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Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Allybee on 22 Oct 2010, 23:22
shit! shit! shit! did I let my friend know that it upset me that she was about to hook up with this guy I've been into? I don't know! shit. I need to be cool. ah.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: sean on 22 Oct 2010, 23:53
ahhhhh, nice evening. crushed a 40 with a friend while playing video games then i went out and got pot for my friends to christen their bowl with and i named it alice and its actually the perfect name for it.

i feel satisfied tonight.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: pwhodges on 23 Oct 2010, 17:29
Jens, try to remember that you haven't gone to uni actually to learn bad habits...
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: scarred on 23 Oct 2010, 19:57
wow i was drunk last night

still kinda have a headache
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Jace on 23 Oct 2010, 21:07
Oh fuck me its 4loko time. Who cares if I work in 6 hours
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Jace on 23 Oct 2010, 21:57
oh good god 4lko jaeger bomb. Holy goood god what have I done.
 :psyduck: psyduck is the most appropriate right now. FUUUUKC
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Dimmukane on 23 Oct 2010, 23:09
if I leave some Alice dee in slightly sub room temp outside if sun light, it should
 still be good right?

also brewer's art has some damn good food
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: pwhodges on 24 Oct 2010, 02:01
OK, that doesn't sound so bad.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: beat mouse on 24 Oct 2010, 02:19
the 22nd was my birthday! since i woke up that morning i have smoked a half ounce of good weed, and drank 2 bottles of jager and a 40 of crown royal. also 15-20 red bulls. i think i am going to die before my next birthday.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Mynah on 24 Oct 2010, 12:01
I discovered Ryan's Irish Creme, and I may have found something I like more than vodka.  It's also cheaper, at $7.90 a bottle.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Gemmwah on 24 Oct 2010, 12:28
oh good god 4lko jaeger bomb. Holy goood god what have I done.
 :psyduck: psyduck is the most appropriate right now. FUUUUKC

sig'd
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: A Wet Helmet on 24 Oct 2010, 13:47
The weather is absolutely perfect today so I went out and bought a hundred bucks worth of meat and a bottle of Gulden Draak. The grill is lit; I will be as well soon.!

Edit: finished the gulden draak and was about to pour myself a little cittadelle gin and throw the steaks on the fire.  My wife, out of nowhere, asked me to pour her some cakebread wine.  2006 cab.  This is like, twice a year wine for me, so I'm stoked.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Ballard on 24 Oct 2010, 14:36
A few of my friends who've been away at college returned for the weekend, so I rebooted a tradition from last summer (cider night) and hosted. We lounged in my room drinking iced tea spiked with rum, smoked some of the best weed I've ever had, ordered in Chinese food, took some downers, played guitar. It was a fucking lovely time.

Then I passed out in my own bed in a blissful haze. I really appreciate partying at home.

Tonight, in stark contrast, 4Loko and $3 for seven bands at some divey Bushwick loft party CMJ blowout. I fucking love New York sometimes.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Dimmukane on 24 Oct 2010, 15:36
Gulden Draak

hell yeah
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: A Wet Helmet on 24 Oct 2010, 16:35
Yeah man, a bottle of Gulden Draak and two glasses of cakebread cellars and I am lit up like a freaking Christmas tree for real.

So good.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Wasteroo on 24 Oct 2010, 20:07
lit up like a Christmas tree for real.

definitely going to try to describe myself as this more often

starting with TONIGHT WOOO
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Johnny C on 24 Oct 2010, 23:23
of all the threads to not post in last night
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Metope on 27 Oct 2010, 10:54
Oh my god, last night was terrible. I got together with some friends at a pub to have a few drinks, and I was planning on taking it easy, but somehow we ended up in someone's apartment. They had a lot of booze, and they were just giving it away, so it seemed rude not to accept! Long story short: I vomited everywhere. Literally everywhere in the apartment. The guy had an expensive vase, I vomited into the vase. I vomited onto all the canvasses he had in his studio, into his laptop computer, onto some albums he had of some of those rap singers they have now. As I was vomiting I ran for the bathroom, occasionally slipping in the road of vomit I was paving for myself. I finally got to the bathroom and I stopped vomiting, so I turned to the sink to wash my hands (which were also covered in vomit), but just as I was drying off on a towel I heard someone shout "no! That's the cat's feet towel, not a hand towel! If you dry off vomit on that, the cat's feet will have to stay wet when it comes in from the garden!". I didn't hear it too well though because I felt the sick rise in me again and I vomited onto the towel, into the sink, until the sink was overflowing with sick. I closed my eyes and an image of Jesus flashed before my eyes, for some reason. Then I collapsed in a heap, dry heaving, tears streaming down my red and horrible face.

