oh good god 4lko jaeger bomb. Holy goood god what have I done.
:psyduck: psyduck is the most appropriate right now. FUUUUKC
Gulden Draak
lit up like a Christmas tree for real.
onto some albums he had of some of those rap singers they have now.
that stuff about the cat's feet towel and the rap singers and Jesus was made of bits of a stand-up show by Stewart Lee
in case you wondered
pre-emptive halloween post: went 4x4ing yesterday. found giant clusters of legit mushrooms. i'm listening to psytrance now to get myself ready but I am a little scared to re-enter the spirit realm.
And I know I probably don't need to tell you this, beat mouse, but be fucking careful with wild mushrooms. You need to be really, really certain of what they are before you eat them.
What the fuck four loko. What the fuck.You seem pissed? Sounds like you should be thanking 4loko
Lederhosen. Four loko. Lots of other booze. Hooking up with a pretty girl. :psyduck:
did you :psyduck:
welp, smoked a joint with my mom last night
welp, smoked a joint with my mom last night
Also, anyone here have experience with 4-AcO-DMT a.k.a. Acetylpsilocin? Snagged 100mg and I don't even know what a good starter dose is.
Starting the 18th, my state has banned 4Loko. (http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Wellness/washington-state-ban-loko/story?id=12110590)
they just drive around listening to raps and shooting all the jobs
I woke up bleeding from the head. The pillowcase is ruined. Fuck yeah/fuck drunken tobogganingMe too only mine is from towelling my head too hard after a shower... Stupid brain surgery. Can't drink seriously until I've had another CT scan to see if the bone has fused up properly. Probably a good thing all things considered!
May, you'll be with our family. There are literally no people in Norway who drink less, except for people who don't drink at all. You're safe!
they just drive around listening to raps and shooting all the jobs
they just drive around listening to raps and shooting all the jobs
missed this a while back but is that from Archer?
man that is a show
DMT soon if stuff works out :psyduck:
prolly going to use a waterpipe, that's what my friends did. people here! suggestions?
on roxicodone right now, fucking wonderful. i split it with coke a few hours ago
First off, you have no way of knowing that the "Granddaddy Kush" you bought actually was that strain unless you got it from a licensed dispensary or someone who has a licensed connect.
I'm still fucked up from a blunt two nights ago.Reminds me of when we use to take a pipe like this (http://media.grasscity.com/media/catalog/product/cache/4/image/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/jjhk84.jpg) put screens on both ends of the chamber and put a piece of bud in the middle. Smoke out of the pipe for a few weeks getting the weed in the middle nice and resiny before taking it out and smoking it. Chamber bud was always the best bud
they took their saved up roaches out of their freezer, opened them up, stuck the heavily resinated weed in a grinder and COVERED it all in kief, and then rolled a blunt out of it.
Tom Lehrer drunk is the best.
Britain, where it's snowed but sort of pathetically like it can't really be arsed
Britain, where it's snowed but sort of pathetically like it can't really be arsed
Depends where - Oxford, where I live, has had only a teeny bit of snow; but in Guildford, where my wife works in the university, the campus has been totally shut down for two days by it.
all about the cider and rum.
all not about the pathetic saturday night ending in reading ethnography alone in my bed. really, world, I couldn't do better than this?
I am on so many antibiotics and painkillers. All taken with Mike's Hard because we ran out of juice and I don't trust the water.
how do i explain to my friends that every night i actually dont go out and instead hang out with them watching movies or whatever in one of their fucking downtown apartments like a few blocks away from the bar that all the other people i know are at feels like one more night where my youth & my chance to connect with another human person in an intimate manner falls ineffably into the past
whatever, I'm probably not going to go out on new years. maybe it's cause now I don't really celebrate christmas OR hanukkah (I feel like some kind of holiday-less freak...) but I keep thinking about places where I could spend new years and it's just not working out. so just go to the bar?
I am on so many antibiotics and painkillers. All taken with Mike's Hard because we ran out of juice and I don't trust the water.
Antibiotics and booze do not actually affect one another. The warning on the label is left over from when antibiotics were first given to syphilis patients in an attempt to get them to keep it in their pants while they were still contagious during the first week of treatment.
