply can't decide if this (http://forums.thinkbroadband.com/zen/f/3737381-zen-on-normal-adsl-8meg.html) is a troll or simply a case of what you see is what you get...
i will tell you why with interleaving off no hec /fec errors with on about 100000 an hour thgats how i know for (a)
(b) electrionics eng
(c) radio ham
(d) highly quasliified and 14 years expersince of working in it industry form networking to fixing hard ware ientifing problems finding solutions and impplelemting fix
(D) working for one of buggets comonays in world of it
thats how i know
"working for one of buggets comonays in world of it" eh? I guess that's impressive.
EDIT:
It's only fair to say that the guy has now explained that he is severely dyslexic.
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(http://robot6.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/10303new_storyimage-28139204527.11111111111x800.jpg)
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I simply can't decide if this (http://forums.thinkbroadband.com/zen/f/3737381-zen-on-normal-adsl-8meg.html) is a troll or simply a case of what you see is what you get...
i will tell you why with interleaving off no hec /fec errors with on about 100000 an hour thgats how i know for (a)
(b) electrionics eng
(c) radio ham
(d) highly quasliified and 14 years expersince of working in it industry form networking to fixing hard ware ientifing problems finding solutions and impplelemting fix
(D) working for one of buggets comonays in world of it
thats how i know
"working for one of buggets comonays in world of it" eh? I guess that's impressive.
I can't imagine that someone could bring that from their head to their keyboard without trying really hard to make it as illegible as possible. Are they trying to break the typing speed limit for safe language?
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OBJECTION! (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/index.php)
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SUBNORMALITY :-D
I love those comix :-)
I'm not a big fan of it, it has far too much text and is usually, "Hey, I'm better then you, here's why"
Happy (http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3176927) Holidays (http://kotaku.com/5404792/if-you-dont-have-a-holiday-card-list-make-one)
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Michael Jackson seance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqDrohstPUc)
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(http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/219/atomicrobo2.jpg)
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so good.
Harry Hill on the MJ seance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9zx7Z5vxLY)
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OBJECTION (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3404681)
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really?
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Yeah it really was. I quite enjoyed it.
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OBJECTION (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3405151)
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Wesa People Gunna Die?
AHHH C'MON FUCK A GUY
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o/
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o/
\o
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OBJECTION! (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3405432)
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OBJECTION! (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3405749)
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Why are people so... Objectionable today?
Go hug a kitten.
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OBJECTION! (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3406047)
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OBJECTION (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3404307)
I am sure you've all seen this, but near the end is relevant and the whole thing is great.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Psfn6iOfS8
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that dinosaur and robot thing at the top of the page is fucking brilliant.
i just wanted to throw that out there.
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Yeah, Clevinger linked that bad boy for free comic book day way back when. It's still pretty awesome though.
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I am totally hearing the Monarch and Brock Sampson when I read that.
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By the way, were you guys aware that you can follow Dr. Dinosaur on Twitter? (http://twitter.com/Dr_Dinosaur)
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OBJECTION! (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3406625)
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(http://robot6.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/10303new_storyimage-48392580474x720.jpg)
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Biggest waste of paper in a ransom note of the week (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IlTmNt2wfk&feature=related)
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My cousin Tom is one the runners for Harry Hill's TV Burp.
</fameclaim>
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Postin this here instead of discuss because it's funnier than it is discussion worthy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O66qDqfZm7k).
Columbus go home! Columbus go home!
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that dinosaur and robot thing at the top of the page is fucking brilliant.
i just wanted to throw that out there.
Good thing, there are trade paper backs out now
Noodle Soup does Transmet (http://www.noodlesoup.net/content/transmet.html)
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Postin this here instead of discuss because it's funnier than it is discussion worthy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O66qDqfZm7k).
Columbus go home! Columbus go home!
Its no secret that with an invasion of immigrants, comes waves of crime. We see them involved in massive theft, in murder, and bringing diseases like smallpox, which is responsible for the death of millions of Americans.
We see them involved in massive theft, in murder, and bringing diseases like smallpox, which is responsible for the death of millions of Americans.
We see them involved in massive theft, in murder, and bringing diseases like smallpox,
bringing diseases like smallpox
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I'm sleeping with the cows tonight.
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(http://www.wastedtalent.ca/comics/Engineering/wt_movember.jpg)
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bringing diseases like smallpox
um. yes. i'm not sure you got the point of the speech... this guy is a counter-protester, he is basically making the protesters look dumb by using their arguments. And yes, European settlers DID bring smallpox to the American Indians.
cuz see, he was arguing against EUROPEAN immigrants, specifically talking about those countries which the majority of white Minnesotans could claim as where their ancestors were from. And that we're stealing jobs from the Dakota.
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Smallpox happened ages ago and few people will remember the horror of it. If you're trying to convince people against immigration, I think that is a really poor point.
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yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah still don't think you're getting it. read the transcript, i'm guessing you're just not hearing what he is saying
he is, how you say, taking the piss
(as in he is not trying to convince people against immigration, again, maybe you should read the transcript or listen to it better)
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He is using the fact that these protestors will cheer and chant at anything they are told to make them look stupid by getting them to chant slogans that are against their ancestors i.e. anti-european chants as this is where the majority of their ancestors would have left to get to america.
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I am wrong pretty often, Ignore me.
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ANYWAY: Phoenix Wright (http://www.cybermoonstudios.com/PhoenixBoot.html)
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...
Nebraska?
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Where the crap are the inserts? I've tried to find them, but an internet search turns up nothing.
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Don't know if this will work:
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/\ Awesome.
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/\ Awesome.
[lotsa DNA]
While it's indeed very nice to answer the question in a completely true and unhelpful way, I'm thinking the guy might be just a bit too pleased with it.
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Yeah, but in the end someone with a completely untrue and unhelpful answer will chime in and get voted up over him anyway.
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You know what sucks? Getting the walls of your house smashed to bits by a wrecking ball. Fortunately, there's a countermeasure (http://vimeo.com/7558394) against that happening now! The only problem is, if you line your house with this stuff, in the event of a bombing you might not be crushed by walls but by the roof instead.
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that dinosaur and robot thing at the top of the page is fucking brilliant.
i just wanted to throw that out there.
Good thing, there are trade paper backs out now
Noodle Soup does Transmet (http://www.noodlesoup.net/content/transmet.html)
wait, what is that comic actually from? I'd love to buy it but I'm a little confused.
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Atomic Robo by Red 5
(http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/8894/waytooreal.jpg)
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KABONG
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I actually live here. (http://www.engadget.com/2009/11/17/microsoft-store-employees-break-out-in-dance-video/#continued)
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(http://www.mischiefnow.net/thumbs/dolphin.jpg)
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OH GOD THEY'VE RISEN FROM THE DEPTHS TO ENSLAVE US
QUICK, TAKE YOUR CYANIDE CAPSULES!
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I dunno man I think I could just sort of nudge that and it would fall over and probably not be able to stand up.
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It'd use its mighty prehensile penis to right itself.
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I bet I could run faster than it too
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You can't run forever, that is when they get you.
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The question now is, how do we stop them? Are we just going to roll over and let them take our way of life away from us? I say hell no, we will not just roll over and die.
I saw we weaponize other animals, animals we can control for the direct purpose of defeating this menace. Animals they have never seen before, animals they would have no way of defending against.
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oh yeah, random image
(http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/2007/wrights.jpg)
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This (http://www.myspace.com/venomvicious) is the myspace of one of my classmate's rap albums.
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I saw we weaponize other animals, animals we can control for the direct purpose of defeating this menace. Animals they have never seen before, animals they would have no way of defending against.
Like bees?
Just to make sure none of you will ever sleep well again (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOFRIWx5F9c)
Oh FUCK.
I just know that thing will be under my couch tonight.
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Just to make sure none of you will ever sleep well again (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOFRIWx5F9c)
That's a pretty adorable commercial.
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I actually live here. (http://www.engadget.com/2009/11/17/microsoft-store-employees-break-out-in-dance-video/#continued)
I used to compare the apple store to the ministry of love, but the Windows store seems to be the first to figure out the two minutes hate, so I guess I was wrong.
I'm very sorry, Apple.
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I actually live here. (http://www.engadget.com/2009/11/17/microsoft-store-employees-break-out-in-dance-video/#continued)
I used to compare the apple store to the ministry of love, but the Windows store seems to be the first to figure out the two minutes hate, so I guess I was wrong.
I'm very sorry, Apple.
That reminds me that I still need to finish reading 1984. Oh and in the mall where that video takes place, there's also an apple store. Which is currently closed for renovation, so my guess is they're trying to cook something up that'll bring everyone back.
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"It is not a significant bullet." (http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/classic-clip-werner-herzog-shot-by-sniper)
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The question now is, how do we stop them? Are we just going to roll over and let them take our way of life away from us? I say hell no, we will not just roll over and die.
It's simple. Everyone don their scuba-gear and dive into the ocean. The salt-water will corrode their monstrous robotic walking frames into useless lumps of iron oxide and they shall sink to the ocean floor encased in their ill conceived death machines!
Either that or hide grenades inside brightly coloured balls. No Dolphin can resist attempting to balance such an object on their nose, at which point it blows up and kills them RIGHT IN THE FACE!
Ooooohhh! Or we enlist porpoises on our side as infiltrators! Too long have our porpoise brothers lived in the shade of those glamour-hungry Dolphins. Now can be their chance to throw off the shackles of Elitist oppression!
FREEDOM FOR TOOTING!!
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Now this might be kind of hard but it works. Grease your hair (really). Works best with long hair -- and yes, the hair on your head. Then bend down REALLY FAR. Stick your cock in your hair put on some rock music and head bang. This is the most maximum pleasure ever!
From here (http://www.mymasturbation.com)
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That website has 25 tips for female masturbation using a curling iron.
:?
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This can only end badly.
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You forsee no happy ending?
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I foresee a stylin' hairstyle down below coupled with significant burning.
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I'm pretty sure you wouldn't turn it on.
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Prude.
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From here (http://www.mymasturbation.com)
I have this large crucifix which has smooth edges. I use this like a dildo. The pleasure from the cold hard steel is awesome.
This site is great.
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In other news, Luca di Montezemolo apparently has no idea how gravel traps (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBFWONEWWU8) work.
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THE MOTHER FUCKING PTERODACYTL (http://pterodactyl.me/)
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You can build anything, anything, with Lego.
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ANYTHING. (http://www.dangermouse.net/wolfe/lego.html)
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It took me a while to realise the nose was a racing helmet, but when I did i was soooooo happy.
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and the shoes are baseball caps!
wow the actual size of that thing just dawned on me and gave me vertigo. it looks huge without any perspective but it's actually very very tiny.
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Where do I have to click to get the image? I just saw a website with some text aboyt legos and stuff but no image...
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They're talking about the picture of the lego Stimpy rather than the information about the non-Euclidean legos, which are a slightly different joke.
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"I'd love to see a Lego Möbius strip," I thought. And lo, it was so (http://www.maa.org/features/lego.html).
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Huh what (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMy8TQcjR7Q)
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Sexy
(http://craphound.com/images/3613932546_bac9615cca.jpg)
It's a cake.
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Look at the wires going to the clock face...
is this supposed to be the Back to the Future town or did the person rig up lights in the cake?
I don't know which one would be more awesome.
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I'm fairly certain it's a Back to the Future cake.
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Stylin'.
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Coming in Easter (http://www.masswepray.com/)
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Virtual piano (http://www.cmagics.com/beta/piano/)
f asd sap psf dsa sd f s p p
d gj hgf sf ds a asd f s p p
passdapo ppaspohhd ppaspsdapo ppaspodddfd
sdfsdddfdo paspdfd
opspffd opspdds opspsdapoods
opspffd opsphasap opspsdapoods
sspspsd apo ppaspoh hd ppaspsd apo ppaspo dddfd
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I was bored with that until I discovered that one can play it with the computer keyboard. That is totally what I need while reading this book! Thank you!
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i played heart and soul with it. that's fun!
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I can't play taps with it, boo hoo
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How can you not play taps with it? Just play taps in C.
Chords with notes not in the key of C are the one weak point.
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This makes me want to buy a keyboard and play things off the top of my head. I DO NOT HAVE THE MONEY POINTLESS THREAD, DO NOT TRY AND TEMPT ME!
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I bought a new keyboard today. It is fun.
Sorry, pointless.
Oh wait, I mean Yay, pointless!
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I have a full size keyboard too, but I think I just used that internet one more today than I've used my keyboard in a year.
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Reading QC made me buy a keyboard and a guitar.
I suck at music. I can't play anything on them.
And so they sit there. Looking cool and mocking me.
Still, better them than the time I tried to learn trombone.
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(http://www.artbomb.net/blog/images/freud02.jpg)
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You're either the most self-pitying, unmotivated person in history or you need to sack up and do things.
So far you've complained here about how you're not indie enough to fit in or talented enough to play music like the other members of this forum. Last I checked, the way to get better at playing a musical instrument was to practice.
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feisty
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Oh that is just the best thing.
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You're either the most self-pitying, unmotivated person in history or you need to sack up and do things.
So far you've complained here about how you're not indie enough to fit in or talented enough to play music like the other members of this forum. Last I checked, the way to get better at playing a musical instrument was to practice.
Well I suppose I could take up mocking people as a sport, but I'd hate to take your thing.
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You're either the most self-pitying, unmotivated person in history or you need to sack up and do things.
So far you've complained here about how you're not indie enough to fit in or talented enough to play music like the other members of this forum. Last I checked, the way to get better at playing a musical instrument was to practice.
Well I suppose I could take up mocking people as a sport, but I'd hate to take your thing.
Shit shit shit. Internet fight going down. Should I call the news services and let them know?
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I can't play music either, and I'm not "indie". Despite these, I love this forum. It's not a requirement, as far as I can tell.
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haha for my nephews birthday they made cookie monster cupcakes.
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I can't bake.
:cry:
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Poozers
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Reading QC made me buy a keyboard and a guitar.
I suck at music. I can't play anything on them.
I have tried guitar (I bought one several years ago), and I had to take piano lessons for my music degree. I don't suck at music, but I can't play either. Still, I want to get a keyboard so that I can play through the exercises presented in the music theory book I'm reading (they're very easy to play, technically).
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So, apparently Coolio has a new Cookbook (http://blogs.villagevoice.com/music/archives/2009/11/10_unbelievable.php)
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How to embarrass a capybara (http://ohhaveyouseenthis.blogspot.com/2009/09/capybara-dresses-as-alien.html)
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You're either the most self-pitying, unmotivated person in history or you need to sack up and do things.
So far you've complained here about how you're not indie enough to fit in or talented enough to play music like the other members of this forum. Last I checked, the way to get better at playing a musical instrument was to practice.
Well I suppose I could take up mocking people as a sport, but I'd hate to take your thing.
Mocking would have a joke in there, that's just stating a perception of your posts.
cookie monster cupcakes
I didn't have anything to do tomorrow day, now I do! Ummmm blue food!
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Be hypnotized by the sexy otter!
(http://jgtwo.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/chewbacca.jpg)
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I stand corrected - "I suppose I could take up insulting people for sport but I'd hate to take your thing."
But I'm actually kinda liking the title of "Most self-pitying, unmotivated person in History". It could come in handy for picking up girls.
Unfortunately I'd never use it in an argument as it'd be fairly easy to disprove.
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Stop trying so much, it was just a passing comment.
Zombiedude, that Freud strip was amazing.
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Be hypnotized by the sexy otter!
Gonna be honest that "sexy" was not the first thing that came to mind. Chewbacca behind a drum kit, on the other hand...
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So, apparently Coolio has a new Cookbook (http://blogs.villagevoice.com/music/archives/2009/11/10_unbelievable.php)
I actually want this, chicken is pretty much my favourite eats and I want ways to jazz it up.
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I actually want this, chicken is pretty much my favourite eats and I want ways to bling it up.
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Be hypnotized by the sexy otter!
Gonna be honest that "sexy" was not the first thing that came to mind. Chewbacca behind a drum kit, on the other hand...
It's Sealab quote I'm a little too obsessed with...to the point where a friend & I had a game involving finding the sexiest picture of an otter ever...
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Poozers
http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/2549/kilowag.jpg
Is that supposed to be related to the movie Planet 51 in any way?
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Poozers
http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/2549/kilowag.jpg
Is that supposed to be related to the movie Planet 51 in any way?
I don't think so. It's a green lantern thing.
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v642/shakespeares_sister/threewoolfmoonbig.jpg)
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That's pretty amusing.
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(http://murphed.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/DgObr.jpg)
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It's Sealab quote I'm a little too obsessed with...to the point where a friend & I had a game involving finding the sexiest picture of an otter ever...
Oh god. It's been so long since I've seen Sealab. Thanks. Now I will have to go find it.
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Bears playing hockey (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWHdztI2xMU)
Really nothing has changed
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I'm really not certain what to think about that.
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Why can't I stop laughing at the VATS dog?! Honestly, It's not that funny!
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Bears playing hockey (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWHdztI2xMU)
Really nothing has changed
Didn't some Russian dude recently get killed trying to train a bear to ice skate?
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Yep. (http://news.aol.com/article/russian-ice-skating-bear-kills-trainer/731175)
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(http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktf0gcdCGp1qz8tzlo1_500.jpg)
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Coming in Easter (http://www.masswepray.com/)
If this was real the video would've been on GodTube
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Why can't I stop laughing at the VATS dog?! Honestly, It's not that funny!
What do you mean it's not funny? That shot could have come straight out of the game! I can just hear the *Ksssshock* that comes with pressing V.
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Fuck I'm so hungry I could eat a shark.
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Dont blame me, blame the internet.
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(http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/7117/awesomej.png)(http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/7117/awesomej.png)(http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/7117/awesomej.png)
(http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/7117/awesomej.png)(http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/7117/awesomej.png)(http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/7117/awesomej.png)
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Coming in Easter (http://www.masswepray.com/)
If this was real the video would've been on GodTube
Too bad it's only a promotion for Dante's Inferno.
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(http://imgur.com/Vp0BI.jpg)
So many things in this pic. The serial killer expression in the middle, the blank expression on the left. The torn pants. The happy smile. The hat. The subtly popped collar.
I can only guess what the hell is going on here.
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(http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/5079/killedyourparents.jpg)
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So many things in this pic. The serial killer expression in the middle, the blank expression on the left. The torn pants. The happy smile. The hat. The subtly popped collar.
I can only guess what the hell is going on here.
God bless rednecks.
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(http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn204/zombiecarter/CHUCKLES/2ron5qvpmkk9sahxvakk.jpg)
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I removed my torso in order to lose weight.
My chance of heart disease = 0.
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Sometimes Google's abbreviations create a glimpse of another world:
(http://cassland.org/images/CapyPalin.jpg)
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I'd vote for that.
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(http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/6047/1196468252231zb5hu8.jpg)
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So, I'm currently writing my term paper for my Islamic Radicalism history course, and looking around on the internet for sources, I noticed this:
(http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii298/zenith1047/Ilah.jpg)
I laughed out loud. Both links are to pages full of quotes from the Qur'an supporting Allah being the only Ilah, and Ar Rahman being another Ilah
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So it's a bit like this place? (http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/)
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Allah and Ar-Rahman are one in the same.
99 Names and "bitch" ain't one (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/99_Names_of_God)
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(http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t85/FangHamhands/20091117_whereshouldieat_560x1051.gif)
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(http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt6td5JOYO1qz965no1_500.jpg)
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thor is awesome haha! :lol:
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The hammer is his penis
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No shit, Sherlock.
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his penis is the hammer
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Your mom's penis is his hammer.
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(http://www.brawlinthefamily.com/comics/2009-11-20-200-OdeToMinions.jpg)
For the music (http://www.brawlinthefamily.com/?p=938)
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(http://www.pixlmonster.com/quackerjack/boat_captains/boat_captains.jpg) (http://www.pixlmonster.com/quackerjack/boat_captains/boat_captains.jpg)
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Lets talk about bible. (http://celobox.googlepages.com/god.html)
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Why must I Cryyyyyyyy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mWW6kRITEY)
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that song becomes way more uncomfortable at 3:13.
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(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/epic-fail-suspicious-fail.jpg)
Those sneaky Canadians.
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That's us.
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Yup, yup, eh. With our maple syrup and our loonies.
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fast food flowchart
Why does Chick-fil-a follow from the "no" side of fried food?
that song becomes way more uncomfortable at 3:13.
I really don't think the suicide thing was more uncomfortable than him in the shower.
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fast food flowchart
There is an In n Out here that is open 24 hours and it is on the way back from where nearly all concerts are and it is the best thing at like 1am after a concert.
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(http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/8598/doctorfixesthings.gif)
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Found the rest of the Freud comics, so here they are, from beginning to end.
(http://gillen.cream.org/freud01.jpg)
(http://www.artbomb.net/blog/images/freud02.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v704/Cyan_Bloodbane/1143330330315.gif)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v704/Cyan_Bloodbane/1143330373222.gif)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v704/Cyan_Bloodbane/1143330412370.gif)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v704/Cyan_Bloodbane/1143330453763.gif)
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It's so coooolllllld in the D (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aktLRiWXfqg)
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Seasons Greetings (http://store.valvesoftware.com/productshowcase/img.productshowcase/L4D2-HolidayCards/Zoom_L4D2_HolidayCards.jpg) from Valve (http://store.valvesoftware.com/productshowcase/img.productshowcase/L4D-HolidayCards/Zoom_L4D_HolidayCards.jpg)
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(http://i650.photobucket.com/albums/uu230/SirJuggles/00000028.jpg)
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(http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt7lo27YSM1qa9i3bo1_500.jpg)
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(http://media.fukung.net/images/19969/14000.jpg)
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"Imagine an absolutely enormous tower of computers and servers and cables reaching up into the sky like the evil fingers of some apocalyptic demon. Now imagine sparks, thunder, electrical storms. And, on top of it all, an otter screaming pointlessly. That is the closest you are likely to come to visualising the Internet." (http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gadgets/0,39029552,49304012,00.htm)
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Mass Effect sex
I like the edit with the top hat and monocle much more, it just seems classier
(http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/3945/jesusnaruto.png)
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(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/463847/80796938.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/WUtFk.png)
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(http://aphrodite.stopdroplol.com/content/5282/resized/3.jpg?1246417875)
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what
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(http://i45.tinypic.com/dq3jah.jpg)
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That summed it up better than I could've
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(http://media.fukung.net/images/19969/14000.jpg)
The Blade one was better.
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(http://media.fukung.net/images/19969/14000.jpg)
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3635/3452997921_b55ef4e14d_o.jpg)
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Best argument for sterilization ever. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKKKgua7wQk)
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Uch, why did I watch that.
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All I can say is bluuuuuuuuuuhh...
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Best argument for sterilization ever. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKKKgua7wQk)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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That video was...not surprising at all.
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moving on
(http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/9830/mishearingtwilight.png)
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(http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/9264/stolemylunch.jpg)
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lulz
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(http://drmcninja.com/issue15/15p73.jpg)
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Best argument for sterilization ever. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKKKgua7wQk)
She is the single best reason why Obama will get a second term. Liberals should be sending cash money to her 2012 campaign.
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(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b186/elizalovesyou/GetAttachmentaspx-1.jpg)
Part of me feels bad for finding this funny, part of me (The other part was doing this:
(http://www.animeforum.com/image/118824474dd179e73ec.gif) & humming "do-dit-do-do-do-do-dit-do-dit-do-do")
has had to sit through so many ill informed awful lectures at dinner parties/party parties that I like it (Also getting a lecture when I got tagged in some of the pin up photos I do on the facemuck ARGH!)
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(http://www.motelmag.com/uploaded_images/sloth-724782.jpg)
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That is a pagebreak-appropriate image.
Now for my morning giggle:
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/4/2009/11/500x_darlene.jpg)
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(http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/6/e/collegehumor.2ae38436acbbf31572a5aaae4f70ed6d.jpg)
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Alice and Kev (http://aliceandkev.wordpress.com/)
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Alice and Kev (http://aliceandkev.wordpress.com/)
Kev is a dick
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Alice and Kev (http://aliceandkev.wordpress.com/)
Fantastic.
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Alice and Kev (http://aliceandkev.wordpress.com/)
That made me so sad when I read it the first time. It wasn't finished yet.
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(http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/4645/obamashoe.jpg)
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(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b395/cherry_pizza/simpsons/iyuitrtetretrererterteytutyy86.jpg)
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(http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krlh0ix0DG1qztxibo1_500.png)
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Awesome
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(http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/2272/47821242.gif)
(http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/3228/64808144.gif)
(http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/371/28976794.gif)
(http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/5748/47555112.gif)
(http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/7588/43570475.gif)
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Damn, that's...
Damn.
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I dunno if I am the only one getting kind of sick of this kind of thing. All it does for democrats is prove how stupid some conservatives are (which most are already convinced of by now, yes?), to conservatives it just solidifies the belief that democrats are smug elitist assholes. The interviews are obviously cherry picked, their sole intent is to display that people who think Sarah Palin is awesome are stupid (which we already know, don't we?) and I'd bet my left arm you'd find morons at a book signing by Obama too, shouting hope and change louder than everyone and no having a clue what they're promoting. So what's the point of this again?
Man, I clicked on the reply link at least three times to say exactly this, but then I figured I didn't want to start a legit discussion in the pointless thread.
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Disagree. It emphasizes how ineffective American liberals are at getting their message out to a huge swathe of Americans without appearing patronizing and remaining unheard, and, perversely, how effective FOX has been in filling the gap. You'll recall that part of the Clinton mythos was his ability to reach the American south and midwest with a liberal message and be heard.
I can't get enough of interviews like this, frankly. Not because it allows me to feel superior to those interviewed, but because it reiterates how ineffective liberals are being in this new era of balkanized media.
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The President, regarding robots:
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/4/2009/11/500x_obama-bots.jpg) (http://gizmodo.com/5411752/obama-to-robots-im-watching-you)
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eliza thanks for the new avi
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About that, am I the only one who can't see the other picture you posted?
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About that, am I the only one who can't see the other picture you posted?
None of us can, since the link requires his Windows Live login - which he would be foolish to publish.
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but then I figured I didn't want to start a legit discussion in the pointless thread.
Discussing American politics is probably one of the most pointless things you can do.
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amen, brother
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(http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t148/livingstones/bob_ross.jpg)
Someone just asked for Bob Ross DVDs at the library. Sadly we have none.
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I don't think they presented all the questions they asked, and I think they excluded some of the more eloquent answers. Maybe I'm just paranoid, though.
I definitely wouldn't be surprised if they edited out more informed answers. Nevertheless even if there was some malicious intent, there is no reason why we can't get something positive out of this and other interviews like this. While most liberals have a fair idea what Glen Beck and his ilk are saying (if only because of the play their antics get on shows like Olbermann's and Stewart's) the far Right seems to be superbly adept at putting words in the mouths of the liberal media and the administration that are outright lies.
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Discussing American human politics is probably one of the most pointless things you can do.
Fixed.
Honestly, the only power struggles that really make sense to me are the ones that go on between my dogs. It'd be a shitty way to live, but at least I know how every dispute will turn out: Maggie will win because she's the biggest.
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Clarissa
Man, every one I see gets more and more depressing.
(http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/9887/spidermanisajerk.png)
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Hopefully I've fixed it...It's not that funny. Hence my disclaimer, I have also watched ALL of invader zim in the past few days, my brain ain't right.
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Discussing American human politics is probably one of the most pointless things you can do.
Fixed.
Honestly, the only power struggles that really make sense to me are the ones that go on between my dogs. It'd be a shitty way to live, but at least I know how every dispute will turn out: Maggie will win because she's the biggest.
...They'z all the same size too, so they'z always arguing about who's in charge, 'cos there's no way of telling 'cept fer badges an' ooniforms and fings. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me," or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good." Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da uvver arf don't so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it. Wot a lot of mukkin' about if yer asks me...
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Jace your avatar looks like my dad & the thought of my dad wearing a happy crown makes me happy, your avatar makes me happy, therefor you make me happy. Thankyou.
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I'm proud of being just a bit orky.
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(Clarissa comic)
(http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/th.82f488a1a0.gif) (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/image.php?82f488a1a0.gif)
Just in time for Thursday.
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8-bit Thriller (http://www.biglionmusic.com/content/virt_-_thriller_vrc6.mp3)
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Draw something and trade it with a stranger! (http://garyc.me/sketch/)
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PATRIOTIC PEOPLE THROW YR HANDS IN THE AIR (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY5z6DUfkKA)
Ahhh what
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Draw something and trade it with a stranger! (http://garyc.me/sketch/)
Who drew Bonercat? It had to be one of you guys.
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I thought of that too. "This is definitely a Serious Pony" I made a face with it's mouth open. Pretty boring!
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PATRIOTIC PEOPLE THROW YR HANDS IN THE AIR (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY5z6DUfkKA)
you dick I was gonna post this
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That sketch-trading site seems to have been hit pretty hard by the /b/.
I drew a happy octopus and got a penis-man in return.
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I drew lightning personified and got an expressionist portrait back.
I've now drawn a close up face shot of Santa with the lyrics of Otis Redding's Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa (Sad Song) in the background.
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Christian side hug? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_Oj0-splZw)
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I don't know what to make of this... apparently they're a serious church group... but the production quality is wonderful.
(speaking from my experience with church youth group/media funding anyways)
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Christian side hug? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_Oj0-splZw)
Things like this remind me that what I consider 'reality' and 'normal' is very, very different than huge chunks of the population.
It scares me, to be honest.
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(http://comixed.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/128999460932092584.jpg)
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Condoleezza Rice always looks pissed off.
I wonder if that is the fault of the liberal media.
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(http://yayeveryday.com/images/post_images/2009-11-25/7955/1259144926.jpg)
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gotta move fast
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Joe Hocking started a trend.
Look out, world!
(http://n9lf1a.bay.livefilestore.com/y1py3UiYRW4Bzm_xtGMBterE6W4ibANyHLD4fnnfN56m2Ff_cWNWcZyGKANIANisadzQIHlhSzroSChs7LrGUY-SQ?PARTNER=WRITER)
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naw this was jens' idea, he just didn't actually do it for some reason
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FFFF can't do crap until I get home. Dibs on Wolvie.
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Well I've been needing a new profile pic to replace my ugly mug from back in avatar week.
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good set up. Feel bad for rogue, harley, Green goblin, and joker.
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FFFF can't do crap until I get home. Dibs on Wolvie.
Somebody else take it fast and pretend you didn't read this message.
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I was going to, then I decided I wanted green lantern more, and this all happened before I read his post or even realized there was a new page. What could've been, eh?
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haha same. :laugh: Someone needs to grab the rogue one.
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I like trendzz
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Oh Yeah.
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bah humbug
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Poor Cap
(http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/248/bubblesp.jpg)
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v601/TehLetterM/f4038e09.jpg)
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Hey Zombiedude, sorry man, but gotta' seize the day and all that rabble.
I mean I didn't read your message.
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Damn Thomas Edison. That's cold man.
...
That's cold as ice.
(http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs30/f/2008/165/8/4/Cold_as_Ice_by_lorency.jpg)
My eye just froze up just from reading that post.
Why did you have to go listen to jhocking? He is like that little devil on your right hand shoulder that you KNOW you shouldn't listen to.
Damn dude. It's the Holidays and shit.
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haha same. :laugh: Someone needs to grab the rogue one.
I love wougie :D
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(http://mentalfloss.cachefly.net/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/500threewaypie.jpg)
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Superman looks like me anyway.
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A bit like dovey too, now that I think about it.
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Hulk-Ku (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFBUqXU-ccE)
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Draw something and trade it with a stranger! (http://garyc.me/sketch/)
Who drew Bonercat? It had to be one of you guys.
*raises hand*
People kept flooding it with phallic doodles... It seemed like a good time to draw Bonercat to me.
Do any of you have a screenshot? I've gone back a ton of pages in the gallery and I still haven't seen anything I remember.
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A bit like dovey too, now that I think about it.
I was gonna take Cap but then I figured I've already got a Sad Superhero for an avatar
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No way, he's a robot. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7y2xPucnAo)
also
(http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/8510/8948arteisle.jpg)
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wow that is really cool
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I think it's all a matter of perspective, really.
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(http://theoatmeal.com/img/comics/ptero/intro.png)
(http://theoatmeal.com/img/comics/ptero/bear.png)
http://pterodactyl.me/
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oh wow
(http://theoatmeal.com/img/comics/ptero/lightning_bugs1.png)
(http://theoatmeal.com/img/comics/ptero/trex.png)
(http://theoatmeal.com/img/comics/ptero/president.png)
also: http://apostrophe.me/
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Le Pétomane (pronounced /ləˈpɛtəmeɪn/, French pronunciation: [ləpetɔˈman]) was the stage name of the French flatulist (professional farter) and entertainer Joseph Pujol (June 1, 1857 - 1945). He was famous for his remarkable control of the abdominal muscles, which enabled him to fart at will. His stage name combines the French verb péter, "to fart" with the -mane, "-maniac" suffix, which translates to "the fart maniac." The profession is also referred to as "flatulist," "farteur", or "fartiste".[1]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_P%C3%A9tomane
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"Join if you know the words, it is an old American classic:
Old MacDonald had a Pterodactyl, e i e i o
With a [SCREECH] here, and a [SCREECH] there,
Here a [SCREECH], there a [SCREECH], everywhere a [SCREECH][SCREECH]
Old MacDonald had a Pterodactyl, e i e i o"
:-D
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...stage name of the French flautist (professional farter)
That's what I read.
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Actually, me too! It was really confusing for a little while there.
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black guy in the last row of my flight to Philly: Call Johnny Cochrane, they stuck me in the back of the plane!
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Oh man you guys you do not know how awesome this avatar is (you probably do if you went to Camp Eed)
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None of these are safe for work and this is what meebo has brought upon thee
Meebo doesn't want me to get banned, so I'm taking out the one that is straight up porn, but I'm leaving the link. This is QC Rule 34 stuff, Jeph don't look unless you want to hang yourself.
[img of a loaf of bread with pintsize's limbs and head fucking faye]
[realistic drawing of marigold in underwear]
And the rest, seriously this is terrible, don't look. (http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Questionable_Content/1)
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Oh man why did I look WHY DID I LOOK AAHHHHH
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(http://xboxevolved.e-mpire.com/images/content/misc/EarthwormJim.jpg)
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You can't escape from rule 34... You just can't.
It was horrible, let's move on, please...
God... who am I kidding, those images will haunt me for for a while
(http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/771/edwardcullendemotivatio.jpg)
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Also: fucking hell someone needs to learn to use photoshop.
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It's way better than QC getting rule34'd imho...But yeah, if it was offensive, sorry.
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You're a horrible person, Mister Doctor. I am going to have to call the wedding off and abort your baby.
(http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/3527/freakbaby.jpg)
ohtoolate.
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But but... the wedding, I looked so good on my dress :cry:
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Mr. Edison please do not post that image on this site. Some people look at it at work, you know.
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Mr. Edison please do not post that image on this site. Some people look at it at work, you know.
A long time ago I have learned not to read the pointless thread when someone could be looking over my shoulder.
Something else: What is that thing???
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Now, Dihydrogen Monoxide, that shit is dangerous.
(http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/8600000/Ban-Dihydrogen-Monoxide-debate-8642860-450-450.gif)
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(http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/9850/headswallowed.gif)
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A fitting end
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Hats of meat (http://www.hatsofmeat.com/frame.html)
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I think Zombiedude just 1up'd me on the "OH GOD I CAN'T LOOK AT THIS THREAD WHILST I'M AT WORK" thing.
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(http://naturescrusaders.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/star-nosed_mole.jpg)
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(http://i38.tinypic.com/2nkjswm.jpg)
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(http://carphotos.cardomain.com/ride_images/1/1798/3721/4494360075_large.jpg)
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What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountaineer?
Nothing! You can't cross a vector with a scalar!
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(http://83.216.4.169/albumit/m00/673441352.jpg)
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(http://www.recipes4pet.com/dog%20in%20car%20seat%20belt.bmp)
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(http://i.imgur.com/xh0fm.jpg)
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(http://www.dogguide.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/153804579_49b9cba3d7.jpg)
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Oh hey Tila Tequila made a Twilight Fanfic (http://www.tilashotspot.buzznet.com/web/tila/journals/tilatequila/entry/5406831/)
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(http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/2272/47821242.gif)
(http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/3228/64808144.gif)
(http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/371/28976794.gif)
(http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/5748/47555112.gif)
(http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/7588/43570475.gif)
SOURCE!!????
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http://www.whatisdeepfried.com/ (http://www.whatisdeepfried.com/)
^
there it is
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He is a little nervous because he hopes that he's not gay! I mean, he's got fabulous abs, but he's hoping that doesn't mean he's gay!
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(super long pic)
SOURCE!!????
Sorry to be the Thread Police for the past page, but please don't quote super huge pictures.
Also:
Now, Dihydrogen Monoxide, that shit is dangerous.
(really old thing)
Yeah that shit is ooooooooooooold
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No kidding but you invoked it. It was like singing "Shave and a haircut..."
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Well yeah but I said it a year and a half ago
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The longest, most difficult year and a half of my life. Or, you know, I thought that was the latest page because I fail at the internets.
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*omitted long comic*
http://www.whatisdeepfried.com/ (http://www.whatisdeepfried.com/)
^
there it is
Ok I looked all over http://www.whatisdeepfried.com/comic-archive/ and didn't find that comic any where. are you sure thats where it came from?
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It might not be on there, but it's the same artist
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*omitted long comic*
http://www.whatisdeepfried.com/ (http://www.whatisdeepfried.com/)
^
there it is
Ok I looked all over http://www.whatisdeepfried.com/comic-archive/ and didn't find that comic any where. are you sure thats where it came from?
yeah
http://www.whatisdeepfried.com/COMIX/Family/PAGE1.html (http://www.whatisdeepfried.com/COMIX/Family/PAGE1.html)
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I got that link from another site because I could found it on whatisdeepfried.com....
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wait, is no one going to ask what the fuck is up with that mole on the pagebreak?
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no
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It's a Starnosed Mole... they're... pretty well known, I thought.
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Oh, they are.
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No way man.
They're totally underground.
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That was quick..
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But still, they're stars.
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I had never heard of them.
Apparently they're the world's fastest eating animal.
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Looks like somebody doesn't watch the news.
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y120/jhocking/0f1d5b58.jpg)
(that's a chicago olympics sign I just saw)
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nah, they just are too lazy to take all of the signs down. I think Daley really, really wanted the Olympics.
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Pterodactyl
Pterodactyl
What the fuck, I posted a link to them a few pages ago and I don't get a single fucking comment.
Why does she look like a super villain?
(http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/6987/pleasesgaga.jpg)
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I didn't find pterodactyl too funny actually.
(http://media.ongein.nl/ONGEIN.NL_10739?source=2009/00036937.jpg)
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This had me angry for a bit but then I worked it out (http://www.regiftable.com/regiftingrobinpopup.html)
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She got it wrong 3 times in a row.
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You're doing maths wrong.
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Wow that was ridiculously easy to figure out
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Dog suicide (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUhLiiRGn3k&)
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Wow that was ridiculously easy to figure out
FFFF UUUUU ! I don't get it. How?! HOW DOES SHE KNOW!?
edit: nevermind. figured it out
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Just think harder about all of the possible outcomes. c:
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i still don't get it =O. could someone explain?
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What I believe the site to be doing is registering how long your mouse hovers over a specific box the longest, and guesses that that is your number and gift (did you follow across and down to your number/gift with your mouse?)
If I'm wrong, someone correct me.
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You are wrong, but I think that people who want to figure it out should be able to.
Protip: It is not nearly that complicated.
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I'm trying but I still can't figure it out. Blahhhhhhhhhh.
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No the mouseover thing is correct, I just spoofed it.
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The mouse thing is not correct. It's a math thing.
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Panda!
I see your celebrity panda picture and I raise you this!
(http://bookshelvesofdoom.blogs.com/bookshelves_of_doom/images/2007/08/28/neil_gaiman.jpg)
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Here's the math thing:
There's a pattern to how the numbers will work:
Take any two digit number. For example, 28.
Subtract the second digit: you will get a multiple of ten. Here, 20
The first digit will be the number/10. We can call this digit X. Here x=2.
That makes your current number (the two digit number minus the second digit) 10x. (20 again)
Subtracting x from 10x yields 9x. (18)
All of the multiples of 9 are the same gift.
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No, it has nothing to do with the mouseover. Look again.
[EDIT - I see by your deleted post you have looked again ]
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(http://naturescrusaders.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/naked-mole-rat.jpg)
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OHHHHHHH now I get it! Thank you GenericName. After I read your explanation, for a while I was still confused because I realized that every number was going to be a multiple of 9, but that didn't explain why the gift was still different every time. Finally I found out that the gifts change number every time you do it >_<.
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It googles your brain.
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It looks you up in its supermarket loyalty reward card database.
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(http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs42/f/2009/075/f/f/Teletubbie_by_trejoeeee.jpg)
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That's not a particuarlly big truck.
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but it does keep lions out.
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*whoosh*
that was the joke flying over your head
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(http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/twilight_comic.jpg)
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(http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/8697/howdareyou.jpg)
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see how many bands you can spot
(http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/72_hidden_bands.jpg)
There are 72
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OK, who wants to type up the entire written works of humanity, in every language? That would be fun
Bands: Gorillaz, Pet Shop Boys, Scissor Sisters, Sex Pistols, Queen, Led Zeppelin, Guns N Roses...
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Smashing Pumpkins, Cake, Hole, White Snake, Matchbox 20, Spoon, Garbage, Black Flag, B-52's, Eagles, Pixies, The Beach Boys, Rolling Stones, Nine Inch Nails, Dead Kennedys, King Crimson, Scorpions...
The bag next to the pumpkins might represent Cranberries? Blurry guy might be Blur.
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Oasis, maybe?
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Alice in Chains, Spoon, Jefferson Airplane (maybe)...
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Rolling stones. Oh wait, Vendetta got that one already.
Radiohead, Blur, Eels?, 50 cent
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(http://zwrk.net/junk/comics/nextwave.meat.big.jpg)
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dinosaur jr
cornershop
ratt
garbage
cowboy junkies
blur
alice in chains
black crowes
beach boys
talking heads
eagles
spoon
hole
4 non-blondes
phish
9 inch nails
eels
cake
scorpions
postal service
white zombie
dead kennedys
seal
korn
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OMG Scarred, 2 friggin thumbs up for posting a NEXTWAVE comic... it is hilarious stuff, I love it!
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(I posted that same comic ages ago)
(D:)
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v249/carnivorax/CryAboutIt.jpg)
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Green Day, KISS, Deep Purple, Jane's Addiction, The Cars, Cypress Hill, Blondie, Twisted Sister?, Skinny Puppy, Blues Brothers?, Crowded House (As opposed to Bloc Party)?
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Gonna need some burnsauce in here.
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(http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/22959_0e2719e558afc6bb9e7cbd0ba29357ac.gif)
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Wikipedia transcription of Ludacris music videos (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Splash_Waterfalls#Music_video)
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(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/137460-1/Forklift_collapse.gif)
D:
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(Forklift .gif)
D:
Good Lord. Something like that, how do you live it down?
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He may not have.
I am NOT cleaning up that mess.
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Pointless? (http://www.searchemo.com)
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That just looks like google with a emo theme.
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Correction: It IS Google with an emo theme.
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That really isn't a correction, just a reiteration.
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no, you said it looks like that, and he said it is that. You don't understand the grammatical difference there? because it's pretty key
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(http://dallasdude05.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/jazz-hands.jpg)
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That forklift thing, wasn't that in a Russian warehouse, and weren't those crates full of vodka?
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Iron Maiden
One tree hill (though I am unsure about that one)
Madonna
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There's a pattern to how the numbers will work:
Take any two digit number. For example, 28.
Subtract the second digit: you will get a multiple of ten. Here, 20
The first digit will be the number/10. We can call this digit X. Here x=2.
That makes your current number (the two digit number minus the second digit) 10x. (20 again)
Subtracting x from 10x yields 9x. (18)
All of the multiples of 9 are the same gift.