Luckily, someone filmed it, so we can both use it as part of an art project. It will be called project-ile: vomit. We are on a mission to reboot the discussion about what constitutes the elusive concept of art, but now in a post-Bahktin universe.

Oh, Glasgow.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Metope on 27 Oct 2010, 10:59
Okay, what the fuck? I did not write this and it never happened, who hacked my account?


(Not deleting that post though, it's pretty hilarious)
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Metope on 27 Oct 2010, 11:04
Also, before reading that actual post, when I noticed the last post in this thread was made by me, I genuinly thought for a second that I had been out drinking last night and completely forgot about it.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: scarred on 27 Oct 2010, 12:16
Quote
onto some albums he had of some of those rap singers they have now.

haha
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Barmymoo on 27 Oct 2010, 15:56
Oh man that was brilliant. I didn't quite believe it but it was sheer brilliance. The cat-feet towel was a stroke of genius.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: ummmkay on 27 Oct 2010, 18:14
i'm so sad that's not true
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Liz on 27 Oct 2010, 19:07
Oh man I wanted it to be true so much.

Whoever did that- I applaud you. If you are a man please marry me. If you are a woman we can be besties.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: jackmort on 27 Oct 2010, 19:56
that stuff about the cat's feet towel and the rap singers and Jesus was made of bits of a stand-up show by Stewart Lee
in case you wondered
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: sean on 27 Oct 2010, 20:48
my evening: weed, 40, kurt vonnegutt

i think i did it right?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Wasteroo on 27 Oct 2010, 23:23
that stuff about the cat's feet towel and the rap singers and Jesus was made of bits of a stand-up show by Stewart Lee
in case you wondered

god damnit the magic is ruined
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Barmymoo on 28 Oct 2010, 00:49
If it weren't for the fact that there is an ocean in the way, I'd strongly suspect Jens. Kris, is your password saved anywhere in Norway?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Barmymoo on 28 Oct 2010, 06:37
Can I keep you?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: squawk on 29 Oct 2010, 08:32
had one 4loko last night. I WEIGH EIGHTY-FIVE POUNDS

it is now 8 AM and i am confused and hungry and Not hungover but seriously guys

seriously

what the shit.

what in the mother fucking shit
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: sean on 29 Oct 2010, 11:41
man, i still to this day have not crushed a full 4loko. they are so gross! i'd rather just touch a forty!

also uh cause its halloween i kind of have two hits of :psyduck: in my possession. uh-ohhhhhhhhhhhh
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: squawk on 29 Oct 2010, 12:15
yeah i did not enjoy it at all.

never again
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: scarred on 29 Oct 2010, 12:36
fourloko just sounds like a bad idea. always

in other news i've been upsettingly drunk off of whisky the past two weekends so i think i'm stickin' to beer this halloween
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: beat mouse on 29 Oct 2010, 13:02
pre-emptive halloween post: went 4x4ing yesterday. found giant clusters of legit mushrooms. i'm listening to psytrance now to get myself ready but I am a little scared to re-enter the spirit realm.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: jackmort on 29 Oct 2010, 15:07
I don't take drugs anymore, my girlfriend says I'm not allowed


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Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: muffy on 29 Oct 2010, 15:30
Guys, have you tried bacon vodka?

As in, vodka that has been repeatedly filtered through loads of bacon to give it that extra bacon-y flavour?

It's kind of odd.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 29 Oct 2010, 15:33
that's one of the signs up the apocalypse, isn't it?

it's about damn time
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: squawk on 29 Oct 2010, 16:21
Apparently there were three hours of drunkenness which I do not remember.
I asked my friend what I did: "You fell out of my bed and broke my binder, broke a lamp with a wooden log, punched me in the face, said WEEEEE every five minutes, crawled for a good part of the way, and consistently tried to make yourself puke which you were eventually successful at"

but i'm still baffled by the mystery of how i made it up three flights of stairs to my room successfully  :psyduck:
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Ballard on 29 Oct 2010, 16:24
Surprise molly last night. Well, that was fun.

Anna, o/ welcome to college.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 29 Oct 2010, 16:33
pre-emptive halloween post: went 4x4ing yesterday. found giant clusters of legit mushrooms. i'm listening to psytrance now to get myself ready but I am a little scared to re-enter the spirit realm.

Mushrooms on Halloween caused my only certifiably bad mushroom experience.  That was two years ago.  Then, last year, me and my girlfriend took acid together on Halloween and her mind ... dispersed.  There's something about drugs on Halloween.  That said, I will be most likely on a lot of them Saturday night regardless (current plan: 2C-I, then acid if augmentation is necessary/desired.  Saving my MDMA tolerance for Bassnectar the next weekend.)