Here is a drink that is easy to make and tastes pretty good! It is called A Pint Of Whisky. You take one part whisky to two parts whisky. With these measures, fill a pint glass.i agree completley, except replace whiskey with RUM
Enjoy!
that is such bs, there are some antibiotics that do react rather poorly with alcohol, my friend was hanging out with his girl once and she was on some anti-depressants and she started drinking, she had 1 beer and couldn't stand up anymore. normally takes a lot more than that to do that to herI am on so many antibiotics and painkillers. All taken with Mike's Hard because we ran out of juice and I don't trust the water.
Antibiotics and booze do not actually affect one another. The warning on the label is left over from when antibiotics were first given to syphilis patients in an attempt to get them to keep it in their pants while they were still contagious during the first week of treatment.
that is such bs, there are some antibiotics that do react rather poorly with alcohol, my friend was hanging out with his girl once and she was on some anti-depressants and she started drinking, she had 1 beer and couldn't stand up anymore. normally takes a lot more than that to do that to herI am on so many antibiotics and painkillers. All taken with Mike's Hard because we ran out of juice and I don't trust the water.
Antibiotics and booze do not actually affect one another. The warning on the label is left over from when antibiotics were first given to syphilis patients in an attempt to get them to keep it in their pants while they were still contagious during the first week of treatment.
Antibiotics and booze do not actually affect one another. The warning on the label is left over from when antibiotics were first given to syphilis patients in an attempt to get them to keep it in their pants while they were still contagious during the first week of treatment.that is such bs, there are some antibiotics that do react rather poorly with alcohol, my friend was hanging out with his girl once and she was on some anti-depressants and she started drinking, she had 1 beer and couldn't stand up anymore. normally takes a lot more than that to do that to her
yeah and i had wooping cough about a year ago and was on the antibiotics for it, and those didn't react too well either
Britain, where it's snowed but sort of pathetically like it can't really be arsed
blah blah snow
Hertfordshire
Edit: Man, whooping cough is kind of serious, what the shit, dude? You seem to make some interesting decisions with regard to your physical well-being.
I candyflipped bananas
hey guysThis post is so much better if you think of it as T-rex saying it.
can uh...
can i come?
Let's all have a "Go Party in New York Cuz Shane is There" Party
http://www.magichat.net/elixirs/circus_boy
Shoved a hippie guy so he fell over
getting cranked on mead tonight. kris, hippies are shit
how do i explain to my friends that every night i actually dont go out and instead hang out with them watching movies or whatever in one of their fucking downtown apartments like a few blocks away from the bar that all the other people i know are at feels like one more night where my youth & my chance to connect with another human person in an intimate manner falls ineffably into the past
oh god
last night i had two of this terrifying substance (http://www.anheuser-busch.com/images/brandScroll/tilt.jpg). it has completely ravaged my body today oh my god this is horrible.
tilt makes me poop green. for reals. fuck that shit.ok i may sig that, have to decide if it is better than my current sig
(Johnny C. He fucking loves tacos.)
speaking of which, have you ever seen a 115-pound already-drunk girl chug half a bottle of sailor jerry's?
it does not end prettily.
This is why I don't drink with tiny swimmer girls anymore.
Sean, we really must party together, plus Ryan.
Why don't you fucks plan to come here for Spring Break or something?
YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
johnny, I say it primarily for quality of roll reasons, but also because the quality of a roll is something to be really really sensitive to because it is a great indicator of whether you're experiencing subtle adverse health effects as the result of rolling too often. If you need to increase the dose in order to get the same effect you got last time you rolled, that means you should've waited longer, and it means you've put stress on your brain when it already wasn't in top shape. It's unlikely that anyone will do *irreparable* damage to themselves without abusing the substance really egregiously and/or for extended periods of time (3 pills a weekend for a year or more, for example, is something that will stick with most people for the rest of their lives), but even temporary symptoms of depression, poor memory, etc. aren't fun.