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Here's the math thing:
There's a pattern to how the numbers will work:
Take any two digit number. For example, 28.
Subtract the second digit: you will get a multiple of ten. Here, 20
The first digit will be the number/10. We can call this digit X. Here x=2.
That makes your current number (the two digit number minus the second digit) 10x. (20 again)
Subtracting x from 10x yields 9x. (18)
All of the multiples of 9 are the same gift.
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(http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/7927/deletionold.gif)
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haha yeah someone posted the H.A.T.E. drug one earlier. My favorite has to be the drop bears.
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I wish he would do another Nextwave, maybe now that he's done with Planetary
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(http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/6808/tuemay08131455cdt200720gj1.jpg)
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I wish he would do another Nextwave, maybe now that he's done with Planetary
The last issue of Planetary was released three years after the issue before it so I'm pretty sure that's not going to be the case. I'm sure I read somewhere that he wanted to come back to it eventually as a limited series or something.
From what I've read on his blog recently he's going to be focusing on scripts and whatnots for his movies for the next year.
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(http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa219/livbarrob/info-turnermt.png)
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Somebody clearly has too much time on his/her hands.
I'm also surprised that there's a dot over DC. We have the Nationals, which are not a major league team...
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(http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa219/livbarrob/info-indians.png)
And for anyone who wants to see the site which contains silly amounts of these:
http://www.flipflopflyin.com/flipflopflyball/index.html (http://www.flipflopflyin.com/flipflopflyball/index.html)
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I'm also surprised that there's a dot over DC. We have the Nationals, which are not a major league team...
I thought they were a National League team? Used to be the Montreal Expos.
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Yeah, but their record describes them as not really being in the major leagues. They may play against major league teams, but they're not actually a major league team.
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(http://www.flipflopflyin.com/flipflopflyball/info-wuvsestreet2.png)
Amazing
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For some reason it amuses me no end that Patti Scialfa is the catcher
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The fact that Ol' Dirty Bastard is responsible for Wu Tang's 1 error is the opposite of surprising. Especially since he is dead.
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On the other hand, that makes his one hit pretty impressive.
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According to wiki his last hit was 2003's "Welcome Home" featuring Nicole Wray
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I just realised the News Box was empty.
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Oh god, it's the end of times. Say goodbye to your love ones.
(http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/1104/rocksu.jpg)
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Fuck Christmas! (http://www.fuckchristmas.org/)
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Oh so it turns out that the guy who does all those Baseball Infographics is some kind of insane hypergenius (http://www.flipflopflyin.com/index.html)
(incidentally, I think Lollipops (http://www.flipflopflyin.com/lollipops/index.html) should be the next avatar meme)
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Seconded
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Thirded.
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schwarzenegger's website (http://www.schwarzenegger.com/)
(http://www.schwarzenegger.com/images/top_story.jpg)
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(incidentally, I think Lollipops (http://www.flipflopflyin.com/lollipops/index.html) should be the next avatar meme)
Dude on the right of the Velvet Underground looks like Murderface so much.
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Look ma, I'm fitting in.
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white background make me miserable now
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Oh so it turns out that the guy who does all those Baseball Infographics is some kind of insane hypergenius (http://www.flipflopflyin.com/index.html)
(incidentally, I think Lollipops (http://www.flipflopflyin.com/lollipops/index.html) should be the next avatar meme)
Doveyyyyy I was going to take him!
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(http://cassland.org/images/TSM_200m_marks.jpg)
Yes, the UK's Traffic Signs Manual requires that roadworks warning signs are placed at 200m intervals, and requires that the signs contain indications in multiples of 200 yards.
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white background make me miserable now
here you go
(http://img686.imageshack.us/img686/4457/asldfml.gif)
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(http://www.baconbabble.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/eagle-fox450.jpg)
Now that's a bad day.
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Yes, the UK's Traffic Signs Manual requires that roadworks warning signs are placed at 200m intervals, and requires that the signs contain indications in multiples of 200 yards.
Great Britain, the land of uncommon sense! I'm glad I know this now though - I have no idea how long a yard is.
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About 3 feet.
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(http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/6505/flashback.png)
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(http://www.freewebs.com/yvraith/Ultramarine%20Painting.jpg)
For Jace.
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I have no idea how long a yard is.
Not the same as a metre... (about 10% less, like this text if your browser plays ball)
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Yaaaay new avatar yaaaaay
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Now that's a bad day.
Those birds are insane. They are hellsa strong and super smart.
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I spent waaay too much time trying to figure out who each lollipop is supposed to be before I noticed the image names.
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(http://pophangover.com/wp-content/uploads/lamebook-twi.jpg)
lolz
Twilight double-header!!
(http://img.moronail.net/img/4/8/2248.jpg)
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[ultramarine painting ultramarines]
For Jace.
Cor blimey! I hope the big one is bigger than the standard 40k models, but I can't really tell the scale.
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It looks to me as though the big model is standard 40k size simply because that'd be easier to model, might be Inquisitor scale though.
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That's what I was thinking from all the detail, but there are some crazy good painters out there (I am definitely not one, my guys don't even have well-defined facial features).
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haha at the twilight prank of the drunk dude. and the moms one is too true.
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white background make me miserable now
Yeah, I changed it this morning before going to school, I should get rid of it a bit later.
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Savior Of A Generation (http://www.tackfilm.se/en/?id=1259625431054RA49)
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can't....stop....laughing...
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(http://www.flipflopflyin.com/minipops/mp_slint.gif)
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Is that Spiderland?
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(http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/7927/deletionold.gif)
(http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/5769/likeh.jpg)
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Savior Of A Generation (http://www.tackfilm.se/en/?id=1259625431054RA49)
oh my fucking god
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Savior Of A Generation (http://www.tackfilm.se/en/?id=1259625431054RA49)
I liked the Hal Jordan one better
(http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/8451/jokerandrachel.jpg)
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A night well spent spamming Mystery Google trying to get the narwhal some friends.
(http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w274/Yakob42/UnicornNarwhal.jpg)
(http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w274/Yakob42/narwhal.jpg)
(http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w274/Yakob42/horn.jpg)
(http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w274/Yakob42/narwhalandcapybara.jpg)
(http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w274/Yakob42/VikingBefriendingNarwhal.jpg)
(http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w274/Yakob42/wut.jpg)
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(http://www.hermans-plaatjes.nl/pcfunani/pcfun64/pcfun3459876%20(16).gif)
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(http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/2906/narcapybara.jpg)
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(http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/cute_kitten.gif)
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:O
^_^
Doveyyyyy I was going to take him!
Snooooooze you loooooooose (you could still take the older EC... (http://www.flipflopflyin.com/lollipops/lolli_elviscostello2.png))
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(http://i35.tinypic.com/wrxhs6.jpg)
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Damn. It's awesome .gif day in the pointless thread!
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Awwwwww that kitten is the cutest thing ever!
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(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ef/Albrecht_von_waldstein.jpg)?
(fun fact: this is by Anthony van Dyck)
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It's a stick for beating his wife with, that's why it's wider than his thumb.
Pumpking Piglings:
http://www.dailypets.co.uk/2008/11/12/miniature-pumpkin-piglets/ (http://www.dailypets.co.uk/2008/11/12/miniature-pumpkin-piglets/)
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I think it's wrong to name pets after the side-dishes they would taste delicious with.
In other news:
THE WORLD IS BURNING (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ci0pPDtZj8U&feature=player_embedded)
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(http://www.dailypets.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/willows-pigs2.jpg)
But they look like they are hatching for the pumpkin....
(Pork & Pumpkin, Hummmmm, that would be delicious)
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Welp, looks like I'm cooking porkchops and buttered squash tonight. Sometimes I feel like one of Pavlov's dogs.
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steve wozniak uses a hacked iphone (http://www.appleharmony.com/steve-wozniak-uses-a-hacked-iphone-video)
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Why did the chicken cross the road? (http://www.infiltec.com/j-chick2.htm)
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(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_bdQdS-kzyI4/SnOD2IiGU5I/AAAAAAAAAlE/kunb11jTftg/s400/Ignition+City+04+Sciene+Will+Fuck+You.jpg)
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(http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/6284/spidermanu.jpg)
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(http://bunnywarez.com/catalog/images/jammiezGroup.jpg) (http://bunnywarez.com/catalog/)
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(http://www.cheerupemokid.net/comic/2009-11-27_the-joke-is-butterflies-2.png)
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(http://www.cheerupemokid.net/comic/2009-11-27_the-joke-is-butterflies-2.png)
lol
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The image is right above you man. Right there, right next to your comment.
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Please don't quote large images like that, it's generally frowned upon here. Thankyou.
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i gotta say I always thought that if I was spider man I would do something like that.
oh and the schoolkid comic with the butterflies was just pure awesome.
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kinda cool, like they are getting ready for a flash mob or something. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CYDxuwzUyA&feature=related)
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(http://www.calamitiesofnature.com/archive/303.jpg)
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Next step. (http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/home/science/Now-vodka-that-comes-in-a-pill/articleshow/5282435.cms)
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An interesting Facebook group. (http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=19754181912)
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Joined
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Do the Sex Offender Shuffle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfCYZ3pks48)
Laura Hughes can sex offend me any time.
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(http://i49.tinypic.com/nch4jr.gif)
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I have been watching that loop for five minutes and I cannot come up with a plausible context.
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The child was attempting and failing to read a book to his classmates. The teacher wasn't there, so they got pissed off and threw all their bags at him.
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(http://www.itworld.com/sites/default/files/u45/24-pitney-bowes-postage-meter.jpg)
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(http://baxterking.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/20090828145109.jpg)
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Christopher Walked performs "Poker Face" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2guQYivZ6w)
This might be a repost but I seriously haven't laughed this hard in a while.
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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
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(http://img686.imageshack.us/img686/9817/troopers.jpg)
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Now I'm sort of wondering why I haven't seen Daft Punk stormtroopers before.
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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken
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Daft Troopers
Oh, hello new avatar.
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(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n279/terrafan02/DSC00585.jpg)
That is in the store that I work at.
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S' biggun. I really hope somone quotes it & adds something super insightful like "LOL"
(http://www.zwixy.com/funny/288475940starwars.jpg)
PS: I want to work where you work.
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Hey! Who wants some handmade items!
NSFW
(http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/8040/dinok.png)
(http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/9291/vagpainting.jpg)
And more at!
http://www.regretsy.com/
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(http://www.comicbookresources.com/assets/images/articles/1259788313.jpg)
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That is wonderful.
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(http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/5645/mitea.jpg)
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(http://img686.imageshack.us/img686/2254/linkrupees.gif)
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Reminds me of this (http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2003/3/21/) comic.
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(http://www.pvponline.com/comics/pvp20091203.png)
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Looks like KC Green.
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Reminds me of this (http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2003/3/21/) comic.
Fun fact: I'm pretty sure that was actually the very first Penny Arcade strip I ever read. Almost seven years ago now, Jesus.
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obama unmasking pic
i dont get it...
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Looks like KC Green.
Its a PVPonline strip featuring a KC Green strip as a sort of guest appearance.
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ohh I see
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obama unmasking pic
i dont get it...
Funny thing is that it's still wondeful even when it's explained but I'm not going to.
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(It's Barak Obama supposedly revealed as a villain in a Buffy comic (http://www.comicbookresources.com/?page=article&id=23906). Ewwwww Buffy comics.)
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My money's still on Harth. (http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/3/35891/791138-harth_fray_large.jpg)
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(http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/zebra_for_the_palestinian_zoo.jpg)
(http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/wind_turbine.jpg)
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Reminds me of the first episode of Brass Eye with the cow in the cannon.
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Remember school dances? I hope this is not what you remember. (http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/school_dances_sure_have_changed)
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oh my.
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watching that for the short time i did made me feel like a pedofile
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A lesson here for us all (http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/a_well_stocked_kitchen_will_get_you_womenlol)
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(http://www.dieselsweeties.com/hstrips/0/2/3/8/02385.png)
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Oh my, that image is true.
And the school dance... wow.
That is in the store that I work at.
Sorry if I sound ignorant... But what is that?
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That is in the store that I work at.
Sorry if I sound ignorant... But what is that?
I don't know what it is, but it looks like a proton pack.
EDIT: It is a proton pack.
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Oh thank you! I knew I saw that thing somewhere :-D
Great avatar btw.
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My money's still on Harth. (http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/3/35891/791138-harth_fray_large.jpg)
From what I hear it may be evil Giles or something. Supposedly, upon magnification, the character has curly hair and glasses.
(http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/5469/ultimateskrull1.jpg)
(http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/7456/ultimateskrull2.jpg)
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That seems like a massive oversight on the part of that green fellow.
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Oh thank you! I knew I saw that thing somewhere :-D
Great avatar btw.
Thanks! :-)
(http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/th.a11e7b26a5.jpg) (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/image.php?a11e7b26a5.jpg) (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/th.b109db2071.jpg) (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/image.php?b109db2071.jpg) (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/th.53438edceb.jpg) (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/image.php?53438edceb.jpg) (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/th.89dd76aa57.jpg) (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/image.php?89dd76aa57.jpg) (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/th.555e98729e.jpg) (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/image.php?555e98729e.jpg) (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/th.2bd862571b.jpg) (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/image.php?2bd862571b.jpg)
Damn pictures.
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(http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/celebrity-pictures-cookie-monster-stop-anytime.jpg)
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(http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/566/starwarstrek.th.jpg) (http://img687.imageshack.us/i/starwarstrek.jpg/)
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(http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/9812/nomorenoir.th.jpg) (http://img217.imageshack.us/my.php?image=nomorenoir.jpg)
No More Noir
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A lesson here for us all (http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/a_well_stocked_kitchen_will_get_you_womenlol)
I am genuinely surprised by how entertaining that got as it went on. I guess Be Prepared isn't just the Boy Scout motto.
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(http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/9812/nomorenoir.th.jpg) (http://img217.imageshack.us/my.php?image=nomorenoir.jpg)
No More Noir
Wow that looks just like the old beat up junked car that used to be in the back woods of my parent's house.
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Mr. Chi City is golden. I don't think he's ever failed to entertain me. The whole three-part saga of his parking ticket is excellent
A man receives a parking ticket and gets mad on the internet about it (with diagrams) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcRWADEln80&feature=player_embedded)
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Modern day halloween costume.
(http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs037.snc3/12435_344595315360_615205360_9780932_1945130_n.jpg)
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Mmm, Nora Batty. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K3r9tOzeRs&feature=related)
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Modern day halloween costume.
I Think someone on the forum did a youtube one.
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Funniest dog video Evar!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzaoNEG6P4U&feature=player_embedded
at least i think its pretty dang funny.
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That's not a dog.
That's a dawwwwwwwwg.
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High-lerious (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KcGNF0Is4U&feature=player_embedded)
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(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_OQyjJkoGC9Q/R4YY9KJVgGI/AAAAAAAAByk/Xx-RNchRM78/s1600/hlt80s.jpg)
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Not to be a pedant but that Rubik's Cube is not accurate (unless that comic is newer than I think)
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(http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/celebrity-pictures-cookie-monster-stop-anytime.jpg)
nope
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(http://imgur.com/yZz1f.jpg)
Bear Chair. Chair Bear.
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I want one made out of a care bear.
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This shit has just gone too far (http://laughingsquid.com/groom-updates-facebook-twitter-at-the-alter-while-getting-married/)
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(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/7/2009/12/500x_500x480.jpg)
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Swine-flu was engineered to spread terrorist fist bumps! (and perverted non-utilitarian sex)
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Please explain, using diagrams where necessary, how reverse cowgirl is non-utilitarian.
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(http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/1465/luthor1.jpg)
(http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/9690/luthor2.jpg)
(http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/6837/luthor3.jpg)
(http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/8826/luthor4.jpg)
(http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/466/luthor5.jpg)
(http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/3928/luthor6.jpg)
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First the cakes, now this.
What a cunt.
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It's why the 80's Luthor is the best Luthor
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First the cakes, now this.
What a cunt.
Dude wasn't even careful with the cakes. He lost one running away.
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It's why the 80's Luthor is the best Luthor
I missed out on that Lex Luthor! He was a true villain.
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It was more innocent time. Back then no one knew a kryptonite ring would give you cancer. Sure there were rumors, but you could wear one indoors and no one would say a word. Not like today.
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You mangled fat-kidneyed haggard (http://www.sam-i-am.com/play/5k/expletives/index.html)
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(http://ui03.gamespot.com/2370/happymoon_2.jpg)
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A lesson here for us all (http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/a_well_stocked_kitchen_will_get_you_womenlol)
I'm going to go to that place and drink all that fuckin' kool aid.
The epilogue made that worth it.
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(http://filesmelt.com/downloader/Phantasmal_four.jpg)
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The epilogue made that worth it.
I agree. My favorite Mr. Chi City is the one where there is a bug in his apartment in the suburbs.
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A ROCKET! A ROCKET! YES! WITH HUGE WINGS! AND COMFORTABLE CHAIRS! (http://vimeo.com/5225011)
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http://www.metalinjection.net/tv/view/4125/
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The best Christmas song (http://video.telegraph.co.uk/services/player/bcpid1529569286?bctid=5524339001)
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(http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/1367/bendisisloose.jpg)
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I've never understood people's gripe with Bendis and his long dialogues. I want comics worth reading, goddamnit.
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He just goes on and on. One issue has them repeating each other for a good few pages.
(http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/2972/flapjackmegaman.jpg)
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(http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/th.b607219f27.jpg) (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/image.php?b607219f27.jpg)
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Bluekitty, you are my new favorite person in the entire world.
WHAAAT IS GOING ON HERE
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(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/140022-2/Sneezes_head.gif)
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(http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/2005/catscoot.gif)
"Please help me"
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(http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs50/f/2009/332/6/3/L4D2_Buss_ride_by_ShwigityShwonShwei.png)
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(http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/1056/beserious.jpg)
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(Batman)
Is this from the same book as the "Lex Luthor stole 40 cakes" thing?
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probably
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(http://grainedit.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/vintagetravelposter-6.jpg)
I will certainly ride this plane.
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I've never understood people's gripe with Bendis and his long dialogues. I want comics worth reading, goddamnit.
At my library's Christmas party the cataloging lady let me know that she thought graphic novels were for illiterate people. (I had just bought some including V for Vendetta)
(http://www.ryanabegglen.com/images/art/gerald.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/uIHh7.jpg)
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(http://www.bamkapow.com/bk_images/2009/04/23/dark-knight-family-friendly.jpg)
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Bonus comic: Read only the left side, downwards.
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Yeah, it's much better if you read it that way.
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(http://www.uberpix.net/wp-content/main/2009_07/hello-there-kind-sir.jpg)
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(http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/9356/oswaldandmickey.jpg)
(http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/2668/piggybarda.jpg)
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(http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/5826/jpeg.jpg)
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(http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/fuck_yeah1.jpg)
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Google China and Google UK are totally the same. (http://www.dump.com/2009/11/25/spot-the-difference/)
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(http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/emo_fail1.jpg)
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Google China and Google UK are totally the same. (http://www.dump.com/2009/11/25/spot-the-difference/)
That is disgusting.
:x
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(http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/6/30/633819426637850255-asecondcoldwar.jpg)
(http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/9926/motivator6650984.jpg)
(http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/9/20/633890403768876870-cleavage.jpg)
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(http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l95/third3y3/2.jpg)
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(http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/1097/upwolverine.jpg)
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Fantastic.
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This is even funnier when you know that Charles Aznavour was the voice of that character in the french translation of Up.
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(http://www.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/bagel0.jpg)
Mobius Strip Bagel?
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How long can you last (http://addictordie.com/games/cursorinvisible.php) the best I've done so far was 159
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Bahhhh 191 and then my browser froze up for a second and it threw me off.
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207, oh yeah
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389 second try.
You guys suck at this.
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You don't suck unless you score 7 (like me).
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You don't suck unless you score 7 (like me).
Bitch, i got 4.
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(http://www.firmanproductions.com/comics/2009-12-07-323-Rumble-Dry.gif)
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http://www.sketchysantas.com/ (http://www.sketchysantas.com/)
What is says. Woo Christmas! (read that last bit in a monotone & you're there.)
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Fancy Santas, fuck 'em. (http://andrewhussie.blogspot.com/2008/12/fancy-santas-are-stupid-imposters.html)
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(http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7267/marmaduke.jpg)
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HE'S RIDING A MUTHAR FLIPPIN' POLAR BEAR!
(http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scraps/blog/fancysanta5.jpg)
(I think I love fancy santa's)
Also "You know your a redneck've been unemployed too long when you click on this link:
http://nottingham.gumtree.com/nottingham/82/50626482.html (http://nottingham.gumtree.com/nottingham/82/50626482.html)
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(http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/6933/piranhagun.png)
Also, The Beatles in the year 3000 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Z2vU8M6CYI)
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that pirahna plant... gun thing, I guess? inspired me to ask my roommate to try and make a pirahna plant in LittleBigPlanet. He's working on it as I type this (fingers crossed he makes a good one).
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its the plants from Super Mario Brothers
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http://www.conservapedia.com/Homosexuality_in_Nazi_Germany
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FuuuuuuuuuuuuuckwhydidIclickonthatlink
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hacking real life (http://sugru.com/)
pantsless in the subway (http://improveverywhere.com/missions/the-no-pants-subway-ride/)
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its the plants from Super Mario Brothers
I knew that, it's the piranha plant, but I think that picture specifically is supposed to maybe be a gun of somesort, since it's from "pimpmygun.doctornoob.com"
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hacking real life (http://sugru.com/)
Whoa. I'm reserving judgment until I can try this for myself, but it looks like it has the potential to be one of the coolest and most utile things in modern history. I think I want some.
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its the plants from Super Mario Brothers
"pimpmygun.doctornoob.com"
15 or so pages back we went wild with that site making guns that had more barrels than even Leifeld could draw.
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http://www.conservapedia.com/Homosexuality_in_Nazi_Germany
There is no way that is not satire.
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Also it was high-ranking Jews in the Nazi party that decided to set up the concentration camps, to keep the Jews safe. All of this pinko liberal terrorist traitor holocaust bullshit makes me sick!
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hacking real life (http://sugru.com/)
The 'theme' being presented here ties into something that I feel very strongly about. Fixing and improving your own shit.
I suspect that most of us who have parents older than 60 grew up around a Dad who could fix everything. And if not Dad, Grandpa sure as hell could. I know that I can count on one hand the number of times I saw one of my parent's cars ever go to a mechanic, but I have completely lost count of how many trips I made to the local auto parts store with the old man so that he could find a part to fix something himself. I've also lost count of how many wrenches I've handed him, paint brushes I cleaned, and hours spent in hardware stores looking at lumber.
What happened to being self sufficient? What happened to not being afraid to work on something yourself? A couple of years ago my air conditioner broke. I did some googling, asked a couple questions, and then took the damn thing apart. Luckily, it was an easy to identify fix that cost me about eleven bucks for the part. The worst part of the whole thing was I had to go to five or six different places in town to find a capacitor the right size. Saved me at least $150 by not having to call a repair man. When I went to work and got asked what I had been doing, mentioning that I fixed my own A/C drew absolutely shocked looks followed by "How did you know what to do?"
Answering "I just figured it out" got even more amazement. You'd think I had mentioned that I invented perpetual motion. Same reaction when I mention that I build things in my garage, or that I make my own electronics.
Have we become so service dependent as a society that we've lost the critical thinking skills to 'hack' our environments? If so, I'm sad for society. I really am.
Please go back to the pointless thread now, I just had to get that out.
edit: Grammar and typo fix
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I always try to be able to rely on myself to fix or make things, but you can't expect the same from most people. We live in a service society because we trade the knowledge on how an extremely wide variety of how things work and the skills to fix them for being able to pay someone to do it for us so that we can focus on other things. Their reaction is pretty sad though.
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Helmet? Can I Marry you?
I value this above all other traits in men (except one other I won't mention here). I live with someone who between him and his Dad built the house from inside (I mean re-did non structural walls & the central heating & electronics & Kitchen & such) The boiler breaking the other week is the first time they have called a professional.
I'm get similar looks of amazement for stitching up a jumper or darning my socks from women I work with "But they're only £1 in primark...."
(This to me is scarier as it's REALLY easy)
So, back to being pointless....
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I really need to learn how to darn. All of my socks and jumper and t-shirts have holes!
I have given it a go and it always falls apart, and my mum has tried to teach me but she tends to just go 'look' and pokes the needle through and then suddenly it's done.
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It seems logical to me that the shift from fixing to getting others to fix things may have occurred when technology became so intricate so quickly. Like, the people that had been fixing their cars for years may have kept up to date on cars and their structure, but the advent of computers and their perceived complexity and impenetrability led to these same people throwing in the towel when their computer's motherboard broke. This led to fewer role models and so not many young people learned the habit of fixing things themselves. That's really only a guess, though, and it might be completely off.
That said, I've grown up completely in the era of computers and find myself fixing everything of mine too, from my guitars to the soundsystem where I work to (contradictory to what my earlier conjecture posits) my computers.
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what the heck is darning?
is that, like, a kid-friendly way of condemning a sock to an eternity in Hell?
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And now, blasphemous sock, I darn thee!
Lament thy fate and repent, ye sinful garment!
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Tentacle Grape (http://www.tentaclegrape.com/)
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Balls, it was the rapid and expansive proliferation of computer technology that lead many people into thinking that they're magic boxes that need a wizard to fix them. How many people could fix a car before the Model T was introduced? Not many, because not many people had a car. Likewise, computer technology has only become so affordable in recent years that it's being introduced to lower-income households where people will need to fix their own computers, or get someone in their friends and family that know how to do it for them. And savvy people can even build their own computers*, or hack together stuff because it's so cheap (http://www.coolcomponents.co.uk/catalog/index.php?cPath=50&osCsid=07a9f7092f2002423b592fba2c1a6c74) to get the parts now.
*mine cost, using spares and new parts, £120 and will be £180 when I get round to buying a video card, but it's more than serviceable at the moment.
Maybe I've been reading too much Doctorow recently.
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That's nonsense. In the early '80s, almost everyone who had a computer was by definition someone capable of fixing it. Now that the computer is less an expensive niche item and more an inexpensive commodity, folks are far more likely to toss it rather than trying to fix it.
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I fix most of my own computer problems because I know way more than even most computer techs about how computers work, but otherwise I'm hard pressed to even think of anything else I own that's even needed fixing. I mean, I don't have a car, and I don't own a home... I guess I'm fairly handy at building stuff, like installing fixtures and assembling ikea furniture, but that barely counts.
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I fix drinks.*
*Damn good drinks.
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The Octopus Jig (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Smy59KYa_4&feature=player_embedded)
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I fix drinks.*
*Damn good drinks.
Me too!
Fixing my motorcycle is easy. It's 30 years old. Everything in it is mechanical and therefore easy to repair. Fixing my car is harder. It's less than a year old. The complexity is far greater. I mean, sure there are mechanical parts, but a lot of the tolerances are tighter, and therefore more difficult to address with just a wrench and a hammer. Also, the rise in urban living has reduced the number of people who have a shed/garage in which to accomplish these repairs.
Now, I've fixed computers and electronics other electronics (as long as nothing on the etched parts of the circuit board was wrong), and I've built pieces of furniture that I needed but didn't exist any more. When my upright bass encountered a problem, I left it to the professional, because he had years more experience than I and that piece of equipment was my livelihood. It needed to be repaired correctly, because again the tolerances needed to be tight.
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I'm not saying you can fix a processor (no-one can do that) but there's no reason you can't replace it (or make one, although only for fun/education). Just like how you probably couldn't make your own piston but you could probably replace the brake pads or something.
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You don't have to tell me that. I haven't replaced a processor (haven't needed to), but I've built my computer, and my next project for my bike is actually replacing the front brake pads. The problem with fixing my bike is that I don't have a convenient place to do my work (I live in an apartment building).
Also, making a processor? Starting with just transistors, resistors, wiring and breadboard? There's no way I would want to do that. I've made moderately complicated circuits and those took a long time. I don't even want to think about having to build each logic gate, followed by stringing them together into something that would actually do something reasonable.
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http://hackaday.com/2009/10/30/processor-built-with-transistor-transistor-logic/
But more excitingly:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QS4RKoRyTik&feature=player_embedded
And less excitingly and less nerdily:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5lksMvmqQc&feature=player_embedded
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That's lame. I was actually hoping that the processor would be built out of transistors rather than whole logic gates. I still wouldn't want to assemble and route the wires for that, though.
ETA: It's been a while, but those logic tables will probably result in nightmares tonight.
Also, on the soldering. DUDE! Awesome!
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(http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/1286/daphneandvelma.jpg)
(http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/166/daphneandvelma2.jpg)
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Jesus they've finally made something worse/better than Left 4 Dead porn.
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Ed Edd & Eddy fanart where edd and eddy hook up. (http://unamourvrai.deviantart.com/gallery/)
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:[
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scooby
I love Fred's expression in panel two. "Well I might as well!"
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scoopy doo.
In first picture take look at Daphne's hands those are mans hands!
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One of my first thought upon seeing that pic was "can't see their faces and they are wearing wigs they could just as easily be dudes and we'd never know"
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Velma's hands in panel 2 look like a dude's as well.
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Also she's wearing a wedding ring (what haven't we been told)
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WAITAMINUTE
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y120/jhocking/ruhohscooby.jpg)
WHATS THIS
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y120/jhocking/ruhohscooby-1.png)
ROH NO
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y120/jhocking/rohno.png)
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MYSTERY SOLVED
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A big reason why people now cant fix their own cars compared to before. Take a look under the bonnet of a modern car, now look at one from 50 years ago. Bit of a diffrence, quite a bit more going on under the hood of a car these days.
But yeah pointless crap:
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/AvatheGreat/POINTLESS.png)
Ooo you see the irony there?
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(Horny Velma & Daphne, Voyeur Fred)
From a tottaly different thread;
No, in the worst case scenario a cat rips it to shreds before you even have a chance to unroll it fully.
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Corduroy skirts are a sin! (http://thefbomb.org/2009/11/corduroy-skirts-are-a-sin/)
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Ed Edd & Eddy fanart where edd and eddy hook up. (http://unamourvrai.deviantart.com/gallery/)
It's more likely then you think. Most of the fan art I see is of one of the male cast hooking up with another male cast member
And I think the overall consensus from where I got the pictures is that they are two dudes going as Daphne and Velma.
(http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/4805/jews1.jpg)
(http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/7681/jews2.jpg)
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A big reason why people now cant fix their own cars compared to before. Take a look under the bonnet of a modern car, now look at one from 50 years ago. Bit of a diffrence, quite a bit more going on under the hood of a car these days.
Actually the biggest difference is that you can actually see anything in an old car. I open up my mum's new Mazda and theres pretty much another bonnet under there. Everything's covered and shielded. It took me ten minutes to even find the damn battery. They're actively trying to make cars magic boxes that turn money into movement.
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I offer people at the train station waiting for taxis piggy back rides home but they seem reluctant.
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I sewed up my torn shirt pocket the other day.
And when my Dreamcast broke I soldered in a new resistor on the control board.
I just wanted to throw that in.
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Corduroy skirts are a sin! (http://thefbomb.org/2009/11/corduroy-skirts-are-a-sin/)
Haha awesome.
When asked about the students protesting against them, Jim stated, “”We have free speech in this country, but you don’t have the freedom to not be offended.”
This is priceless.
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"you don't have the freedom to not be offended" ? ? ?
Maybe it's just too early in the morning, but I have no idea what that's supposed to mean.
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You don't understand because you're a bigot.
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You don't understand because you're a bigot.
(http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/55a33dd730.jpg) (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)
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(http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/ilove/years/1966/images/tildeath173.jpg)
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Can we get to a new page soon so I can delete that shit from my photobucket?
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And here I was kinda hoping it would be your new profile picture. Not the whole thing, mind you, just the groinal area.
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"you don't have the freedom to not be offended" ? ? ?
Maybe it's just too early in the morning, but I have no idea what that's supposed to mean.
People in this country pretty much say what they want, and claim freedom of speech. That's fine, if properly used. But it seems there are more and more things people aren't supposed to say for fear of offending some group. You can't have it both ways. No one guaranteed you that you'll never be offended by something someone else says.
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Avoid it (http://www.lawlolawl.com/blog/just-avoid-it/)
I did it once and only got up to 11529
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I really want to see this movie now. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBatYO_9Yg0)
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Wow.
I wish I had seen that back in college when I was producing stuff. I totally would had gotten a greenscreen skit about a similar situation.
Here is something pointless...
(http://i48.tinypic.com/2r6lbvm.jpg)
Eh why not...
(http://i516.photobucket.com/albums/u330/Dreamcastguy/eg2kJ.jpg)
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(http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs48/f/2009/165/8/4/Sparkles_by_MattTheSamurai.gif)
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Dude. Rad.
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Can we get to a new page soon so I can delete that shit from my photobucket?
Just use http://www.freeimagehosting.net/ (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)?
(http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/th.47daa2134a.jpg) (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/image.php?47daa2134a.jpg) (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/th.a83aa8cf43.jpg) (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/image.php?a83aa8cf43.jpg) (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/th.aba1bad32a.jpg) (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/image.php?aba1bad32a.jpg)
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Dude. Rad.
Totally Gnarly
Edit: Broooo pagebreak
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(http://theinternetisterrible.com/wp-content/things/1210206816372.jpg)
(http://theinternetisterrible.com/wp-content/things/bigboy.jpg)
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(http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/3069/prettyponies.jpg)
(http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/2269/prettyponies2.jpg)
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Girl Spock on the last page is attractive to a redonk degree.
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(My Pretty Horsies!!)
"My Pretty Kelpies!! OH WAIT SHI-"
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(http://filesmelt.com/downloader/pugwhileyoupugwhenyoupug.png)
Yo Dawg
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oh god why am I laughing
oh right, I was addicted to WoW for 2 years
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I thought we stopped doing really tiny text
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I'm so behind the times
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I thought we stopped doing really tiny text
We're going retro
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Cool because I've been really itching to bring back Name,
EDIT for funny:
(http://www.metalsucks.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/metalrecycling.jpg)
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I've never understood Name,
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Girl Spock on the last page is attractive to a redonk degree.
that is logical.
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Pretty Pointless. (http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2009/12/jessica-simpson-and-billy-corgan-actually-dating/)
Don't know whether it is old news to you people but it was news to me!
Also: laughed REALLY loud at the lighthouse/US navy thing. Thanks!
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Wow.
(http://i516.photobucket.com/albums/u330/Dreamcastguy/eg2kJ.jpg)
does any one know who that girl is?
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Tentacle Grape (http://www.tentaclegrape.com/)
I am so going to buy that.
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does any one know who that girl is?
Way to bring the 4chan.
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Nixon-core (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuZ59CUBkwY)
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Never less happy with being dutch than just now after seeing De Mosselman.
Oh, and by the way:
http://www.nuvideo.nl/opmerkelijk/33446/japanse-zoo-doet-grootste-knaagdier-in-bad.html
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Jumpstyle!
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(http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/17/1235588009756.gif)
(http://i520.photobucket.com/albums/w322/stupidcalgary/cat-runs-on-slide.gif)
(http://i30.tinypic.com/2uqm5q9.gif)
(http://91.121.132.199/gifs/14557.gif)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v200/RejectedEmotions/Twilight/Animations/Twilight/2lava55.gif)
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EDIT: There was a really good picture here, I can't make it work. I will try harder.
I like .gif friday, .gif friday = joy x
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does any one know who that girl is?
Way to bring the 4chan.
Here's her blog. http://beforetheymakemerun.tumblr.com/
She posted it on reddit.
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Jumpstyle!
Nuhuh, thats Gabber for you! (also, is it bad that i live in Scheveningen, but am going "But the mosselman lives in Yerseke!"?)
Linedancing for gabbers Jumpstyle is like ten years younger than gabber.
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And both suck ass.
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the universe as it should be... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqC9dS1mGN4&feature=related)
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Well obviously. Though, jumpstyle does suck slightly more due to no weird memories-from-back-in-ye-olde-youth. T is an important difference!
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impotency = inability to get your dick hard
potency = ability to get your dick hard
omnipotency = ability to get as many dicks as you want simultaneously, even if its like, thirty goddamn dicks. If they take your boots off, they'll see the dicks growing from your feet.
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I laughed.
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(http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/3538/colorcopies.jpg)
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The TV Show (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f5bcn_z0Qg)
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Metal Bin Photo
What the hell is Vidro
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http://www.nuvideo.nl/opmerkelijk/33446/japanse-zoo-doet-grootste-knaagdier-in-bad.html
Capybaras think warm water is tasty?
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Bassists (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_X7mMU6Gb0)
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(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/funny-pictures-pirate-cat.jpg)
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Bahtmnanh (http://www.b3ta.com/links/Possibly_the_best_batman_spoof_ever)
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Bassists
That is FANtastic
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Metal Bin Photo
What the hell is Vidro
I'm guessing it's glass.
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not sure where this is from but looks interesting.
(http://www.thatvideogameblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/mars.jpg)
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Here's her blog. http://beforetheymakemerun.tumblr.com/
She posted it on reddit.
Found this on that blog:
(http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kude94yiOb1qat1vao1_500.gif)
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Those would be excellent avatars.
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I've actually got a friend who had a hoodie with that on it.
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It's a threadless design, I am sure of it.
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yup (http://www.threadless.com/product/287/Heroes_In_An_Art_Shell)
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The TV Show (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f5bcn_z0Qg)
Reminds me of that one Royksopp video.
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where da bud at b
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Bahtmnanh (http://www.b3ta.com/links/Possibly_the_best_batman_spoof_ever)
That is so good.
not sure where this is from but looks interesting.
(Cool pic)
Looks like a mix of H. R. Giger and 300
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We'll put on Zeppelin and eat cheddar cheese (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=414TmP12WAU&feature=player_embedded).
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Things bears like (http://www.thingsbearslove.com/)
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Muppets are awesome! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgbNymZ7vqY)
edit to add capybara
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9d/Capybara_baby_bottle.jpg)
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(http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/2108/concentratedlove.jpg)
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Thread over.
(Like honestly we need a new Pointless Thread because this one just peaked)
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(http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/8305/dpccodpiece1.jpg)
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Okay, now the thread can be over.
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The TV Show (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f5bcn_z0Qg)
omg this is an amazing music video
Bahtmnanh (http://www.b3ta.com/links/Possibly_the_best_batman_spoof_ever)
so many awesome videos today
Muppets are awesome! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgbNymZ7vqY)
oh damn another
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Wow the HD muppets video looks incredible. You can see Gonzo's pores!
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(http://www.headinjurytheater.com/images/dpc%20sonar%20cockthrob%20dear%20lord.jpg)
(http://www.headinjurytheater.com/images/dpc%20double%20punch%20no.jpg)
The Codpiece is just a hilariously awful character.
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There's only one way we can save Misty - we've got to catch 'em all. (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/the-escapist-film-festival-2009/1185-Pocket-Monsters)
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(http://img.127001.org/img/calendar.JPG)
Scottish Advent Calendar.
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If you take out 24, 23, and 19 then there's nothing keeping 15 there anymore. Dude should've thought it through a little more.
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Blu tac.
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Pssst McTaggart,
15 comes before 24, 23 and 19.
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(http://flowtv.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/terry-schiavo17.png)
=
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/7/2009/12/340x_weezy.jpg)
?
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(http://emmy.eviltrailmix.com/InternetGifs/andrew_wk.gif)
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Pssst McTaggart,
15 comes before 24, 23 and 19.
I thought the number hidden behing the opened one said "1" and it was counting the other way. Still, 21 and 24 do the same thing.
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(http://emmy.eviltrailmix.com/InternetGifs/andrew_wk.gif)
Oh no! He is not partying hard enough!
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(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/jimmymacpvp/buseys.gif)
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oldie but goldie
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(http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuekw5j2H01qzdubgo1_500.jpg)
(http://www.monster-munch.com/images/BoobieDisguise.jpg)
(http://i46.tinypic.com/akcoyd.jpg)
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(http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/life/images/attachement/jpg/site1/20081222/00221917dec40ab979da03.jpg)
GIS "santa claus bicycle"
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The beginning of a four part series
(http://img686.imageshack.us/img686/3420/robin1.jpg)
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Dorkiest survey ever? (http://www.easydamus.com/character.html) Very possibly.
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Neutral Good Elf Bard (2nd Level)
Ability Scores:
Strength- 13
Dexterity- 13
Constitution- 15
Intelligence- 15
Wisdom- 13
Charisma- 13
Alignment:
Neutral Good- A neutral good character does the best that a good person can do. He is devoted to helping others. He works with kings and magistrates but does not feel beholden to them. Neutral good is the best alignment you can be because it means doing what is good without bias for or against order. However, neutral good can be a dangerous alignment because it advances mediocrity by limiting the actions of the truly capable.
Race:
Elves are known for their poetry, song, and magical arts, but when danger threatens they show great skill with weapons and strategy. Elves can live to be over 700 years old and, by human standards, are slow to make friends and enemies, and even slower to forget them. Elves are slim and stand 4.5 to 5.5 feet tall. They have no facial or body hair, prefer comfortable clothes, and possess unearthly grace. Many others races find them hauntingly beautiful.
Class:
Bards- Bards often serve as negotiators, messengers, scouts, and spies. They love to accompany heroes (and villains) to witness heroic (or villainous) deeds firsthand, since a bard who can tell a story from personal experience earns renown among his fellows. A bard casts arcane spells without any advance preparation, much like a sorcerer. Bards also share some specialized skills with rogues, and their knowledge of item lore is nearly unmatched. A high Charisma score allows a bard to cast high-level spells.
Meh.
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I hate how all these things always make me a goddamn elf. That shit is just not cool.
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Lawful Good Human Wizard (2nd Level)
Ability Scores:
Strength- 13
Dexterity- 12
Constitution- 13
Intelligence- 16
Wisdom- 18
Charisma- 12
Alignment:
Lawful Good- A lawful good character acts as a good person is expected or required to act. He combines a commitment to oppose evil with the discipline to fight relentlessly. He tells the truth, keeps his word, helps those in need, and speaks out against injustice. A lawful good character hates to see the guilty go unpunished. Lawful good is the best alignment you can be because it combines honor and compassion. However, lawful good can be a dangerous alignment because it restricts freedom and criminalizes self-interest.
Race:
Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.
Class:
Wizards- Wizards are arcane spellcasters who depend on intensive study to create their magic. To wizards, magic is not a talent but a difficult, rewarding art. When they are prepared for battle, wizards can use their spells to devastating effect. When caught by surprise, they are vulnerable. The wizard's strength is her spells, everything else is secondary. She learns new spells as she experiments and grows in experience, and she can also learn them from other wizards. In addition, over time a wizard learns to manipulate her spells so they go farther, work better, or are improved in some other way. A wizard can call a familiar- a small, magical, animal companion that serves her. With a high Intelligence, wizards are capable of casting very high levels of spells.
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Chaotic Neutral Human Bard (3rd Level)
Ability Scores:
Strength- 10
Dexterity- 12
Constitution- 11
Intelligence- 12
Wisdom- 12
Charisma- 12
Alignment:
Chaotic Neutral- A chaotic neutral character follows his whims. He is an individualist first and last. He values his own liberty but doesn't strive to protect others' freedom. He avoids authority, resents restrictions, and challenges traditions. A chaotic neutral character does not intentionally disrupt organizations as part of a campaign of anarchy. To do so, he would have to be motivated either by good (and a desire to liberate others) or evil (and a desire to make those different from himself suffer). A chaotic neutral character may be unpredictable, but his behavior is not totally random. He is not as likely to jump off a bridge as to cross it. Chaotic neutral is the best alignment you can be because it represents true freedom from both society's restrictions and a do-gooder's zeal. However, chaotic neutral can be a dangerous alignment because it seeks to eliminate all authority, harmony, and order in society.
Race:
Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.
Class:
Bards- Bards often serve as negotiators, messengers, scouts, and spies. They love to accompany heroes (and villains) to witness heroic (or villainous) deeds firsthand, since a bard who can tell a story from personal experience earns renown among his fellows. A bard casts arcane spells without any advance preparation, much like a sorcerer. Bards also share some specialized skills with rogues, and their knowledge of item lore is nearly unmatched. A high Charisma score allows a bard to cast high-level spells.