And I know I probably don't need to tell you this, beat mouse, but be fucking careful with wild mushrooms.  You need to be really, really certain of what they are before you eat them.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Ballard on 29 Oct 2010, 16:43
Yeah, my first acid trip started at 3 AM on Halloween of last year and it ranged from "not happening" to "unpleasant"
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: sean on 29 Oct 2010, 21:03
fuck man, bad  :psyduck: juju in this thread and i have two hits lined up. DONT JINX ME KIDS!

also dunk and stoooooooooooned and im about to touch a 40 yessssssssssss
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: beat mouse on 29 Oct 2010, 23:42
And I know I probably don't need to tell you this, beat mouse, but be fucking careful with wild mushrooms.  You need to be really, really certain of what they are before you eat them.

Yeah, we know the mountains in this area pretty well and we have a few books about local mushrooms in BC. We go picking fairly regularly, and these clusters looked very similar to another breed we had picked a lot of last year. Unfortunately they were just a little too far off from the ones we thought they were and decided to pitch them over testing them ourselves.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Dimmukane on 30 Oct 2010, 00:30
definitely not sober
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Eris on 30 Oct 2010, 01:44
apple cider is pretty nice! Sitting in a park with friends drinking cider is also pretty nice!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: greenMonkey on 30 Oct 2010, 07:03
Four lokoing for the first and probably only time ever tonight.  Terrified/excited

Better stage my room for safety's sake.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: sean on 30 Oct 2010, 23:00
hahahaahahahaha oh god

oh god what a night.

gigantic river party. crazy costumes everywhere.  :psyduck:

Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: sean on 30 Oct 2010, 23:00
(acid lol)
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: greenMonkey on 31 Oct 2010, 07:16
What the fuck four loko.  What the fuck.

Lederhosen.  Four loko.  Lots of other booze.  Hooking up with a pretty girl. :psyduck:
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: sean on 31 Oct 2010, 09:20
guys seriously i found like 2 gs of pot wandering around in the wee hours of the morning last night!

 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Aurjay on 31 Oct 2010, 11:31
What the fuck four loko.  What the fuck.

Lederhosen.  Four loko.  Lots of other booze.  Hooking up with a pretty girl. :psyduck:
You seem pissed? Sounds like you should be thanking 4loko
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: scarred on 31 Oct 2010, 14:39
got drunk at a huuuge warehouse party last night, it was ridic

3 djs, projectors playing Evil Dead and Twilight Zone, 2 open bars.

I danced with this really cute girl, got her number, she was holding my hand for a lot of the night. but we were too wasted and it was too loud to have a good conversation

But yeah. really awesome night. and tonight will probably be crazy too.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: scarred on 01 Nov 2010, 02:26
hahaha drunkkk :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck:
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 01 Nov 2010, 12:59
So 2C-I was great!  It was like LSD but without a mindfuck, just the strong physical feeling of being totally wired, and a little bit of visual distortion.  I was totally coherent and having complete conversations with people all night, and dancing felt great, and it was basically all of the party-drug aspect of acid without any of the profundity or mental weirdness.  My only gripe was that it was less than the most pleasant on my intestines on the comedown, but it wasn't too bad.  I'd do it again ... I'm kind of interested in seeing how it interacts with MDMA, I imagine it'd be fantastic with some empathy added in.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: bainidhe_dub on 01 Nov 2010, 18:50
god damnit there is vodka in my nose.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 03 Nov 2010, 15:23
(http://www.weed-porn.com/images/smoke-exposure.jpg)
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: sean on 03 Nov 2010, 21:43
oh man, guys

hash

 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Patrick on 03 Nov 2010, 23:16
Giants victory parade today with my friends. Brought our weed and two pipes, and we smoked. Then we matched with some chick and some dude we met. Then some random Mexican gangsters came up and asked for a hit. They dropped the girl's pipe, but it didn't break, and they were like "HEY MAN we just wanna make sure shit's cool I mean we almost broke your pipe so HERE'S A FATTY NUG LOL"

It was a day of dank-ass shit and when I arrived at work at 7:30 (it is 11:15 now) I was still high and I am STILL high.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: squawk on 05 Nov 2010, 01:25
I was eating some of these cookies earlier. They were pretty good, but I was thirsty so they weren't completely satisfactory.
Now I am stoned and oh man
the cookies
i could eat them forever
i should probably go back to my room soon. i'm watching Frasier!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: De_El on 05 Nov 2010, 06:29
I got drunk on a Thursday because it was Handle Thursday and now I'm up too early. I guess it's all right because it gives me time to finish my shit before classes but dang where
's my phone
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: De_El on 05 Nov 2010, 06:57
oh nevermind i found it under my copy of y the last man vol. 4
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Ballard on 05 Nov 2010, 09:51
Sesame Street - Would You Like To Buy An O? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ml6Yqu-spnM&feature=player_embedded)
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Ballard on 05 Nov 2010, 09:56
Yesterday I had lunch with a friend and we went window shopping in SoHo. We strolled into an English boutique called Reiss which, it turns out, was having an event that evening in partnership with Bulldog gin. There was a complimentary open bar. There's nothing like getting trashed on gin fizzes while trying on perfectly tailored $500 blazers.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: sean on 05 Nov 2010, 23:47
oh my god