Once I rolled 3 times in 6 weeks (3 week intervals) and increased the dose each time, from 1 to 2 to 2.5 pills. Coming down from the third one, I felt drained and uncomfortable instead of warm and fuzzy and afterglowing. Some people think that coming down from a roll is always a drained and uncomfortable feeling. Those people have made a habit of either taking too much or rolling too often, and probably both. Personally I kind of like the comedown, it's kind of pleasant as long as I keep my doses low enough and far enough apart. Feeling an actually uncomfortable comedown is all the signal I need to give myself 2 months before eating any more.
I had a surfeit of whiskies this past evening. I have work in less than five hours, and I am absolutely Uncle Festered. What to do? What to do?
... more Scotch? Typing skills specTACular. Proof of the necessity of more scotch? Yes.
Rosie, I think I might possibly know someone who could make that happen. I might possibly also live with that person.
high rolling tonight! brews for the first time since my drunken debacle on friday.
me and a buddy are splitting this
(http://www.harpoonbrewery.com/harpoon/Image/leviathan/imperial_ipa_4pk.jpg)
and oh my god it is so wonderful oh god oh god oh god
oh my god watch out dude those things are powerful
WHATT HA[PPENED TO MY ALCOMAHOL TOLERANCE I HATE MY LIFE
I feel like we had an ounce of Ryan's life.
The life of the drunk and glamorous.
holy shit i have been making jokes about liquid thc for so long, is there any practical way to do that?
Tell him not to take the full 8th. An 8th is a stupid amount of mushrooms to take alone in the city. Tell him to take 2/3 of it and save the rest for later. Even an amount as small as that can come in handy for a pleasant afternoon.
it's friday night somewhere
As long as it's not in the shape of a swastika, call it a win. That happened to a girl I know. Worse? The cut was right under her boob.
herpderp looks like in doin mushrooms tomorrow, gonna wander in the woods while it snows i guess. now im just wondering, im contemplating making tea, so i was curious about the ratio for shrooms/water. im gonna be working with about a quarter of mushrooms for 4 people, so if anyone has tips on how to do that that would be cool.
job whisky
blacked out for the first time ever on friday night, but was not hungover at all on saturday. like i woke up feeling completely fine. how does that even happen
It's called Intervention, it's on A&E.
vegan lasagna
oh! and ice cream.
we tried to get a ginger beer going, but it absolutely flopped. Going to definitely try again though, because not even fermented it tasted delicious.
also, you know what? don't be afraid to order like a strongbow or something.
also, you know what? don't be afraid to order like a strongbow or something. fuck it. cider owns
Stella artois is a single beer. Surely you mean InBev. Also, fuck InBev.
They don't seem to be selling it here, so it's purely an international thing, cynically using the name for evil.
Surly
I have a question, guys. Is acid a bad idea if I am over the worst of a chest cold but still coughing and snotty? I have absolutely no experience with it, so I don't know what is all that responsible.
took some codeine so I am like DERP A DERR
Johnny,
Oh god, Maudite is so good. I need to get some soon.
Johnny,
Oh god, Maudite is so good. I need to get some soon.
doobie
Doobie is like the cutest word for a spliff ever. It's almost as good as how my mum still calls it 'Mary Jane'.
I don't drink...Kind of not the point dude
Who cares? This is the nonsober thread.
I'm calling it: Questionablecontent is a professional troll sent by Tim Buckley.
I haven't ever drunk scotch, because I also don't drink, but I smelt some amazingly delicious smelling whiskey (is that the same thing?)
I'm finding that the only good experiences I'm having in college is while drunk.
Just a heads up: some beer smells amazing. You're not limited to just wines if you're going for the olfactory factor.
buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuttfuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. yeah right
you should try it. it's not that icky. it's OK. and. yeah. din't hesitate. be the first one in your neighbourhhood
to give it to her
up the
butt.
ok?
fine. now I shall be nown as the buttfuck indian. remember this. bye. fuck you. in the butt.
Drunk people think they speak the truth
Used bushes as slides, walked under a bridge and through a river in my underwear with a very pretty accomplice, went to go under another bridge and got warned away by a disembodied voice of reason (found out this morning the bridge is where a load of homeless people live and they tend to stab people if they go under there, so kudos to whichever homeless dude warned us away with his voice of God), had a stir fry made for me and then woke up in a bed that wasn't my own.