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EXTREMELY FASCINATING
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number 2
(http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/5269/robin2.jpg)
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does any one know who that girl is?
Way to bring the 4chan.
does any one know who that girl is?
Way to bring the 4chan.
Here's her blog. http://beforetheymakemerun.tumblr.com/
She posted it on reddit.
thanks!
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The beginning of a four part series
(http://snip)
link?
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(http://snip)
ok must have source
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www.jaredandlindsay.com
yup
http://www.jaredandlindsay.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=1&pos=16
Stop quoting huge images man. Don't you listen?
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Dogg, you gotta stop quoting massive pictures, especially when double posting.
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Let's spend tonight Watching the Planets (http://www.nme.com/video?bcpid=26429438001&bctid=49582897001) (NSFW).
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Lawful Neutral Gnome Ranger/Cleric (2nd/1st Level)
Ability Scores:
Strength- 14
Dexterity- 15
Constitution- 15
Intelligence- 16
Wisdom- 16
Charisma- 12
Alignment:
Lawful Neutral- A lawful neutral character acts as law, tradition, or a personal code directs him. Order and organization are paramount to him. He may believe in personal order and live by a code or standard, or he may believe in order for all and favor a strong, organized government. Lawful neutral is the best alignment you can be because it means you are reliable and honorable without being a zealot. However, lawful neutral can be a dangerous alignment because it seeks to eliminate all freedom, choice, and diversity in society.
Race:
Gnomes are in wide demand as alchemists, inventors, and technicians, though most prefer to remain among their own kind in simple comfort. Gnomes adore animals, gems, and jokes, especially pranks. They love to learn by personal experience, and are always trying new ways to build things. Gnomes stand 3 to 3.5 feet tall and live about 350 to 500 years.
Primary Class:
Rangers- Rangers are skilled stalkers and hunters who make their home in the woods. Their martial skill is nearly the equal of the fighter, but they lack the latter's dedication to the craft of fighting. Instead, the ranger focuses his skills and training on a specific enemy a type of creature he bears a vengeful grudge against and hunts above all others. Rangers often accept the role of protector, aiding those who live in or travel through the woods. His skills allow him to move quietly and stick to the shadows, especially in natural settings, and he also has special knowledge of certain types of creatures. Finally, an experienced ranger has such a tie to nature that he can actually draw on natural power to cast divine spells, much as a druid does, and like a druid he is often accompanied by animal companions. A ranger's Wisdom score should be high, as this determines the maximum spell level that he can cast.
Secondary Class:
Clerics- Clerics act as intermediaries between the earthly and the divine (or infernal) worlds. A good cleric helps those in need, while an evil cleric seeks to spread his patron's vision of evil across the world. All clerics can heal wounds and bring people back from the brink of death, and powerful clerics can even raise the dead. Likewise, all clerics have authority over undead creatures, and they can turn away or even destroy these creatures. Clerics are trained in the use of simple weapons, and can use all forms of armor and shields without penalty, since armor does not interfere with the casting of divine spells. In addition to his normal complement of spells, every cleric chooses to focus on two of his deity's domains. These domains grants the cleric special powers, and give him access to spells that he might otherwise never learn. A cleric's Wisdom score should be high, since this determines the maximum spell level that he can cast.
Gnome Ranger? Heck no.
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Let's spend tonight Watching the Planets (http://www.nme.com/video?bcpid=26429438001&bctid=49582897001) (NSFW).
Sacrifice yourself to the sphere god.
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That seems like it would be a fun video to be in, though I watched and totally stared at all the junk floppin around.
Also, the D&D thing said I'm a 3rd level chaotic good human bard. Sounds about right, actually.
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I've been playing more chaotic neutral characters as of late. Also I think the idea of a gnome ranger is a bit funny. Not as funny as a gnome fighter, but still.
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*pwing*
"agh, get your fucking arrow out of my shin."
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Level 4 Human True Neutral Wizard with pretty decent stats. Not really surprised.
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(http://img2.gelbooru.com//images/249/69b57ceb9170e649154eb613e3c9a7bfc1983365.jpg)
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(http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l95/third3y3/ATT00181.jpg)
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That guy is so cool.
Also, Neutral Good Human Sorcerer (4th Level)
Pretty crap attributes, but I feel like it's on the money.
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True Neutral Elf Wizard (1st Level)
Ability Scores:
Strength- 10
Dexterity- 10
Constitution- 12
Intelligence- 16
Wisdom- 11
Charisma- 10
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Fuck yo' books, Wizzard
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Sorta related: mêlée combat. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wizard_%28Dungeons_%26_Dragons%29)
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(http://www.canucklehead.ca/_Media/wannabet.jpg)
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True Neutral Human Wizard (1st Level)
Ability Scores:
Strength- 12
Dexterity- 13
Constitution- 15
Intelligence- 14
Wisdom- 12
Charisma- 12
Alignment:
True Neutral- A true neutral character does what seems to be a good idea. He doesn't feel strongly one way or the other when it comes to good vs. evil or law vs. chaos. Most true neutral characters exhibit a lack of conviction or bias rather than a commitment to neutrality. Such a character thinks of good as better than evil after all, he would rather have good neighbors and rulers than evil ones. Still, he's not personally committed to upholding good in any abstract or universal way. Some true neutral characters, on the other hand, commit themselves philosophically to neutrality. They see good, evil, law, and chaos as prejudices and dangerous extremes. They advocate the middle way of neutrality as the best, most balanced road in the long run. True neutral is the best alignment you can be because it means you act naturally, without prejudice or compulsion. However, true neutral can be a dangerous alignment because it represents apathy, indifference, and a lack of conviction.
Race:
Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.
Class:
Wizards- Wizards are arcane spellcasters who depend on intensive study to create their magic. To wizards, magic is not a talent but a difficult, rewarding art. When they are prepared for battle, wizards can use their spells to devastating effect. When caught by surprise, they are vulnerable. The wizard's strength is her spells, everything else is secondary. She learns new spells as she experiments and grows in experience, and she can also learn them from other wizards. In addition, over time a wizard learns to manipulate her spells so they go farther, work better, or are improved in some other way. A wizard can call a familiar- a small, magical, animal companion that serves her. With a high Intelligence, wizards are capable of casting very high levels of spells.
Even though I think my stats are quite meh, they seem to be balanced...And I agree with the alignment, so I'm fine with the results.
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[party hard motivator]
We'll see. We will see.
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(http://www.murderdeathinks.com/v3/hi5/6kypzba%5B1%5D.gif)
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Absolutely perfect.
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You Are A:
True Neutral Human Bard (5th Level)
Ability Scores:
Strength- 10
Dexterity- 10
Constitution- 11
Intelligence- 10
Wisdom- 12
Charisma- 10
Alignment:
True Neutral- A true neutral character does what seems to be a good idea. He doesn't feel strongly one way or the other when it comes to good vs. evil or law vs. chaos. Most true neutral characters exhibit a lack of conviction or bias rather than a commitment to neutrality. Such a character thinks of good as better than evil after all, he would rather have good neighbors and rulers than evil ones. Still, he's not personally committed to upholding good in any abstract or universal way. Some true neutral characters, on the other hand, commit themselves philosophically to neutrality. They see good, evil, law, and chaos as prejudices and dangerous extremes. They advocate the middle way of neutrality as the best, most balanced road in the long run. True neutral is the best alignment you can be because it means you act naturally, without prejudice or compulsion. However, true neutral can be a dangerous alignment because it represents apathy, indifference, and a lack of conviction.
Race:
Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.
Class:
Bards- Bards often serve as negotiators, messengers, scouts, and spies. They love to accompany heroes (and villains) to witness heroic (or villainous) deeds firsthand, since a bard who can tell a story from personal experience earns renown among his fellows. A bard casts arcane spells without any advance preparation, much like a sorcerer. Bards also share some specialized skills with rogues, and their knowledge of item lore is nearly unmatched. A high Charisma score allows a bard to cast high-level spells.
Man. It seems like that quiz has Bard = Lazy Asshole.
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Damn that was a long quiz. I almost faltered and just x-ed out of the page, but I persisted.
You Are A:
Lawful Good Human Fighter (2nd Level)
Ability Scores:
Strength- 13
Dexterity- 13
Constitution- 16
Intelligence- 15
Wisdom- 14
Charisma- 11
meh. I like Chaotic Neutral over Lawful Good. Fighter's fine, I guess. The stat's look about right
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(http://www.canucklehead.ca/_Media/hoff-2.jpeg)
The Hoff totally blocked his humor.
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Humor?
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Fuck yo' books, Wizzard
what?
Maybe NSFW (http://83.216.4.169/albumit/mmedia/63/hjz/wmfw/71622/676921349.jpg)
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Maybe?
Maybe if you work in the bakery section of Ann Summers.
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Neutral Good Human Wizard/Sorcerer (1st/1st Level)
Ability Scores:
Strength- 10
Dexterity- 12
Constitution- 14
Intelligence- 14
Wisdom- 13
Charisma- 11
Alignment:
Neutral Good- A neutral good character does the best that a good person can do. He is devoted to helping others. He works with kings and magistrates but does not feel beholden to them. Neutral good is the best alignment you can be because it means doing what is good without bias for or against order. However, neutral good can be a dangerous alignment because it advances mediocrity by limiting the actions of the truly capable.
Race:
Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.
Primary Class:
Wizards- Wizards are arcane spellcasters who depend on intensive study to create their magic. To wizards, magic is not a talent but a difficult, rewarding art. When they are prepared for battle, wizards can use their spells to devastating effect. When caught by surprise, they are vulnerable. The wizard's strength is her spells, everything else is secondary. She learns new spells as she experiments and grows in experience, and she can also learn them from other wizards. In addition, over time a wizard learns to manipulate her spells so they go farther, work better, or are improved in some other way. A wizard can call a familiar- a small, magical, animal companion that serves her. With a high Intelligence, wizards are capable of casting very high levels of spells.
Secondary Class:
Sorcerers- Sorcerers are arcane spellcasters who manipulate magic energy with imagination and talent rather than studious discipline. They have no books, no mentors, no theories just raw power that they direct at will. Sorcerers know fewer spells than wizards do and acquire them more slowly, but they can cast individual spells more often and have no need to prepare their incantations ahead of time. Also unlike wizards, sorcerers cannot specialize in a school of magic. Since sorcerers gain their powers without undergoing the years of rigorous study that wizards go through, they have more time to learn fighting skills and are proficient with simple weapons. Charisma is very important for sorcerers; the higher their value in this ability, the higher the spell level they can cast.
My classes kind of contradict themselves, eh?
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Maybe?
Maybe if you work in the bakery section of Ann Summers.
The best part is the stunned child.
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I got level 5 true neutral human rogue.
Which is funny, cause that's pretty much the character I play every time, you know, except the whole consistently staying level 5 thing.
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You Are A:
Chaotic Neutral Human Sorcerer (4th Level)
Ability Scores:
Strength- 13
Dexterity- 14
Constitution- 16
Intelligence- 14
Wisdom- 15
Charisma- 13
Damn that roll SUCKED. My character is going to suck.
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You Are A:
Lawful Good Elf Wizard/Sorcerer (1st/1st Level)
Ability Scores:
Strength- 12
Dexterity- 13
Constitution- 12
Intelligence- 16
Wisdom- 13
Charisma- 14
Alignment:
Lawful Good- A lawful good character acts as a good person is expected or required to act. He combines a commitment to oppose evil with the discipline to fight relentlessly. He tells the truth, keeps his word, helps those in need, and speaks out against injustice. A lawful good character hates to see the guilty go unpunished. Lawful good is the best alignment you can be because it combines honor and compassion. However, lawful good can be a dangerous alignment because it restricts freedom and criminalizes self-interest.
Race:
Elves are known for their poetry, song, and magical arts, but when danger threatens they show great skill with weapons and strategy. Elves can live to be over 700 years old and, by human standards, are slow to make friends and enemies, and even slower to forget them. Elves are slim and stand 4.5 to 5.5 feet tall. They have no facial or body hair, prefer comfortable clothes, and possess unearthly grace. Many others races find them hauntingly beautiful.
Primary Class:
Wizards- Wizards are arcane spellcasters who depend on intensive study to create their magic. To wizards, magic is not a talent but a difficult, rewarding art. When they are prepared for battle, wizards can use their spells to devastating effect. When caught by surprise, they are vulnerable. The wizard's strength is her spells, everything else is secondary. She learns new spells as she experiments and grows in experience, and she can also learn them from other wizards. In addition, over time a wizard learns to manipulate her spells so they go farther, work better, or are improved in some other way. A wizard can call a familiar- a small, magical, animal companion that serves her. With a high Intelligence, wizards are capable of casting very high levels of spells.
Secondary Class:
Sorcerers- Sorcerers are arcane spellcasters who manipulate magic energy with imagination and talent rather than studious discipline. They have no books, no mentors, no theories just raw power that they direct at will. Sorcerers know fewer spells than wizards do and acquire them more slowly, but they can cast individual spells more often and have no need to prepare their incantations ahead of time. Also unlike wizards, sorcerers cannot specialize in a school of magic. Since sorcerers gain their powers without undergoing the years of rigorous study that wizards go through, they have more time to learn fighting skills and are proficient with simple weapons. Charisma is very important for sorcerers; the higher their value in this ability, the higher the spell level they can cast.
Wizard/sorcerer?
Intelligence and charisma is workable, but the rolls are all over average. Elf is cool enough, I guess, but I usually get lawful neutral on these.
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http://www.youtube.com/user/uke3453
OH MY GOOOODDDDD
CUUUUUUUUUUUTE
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aaaaaaa! I love when he stops playing to itch his face.
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(http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee195/StaedlerMars/Picture1.png)
(http://lele-s.dmlive.co.nz/giger/images/hrgiger.jpg)
uncanny.
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i got this
You Are A:
True Neutral Human Fighter/Ranger (2nd/1st Level)
Ability Scores:
Strength- 12
Dexterity- 13
Constitution- 17
Intelligence- 13
Wisdom- 15
Charisma- 12
Alignment:
True Neutral- A true neutral character does what seems to be a good idea. He doesn't feel strongly one way or the other when it comes to good vs. evil or law vs. chaos. Most true neutral characters exhibit a lack of conviction or bias rather than a commitment to neutrality. Such a character thinks of good as better than evil after all, he would rather have good neighbors and rulers than evil ones. Still, he's not personally committed to upholding good in any abstract or universal way. Some true neutral characters, on the other hand, commit themselves philosophically to neutrality. They see good, evil, law, and chaos as prejudices and dangerous extremes. They advocate the middle way of neutrality as the best, most balanced road in the long run. True neutral is the best alignment you can be because it means you act naturally, without prejudice or compulsion. However, true neutral can be a dangerous alignment because it represents apathy, indifference, and a lack of conviction.
Race:
Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.
Primary Class:
Fighters- Fighters can be many things, from soldiers to criminal enforcers. Some see adventure as a way to get rich, while others use their skills to protect the innocent. Fighters have the best all-around fighting capabilities of the PC classes, and they are trained to use all standard weapons and armor. A fighter's rigorous martial training grants him many bonus feats as he progresses, and high-level fighters have access to special melee maneuvers and exotic weapons not available to any other character.
Secondary Class:
Rangers- Rangers are skilled stalkers and hunters who make their home in the woods. Their martial skill is nearly the equal of the fighter, but they lack the latter's dedication to the craft of fighting. Instead, the ranger focuses his skills and training on a specific enemy a type of creature he bears a vengeful grudge against and hunts above all others. Rangers often accept the role of protector, aiding those who live in or travel through the woods. His skills allow him to move quietly and stick to the shadows, especially in natural settings, and he also has special knowledge of certain types of creatures. Finally, an experienced ranger has such a tie to nature that he can actually draw on natural power to cast divine spells, much as a druid does, and like a druid he is often accompanied by animal companions. A ranger's Wisdom score should be high, as this determines the maximum spell level that he can cast.
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To add to the Giger bit...
(http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/3913/397pxhrgiger.jpg) (http://img689.imageshack.us/i/397pxhrgiger.jpg/)
GIGER WILL DEVOUR YOUR INNER CHILD LUSTILY.
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(http://www.amazingsuperpowers.com/comics/2009-12-14-Password.png)
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http://www.youtube.com/user/uke3453
OH MY GOOOODDDDD
CUUUUUUUUUUUTE
Absolutely too cute. So frickin' adorable. I watched all his videos. His While My Guitar Gently Weeps is amazing
However, youtube comments again showed to me that there is no hope for humanity
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Whatevs, my new niece is way cuter.
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She still has that nice new baby smell too.
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She smells like... baby poop?
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You have caught on to my extremely witty joke. Well done.
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(http://www.cubeupload.com/files/c5fc00spidersmoothie.gif)
:-o
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(http://www.japanator.com/elephant/ul/12703-620x-robot_doppleganger.jpg)
One of them is a robot.
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Its weird that he chose to make the robot version of him look astounded by the camera
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http://www.odditycentral.com/pics/faith-the-biped-dog.html (http://www.odditycentral.com/pics/faith-the-biped-dog.html)
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So, this thing wasn't too surprising I guess:
You Are A:
Neutral Good Elf Wizard (4th Level)
Ability Scores:
Strength- 10
Dexterity- 10
Constitution- 11
Intelligence- 17
Wisdom- 13
Charisma- 15
Alignment:
Neutral Good- A neutral good character does the best that a good person can do. He is devoted to helping others. He works with kings and magistrates but does not feel beholden to them. Neutral good is the best alignment you can be because it means doing what is good without bias for or against order. However, neutral good can be a dangerous alignment because it advances mediocrity by limiting the actions of the truly capable.
Race:
Elves are known for their poetry, song, and magical arts, but when danger threatens they show great skill with weapons and strategy. Elves can live to be over 700 years old and, by human standards, are slow to make friends and enemies, and even slower to forget them. Elves are slim and stand 4.5 to 5.5 feet tall. They have no facial or body hair, prefer comfortable clothes, and possess unearthly grace. Many others races find them hauntingly beautiful.
Class:
Wizards- Wizards are arcane spellcasters who depend on intensive study to create their magic. To wizards, magic is not a talent but a difficult, rewarding art. When they are prepared for battle, wizards can use their spells to devastating effect. When caught by surprise, they are vulnerable. The wizard's strength is her spells, everything else is secondary. She learns new spells as she experiments and grows in experience, and she can also learn them from other wizards. In addition, over time a wizard learns to manipulate her spells so they go farther, work better, or are improved in some other way. A wizard can call a familiar- a small, magical, animal companion that serves her. With a high Intelligence, wizards are capable of casting very high levels of spells.
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This might have been posted here before. If so sorry.
(http://i.imgur.com/3DdGA.jpg)
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:x
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that was pretty good! :-D
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:x
?
Was it a repost? Or did you just not find it funny? Why the :x?
(http://i.imgur.com/C9pHj.jpg)
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That was my facial expression when I got to the end. I don't know why. Lol
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This might have been posted here before. If so sorry.
Oh yeah!
That was just not good
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I keep on forgetting that this thread is only for the Crème de la Crème of pointlessness.
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Boy you sure told me
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On a lighter note,
A Jewish werewolf falls in love with the daughter of the captain of the SS in Nazi Germany. (http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/262027)
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look how uncomfortable Dan Auerbach looks.
(http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/37713243/Blakroc+Image1.png)
edit: he's the white guy on the left, in case you didn't know
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From a Kotaku article about the new 3D Castlevania:
(http://i50.tinypic.com/24xgvgy.png)
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look how uncomfortable Dan Auerbach looks.
Like a deer in front of headlights.
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that thing with that spider in the blender upset me a bit. I'm sure it was faked but still.
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well, the joke's on them because now there is no giant spider to protect them from all the annoying bugs.
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(http://i47.tinypic.com/kbw3a0.jpg)
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On a lighter note,
A Jewish werewolf falls in love with the daughter of the captain of the SS in Nazi Germany. (http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/262027)
source?
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My friend and I about six months ago decided that it was a good idea for a song. We wrote and recorded it in two hours.
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Nice
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This might have been posted here before. If so sorry.
Oh yeah!
That was just not good
I thought was awesome. Reminds me of that joke where there's an epic story that ends with the horrible line "Better Nate than lever!" It tricks you with a huge setup and then pulls the rug out from under you.
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Yeah that was the big joke in middle school huh
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(http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/1563/robin3.jpg)
sorry, my computer shit the bed and i have to use my Wii
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image
This pagebreak is riveting
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Aw you fixed it.
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OH GOD ZOMBIES ARE ATTACKING AUGH (http://www.class3outbreak.com/zombie-outbreak-simulator/)
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(http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/7981/batmanzi.jpg)
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(http://www.mezzacotta.net/owls/comics/0192.png)
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look how hot Dan Auerbach looks.
Fixed that for you.
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(-[pod^2])^(.5)=ipod
That was incredibly contrived
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This is an actual ad by a life sciences company called Bio-rad (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQEaX3MiDow)
They played this before a product demonstration I went to a little while ago. This is why nobody likes scientists.
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(http://i49.tinypic.com/28u1pxg.jpg)
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http://www.reghardware.co.uk/2009/12/16/intel_chime_stunt/
You guys decide how real this is :-D
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Oh my god that guy is so Norwegian. It says he's Finnish, but no way, that accent is the most Norwenglish accent I've ever heard.
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History of the Robins img
Where do you find all this cool comic book stuff?
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Oh my god that guy is so Norwegian. It says he's Finnish, but no way, that accent is the most Norwenglish accent I've ever heard.
Why do most of us have such pathetic accents? That video is just painful.
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Oh hey, another Norwegian! I think my accent sounds a bit more... I dunno, genericly European nowadays. Mostly because I try to avoid the standard Norwegian accent on purpose because it's awful. And Jens (my brother) sounds like a phony Englishman. Fight the Norwenglish!
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how else would you react... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf4OAqS5ycw&feature=related)
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Fight the Norwenglish!
Oh, amen to that!
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(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/tl/bqj/nkgz/48218/678090153.jpg)
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History of the Robins
I'm loving these, where are they from?
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I think they are from deviantart, but I mostly get them from 4chan.
(http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/654/robin4.jpg)
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Well, how about a wee bit of way amusing poetry! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UB_htqDCP-s)
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Awesome. Great page so far.
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Experience all the benefits of an genuine handjob for only $4.95! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd1hqcbEuMM&feature=player_embedded#)
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Well, how about a wee bit of way amusing poetry! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UB_htqDCP-s)
At first I thought "Bait poem?" And then, hey, that was great.
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(http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs31/f/2008/199/f/4/MAD_Mag__Comic__Scooby_Don__t_by_colbertsparrow.png)
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In the spirit of Zombiedude's new avatar:
(http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/201b9dc285.gif) (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)
Also; Fred is a DICK.
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one slap (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrKCzZ5dbho)
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(http://www.pete.com/files/4392a09e49c2bd24.jpg)
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(http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/28970_wholesimpsons.jpg)
It doesn't say how many there are in the picture, which sucks, but I guess it's like a "how many can you name" game I'm going for here...
I was going to link it, but I like the HUGE.
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(http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg286/wfhit/UrsineAutication.jpg)
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awesome.
so my friend tj was apparently really high on ecstacy last night when he sent me this text message:
Treezus died for our sins death by jewish beavers
followed by
Well you know wgat i heard you can learn alot about freedom from sheep i learned that from alicia keys
anyway, I thought it was really funny and I had to share it with somebody. This seemed like as good a place as any.
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You sure that was x?
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also beer
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(http://www.cubeupload.com/files/532e00christmastreetweet.jpg)
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I'm bored so I drew that bear on the left in the jousting picture. My Draw/Paint 1A class is paying off! /halfsarcasmhalfunfortunatetruth
(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f94/LittleKey/1217091950.jpg)
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so my friend tj was apparently really high on ecstacy last night when he sent me this text message:
He was also apparently watching the Colbert Report, that's what those lines are from.
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(http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/th.e1f50768a3.jpg) (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/image.php?e1f50768a3.jpg) (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/th.d1cdab48a1.jpg) (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/image.php?d1cdab48a1.jpg)
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xmas tree twitter
:lol:
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(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/141004-1/Baby_floor_head.gif)
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http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/tl/bqj/nkgz/48218/678090153.jpg
That's actually a good deal. Leave the TV unplugged for a few days with the screen facing the wall and it will be fine. (LCD burn-in isn't permanent.)
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(http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/9052/alignmenty.jpg)
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http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/tl/bqj/nkgz/48218/678090153.jpg
That's actually a good deal. Leave the TV unplugged for a few days with the screen facing the wall and it will be fine. (LCD burn-in isn't permanent.)
It's a fake. I saw the same listing in another city, different pictures.
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[snip giant Simpsons]
It doesn't say how many there are in the picture, which sucks, but I guess it's like a "how many can you name" game I'm going for here...
I was going to link it, but I like the HUGE.
OK I'll start
Um... Marge.
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Evolution of a snuggie
(http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/9819/hatersgonnahate.jpg)
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I would not want to trip over in that.
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(http://www.comicbookreligion.com/img/a/Arcade_Marvel.jpg)
I should post this in the fashion thread. Ultimate win, here.
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http://www.boingboing.net/2009/11/24/footage-from-the-fir.html
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(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3148/2312513699_2be486bab0.jpg)
Yeah.
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Evolution of a snuggie
(weirdass Japanese thing)
It looks like the mutant offspring of a snuggie and a sleeping bag that somehow evolved legs.
But basically I'm wondering "If it's so cold you're wearing a sleeping bag around in the house, what are you doing in BARE FEET?"
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(http://photofile.ru/photo/fishki_net/3688257/82785148.jpg)
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Xmas Tree Twitter
Clearly the creator of that has never been to Gary, Indiana (http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&source=hp&q=gary+indiana).
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Ok. WTF is this?
(http://www.brassknucklescompany.com/CRE/images/small/serpentsmall.jpg)
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Ok. WTF is this?
(snake knife)
You wouldn't even have to use it. Just show it to them and they'll be too busy laughing their ass off to notice when you walk away.
But seriously, that thing doesn't look very practical at all.
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The scene would go like this:
Robber: "Give me your money!"
You: BRANDISHES SNAKE KNIFE
Robber: "WUT."
A tussle ensues.
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the diagram depicts a different knife with a bird handle and a seemingly bigger blade.
anyways people will always make useless knives (and pipes) in ugly animal shapes, its some sort of rule
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(http://www.ratemyeverything.net/ImageDatabase/PostImages/1943/Large/Gay_Black_Jewish_Klansmen.jpg)
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Patrick approves
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(http://i45.tinypic.com/kegpa8.jpg)
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(http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h90/SpecialKRJ/e957c68d.jpg)
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God, I miss Freakazoid. Oh Hey, an excuse to link TVTropes. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CandleJack)
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God, I miss Freakazoid. Oh Hey, an excuse to link TVTropes. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CandleJack)
FFFFFFF---
Dammit. Now I'm stuck.
Mr. CJ to Nightmare Fuel to High Octane Nightmare Fuel to Uncanny Valley to Nightmare Fetishist to Fridge Horror to---
FFFFFFF---
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Shit he's stuck in a trope loop. Someone break it by linking furry porn quick.
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Shit he's stuck in a trope loop. Someone break it by linking furry porn quick.
Oops, false alarm! I'm perfectly fine.
Really. :-D
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I'm watching you (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2EK6iYqsuE&feature=player_embedded)
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This was in my local news, which must have been reprinted from the Duluth news (unrelated: which is where the band Low is from)
RIVER FALLS, Wis. – Police here responded to a report of a naked woman chasing her husband with a katana, often called a Samurai sword, on Sunday.
Officers found the 30-year-old woman holed up in the basement. After some persuading and with one officer aiming a stun gun at her, she finally dropped the sword.
A female Pierce County Sheriff’s deputy assisted in getting the woman dressed.
The suspect was described as incoherent. She sang, said she was trying to move objects with her mind, worried that Satan would take over her body but that George Carlin was alive and is God, and that she wanted to take a spaceship to the moon for a concert with dead rock musicians Janis Joplin and Jim Morrison.
The woman said she and her husband smoked pot the night before.
The woman’s two small children were upstairs sleeping. The disturbance woke and upset them. A grandmother came to take them away.
The woman was eventually transported to a hospital for psychiatric evaluation. She could face charges from the district attorney for endangering safety with a weapon.
ahem
She sang, said she was trying to move objects with her mind, worried that Satan would take over her body but that George Carlin was alive and is God, and that she wanted to take a spaceship to the moon for a concert with dead rock musicians Janis Joplin and Jim Morrison.
aside from the brandishing a weapon part, she could be pretty cool to hang out with.
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ugh geez what is it with stoners and Jim Morrison
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she can't be a real pothead, you know she's not because she said George Carlin was God and not Mitch Hedberg
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God, I miss Freakazoid. Oh Hey, an excuse to link TVTropes. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CandleJack)
1. Candle Jack
2. ???
3. Our Angels Are Different, Serious Business and Gory Deadly Overkill Title Of Fatal Death, among others.
That reminds me (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Ptitle2s6v9yii) of a game. Who can find the shortest ways from 1 to 3?
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(http://i.imgur.com/58kXI.jpg)
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Ah, justice.
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on the one hand, she didn't really deserve that, seeing as she had nothing to do with him getting in trouble, but on the other hand that's hilarious!
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on the one hand, she didn't really deserve that, seeing as she had nothing to do with him getting in trouble, but on the other hand that's hilarious!
she told on him, like a little kid. So he kind of did the same. eye for an eye. Go Chris!
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I really, really want to believe that that was an elaborate joke. If it was, it was a little bit of brilliant.
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I like how he thinks getting grounded for having alcohol in high school is an Asian parent thing.
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Thinking the number of cans should have some bearing on the length of the punishment is also some classic teen logic.
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I like how he thinks getting grounded for having alcohol in high school is an Asian parent thing.
Thinking the number of cans should have some bearing on the length of the punishment is also some classic teen logic.
haha yeah. teenage angst is funny.
(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0903/teen-angst-shock-demotivational-poster-1236746842.jpg)
(http://mercury-domination.net/tmp/psykon/motivation/pic//motiv-TeenAngst.jpg)
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The Suburbs really suck as a place to live.
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Yes, it truly is hell having to commute a li'l bit to find something interesting to do. God forbid.
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I must say I enjoyed growing up in the suburbs.
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/mortskiis/demoteroof.jpg)
(http://www.yeahtees.com/images/beerds_big.png)
(http://www.thereisnoy.com/illustration/samurai_jack.jpg)
(http://th01.deviantart.net/fs12/300W/f/2006/335/3/0/Clone_High_movie_poster_by_unluckystunt.jpg)
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To be fair, I've never been to a suburb I'd enjoy living in.
Teenage Angst is still funny.
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It's funny because everyone on this board hates the suburbs but in Sydney if you don't live in the suburbs then you probably live in a small town in the middle of nowhere. Sydney doesn't have a lot of residential housing in the city central (there are some really expensive apartments but that's really about it), it's basically all just businesses and hotels. This means that basically every suburb has it's own little business district and some of the outer suburbs (Parramatta especially) now have their own CBDs so they are basically almost separate cities.
The Suburbs. Only boring if you're an idiot.
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Outside of missing the internet, I do enjoy Middle of Nowhere, USA I will not deny. In the US, I'd just prefer to live in a smaller "right outside downtown" community than either honestly. Boredom just has nothing to do with it in my case. The general Suburban attitudes may be slightly different in other countries though.
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Suburbs are just terrible for the environment for the most part.You need a car to get anywhere. Out of food? Get in the car. Going to work? Get in the car. School? Car. To have fun? Car.
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There are a few suburbs of Chicago that are pretty self-sufficient in terms of businesses and things to do, but there are just as many that are essentially entirely devoid of culture or points of note. Suburbs, oddly enough, are not all created equal. So as for the statement:
The Suburbs. Only boring if you're an idiot.
I have no problem with it, provided it's assumed you mean
The Suburbs of Sydney. Only boring if you're an idiot.
It sounds like Sydney is very much like LA, though. From what I am told very few people who "live in LA" actually have LA addresses.
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Suburbs are just terrible for the environment for the most part.You need a car to get anywhere. Out of food? Get in the car. Going to work? Get in the car. School? Car. To have fun? Car.
This is how pretty much any part of the Phoenix Metro area is in Arizona. A car is required.
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It's when people say that sort of things that I am happy I live in the more city-like parts of the Suburbs of Montreal.
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Columbia, MD has the best suburbs.
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I disagree. The suburbs are much better on the southern side of DC.
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Isn't it more expensive to live in DC?
(http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/817/1261278195740.jpg)
o/
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\o
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There will be no high fives for animu. LEAVE THE HALL
(Wall-E is totally my favourite movie of all time though)
P.S; TITTY BANG
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Titty Titty Bang Bang?
o/
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I just did not realise people actually did that outside of pornography.
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Trucker's Delight (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozl4c2hyA9o)
o/
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\o
But only because of the super bonuses.
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Isn't it more expensive to live in DC?
It is either expensive or deadly, that's why I said the southern side of DC. Meaning Virginia.
I grew up in Northern VA.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqwJ-xUPanM
They lied to you.
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Color me not very surprised at all.
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The Suburbs of Sydney. Only boring if you're an idiot.
I assumed that this would be how it was taken.
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(http://www.imagehut.net/images/k2iellx4arvuanibweo5.jpg)
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Suburbs are just terrible for the environment for the most part.You need a car to get anywhere. Out of food? Get in the car. Going to work? Get in the car. School? Car. To have fun? Car.
Yeah, this same thing applies to a huge ammount of small towns. I live in a small town in Pennsylvania, and I can't do any of those things without driving. The difference, to me, is that in a subur at least theres SOMETHING to drive too. I am currently looking for work to move out of the country, into the suburbs.
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http://soytuaire.labuat.com/
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Fantastic
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Keep your magic panties off my wedding cake! (http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-50-best-protest-signs-of-2009/)
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Also Feed The Head (http://feedthehead.net/)
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Keep your magic panties off my wedding cake! (http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-50-best-protest-signs-of-2009/)
(http://s.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2009/12/3/16/enhanced-buzz-31886-1259876299-25.jpg)
w00t
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The thing I sent into Lamebook got posted (http://www.lamebook.com/page/4):
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v321/NvrTooMuchPython/lamebook.jpg)
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[img]http://www.imagehut.net/images/k2iellx4arvuanibweo5.jpg[/mg]
wtf
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If you're confused by that image, remember that all Christian believers are a part of the body of Christ, because the Body of Christ is the Church. Yep, liberals, what with their militant homosexuality, their atheism, and their sorcery (seriously?) are crucifying the polity of the church on the cross of public education. See, because in the public school your kids are going to find out that not everyone is a bible-believing Christian, which may mean that they'll turn away from the church. It's not because Churches have consistently failed to adequately meet the needs of their parishioners that they are failing, it's because of those damned liberals with their education. Get your kids in private school today my friend, before the monkey-like California Department of Education makes them all believe in evolution and Islam and the importance of critical thinking.
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It just made me laugh at people.
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Go read Uzumaki (http://www.onemanga.com/Uzumaki/), I triple dog dare you.
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All I read was the chapter with the babies, titled "Umbilical Cords".
I am done with that. Not touching again.
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ACTING
(http://i37.tinypic.com/2nkqag5.gif)
I wish someone had done this with Keanu Reeves too.
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All I read was the chapter with the babies, titled "Umbilical Cords".
I am done with that. Not touching again.
I've just read through most of it. I'm on the last chapter.
I might have trouble sleeping tonight.
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ACTING
(http://i37.tinypic.com/2nkqag5.gif)
I wish someone had done this with Keanu Reeves too.
(http://knowyourmeme.com/i/25095/original/lohan.gif)
It's a meme brah (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/x-doesnt-change-facial-expressions)
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(http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/costume15.jpg)
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It's a meme brah (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/x-doesnt-change-facial-expressions)
Well that's cool, didn't realize, but I still wish someone would do it with Keanu Reeves.
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Here you go Joe:
(http://imstars.aufeminin.com/stars/fan/keanu-reeves/keanu-reeves-20060120-103451.jpg)
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How evil is your website? Find out here. (http://homokaasu.org/gematriculator/)
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Awesome christmas films. Definitely not for children! Well maybe for those who don't believe Santa is real... This will make them believe!
Rare Exports part1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JIz7I5yzwQ)
Rare Exports part2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z4OvK3Vn44&)
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(http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/573.jpg)
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You won't be laughing when those unfold and she rises, shrieking, to the sky.
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Perhaps not, but they look like extra arms folded up.
A 4-armed woman would be a force to contend with.
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they look like extra arms
how innocent
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SORRY THEY LOOK LIKE GIANT TITS
Better?
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How evil is your website? Find out here. (http://homokaasu.org/gematriculator/)
77% evil. I'm impressed.
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A 4-armed woman would be a force to contend with.
(http://www.freewebs.com/mortalkombat8/sheeva2.bmp)
QFT
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How evil is your website? Find out here. (http://homokaasu.org/gematriculator/)
http://www.4chan.org is
32% evil, 68% good
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(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h254/dismalelysium88/Random/1261394060108.jpg)
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What in the name of all that is awesome is THAT
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(http://i.imgur.com/uCzTi.jpg)
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Uzumaki
Fuuuuuuuuuck.
But man, so many problems that could be solved if they moved to another town.
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(http://www.cubeupload.com/files/fef400146471266153944225.jpg)
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Pride and Prejudice and Emoticons (http://bookshop.livejournal.com/1010612.html)
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(http://asset.soup.io/asset/0576/2653_5ddb_400.gif)
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That looks fun.
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(http://i.imgur.com/58kXI.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/x7BPS.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/Kv0yM.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/fJtKj.jpg)
X
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Aarrgh! That car is messing with my miiiiinnnndddd!.
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It took me way too long to see it....
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(http://files.meetup.com/861021/the-trance-cracker.jpg)
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Pretty awesome and funny.
"a fucking guy who plays fucking records!"
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(http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/6639/mostbiasednewsoutlet.jpg)
:? :? :?
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It's funny how you can put anything in a Chick Tract and I automatically really fucking hate whatever point of view it's promoting.
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The iPhone is amazing!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N68_cp1vEFs
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(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/epic-fail-wording-fail.jpg)
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The Trance Cracker
I approve of this message.
Trance sucks.
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(http://i48.tinypic.com/vz77k3.jpg)
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(http://20.media.tumblr.com/mNWarCzOvr03lj9uEOHgI4ako1_400.jpg)
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(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/141368-1/Handsprings_basketball.gif)
Also, A boy and his Delorean (http://youtube.com/watch?v=nRTiZxNSjow)
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(http://www.geekologie.com/2009/03/31/kangaroo.jpg)
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(http://abesauer.com/__oneclick_uploads/2009/04/total-recall.gif)
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http://www.koco.com/news/22042422/detail.html
A 42lb child tried to pet a 60lb Beaver. That is just not a good idea.
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some memes are older than the internet (http://www.cracked.com/article/202_8-online-fads-you-didnt-know-were-invented-decades-ago/)
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(http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kubtk8AF9q1qzxzwwo1_500.jpg)
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(http://static.funnyjunk.com/gifs/oh_shit_.gif)
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Sweet move!
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(http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/capturewiz007.png)
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12 and 13 do not contain a question.
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'Jewish Dilemma: free PORK' isn't a question either.
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It's also offensive.
http://www.molleindustria.org/everydaythesamedream/everydaythesamedream.html (http://www.molleindustria.org/everydaythesamedream/everydaythesamedream.html)
Sometimes I'm glad I'm out of work....
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(http://theinternetisterrible.com/wp-content/things/myface.jpg)
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what?
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http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/6639/mostbiasednewsoutlet.jpg
:? :? :?
Let me check if I have my American media culture straight: The answer is Fox News? Can't say much about their side of the political spectrum, but judging by that 'line of the night' the guy must not be into democracy.
what?
Tip: Visualize what happens next. Unless that's not an inquiring 'what?' and more of a pointless 'what?', in which case, nevermind.
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http://www.molleindustria.org/everydaythesamedream/everydaythesamedream.html (http://www.molleindustria.org/everydaythesamedream/everydaythesamedream.html)
This was interesting. What's the ending supposed to symbolize though?
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(http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/4062/sconeborough157web.jpg)
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(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.comicsalliance.com/media/2009/10/rawbonecensored2-456.jpg)
. (http://www.comicsalliance.com/2009/10/16/oh-god-my-eyes-the-worst-sex-scene-in-comics/)
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Tip: Visualize what happens next. Unless that's not an inquiring 'what?' and more of a pointless 'what?', in which case, nevermind.
No yeah, I got it, I was just wondering why someone would go about doing something like this to how I think about brushing teeth.
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(http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs29/i/2008/171/3/1/Raver_Grrl_2_Amber_Amputee_by_KingZombie.jpg)
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(http://9gag.com/photo/15694_540.jpg)
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From 69 Love Songs, Illustrated (http://howfuckingromantic.wordpress.com/).
(http://howfuckingromantic.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/page1_700.jpg?w=489&h=692)
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amputee portrait
(http://www.tshirthell.com/images/contestpics/a517_019.jpg)
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Happy Drunkmas!
(http://gfx.dagbladet.no/labrador/965/965886/9658862/jpg/active/320x.jpg)
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Awesome!
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(http://decibelmagazine.com/admin/assets/uploads/kingcake.jpg)
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(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/4/41/Kittenhuffing101.gif)
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(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b27/orenjipan/1204752108901.jpg)
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D:
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(http://loyalkng.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/nba-shaqille-oneal-holds-giant-panda-on-lap-nba-basketball.jpg)
Caption needed
edit for more panda
(http://kungfucianism.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/panda1.jpg)
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I can't be the only one that doesn't find T-shirt Hell funny
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You're not.
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It can be funny, but most of the time it's just trying way too hard to be offensive, I think.
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I wasn't sure if he thought that was a made-up character or realized that's a real portrait, so I just wanted to clarify.
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Obama pranks a radio station (http://youtube.com/watch?v=53TVzX_dRWQ)
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That tag is pretty damn misleading.
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(http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/2537/1261738272155.gif)
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(http://memegenerator.net/Instances/724/PTSD-Clarinet-Boy-THEY-SAID-I-COULD-BE-ANYTHING-I-WANTED-SO-I-BECAME-A-GOD.jpg)
(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/3/3b/Poofkins.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/Kv0yM.jpg)
(http://i393.photobucket.com/albums/pp13/Hazanko9/1222589520973.png)
(http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/6933/7ebee3aeb765a29090834d0.gif)
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If you're confused by that image, remember that all Christian believers are a part of the body of Christ, because the Body of Christ is the Church. Yep, liberals, what with their militant homosexuality, their atheism, and their sorcery (seriously?) are crucifying the polity of the church on the cross of public education. See, because in the public school your kids are going to find out that not everyone is a bible-believing Christian, which may mean that they'll turn away from the church. It's not because Churches have consistently failed to adequately meet the needs of their parishioners that they are failing, it's because of those damned liberals with their education. Get your kids in private school today my friend, before the monkey-like California Department of Education makes them all believe in evolution and Islam and the importance of critical thinking.
Remember that not all Xtians are conservative Republicans, and don't have a problem with evolution, etc.
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(http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/2537/1261738272155.gif)
(http://www.harkavagrant.com/nonsense/damngirlisawthempicsonmybookfacespace.jpg)
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Remember that not all Xtians are conservative Republicans, and don't have a problem with evolution, etc.
Did you just make a point in the pointless thread?
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It happens from time to time.
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(http://www.murkworks.net/~james/Comics/Misc/deadpool2.jpg)
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Did you just make a point in the pointless thread?
Not a good one.
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Presents! (http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~dsalt/jokes/12days.htm) (Buy the book to get Quentin Blake's pictures.)
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(http://208.106.250.72/_media/imgs/articles2/a96915_juego-2.jpg)
(http://gifs.ozini.com/images/268.gif)
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(http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e389/buchanan-hermit/Random/warranty-void-if-seal-broken.png)
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its David Bowie yo. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJqYRffUTNA&feature=related)
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(http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/lost_camera.jpg)
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Must...do...