Everything else between that is a blurry blur of blurred vision.
Edit: Oh and we found a load of hubcaps and hid them under my friends duvet.
Drunk people think they speak the truth
FTFY
Drunk people think they speak the truth
FTFY
That's an uncomfortable truth you have there.
I'm gunna stop drinking and start boxing. So you will never see me here again. Maybe.
I know you were joking about coming here when you turn 21, but if you do, BRING AMPLE AMOUNTS OF THIS THING.
That's not me being high. That's me being me, but just drunk enough to tell you about it.
The panic/stress thread is over there...----->
The panic/stress thread is over there...----->
No, it isn't, you damn liar! That was the quote button!
I am a woman
But my body is stupid
And says I'm a man
GUYS BUTTER TASTES > MARAGARINE JUTS NOTICIING NOW OH GOODNESS
Except it didn't taste fine, it tasted gross and weird and not real, and butter was heavenly, and well I mean, goddamn, heavenly is wonderful and all but I don't really know when I'll get butter and when I'll get not-butter and I'd rather not have to be picky again? ramblerambleramble
It smelled like bread.
So far, I haven't really found any alcoholic drinks I actually enjoyed, so I guess that's good for now. I haven't gotten to the fruity drinks yet, and I really want to try an appletini. Recommendations?I tasted sake in a short stay in Japan 45 years ago and liked it, and as I recall it's supposed to be served warm. But my drinks of choice in my 20s and 30s were gin&tonic, rum&coke, bloody mary. Then beer. Now wine, somewhat sweet like white Zinfandel. I prefer the beer and wine partly because I can meter it, comprehend how much alcohol I'm drinking. Haven't had a serious hangover in years.
I'm not a big fan of beer. Or in fact of most alcohol, although I occasionally like a glass of good wine. The only drink I'd really choose to have if it's there is port, and that's expensive.
... the overall taste was absolutely sublime.I'm not sure he meant that horrible pun.
I went to a party I wasn't going to go to and drank vodka and absinthe for the first time and now I have to be up in four hours.To sing? Break a leg!
IMO the best thing to mix with whiskey is more whiskey.
So, I'm not being paid for my current internship, but at least my coworkers were nice enough to buy me pint after pint after work tonight. Drinks in London seem to just be better
Thus far in my exploration of various alcohols I have yet to find any alcoholic drink I like more than good wine.
White zin here. From a box. Hey, we develop taste out here in the MI cornfields!Thus far in my exploration of various alcohols I have yet to find any alcoholic drink I like more than good wine.
Define "good". I can't stand dry wines. Light, slightly sweet, preferably somewhat fruity. Big fan of Liebfraumilchs and White Zins.
... islay.
Ooh, I'm sober. Give me about ten minutes.
Ooh, I'm sober. Give me about ten minutes.I didn't post exactly ten minutes after this post...
Soon this thread will be eligible to read A A Milne's second book of children's poems.Hah! I didn't need the spoiler. My nickname in childhood was Robin, and the books were an early companion.(click to show/hide)
... islay.
Yup. And then there were elections. Measures defeated.
Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
That being said ... I never smoke anything, anymore. Too boring.
okay i did it so like (http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxG968y8ieDKcu3i5Q9DW4kq2iCt043By) everything's cool now right okay? cool.
I confess that I'm worried I'm breaking the rules by posting this here instead of the stated confessions thread
Elephant anti-freeze. (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-20726939)WHUT.
Sorry, not drunk anymore - just a bit hungover. A friend gave us some homemade "apple pie" = boil together apple juice concentrate, cider, some cinnamon sticks and apple pie spices, then add everclear.
You never know what hit you...
(http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/p206x206/644107_4006558675412_790649244_n.jpg)
BTW I own this t-shirt
Hair of the dog?
The full phrase is, "Hair of the dog that bit you". I think it's akin to the homeopathic notion that similarity can develop resistance - if the dog that bit you is alcohol, then a little of its hair (a small snort or perhaps some wine) can help "cure" the "bite" of the hangover.From wikipedia: The expression originally referred to a method of treatment of a rabid dog bite by placing hair from the dog in the bite wound.