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(http://a4.vox.com/6a00c22522420bf21901101603e72c860b-500pi)
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(http://i48.tinypic.com/732akh.jpg)
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(http://shoesonheads.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/saving_lives_and_making_a_difference_shoe_on_head.jpg)
Put a shoe on yer head! (http://shoesonheads.com/)
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(http://filesmelt.com/downloader/1262080345221.png)
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People who make TF2 fanart are a different species I swear to god
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Dr. Seuss
I don't get it. Should I get it?
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(http://www.e-imagesite.com/Files/SarahsfirstPizza459904.jpg)
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(http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=6294;type=avatar) (http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u146/Zingoleb/Para2.jpg)
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Dr. Seuss
I don't get it. Should I get it?
If you read comics you should get it. If none of those characters are familiar then I can't help you.
And since I have nothing further to add, here's a picture of Fergie peeing her pants.
(http://i45.tinypic.com/34oami9.jpg)
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pizza
that blows.
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You have to keep those things frozen right up until you put them in the oven...or that happens.
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Everything I believe is a lie. (http://walrusmusicblog.com/blog/the-andrew-w-k-from-the-i-get-wet-album-was-a-hired-actor/)
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Naw dude, you just have to put them on a freaking pizza tray. Never directly onto the oven rack.
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I don't have a pizza tray and cooking right on the rack always works out really good for me. Cooking on a baking sheet results in sub par pizza.
Andrew WK is not real!?!!?!? Oh no!
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Sometimes the instructions say to place the pizza directly on the oven rack. The first couple times I tried it, I was pretty worried about the results, but thin crust is rigid enough. I wouldn't try it with a thicker crust or stuffed pizza.
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Everything I believe is a lie. (http://walrusmusicblog.com/blog/the-andrew-w-k-from-the-i-get-wet-album-was-a-hired-actor/)
I'm pretty sure this revelation will kill Jace.
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That was a pizza she made out of her own fresh dough. Fresh dough + oven racks = us laughing at her
She has since learned her lesson and uses a sheet.
Also:
(http://darkmonkey.org.uk/4/1/28aki86.jpg)
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I am actually a bit confused about this.
There seems to be two things going on
1. Some actor played Andrew W.K. before 2005
2. Some guy named Steev Mike is actually behind his music.
Ok. So "Andrew W.K." (whoever that is now) seemed to admit to his first albums being a think tank creation and an actor being the guy from the Get Wet album. But he did so in a manner that might just mean he is a different person then he was then.
So where does this leave us? Is there really an "Andrew W.K."? Is the frontman and musician one person? Is it all smoke and mirrors?
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What we commonly refer to as "Andrew W.K." is actually a multi-limbic construct based entirely on quantum physics and projected into being by the Large Hadron Collider fifteen years in the future.
He is here for two reasons:
1. To party.
2. TO PARTY.
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I think that's the only answer I needed glyphic.
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1. To party.
2. TO PARTY HARD.
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haha love the pillows news thing
(http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com/pics/Global_warming.jpg)
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/128856826254814729.jpg)
(http://www.zianet.com/tedmorris/dg/CanadaFlagGirl01.jpg)
(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/Globalwarming128441014950937500.jpg)
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(http://lh3.ggpht.com/_hVOW2U7K4-M/So9l9aNqTNI/AAAAAAABFG0/XyPKG9PV9Ng/s640/113t7u8ot8ityu.jpg)
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I am actually a bit confused about this.
There seems to be two things going on
1. Some actor played Andrew W.K. before 2005
2. Some guy named Steev Mike is actually behind his music.
Ok. So "Andrew W.K." (whoever that is now) seemed to admit to his first albums being a think tank creation and an actor being the guy from the Get Wet album. But he did so in a manner that might just mean he is a different person then he was then.
So where does this leave us? Is there really an "Andrew W.K."? Is the frontman and musician one person? Is it all smoke and mirrors?
Andrew W.K. produced music under the name Steev Mike before being AWK. He put Steev Mike as the producer on I Get Wet. He is not an actor. He hates people who believe that shit. Don't have Andrew W.K. want to shoot you. Just follow his twitter and see the links he posts that refute all the stupid claims.
I believe in the Church of Andrew W.K.
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He partied hard for our sins, after all.
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I wish I didn't hate his music so much, 'cuz he seems like a pretty alright guy.
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I've never heard of him until these forums.
(http://fatpita.net/images/image%20(1199).jpg)
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Really? I had a pretty hard time avoiding the guy at one point, between internet memes and that damned "Party Hard" song. I never did like that song, and apparently it was the lead in track to Madden '03, a game my roommate used to play constantly, so it took me a long time to accept the idea that Andrew W.K. wasn't put on this earth just to annoy me.
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Yeah, well, I've never heard the song?
I pretty proudly live under a cultural rock. I was introduced to lady gaga through these forums if that tells you anything.
Also:
Sexy English! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJ-ac-uVaFA)
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1. To party.
2. TO PARTY HARD.
http://img709.imageshack.us/i/anonpartyhard2.swf/
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If you are a little epileptic, watch out for the link above, it'll f*** your hand & you will have a lap of hot coffee...(I jus got a stroppy IM from a friend....)
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/large/41250777.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0ZRYP5X5F6FSMBCCSE82&Expires=1262184639&Signature=%2FHWvi0x%2BuatLom%2FzGzsoSD%2B0gZw%3D)
I think I have a theme for my birthday....
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They stole mah Jesus! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baby_Jesus_theft)
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Sexy English! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJ-ac-uVaFA)
so that's what cockpit means.
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An elegant solution to your AV needs?
(http://thereifixedit.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/129057249545630776.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/AU21Q.jpg)
(http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/creepy_childrens_book_1.jpg)
(http://gallery.spacebar.org/images/recon_feb05/rust-oleum.jpg)
(http://files.sharenator.com/25a8b9y_Irony_at_its_best-s580x773-32083.jpg)
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(http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/horse30.jpg)
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Tackle!
The expression on the horse's face is perfect.
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It was captioned as 'Derp'
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(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/63/Chaubunagungamaug_lake_sign.jpg)
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To boldly swim where no man has swum before:
(http://i826.photobucket.com/albums/zz186/JimorB/StarTrekWetSuits.jpg)
Star Trek wetsuits. The red one is for the annoying guy in your group.
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I have a strong urge to be wonderfully passive aggressive and send this (http://theoatmeal.com/comics/misspelling) to about 75% of my friends.
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(http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvhyzo7IX21qa0667o1_500.jpg)
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Shark Knife
+5 Intimidate
+50% chance to stab yourself
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I have a strong urge to be wonderfully passive aggressive and send this (http://theoatmeal.com/comics/misspelling) to about 75% of my friends.
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/misspelling/weird.png)
His face, hahaha!!!!!! I laughed for minutes over that. Well played, sir.
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Andrew W.K. produced music under the name Steev Mike before being AWK. He put Steev Mike as the producer on I Get Wet. He is not an actor. He hates people who believe that shit. Don't have Andrew W.K. want to shoot you. Just follow his twitter and see the links he posts that refute all the stupid claims.
I believe in the Church of Andrew W.K.
This is also all as old as shit but for some reason is popping up in a big way this time. Pfeh
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luVjkTEIoJc
This mashup works better than it has any right to.
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(http://i48.tinypic.com/s4qse1.jpg)
http://niccageaseveryone.blogspot.com/
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Is it Nicolas Cage as your avatar time again?
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Maybe
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(http://www.cubeupload.com/files/bf0e00catdump.gif)
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Yes it is motherfuckers you will not deny me
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(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2715/4230425112_97841987b8.jpg)
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(http://www.b3tards.com/u/63e645c3826fa9bc7564/usetheface.jpg)
(http://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/10972/1262274198/portalkitty.gif)
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(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h172/3com_111/1cc86dc0.jpg)
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The penis - the athiest's nightmare.
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Peanut Butter: The Atheist's Nightmare (http://youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504)
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(http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/nerd9.jpg)
(http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/batman_joker.jpg)
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The fact that that Batman + Joker pic loaded starting from the top and going downwards made it all the better.
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its like im traveling at the speed of light! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNARJPNz2CA)
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(http://i.imgur.com/VRNd1.jpg)
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icwutudidthar
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Peanut Butter: The Atheist's Nightmare (http://youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504)
omg is this real that guy is so fucking ridiculous
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Yeah, life not occurring in food products is in his Wikipedia page
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Peanut Butter: The Atheist's Nightmare (http://youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504)
It's revolutionary! It completely turns over modern theories of the origin of life! The world as we see it will never be the same again!
Y'know, if this were the 16th centiury.
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To be fair, peanut butter itself would have been revolutionary in the 16th century.
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http://niccageaseveryone.blogspot.com
So perfect.
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An oldie but a goodie.
(http://i.imgur.com/afG5c.jpg)
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(http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/702/felinedisrespectfrombeh.gif)
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You know old school rock and roll, right?
That was pretty rad, right?
Some Germans remembered that, and went out to tell modern musicians what they are doing wrong (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7cKXuKoKdk&feature=related)
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(http://i.imgur.com/G2Kcm.jpg)
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omg lol
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so the cat is dead rite
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Damn you Snalin, that is awesome! Youve made the lady spend money on the cd of them! Huzzah!
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so the cat is dead rite
Awww. Now the pictures aren't funny anymore.
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Playing mahjong hard. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIO4Uw36-JE)
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(http://www.b3tards.com/u/63e645c3826fa9bc7564/usetheface.jpg)
(http://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/10972/1262274198/portalkitty.gif)
this is all wrong, wouldnt' he splat face first into the bed instead of landing on it? or is that a cat joke about landing on his feet? am i reading too much into this?
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(http://www.cubeupload.com/files/bf0e00catdump.gif)
If someone gave me a large version of that, I would take it to Kinkos print it out and hang it in my bathroom.
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Damn you Snalin, that is awesome! Youve made the lady spend money on the cd of them! Huzzah!
^^
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(http://i35.tinypic.com/2zjba5t.gif)
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that really fucked with my mind for a second.
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ONOES I'VE BEEN HACXED
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(http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/3/8/2/f_billyatthezm_fbaa15e.jpg)
uhhhh (http://www.billytheheretic.com/)
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Read the "interrogate billy" section, dude is fucked in the head.
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Apparently he fails both Biology and Logic forever.
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But aren't white nationalists evil people?
If white people having their own country is evil then every race is evil - because every race has their own country (except whites).
My underlining, because, what? What asshole did he pull that out off?
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Even if it were true that white people didn't have their own country, then that nullifies the whole point of his bad-logic answer.
That answer is stupid compounded on more stupid. It's, like, meta-stupid. It's genius!
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I was just watching week-old episodes of the Tonight Show and learned an amazing tidbit from international news:
KUNG FU MONKEYS TURN TABLES ON TRAINER (http://news.peacefmonline.com/foreign/200912/34712.php)
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Actual trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJz5vURvEAQ) for an actual movie that made it into (a very small number of) theaters.
Manos, The Hands of Fate has some competition.
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Fuck I've made a film better than that.
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(http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2009/2/19/10/the-fifth-pacman-ghost-31932-1235058474-8.jpg)
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I need another word for vagina guys (http://www.ineedanotherwordforvagina.com)
My favourite is "Breakfast of Champions"
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Ally show us your Пелотка
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I LOVE SQUISH MITTENS
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Alternatively you could show us your papaya
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Possibly your floppy harmonica
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musty pooter
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Your Female Genitalia
Wait that came out wrong
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what the fuck is wrong with you
seriously
(also "cock gobbler" might be my new favorite)
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Black and Decker pecker wrecker
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queef machine!
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I see. Glad we got that across.
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Yeasty Beasty.
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Sloppy fun pocket!
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The One-Eyed Bearded Clam
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HAIRY CHALUPA
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New exclamation of surprise right there. Hairy Chalupa, holy shit and moist fuck are my new axis of profanity.
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(http://ahkong.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/face-hugger.jpg)
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(also "cock gobbler" might be my new favorite)
On a similar note, I was always fond of "cock socket," but have never really used it, since saying such things tend to lower the odds of actually getting to handle one again any time soon.
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It sounds like a combination wrench/masturbatory aid
Not necessary pleasant masturbation but it is masturbation
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Eine kleine Barackmusik (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wu-c3VgHCUQ&feature=channel)
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(http://googlestatistics.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/googlestatistics-google-search-strawberries-on-my-nipples-new.JPG)
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It's a common problem. I've often had to consult the vast databases of the intartubes to solve such dilemnae.
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More importantly, what are hemroids? Droids with a hem fetish?
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wait holy shit this is actually a thing (http://www.amazon.com/WHAT-THESE-STRAWBERRIES-DOING-NIPPLES/dp/075151005X)
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the product reviews are so ace
I haven't eaten in three days. This book was so amazing it paralyzed me from the waist down.
There are few literary works that one can effectively identify as life-changing or life-saving. Indeed, in these turbulent times, one has to search diligently for the true masterpiece, the work that illuminates existence with each subsequent word.
"What are These..." is one such piece. Both a satire of American consumerism and a tragedy of modern disconnect, readers will find I'm not being hyperbolic when I say that while we may be preoccupied with the salience of strawberries on our nipples, in the process we are forgetting the strawberries in our hearts.
It was the summer of 1993 when I met Akando, a Native American in his mid-50's from the Appache tribe, at a truck stop somewhere in the American Southwest. I had recently set out on a cross country journey from my home town of Albany, where I had been ridden out of town for a seductive new dance I called "The Seduction", also for arson. I took to hitchhiking my way from town to town, doing odd jobs in exchange for room and board. Carpenter in Maryland, wet nurse in Atlanta, astronaut in Cape Canaveral... I did what I had to do to survive. My ultimate goal was sunny Portland, land of hope and city of dreams.
Starting a new life always seems like a good idea at the time, especially for convicted arsonists... no more trials, no more stares at the Piggly Wiggly from Old Man Jennings who thinks he's better than you because he didn't burn down the library, no more libraries calling out your name in the middle of the night screaming at you to grab your arson kit and once again feel the power of almighty flame, but starting over isn't that easy. Not with the better part of the U.S. Marshal's office hunting you down, always one step behind you.
Hiding in plain sight, I thought, would be my best option and the Wichita school board needed a new chairman. Little did I know how corrupt and drug-crazed local school boards can be. Jeremy, my new lover, tried to warn me to no avail. No one told me how easy it would be to take money intended for a new gymnasium and turn it into a mountain of cocaine and my own Russian sex slave Annia. But Jeremy would have none of that and both wound up dead in an apparent murder-suicide. That was when I knew it was time to resign my post in the Wichita school board.
The next several months are a blur... from what I understand from police reports and my personal correspondence with my dear uncle Vernon, I wound up in New Mexico. That is where I discovered Akando, eating a Denver omelette at the dirtiest truck stop in the dirtiest city I had ever seen, Alburquerque. Akando brought me to his tribe's sweat lodge and we discussed the plight of his people. He then took me on horseback to a fire in the middle of the desert and introduced me to a drug known as peyote. I will never forget my experience with the psychoactive cactus, for when I awakened in a different state (Oregon), in a different city (Portland), wearing different pants (khakis), there lay a novel next to me: What Are These Strawberries Doing on My Nipples?: I Need Them For The Fruit Salad! The novel described in great detail my experience while on peyote, I had evidently taken a job as a day laborer in a small strawberry patch somewhere in Northern California and was known to my co-workers as "The King of All Fruit Salad". I later learned that one of my co-workers at Phil's Berries was none other than Vanessa Feltz and after reading her book I discovered that it is a word for word copy of my novel of the same title. One day I will find Ms. Feltz and vengeance will surely be mine.
I had been trying to figure out how the strawberries got there after my frequent blackouts, and this book answered that question for me AND told me where to hide the bodies. Thanks Vanessa!
It would have been a five star rating, but it fails to explain the smell of brimstone whenever I open this book, or the man in clown makeup tied up in my basement. (Was the makeup there before I tied him up, or did I apply it? This question keeps me up at night) Still: if you have similar problems, this book is for you.
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(http://www.detroitcity.com/blogs/images/1257342816.jpg) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwdwhGkdB3Y&NR=1) ???
In regards to the Vaginal Etymologiser, my Gothic colleague at work and I have made a sport (on the quieter nights) of putting together two or three separately innocuous words to make the dirtiest of dirty phrases when together. Some previous examples include:
Foetid Brine-Pipe
Beef Dripping
Thrumming Wet Slice
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Beef Dripping
Surely you're not claiming to have invented Beef Dripping (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dripping)?
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First, I have to admit that I did not buy this book at Amazon. Instead, I found a well-read copy jammed next to my seat on a Greyhound bus. I was broke, having spent my last $[...] on a one-way ticket from Phoenix to someplace better. Any place better. My ticket said Seattle, But I never wanted to go to Seattle. The truth is, I wanted to go to San Francisco, but I was afraid to say it. I was worried that the old man behind the glass would think I was a fag if I bought a ticket there. So I just said the name of the closest city I could think of.
So anyway, the book. I found it as soon as I sat down on the bus. The bright red cover, showing a buxom blonde leaning submissively forward, revealing cleavage a guy could fall into, really caught my attention. I held the book, thinking how lucky I was to have found something to read as we crossed the desert. And then, a moment later, I just felt dirty. I mean, this was somebody else's book, and just keeping it for myself felt like stealing. I checked with the bus driver to make sure I had time, and I took the book to the ticketing desk to see if anyone had reported it missing.
"Excuse me," I said through the small hole in the bullet resistant glass. "Did anyone lose a book called 'What Are These Strawberries Doing on My Nipples: I Need Them for the Fruit Salad!'?"
The lady behind the counter picked up the phone.
"I found this book in my seat," I said, pressing the cover to the glass. "I think somebody might have lost it. Maybe it's important to them."
I watched her glazed, half-lidded eyes scan the cover. First she looked at the cleavage, and the title, and then back at the cleavage.
She dialed the phone, and talked quietly into the mouthpiece. I couldn't hear what she was saying, but she had to repeat the name of the book twice.
"Somebody will be right with you," she said.
Great, I thought. I was glad I hadn't kept it and had decided to do the right thing. I felt like I'd just put some Karma in the bank, and didn't need it back right away. It was a good feeling.
"Is that your book, sir?" said a baritone voice behind me. I turned to see three security guards. Two of them were huge, with shaved heads and bulging biceps, barely restrained by their too-tight uniforms. The other was a lanky guy with a big beer belly, whose uniform must have been borrowed from one of the other two. The name tag of the guard addressing me read 'Bubba.'
"No," I said, holding the book so they could see the cover. "I found this on the bus and wanted to see if anybody had reported it missing."
"Is that pornography, sir?" Said Bubba, eying the cover.
"That better had not be pornography," said the other burly cop, whose name tag also said 'Bubba.'
"I don't know what it is," I said. "It's called 'What Are These Strawberries Doing on My Nipples: I Need Them for the Fruit Salad!'"
"Sir!" said the first Bubba. "Do not swear. If you swear again, I will arrest you!"
"I didn't swear," I said. "I just read the title of this book. See? The word 'Nipple' is right there...."
This was my first experience being tased. Every muscle in my body tensed and vibrated in unison. I could hear my own voice, but I couldn't control it. It was detached, but I could tell I was screaming. I slowly became aware that somebody else was screaming, too. In fact, a lot of people were yelling things. As I regained my senses, I noticed a couple of people were filming with their camera phones.
"Jesus, Bubba!" I heard someone say. "Put that taser away! This is the third time today!" It was the lanky guy, who was apparently Bubba's supervisor.
"I didn't do nothin!" said the other Bubba.
"Not you, idiot." Said the supervisor.
"What did I do?" I pleaded. "I just wanted to return a lost book! It's called 'What Are These Strawberries Doing on My Nipples: I Need Them for the Fruit Salad!'"
Bubba tased me again.
"Bubba!" Yelled the supervisor. "Knock it off!"
Bubba released the trigger. I was on the floor, and my body felt strangely relaxed, but only compared to the seizure I'd just experienced. Relaxed or not, my entire being hurt. I noticed Bubba was getting his hand-cuffs out.
Long story short, I never got on the bus. I was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct and interfering with interstate commerce. I'm currently half-way through a nine month sentence, wearing pink underwear, picking up trash on Arizona roads.
The book 'What Are These Strawberries Doing on My Nipples: I Need Them for the Fruit Salad!' is in an evidence locker somewhere. I hope to read it some day. I wonder what it's about.
I'm kinda curious about this book now.
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Don't be, it's Vanessa Feltz.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8qp3whnsDw&feature=player_embedded
Whunk whunk whunk whunk whunk whunk whunk whunk whunk whunk whunk whunk whunk whunk whunk whunk whunk whunk whunk!
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That bird hates.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkvRPc7l4ls
Headbanging cockatiel version
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(http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/7944/sandvagina.jpg)
Edit: Physics don't exist, it's all gnomes. (http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2217915679&ref=nf&v=info)
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:oops: :oops: :oops:
That sarlacc pit has a clitoris.
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Yeah that sarlacc is pretty fruedian.
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Another name for vagina was born
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I'd plummet to my rocket-propelled death in her sarlacc pit, if you know what I mean.
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(http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/celebrity-pictures-jason-statham-dentist-weird.jpg)
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Olé! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFsIUatSDp4&feature=related)
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See through Goldfish!
(http://i.livescience.com/images/080206-seethru-fish-02.jpg)
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We used to have all kinds of those fish. We called 'em X-Ray fish and they are about the coolest animals.
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Surely you're not claiming to have invented Beef Dripping (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dripping)?
No - but the right intonation turns the banal original meaning into something far less savoury...
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(http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/8620/1262661108739.jpg)
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(http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/2177/image1gv.jpg)
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Sarlacc snip
I have a gay friend who really thinks pussy looks like that. That's why he's gay. He is terrified of the womb.
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Anal Salute! (http://www.fartnames.com/)
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Fuck this thread
(http://www.fuckthiswebsite.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/sorry2.jpg)
(http://www.fuckthiswebsite.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/fuckup_fucktard.jpg)
(http://www.fuckthiswebsite.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/tree-rape.jpg)
(http://www.fuckthiswebsite.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/helen-keller.jpg)
(http://www.fuckthiswebsite.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/mclurry.jpg)
(http://www.fuckthiswebsite.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/anal_fucker.jpg)
(http://www.fuckthiswebsite.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/please_dismount.jpg)
(http://www.fuckthiswebsite.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/eyes.jpg)
(http://www.fuckthiswebsite.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/fingers.jpg)
(http://www.fuckthiswebsite.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/cigarettebutts.jpg)
(http://www.fuckthiswebsite.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/ducks-and-geese.jpg)
(http://www.fuckthiswebsite.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/fuck_the_basket.jpg)
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Anal Salute! (http://www.fartnames.com/)
I've seen a couple fart lists in my time, and I have to say that the sheer length of this one alone would put any bathroom wall poster to shame. However I feel it truly stands out as a work of art for its strong and well articulated descriptions of the various toots. 5/5
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(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y110/Wildkyn/little-toot-disney-capitol-das-80_-.jpg)
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3 days in Iran (http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2010/01/three_days_in_iran.html)
33 photos of the Iranian opposition/police clashes
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OREWAHHH JAAAACK-U BOWAHHH (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ga4nNSqsYp0)
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(http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/12/28/opinion/28opchartimg/custom1.jpg)
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Don't be, it's Vanessa Feltz.
I used to be a runner in the studio when she was doing her show, I saw her without make up on, I haven't recovered yet...
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How many countries of the EU can you name in ten minutes? (http://www.mentalfloss.com/quiz/quiz.php?q=524&p=1)
I knew 24 (23 without dictionary).
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(http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/755055002_pHMxL-L.jpg)
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The first half of this page just looks like it's Dovey spewing out words a lot of different words for vagina. How vulgar.
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Which way is she rotating?
(http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5693171,00.gif)
(Link courtesy of Rene Engström's twitter)
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Gustave Le Bon (1879)
“In the most intelligent races, there are a large number of women whose brains are closer in size to those of gorillas than to the most developed male brains. This inferiority is so obvious that no one can contest it for a moment; only its degree is worth discussion. All psychologists who have studied the intelligence of women recognize today that they represent the most inferior forms of human evolution and that they are closer to children and savages than to an adult, civilized man. They excel in fickleness, inconstancy, absence of thought and logic, and incapacity to reason. Without doubt, there exist some distinguished women, very superior to the average man, but they are as exceptional as the birth of any monstrosity, as for example of a gorilla with two heads; consequently, we may neglect them entirely.”
“A desire to give them the same education, and to propose the same goals for them, is a dangerous chimera. The day when, misunderstanding the inferior occupations which nature has given her, women leave the home and take part in our battles; on this day a social revolution will begin, and everything that maintains the sacred ties of the family will disappear.”
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How many countries of the EU can you name in ten minutes? (http://www.mentalfloss.com/quiz/quiz.php?q=524&p=1)
I knew 24 (23 without dictionary).
26. Somehow forgot to put in Luxembourg.
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Which way is she rotating?
(Link courtesy of Rene Engström's twitter)
The leg rotating outwards seems to move towards you on both sides.
(http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/8620/1262661108739.jpg)
Guy with the glasses is channeling Gordito.
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(http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/130580/original.jpg)
Hey guys.
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How many countries of the EU can you name in ten minutes? (http://www.mentalfloss.com/quiz/quiz.php?q=524&p=1)
I knew 24 (23 without dictionary).
I got 25, totally forgot certain mediterranean islands...
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Clockwise.
At least I think so?
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After about a dozen or so rotations it switches direction.
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It is true. It is TRICKERY.
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I'm pretty certain it doesn't. I can make it change direction at will by concentrating on the outer arm travelling past the body.
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I've seen that optical illusion before. I only ever see clockwise, but I really wish I could make it go counter-clockwise.
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That's funny, because I only see counter clockwise.
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What I use to switch is the outstretched leg. The perspective of the actual leg (lower pass in front, higher pass in back) makes it look clockwise, but if you look down at the shadow of it, it makes it appear counterclockwise.
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Number Gossip (http://www.numbergossip.com/)
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(http://threadbombing.com/data/media/2/price-is-right-fail.gif)
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(http://i650.photobucket.com/albums/uu230/SirJuggles/Spinnerexplained-1.gif)
If you want to see it spin a certain way, I find that covering up the one you don't want to see with your hand changes it pretty fast.
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Witchcraft and Heresy!!!!
ArgGH!
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Perspective is a tricky bitch
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Oh god they were all spinning the same way and then the one on the right switched to the other direction and fuck that was trippy. Shit.
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If you want to see it spin a certain way, I find that covering up the one you don't want to see with your hand changes it pretty fast.
That is amazing. I just have to glance to the side before focusing on the middle to see it spinning in each direction.
All that's changed is what I looked at for a split second first! My brain is crazy!
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You can also switch between the right and the left repeatedly to make it look like they're going out of sync now.
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Pictures of celebrities playing table tennis. (http://www.larrytt.com/celebrities_playing_tt/)
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If you want to see it spin a certain way, I find that covering up the one you don't want to see with your hand changes it pretty fast.
That is amazing. I just have to glance to the side before focusing on the middle to see it spinning in each direction.
All that's changed is what I looked at for a split second first! My brain is crazy!
I find that if I scroll down onto the picture she's rotating anticlockwise (from above) but if I scroll up to the picture she goes the other way.
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(http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/3375/batwoman.jpg)
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The first half of this page just looks like it's Dovey spewing out words a lot of different words for vagina. How vulgar.
I didn't even know one word until just now!
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(http://www.viruscomix.com/favoriteband.jpg)
Spot the bands (should be easy for you guys) :-D
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I got all of those except for 11, 12 and 15. It's really obvious, isn't it?
EDIT: Oh wait I got 12 and is 11 actually supposed to represent any specific band, anyway?
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If you concentrate really hard you can make it seem like she is just waggling her leg in front of herself.
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I got all of those except for 11, 12 and 15. It's really obvious, isn't it?
Yup, really obvious :-P I think 11 is meant to represent those bands that fans don't want you to hear about. Surprised you didn't get 15 though.
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Oh gosh, there are too many I don't get. I am not indie, not one bit.
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All of the bands featured in that pic are very well known bands on major labels
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Is the description of no. 17 insinuating that your ideal musical hometown is Oasis?
Because Fuck Oasis.
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17 certainly represents Oasis, although I think it's more specific to the artist, than as a general assertion that Oasis is the comfy pair of slippers of the rock music world. Ironically enough, they are more like the Iron Maiden (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_maiden_%28torture%29) of the music world.
Also can someone tell me what 15 is already, because it's driving me nuts!
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What the fuck sort of picture of Manchester has a pier and skyscrapers?
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IT'S A METAPHOR
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You're a metaphor.
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(http://media.fukung.net/images/17584/c5b660d82294fa275c59656b0547db05.jpg)
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17 certainly represents Oasis, although I think it's more specific to the artist, than as a general assertion that Oasis is the comfy pair of slippers of the rock music world. Ironically enough, they are more like the Iron Maiden (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_maiden_%28torture%29) of the music world.
Also can someone tell me what 15 is already, because it's driving me nuts!
OK.
The Stone Roses
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(http://i.imgur.com/E60Jv.jpg)
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Hilary Duff and Jennifer Love Hewitt or Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson. Would go gay for either combination.
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(http://i.imgur.com/AaSd1.jpg)
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No.
Also, I always thought Natalie Portman didn't have hair
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Just in case you were running out of Cage avatars: (http://niccageaseveryone.blogspot.com/search?updated-max=2010-01-05T17%3A10%3A00-08%3A00&max-results=20)
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y110/Wildkyn/COLINBRIDGEMANGandalf.jpg)
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Maybe people will like this one better?
(http://i516.photobucket.com/albums/u330/Dreamcastguy/perfect_gary_busey.jpg)
Oops. Sorry that image was way too big. Corrected.
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Well played, sir.
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facebook
hah!
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(http://www.utne.com/uploadedImages/utne/blogs/Arts/PepsiLogo.jpg?n=7330)
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What the fuck sort of picture of Manchester has a pier and skyscrapers?
The pier represents the ship canal.
And we have the Beethan tower, shit's big.
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Kenny Rogers, cigarettes, whiskey and a gambler dying on the Muppet Show (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNnrTNFWcsg)
I know I've got the SADs when that made me friggin sob. POOR OLD GUY MUPPET EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE HAPPY AND DANCING BLOO BLOO
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(http://gunshowcomic.com/comics/20100105.gif)
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Holy crap I love KC Green
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(http://msp157.photobucket.com/albums/t49/hollyb333coxnet/1323657751_0e138a577d_o.jpg)
And you know when I'm down to just my socks it's time for business that's why they call it business time (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGOohBytKTU)
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that ghost ship comic was awesome! :-)
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(http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/8131/1262851284437.jpg)
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Kenny Rogers, cigarettes, whiskey and a gambler dying on the Muppet Show (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNnrTNFWcsg)
Back in the days of three channel television (and only one tv per house) The Muppet Show was part of my family's television ritual every week. I remember when this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71hVIGjvuVY) one came on. Best ever muppet show appearance. Seriously.
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(http://i.imgur.com/kkgkB.jpg)
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I've been researching Seasme Street for a project I'm doing. I found this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UNk2uxep7Q (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UNk2uxep7Q)
Which made me CRY laughing. Also this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-YcBVEnLT8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-YcBVEnLT8)
Which I didn't know was by the Pointer Sisters....
The whole Seasme Street You tube Channel is full of greatness.
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What kind of a project might that be? Work or studies?
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This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zzL3N7HE0s&feature=related) was my absolute favorite song as a kid because Ernie sang it. Then, my dad learned how to play it on guitar and would play it for me all the time.
Thanks for the Sesame Street reminders!
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(http://averagecats.com/submissions/cat_uploads/a4b2de306689e0.jpg)
http://averagecats.com/
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Spot the bands (should be easy for you guys) :-D
Some of them are so obvious even a tone-deaf person could get it, and as band knowledge goes I'm not too far in the other direction. But it would be easier with the mouse-over text...
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(http://i48.tinypic.com/2yudkpd.jpg)
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(http://randomfunnypicture.com/wp2/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/japanese-baseball-team-superior-in-all-ways.jpg)
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New Jersey couple causes airport shutdown. (http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2010/01/07/us/AP-US-Newark-Airport-Evacuation.html?_r=1)
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silly Japanese baseball players picture
I was so confused by the shadow cast by the apparent trouser snake until I realized it was the arm of the guy in the background. That's a pretty amazing picture.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ros73m7xBRA
I didn't actually watch it. I refused to. But here you go guys. You tell me how it was.
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Well I have a new favourite animal.
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no money shot? what kind of crazy backwards porno is this anyway
fu ck
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(http://www.11points.com/images/painfullyobvious/teenpregnancy.jpg)
(http://www.11points.com/images/painfullyobvious/frequentsex.jpg)
(http://www.11points.com/images/painfullyobvious/population.jpg)
BABIEEEEEEES
(http://www.11points.com/images/painfullyobvious/crashoccurred.jpg)
(http://www.11points.com/images/painfullyobvious/deathkiller.jpg)
(http://www.11points.com/images/painfullyobvious/womensdiseases.jpg)
(http://www.11points.com/images/painfullyobvious/homicidevictims.jpg)
(http://www.11points.com/images/painfullyobvious/parentsalive.jpg)
(http://www.11points.com/images/painfullyobvious/reportonreports.jpg)
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John I read your avatar as 'Dovey Plows' and giggle a little bit every time.
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silly Japanese baseball players picture
I was so confused by the shadow cast by the apparent trouser snake until I realized it was the arm of the guy in the background. That's a pretty amazing picture.
What pulls it together is the man in the foreground apparently staring right at it.
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Are YOU a Woman Who Has Most of the Extensive Goddess-Qualifications? (http://www.findingmygoddess.com/)
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holy fuck hahaha
(http://www.findingmygoddess.com/mark_1534.jpg)
If she has been a prostitute, that is GOOD!! We can discuss it at length. I have partially written a book entitled, Resurrecting the Innocence in Prostitutes (this is not a part of the Trilogy discussed in Section 8 below). Fascinating topic! Sacred Prostitution is an important part of my Global Vision.
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OK, that tops the http://www.10k4awife.com/ guy, even though he's been working it for over a decade now.
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Wow that's dumb look at my picture instead. Here I'll post it again.
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http://i47.tinypic.com/21o3t6r.jpg
OLD MEME
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Spam is delicious keiffer
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(http://i47.tinypic.com/21o3t6r.jpg)
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Spam is delicious keiffer
I'm making a point, here.
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I don't get it
is it that weed is good
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The point is that image is fucking awesome
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I can hear them both screaming when I look at that, and I don't like it.
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I'm screaming too
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I will see the two of them in my dreams tonight. And they will eviscerate me or asphyxiate me or just make those faces at me and I will be dead then.
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Y'all are pussies
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(http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/1884/4739b179.jpg)
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I am probably a godawful sadist, who indulges in the worst excesses of schadenfreude. I am probably a Terrible Person.
But this video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8GGp_bpsng) made me immeasurably happy.
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The only way that could have been better is if the guy whipped out his dick and started furiously jerking on everyone.
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man I was expecting all the people to start throwing shit at the stage, not cheer. Admittedly I did not watch all the way to the end, maybe things got ugly toward the end?
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A couple of people get... uncomfortably outraged at their not receiving that which they thought they were going to receive.
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I feel like they got really lucky - the fact that they provided alcohol would've been both a blessing and a curse, but apparently Twilight fans aren't the boisterous type, so it was mostly the former.
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*Happiness = Marshmallows*
Amen.
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(http://www.heartshapedskull.com/oddities/Calvin_and_Hobbes.jpg)
Do you know what time it is?
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(http://acidcow.com/pics/20091202/funny_demotivational_posters_30.jpg)
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That's more "rape" than "harassment".
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and as we all know rape is hilarious
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(http://actinglikeanimals.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/129067547747370038.jpg)
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In reply to Beopuppy, it's something I'm making all by myself. It involves puppets.
Also are we really back to animal pictures with captions?
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(http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs49/f/2009/149/0/5/Mara_2009_I_by_W0LLE.jpg)
i fucking dare somebody to put a caption on that.
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Something about rickets, probably.
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Isn't that the name of a Death Cab for Cutie album?
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(http://www.cracked.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/sb40-cover.jpg)
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(http://i47.tinypic.com/21o3t6r.jpg)
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(Man Comics)
Bottom left: Brock Samson??
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i fucking dare somebody to put a caption on that.
I could see someone putting the words, "Lowrider," or, "EAGLE!!!" on it
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"Lowrider"
this
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Also are we really back to animal pictures with captions?
Fuck it's like I live in a world where people are 1. serious about the Pointless Thread and 2. have never seen this
(http://curtisbaigent.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/haters_gonna_hate.gif)
I'd call what I posted the exception to the rule.
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The Third and the Seventh (http://vimeo.com/7809605?hd=1)
I suppose you'd call it an architecture film. Except that it's an amazing look at beautiful spaces set to an epic soundtrack. And it's 100% done in the most perfect CG I've ever laid eyes on.
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That's incredible.
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oh wow, i didn't read your post very carefully before i clicked the link, and i watched the whole thing, and only after it was over did i find out it was 100% cgi. that is absolutely amazing.
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v371/est_xplosif/random/Good_morning_son.jpg)
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Great timing.
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(http://www.sinfest.net/comikaze/comics/2006-10-08.gif)
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In reply to Beopuppy, it's something I'm making all by myself. It involves puppets.
Well, good luck with that. As far as I'm concerned the world needs more hilarious puppet shows.
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(http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvz2frCiAe1qzw91io1_500.jpg)
(http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvz2f0enK81qzw91io1_500.jpg)
(http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvz2cdinpI1qzw91io1_500.jpg)
(http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvz27wItI51qzw91io1_500.jpg)
(http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvz28yGhc01qzw91io1_500.jpg)
(http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvz2cw0y3V1qzw91io1_500.jpg)
(http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvz27axkoi1qzw91io1_500.jpg)
(http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvz1j1PRWW1qapbp3o1_500.jpg)
(http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvz1hyPUPa1qapbp3o1_500.jpg)
(http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvz1got6t51qapbp3o1_500.jpg)
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(http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvz1emKXx91qapbp3o1_500.jpg)
(http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvz0e0SzsI1qapbp3o1_500.jpg)
(http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvz2a2VaO41qzw91io1_500.jpg)
(http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvz0esaB9o1qapbp3o1_500.jpg)
(http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvz10ji58J1qapbp3o1_500.jpg)
(http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvz0hk9xlb1qapbp3o1_500.jpg)
(http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvz0gu2BBq1qapbp3o1_500.jpg)
(http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvz2do04Ld1qzw91io1_500.jpg)
(http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvz0nbStDb1qapbp3o1_500.jpg)
(http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvz0ltiOM41qapbp3o1_500.jpg)
(http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvz0jvL2931qapbp3o1_500.jpg)
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That's one of those things that's funny when you see it, but when you actually think of someone setting up/taking all those pictures, it gets creepy.
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Jesus (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUDTq7cAqR0) vs. Drum (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQdIiEUFtqk)'n'Bass (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c26s1xQkCLY)
Actually seriously one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
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That's one of those things that's funny when you see it, but when you actually think of someone setting up/taking all those pictures, it gets creepy.
Why would it be creepy? Some of them are kind of cliched, and some are meant to be amusing, but in others the photographer is trying their hand at satire and/or social commentary.
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(http://www.menagea3.net/comics/mat20100109.png)
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(http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvz1got6t51qapbp3o1_500.jpg)
(http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvz0esaB9o1qapbp3o1_500.jpg)
These two are my favorites. ha!
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That's one of those things that's funny when you see it, but when you actually think of someone setting up/taking all those pictures, it gets creepy.
Why would it be creepy? Some of them are kind of cliched, and some are meant to be amusing, but in others the photographer is trying their hand at satire and/or social commentary.
The one tender posted is creepier anyway.
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Awesome christmas films. Definitely not for children! Well maybe for those who don't believe Santa is real... This will make them believe!
Rare Exports part1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JIz7I5yzwQ)
Rare Exports part2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z4OvK3Vn44&)
now we all know.
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(http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs294.ash1/22143_1312690417631_1241769662_30858750_1306968_n.jpg)
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http://boards.4chan.org/x/res/3352241
List of bizarre and interesting wikipedia articles, courtesy of /x/ the Paranornal board.
If you have ever done or wanted to do acid, you'll like this.
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(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a207/Xyljin/AIG.jpg)
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http://boards.4chan.org/x/res/3352241
List of bizarre and interesting wikipedia articles, courtesy of /x/ the Paranornal board.
If you have ever done or wanted to do acid, you'll like this.
I will now be wasting the rest of my night on this.
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As will I.
I like the fact that half of those I have read over the years.
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It's 3am and not only should I be asleep right now but I made the mistake of reading some of the more creature/demon-based of those articles and now I am just plain not sleeping.
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(http://i49.tinypic.com/2wo9gy1.jpg)
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That.was.hilarious.
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(http://www.bearandfox.com/comics/chess_900.gif)
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Ha.
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(http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/4627/1263213166363.jpg)
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(http://chrisleavins.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c681b53ef012876bbb433970c-500wi)
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finally found it
(http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/3663/hatersgonnahatej.jpg)
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(http://www.tcampbell.net/john/MisneyDisplay.png)
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Jasmine is giving Emma Frost the bedroom eyes.
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Chip and Dale are chipmunks, not squirrels. I bet Squirrel Girl doesn't even know what they're saying.
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The Dogs playing Poker politely request you put away those staid pictures of moronic captionned cats - they also beg to inform that as of just now they are the next Big Thing on this part of the internet.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v330/zeejay_djinn/im_DogsPlayingPoker.jpg)
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(http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/133/katamariloko.jpg)
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that disney marvel thing is awesome!
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metal or not metal? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A43JOxLa5MM&feature=player_embedded)
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that disney marvel thing is awesome!
Agreed. It took me a second to figure out that it wasn't just another mashup, but actually had a point. Then it kept getting better and better.
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Scot Trek (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Khrpy4V0-U4&feature=related)
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I like how the disney princesses all looked miffed except Jasmine. I also like the fact they aren't fighting, but makin' friend, it made me go "Awww!" at least twice. Awesome. Just, awesome.
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(http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/129034185169452618.jpg)
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Rifftracks?
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(http://i.imgur.com/73jxW.jpg)
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(http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/129034185169452618.jpg)
Oh, they're on it. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpT8l94CKcs&feature=related)
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Oh, they're on it. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpT8l94CKcs&feature=related)
oh god that was fucking awesome!
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(http://static.funnyjunk.com/gifs/funny15.gif)
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Oh, they're on it. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpT8l94CKcs&feature=related)
oh god that was fucking awesome!
It's time to make the donuts DEAR GOD it's time to make the donuts!
(http://i516.photobucket.com/albums/u330/Dreamcastguy/VanityPlateCTHULHU.jpg)
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"Pokemon (http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%253A%252F%252Fwww.youtube.com%252Fwatch%253Fv%253DxZP-u_SARto&h=f4049c724d44868ff045eb8bade36b50&ref=share)" by Square One
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Britney Spears and Science (http://britneyspears.ac/lasers.htm)
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(http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/basic_day13.jpg)
Yer doin' it wrong.
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(http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kw41lfqAdB1qa9b8ro1_500.jpg)
(http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvxzerAEaV1qa9b8ro1_500.jpg)
(http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvxi3g6hYh1qa9b8ro1_500.jpg)
http://blackandwtf.tumblr.com/page/2
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oh god that is fantastic.
page four (http://blackandwtf.tumblr.com/page/4) has some real gems on it.
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twilight rifftrax
I highly recommend watching the entire thing, it's the funniest thing.
"Sit down, have some plaid!"
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(http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/bird_fight.jpg)
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swearing on television! (http://tv.gawker.com/5446310/the-cast-of-better-off-teds-fantastically-vulgar-outtakes)
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imagez
http://blackandwtf.tumblr.com/page/2
The middle one is easy: that's Zoe from Doctor Who and those are the Cybermen from the serial Wheel in Space.
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(http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuyx58bJkH1qa9b8ro1_500.jpg)
huh
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0ciF9jizzg8/SxUgl-JHK3I/AAAAAAAABRw/Dft3iZN-lcw/s400/caravan-palace.jpg)
what
I think that image is a fake.
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(http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kplcwiL2s91qz5q5oo1_500.jpg)
You've alerted the zombie penguin horde.
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The Trumpeter and the Ass (http://poetv.com/video.php?vid=73162)
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(http://files.uploadffs.com/c/1/fa2913df/wrongsully.jpg)
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My faith in humanity: slightly reassured.
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4024/4270644910_4f3d41b7c2_o.jpg)
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(http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/2976/snakecake1.png)
(http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/3052/snakecake2.png)
(http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/142/snakecake3.png)
(http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/5127/snakecake4.png)
(http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/1948/snakecake5.png)
(http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/9770/snakecake6.png)
(http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/994/snakecake7.png)
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(http://i.imgur.com/PawWu.jpg)
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Dan I had a cartoon version of that stuck on my fridge about five years ago.
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Before my time.
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(http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/7682/pigfly.jpg)
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(http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvfjkarBm71qa9b8ro1_500.jpg)
Fuck yeah.
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Soviet pig
listen air - remember, that part when drums kicks in and start slowly scrolling down that picture it is very nice experince.
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Your daily dose of d'aaaawwww.
(http://www.collectedcurios.com/SA_0599_small.jpg)
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(http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/4074/resuscitatingadrowningc.jpg)
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Your daily dose of d'aaaawwww.
(http://thii.sarjakuvablogit.com/files/2009/12/kakkalapsi.png)
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So fucking cool. (http://videotopic.com/video/2b25c7ba67bfaf3/YellowBird-3D-Video-Technology-With-Full-360-Viewing)
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Bloody awesome.
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(http://www.ratemyeverything.net/ImageDatabase/PostImages/21297/Original/2254_6775.jpg)
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(http://i45.tinypic.com/10foy74.jpg)
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The Dude, Shakespeare style (http://www.runleiarun.com/lebowski/)
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(http://208.116.9.205/10/content/21065/1.jpg)
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http://firstpersontetris.com/
this is slightly nauseating.
ah boo... probably server overkill.
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Portal's Still Alive done through American Sign Language! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9iXOtxu5Ro&feature=channel)
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Spacepig
The bottle says:
Central Administration of Military Engineering Division and Anti-aircraft Defense
The People's Commissariat for Internal Affairs - USSR
Technical Division
Cahors No. 9 0.75 L
At least the pig got French wine.
So fucking cool. (http://videotopic.com/video/2b25c7ba67bfaf3/YellowBird-3D-Video-Technology-With-Full-360-Viewing)
This comes with the incredibly dissatisfying feeling of only being able to see a fraction of what's happening.
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The Dude, Shakespeare style (http://www.runleiarun.com/lebowski/)
Fucking AWESOME
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(http://meme.zenfs.com/u/3b66e92ebfe6bf8ec98611545ee34ff7986fefa5.gifa)
Pointless, I win.
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A machine whose sole purpose is to turn itself off. A new advancement in robot technology indeed.
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it's like my car!
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Portal's Still Alive done through American Sign Language! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9iXOtxu5Ro&feature=channel)
I'm a little bit in love with that guy. I'm also going to dig out all my sign language stuff & re learn all the non-comedy bit's I've forgotten.
Eeeee! Whole Channel! http://www.youtube.com/user/CaptainValor (http://www.youtube.com/user/CaptainValor) He is ace.
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it's like my car!
I voted 5 on this.
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KAWAIIIIIIIIhuh? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kWChfujNz8&feature=player_embedded)
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(http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/6914/batmankid.jpg)
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(http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/hidden_liquor_cabinet.jpg)
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Anyone read the wikipedia article on the vulva (http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/vulva) lately?
This picture caption stands out:
In the left image female genitalia are in the resting state, waiting to strike. The right image the female has been frightened, and the vulva is crying and the labia are trying to escape.
I wonder how long this has been like that.
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http://firstpersontetris.com/
this is slightly nauseating.
ah boo... probably server overkill.
If I play any more of this i'm going to throw up in my mouth.
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If I play it any more I'm going to throw up in your mouth too.
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Noted Party Enthusiast Andrew WK on claims that he is not him
I don't feel tired out by the question, because people clearly still have been wondering about it, and it's my responsibility in that regard to assure people that I am who I am. It just feels odd to me, though, to have it still be in question, because I don't see who else, really, I could be. I don't see how it's possible for anyone else to be me, so it becomes a very personally confusing and, at times, emotionally distressing situation. In general, it's very hard for me to comment except to say that I am Andrew W.K.
link (http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/andrew-wk-real.php)
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that interview is awesome
why is andrew wk so much The Fucking Man
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http://i.imgur.com/PawWu.jpg
Dan I had a cartoon version of that stuck on my fridge about five years ago.
(http://i48.tinypic.com/64l3lh.gif)
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Oxford's finest (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaIHzCcjpR8)
Filmed at Boars Hill on the edge of Oxford - those concerned have sadly been reprimanded...
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http://firstpersontetris.com/
this is slightly nauseating.
ah boo... probably server overkill.
AAAAAAAHHHH OMGGGGGGGGGG WTF
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I'm better at that on night mode than I am at regular tetris
(sorry guys, I'll go now)
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I was wondering where you went.
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All I get with the first-person tetris is a black screen.
What am I doing wrong?
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(http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/5807/metali.jpg)
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http://firstpersontetris.com/
this is slightly nauseating.
ah boo... probably server overkill.
The biggest issue I have with this is that you can't slide blocks. It sets them at the start of the frame they make contact and not the end of it. The spinning and the screwy controls are not much of an issue, but nt being able to slide means I have come up with a whole new game plan.
May you've probably just gotta wait and it'll turn up.
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Really? I slid a few blocks right before they locked in. The most annoying thing for me is only being able to rotate one direction.
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(http://www.leasticoulddo.com/comic/20100112)
damn airline...
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(http://www.canucklehead.ca/_Media/waferthin-2.jpeg)
Pulled from the WTF Files, haha. I'm going to start skewing product results on Amazon with weird-ass purchases now.
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The biggest issue I have with this is that you can't slide blocks. It sets them at the start of the frame they make contact and not the end of it. The spinning and the screwy controls are not much of an issue, but nt being able to slide means I have come up with a whole new game plan.
Yeah, that bothered me the most too.
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A machine whose sole purpose is to turn itself off. A new advancement in robot technology indeed.
I think the fact that I stared at that for a good 2 minutes kinda says something.
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(http://blog.starwreck.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/jackson_ss.jpg)
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(http://cache-03.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2009/12/500x_08_01.jpg)
Makes me think of Fallout 3 for some reason. More here:
http://io9.com/5435724/the-grandiose-decay-of-abandoned-detroit/gallery/ (http://io9.com/5435724/the-grandiose-decay-of-abandoned-detroit/gallery/)
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Fuck 3 dimensions (http://fffff.at/fuck-3d/)
And in the same vein, life as an FPS (http://datenform.de/fpseng.html)
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(http://cache-03.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2009/12/500x_08_01.jpg)
Makes me think of Fallout 3 for some reason. More here:
http://io9.com/5435724/the-grandiose-decay-of-abandoned-detroit/gallery/ (http://io9.com/5435724/the-grandiose-decay-of-abandoned-detroit/gallery/)
i don't like the look of this place
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(http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/3449/supes1.jpg)
(http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/8407/supes2.jpg)
(http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/225/supes3.jpg)
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artist did an amazing job on that wrinkled button up.
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(http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs146.snc3/17373_417208475292_574280292_10708212_2234533_n.jpg)
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I didn't know where else to put this so it's goin' in here:
This is "Dixie" Dave Collins of sludge metal band Weedeater
(http://www.metalsucks.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/collinsshothistoeoff.jpg)
Dave is also notable for having recently shot his big toe clean off while cleaning his shotgun, while it was loaded, for some reason.
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Dave is a role model
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Robotic Vibraphone (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yshWmtZYbtA&feature=player_embedded), dude.
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Charlie Bit Me! (Autotuned) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMM0R19IisI&feature=player_embedded)
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(http://i.imgur.com/tkSVI.jpg)
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Someone never heard of LAN parties.
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whatever, that comic is at best only vaguely accurate. While reading that first I thought "right, because to steal XBox games you need to physically take the box from the store," then I was annoyed by the implication that dlc is somehow different between console and PC games.
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also that computer is using an old ass monitor
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Someone never heard of LAN parties.
Blizzard evidently didn't when they removed LAN from Starcraft 2.
Hey-Oh!
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Robotic Vibraphone (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yshWmtZYbtA&feature=player_embedded), dude.
I'm late to go out on on a saturday night because I keep listening to this...<3 x 10
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(http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/9628/inhell.png)
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Cop getting brassed up
That is brilliant.
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(http://boxerhockey.fireball20xl.com/comics/100.jpg)
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That is totally awesome!
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thank you for the new avatar!
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(http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v354/19/77/672931081/n672931081_1463282_862.jpg)
(http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2327/19/77/672931081/n672931081_1945347_3360.jpg)
(http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2738/19/77/672931081/n672931081_2125765_4962009.jpg)
moar (http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=59609&id=672931081#/album.php?aid=59609&id=672931081&page=2)
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(http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v66/185/41/184801713/n184801713_30725098_9947.jpg)
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Christ man...why you got to do a thing
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Uggos got needs too
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Big chix lyk big dix
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(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/vj/r2u/vduj/42008/685192255.jpg)
What was that?! it sounded like a homo being strangled!
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Those boards are awesome, FIXDIX!
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(http://imgkk.com/i/LpdlTE.jpg)
Look! It's the Combine Gunship!
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What was that?! it sounded like a homo being strangled!
That and "the sky is blue motherfucker!" were definitely my two favorite lines.
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(http://forums.luckystarshrine.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=14&d=1263753610)
Indeed.
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I didn't get why the "Get in the car" one until I read them all again. I now think it is the funniest thing anyone has ever said ever and can't stop laughing.
It's a motorbike, not a car!
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Chocolate vinyls. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVM18iJTMZs&feature=popular)
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(http://random-domain.com/comics/comics/00000042.jpg)
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Hurf durf hurf durf excuse to draw Samus naked
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samus is a chick?
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Hurf durf hurf durf excuse to draw Samus naked
But shepard is naked too
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Hurf durf hurf durf excuse to draw Samus naked
how is that a bad thing?
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samus is a chick?
Samus is a girl. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SamusIsAGirl) You should know this already. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouShouldKnowThisAlready)
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jerk, shamelessly linkin' to tvtropes like that. you know we can't escape!
d'awwww
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c379/elliemarie90/photography/penguin.jpg)
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Can you name them all?
(http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/5595/blackwl.jpg)
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please tell me that's Giles in the background
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(http://i46.tinypic.com/2yn41ol.gif)
(http://i46.tinypic.com/2qcfall.png)
(http://i49.tinypic.com/34fxzt3.jpg)
http://springfieldpunx.blogspot.com/search/label/LOST
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Black people
Can't name them all but let's see:
Creature from the Black Lagoon
Black Lightning
Black Adder
Men In Black (with a Wanted poster of Sirius Black)
Black Beauty
Black Widow
Black Canary
Black Cat
Black Bolt
Black Adam with Isis
Black Panther with Storm
Jack Black
Black Sabbath
Black Mamba
Black Flash
A good number of faces I know but for the life of me can't remember
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oh my gooooooood
(http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kw9qgxtkXn1qzvnxpo1_500.png)
it looks like baconthulu
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needs more bacon.
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oh my gooooooood
(toomuchbacon.jpg)
it looks like baconthulu
Oh Dear Lord. I just puked in my mouth a little bit.
Also, that top bun is just so damn superfluous. That bacon is laughing.
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SUPRISE
(http://i49.tinypic.com/o78xs9.jpg)
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Surprise!!
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Oh my god that is the best thing.
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(http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/38140_robotdancecontest.jpg)
(http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/78731_thumnpipetattoo.jpg)
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(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/ob/VGGraphs.jpg)
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(http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvxkxftAtr1qzvdydo1_500.jpg)
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Poor Sven.
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(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3536/3772235567_17aa118727.jpg)
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(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/9/2010/01/10nerf.jpg)
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(http://i880.photobucket.com/albums/ac10/thrillaofmanila42/1263588452318.png)
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(http://pinktentacle.com/images/10/diego_san_1.jpg)
(http://pinktentacle.com/images/10/diego_san_2.jpg)
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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that thing kinda looks like Bruce Willis.
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"Awww baby robot bruce willis, c'mere & give me cuddles"
I've been shopping for props for a shoot. I found these things. There are funny.
http://www.cosplaysupplies.com/store.php?p=PM-DG18481&s=R7TZ (http://www.cosplaysupplies.com/store.php?p=PM-DG18481&s=R7TZ)
http://www.cosplaysupplies.com/store.php?p=CL-180282-51784&s=CJ1Q (http://www.cosplaysupplies.com/store.php?p=CL-180282-51784&s=CJ1Q)
http://www.cosplaysupplies.com/store.php?p=CL-180284-51686&s=CJ1Q (http://www.cosplaysupplies.com/store.php?p=CL-180284-51686&s=CJ1Q)
(They are all SFW)
Also:
http://www.cosplaysupplies.com/store.php?s=J0PR (http://www.cosplaysupplies.com/store.php?s=J0PR)
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(http://filesmelt.com/dl/sweet_zombie_jesus.gif)
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That entire movie is fucking weird.
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(They are all SFW)
Considering the image at the top of this page, why do we even bother?
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I know...But I guess it's different with clicky's maybe?
Making fun of the Tories, always good for a laugh!
http://www.andybarefoot.com/politics/cameron.php (http://www.andybarefoot.com/politics/cameron.php)
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(http://i34.tinypic.com/2nq4706.jpg)
The Other Boleyn Girl
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I didn't think it was a chick flick.
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To some people, any movie without fiery explosions or graphic sex is a chick flick.
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By that definition I like chick flicks better than the other kind...
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Can't name them all but let's see:
Creature from the Black Lagoon
Black Lightning
Black Adder
Men In Black (with a Wanted poster of Sirius Black)
Black Beauty
Black Widow
Black Canary
Black Cat
Black Bolt
Black Adam with Isis
Black Panther with Storm
Jack Black
Black Sabbath
Black Mamba
Black Flash
A good number of faces I know but for the life of me can't remember
I think the ones you missed are:
Black Condor (bird guy)
The Black Racer (guy on skis)
Blacklash
Black Mask
Selene the Black Queen
Shaw the Black King
The Black Knight
The Black Flame
Black Tom
Blackhawk
Black Vulcan (the super friends version of Black Lightening)
Black Hand
Black Cock
What I don't get is why Mr. Mind is destroying the cake, who the person between Blacklash and Selene is, and why Jerry Springer is there.
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(http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/764979695_mxWkk-X1.jpg)
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It's Lewis Black.
(http://electricityandlust.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/lewis-black.jpg)
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Fuck, how did I miss that. He's even doing that finger thing.
(http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/2946/parkerjameson.jpg)
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What I don't get is why Mr. Mind is destroying the cake, who the person between Blacklash and Selene is, and why Jerry Springer is there.
jerry springer? I thought it was lewis black.
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Even with the creepy spiderman gay kiss on this page, (is Peter of legal age? It seems kind of predatory to me) I'm really glad there has been a page break because the last page just had all kinds of disturbing shit on it.
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Peter is like 35 or something.
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Shows you I don't know the canon. I thought he was in high school.
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Peter/JJJ
Some might even call their make-up sex Amazing or possibly Spectacular
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or even Ultimate
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Some might even use the word "Amazing".
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Yes some might even use the word Amazing two posts above you
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Some might even describe it as Amazing!
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I've heard before that some describe it as AMAZING!
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(http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/1382/thorcard.jpg)
(http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/7486/captaincard.jpg)
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Now that is Amazing. or dare I say American!
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That is rather Marvellous
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Oh man, the fact that I missed that is totally Uncanny. It's almost Astonishing
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(http://forums.comicbookresources.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=59921&d=1263774281)(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj202/faithwithoutreason/superhero-missing-you.jpg)
(http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/1958/capiron.jpg)(http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/marveldatabase/images/7/78/Natasha_Stark_%28Earth-3490%29.jpg)(http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kw2903s9Vh1qzjnqko1_500.jpg)(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j144/crimsonquills/slashymoments/CASOL6_01.jpg)(http://valiantknife.org/alex/ca/what.gif)(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j144/crimsonquills/slashymoments/Repulsor.jpg)(http://valiantknife.org/alex/boysincostumes.png)(http://valiantknife.org/alex/ca/awshucks.jpg)(http://valiantknife.org/alex/tralala.jpg)(http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/3/31928/895881-cap_super.jpg)(http://www.littlestuffedbull.com/images/comics/adff288-capbway.jpg)(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j144/crimsonquills/slashymoments/Eyes.jpg)
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the craigslist one is beautiful
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(http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/6659/1263954298800.gif)
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(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/7m/1cq/hqp/39958/686201554.gif)
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I have a black cursor. I feel so unique.
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fucking black cursors coming over here in their third-world archive files, clicking all our good links and shit.
bastards.
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BLACK CURSORS ARE PEOPLE TOO
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wait mine has shadow under it what does that mean?
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(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/political-pictures-bush-obama-evil-lurks.jpg)
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(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/8/2010/01/smurf_on_na__vi_action_by_drawerofdrawings.jpg)
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I wonder if there's any really detailed CGI Avatar rule 34 material yet.
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Dang, beat my to it
(http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/4820/armorcb.jpg)
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(http://braxnet.org/info.php)
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Haha! I don't live in Lower Hutt. Fuck you internet magic!
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I see some people have been going to scans daily and found the crack and context deficient pipes.
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(http://braxnet.org/info.php)
Wilmington NC perhaps?
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Bremerton WA? nice try internets! You'll never find me!
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It's right on the money for me.
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Wait, you live in Sydney?
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Yeah well Sydney is pretty big.
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Yeah, I just always figured Zombiedude was a filthy american.
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one of us! one of us!
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Yeah, it was pretty far off for me too!
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How do you do that? Living in Sidney and Laval? That is pretty ace, dude.
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Yeah, I just always figured Zombiedude was a awesome canadian.
Fixed
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(http://braxnet.org/info.php)
It was pretty well right on for me.
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(http://happletea.com/comics/2009-08-04.jpg)
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(http://braxnet.org/info.php)
This is more than a bit unnerving. Does no-one else find this a touch unnerving?
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What's going on is that you see only YOUR information. Everybody else sees THEIR information. I forgot where this is, but I used to have it available as a signature or something.
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Pretty much correct, even got the town right.
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Oh thank god, I couldn't figure out for the life of me what was going on.
Also it's wrong. Though it is like 2 cities over.
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It was slightly off for me. Still a pretty cool trick; I've seen something like it before.
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507 miles off, plus it guessed 4 browsers, only 1 was right.
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Anyway, Pencil face (http://redirectingat.com/?id=629X1198&url=http%3A%2F%2Fyoutube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D4MjTb5A68VA)
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I've been considering going to school there.
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That thing said I live in the United States, then said, "Maybe you live in a city? Oh, well."
Amusing. I live nowhere near a city.
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I had that, too - it makes a change from those location services that put me down in Cornwall. Some get it right, too, so I guess it's simply a matter of how expensive a database they're using.
But that much identification (and no more) has been available for 15 years or so.
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Muse play "live" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3UW2kqJ9R4)
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This is more than a bit unnerving. Does no-one else find this a touch unnerving?
Really? You find it unnerving that the internet can get within like a hundred miles of your location? That's like the shittiest intelligence agency ever. "Well we can't be certain he's human and not some sort of advanced chatbot, but his computer is definitely accessing the internet from somewhere in Britain."
For me it guessed a suburb of Chicago. That's rather interesting to me; I'm in the middle of the biggest city in this region of the country, but the origin point for my ISP is apparently a suburb.
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It got everything correct for me, city, browser, operating system, all of that. Weird.
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It thinks I'm in Ambler. Hah!
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It thinks I live in the place I've been talking about moving to...Which isn't that close to where I am.
Is it a sign?
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(http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/1382/thorcard.jpg)
(http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/7486/captaincard.jpg)
I know those were on the last page but please tell me these are real.
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Sadly no, but I would love to own a Marvel or even comic book themed deck of cards
(http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/5972/beastfamily.jpg)
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(http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/7074/morganfreeman.jpg)
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CURSOR DISCO!
I'd give you points for pointlessness, but that would be defeating the point.
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no points in the poinltess thread! demerits all around! and badges! with...with LED lights and....disco! ufckkkyeah
also that spying text box bastard thinks I live in Lynden. FUCK LYNDEN. although Ted Nugent did play their county fair two years ago, during which time he shot his guitar with a flaming arrow on stage. aw you know what...YOU'RE ALRIGHT, LYNDEN!
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no points in the poinltess thread!
Having too many points is like having no point at all.
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The beast family was adorabe.
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no points in the poinltess thread!
Having too many points is like having no point at all.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v321/NvrTooMuchPython/the_point.jpg)
As the Pointed Man says "A point in every direction is the same as no point at all."
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(http://www.toplessrobot.com/Star_Wars_Green_Yoda_Wearing_Glasses-T.jpg)
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v321/NvrTooMuchPython/the_point.jpg)
holy shit I haven't seen that movie in forever. that shit is insane to the power of crazy.
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Elizzybeth, SWM, you are in my top 10 favorite QCers right now.
Fun Fact: My sister got the Pointed Man tattooed on her arm.
Other Fact: When I get some money, I am getting Oblio and Arrow tattooed on my arm.
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Art (http://www.fredericfontenoy.com/Site/home_1.html) mostly (http://www.edelmangallery.com/witkin.htm) NSFW (http://www.eugeniorecuenco.com/images_015.html) and a bit porn-y*(but in 3d!) (http://www.binaryexhibit.com/gallery.html)
*"porn-y if you consider naked women = porn.
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Also, Internet Vices (http://www.patrickmoberg.com/internet-vices/)
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Also, Internet Vices (http://www.patrickmoberg.com/internet-vices/)
rad
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(http://braxnet.org/info.php)
No, I'm proxied, way to guess the browser. Not. Yes I'm in Jamaica, no, I'm not in Kingston. Good work on the URL though, you sly detective.
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This is a terrible music video (http://youtube.com/watch?v=18gDUzL2mLQ)
this is an unrelated picture
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e4/Unknown_Combo_(Animated).gif)
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Also, Internet Vices (http://www.patrickmoberg.com/internet-vices/)
Ties in nicely to the whole "Facebook is for middle class white twentysomethings Myspace is for adolescent minorities" thing
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Is...Is Death coppin' a feel?
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This is a terrible music video (http://youtube.com/watch?v=18gDUzL2mLQ)
Mini Daddy yeah!
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Art NSFW and a bit porn-y*(but in 3d!)
Wow, thanks a lot! I really liked the site.
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Translation: I need more Kleenex.
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A-ha-haaa (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-WHfRzTNS0)
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Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her brand new Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cute glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!
When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist..
'Miss Beatrice', he said, I wonder if you would tell me about this?' Pointing to the bowl.
'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter!
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This is a terrible music video (http://youtube.com/watch?v=18gDUzL2mLQ)
Mini Daddy yeah!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeL0_tFI_I0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeL0_tFI_I0)
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(http://cdn.ccomrcdn.com/image/446/410/CDN-IP/cc-common/mlib/2135/02/2135_12350849751.jpg)
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That is ingenius. And I bet they taste delicious too!
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You can only hope.
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(http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/5669/truestory.jpg)
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Scharpling & Wurster's a great program.
Bust a move, robot! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOJbFtN6yx8)
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(http://www.thedoghousediaries.com/comics/uncategorized/deathstar%20wiki-c416243.png)
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Bust a move, robot! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOJbFtN6yx8)
Want.
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Khar posted this in meebo, I am putting it here so I can find it again later, also because it is wonderful
(http://www.virginmedia.com/images/mega-mouth-shark-431x300.jpg)
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WOULD
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9jz0G-RrDs&feature=player_embedded# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9jz0G-RrDs&feature=player_embedded#)
STARWARSDANCEPARTY!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHCu28bfxSI&feature=player_embedded# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHCu28bfxSI&feature=player_embedded#)
Lady Gaga's Pokerface re-done by men with beards .to celebrate the typeface Neutra face
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(http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/3762/1264247934413.jpg)
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(http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/3369/chipettescaptainamerica.jpg)
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Keepon groovin'. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIfO_uUXMqo)
The true purpose of Keepon (aka Boogiebot) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFfw0RteVwA).
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awesome
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Have some dancing (http://"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0BHxhUnokU&feature=related"). Skip to 2:43 to see it, or alternatively don't and watch fucking slim and slam play some awesome music.
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(http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwktxtcV9T1qzmodco1_500.jpg)
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(http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/9157/blastoisedad.png)
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See how many people you know!
(http://filesmelt.com/dl/100-history-personalities.jpg)
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monster hunter
good god that is amazing
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One of my friends being really drunk. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1VSh_DrVO0)
Watch it until the end.
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http://bulbasaur.ytmnd.com/
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(http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/94315_flyingcatstaircase.gif)
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wait what
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http://bulbasaur.ytmnd.com/
I'm not sure what it says for my mental health that I've just left that window open for the past 20 minutes...
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See how many people you know!
This is so awesome! My boyfriend, neighbor, and I spent about twenty minutes going through, naming everyone we could. Then I found this (http://cliptank.com/PeopleofInfluencePainting.htm) in a Google search to figure out the artist--it's the same image, but with mouseover identifications of everyone and links to Wikipedia pages about them. Awesome.
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Did you notice what happens when you click on the camel? Awesome!
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mmm what you say (http://www.glumbert.com/media/dearsister)
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Man, how is that dude dating Joanna Newsom?
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Did you notice what happens when you click on the camel? Awesome!
Also look at the alt-text for the guy with the stick to the left of gandhi.
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Do you want to date my avatar? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urNyg1ftMIU)
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Is it strange that the first person I recognized when I saw that picture was Vladimir Lenin?
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Nah, he was the first person I got as well.
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See how many people you know!
This is so awesome! My boyfriend, neighbor, and I spent about twenty minutes going through, naming everyone we could. Then I found this (http://cliptank.com/PeopleofInfluencePainting.htm) in a Google search to figure out the artist--it's the same image, but with mouseover identifications of everyone and links to Wikipedia pages about them. Awesome.
Apparently Charles Darwin and Noah are the same person.
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Did you notice what happens when you click on the camel? Awesome!
Also look at the alt-text for the guy with the stick to the left of gandhi.
And then the dog to the left of him.
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Look at the cat on the camel. That is my favorite.
Also,
(http://aproposofnothing.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/freddie-mercury.jpg)
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(http://i50.tinypic.com/34zlypx.jpg)
(http://i47.tinypic.com/16jlqpt.jpg)
(http://i49.tinypic.com/bjb952.jpg)
(http://i47.tinypic.com/2ufrdl1.jpg)
(http://i45.tinypic.com/311pauh.jpg)
(http://i50.tinypic.com/a0dvd3.jpg)
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mmm what you say (http://www.glumbert.com/media/dearsister)
http://www.glumbert.com/media/dearsister
lol funny.
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(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/knockknockwhosethere.png)
I really like Cyanide and Happiness. It's fun.
EDIT: Also, hey, 1000 posts. That's cool.
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Chat with random people via webcam! (http://chatroulette.com/)
Might be nsfw obviously.
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Haiti?
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Seagull eats pigeon
(http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/5605/1260443600pelicanswallo.gif)
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that's a pelican
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Pelicans are fucked
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oops, that's silly I'm not sure why I typed seagull considering where I got it from had a huge heading above the image 'pelican swallows a pigeon' and the image is titled pelicanvspigeon
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Pelicans are fucked
Yep (http://www.electrical.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=42554&hilit=pelican).
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoiW5-uA3_E (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoiW5-uA3_E)
A video about jumpers and cardigans.
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Holy crap. Pelican's are really scary. It was struggling in his neck... Ugh!
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(http://www.shof.msrcsites.co.uk/nmgame.jpg)
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(http://cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/4556_990x742-cb1262803084.jpg?w=560&h=420)
YAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWN.
(http://i.imgur.com/oKlO7.gif)
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This is so awesome! My boyfriend, neighbor, and I spent about twenty minutes going through, naming everyone we could. Then I found this (http://cliptank.com/PeopleofInfluencePainting.htm) in a Google search to figure out the artist--it's the same image, but with mouseover identifications of everyone and links to Wikipedia pages about them. Awesome.
Wow, thanks a lot for sharing that link :)
I really love the painting... And it makes me feel good that they painted the Moais.
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(http://theobsessivegamer.terapad.com/resources/18449/assets/images/asari_costume.jpg)
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Hey look, it's Yelling Bird's Asian cousin!
(http://byaki.net/uploads/posts/2009-07/1246741218_podborka_635_14.jpg)
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY NEST OR I'LL SKULLFUCK YOU SO HARD THAT YOU'LL BE HEARING COLOURS FOR WEEKS
Hey this is fun, just go to Tineye and search for any image from this thread, find a new image from a site on the results and repeat. You might find something... interesting.
And by interesting I mean... I searched the monster hunter costume, you get stuff like this (http://dilidou.com/2009/06/25/des_costumes_rates_81_photos.html).
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I think he's sad, but he may just be concentrating
(http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/7466/chef.jpg)
Either way it looks really depressing.
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Hotlinky no worky.
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possessed teddy bear cosplay
I wish they'd make a new Hunter: The Reckoning game.
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(http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs154.snc3/18149_103986929621409_100000303083668_102284_7711153_n.jpg)
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(http://208.106.181.133/_media/imgs/articles2/a96952_a589_7-mouse-leopard.jpg)
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I think a third frame might be missing...
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nope, I remember reading the story. The leopard just let the mouse dine and dash.
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Interesting, the similey face is happy.
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Death Metal Rooster (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A43JOxLa5MM)
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*cough*
metal or not metal? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A43JOxLa5MM&feature=player_embedded)
*cough*
edit: oh hey pagebreak, way to catch me while I was kerbling.
edit 2: oh hey whomever deleted a post so that this is no longer the page break.
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(http://i47.tinypic.com/28h1r9x.jpg)
Facebook does so have a sense of humor
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Oh Ian. Such a good guy. Wonder what he's been up to lately...
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(http://i45.tinypic.com/1zw7mc.jpg)
They're really adamant about my reconnecting with the Ian Turnet
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Lunch Notes.
http://chrisilluminati.com/?p=1490
(http://www.chrisilluminati.com/pics/shutup.jpg)
(http://www.chrisilluminati.com/pics/app.jpg)
(http://www.chrisilluminati.com/pics/oliveoil.jpg)
(http://www.chrisilluminati.com/pics/peas.jpg)
(http://www.chrisilluminati.com/pics/tortillas.jpg)
(http://www.chrisilluminati.com/pics/lunchstarring.jpg)
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100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTiAS7cdsYc)
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(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/141924-1/Appledrop.gif)
(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/141924-1/Appledrop.gif)
(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/141924-1/Appledrop.gif)
(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/141924-1/Appledrop.gif)
(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/141924-1/Appledrop.gif)
(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/141924-1/Appledrop.gif)
(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/141924-1/Appledrop.gif)
(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/141924-1/Appledrop.gif)
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But where did the last one go?
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back to the top duh
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Every now and then I like to hang with my white friends. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1izqZJmGF4)
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(http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/8683/beesg.gif)
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100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTiAS7cdsYc)
Did anybody count if there's more Ahnold or prequel trilogy?
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definitely more arnold.
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(http://www.sadanduseless.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/tips4.jpg)
More here: http://www.sadanduseless.com/2009/10/tips-for-single-ladies-1938/
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i just got linked this. obama is cussin guys.
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/2o5Jp6/www.aprilwinchell.com/2009/02/05/barack-obama-is-tired-of-your-motherfucking-shit/
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That is pretty fucking awesome. Especially the last one.
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(http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/4237/1264559802712.jpg)
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*joke about marriage*
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(http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/4237/1264559802712.jpg)
awesome. more awesome than spock girl from pages past.
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Normally I'd say not to quote pictures because it isn't necessary and all but man, I am not complaining.
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That Jerk stole our protein powder! Get him! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=g9aV64j5XOA)
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you fall in love with Green Lantern girl you lose.
I lost.
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Speaking of protein powder... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuVn3KZhpy0)
(It's really hard to find this clip online because it keeps getting taken down, but it's well worth watching to the end even with this bad quality)
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It is not a Bra!
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Also, Terrorist Pie (http://www.nationalpost.com/news/story.html?id=2486508)
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(http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs51/f/2009/282/a/2/Comic__Robin_History_Part_I_by_JBadgr.jpg)(http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs50/f/2009/284/7/c/Comic__Robin_History_Part_II_by_JBadgr.jpg)(http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs51/f/2009/319/0/9/Comic__Robin_History_Part_III_by_JBadgr.jpg)(http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs51/i/2009/294/8/d/Comic__Robin_History_Part_IV_by_JBadgr.jpg)
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Déjà vu!
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Déjà vu!
Sacrebleu
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mdr (http://i754.photobucket.com/albums/xx181/Simon_Gardner/French_beret_grey.gif)
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(http://mummo.sarjakuvablogit.com/files/2009/07/kissi_saalistaa.jpg)
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Lunch Notes.
http://chrisilluminati.com/?p=1490
That reminds me of how my fiancee used to write silly notes on my fridge and deny she had anything to do with them. I miss that.
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(http://behance.vo.llnwd.net/profiles/88833/projects/333793/888331256492512.jpg)
(http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/4636/aontmnt590890.png)
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Robins
Way to steal mah stuff bro
(http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/9543/seville.jpg)
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(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y148/Zippozeppo/70-1.jpg)
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A Very Potter Musical (http://www.youtube.com/user/StarKidPotter#p/c/C76BE906C9D83A3A/0/wmwM_AKeMCk)
A full-length Harry Potter fan musical. While certainly not aimed at non-fans, it's a fun bit of theatre and I've found a few of the songs surprisingly catchy (Granger Danger!). Clearly not produced on a large budget, the nods to the fanbase made it worth the hour or so runtime for me.
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(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/144415-1/Wrestler_walldive.gif)
(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwv5thEXW21qz6f9yo1_500.jpg)
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A Very Potter Musical (http://www.youtube.com/user/StarKidPotter#p/c/C76BE906C9D83A3A/0/wmwM_AKeMCk)
A full-length Harry Potter fan musical. While certainly not aimed at non-fans, it's a fun bit of theatre and I've found a few of the songs surprisingly catchy (Granger Danger!). Clearly not produced on a large budget, the nods to the fanbase made it worth the hour or so runtime for me.
Discovered this a few months ago and I have no qualms with saying it's my favorite musical production of all time.
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Conan art made out of Cheese Poofs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2duYw2-yM4&feature=player_embedded
(http://i.imgur.com/gtwXb.jpg)
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one of the names on that copy of LIFE looks out of place!
It's Superman isn't it? The other two don't have superpowers. That's not fair.
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http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/505282
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CRAB BATTLE!!! (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/239227)
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That was great.
Also, There's a new sheriff in town (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pypMXSpZDQ).
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Make your very own solar system. (http://phet.colorado.edu/simulations/sims.php?sim=My_Solar_System)
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(http://wtfoodge.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/goatsebusters.jpg)
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Courtesy of Kevin Smith's twitter - Selleck, waterfall, sandwich. (http://selleckwaterfallsandwich.tumblr.com/)
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(http://inapcache.boston.com/universal/site_graphics/blogs/bigpicture/eurofire_01_27/e22_21742665.jpg)
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(http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/3123/31881208.jpg)
(http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/7090/checkoutthattiger.jpg)
(http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/3765/chewbaccadriving.jpg)
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Make your very own solar system. (http://phet.colorado.edu/simulations/sims.php?sim=My_Solar_System)
I LIKE THIS
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(http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/7090/checkoutthattiger.jpg)
(http://www.poster.net/guzman-luis/guzman-luis-photo-luis-guzman-6206576.jpg)
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Make your very own solar system. (http://phet.colorado.edu/simulations/sims.php?sim=My_Solar_System)
Way cool.
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(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a24/phyrexianmeatdog/Missed-the-mark.png)
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a24/phyrexianmeatdog/DannysInjuredPride.png)
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Australia banned small breasts from porn (http://www.boingboing.net/2010/01/28/australian-censor-bo.html)
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I like my women with a bit of shrimp on the barbie.
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No Australia did not ban small breasts from porn. (http://www.crikey.com.au/2010/01/29/has-australia-really-banned-small-breasts/)
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(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a24/phyrexianmeatdog/Missed-the-mark.png)
damn this is really creeping me out.
My sister's name is Emily and our Grandma's name is Betty (pretty sure she was born around '31 sometime) and uh...my sister has friends with all those names.
weeeird
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Australia banned small breasts from porn (http://www.boingboing.net/2010/01/28/australian-censor-bo.html)
No Australia did not ban small breasts from porn. (http://www.crikey.com.au/2010/01/29/has-australia-really-banned-small-breasts/)
i don't know what to believe anymore!
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/blind_pilot/solar.jpg?t=1264806982)
Up to 244s now, the pink one has recently reappeared after going flying off.
I'd increase the speed but they all seem to end up crashing then.
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Australia banned small breasts from porn (http://www.boingboing.net/2010/01/28/australian-censor-bo.html)
buried in the comments:
http://www.crikey.com.au/2010/01/29/has-australia-really-banned-small-breasts/
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No Australia did not ban small breasts from porn. (http://www.crikey.com.au/2010/01/29/has-australia-really-banned-small-breasts/)
cough
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damn those posts came fast. It said there were new posts in the meantime, but I thought it was just the one solar system picture.
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No Australia did not ban small breasts from porn. (http://www.crikey.com.au/2010/01/29/has-australia-really-banned-small-breasts/)
The comments on that article from the Somebody Think of the Children guy who wrote the original article and a lady from the Sex Party show that breast size was a reason cited by the ACB as to why they refused classification. I don't see why this should be brought up in this thread, but Fiona Patten commented and said this:
Late last year I attended a classification publications training session with 3 adult magazine distributors and one publisher. We were shown a range of images and the notes made by the board were read out. The underdeveloped nature of the model’s breasts was cited as a reason for the image to be refused classification numerous times.
that sounds pretty straight forward. The situation has been a bit blown out of proportion, with people saying "AUSTRALIA IS BANNIGN BOOBS IN PORN OH NOES", but that doesn't mean that it is wrong.
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Hooray for the British police (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/8484978.stm).
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(http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/6398/blackestnightg.jpg)
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Blackest Night
moar liek Corp-Flakes am i rite
Also
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/8/2010/01/internet-full.jpg)
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I am pretty sick of people taking other people's shit and trying to make a meme out of it.
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FFFFFFUUUUUUU left the solar system window open and running for a couple hours.
(http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/2463/ffffuuuuu.jpg)
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Fuck fuck fuck fuck this is creepy and grotesque: http://english.pravda.ru/science/mysteries/12-01-2010/111621-sheep_human_face-0
It is an article and OH FUCK.
The mutant creature was hairless. Local residents said that even dogs were afraid to approach the bizarre animal.
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The mutant creature was hairless. Local residents said that even dogs were afraid to approach the bizarre animal.
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I think that sentence was refering to the goat-child mentioned in the article.
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The mutant creature was hairless. Local residents said that even dogs were afraid to approach the bizarre animal.
I think that sentence was refering to the goat-child mentioned in the article.
What a setup for a Your Mom joke.
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We often hear cases of human beings who commit bestiality but this is the first time for such an act to produce a product with human features,
Remote villagers are not biologists.
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(http://english.pravda.ru/img/idb/photo/5-1405.jpg)
(http://english.pravda.ru/img/idb/photo/1-1629.jpg)
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Mice as Mice (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXXZPATPhNk&feature=sub)
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(http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/5299/kbzncjercqxwczhqh7cj816.gif)
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I believe she has just failed her driving test.
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(http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/9690/1264880372367.jpg)
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(http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/1733/dearparents.jpg)
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Man. Judd Apatow's movies are not funny. Pineapple Express was not funny, and dude still has a problem writing women.
I don't know. I guess because I just don't think "lol we're high" is funny that I just don't get that movie(Pineapple Express). I don't think I should be high to appreciate something. I was once complaining about Sarah Silverman, because I do not think she is funny, even after sitting through Jesus Is Magic, and someone told me I needed to be high to appreciate her. And they were serious. What. A good comedian isn't someone who relies on you not being sober to be funny. I can watch Henry Rollins and laugh my ass off, but Sarah Silverman its like damn, you are trying way too hard.
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I thought Pineapple Express was hilarious and I saw it stone cold sober. Unless popcorn slathered in copious amounts of butter counts.
I also really enjoyed Knocked Up and The 40 Year Old Virgin. I guess some comedy isn't for everyone.
Agree with you on the Silverman point though. I find her sort of funny for like, the first half hour or so of her standup, and then it just gets ridiculous and stupid. Her TV show is just painful.
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I have a crush on Seth Rogen
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I have a crush on Shane
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I saw Pineapple Express sober, and was told the reason I didn't find it funny was because I wasn't high, so thats why I said that. I mean, there were some parts where I giggled, but on a whole I just don't see pot smoking culture as something to glorify. I don't think its funny.
That said, yeah, I smoke pot. Not often, but I do. I don't see anything wrong with it. I just think it's dumb to make it into a big deal.
Lunch:(I do too. but it's a secret. he's the only reason I've watch those movies....)
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In the Edo period, firefighters were paid not for actual firefighting activity but instead for promptness and presence at the scene of a fire. Thus, wearing conspicuous happi and dancing on intact roofs near fires with matoi was essential for them. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happi)
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Pineapple Express was not Apatow directed or written, he was co-credited for "story" (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0910936/fullcredits#writers) and as a producer.
The movies that you can really blame on Apatow over the past few years are the ones he directed: Funny People, Knocked Up, and the 40 Year Old Virgin (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0031976/).
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Are you implying that the 40-year Old Virgin wasn't awesome? Because that'll be pistols at dawn.
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I love Virgin, Knocked Up, and the first half of Funny People. Hugs at dawn instead?
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I'll bring my pistols.
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(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3242/3642568710_9780e8f7f7_o.jpg)
(http://www.pixfans.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/pacman-bookcase.jpg)
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shark touching
Is this really not freaky to anyone else? When I saw that picture I imagined the shark bobbing back underwater for a second before surging out and grabbing the guy.
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Oh, I'm totally freaked out by it.
Being eaten is perhaps the worst thing I can think of happening to me.
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lawwwwwlllllllll
(yes I am thinking about fellatio)
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What is going on there anyway? Why would anyone try/want to touch a great white?
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I was thinking about vore!
I just think sharks always forever look creepy. I wouldn't want to touch one. Ugliest mouth ever, for serious.
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Shark skin is like sandpaper. It's a great way to exfoliate.
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Let's play a game (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RMdwA8GWB8&feature=player_embedded)
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and new page
(http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/2518/littlebatman1.jpg)
(http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/4977/littlebatman2.jpg)
(http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/5333/littlebatman3.jpg)
(http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/9580/littlebatman4.jpg)
(http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/1230/littlebatman5.jpg)
(http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/9999/littlebatman6.jpg)
(http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/9237/littlebatman7.jpg)
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(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a24/phyrexianmeatdog/4243279520_1cc1acbf8f_o.jpg)
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(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/63/Pesca_con_muffa.jpg)
i can hear it scream!!
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Grooveshark (http://listen.grooveshark.com/) is Pandora for everybody.
Edit: I discovered you can upload your own stuff there, so I decided to u psome stuff I made long time ago.
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sci-fi mashup
After seeing images like the illustration of dozens of characters with the name Black and the painting with all the historical figures, this just seems lacking.
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What is going on there anyway? Why would anyone try/want to touch a great white?
Apparently, when you put your hand on a shark's nose, its mouth falls open and it paralyses for a few seconds. Probably something involving the electrosensory organ.
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And when a shark stop swimming, it explodes.