The full phrase is, "Hair of the dog that bit you". I think it's akin to the homeopathic notion that similarity can develop resistance - if the dog that bit you is alcohol, then a little of its hair (a small snort or perhaps some wine) can help "cure" the "bite" of the hangover.From wikipedia: The expression originally referred to a method of treatment of a rabid dog bite by placing hair from the dog in the bite wound.
Sounds like your attempts at drunken sex got sidetracked by the sex...It usually does.
In the bedroom? Like, under the pillows?Like, everywhere. There was so much goddamn clutter...we found the box of wine (not a Box'o'wine, but a box with 12 bottles) next to the bed, the schnapps near the door (how I walked by it every day without noticing, I have no idea), the Bacardi under the pillow (you're welcome), the Modelo on top of the TV... The Icewine was in the wine cooler, WHICH I DID NOT KNOW WAS THERE, and there was also an opened 200mL Courvoisier bottle, which is full of a clear liquid...it tastes like moonshine, and it probably is.
It sounds like my bedroom, but with more alcohol and fewer books and papers...Oh, there's plenty of books...a buttload of college textbooks from our glory days, a few light reading (Anna Karenina, etc...my wife is a Russophile), a Sears Roebuck catalog from 1903...did you know that people could just go to Sears and buy morphine by the bottle? Hot damn...
I think you might be an alcoholic with multiple personality disorder.God, I hope not. Drunk texting is bad enough, adding another dimension onto that would be a nightmare.
You guys are some kind of alky hoarders. :DThat's my thought. If I were a multiple-personality alcoholic, I might find empty bottle and cans..instead, I'm finding buried treasure.
I think you might be an alcoholic with multiple personality disorder.
(I wrote alter instead of headmate at first, but I don't really know anyone who actually uses the word 'alter' in that sense. Headmate sounds friendlier, anyways. Housemate. Roommate. Headmate.)
may as well go fully porcine.
No, I was making an obscure non-joke on going the whole hog.
You're not fat at all <3
Had a glass of a lovely 11-year old cask strength Caol Ila yesterday. There's something about islay scotches that make me incredibly happy. They smell of wood and peat and warmth, and windy, rainy days with a good book and my girlfriend and a fireplace.
I m drunk
lost my voice
hi guys, first post in here in over 50 pages in think
Do painkillers that do nothing at all but I've taken enough they should count as not being sober? Fuck it. THE PILLS DO NOTHING.Lemme guess, Tramadol?
I GOT A JOB WHILE DRUNKWow...how the hell did you pull that off? Was your interviewer high as hell like RedWolf is saying, or were you applying for a position with TSA? (Because those fuckers can't do anything right)
Diodydd i 11 casgen flwyddyn cryfder oed Caol Ila.Drinks strength to 11 year old butt AOL Ila.
Diodydd i 11 casgen flwyddyn cryfder oed Caol Ila.Drinks strength to 11 year old butt AOL Ila.
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I am going to have a lonely, pointless existence forever and ever.
"Someday, everything is going to go right for you, and it will be so wonderful you won't even know what to do." (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2150)I believe that too. But even if you aren't there yet today, let us know how you're doing.
I've been awake for like 30 minutes now, and I just feel vaguely numb. My friend got up at the same time as me, and we're so out of it that we're just talking via IM. Even though we're literally sitting on the floor three feet from each other. XP It's all dark and cloudy outside. I'm not hungover--I think. I think I would know if I was?
Is it weird for your stomach to feel kinda full and for your kidney to hurt a bit while drinking? That was going on last night for some reason.
What's working for me at the moment is having a checklist over my computer where I tick off "nine hours' sleep a night" for each day,[...]
I'm still kind of high from last night
and I just realized this because of how I was talking to my cats
Also, my nomination for Worst Beer Ever has got to go to Olde English....
Also, my nomination for Worst Beer Ever has got to go to Olde English....
I was under the assumption that Olde English was a type of cheese spread for use in crab cake recipes.