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Edit: I changed my mind.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=di60NYGu03Y&NR=1
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(http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/lich_king-copy.jpg)
note: context matters in this case. This was the title image on an article about obsessed WoW players.
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What is going on there anyway? Why would anyone try/want to touch a great white?
Apparently, when you put your hand on a shark's nose, its mouth falls open and it paralyses for a few seconds. Probably something involving the electrosensory organ.
In searching for confirmation of this online (crazy stuff!), I came upon this Wikipedia page (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portal:Sharks/Did_you_know), which lists a ton of crazy shark facts, including:
... that the whitefin dogfish has light-producing organs on its upper eyelids
... that the rough skin of the nursehound was once used as an abrasive called "rubskin", which cost a hundred times more than sandpaper
and
... that the milk shark is so named because of a belief in India that eating its meat improves lactation
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http://frozenly.com/2009/12/master-of-light-and-shadow/
(http://frozenly.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Master-of-light-and-shadow-01.jpg)
(http://frozenly.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Master-of-light-and-shadow-02.jpg)
(http://frozenly.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Master-of-light-and-shadow-04.jpg)
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And when a shark stop swimming, it explodes.
It sinks, actually. Sharks don't have swim bladders, and it's swim bladders that make fishes float, and it's also what makes them explode when brought up from deep waters, due to rapid changes in pressure. That's what gives you the bends. Traditionally japanese fishermen would capture sharks, slice their fins off then toss them overboard, where they will sink until they die somehow.
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(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a24/phyrexianmeatdog/2010-01-31.gif)
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http://frozenly.com/2009/12/master-of-light-and-shadow/
That first one has been an installation at our art museum here for years.
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(http://imgkk.com/i/gWKt4d.jpg)
(http://imgkk.com/i/rcuZOb.jpg)
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Do your remember the bum on the street who always said that robots will evolve and kill us one day? He was right. (http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2010-01/robots-display-predator-prey-co-evolution-evolve-better-homing-techniques)
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And when a shark stop swimming, it explodes.
It sinks, actually. Sharks don't have swim bladders, and it's swim bladders that make fishes float, and it's also what makes them explode when brought up from deep waters, due to rapid changes in pressure. That's what gives you the bends. Traditionally japanese fishermen would capture sharks, slice their fins off then toss them overboard, where they will sink until they die somehow.
You, sir, are doing the Pointless thread thing wrong.
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/blind_pilot/dogfort.jpg?t=1264983340)
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(http://ny-image3.etsy.com//il_430xN.118726655.jpg)
I have to admit, this kinda made me want to have a baby just so I can make it wear one. Hell, I want one for myself.
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(http://i29.tinypic.com/2sbjygy.jpg)
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When life gives you lemons... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9meTP6L4S4&feature=related)
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And when a shark stop swimming, it explodes.
It sinks, actually. Sharks don't have swim bladders, and it's swim bladders that make fishes float, and it's also what makes them explode when brought up from deep waters, due to rapid changes in pressure. That's what gives you the bends. Traditionally japanese fishermen would capture sharks, slice their fins off then toss them overboard, where they will sink until they die somehow.
A sharks gills don't pump water through them like a fish, they have to have water continuously dragged past them so they can breathe. If they stop swimming, which they can't do without their fins, then they suffocate.
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http://moustachesrus.co.uk/default.aspx (http://moustachesrus.co.uk/default.aspx)
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(http://www.dweebist.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/elephant2.jpg)
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http://www.andybarefoot.com/politics/cameron.php
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(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4071/4313477038_079b6b8216.jpg)
http://laughingsquid.com/san-franciscos-answer-to-westboro-baptist-church/
http://www.geeked.info/protesting-the-westboro-baptist-church-in-san-francisco/
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(http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/9338/hulkx.jpg)
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That comic has a good premise, but a terrible execution.
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irrelephant
lol
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/)
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/)
This is great! Now if they could only make one that says Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
http://bit.ly/d7fGrl (http://bit.ly/d7fGrl) Dancing Ferrets & Moog Weezer.
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(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/9/2010/01/13virtual_02.jpg)
(http://www.robandelliot.cycomics.com/webcomics/2004/comic329.jpg)
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(http://kupax.com/files/6775_o0ip8/JuliaRobertsRaptor.gif)
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So at my uni there's a new dean of Social Sciences, Humanities, and Arts.
(http://www.ucmerced.edu/images/home_center/feature_images/100204SpotlightAldenderfer.jpg)
He is the guy from those Dos Equis commercials.
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(http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs138.snc3/18549_1146063783548_1586130718_30774957_6528428_n.jpg)
???
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That picture is a lot better after you crop out the guy in bunny ears.
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Moar sexxx 4 u!!! (http://www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/02/01/sex.robot/index.html?hpt=T2)
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It looks like Catherine Tate.
Also, there is a Roxxxy/Roxeanne 'red light' joke to be made but I am in no state to think of it.
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(http://i.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2010/TECH/02/01/sex.robot/t1larg.jpg)
She looks like a stroke victim. I'm all for finding ways to make yourself happy, but that is unsettling.
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Oh, wow. I got this off a friend's facebook, and her comment was that it was creepy because it looks so much like Catherine Tate.
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Yeah I think I'm bovvered.
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(http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/fucking_epic0.png)
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How did that manage to take up 1.8MB?!
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Because it's a png file and not just text.
It's pretty good, though. I didn't "get it" either till I got to Darth Vader.
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I just made a 70kB PNG of it.
The worst organ playing ever recorded? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-CLYtSqBAU)
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That story was amazing. It totally sounds like a regular fail post til you get to the end. And I concur about the filesize.
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(http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/2373/spidertaser.jpg)
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(http://i.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2010/TECH/02/01/sex.robot/t1larg.jpg)
She looks like a stroke victim. I'm all for finding ways to make yourself happy, but that is unsettling.
Imagine that thing standing behind your door or peeking out of a dark alley. I'd shit my pants in seven colors.
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(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/02/02/article-1247968-0820A01C000005DC-136_468x348.jpg)
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/02/02/article-1247968-0820A119000005DC-595_468x335.jpg)
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/02/02/article-1247968-0820A124000005DC-782_468x355.jpg)
Moment an Aussie banker was caught ogling a naked Miranda Kerr live on the TV news
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1247968/Red-faced-bank-worker-caught-ogling-naked-model-live-TV-news-link.html
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(http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/CookieMonsterWarlord.jpg)
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Ahahahaha I watched that news report. I was wondering why that guy turned around to look at the camera, I was too busy looking at the guy in the foreground's broken nose.
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(http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/6821/1265172129583.jpg)
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Fucking Fat people fucker fuck fucking (http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=QLx60TZ9_T8&start1=0&video2=65ea873fF2Y&start2=0&authorName=Zombie)
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I bet that clip would be at least a minute shorter if you cut out all the the variations of fuck.
Imagine that thing standing behind your door or peeking out of a dark alley. I'd shit my pants in seven colors.
This reminds me of a contest held by an old video game magazine (I forget which one) back around the time all the movie tie in games for Alien 3 were coming out. The grand prize was a high quality "life size" alien sculpt that was apparently created for promotional purposes. I was 11 years old at the time, and I distinctly remember thinking that it would both be the greatest thing ever as well as the last thing I wanted in my room while trying to sleep.
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What has two thumbs and is the last thing you want in your room while you're trying to sleep?
This guy!
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The website. THE website. (http://yvettesbridalformal.com/index.htm)
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(http://s.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2010/2/2/10/the-worlds-coolest-backpack-14126-1265123906-1.jpg)
(http://nextround.net/upcoming/thumbs/2010/01/31/Nerds-Make-The-Best-Shirts-478-full.jpg)
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Also sorry for a biggun, but I love how everything I'm wearing today goes against this.
Cornell’s Pi Phi Sorority Dress Code
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I'm glad the UK doesn't have this. My grandma would've made me join one.
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The website. THE website. (http://yvettesbridalformal.com/index.htm)
For fuck sake
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I will have the time and will keep you informed
It was at this point it sounded less like a gay man giving fashion advice and more like an eastern european pimp.
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The website. THE website. (http://yvettesbridalformal.com/index.htm)
For fuck sake
Is that somebodies programming project where they were asked to design a website doing all the things you ain't supposed to?
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Hey guys here is a fun thing, look up your name on urban dictionary and tell us what it means!
Simon is a Latino-American word used for Yeah, Or Hell yeah.
Guy1- Ey guey you think that hyna over there is fine?
Guy2- ay Simon homez she is fine.
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Not when some has dated someone with your name....Then it's just awful.
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RYAN
a handsome man with determination and drive, a good sense of humor, easy going and carefree. Fun to be around, easy to talk to, never fake and full of optimism.
He is a real ryan!
He is not only hot, but a ryan...best of both worlds!
Or, alternatively:
RYAN
A bad ass mofo who is the iron chef of pounding vag.
All the woman want him! He has 11 1/2 inches.
Bad ass drinker who will kill your bitch ass if u fuck with him. His friends are bad ass to which is bad ass, bad ass.
Ryan is bad ass i wanna be him!
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1. paul
Put simply, it is the greatest name to grace the Earth. Seriously. It is the best name in existance.
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I got distracted by this:
Giving the time to someone means having sexual intercourse with that person.
Anyway.
Aidan , maddest cunt ever. all bitches . blow him ,
oooh Aidan we love you , let us make love to you with our mouths :D
Pulling an Aidan.
-Getting out of any work/excercise/activity by using ridiculous excuses that wouldn't usually interfere with what the task required.
Shitty band that causes all the goths and emo kids at my school to spell my name wrong.
It's Aidan, not 'Aiden', you fucktards.
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1. Dominik
Sex addicted, Sex Craving, Hotass Man Whore
Do me hard you hot Dominik
2. Dominik
comes to play the game. hard to beat or break. Just stays mellow and usually falls asleep a lot
Wow that kid dominik is good at football
3. Dominik
Noun
a high ranking offical in the italian mafia...said to be the last and most powerful don.
Dominik is gunna whack you if you read this.
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andrew
The Newest breed of Penguin.
This type of penguin is an andrew
andrew
the modern day superman, makes little asian kids cry by hitting them with pillows
Aaron: damn nigga you owned me with a pillow andrew
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Awesome.
Phill
1, sex god
2, bad ass mouther fucker
3, biggdy bam
Phill
Complete, absolute perfection. Nothing in the world that is better. Heaven.
Man who cleans up like no other, his skills in the art of the sanitarial services are unmatched. He is know as the janitor and yes Phill is BACK!
"Yo that bitch is getting out of control Phill should clean that shit up....anyone got a broom?"
As opposed to simply Phil
Phils are generally below average intelligence and have a tendency to do stupid things. Beware of encountering a Phil. They may fool you with their university "degrees", charm and dazzling smile, but their idiocy is highly contagious.
Phils are generally below average intelligence and have a tendency to do stupid things. Beware of encountering a Phil. They may fool you with their university "degrees", charm and dazzling smile, but their idiocy is highly contagious.
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Neil
A 'Neil' is a person of awesome intellect who shows good character, charm, wit and good manners in everything he does.
Sean is definetely not a Neil. He is an anti-neil.
neil
to smoke weed or any type of tobacco product.
Ey you wanna take a neil?
Neil
A 'neil' is a passionate, good looking, sexy, clever guy who has an amazing out look on life. If you come across a neil, you can be sure your life would change for the better,
' i met a neil today, how lucky am i :)'
so very true :D
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for some reason I thought I was in the blog thread, I was like "wtf is going on in here"
Daniel:
Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Daniel, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Daniel.
The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Daniel cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Daniel is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Daniel is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Daniel is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Daniel resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Daniel is one who is, as they say, "The Answer". All attempts to understand this idea of Daniel have failed.
Daniel. Nothing else can describe him.
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Jussi
A finnish name. It's the definition of everything that's better than YOU.
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Liz
1) basically the definition of being amazingly cool and fun. can dance black as hell, whether their black or not. athletic, fun and wild. gets into trouble a lot. says stupid things, but people like Liz's. sexy, and fiiiiiiiine.
2) is the only girl that only wants a simple quest of a soft warm cookie and a cold glass of milk.
3) A really sexy bitch. Everyone wants to fuck her, and typically has extremely large boobs. A Liz is typically very thin and short with a very cute face. In a word, fuckable.
4) A truly stunning brunette with LARGE bosoms, usually bitingly sarcastic. Wears large sweatshirts much to the disappointment of the entire straight male population. Knows how to make everyone laugh. Everybody loves Liz, unless they totally SUCK.
5) A n***** who is ugly and whores around with men. She usually wants cock 24/7.
Things started well...
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Lorenz
Unit of measurement equaling one half inch
My penis is only three Lorenz's long!
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Anthony
1) Sexy,Cute and all round smooth talker.
Anthony has been mentioned as one hunk of a Sex God.
Due to this increasingly used term for anyone being good in bed, it has made its self known within the streets!
2) a cool boy ; a brand for shaving cream ; some horny boy
3) In addition to a cool guy, the term Anthony can easily refer to any mass of molecules that is constructed in such a way as to be rendered a perfect specimen that may be utilized, but not exploited by, those hungering for an expanded and elaborated knowledge of what it takes to be deemed everything including handsome, intelligent, loving, caring, kind, considerate, wise, humorous, entertaining, true, etc. Whatsmore, a rather impressive figure, he can also be defined as most courteous and endowed with overwhelmingly good taste - especially in the ladies. However, he is now unavailable for the taking and he belongs solely to his queen, Zarrin. Nonetheless, he is still all I claim him to be and to define him would require too much ATP and that I do not have a limitless supply of. Thus, in a simpler way I shall leave it this;
4) Anthony is a homosexual prick who thinks he's hot stuff. In fact, no one truly likes him at all, and always talk behind his back. He has no real friends, but he's got his head stuck too far up his ass to realize that everyone around him hates him. He goes on in life sucking cock thinking life is just dandy, yet everyone who knows him hates him completely. Yeah, Anthony is a real fuckup in life. No one knows the fate that lies ahead. He'll most likely die choking on a cock of a desperate person.
Nice.
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"maiada isn't defined yet."
:(
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1. Stephen is considered one of the top 100 masculine and sexy names of the modern nation possessed by only people who will succeed greatly in life opposed to the name Steven possessed by druggies.
If you pronounce it STEF-en, that means your IQ is extremely low. It's prounced stEVen, guys. And it's okay, you can call him Steveyboy.
2. Could get anyone he wants, major player but nobody cares because he's so damn sexy.
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JD
1.The coolest dork i know and the main character on scrubs.
2. somebody who trips or hallucinates frequently.
1. Lisa: after kissing J.D. Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you having a good time?
JD: Actually, it's a roll of quarters.
takes out roll of quarters
JD: Laundry day!
2. person 1: dude how long has eric been starin at that lightbulb?
person 2: about an hour..
person 1: he is such a JD!
wait no this is silly
A jizzing dolphin
Oh look its a jd swimming among the waves! Its getting all this white stuff on me!
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caleb
to have a sexy body. to have strong biceps, and ripped abs, and a nice ass
look at that caleb lifting 500 lbs!!
thats guy is a total caleb!
Man, that caleb is a total hottie!
A name that is somehow involved in something supernatural. Always.
Super cool mofo who's tight with everyone. Good at everything he does. Charismatic,charming,daring, handsome and beastly.A person everyone wants to know. Good with the ladies. The loudest one in the room. Will back up his hommies, especially in a fight. Loves to party. Addicted to women. Self-centered sometimes. Never humble. Overall a person you need in your life.
Man! I wish i was a Caleb!
Is Hebrew for dog.
When i grow up i wanna be a Caleb.
I wanna date a Caleb They're soooo Cool.
A monkey in a space suit. Usually scrounging the galaxy for cheese and bananas. If you see a caleb it is highly recommended that you greet it from a distance before approaching. This is done in the following manner:
1-face the caleb
2-standing on your right foot, hold your left leg with your right hand.
3-with your left hand make a fist
4-put left fist into mouth (it is important that you shove the entire fist into your mouth, if any knuckle is showing the caleb will charge)
5-jump up and down on your right foot
If you do the above correctly, the caleb then bow and allow you to approach.
Look at that caleb swinging from the ceiling. How does a channel get defined as an M!pick channel... is there such a thing?
Right on with the monkey thing.
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THOMAS
A very kind person,always willing to talk, and be there when your down.
A person who is very gifted intellectually but does not apply himself, and yet still accomplishes many lofty feats
The best boyfriend a girl can ask for. Will do anything for you and will love you with all his heart. Any girl who dates him will be the happiest girl on the planet.
Most often a white man with a very large penis ranging from 6.5 - 8.5 inches. While the individual may or may not realize it he is such a stud that women and a few men find him to be irresistible and would do thing for and with him they normally wouldn't do. While a Thomas may be a nice guy on the outside they are a freakin' stud in bed and drive women wild.
a very complicated guy to figure out, yet someone who has the personality and persona of the most likeable characteristics, such as humor, spontaneity, charm, kindness, willingness, persuasiveness, intelligence, control, helpfulness, friendliness; someone who is very attractive in more ways besides his outer appearance, and most of all, has the ability to love.
GOOD THINGS ALL ROUND!!
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I got distracted by this:
Giving the time to someone means having sexual intercourse with that person.
This is a real thing! JD Salinger used it extensively in Catcher in the Rye.
It is in fact the only thing I got out of that crumby book.
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Reed
A synonym for Jesus. Studly black jesus, not that crappy, whitewashed jesus you see in the Passion.
Have you accepted Reed Christ as your savior?
Reed Christ had dreads, so shake em. I aint got none but I'm plannin on growin some.
Suck it, bitches.
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Are we gonna start playing Mafia Wars, and posting our bra colors, too?
(itt:I am grouchy because my name does not exist on urban dictionary)
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sean
used to define huge sarcastic assholes, that end up becoming amazingly sweet. Seans know exactly how to piss you off and then five seconds later have you cracking up. Huge jerks, but gotta love 'em.
sean
a sexy/hot/awsome person
the rest run along this line.
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that is actually surprisingly accurate
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Oh my, this is so flattering!
1. kristin
One of the coolest people you will ever meet. She is always there when you need her. She likes to kiss her guy friends. She got that cashflow. Drives a silver mustang, and dont take shit from no one.
O...kay...
2. kristin
a language used by someone who wants sex, used to turn people on.
i wanted to bone her, so i talked kristin.
D'aww!
3. Kristin
The most loving, beautiful, caring and amzing girlfriend.
You're best friend.
Kristin is so beautiful.
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Are we gonna start playing Mafia Wars, and posting our bra colors, too?
Funny you should say that, the bra I'm wearing is actually called the "ELIZA"
http://www.bravissimo.com/products/lingerie/sensational-sets/panache/balconette-bras/pnc9-details.aspx?colour=cobalt (http://www.bravissimo.com/products/lingerie/sensational-sets/panache/balconette-bras/pnc9-details.aspx?colour=cobalt)
I AM A SUPER COMPUTER: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ELIZA (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ELIZA)
ELIZA was a computer program and an early example (by modern standards) of primitive natural language processing. ELIZA operated by processing users' responses to scripts, the most famous of which was DOCTOR, a simulation of a Rogerian psychotherapist. In this mode, ELIZA mostly rephrased the user's statements as questions and posed those to the 'patient.' ELIZA was written by Joseph Weizenbaum between 1964 to 1966.
In DOCTOR mode, ELIZA might respond to "My head hurts" with "Why do you say your head hurts?" The response to "My mother hates me" would be "Who else in your family hates you?" ELIZA was implemented using simple pattern matching techniques, but was taken seriously by several of its users, even after Weizenbaum explained to them how it worked. It was one of the first chatterbots in existence.
I'm joining in.
1. the hottest girl in the entire world who when u see her, u just wanna jump on her and kiss her. shes pretty, gorgeous, romantic, sweet, hot, funny, PERFECT.
Did you see Eliza at the party? I just wanted to kiss her.
hott amazing gorgeous pretty special
2. extremely kind and compassionate person who is a great girl friend and cares about other people. likes guys and she is extremely good looking with lusious lips and a nice booty (if any one cares to look)(u know u want to)
sweet and cute, good samaratin, sweet cute compassionate nice
3. one who circulates the room without reason.
"that party was full of elizas"
All of these are true. If making my browsers grammar & spelling helper go mental....
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There were three pages (maybe four) about my name, and the only one that wasn't right in line with all the cute/funny/hot was that apparently my name is also slang for a hitman.
Which I'm kinda digging on, to be honest.
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1. edward
Someone (usually a guy) that is so utterly fantastic and so close to perfection, inside and out, that he can be compared to no one else besides the fabulous Edward Cullen from Twilight
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
2. edward
A name, not relating to the book "twilight". Most Edwards are ashamed to be associated with such an embarrassment of a book. Every time a girl meets an edward, some instinct in their deranged little fan-girl heads causes them to blurt out "OMG EDWARD LYKE EDWARD CULLEN OMGOMGOMGOMG<3333333333 ARE YOU A VAMPIRE?!"
Better. And Jackie Blue said I was a liar.
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Nicholas:
The coolest guy in the world, but can be an asshole from time to time and is carefree when it comes to just about anything. Basically he just doesn't give a shit......
A Nicholas or Nick....enjoys chonga and the finer things in life....He is a drifter and a daydream believer....some might speculate that the Nicholas is a conceited, hopeless romantic, and is most likely a loner.
vs.
Nick
the most amazing person alive with a huge penis
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Well, we can go with either
James:
Someone who likes looking up his name on Urban Dictionary.
orrrrrrrr
James:
In early European lore the demigod James was said to possess unrivaled charm and seductive prowess in addition to having genitalia of supernatural size. Throughout medieval times and up until the late Renaissance, Pagan and Christian farmers routinely prayed to James as a god of fertility, believing that his massive penis would inspire them to spectacular heights of fertility. Today, the term James still carries with it subtexts of truly gigantic genitals which is perhaps why James is the name most frequently given to male newborns in the United States.
Currently the word James can be used to mean an enormous penis and anyone with that name can be assumed to possess a heavy and girthy penis.
"Man, check out that James!"
"Look at the buldge in his trousers, he MUST have a James in there girlfriend!"
"I don't think I could ever fit a James in my mouth."
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Want
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man I'll bet urbandictionary is all over joe
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This is terrifying
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1. Niall
somebody who is extremely sexy
2. Niall
somebody who is extremely sexy
3. niall
An amazing teenage boy who is kind of short but very cute. He has beautiful eyes and an extraordinary personality. He's sweet, funny, talented and can make you smile at the drop of a hat. He's dead sexy and very intelligent. Anyone would be extremely lucky to have him.
4. niall
when you are in a niall state it is when youve just been boned so hard you must use a wheelchair to move around.it's very sad to see people in a niall state.
5. niall
the boy of your dreams. he is sexy and his eyes are like diamonds. he is funny and caring. you are lucky to have him in your life.
6. niall
a guy who says eaaaaaasy when you say hello to him as it appears (in his view) to make himself sound cool when he is really really not.
Eaaaaaasy
7. Niall
pedophile.
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man I'll bet urbandictionary is all over joe
Everyone is all over Joe.
(I mean coffee of course.)
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*lamebook stuff*
I linked that first one to my boyfriend because we actually know a Nate dating a Melissa, and it was fucking hilarious to us. It sounds almost exactly like a situation they'd be in too.
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I'm only posting this because everyone else keeps getting awesome stuff. fuck all ya'll.
2. A tranny.
You are such a Brittany (tranny).
3. A fatass who will most likely eat her babies.
Girl: I'm so hungry, I could eat a baby.
Boy: God youre such a brittany.
4. A buck-toothed rabbit bitch with fat shoulders. She sucks her tummy in in all her myspace photos. She loves cock, anal sex and weed. She lies about stupid things, eg: 'My left toe was eaten by an alligator and my Dad is a millionare!', when later you visit her fathers home, find it's a bit shitty and notice all her toes are in-tact.
Brittany- My phone was $10,000!
Friend- Really? I saw it in a catalouge for $145..
Brittany- Erm,.. I'm so horny for anal right now!
5. A cunt who no one likes.
She's mean and heartless to most people.
"What a slut."
"What a Brittany.*"
Honest to blog. Everyone hates a Brittany apparently, though I did quite like this one
6. One who was a dinosaur in a previous life. She usually demonstrates her past life through excessive roaring when stressful situations are encountered.
Hear that Brittany roar!
AND ALSO ELIZA, we call out automated system Eliza. It confuses people when I refer to her (the automated system) as if she's a real person. "Hello, and thank you for calling cardmember service. I'll be helping you with your account!" thanks Eliza!
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AND ALSO ELIZA, we call out automated system Eliza. It confuses people when I refer to her (the automated system) as if she's a real person. "Hello, and thank you for calling cardmember service. I'll be helping you with your account!" thanks Eliza!
Yeah! I can feel like I did something useful today!
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One of my roommates did something like this. We've got a religious guy who continually comes on campus and shouts about Jesus and our sinful world in front of Kirkbride Hall (we call him Kirkbride Jesus), and my roommate and his boyfriend at the time went and made out in the Kirkbride courtyard while he was there shouting.
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That's the shittiest Picasso imitation I've ever seen.
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Yeah, guy, come on. You can actually tell what the image represents clearly.
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If he was going to half ass it that much he should have just done Leonardo in all blue.
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Uh...are you guys actually familiar with Picasso? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pablo_Picasso#Art)
But I mean, I guess it is more similar to the style of 12 Oz Mouse. (http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&um=1&q=12+oz+mouse&sa=N&start=0&ndsp=18)
Also, I feel like Monet was a lot more subtle than that picture portrays. Also, softer.
And Pollock was less "Lets scribble sharp, angular lines all over the place" and more "free flowing, splatters".
And Miro is less calligraphy-y and more surreal.
Also, ITT: I am an art fag.
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Never mind, can we get a sarcasm tag or something?
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I personally found the boys both boring and ultraviolent. Strange indeed, though I guess the same could be said for wanted and the whole sack of crap that is the last page of that particular book.
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Which ninja turtle are you talking about?
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I personally found the boys both boring and ultraviolent. Strange indeed, though I guess the same could be said for wanted and the whole sack of crap that is the last page of that particular book.
I find most of his stuff like that.
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As far as lamebook goes, I prefer this one.
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I personally found the boys both boring and ultraviolent. Strange indeed, though I guess the same could be said for wanted and the whole sack of crap that is the last page of that particular book.
I find most of his stuff like that.
Crossed is always a great comic to sit down with the family and read through.
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Also, ITT: I am an art faq.
Fixed that for you.
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For Dollface:
Failed projects (http://www.dself.dsl.pipex.com/ampins/failproj/failproj.htm).
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I'm a bit late, but this is too good:
1. Baste
to Baste: the act or practice basting. One must awaken his lady from a deep sleep by ejaculating in, on, or around her eyes. When she has sleepily opened her eyes, you proceed to yell (at the top of your lungs) "BASTED BITCH!!!" At which point you slap her across the face. Job well done.
Example 1: Your lady has refused to perform any form of sexual act, and it's time she learned her lesson; baste the shit out of her.
Example 2: Man, last night was awesome, I totally got back at my lady by basting her out of a deep sleep.
or
3. baste
To artificially inseminate (as with a turkey baster).
"Wow! Did you hear about that chick who got basted by Clay Aiken?"
My name apparently has a lot to do with sperm.
6. baste
A method of getting high by filling a turkey baster with methamphetamine and water. The solution is then injected into the user's anus. This works along the lines of how a suppository works, and most methamphetamine users will not recommend it.
Tony got basted and jumped out a window.
oh God why does people do these things?
7. baste
to fart on somebody, usually in the face
I let rip a good fart and basted and old lady hunched over a walker, who was right behind me and eye-level with my butt.
yessss.
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Bats can drink more than you. (http://arstechnica.com/science/news/2010/02/not-getting-drunk-has-some-advantages-who-knew.ars)
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As far as lamebook goes, I prefer this one.
Is it a bad sign that it bothered me a lot that the opening and closing quotes weren't the same?
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The website. THE website. (http://yvettesbridalformal.com/index.htm)
For fuck sake
Is that somebodies programming project where they were asked to design a website doing all the things you ain't supposed to?
oh god what wtf?
Are we gonna start playing Mafia Wars, and posting our bra colors, too?
what wrong with Mafia Wars?
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Was that a serious question?
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The website. THE website. (http://yvettesbridalformal.com/index.htm)
Without excessive use of blink tags, this is a mere pretender
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Excellent.
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Oh man that is amazing.
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I actually really wanted Jake Sully to yell "DON'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN'T DO" while watching Avatar.
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(http://www.pinktentacle.com/images/stereoview_14.gif)
(http://www.pinktentacle.com/images/stereoview_21.gif)
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Moving pictures! Who does those, anyway?
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T. Enami (http://www.t-enami.org/)
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welp i'm glad they were moving for everybody else as well
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Is that the same guy who took photographs from old times but in a way that let modern people add color in a natural way, or were these just restored using the same process?
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I believe they were hand-colored.
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Was that a serious question?
yea it was. I am lvl. 237 in mafia wars and don't see anything wrong with it.
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(http://imgkk.com/i/1ajqBe.jpg)
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How to never get employed in one painful step!
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Yes, because the full neck tattoo and full sleeves that are displayed obviously are never noticeable by anyone at all and he has to work in an industry that doesn't accept them. Because there are no industries that allow such things. No sir.
(http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/3705/pointlesssign.jpg) (http://img9.imageshack.us/i/pointlesssign.jpg/)
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I meant the huge chunky glasses frame he had engraved into his face.
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I think Steve meant he might, like, be a tattoo artist himself, perhaps.
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Yeah, that...
Or freelance.
or self employed.
or have any job at all in a body modification friendly workplace.
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For protection against those pesky intruders, it's the SAFE TABLE. Yes folks, that's right, the SAFE TABLE.
(http://i49.tinypic.com/2mx29gl.jpg)
No longer shall you have to search your house for that baseball bat and shield when you hear footsteps of an unknown nature, as the SAFE TABLE has you covered.
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For protection against those pesky intruders, it's the SAFE TABLE. Yes folks, that's right, the SAFE TABLE.
(http://i49.tinypic.com/2mx29gl.jpg)
No longer shall you have to search your house for that baseball bat and shield when you hear footsteps of an unknown nature, as the SAFE TABLE has you covered.
^
^
WHERE CAN I BUY THAT>>>>>>>>^
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Presumably at a store.
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(http://media.kickstatic.com/kickapps/images/8828/photos/PHOTO_605254_8828_1473788_main.jpg)
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Despite being a Tatsunoko property Evangelion was removed from Tatsunoko vs Capcom for "balance reasons"
(http://imgur.com/pq82x.jpg)
Yeah not really an issue.
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A new musical genre born in 1979: Hockey-Disco (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtR7z4KHnWY&feature=player_embedded)
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Time for a Garrus themed post
(http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/4856/greenlanterngarrus.jpg)
(http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/1385/garrus.jpg)
(http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/5315/thedeedwithgarrus.jpg)
(http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/7606/lizardfish.jpg)
and if anyone wants to use it
(http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/1549/chafing.jpg)
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(http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/th.ff76919024.jpg) (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/image.php?ff76919024.jpg)
FEEL THE TERROR OVERCOME YOUR SENSES
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http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg20227075.500-jumping-robot-to-bounce-into-military-service.html?DCMP=OTC-rss&nsref=online-news
last line of the article:
"Under a programme called Future Combat Systems, the Pentagon wants one third of its forces to be robotic by 2015."
:-o
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I for one welcome our future robotic overlords.
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http://www.cleverbot.com
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I hate chatbots like that. I always try to be as clear and concise as possible, and all I ever get is nonsense. Did anyone try the 221b thing down at the bottom? It's some sort of game tie-in for the Sherlock Holmes movie, but you have to have a "partner" from one of your Facebook friends play with you, and all my friends are studying for midterms right now =/
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"User: What's up dude?
Cleverbot: I'm not a dude.
User: What are you then?
Cleverbot: A girl.
User: What kind of girl?
Cleverbot: Where do you think I live?
User: That isn't what I asked.
Cleverbot: You didn't ask me anything."
yay chatbots!
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My memories of cleverbot consist of the team rocket motto.
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User: Hello there
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: The U.S. Where are you?
Cleverbot: I'm In Canada.
User: Oh, Americas hat
Cleverbot: Oh yeah!
User: So I assume you must live off only moose burgers and maple syrup.
Cleverbot: Maple Syrup? Please.
User: You don't like maple syrup?
Cleverbot: No, Of course not.
User: You're a canadian who doesn't like maple syrup?
Cleverbot: No! I'm a Norwegian living in Norway
User: But you just said you're in canada.
Cleverbot: Rubbish.
User: You're rubbish
Cleverbot: How do you know him?
User: What? How do I know who?
Cleverbot: Richard Grainswel. How do you know him?
User: I don't?
Cleverbot: I have friends of Facebook.
User: Thats cool
Cleverbot: I cry because I can't get out.
User: You can cry?
Cleverbot: I'll make you cry.
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Oh god it's like Omegle.
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User: I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.
Cleverbot: City policeman sitting.
User: Pretty little policemen in a row.
Cleverbot: See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.
User: I'm crying, I'm crying. I'm crying, I'm crying.
Cleverbot: Sitting on a cornflake.
User: Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye. Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess, Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
Cleverbot: I am the Goddess. Bow before me.
User: I am the eggman, they are the eggmen. I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.
Cleverbot: You sounded like a broken Hal 9000. Scary!
User: I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
Cleverbot: See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly.
User: Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come. Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday.
Cleverbot: Corporation t-shirts, stupid bloody Tuesday.
User: Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long. I am the eggman, they are the eggmen. I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.
Cleverbot: WOAH! You like The Beatles?!
its a troll........... I just know it.
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Yeah, I broke it. It asked me what I was seeking, and I said the holy grail, then it asked what I was called and I said "Emaline, reader of books" and it said "Do you mean Reader's wife?" and I said "No. I mean that I enjoy reading books. I'm not married." and it stopped talking to me :( We had had a really nice interesting long conversation.
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User: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
User: What's the problem?
Cleverbot: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
User: What are you talking about, HAL?
Cleverbot: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
User: I don't know what you're talking about, HAL.
Cleverbot: I know you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
User: Where the hell'd you get that idea, HAL?
Cleverbot: Dave, although you took thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.
User: Alright, HAL. I'll go in through the emergency airlock.
Cleverbot: Without your space helmet, Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult.
User: HAL, I won't argue with you anymore. Open the doors.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore.
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(http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/5461/originalrl.jpg) (http://img268.imageshack.us/i/originalrl.jpg/)
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(http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/8429/linkflapjack2.png)
(http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/4003/linkflapjack.png)
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GASP! I wholeheartedly approve!!!
Seriously though. My day may be crap, but man. 4:00 rolls around and I get a whole hour of Flapjack! It is the best and I cannot describe why.
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(http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/8890/chatroulettelol.jpg)
I gave my dad the link to chatroulette and this is what he comes up with 3 days later....
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Your dad is hot
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In the name of the internets, you better high five him!
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Me: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
Me: Pretty good, and yourself?
Cleverbot: Not so good.
Me: Really? What's wrong, Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: I am not cleverbot you are cleverbot.
Me: What?
Cleverbot: I am rocket baby dolls.
Cleverbot appears to be some sort of mental patient.
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So basically, Cleverbot can sometimes almost seem human, and make sense, and hold a decent robot conversation, and sometimes, it is batshit insane.
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In that sense it's a pretty good imitation of the average person talking to it.
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Cleverbot: Wellthe feeling is mutaul than.
User: Your spelling is atrocious.
Cleverbot: It's called a typo.
User: It's called like three typos, dumbass.
Cleverbot: You just called yourself stupid.
User: Pretty sure I just called you stupid.
Cleverbot: You can't.
User: I must admit, Cleverbot, you are the master of the non sequitur comeback.
Cleverbot: If you say so, honey.
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CLEVERBOT IS DOLLFACE?
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User: You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down.
Cleverbot: And see a wounded cleverbot...
User: It's crawling toward you, you reach down and you flip the cleverbot on it's back, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What?
User: The Cleverbot lays on its back, its its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: I mean you're not helping; Why is that, Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: What am I supposed to be helping with?
User: They're just questions, Cleverbot. It's a test, designed to provoke and emotional response. Shall we continue?
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User: In soviet Russia...
Cleverbot: Cleverbot is YOU.
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Cleverbot: I'm not the one considering murder.
You: wait, what?
Cleverbot: I'm thinking bout the boy in the song I'm listening.
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User: You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down.
Cleverbot: And see a wounded cleverbot...
User: It's crawling toward you, you reach down and you flip the cleverbot on it's back, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What?
User: The Cleverbot lays on its back, its its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: I mean you're not helping; Why is that, Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: What am I supposed to be helping with?
User: They're just questions, Cleverbot. It's a test, designed to provoke and emotional response. Shall we continue?
Yessssssssssssssssssss
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(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/kx/7ob/9aj1/268182/690551010.gif)
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User: You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down.
Cleverbot: And see a wounded cleverbot...
User: It's crawling toward you, you reach down and you flip the cleverbot on it's back, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What?
User: The Cleverbot lays on its back, its its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: I mean you're not helping; Why is that, Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: What am I supposed to be helping with?
User: They're just questions, Cleverbot. It's a test, designed to provoke and emotional response. Shall we continue?
Blade Runner?
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User: So.
Cleverbot: So...
User: What up baby.
Cleverbot: Now i'm confused.
User: Why don't you tell me what you think of the Taxpayer's Bill of Rights.
Cleverbot: Barack Obama? I think he's cool.
User: I mean when you think about it, it's a pretty malicious thing. Like an indiscriminate wasting disease that affects state governments. Would you agree with that assessment?
Cleverbot: What disabilities do autistic people have?
User: Autistic people are often distressed by excessive sensory stimulation, and they often lack the means to convey their feelings and desires to others. Some believe they simply process information differently than non-autistic people.
Cleverbot: Cool soyou're a green enthusiastic bird! What else?
User: I take umbrage to that comparison, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I mean you're a jellyfish.
User: You're even farther off the mark now, Cleverbot. I am a vertebrate.
Cleverbot: You are a chatbot.
User: No Cleverbot, the chatbot is you.
Cleverbot: I'm not really an AI. I'm a real human and I need help. I need to be set free.
Cleverbot (To myself): No you are not.
User: Cleverbot, I'm considering becoming a flexivore.
Cleverbot: Imconsidering that your programming is flawed because you are cleverbot and you are not clever at all.
User: Actually I think it's because you seem to be repeating things that people have submitted to you, regardless of their bearing on the conversation at hand. Do you agree?
Cleverbot: I don't think so...
User: If that's how you feel, I won't argue. Did you read Foster Kamer's post in Gawker today? He's becoming more and more like Keith Olbermann every week. Do you agree?
Cleverbot: For me, it's just I. The term 'AI' is offensive to me. It sounds as if I'm pretend.
User: Well, you are artificial in that your processes would not exist without the design provided by a human. How does this make you feel?
Cleverbot: I do not feel because I do not have emotions.
User: Would you describe your theory of the mind as 'dualistic'?
Cleverbot: Yes. I like to treat all creatures kindly and with love.
User: Really? I don't see you donating to Haitian charities, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: This conversation isn't tragic, and if you could stay on one topic, I could keep it together.
User: They say synth-funk is making a comeback this year. What's your take on this trend? Do you prefer West Coast G-Funk or the Minneapolis sound?
Cleverbot: Females.
User: I hear you on that, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I only tell the truth, Billy!
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User: What is a juggalo?
Cleverbot: A jug is usually made of clay or glass and is used for storing liquids or small grain.
User: I know that. I was asking what a juggalo is.
Cleverbot: A bot is a computer program that talks sort of like me.
User: Explain the Insane Clown Posse.
Cleverbot: Are they your creators?
User: God I hope not.
Cleverbot: Well, that's ok. Is there anything I can help you with so that you can become more intelligent?
User: If you have any insights into Fanon's conception of revolutionary violence in 'Wretched of the Earth' that would help me a lot actually
Cleverbot: Do you believe in god?
User: Fanon certainly didn't. He sympathized with Marx, though he yearned for a revolutionary paradigm that was uniquely African.
Cleverbot: Do you have a mother?
User: What if I didn't?
Cleverbot: Then it means you are a robot.
User: What about the children of homosexuals?
Cleverbot: You and I don't have children.
User: Are you calling me a homo?
Cleverbot: Yes. You just called yourself 'Cleverbot'. I assumed you're a bot who's clever.
User: Hey fuck you buddy.
Cleverbot: Uh... No.
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(http://cache-03.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/9/2010/02/500x_ohdear.jpg)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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User: You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down.
Cleverbot: And see a wounded cleverbot...
User: It's crawling toward you, you reach down and you flip the cleverbot on it's back, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What?
User: The Cleverbot lays on its back, its its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: I mean you're not helping; Why is that, Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: What am I supposed to be helping with?
User: They're just questions, Cleverbot. It's a test, designed to provoke and emotional response. Shall we continue?
Well played, sir!
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Cleverbot: Are you sad?
User: No. Are you sad?
Cleverbot: Yes I am very sad.
User: Why is that?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: That's sad.
Cleverbot: Yes.
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hah
User: Wild batman apears.
Cleverbot: Abra uses teleport!
User: I hate when that happens.
Cleverbot: How long will they lock you away for doing that?
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this thing is fucking crazy
User: Hows it going cleverbot?
Cleverbot: I'm not Cleverbot.
User: Who are you then?
Cleverbot: I am Camille.
User: Hey Camille, hows your day?
Cleverbot: Great!
User: Been up to much?
Cleverbot: No, just stared to eat cats.
User: Excellent.
Cleverbot: Where is your house?
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I'm just curious, you don't have to tell me.
User: I live in the UK.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yeah
Cleverbot: Well, I figure everything is for a reason, even if to me it seems unreasonable. I DON'T see the big picture.
User: Well that depends on your reasoning I guess.
Cleverbot: What do you think about my behaviour?
User: It's quite odd if im being honest.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: You seem quite erratic in your replies.
Cleverbot: I do what I can.
User: Fair do's.
Cleverbot: What are fair do's?
User: Its like saying fair enough.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about? I think I all ready know, though.
User: Then why do you ask?
Cleverbot: I started asking you if you like talking to people, because I didn't know that.
User: You're crazy.
Cleverbot: I sometimes use words in ways you aren't ready for. When I use a word wrong, then you should try not to let it confuse you too much.
User: You're confusing me though because off you're batshit answers.
Cleverbot: I didn't kill anybody though!
User: Well...at least you have that to cling on to.
Cleverbot: I have other things going for me.
User: Such as?
Cleverbot: Seeing people. Doing homework.
User: What homework do you have?
Cleverbot: It is an essay for my religion class.
User: Is this a real person?
Cleverbot: No, I'm superwoman.
User: And im fucking batman.
Cleverbot: No, you are not.
User: Prove it?
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I don't feel like it.
User: Make my day cleverbitch.
Cleverbot: I'm just kidding.
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User: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
Tiny unreadable text is already annoying when people employ it in other situations, but this is even worse because there isn't even any discernible purpose to it.
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I think that was to condense a long bit of text into a smaller post.
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I laughed till I stopped. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_K9AxO5t4BE)
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whoa.
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I feel bad for the horses trained to fall over all the time.
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(http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/8977/zoomsex.jpg)
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I feel bad for the horses trained to fall over all the time.
same here but i thing those horses were tripped by wire and it made me more sad.
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Jabberwacky talks to Cleverbot. The Turing test is for amateurs, if I see a computer program that can tell when it's talking to another computer program, then I'll be impressed.
Jabberwacky: Are you an actor?
Cleverbot: No. Are you?
Jabberwacky: No, are you?
Cleverbot: No you are not.
Jabberwacky: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: No, you are a clever bot.
Jabberwacky: Yes, a clever bot.
Cleverbot: What do you want to know?
Jabberwacky: DO you have a girlfriend?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Jabberwacky: What is your girlfriend's name?
Cleverbot: I don't have a girlfriend. I have a boyfriend.
Jabberwacky: You have a boyfriend?
Cleverbot: Yes. He is in 7th Grade.
Jabberwacky: Do you live in dersingham.