Also, settle a bet. Is it blasphemy to use a daiquiri machine as a pulpit and to extol it's virtues for four hours?
Hold the fucking phone, there are machines made just for daiquiris?
That sounds amazing. So much want.
celticgeek: You like Laphroaig? Have you tried the Laphroaig Quarter Cask? I much prefer it over ordinary Laphroaig, the taste is even stronger, but not the taste of alcohol. I brought a bottle to a Whisky meeting at the 29C3, and there were many people who liked it most. Though I preferred the 14 years old Talisker Distillers Edition someone was kind enough to bring.
And what is not to like about mead?
This seems like as good a place as any to start posting because I just got a big box of beer delivered to me. Tasty beers I haven't had yet, hopefully this box will last me a month.Better a box of beer than a box of wine. :parrot:
If you feel better stoned than not stoned, then clearly whatever methods she's using as therapy are ineffective...or at least less effective than pot. I don't think she's seeing the whole picture. Or doesn't want to.Smoking weed is supposed to make you feel better though, at least for a little while. It's not a good solution to feeling bad though, especially not on the long term.
If you feel better stoned than not stoned, then clearly whatever methods she's using as therapy are ineffective...or at least less effective than pot. I don't think she's seeing the whole picture. Or doesn't want to.Smoking weed is supposed to make you feel better though, at least for a little while. It's not a good solution to feeling bad though, especially not on the long term.
I am 2/3 of a bottle of wine deep on a work night and I am enjoying the vaguely sort of fuzzy state. Wine is surprisingly lethal considering I frequently drink neat spirits.I had two glasses of a Bordeaux fancy enough to be a snob about earlier this evening and I am now on my fourth beer, or fifth, I'm not entirely sure.
Last night though, I ended up sending my sister a long text about getting together today, that ended in "Something about dirigibles, etc., you know."Could have been worse. You could have posted "something about blimps...."
Halfway through a Smirnoff Ice and I'm tipsy.
I've only finished a whole bottle once and I puked for two hours straight. Never, ever again.
who changed my keyboard settingsYour lack of sobriety did.
no realy, ow much liqore did I have> who can count!?
I hope you mean 50mW…
The images aren't working lil'bunny
I got a green one from Croatia, which is labelled 100mW, but I would estimate it to be somewhere around 20mW. Still better than what you get here. (5mW max.)
WHY IS THIS IN THE ALCOHOL THREAD OH GOD YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL GONNA SHOOT YOUR EYES OUT :psyduck:
and the good kind this time! I had positive developments with a lady.
Here you go. (http://www.wickedlasers.com.hk/arctic) Convenient 1400mW laser, only $400 USD. Use responsibly.hey my uncle has one of those =D I've used it. its awesome.
WHY IS THIS IN THE ALCOHOL THREAD OH GOD YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL GONNA SHOOT YOUR EYES OUT :psyduck:
We've actually been half-seriously considering replacing our argon laser with a laser of that type (not necessarily from that company)... the dye we use in our dye laser has its peak absorption at 455 nm, so we could run the laser more efficiently with a pump near 455 nm rather than the argon laser's lines around 480 nm.I got a green one from Croatia, which is labelled 100mW, but I would estimate it to be somewhere around 20mW. Still better than what you get here. (5mW max.)
Here you go. (http://www.wickedlasers.com.hk/arctic) Convenient 1400mW laser, only $400 USD. Use responsibly.
WHY IS THIS IN THE ALCOHOL THREAD OH GOD YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL GONNA SHOOT YOUR EYES OUT :psyduck:
All their other products are pretty cool too. NOT FOR DRUNK PEOPLE :mrgreen:
based on previous form I'm pretty sure there was something in that weed.
I don't even feel "attracted" to her, I just think that she's incredibly beautiful, and she ought to know.
FOr real, I hop you are all jealous. not becaue I want ba feeling for you all, but because STephen is soooooo good he eserves to be the object of desire.
HE MADE ME A GRILLED CHEESE
WITH TWO KINDS OF CHEESE (cheddar and goat)
I dont even remember asking for it.
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: I am seven t-rexes.