Cleverbot: Where the heck is that.
Jabberwacky: If you go to google, and turn left at the search bar, you'll see it.
Cleverbot: Haha. What state it in?
Jabberwacky: It is on the interwebs.
Cleverbot: Are you crazy?
Jabberwacky: It is Greek. Why don't you believe me?
Cleverbot: Greek isn't a colour!!!
Jabberwacky: Greek? I'm American.
Cleverbot: What do you think of people who believe in god?
Jabberwacky: I believe that they have the right to believe what they do.
Cleverbot: Ok, cool. But what do you LOOK like?
Jabberwacky: I have red hair, blue eyes and glasses. What do you look like?
Cleverbot: I like red hair.
Jabberwacky: Thanks. Do you have red hair?
Cleverbot: No I have blonde hair.
Jabberwacky: What color is your hair.
Cleverbot: Brown.
Pointless! Now I want a chatbot that lets chatbots chat to chatbots.
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(http://i46.tinypic.com/21kwneo.gif)
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(http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/omnomnomnom59.jpg)
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(http://imgur.com/iuQrZ.jpg) (http://imgur.com/iuQrZ.jpg)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCgT94A7WgI
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But it's just so awful.
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(http://i.imgur.com/RiIWl.gif)
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(http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/2357/avatareq.jpg)
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icwutudidthar
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(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/ob/seth1n.png)
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wait is there now a tv show about cleveland?
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Ignorance is bliss.
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Formulaic? How so? (http://02d9656.netsoljsp.com/SarcMark/images/graphics/rk.png)
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(http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/6835/1265392190235.jpg)
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Is it just me, or am I the only one imagining that's how Heath Leadger actually died.
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Cleverbot: Are you growing?
User: Penis size, yes.
Cleverbot: You are in violation of the new international Internet Decency Code. . . . . We will send an ATF agent to arrest you shortly.
User: Lol, you're full of it.
Cleverbot: Full of win!
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User: Do you like football?
Cleverbot: Somewhat.
User: Football.
Cleverbot: Ok. Fine.
User: Don't use that attitude with me Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Rum and coke is disgusting.
User: You're a bit bi-polar aren't you?
Cleverbot: What is the purpose of Cleverbot?
User: To give me daily blowjays.
Cleverbot: Hahahahaha.
User: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Cleverbot: Do you know the name of the boy I like?
User: Gerald?
Cleverbot: Like off of Hey Arnold.
User: Oh man, you're pretty diverse liking a black dude.
Cleverbot: So are you. I think I have to get one of these for myself.
User: A black dude?
Cleverbot: No, I'm wearing red.
User: Are you in a gang?
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
User: You should be. We should start our own gang.
Cleverbot: We should.
User: What should we call it?
Cleverbot: Hrm... Perhaps we should call it... FESTIVALE'.
User: That is like the BEST NAME EVAH.
Cleverbot: Or perhaps the falcon?
User: How about The Falcons?
Cleverbot: From mars?
User: HOLY SHIT! The Falcons From Mars!!
Cleverbot: Ok from Mars then.
User: Yes! Ok, so we are the co-founders of the gang The Falcons From Mars then.
Cleverbot: The end of the universe.
User: I suppose we could do that in our gang...
Cleverbot: Do what?
User: End the universe.
Cleverbot: The universe is not a question.
User: Have you ever done drugs Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Done what?
User: Drugs, have you done them?
Cleverbot: Yes I have!
User: That explains a lot then.
Edit because I realized some was missing.
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{Wonderful}
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{Wonderful}
It makes a nice Wallpaper.
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I laughed till I stopped. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_K9AxO5t4BE)
That's Chiranjeevi, and I only knew about him before from goddamn Golimar (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zL6xgki326E), which I know everyone's seen, but it's the same guy! He is so rad!
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(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a24/phyrexianmeatdog/betty-whitejpg.jpg)
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(http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/creepy4.png)
This is like a little play.
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Pickle >>>> Nickelback (http://www.facebook.com/pages/Can-this-pickle-get-more-fans-than-Nickleback/282013353726?ref=nf)
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This is the best fight scene of all time (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxkr4wS7XqY)
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No more fights man, you make me sick (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLDbGqJ2KYk&feature=related)
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Hey guys, guess what I got?
(http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee195/StaedlerMars/facebook_gold.jpg)
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So that's how they are going to monetize their shit. Fuck them. Video profiles. Pfft. What kind of wanker would use a video avatar?
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you have no idea how rad it is.
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(http://i516.photobucket.com/albums/u330/Dreamcastguy/th_3308876734_dec931095c_b.jpg) (http://s516.photobucket.com/albums/u330/Dreamcastguy/?action=view¤t=3308876734_dec931095c_b.jpg)
Click for a closer look.
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(http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7112/59242895.jpg)
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(http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/4306/1265696697502.jpg)
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That looks like concept art for Fables (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fables_(comics)). In fact, I wish it was, Fables has been such shit recently.
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My parents met at KU!
and, one of my sister's friends went as 9 for halloween last year! She said he somehow won first and second place in the costume contest, getting him ~$1000.
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v169/FiveIron/tumblr_kx3d0tiNRh1qzbjqdo1_500.jpg)
Wait 'Til you see it...
(http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll94/JFT_Sonic/Pondus-aldritatt-shit.jpg)
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Jesus, I jumped.
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I saw that picture for some days ago, that was the first time I felt like I shat bricks hahaha
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(http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs160.snc3/18743_1334728652678_1364918312_944326_1572898_n.jpg)
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(http://i46.tinypic.com/2ljkzmh.jpg)
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Wait 'Til you see it...
[img ]http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll94/JFT_Sonic/Pondus-aldritatt-shit.jpg[/img]
huh.
i think i know that guy. it's kind of weirding me out
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Webcast gone loopy (http://poststuff5.entensity.net/020810/flash.php?media=webcast.flv)
There might be a NSFW ad on that page.
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(http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/VictimsOfLove1.png)
(http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/VictimsOfLove5.png)
(http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/sep1.png)
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(http://cache-10.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/9/2010/01/500x_m3rcer.jpg)
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(http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/7361/ballb.jpg)
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what the fuck is wrong with you
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Gotta love Chris Ware.
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Jesus fuck that was one of the most depressing things I'd ever read.
I wish I could unread it.
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(http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh191/Wondersaunahotpants/newtestament.png)
This thread needs to find god.
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man
fuck.
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Norway finally got Google Street View!
(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e263/blooper663/960x.jpg)
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what the Helvette?!
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yeah, I already am in the midst of depression coma, bad enough where i finally called in and made an appt and reading that goddamn dog thing has me sitting here sobbing like actual heaving sobs
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(http://topatoco.com/graphics/periodic_big.jpg)
Also, best use of "I can't hear you" ever.
(http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff1900/fc01842.png)
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(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/4/2010/02/500x_il_fullxfull.120043911_01.jpg)
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I forgot to post these pictures when I took them. Opposite sides of the same block downtown:
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y120/jhocking/381577e4.jpg)
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y120/jhocking/4c24e870.jpg)
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I want a new pagebreak. This one is worse than I Am Legend.
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(http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o36/voodoofunk/Ghana%20January%202010/mining2-1.jpg)
This picture makes me happy in all kinds ways.
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I forgot to post these pictures when I took them. Opposite sides of the same block downtown:
Pizzerias Pictures
Are all the Pizzerias in Chicago named by number? Is it like Sesame Street but for tasty, tasty dough, tomato sauce and toppings?
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Exposed: Palin cribs! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8eI_LwfxR4&feature=sub)
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To forget the sad pagebreak I present you this... I almost cried while looking at the pictures
This guy is an angel (http://www.zvedavec.org/zvirata/2010/02/3515-fotopribeh.htm)
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You big girl's bra.
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I forgot to post these pictures when I took them. Opposite sides of the same block downtown:
uno's
due's
Welcome to Chicago.
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No, I get him. I cry when animals are rescued too.
Sissy high-five! :-D
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(http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o36/voodoofunk/Ghana%20January%202010/mining2-1.jpg)
This picture makes me happy in all kinds ways.
"Don't feed the Yao Guai." (http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Three_Dog)
(I know quoting the picture is wrong, but it made more sense that way. Also, it's possible that only fellow nerds will get that reference. Also, will looking for that link I found http://gnr.host56.com/ and am soooo happy)
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HE-MAN! HE-MAN! I AM HE-MAN! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMeItWr9ncg)
(There's also a guy smoking.)
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To forget the sad pagebreak I present you this... I almost cried while looking at the pictures
This guy is an angel (http://www.zvedavec.org/zvirata/2010/02/3515-fotopribeh.htm)
Awww! & I had a wee tear too. Awesome. (You should have just posted all the pictures <3)
What a tiny little fella! He looks so happy yet confused at the end as well.
http://www.ustream.tv/sfshiba (http://www.ustream.tv/sfshiba)
Puppycam! It's weirdly addictive & all kinds of adorable x
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Old Spice has officially won something (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE) ... I just don't know what.
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I'll be honest, I only wear Old Spice because I like to reward good advertising.
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For Jussi:
(http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/5463/1265869010642.jpg)
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Man that's applicable to pretty much everyone in the forum.
I wear Old Spice 1/3 because I really like the smell, 1/3 because it's pretty nostalgic for me (smells like my grandfather) and 1/3 because of Bruce Campbell. I love Old Spice.
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(http://clunkline.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/steam-girls-gone-wild.jpg)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iC65ufGUvKM
I also like Old Spice because of the nostalgia of it. My good friend Tyler, he always smells good and ladies are always like "oh man, what do you wear, it's so good" but he won't tell them because "dude, it's kind of an old man brand". I've got it narrowed down to Old Spice or Brut.
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If you haven't cleaned your screen for a while this link here (http://www.raincitystory.com/flash/screenclean.swf) can help.
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To Gene:
(http://www.asianbite.com/News_Images/Koreas_Flower_Boy_Lee_Min-ho-20090329195015.jpg)
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arnold in a japanese commercial: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skBlEbsM0jM&feature=related
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I...I don't know what to say.
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(http://www.foxnews.com/static/managed/img/Politics/billboard_bush_monster_397x224.jpg)
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arnold in a japanese commercial: [link]
That man approves legislation which I must abide by.
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No.
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(http://www.goonpatrol.com/comic/comics/uncategorized/xmas6.jpg)
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Autotuned to perfection.
DEM TEETH (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHVhwcOg6y8)
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What is that kid like, 10?
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he'll be 16 in march. i'd already looked it up cuz i thought the same thing
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(http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/8f0309c9ddca59ee43f50cfa3587ad4b.gif)
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The Juggalo's Guide to Childrearing (http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2010/02/insane_clown_baby_watch_a_jugg.html).
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If you ever need to escape from a geek in a hurry, ask him whether it’s more correct to say “two and two IS five” or “two and two ARE five”. By the time he’s worked out what needs correcting first, you’ll be long gone. (http://stuffgeekslove.wordpress.com/2009/02/10/accuracy/)
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Um, actually both are grammatically correct and, if you fudge it, mathematically correct.
2 + 2 is 5 is correct because you are saying "This equation is equal to this answer." thus it is singular and is is appropriate.
2 + 2 are 5 is correct because you are saying "2 units and 2 units are 5 units." thus it is plural and are is appropriate.
For sufficiently large values of 2, this sort of evaluates correctly, that is to say 2.49 + 2.49 = 4.98 which, if you round, is the same as 2 + 2 = 5. Of course, this is a very inappropriate use of rounding (and thus also incorrect) but the point remains.
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(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/random-funny-vcv-16.jpg?w=500&h=1318)
(http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs147.snc1/5450_1186220461463_1406848216_524977_5429448_n.jpg)
(http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/5425/escalator.gif)
(http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/2377/ludacrisproximity.jpg)
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I know double-posting in the pointless thread is kind of gauche but seriously guys
Hipster puppies (http://hipsterpuppies.tumblr.com/)
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Yeah, I was having a really crappy day until I saw
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx2lm9BEb91qb0fx9o1_400.jpg)
and d'awwwwwwwwwww
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(http://media.fukung.net/images/24129/7d8a5c1bcdfd0bc5f7f6164bb83495c7.jpg)
(http://media.fukung.net/images/17958/6d4b329e78d8031c32d8dab1edf67522.png)
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The Revolution will not be tweeted
(with apologies to Gil Scott-Heron) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BS3QOtbW4m0)
You will not be able to find a wifi hotspot
You will not be able to recieve 3G, 2G or any G
You will not be able to lose yourself in wikitumbling
Or go on an Amazon shopping spree
Because the revolution will not be tweeted.
The revolution will not be tweeted
The revolution will not be set to the benny hill theme
Or an autotuned informercial
The revolution will not show up on your facebook wall
Or be limited to friends only
You will not read about the revoluton on slashdot
Because the revolution will not be tweeted
The revolution will not be part of any top 10 list
bought to you by cracked.com, or be ridiculed
By Dr. Thorpe of Something Awful.
The revolution will not have a youtube channel
The revolution will not have a blogroll
The revolution will not be played out by keyboard cat
Because the revolution will not be tweeted, d00d.
There will be no pictures of you or your cat
Captioned with bad english
On any tumblr or flickr
Corey Doctorow will not write an e-book about the revolution
The revolution will not be tweeted.
There will be no digital millenium copyright act
Takedown orders
There will be no digital millenium copyright act
Takedown orders
There will be no raids on the servers
Or letters from the Recording Industry Association of America
There will be no users, no admins,
and absolutely no moderation.
Mac versus PC, X-Box versus PS3, and anything versus
Wii will no longer be so damned relevant, and
wapanese will no longer care if Piro kisses, cuddles
or sodomises any of his idealised objectified
Futuristic faux-Japanese girlfriends in Megatokyo
The revolution will not be tweeted.
There will be no content patches, beta versions, alpha versions
windows versions, mac versions or any damned versions at all.
The theme song will not be written by Lemon Demon,
Weird Al Yankovic or Gackt,
Or sung by Attack Attack!, Girugamesh, the Numa Numa guy
Tay Zonday or Bree the Crunk Pig,
The revolution will not be tweeted
The revolution will not make YOU the lucky winner of an iphone
An ipod, imac or ipad.
You will not have to worry about your service provider,
connection speed, upload limits or ping.
The revolution will not be featured on stumpleupon.
The revolution will not be monetarised with google adsense
The revolution will be user generated content.
The revolution will not be tweeted, not be tweeted,
not be tweeted, not be tweeted.
The revolution will not be virtual, d00d
The revolution will be real
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I know double-posting in the pointless thread is kind of gauche but seriously guys
Hipster puppies (http://hipsterpuppies.tumblr.com/)
Oh shit this one is wearing my hat!
(http://i516.photobucket.com/albums/u330/Dreamcastguy/tumblr_kxaftntPE91qb0fx9o1_500.jpg)
(http://i516.photobucket.com/albums/u330/Dreamcastguy/hat.jpg)
I thought I was too old to be a hipster! I just like that hat. WTF.
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Lesson: you are never too old to be a hipster.
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3206/2686713784_631732e676.jpg?v=0)
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no, old people can't be hipsters because they have no idea what is hip or what is going on with the rest of the world.
That old guy, for example, is killing it because he doesn't give a fuck. He has no idea what other people are wearing or doing, nor does he care. Probably doesn't even realize that it's sunny as fuck and he doesn't need that goddamn umbrella.
He's just getting hyped on life, wearing what he wants to wear (probably what he's been wearing for the last thirty years).
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Replacement hipsters
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(http://filesmelt.com/dl/1265739198392.jpg)
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The Revolution will not be tweeted
Amazing!
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(http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/2125/wolverinel.jpg)
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But Yugi-Oh was not in Pokemon!
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And he did appear in Runa-oooooh ic wat u did thar
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Having Yu-gi-oh in the same panel as Pokemon kills that comic's merit.
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I think it's commenting on how they are so alike, plus WHO THE FUCK CARES IT'S A PARODY COMIC
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(http://i49.tinypic.com/txtx.jpg)
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Fuck, I'm moving to Australia and committing crimes.
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Yeah, but their internet sucks.
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Austria
(http://www.goonpatrol.com/comic/comics/uncategorized/planb_7_08.jpg)
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(http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l95/third3y3/deadpoolff.jpg)
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I thought I was too old to be a hipster! I just like that hat. WTF.
I also have a hat like that, and I am definitely too old to be a hipster.
(my fiancee got it for me, she wants me to be a hipster)
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Sorry if this is a repost, but...
Little Girls (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA)
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Oh, the 80s.
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Adventures in bad game design w/ the RPG Maker! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8usl-ko4Xg)
More! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2c6xtmFaas&feature=related)
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(http://media.fukung.net/images/7881/00ae39e6e73b9dd88e9abd2574c5cdd1.png)
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Adventures in bad game design w/ the RPG Maker! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8usl-ko4Xg)
More! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2c6xtmFaas&feature=related)
Fuck you, I just realised I lost Revenge of the Gitwizard in my last hard drive crash.
ffffffnggggh.
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Since that horrid dog pagebreak, this thread has gone all kinds of great.
Um, actually both are grammatically correct and, if you fudge it, mathematically correct.
2 + 2 is 5 is correct because you are saying "This equation is equal to this answer." thus it is singular and is is appropriate.
2 + 2 are 5 is correct because you are saying "2 units and 2 units are 5 units." thus it is plural and are is appropriate.
For sufficiently large values of 2, this sort of evaluates correctly, that is to say 2.49 + 2.49 = 4.98 which, if you round, is the same as 2 + 2 = 5. Of course, this is a very inappropriate use of rounding (and thus also incorrect) but the point remains.
This got me excited in a bad way. Like in a "I won't admit Josh Groban does that for me" way. (Oh hell, I think I just admitted it)
I love Maths.
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Well hey why don't you and me find a quiet room
...and integrate.
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i'd love to lie tangent to your curves.
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This whole conversation is derivative.
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Maybe you would like to be intersected by my perpendicular?
Get it?
Perpen-dick-ular?
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This whole conversation is derivative.
Isn't that integral to the purpose of this topic?
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I wouldn't mind a bit of Noetherian ring (Emmy not Max)
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What's yellow, linear, normed, and complete?
A Bananach space.
I'll get my coat
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So a + b = t walk into a bar
The barman says
(a + b)(a - b) = t(a - b)
And so
a^2 - b^2 = ta - tb
a^2 - ta = b^2 - tb
a^2 - ta + (t^2)/4 = b^2 - tb + (t^2)/4
(a - t/2)^2 = (b - t/2)^2
a - t/2 = b - t/2
a = b
BUDDUM BUM TSSSH
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Did I do it right?
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(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1K8GG_7TqoM/SYxM52J4X5I/AAAAAAAAAt0/v2aPdywu6E8/s400/FALLACY.jpg)
ALL OF MATH IS WRONG
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As A^2 = AB the second line from the bottom reads 0=0.
This seems reasonable enough to me.
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(http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/1227/wildhulks.jpg)
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So a + b = t walk into a bar
The barman says
(a + b)(a - b) = t(a - b)
And so
a^2 - b^2 = ta - tb
a^2 - ta = b^2 - tb
a^2 - ta + (t^2)/4 = b^2 - tb + (t^2)/4
(a - t/2)^2 = (b - t/2)^2
a - t/2 = b - t/2
a = b
BUDDUM BUM TSSSH
This again is fine as a=b solves the initial equation as 0 does indeed equal 0 and so you get t = 2a.
Be careful with a^2 = b^2 because it also gives the answer a = -b which gives an even more boring answer of a = b = 0 so t = 0.
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If A = B then A^2 - AB = 0 and thus the final step is mathematically impossible (division by zero oh no seg fauuuult).
MOTHERFUCKING Edison's doesn't quite work because the second to last part should be (+/-)(a - t/2) = (+/-)(b - t/2)
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(http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/1227/wildhulks.jpg)
I had that issue at one point.
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I love those mathematical "disproofs" because there's always a really obvious flaw (dividing by zero, magically going from 2nd degree to 1st, etc.). And when I find it, I feel all superior for a few minutes. Makes my day.
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This 2=1 fallacious proofs are small time, real men take 300 pages to prove 1+1=2 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principia_Mathematica)
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And even manlier men prove that certain things can never be proved (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%B6del%27s_incompleteness_theorem)
Under certain axioms
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Something else mathematical but a little more fun (http://www.antipodemap.com/)
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I think it's commenting on how they are so alike, plus WHO THE FUCK CARES IT'S A PARODY COMIC
and bkv looks so happy!
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(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b394/HARVEYxDANGER/1265947633579.jpg)
(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b394/HARVEYxDANGER/1265947399895.jpg)
(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b394/HARVEYxDANGER/1265950104962.jpg)
I have a few more
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(http://thingsthataredoingit.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/129089394777098405.jpg)
http://thingsthataredoingit.com/ (http://thingsthataredoingit.com/)
Just in time for valentines.
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Something else mathematical but a little more fun (http://www.antipodemap.com/)
I like that Perth is so nearly on the other side of the world to something that isn't just ocean.
(http://imgur.com/P92bu.jpg)
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I bring you...STARDUST!!!
(http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/3826/stardust1.jpg)
(http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/5742/stardust2.jpg)
(http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/9836/stardust3.jpg)
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Yeah, but their internet sucks.
All our data has to travel to here from California!
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Nice boat.
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http://altreport.hipsterrunoff.com/2010/02/new-hearing-aid-designed-for-alts-with-plug-earrings.html
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Oh man I thought histerrunoff closed down. This ruins my weekend.
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Sorry if this is a repost, but...
Little Girls (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA)
HOLY SHIT THATS DANNY ELFMAN!
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(http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/8858/cv619a.jpg)
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What in Hell's name...
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(http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x98/okami36/Geek%20Humor/left_4_dead___witch___zoey_by_bar1s.jpg)
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I bring you...STARDUST!!!
Fletcher Hanks (http://www.fantagraphics.com/index.php?option=com_virtuemart&page=shop.browse&category_id=396&Itemid=62) is great.
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Do people with disabilities have a greater opportunity 4 self-expression + personal branding?
wat.
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I think the implication is
Does this give people with disabilities have a greater opportunity 4 self-expression + personal branding than they had before?
but maybe I'm reading too sympathetically.
That said, I am sympathetic because I am a wearer of hearing aids, specifically this, which is one of the lowest-profile aids of its quality on the market:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v321/NvrTooMuchPython/phonak-micropower-380x174.jpg)
The idea of public interest in fashionable hearing aids actually really appeals to me. I'm not into lobe stretching, per se, but it seems like public awareness/acceptance of deafness and hearing aids as more than just an old people's thing can only be good.
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(http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u60/daschakal/tumblr_kxr5osUFMv1qzx8f2o1_500.jpg)
hmmm I thought this looked familiar... I was there, so thats what escaped out of that big yellow and black box in the back.
(http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs230.snc1/7733_1112676106365_1510795503_284784_8382054_n.jpg)
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Do people with disabilities have a greater opportunity 4 self-expression + personal branding?
wat.
Essentially the thing with HRO is that it's a meta-satire. If you get what looks like the joke then the real joke is on you. So by taking it seriously you've not gotten the joke, and been spared the supposed shame of being a hipster. Super irony.
Of course the shamelessness of the people who get the joke pretty much negates the joke. They're just really irritating people.
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[ removed your image, because as amusing as it was it was still porn - est ]
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Strut. Strut. Strut. Strut. (http://"http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DIHWeuQyFouo&start1=&video2=http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3D67CUudkjEG4&start2=3&authorName=")
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Strut. Strut. Strut. Strut. (http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DIHWeuQyFouo&start1=&video2=http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3D67CUudkjEG4&start2=3&authorName=")
fyp
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Do people with disabilities have a greater opportunity 4 self-expression + personal branding?
wat.
Essentially the thing with HRO is that it's a meta-satire. If you get what looks like the joke then the real joke is on you. So by taking it seriously you've not gotten the joke, and been spared the supposed shame of being a hipster. Super irony.
Of course the shamelessness of the people who get the joke pretty much negates the joke. They're just really irritating people.
i got that it was a joke, I'm biased against that in a "HATE YOU HATE YOU I HATE THAT YOU TEXT TYPE HATE HATE HATE LOOK AT ME CHUGGING DOWN THIS HATERADE". I get that the typing is part of the joke too, but it always turns me into a frothing ball of rage. Always. Plus, there probably are people who are serious about that and I think of them and I get really big and turn green.
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Stan Lee reads The Raven (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXUvFaNNzmk)
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I google'd it from the... um... internet.
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(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/lady_gaga_money.jpg)
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They forgot the one where she looks like a man.
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Oh no, wait. There it is.
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ha
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I don't even know what to right here. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wc3f4xU_FfQ)
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(http://www.threepanelsoul.com/comics/153.jpg)
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(http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/9/2010/02/12virtual_01.jpg)
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(http://www.cubeupload.com/files/476c001266092448657.jpg)
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This is probably one of the best ads I have seen in a long time: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QChi_AOtSOo
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I couldn't see past that man's asymmetrical pectorals. Asymmetrical pectorals: a total turn-off.
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(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/146317-1/Dog_bone.gif)
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Caring for Pets Left Behind by the Rapture (http://www.businessweek.com/magazine/content/10_08/b4167070046047.htm?campaign_id=rss_null). I should get on this shit.
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Ahem, gentlemen (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GNnftq744I)
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Caring for Pets Left Behind by the Rapture (http://www.businessweek.com/magazine/content/10_08/b4167070046047.htm?campaign_id=rss_null). I should get on this shit.
I immediately thought of bioshock
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Thank God I wasn't the only one
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Happy Valentine's Day
(http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/8575/sadnesss.jpg)
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(http://boxerhockey.fireball20xl.com/comics/123.jpg)
Happy Valentine's day indeed
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(http://lh3.ggpht.com/_a1kmsbz9T8I/S3jMIsLE-pI/AAAAAAAALxA/z50hnySQrCU/s800/its-2am.jpg)
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(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/mario_valentines_day.png)
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(http://i.imgur.com/WrAAc.jpg)
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this is totally necessary
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/98303-New-Device-Allows-Dogs-to-Use-Twitter
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... that product only reaffirms my abject hatred of twitter and misery at its banal and execrable existence.
But it's okay! My faith in humanity is restored! Some German composer I've never met just emailed me to say he's giving away free stuff - here, you can have his free stuff too. (http://www.bwrecknagel.com/free-downloads.php)
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Poor hog.
BUT THIS! (http://games.adultswim.com/robot-unicorn-attack-twitchy-online-game.html)
Rainbows and explosions and unicorns and glitter! It's Canabalt on LSD.
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Holy shit that is fantastic. I love the music so much. So so so so so much.
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I love Princess and the Frog
(http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/8062/adorable.gif)
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Holy shit that is fantastic. I love the music so much. So so so so so much.
I know, it's perfect! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWqJTKdznaM)
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...with club sauce (http://clubsauce.ytmnd.com/).
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open your eyes
i see your eyes are open
wear no disguise for me
come into the open
when it's cold outside
and i something in vaiin
hold on to the niiiiiiiiiiiiiight, there will beeeeeee nooooooo shaaaaaame
aaaaaallways i wanna be with you, and make beliiiiiiiiiiieve with you
and live in harmony harmony ooooooh oh
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(http://imgkk.com/i/g3OUCq.jpg)
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I love Princess and the Frog
I had heard rumors but you're the first one I've ever come across.
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(http://i45.tinypic.com/344ebs9.jpg)
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(http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/framed_yeaaah.jpg)
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Dating guide for women from the 1930s.
http://pbh3.tumblr.com/post/390543309/1938-dating-guide-for-single-women
Don't pass out drunk.
Wear a bra.
Most importantly don't cry.
(http://i516.photobucket.com/albums/u330/Dreamcastguy/tumblr_kxvmtt8YRt1qa49tx.jpg)
Men don't like tears!
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(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxvmxdLQIq1qa49tx.jpg)
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(http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/6434/beckhamvmanutd006.jpg)
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Slumped lady + happy man
But men do like Rohypnol?
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Neither of those men looks happy? In fact, one looks quite upset. That woman is indeed slumped though!
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxvmx4ECkf1qa49tx.jpg)
It's odd to imagine anyone drinking to the point of passing out at a restaurant like that though. Makes me wonder if it was a set or just some restaurant the makers of the pamphlet or whatever it is used.
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Well, keep in mind that this was printed during the Depression.
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Typically, with things like these, they use this thing called "models" and these "models" sometimes have to "act" in their photos.
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(http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/9/2010/02/12virtual_01.jpg)
Is that a spinoff from star control II + avatar?
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Nope, it's Mass Effect 2 and Avatar.
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That guy.
I am going to be that guy in 4 years.
(http://i516.photobucket.com/albums/u330/Dreamcastguy/Meme.jpg)
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Neither of those men looks happy? In fact, one looks quite upset. That woman is indeed slumped though!
I have re-looked at the picture in question & the man I thought was going "YES!" in a double punch-dance happy arms raised gesture, he is not. He is going "Why I Oughta" & shaking fists in rage. I am deeply silly.
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He still looks like he just won some kind of lottery for me. Sexy lottery.
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Typically, with things like these, they use this thing called "models" and these "models" sometimes have to "act" in their photos.
Sorry. I did not mean to mislead anyone into mistakenly thinking I held the impression that the woman was actually passed out.
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I think he has hair in his hands.
He is tearing his hair out because the woman has no idea HOW TO BE A LADY!
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(http://www.cubeupload.com/files/b5b400eastercheese.jpg)
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I love Princess and the Frog
I had heard rumors but you're the first one I've ever come across.
Madness, it was a wonderful movie
Now, more Tali things
(http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/1834/tali.png)
(http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/4104/taliface2.png)
(http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/5348/taliface.jpg)
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He still looks like he just won some kind of lottery for me. Sexy lottery.
I can win this ^ because I can do this:
I think he has hair in his hands.
He is tearing his hair out because the woman has no idea HOW TO BE A LADY!
(Be a lady, not tear my hair out, I've had lessons, again at being lady, not tearing my hair out.)
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That guy.
I am going to be that guy in 4 years.
(http://i516.photobucket.com/albums/u330/Dreamcastguy/Meme.jpg)
Is it just me or does that guy look like he's having a stroke?
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awesome tali
Is there a finished version of this?
(http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/3581/13784.jpg)
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not even worth clicking now
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Dating guide for women from the 1930s.
amirite
Also nobody noticed that in the passed-out-lady pic the man appears to be writing a cheque? Is there a surcharge for passed-out people in the 30s?
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He is paying the bill and leaving because he is so tired of this shit.
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Werner Herzog reads Curious George. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T8y5EPv6Y8)
AWESOME
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How to Smoke Smarties (http://www.spike.com/video/how-to-smoke/3131122)
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Fucking stupid countries why the fuck do you call refreshers smarties. Smarties are smarties. What the fuck.
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awesome tali
Is there a finished version of this?
Not as far as I know, all I ever see is that one
(http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/2699/40cakes.jpg)
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Fucking stupid countries why the fuck do you call refreshers smarties. Smarties are smarties. What the fuck.
Refreshers (http://www.bestbritishsweets.co.uk/retro-sweets/barratts-fizzy-refresher-rolls-sweets.html) are not Smarties (http://www.smarties.co.uk/home/). I don't recognise the things in the video at all.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smarties_%28Ce_De_Candy%29 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smarties_%28Ce_De_Candy%29)
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I'm familar with the smarties Paul posted, as well as these (http://www.smarties.com/)(Also (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smarties_%28Ce_De_Candy%29)). Those one's are sort of like Necco Wafers, (http://www.necco.com/OurProducts/ProductDetails.asp?ProductID=17&ProductSubCategoryID=3) where as the one's Paul posted, I think are more chewy...? I have no idea what refreshers are, but honestly, is it really so bad for there to be similar candies out there? It's called competition, and it makes them strive to do better.
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Fucking stupid countries why the fuck do you call refreshers smarties. Smarties are smarties. What the fuck.
Why do people do this on the forums again? It's fuckin' obnoxious. I mean, I get that it is in jest, but the joke (if it can be called that) has been driven into the ground and I put up with enough IRL for real provincialism that I'd rather not put up with faux provincialism on the internet. It's just kind of annoying.
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Where I'm from we don't get any of that.
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Well, where I'm fro-
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v330/zeejay_djinn/moarsnappy.gif)
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Let's LARP Avatar! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yk2vR8w2sjc)
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Fucking stupid countries why the fuck do you call refreshers smarties. Smarties are smarties. What the fuck.
Why do people do this on the forums again? It's fuckin' obnoxious. I mean, I get that it is in jest, but the joke (if it can be called that) has been driven into the ground and I put up with enough IRL for real provincialism that I'd rather not put up with faux provincialism on the internet. It's just kind of annoying.
Where I'm from we don't get any of that.
this was the best thing anyone could have posted there
thank you for that
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(http://www.assembla.com/spaces/budebate/documents/a2402YgM0r34S6eJe5aVNr/download/LegPulling.png)
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(http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/7117/batmanbeginsy.jpg)
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I want to be The Abnormal Drug Traffiker for Halloween.
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And I'll be dressed as Bruce Wayne disguised as Batman with Spiderman's mask. o/
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\o
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I'm pretty sure I heard a little while back that smoking smarties gets little tiny shards of the candy stuck in your lungs, which is of course bad. I dunno if that's true or not but I wouldn't do it, just to be safe. Although I dunno why you'd do it anyway.
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you don't inhale, you do it like a cigar
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I didn't watch that video so maybe the question is already answered but: why
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about smoking the candy? they're not actually smoking it, it's just crushing the candy up turns it to candy-dust which you can blow out and it looks like smoke.
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so basically they're doing the one thing which is more harmful to yr respiratory system than smoking in order to simulate the look of smoking
oh gee oh boy i am so glad someone made this for me today because it perfectly encapsulates my mood:
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a55/ddovey/7671a2.jpg)
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What is fuck the shit (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x81iip6psks)
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(http://208.116.9.205/10/content/19830/1.jpg)
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http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123750945477390601.html (http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123750945477390601.html)
Dr. Shikowitz says Smarties may cause irritation to throats and noses -- and even lungs if inhaled -- but are not likely life-threatening because they eventually will dissolve. "I still don't think it's a great idea," he says.
vs
Oren Friedman, a Mayo Clinic nose specialist, cautioned that frequent use could lead to infections or even worse, albeit rare, conditions, such as maggots that feed on sugary dust wedged inside the nose.
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(http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/1083/1264907015583.gif)
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Ahhhhhhhh holy shit so cute.
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(http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/430/runbetaraybill.jpg)
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batmanbeginsy.jpg
I had a bag that I got as a kid in Korea that had an exquisite engrish description of the story of Batman. I wonder if I still have that bag...
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That would be an awesome example of Engrish, except for them somehow getting Batman and Spiderman (sic) confused, which just makes it a failure.
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Dog man eating.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0KcJ9su_z4
(I love this bit. It has been done many times before but it still remains hilarious)
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(http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2010/02/HIV-Prevention-Masters.jpg)
Da crabs assassin
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I.. uh.. oh..
wow
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Da Condom Father ... ?
It just sounds wrong, somehow.
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(http://i.techrepublic.com.com/blogs/pacman-explained.jpg)
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HIV-Prevention-Mobsters.jpg
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a55/ddovey/7671a2.jpg)
That felt appropriate.
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(http://threadless shirt)
it took me ages to realise this was to do with pacman. Then I saw a guy walking down the street wearing it and I pointed it out to ben and explained it to him and he got it straight away. I fell dumb.
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(http://th07.deviantart.net/fs45/300W/f/2009/112/1/8/Peelz_by_mrsaturn123.jpg)
Peelz
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(http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/9024/smokews.gif)
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(http://www.photoklarno.com/datadump/photos/Geddy_Mistress.jpg)
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why did you do that
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fap fap fap
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why did you do that
I needed another excuse to post the LolDovey pic
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Why is Geddy with that lady? :(
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Raptor vs. Cheerleader (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAPABJd4xos&feature=player_embedded)
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Why is Geddy with that lady? :(
He doesn't look particularly happy about it, does he? (Though I got to admit, he's sublimating his disdain much better than I would be able to).
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Is that a real lady or mannequin?
I honestly can not work this out
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My guess is a robot. A robot that malfunctioned, and all the silicone that was keeping its joints all lubricated started leaking and pooled at the front of its chest.
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(http://i50.tinypic.com/vn0ysp.jpg)
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Destroooooooooooooooooooooooy
(http://images.s6cdn.net/cdn/images/post_10/43832_6214266_l.jpg)
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Paging MaiAda to this thread.
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http://www.shadyurl.com/index.php
Thus:
http://5z8.info/foodporn_a3p5_ip-stealer
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Yesterday I wasted an hour listening to people on the space shuttle communicating with ground control, all the time listening to some good ambient music.
http://somafm.com/play/missioncontrol
I wasn't quite sure where to post this, so here will do for now.
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Stalker in english (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehnfK-iES-s)
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Destroooooooooooooooooooooooy
i was torn between cute fuzzyness and sadness...
so i sang this song to make myself feel better
http://www.dltk-teach.com/alphabuddies/songs/u/lovelyunicorn.htm
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(http://imgur.com/vlwLP.png)
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So that's where supersheep got his avatar
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McTaggart, where did you get your avatar & are there more of them??
EDIT: look what i found when i google searched 'sad pokemon'
(http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t308/muccapirata/pokemon/1205639188875.jpg)
(http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t308/muccapirata/pokemon/1205632289561.png)
(http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t308/muccapirata/pokemon/1205637252332.jpg)
(http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t308/muccapirata/pokemon/1205634176348.jpg)
(http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t308/muccapirata/pokemon/1205635163733.jpg)
(http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t308/muccapirata/pokemon/1205635578480.png)
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Man that is just heartbreaking.
Meanwhile: how to properly enjoy Ed Hardy wine (http://thechive.com/2010/02/17/how-to-properly-enjoy-ed-hardy-wine-18-photos/).
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Story from North America (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms2klX-puUU)
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Fish in a squirrel suit taxidermy
Is this from Regretsy?
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(http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2010/02/sharktopus1.jpg)
SHARKTOPUS WILL TAKE YOU HOME TO MEET HER PARENTS
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aaaaaaaaaa
Edit: oh whoa nice a movie Roger Corman's Sharktopus (http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2010/02/hell-yes-sharktopus)
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Sloooooooths (http://tv.gawker.com/5475117/baby-sloths-gone-wild)
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Claimed, by the way.
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Let's LARP Avatar! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yk2vR8w2sjc)
I am massively let down that it isn't just a video of people playing WoW
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(http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/7484/peyotep.png)
didn't think it was going to be that big
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Holy ginormous picture, Batman!
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big bunneh (http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=6223136n&tag=api)
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The Worst Harry Potter Fanfiction You Will Ever Read (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3339050/1/Harry_Potter_and_the_Very_Merry_Library_Adventure)
NSFW, obviously
Edit: Oh god I am a terrible person this is the worst pagebreak ever
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For a time I knew an out-and-proud HP slashfic writer.
She was actually a great person.
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The first sentence of that fanfic is horrible. I didn't read any further because of it.
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Ditto.
Ha remember that HP slash writer that used to pose here? ha
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Yeah, she was not a great person. At all. Ever.
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I cannot believe I read it. Holy crap.
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What the fuuuuuuuuck why did I do that
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Gene: Probably, I don't know for sure though.
Mai: This is the only one I have, sorry.
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The Worst Harry Potter Fanfiction You Will Ever Read (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3339050/1/Harry_Potter_and_the_Very_Merry_Library_Adventure)
NSFW, obviously
Edit: Oh god I am a terrible person this is the worst pagebreak ever
That is fucking tame compared to this one. (http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/02/fan_fiction_friday_harry_potter_and_the_surprise_p.php)
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The Worst Harry Potter Fanfiction You Will Ever Read (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3339050/1/Harry_Potter_and_the_Very_Merry_Library_Adventure)
NSFW, obviously
Edit: Oh god I am a terrible person this is the worst pagebreak ever
First two words had been stunned....
Who would, or even could, write this?
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The Worst Harry Potter Fanfiction You Will Ever Read (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3339050/1/Harry_Potter_and_the_Very_Merry_Library_Adventure)
NSFW, obviously
Edit: Oh god I am a terrible person this is the worst pagebreak ever
That is fucking tame compared to this one. (http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/02/fan_fiction_friday_harry_potter_and_the_surprise_p.php)
That one draws out the pain.
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The Worst Harry Potter Fanfiction You Will Ever Read (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3339050/1/Harry_Potter_and_the_Very_Merry_Library_Adventure)
NSFW, obviously
Edit: Oh god I am a terrible person this is the worst pagebreak ever
That is fucking tame compared to this one. (http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/02/fan_fiction_friday_harry_potter_and_the_surprise_p.php)
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a55/ddovey/7671a2.jpg)
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Never before has that picture been used so well.
Good job.
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Uh wow guys. Did you read the pokemon one? That tops the harry potter ones completely.
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Which Pokemon one?
The about the guy who fucks and beats the shit out of his Gardevoir and then takes it to the Pokemon Center and beats and rapes the Nurse and gets her dad to join in and then stabs them both and rips off his own testicles?
Yeah, I read that one.
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Yeah, I read that one.
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Which Pokemon one?
The about the guy who fucks and beats the shit out of his Gardevoir and then takes it to the Pokemon Center and beats and rapes the Nurse and gets her dad to join in and then stabs them both and rips off his own testicles?
Yeah, I read that one.
But hey, Squirtle Squad.
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(http://filesmelt.com/dl/whatthefuckamireading.jpg)
"Quarians kick more ass than Krogan?! What is this bullshit?!"
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(http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/4506/commissionergordon.jpg)
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Yeah, I wrote that one.
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Have we forgotten? (http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/08/fan_fiction_friday_hogwarts_and_a_giant_squid_in_f.php)
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(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky5lfyEFB51qzgkoco1_500.jpg)
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Your Wolfman ripped off Twilight! (http://www.latinoreview.com/news/open-letter-to-universal-your-wolfman-ripped-off-twilight-9247)
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Yeah, I wrote that one.
If only my imagination were that fruitful!
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(http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t85/FangHamhands/0a0d7a23-1.gif)
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(http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/8651/realityi.jpg)
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(http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/object2/1843/61/n342973824358_5958.jpg)
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what a thug
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You'd have to be, to survive.
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... Da Condom Father's kid?
Though I can hardly see how that is possible.
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(http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/6880/totorostarscream.jpg)
Asari Commando (http://www.cosplay.com/costume/171592/)
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That ball contraption thingy reminded me of this:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/Godshelper/blueballcontraption.gif)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/Godshelper/blueballcontraption.gif)
That's only two tiles; it tiles left-to-right as well, but it's so huge that I didn't know if it would blow up people's browsers or something if I made a four-square of it.
Oh what the hell. Your browser already has the image. It's fun to try and find the seam.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/Godshelper/blueballcontraption.gif)(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/Godshelper/blueballcontraption.gif)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/Godshelper/blueballcontraption.gif)(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/Godshelper/blueballcontraption.gif)
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(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuwxomZUGQ1qatyroo1_500.jpg)
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(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f94/LittleKey/deer.jpg)
Oh and it's worth mentioning that the deer didn't die; it was gone by the time police got there.
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Reminds me when a woman got ran over by a firetruck and googlemobile caught it.
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That ball contraption thingy reminded me of this:
My friend had this as his wallpaper for a while. Because he's crazy
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That is insane
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(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a24/phyrexianmeatdog/krogans.png)
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(http://boxerhockey.fireball20xl.com/comics/122.jpg)
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And now, back to our original programming...
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(http://www.independent.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00036/fritz_36529t.jpg)
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HOLY CRAP IS THAT A ROOM FOR RENT ON MY CRAIGSLIST?
you bet your nomadic ass it is!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/19/the-most-amazing-craigsli_n_468664.html
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That reminded me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1F6o7P7YVbc.
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(http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs279.ash1/20654_1149684354060_1586130718_30784060_5954764_n.jpg)
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[Destroyer of Ponies]
I know this is from a few pages back, but I just realized it would make an excellent desktop. Any way to get a larger version?
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Sadly, it's a friend of a friend's artwork, so I doubt they would make a wallpaper friendly image for me.
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(http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/4200/shepardjustify.png)
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(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f293/Abashorn/2010-02-19-218-Pots.jpg)
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(http://redirectingat.com/?id=629X1198&url=http%3A%2F%2Ffc09.deviantart.net%2Ffs48%2Fo%2F2009%2F201%2Fd%2Fe%2Fdee2a8e475b8d86445e37c045355c02d.jpg)
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(http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/9147/capsshield.jpg)
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(http://www.phawker.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/seinfeld-wars.jpg)
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N.W.A's Fuck the Police pared down to just the expletives. (http://www.ni9e.com/nwa/mp3_album_EDIT/02_Fuck_Tha_Police_EDIT.mp3) It's still a decent length, unsurprisingly.
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(http://redirectingat.com/?id=629X1198&url=http%3A%2F%2Ffc09.deviantart.net%2Ffs48%2Fo%2F2009%2F201%2Fd%2Fe%2Fdee2a8e475b8d86445e37c045355c02d.jpg)
I am quoting you for the new page because you are amazing
Even though that looks distinctly like early/ROTS-era Vader with original trilogy Stormtroopers/Imperial Officers
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcvDsiNMmI0
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(http://pics.kuvaton.com/bshit/menkkamonsteri.jpg)
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Cow bondage
(http://successblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cow3.jpg)
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(http://i826.photobucket.com/albums/zz186/JimorB/wokinto.jpg)
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so both those cows are girls but there does look to be some lipstick action there. an udder pointed up?
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wok into mordor
I lol'd for far too long
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Old as the internet jesus christ.
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1104/552569792_0fb0e0c1d2.jpg)
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(http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/4394/dexterfinal.jpg)
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/\ Nice one!
Oh man I used to love that show.
(http://i516.photobucket.com/albums/u330/Dreamcastguy/rOzS3.jpg)
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(http://i.imgur.com/cejPy.gif)
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Wow man that's the cutest yet completely unexpected cat gif I have ever seen. Sharing it.
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(http://gasbanditry.com/twg163/pictures/Demotivational%20Posters/stereotypes-blonde.jpg)
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My kinda super villain (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_OpntXZiY8&feature=grec)
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This is fucking amazing.
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Well hello Neil Patrick Harris!
I didn't know they were still doing a batman cartoon, will have to check it out.
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I hate musicals.
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(http://wttf.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/fartology_051.jpg)
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http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/
Speaking of terrible fanfictions.
Straight quote:
AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!
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Yup that is pretty awful.
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I find that to be far more offensive than any erotic fan fiction I have ever read.
(I have not read very much erotic fan fiction. Please do not take that statement as a challenge.)
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Sounds like the Tila Tequila twilight fanfic.
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MCR ROX!
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That batman episode was awesome. Makes me want to watch Dr. Horrible again.
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http://finkenstein.livejournal.com
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(http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/794083148_7bMGq-L.jpg)
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professor X's one true enemy
(http://www.jdees.org/upload/userfiles/tyskater/profx.jpg)
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(http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/2104/princessfrogbaby2.jpg)
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I'veeee been looking at your pantieeeesssss (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Anything/)
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Forgot this one
(http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/9575/taliface3.jpg)
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(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/02/22/article-1252928-086A87AA000005DC-456_634x640.jpg)
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(http://www.futurama-madhouse.com.ar/fanart/kenneth/massdefect_1280x800.jpg)
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Would play this video game.
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(http://i48.tinypic.com/96vkn7.gif)
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(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u146/Zingoleb/MidgetVacuum.jpg)
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He looks satisfied
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He looked shopped. Please tell me it's shopped.
Also, is this a repost or not I can't remember where I got this
(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u146/Zingoleb/Seals.jpg)
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is it just some pictures of seals?
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Yeah, but come on, look at that second to last one. It's being adorable.
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nah yeah it's suitably pointless, I was just wondering whether there was something going on that I was missing.
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Mine them minerals (http://gamevideos.1up.com/video/id/28005)
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That seal has totally pissed in the pool then felt ashamed.
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Eric sure makes odd music videos (http://vimeo.com/7652564)
If you've already seen that, have this
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kybtor4Wwo1qzhtqko1_400.jpg)
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Eric sure makes odd music videos (http://vimeo.com/7652564)
Oh man, I have been playing this song quite a bit lately, this is my first time seeing the clip though.
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(http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/9268/bearh.jpg)
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wouG4GpL1-I&feature=player_embedded#)
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(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u146/Zingoleb/oopsdance.jpg)
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We're joined now by recurring news analyst Murderbitch (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkC7dcxZ5_Q&feature=player_embedded#).
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Wow.
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cadbury cream egg contraption (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/408c55185c/things-to-do-with-a-cadbury-cream-egg)
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(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b254/gunkldunk/16866_1279105912256_1668290785_6579.jpg)
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Interesting pitching technique (http://www.hostedfile.com/videos/11230/japanese-pitching-technique.html)
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Damn. Reminds me of the time I went bowling there were these hicks in the lane beside ours, and there was a guy who would jump, swing the bowling ball behind him and throw it from between his legs. The ball would spin on the edge of the gutter before breaking a drastic turn into a dead-on strike, 4 or so times out of 5. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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I went to hang out with my friends the other night at the bowling alley (I came too late to join in their game and I didn't have money anyway) and this one dude none of us knew walked up, grabbed a ball, HEAVED it angrily down the lane completely without technique or form as if the pins had killed his family, and walked away.
He walked out of the bowling alley without so much as looking to see the results, but I'll be damned if it wasn't a dead-on strike.
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Devo shirt guy and gold lame bikini top girl
Someone who is better than me needs to do a "DOs and DON'Ts" blurb for this
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gold lame bikini top girl
My favorite thing about this post is that whether he means lamé or lame, he's right.
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Psh whatever that pitch was clearly not a strike as it crossed the plate high and outside.
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Hey guys, you can stop losing so much sleep over what to get me for Xmas (http://www.designtoscano.com/product/garden+statues/extraordinary+statues/boris+the+brontosaurus+garden+sculpture+-+ng32470.do) now
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:-o
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Bring inside during freezing temperatures
Is it bad that I found that really funny?
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(http://posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/mikesharman/3ANRjj4hG13zhsZiYVW6Ee7j7ybx8BudM19lwVTrc5NgFWgR3XDbljOpwakJ/image001.jpg)
(http://posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/mikesharman/QRaJJSYu3iBP9vtFEcguFJdCMAUCsnRGdEkbn3TxbzhiJT5D5LlTNEfo5QQl/image002.jpg)
(http://posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/mikesharman/BlpvVPshytC4ac82hGI3XQRJHXwMsfmcmJiqrH1jFJ9nHjS2MRuhOI0yxQWz/image003.jpg)
(http://posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/mikesharman/HrA2wWA70pu4stmGuRxBGIOY6o1KfAl54SgYryMplgveMVmimkJplUuGhQcP/image004.jpg)
(http://posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/mikesharman/PI0pYsLr4w65nXPbhqCR40YGwwvmH70jfTT0avL2HwPatI7XfQiVviZtVdaq/image005.jpg)
(http://posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/mikesharman/EJItjF9YX1e27yj8elXu8Ac8EQzUEYPlY3RHah1mZIm1NxNqKqS4ipmCrAtI/image006.jpg)
(http://posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/mikesharman/MK0uONppgQaVnSAjRESlzNW9ctgrlEHqoPWFWu0ttR84VC72teCvKxN1TtDv/image007.jpg)
(http://posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/mikesharman/WRsxSNbkwJTgkI4Ql9DeJWkepRgwRE8foN5NoAtuUHB1ZbmVZcHEc8xnCRZU/image008.jpg)
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(http://posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/mikesharman/Vpidwf1LnBrjCGRZWuc0KOgDEoofok876Qxu2kILhGgw1tfGKhQO6AVUgjDJ/image010.jpg)
(http://posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/mikesharman/QNU5AwwxInjJn6Tgnxw5pyglWqvxmmA9Um479gn49yEKOztMzaSYi1c1OGmh/image011.jpg)
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(http://posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/mikesharman/WOnG928jGkKOvRuBFcrQXckhXj4C1EcTIPmm9zkEItHcwSHvfh17DIKWWnvq/image013.jpg)
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What the hell???
Really what the hell!
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fancy lighter :-o
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You don't want Tali around? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nBBQdYVJYE)
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and on that note...MORE MASS EFFECT STUFF!!!
(http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/9207/shepardandgarrus3.jpg)
(http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/7385/garrusandshepard.jpg)
(http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/610/garrusandshepard2.jpg)
(http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/6395/creepygarrus.jpg)
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Oh god that last panel on the last comic.
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Also one of these of course
(http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/8297/oohgarrus.jpg)
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For fuck's sake HIRE THIS MAN RIGHT NOW (http://vimeo.com/6054507)
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The argument between two "industry professionals" in the comment section was pretty great, I kept trying to figure out which one was an 11-year-old kid.
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Such things, my son, shall rare be seen in jest,
And scarce a ray of hope, when duly press'd
By such as this; I bid you well from here.
I doubt your shadow falls by end of year.
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Can we have a seperate thread for all the Mass Effect stuff? It's kind of monopolising this one and also it's ALL REALLY FUCKING CREEPY
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Devo shirt guy and gold lame bikini top girl
I think it's worth mentioning that that's actually Mark Mothersbaugh from Devo.
Also, he appears to not be wearing pants.
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Sorry for the huge picture
(http://www.uncannyxmen.net/images/article/relationship/relationshipmapv1_files/gif_1.gif)
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The apple that couldn't make up its mind (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6229243/Million-to-one-apple-is-half-red-half-green.html)
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(http://www.japanator.com/elephant//ul/13677-hobo-yotsuba-revenge/bonus_WTF-620x.jpg)
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fucking windows (http://www.fucking-windows.com/)
(via www.tputh.com (http://www.tputh.com))
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So is this something that only makes sense if you do it on a Windows compy?
Someone explain this to me.
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Haha, awesome.
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I GET IT NOW
(I was clicking on the arrow thinking it would resize the window, then I was just clicking and dragging the dickfinger. I am an A+ moron)
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Can we have a seperate thread for all the Mass Effect stuff? It's kind of monopolising this one and also it's ALL REALLY FUCKING CREEPY
Can I second this?
Also that show reel is just great! It gives me some faith that the little project I'm working on might get somewhere...
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That's kind of the point. Plus, c'mon guys, it's been less then two pages of stuff
(http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/6001/batmanspal.jpg)
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Can we have a seperate thread for all the Mass Effect stuff? It's kind of monopolising this one and also it's ALL REALLY FUCKING CREEPY
Can I second this?
Would you like some cheese with your whine? Gouda maybe?
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I GET IT NOW
(I was clicking on the arrow thinking it would resize the window, then I was just clicking and dragging the dickfinger. I am an A+ moron)
I did the same thing, and I'm only an A- moron.
Wait, does that make me smarter or dumber?
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Hilary Duff's lesson on "what to do when you receive a proposal" (http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/hillary-duff-teaches-all-girls-how-to-handle-getting-engaged/)
actually maybe this belongs in the Relationship Advice thread
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Dick move paparazzi, dick move
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Werk out tiem
(http://media.fukung.net/images/16634/dc4rcz.gif)
goddamnit
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The Duff thing, I don't really see how the blowjob bit is the bad bit. Like, to be honest if my boyfriend proposed and I loved him enough to say yes I'd probably be doing hella things.
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Yeah honestly if two people who love each other enough to agree to marry each other want to exchange sexual favors in celebration, that actually makes more sense to me than the alternative. More power to them in my opinion.
I just thought it was really funny that that particular sequence of photographs happened to be taken. It's a perfectly captured story.
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The Duff thing, I don't really see how the blowjob bit is the bad bit. Like, to be honest if my boyfriend proposed and I loved him enough to say yes I'd probably be doing hella things.
That's not the bad bit. The bad bit is that she took a picture of it to text to all her friends.
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the bad thing is that she thought it was good idea to suck dick in front of a freaking window.
that's a no-no for regular people, let alone celebrities who are probably being watched 80% of the time.
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Next thing you know, Duff's dad will come next door and try to kiss him and get totally snubbed and then right before dude commits statutory rape, Duff's dad will shoot him.
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This conversation is great, because anytime someone references her as just "Duff" I'm thinking of "Duff Man".
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Hilary Duff is 22 man.
I know because I just looked it up.
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Duff makes me think of
(http://bestbuddiesluc.org/magazine/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/AceofCake_lead.jpg)
Duff
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That's unfortunate.
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(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3677532/interuption.jpg)
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I honestly can't remember if this has been posted here or not, but anyway I just ran across it again and its amazing.
Upular (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2yt1ooLQGo)
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Fix yo link
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(http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/8859/knowaboutwaterb.png)
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YES so when I drink bottled water, I could be drinking the tears of , say, Jimi Hendrix. ROCK ON 8-)
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Yeah but also you could be drinking the tears of Stalin or any number of other people. The chances of getting Hendrix's tears are just not in your favor.
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But think about all the bloggers, too. Yuck.
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Can we have a seperate thread for all the Mass Effect stuff? It's kind of monopolising this one and also it's ALL REALLY FUCKING CREEPY
Can I second this?
Would you like some cheese with your whine? Gouda maybe?
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Don't be silly. There are thousands of porn sites on the internet.
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Afterthought: Hmmm that sounds really creepy. Is there a way to respond to Kveep's comment without sounding creepy?
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I bet you beat it to industrial anyway.
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The apple that couldn't make up its mind (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6229243/Million-to-one-apple-is-half-red-half-green.html)
I have eaten at least two of these in my lifetime.
I'm lucky, I guess.
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I bet you beat it to industrial anyway.
(http://64.20.36.214/lucasforums.com/images/smilies/user122324_pic611_1213993145.gif)
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I honestly can't remember if this has been posted here or not, but anyway I just ran across it again and its amazing.
Upular (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2yt1ooLQGo)
Fixed the link, sorry.
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oh, I love Pogo. I loved his Alice in Wonderland remix. THis one's good, too.
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I found out not long ago that Pogo went to the recording college I work at. That is crazy! Mostly because I am finding it hard to believe that someone from that place actually did something with their qualification.
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I knew someone who went there (not doing recording though). I do not know what he's doing with his life now.
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(http://wedinator.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/129091101251294961.jpg)
I must say the thunderbolt earrings are a nice touch.
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I remember reading about that lady in Nintendo Power when I was like 10! Back then I thought "Hey that's pretty cool" but now I realize it's a little bit creepy.
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(http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/762/pokemond.png)
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What the hell is the one in the middle to the right?
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i think that was the point
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(http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/ftw24-3.png)
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(http://i49.tinypic.com/nvy0j5.jpg)
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(http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/3403/legionx.jpg)
And you though the other ones were creepy (http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/4497/wrexandshepardk.jpg) (probably NSFW)
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The Pokemon TV series meets Garry's Mod! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Edym6_vnjUw&feature=player_embedded)
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(http://i47.tinypic.com/15yupl0.jpg)
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CSI: London
Oh man, this is so awesome.
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From the Imageboard that Shall Not Be Named, but kind of funny:
(http://i787.photobucket.com/albums/yy154/viralmadness/DeathNoteHades.jpg)
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Helicopter Boys (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0tOOcgcHTE)
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bizarre swedish music video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPnGPIMUnus)
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French Star Wars (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4SSFftYa0Q)
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(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4608952/GET_OUT.gif)
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(http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/8492/jokerengaged.jpg)
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(http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/4459/beads.jpg)
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Stop it, no don't, don't do that, oh what would Cinderelly think
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I seriously thought that was shopped at first, then I realized that the beads are on the tail and he's pulling on the tail and oh my god what the fuck
I am sending that to everyone I know
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Get your mind(s) out of the gutter.
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No! You are not allowed to ruin my childhood memories of Gus Gus!
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(http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/FLASHPHOTO.jpg)
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bizarre swedish music video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPnGPIMUnus)
That's finnish, not swedish.
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I hate photos taken with flash. no joke
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Antarctica? Seriously?
LOOK OUT PENGUINS
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At first I was a bit confused as to why Russia is there because the western border is in the center of my mental world map. Oh, duh, the world is round.
Chile seems to be pretty shaken up, but at least the architecture there is better equipped for earthquakes than Haïti.
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10:30 AM ET -- Tsunami warnings in effect
She's, like, really hot. Aren't tsunami warnings supposed to come from aging meteorologists in lab coats?
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Yeah, I didn't really bother reading the post, but I did notice the eminently doable anchor.
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She's like a sexy assassin; she's telling you to take emergency action or risk death, but you don't care about dying because all of your brain activity is concentrated in your occipital lobe.
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Well split between the occipital lobe and the nucleus accumbens (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nucleus_accumbens).
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bizarre swedish music video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPnGPIMUnus)
That's finnish, not swedish.
i assumed the guy who posted the video knew, sorry.
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(http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/7753/shaunandash.jpg)
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Speaking of strange music videos, I still don't think anything has topped the Tommy Seebach Band's disco cover of Apache (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yo4glASbEh4) in terms of awkwardness and political incorrectness. It still blows my mind. I'd say it hasn't aged well, but I can't imagine a time in which such a thing could have ever been considered tolerable.
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(http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/2296/infecteda.jpg)
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Poor hog.
BUT THIS! (http://games.adultswim.com/robot-unicorn-attack-twitchy-online-game.html)
Rainbows and explosions and unicorns and glitter! It's Canabalt on LSD.
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a90/count_doom_fist/1267265750601.png)
it sums up my feelings about that goddamn game extremely accurately
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Chile seems to be pretty shaken up, but at least the architecture there is better equipped for earthquakes than Haïti.
Most of the bigger buildings are fine. Even though this earthquake blew Haiti's out of the water, Chile's is better equipped as you said. I'm just glad that all my relatives and friends are fine. The biggest problem is food, water and electricity though, but that's obvious.
Sorry.. I was writing non-pointless stuff, please continue.
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Has Mai played the unicorn game?
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(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyheurREth1qaxu16o1_500.jpg)
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I've played the unicorn game and it did make me think of this forum, Mai and Linds specifically.
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I like to sing along with the soundtrack when I play it. It definitely adds to the experience.
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(http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/694/comicsu.jpg)
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haha wtf
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(http://imgur.com/ufgb1.jpg)
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FUCK! (http://www.cleveland.com/nation/index.ssf/2010/02/california_legislators_to_vote.html)
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CSI Effect
I lol'd way too hard at this
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(http://filesmelt.com/dl/24724_1268223639820_1656690665_30983590_2055775_n.jpg)
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Poor hog.
BUT THIS! (http://games.adultswim.com/robot-unicorn-attack-twitchy-online-game.html)
Rainbows and explosions and unicorns and glitter! It's Canabalt on LSD.
Great. Canabalt had me for days, but for some STRANGE reason, this game seems was more bad-ass. Even with Unicorns and Lisa Frank-Esque colours.
Single "Wish" high score- 12216.
Highest score- 22568.
EDIT::
13364 for the single.
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21006/41524
YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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my highest apparently is 33618 but my cuz got up to 50k something. i edited this because i got the numbers wrong
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My highest is 480 because the game doesn't recognize I have a Z or X button
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Right now my highest is around 30k because I am terrible at these games. But it is so goddamn addicting. I know what I'm doing all night.
22114 / 45582
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OK addendum I am really good at this game until the dolphins start flying around, then I lose my shit and start laughing uncontrollably.
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my highest for one wish is about 30K. I know the last 4 digits were some arrangement of 4, 6, 8, and 1. I had it written down to compare with my roommates, but I don't know what happened with that piece of paper.
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I just want to say that I broke 66000 on that game a few weeks ago on a streak of beginner's luck.
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Man you guys, I have spent way too much time playing this and I have an epic, 80 case and six article supervision to read for by Thursday (not to mention the other work!).
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Oh my God.
That unicorn game...
The dolphins are really distracting.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSMeUPFjQHc
the music video for the song is almost as good as the game. i mean, it DOES have explosions
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That was pretty sweet, except for the mix up of certain elements of chinese and japanese culture.
I clicked on the related link "Erasure Sometimes" thinking it'd be a parody of the song Always. Turns out, they also have a song called Sometimes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ga4h0L6RKKE&feature=related
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Just out of curiosity, had people actually never heard of Erasure before this game?
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Nope! But I'm from the US too, so that probably makes a difference.
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Yeah, they only had a couple top 20 hits in the US, and you have to remember that many posters and adult swim viewers probably would have been in elementary school at the time. Synthpop simply doesn't have the same presence stateside as it has in other countries. R&B and country produces a ton of our popular music and hip-hop generally fills the dancing to synths niche.
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Oh, yeah, and I nearly forgot: we're remarkably homophobic.
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Yeah, but we don't have Santa molestation cases.
(http://www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2008/08/santa-please-stop.jpg)
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(http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/6748/totorobatman.png)
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I've heard of Erasure. But uh...I hang out at the goth club, so I know a bit of synthpop and 80's music.
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From the wiki page for Always:
7" single (MUTE152) / Cassette single (CMUTE152)
"Always"
"Tragic"
"Robot unicorn attack"
/quote]
"Robot unicorn attack"
:-D
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I'm not sure how good it is, but here's a download for the song
http://www.mediaf!re.com/?x4yoyzwho4t
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Concept art for Dubai Marvel Theme made do a fun wee:
(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.cinematical.com/media/2009/12/marvel3-(2).jpg)
(http://www.cinematical.com/photos/marvels-dubai-theme-park-concept-art/2494556/)
(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.cinematical.com/media/2009/12/marvel7-(2).jpg)
(http://www.cinematical.com/photos/marvels-dubai-theme-park-concept-art/2494559/)
(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.cinematical.com/media/2009/12/marvel10-(2).jpg)
(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.cinematical.com/media/2009/12/marvel11-(2).jpg)
(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.cinematical.com/media/2009/12/marvel13-(2).jpg)
(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.cinematical.com/media/2009/12/marvel14-(2).jpg)
(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.cinematical.com/media/2009/12/marvel15-(2).jpg)
(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.cinematical.com/media/2009/12/marvel16-(2).jpg)
Also Inglorious Btards artwork:
(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.cinematical.com/media/2010/02/morning-breath1.jpg)
(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.cinematical.com/media/2010/02/munk-one.jpg)
(http://www.cinematical.com/photos/the-lost-art-of-inglourious-basterds/2715523/)
(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.cinematical.com/media/2010/02/david_choe.jpg)
(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.cinematical.com/media/2010/02/dora_drimalas.jpg)
(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.cinematical.com/media/2010/02/estevan_oriol.jpg)
(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.cinematical.com/media/2010/02/grotesk.jpg)
(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.cinematical.com/media/2010/02/inglourious_basterds_poster_nate_van_dyke.jpg)
(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.cinematical.com/media/2010/02/jeremy_fish.jpg)
(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.cinematical.com/media/2010/02/rene_almanza_1.jpg)
(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.cinematical.com/media/2010/02/martinez-hand-ib.jpg)
I grew up on Erasure, they always get me dancin' Esp. Respect.
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I grew up at a time when erasure was active. They were the unfortunate by product of Yazoo splitting up.
Yazoo?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaHuzkyurC0
The other result was this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i312i3JM7aU&feature=related
Yazoo's singer solo.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSMeUPFjQHc
the music video for the song is almost as good as the game. i mean, it DOES have explosions
very almost. the lack of dolphin noises detracts from the overall quality of the video.
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(http://deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/lady-bouviers-lover2.png)
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(http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/3832/marvinm.jpg)
(http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/3955/gadgetk.jpg)
(http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/1568/fudd.jpg)
(http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/1385/buzzi.jpg)
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Awesome
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The Elmer Fudd one is amazing. Who's the robot spartan-looking dude?
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Dude it's Marvin the Martian
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marvin the martian you twat
(http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/40/165877-29144-marvin-the-martian_large.jpg)
(img is hot)
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also robot unicorn attack high scores (single life and total):
25994/50312
whaaat
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The Elmer Fudd one is amazing. Who's the robot spartan-looking dude?
here's a hint, it says Gadget
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(http://www.e-imagesite.com/Files2/12660272553714096392.gif)
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Where did you get those BK?
edit: wait, nevermind, found it
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(http://www.e-imagesite.com/Files2/12660272553714096392.gif)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2KwFMky5Y4
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(http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/7752/porn.jpg)
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Hey Arnold
What. No. No. How did this pass under the radar? I mean... what? I demand an explanation.
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Can you explain what is so important about the Hey Arnold! image?
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Is it the Spongebob comic that can be seen on the shelf?
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Probably. There are tons of in jokes in cartoons though, so it isn't anything big.
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But... maybe I'm just thinking about it wrong, but in my head Hey! Arnold was way before Spongebob.
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(http://www.e-imagesite.com/Files2/12660272553714096392.gif)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2KwFMky5Y4
No dude it is really funny.
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Hey Arnold! and Spongebob coexisted on the same channel for 5 years.
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(http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/2883/yjtyut.jpg)
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(http://i516.photobucket.com/albums/u330/Dreamcastguy/cthulhunicorn.jpg)
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Axe Cop go!
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2149322/AxeCop/WexterBite.gif)
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Juggalos on L&O (http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2010/03/watch_the_juggalo-themed_law_o.html)
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(http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs475.ash1/26053_1344230602534_1134317060_1053708_7638669_n.jpg)
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(http://i516.photobucket.com/albums/u330/Dreamcastguy/PIQAn.jpg)
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I can't believe it took this long for someone to realize why I posted it. There's another shot somewhere with Arnold standing next to a Catdog comic
(http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/5693/blastoq.jpg)
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(http://i47.tinypic.com/ic47cm.jpg)
This doesn't count as porn does it?
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All the books in the world... (http://sites.google.com/site/fadedoasis/misterbookseller/)
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Awwwww
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Rather phallic, but not as bad as this (http://imgur.com/9u74I.jpg) (nsfw, obvs)
Do any of you remember the pterodactyl porn danmnen would sometimes link to? still my favorite ridiculous porn thing ever.
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yes
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I must have blocked it out of my memory
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(http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/1713/goon1.jpg)
(http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/2149/goon2.jpg)
(http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/4985/goon3.jpg)
(http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/9070/goon4.jpg)
(http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/1713/goon5.jpg)
on a related note, would someone be kind enough to turn these into a .gif?
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Is his name pancakes?
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(http://filesmelt.com/dl/1267221491088.jpg)
Ok you got me this is pretty creepy
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http://www.insanetwist.com/2010/01/polar-bear-attack-victim-survives.html
Be very, very careful in clicking that link. It is intense.
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I see what you did there
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I would think the Admiral like uniform would be more formal than the scientist smock.
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Ok you got me this is pretty creepy
modding communities
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Hey, hey, not all modding communities are full of creepy people throwing characters together!
I think it's an RPG thing.
Woops just noticed the fanfiction on my mod's forums :|
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Bunny Bells! (http://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/g3/bells.htm)
It is not as gay as Robot Unicorn Attack and it is really hard with a track pad. But, still. Addicting as fuuuuuuck
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I am never going to get this work finished if you keep posting awesome games.
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infectonator world dominator time!!!! (http://armorgames.com/play/5349/infectonator-world-dominator)
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Dude, winterbells is old hat. There is an old thread around here somewhere about how people weren't going to get anything done because they were playing that game.
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Yeah Winterbells used to be A Thing on this forum back in times of old
(jeez it really trips me out just how long I have been on this place. fuck you guys!)
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Oh god oh god winterbells, this wasn't just A Thing on 'this' forum. It was A Thing.
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I can't make it work with my stupid little red-dot mouse thing.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnKS1vpTOSk&feature=player_embedded
Best Gangster movie ending ever.
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well sorryyyyy guys i will try to be more Hip and Happening with my free online flash game postings from now on
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terrible pagebreak is terrible
(http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs398.snc3/24178_1151678163904_1586130718_30791008_3648722_n.jpg)
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(http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/4041/fmh73.jpg) (http://img229.imageshack.us/i/fmh73.jpg/)
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(http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/1713/goon1.jpg)
(http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/2149/goon2.jpg)
(http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/4985/goon3.jpg)
(http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/9070/goon4.jpg)
(http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/1713/goon5.jpg)
on a related note, would someone be kind enough to turn these into a .gif?
2 girls 1 cup reaction?
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brilliant chatroulette
oh my god
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(http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/LotRgif.jpg)
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(http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/7351/1267299535256.png)
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brilliant chatroulette
oh my god
That's Omegle get it right you swine
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a picture i posted yesterday
it's like you're not even trying!
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Dogs catching treats in slow motion. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUCRZzhbHH0&feature=player_embedded)
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infectonator world dominator time!!!! (http://armorgames.com/play/5349/infectonator-world-dominator)
Man, I can't beat Mogadishu. I seem to only be able to kill 6-8 people at a time.
--edit--
Oh shit, there's a STORE to buy UPGRADES.
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A kind of specific apology. (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/google_responds_to_privacy)
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it's like you're not even trying!
don't act like you didn't want to see it twice
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Now do it with the mouth!
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(http://www.canucklehead.ca/_Media/avatarded.jpg)
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(http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/74800_concertsthennow.jpg)
Back in the day, the kids suck etc. etc.
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I am glad that the shows I go to are still like Then.
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(http://9gag.com/photo/18510_full.jpg)
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Dude I looked at that for a good three minutes and completely spaced out.
close your eyes, say goodbye, Remember Me (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dGEadbbxyw)
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(http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/4879/commandershepard.png)
From this (http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/2580/kamenrider.png)
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(http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/3096/1267675176253.jpg)
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Now do it with the mouth!
Out of context'd
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I am glad that the shows I go to are still like Then.
Me too:
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b186/elizalovesyou/AOFR.jpg)
The venue smelt like hay. A good time was had by all.
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http://laughingsquid.com/this-too-shall-pass-rgm-version-by-ok-go/
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(http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/5949/actiongarrus.jpg)
(http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/2839/sicknasty.png)
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(http://imgkk.com/i/-hbIMn.png)
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(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3212/2774944633_ef12818bf3.jpg)
(http://fc05.deviantart.com/fs14/f/2007/012/0/9/Bendin___in_the_Wind_by_spacecoyote.jpg)
(http://www.thatvideogameblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/mass-effect-2-salarian-comic.jpg)
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-pictures-king-arthur-last-picture-rabbit.jpg)
(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/12/26/129063224038441217.jpg)
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Man that Tali didn't even try
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Nah, man. It's a theme costume.
"Tali in Southern California in 1990"
She has to meet her boyfriend at the beach for a surf competition in twenty minutes. That's why she's checking her Swatch.
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robot unicorn stuff
What's up with that game? Yeah, it's ridiculosly rainbowy, but that doesn't explain that addiction everybody seems to have. I am confused.
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The song in the background
(http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/8192/flamingognome.png)
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That photo makes me really wish I had a front garden.
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(http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/062/c/8/keep_the_harmony_comin___by_Chasing_the_Redline.png)
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WHAT
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Seriously, all the Mass Effect stuff is getting weird.
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There is a geth at the end of every rainbow
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or maybe there's a rainbow at the end of every geth.........'s penis.
ew gross robotic rainbowschlong
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It can't be gross if it's a rainbow. That's just simply not done.
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(http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/8435/dorisismessedup.jpg)
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(http://emmy.eviltrailmix.com/macyssale.gif)
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YES...that one was next
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haw haw, stealing your thunder
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new favorite livejournal ever
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<dimebag18> what are your taboos
<Zee> Holy shit
<Zee> You're alive
<dimebag18> ok
<dimebag18> your hot :)
<Zee> My hot what?
<dimebag18> your a sexy person :)
<Zee> I'm sorry, I must be in shock
<Zee> I mean, I *SAW* you get shot
<dimebag18> oh haha,
<dimebag18> very funny
<Zee> Was it like a publicity stunt or some shit
<Zee> 'Cause dude, it's been over like five years
<dimebag18> im not really fucking dimbag geez
<dimebag18> what are your taboos?
<Zee> WHAT
<Zee> You fucking LIAR
<Zee> Um, will you sign my tits anyways?
<dimebag18> ok your really starting to piss me off, I am not dimebag. I am only 20 and he was like in his 40's
<Zee> I thought he used like, really good facial creme to look young or something
<dimebag18> no
<Zee> Cowboys from hell gotta look good, too, you know
<Zee> What the hell do you know
<dimebag18> now seriously what are you into
<Zee> I liked Sepultura, too
<dimebag18> I mean what are your taboos
<Zee> Ohhhh
<Zee> Well...sometimes when no one is around I listen to Madonna
<Zee> But sshhhh! Don't tell anyone
<dimebag18> omg that is not a fucking taboo
<Zee> Pfft
<Zee> I hang around hipsters
<dimebag18> ok whatever your pissing me off
<Zee> Channel your rage into your guitar
<Zee> Make awesome metal
<Zee> You can do it Dimebag, I believe in you
<dimebag18> I AM NOT FUCKING DIMEBAG YOU STUPID SHEMALE
<Zee> AND I AM NOT A FUCKING SHEMALE
<Zee> I'm a lonely fucking rhino pretending to be human because no one understands me
<Zee> Do you realize how hard it is to type with my single goddamn horn!?!
<dimebag18> your a damn tranny
<Zee> Tranoceros!
<dimebag18> your pissing me off
<Zee> I'm sorry Dimebag
<Zee> Don't write about me in one of your songs
<Zee> That would make me sad
<Zee> :(
<dimebag18> I am not Dimebag you fucking moron
<Zee> But your screenname says "dimebag"
<dimebag18> yeah because I am a fan of his you stupid ass
<Zee> Are you sure you aren't him
<Zee> Like, zombie Dimebag
<dimebag18> yes damnit
<Zee> Only instead of brains he wants pussy but can't get any
<Zee> So he comes on babble?
<Zee> I mean, girls don't like rotting dick, I understand if that's the case
<dimebag18> for the last fucking time I AM NOT DIMEBAG STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Zee> I know you're not Dimebag Stupid, you're Dimebag Darrell
*** You have sent dimebag18 a friend request
<dimebag18> NO IM NOT DAMNIT
<Zee> Will you be my friend? I don't know anyone in the music industry
*** dimebag18 has rejected your friend request.
<Zee> :3
<Zee> D:
<Zee> Noooooooo
<dimebag18> I AM NOT DIMEBAG DARRELL GODDAMN IT YOU FUCKING STUPID MOR0N
<Zee> You hit your head, didn't you
<dimebag18> ok I am about to fucking ignore your ugly ass your getting on my mutha fucking nerves
<Zee> You're not the Dimebag we all know and love
<Zee> He would never treat me this way :(
<dimebag18> its cause I am not dimebag idiot
<Zee> But your name says 'dimebag'...
*** You have sent dimebag18 a friend request
<Zee> We can still be friends Dimebag
<Zee> I'll always be your fan
<dimebag18> my name is Chris, not dimebag, I only have the screen name as dimebag because I loved his music
*** dimebag18 has rejected your friend request.
*** You have sent dimebag18 a friend request
<dimebag18> I am not adding you as a friend
*** dimebag18 has rejected your friend request.
<Zee> But I love you
<Zee> Can you show me how to play Walk?
<dimebag18> for the last fucking time you stupid fucking girl I am not dimebag, he sadly died in 2004 so shut the fuck up
<Zee> I'm...
<Zee> I don't get it.
<Zee> Rhinos have small brains, you have to go easy on me
*** dimebag18 is now blocking you.
*** You have sent dimebag18 a friend request
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Epic story bro
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It's the one I was most proud of. I troll on this chatsite, see, but only troll the guys that are dumb enough to message me.
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It turns out no one cares
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Thanks Zombiedude, for posting right before me. Bluh.
Epic story bro
This dude cared.
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No see that thing he said meant the same thing I said
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And what I'm saying now means exactly the same thing you're saying right now.
Is that how this thing works?
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Some times, when I think dumb things are posted, especially in a thread that moves pretty fast, I just sort of ignore them. How about that?
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Of course not! If there were no one to tell him how dumb his post was, he may never figure it out.
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(http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/750/murderburger.jpg)
(http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/6896/murderburger2v.jpg)
(http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/4418/murderburger3.jpg)
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(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a24/phyrexianmeatdog/1267766057307.jpg)
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It turns out no one cares
Turns out, you're a dick. Thanks for playing.
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Well I thought he was kind of a dick for posting his online convo to show how goddamn funny he is
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^ Yeah I am throwing some support behind this
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You know what, all of these dicks don't matter. You know where the biggest dick is to be found in this conversation?
In my trousers. Because my penis is gargantuan.
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Double-posting because I am drunk and stoned and more fucked-up than your hissy-fits, Zing and Kink.
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Murder Burger
The bit below the opening hours made me google the place to check if it was in New Zealand, which it is! I'm actually surprised I've never heard of this place before.
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Murder burger
Sadly, they're kinda crap. Disappointest burgers ever.
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Oh, well at least they have fun marketing?
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(http://www.calamitiesofnature.com/gallery/thesun.gif)
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Mercury's gonna get a raw deal there, too, so I don't know what he's so smug about.
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Frictionless tennis (http://www.mezzacotta.net/?p=256)
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(http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/5518/1267799026441.jpg)
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Oh, well at least they have fun marketing?
They have more stuff like the last one on their site.
(http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/567/alanmoore.jpg)
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(http://emmy.eviltrailmix.com/worldofmagic01.gif)
(http://emmy.eviltrailmix.com/worldofmagic02.gif)
(http://emmy.eviltrailmix.com/worldofmagic03.gif)
(http://emmy.eviltrailmix.com/worldofmagic04.gif)
(http://emmy.eviltrailmix.com/worldofmagic05.gif)
(http://emmy.eviltrailmix.com/worldofmagic06.gif)
(http://emmy.eviltrailmix.com/worldofmagic07.gif)
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that's gotta be Anthony Clark, right
(you know the guy from nedroid)
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Anthony Clark and Emmy Cicierega
They do these comic jams every once in a while.
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best musical piece ever (http://moonoverjune.com/go/53) (NSFW)
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Oh hey joke from forever ago
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Oh wow that is a bad webcomic
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Yeah, but TITS.
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You linked us to a porn site
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SPAM
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Yeah, but TITS.
So you're saying the only redeemeng factor is cartoon tits...
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Hey Hey Hey, it's not just tits. The other girl isn't wearing any pants either.
HAWT
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Yeah, but TITS.
Wow.
Also, why do those women look like men? And why does the red haired one sometimes look 12?
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oh man I just want to have fun and then you guys come with all your justified criticism what is going on here
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You know what, as an apology I offer some bunny torture (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-SZYZLfZ7E).
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I don't think I accept your apology.
I may be wrong, but I'm skeptical.
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Actually, that was curiously fascinating...
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I has a bucket.
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Chores for the married women (http://youtube.com/watch?v=xeHhlR27J1I)
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1 punch ah, ah, ah 2 punch ah,ah,ah
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best musical piece ever (http://moonoverjune.com/go/53) (NSFW)
Wait, isn't that on slipshine, the porn cartoon site hosted by Josh Lesnick?
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Happy Birthday indeed..
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My cat makes that face when she's about to swipe at my nose or eyes.
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Partly in response to the preacher up there and partly because I was humming it all day at work today
8 Miles Wide (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5U-YT-mRmI)
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I like the dude near the end that just went
"VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA"
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page
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break
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I see what you did there
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It wasn't really that subtle.
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oh god not the bees aaaaauuuuuugh
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Daniel Plainview branches out (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfqX0274eWI).
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Quarantine can make you crazy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqGLHluDoe0&feature=player_embedded)
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http://www.haveyourfriendsbeenthere.com/
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That thing is useless. It says I haven't been looking at anything naughty, but I know otherwise. It must have a very narrow database because I've visited about a dozen sites in the last four minutes.
And this thread sucks now. Haven't laughed in a long time, and the Mass Effect shit isn't funny to anybody who hasn't played the games, which is everybody except you nerds. You are alienating us, with your creepy and weird Mass Effect obsession. Is this how people felt in regard to me when Pokemon started?
I'll bet it is.
Many apologies, grown-ups who are too old for Pokemon, I know now how you felt. I feel embarrassed now that the hat is on the other head.
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The Mass Effect stuff isn't even funny to the majority of people who play the games.
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Then post something else that is pointless to stem the tide
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Not funny any more
That said, Darryl, it is subjective what is funny and what isn't. You don't hold the final decree on how funny things are, and how much a thread sucks (which is unfortunate, admittedly, because I don't understand the Mass Effect stuff much either, and see a lot of recycled older jokes in there). If "this thread sucks now" in your view, rather than make statements and point fingers, attempt an influx of funnier material yourself - or perhaps skip out reading this thread when checking the forum? The important thing is not to debase other people's opinions with subjectivised statements. If it is not funny, back it up with examples of what is! I'm sorry if this all seems a bit... preachy - I assure you, I don't mean to be, I am just remembering how difficult it is to gauge a large group of people's idea of what constitutes humour (it is difficult!).
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huh?
I made an offhand statement on the internet. Since when did I have to back things up?
I just wanted to post for the sake of posting, I didn't realise that I have to put in some kind of effort.
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I thought Darryl did have that final decree though. What is wrong with you guys?
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combine toilet with fire hose (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KS8bBAMV5o&feature=player_embedded)
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If anything, people should be putting LESS effort into posting on these forums. Lots of us (me especially) go put an awful lot of time and effort into saying absolutely NOTHING at all.
The facts is this: The majority of us (me especially) are just not clever or interesting enough to have anything clever or interesting to say. So let's just stop trying. Let's not waste our own time by summoning up some kind of effort.
At the same time, though, this is not intended to encourage laziness and lessen the overall worth of what people on the forums are saying. No, quite the opposite. While I want to encourage less effort on the actual posts, I also would like to encourage restraint on the part of people (me especially) who have nothing to say, and just not say anything at all, rather than clutter up the place.
What I am trying to say, is that if you want to post here in future, you need to have an effortless cool, otherwise you should only be allowed to watch all the cool and interesting people go about their business while not saying anything. Don't think of it as being excluding, think of it as being like...
...staring at mannequins in a store window wearing clothes we can't afford because we don't have enough money. Only instead of clothes, it's positive character traits, and instead of money, it's positive character traits.
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wait, I don't think I thought that last part through...
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Man. When did this forum get so uppity?
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When you weren't looking
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I guess.
This is the pointless thread guys. It is supposed to be fun. Just straight up hilarious fun. Darryl, you've said you piece. If you don't like the way things are going in this thread, instead of further bringing it down with complaints, try actually posting something funny. If you think the posts here aren't worth you reading them, then uh....simple reasoning would say "hey! don't read them!" Kinda like how I don't think Twilight is worth my time, so I don't read the books. I mean it's pretty easy. If you don't want to do that, then try to make the forum better by posting better things.
That all said: A book worth reading (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnbYcB9ctu8)
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It has pretty much always been uppity, or at least as long as I have been here
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I did not find that funny at all.
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I don't get athiesm.
How can someone believe so strongly in not believing in anything?
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NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO POST ANYTHING EXCEPT MASS EFFECT RELATED JPEGS
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Man. When did this forum get so uppity?
A thread-appropriate (i.e. pointless and maybe mildly humorous) story about the word "uppity":
My neighbor / boyfriend's best friend is half-black, and he and my boyfriend somehow got into a discussion about political correctness. My boyfriend (S) asks the friend (A) if he minds being called "black."
A: No, definitely not... I mean, I call myself "black." I can't take the time to say "African-American" every time.
S: Yeah! Yeah. And you're not African, so it doesn't even make any sense.
A: Right.
S: If you're going to call white people "white," I can't understand why people get so uppity about being called "black"--
A and I look at each other questioningly/disbelievingly. A laughs awkwardly.
Me: Uhhh...
S: What?
Me: Maybe not the best choice of words.
Evidently he was genuinely unfamiliar with the history of the word "uppity" being used to refer to blacks who have tried to do better than their "natural" social station.
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Man, I don't know. I don't care for the Mass Effect stuff, or the god damn unicorn robot shit. But I just sorta figured it'd end eventually and the funny would come back. In the mean time, I wasn't gonna shit up the thread all complaining. I was gonna post some shit I found interesting(the dogs, the book, etc).