okay so i tried e tonight. i got a pill that was 85% mdma and 15% caffine, so i felt pretty okay doing it. and my god i am still rolling oh dear lord. this is a pretty neat drug though! my mind just feels totally fucked though oh my god it doesnt even feel this fucked when i trip. or maybe it does. oh dear god though i am noooooooot sober
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: JimmyJazz on 06 Nov 2010, 00:46
so much jameson and so many joints oh mannnn

Also tonight i learned listening to the ramones while making out with pretty girls is one of the greatest things ever
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: beat mouse on 06 Nov 2010, 01:41
I just had to say, it's really beginning to upset me just how much jagermeister has worked itself into my daily routine. Many red bull sure, but the amount of hooch my goodness. reckless. at best. i foreseee morning of heartburn and commmm. blurgh. my drinking is becoming the narrative equivalent of of Lost. Starts off awesome and ends up in such a mess it cant compile itself in time for work the next day.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: David_Dovey on 06 Nov 2010, 08:53
I want to get ultra-trashed and talk on the Internet all day but the only thing in the house is Kokanee and I am broke-ass. Noooooo
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: StaedlerMars on 06 Nov 2010, 09:25
ultra drunk after playing too much goldeneye wii.

then went home and watched jurassic park and drink whiskey and cuddle a cute girl. life. it is good.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Dollface on 06 Nov 2010, 09:34
Dont make me come to your thread and slay it it.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: McTaggart on 06 Nov 2010, 11:01
Doing this thing I used to do again where I have a few drinks and play games all night. 'salright.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 06 Nov 2010, 13:31
I candyflipped bananas last night because Bassnectar and Beats Antique came to town.  Ate a hit of acid at 8, ate a pill at 9:30, ate some fractions of a pill at 10:30.  The acid was pretty mild but the pills were quite strong indeed and I was basically a gooey euphoric cuddly dancing mess all night.  Bassnectar brought some pretty unbelievable whomp, as per usual.  My jaw's going to be a little sore tomorrow, but it was totally worth it.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Ballard on 06 Nov 2010, 16:09
Last night started with four back to back rounds of Patron shots and ended with two cans of 4Loko. There was some opium, some weed, and some ecstacy involved, as well as some hooking up in a room with purple and red lights and a strobe light turned way the fuck up.

I don't even.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Patrick on 08 Nov 2010, 00:59
did you  :psyduck:

Also guys I just bought a dub that is EASILY 1.5g and it is Master Kush
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Ballard on 08 Nov 2010, 17:48
did you  :psyduck:

I totally  :psyduck:

Sam o/
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 08 Nov 2010, 17:50
welp, smoked a joint with my mom last night


our fuzzy little badass is growing up, you guys

d'awww  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: thelightguy on 08 Nov 2010, 17:57
welp, smoked a joint with my mom last night

I've smoked my father out many a time.  This is unusual?

Also, anyone here have experience with 4-AcO-DMT a.k.a. Acetylpsilocin? Snagged 100mg and I don't even know what a good starter dose is.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: sean on 08 Nov 2010, 18:33
dmt? ask joe, but not that creppy old guy who's been engaged for like 5 years or whatever.

also yeah uh my parents totally dont smoke pot at all and totally dont approve of me smoking pot so it would be really weird for me to smoke with them.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 09 Nov 2010, 02:42
Also, anyone here have experience with 4-AcO-DMT a.k.a. Acetylpsilocin? Snagged 100mg and I don't even know what a good starter dose is.

4-AcO-DMT is DEFINITELY not N,N-dimethyltryptamine, which is what most people think about when they hear the term "DMT."  It is much closer to 4-HO-DMT (psilocin) and 4-PO-DMT (psilocybin), aka the chemicals in psychedelic mushrooms that make you trip.  It's quite likely that its psychedelic properties are due for the most part to the body metabolizing it into one of these chemicals, in fact.  N,N-DMT, which is what Sean is talking about, is the stuff in ayahuasca and the only way to put it directly into your body without the need for any other chemicals to activate it is to smoke it as a freebase or inject it, both of which result in very short and unbelievably powerful experiences.

Basically 4-AcO-DMT (which I've heard referred to as "psilacetin" rather than "acetylpsilocin," although I believe both are technically valid terms) is very similar to mushrooms, as far as the experience goes, with a few differences.  For one, you're ingesting a pure chemical rather than a fungus, which means that your digestive system is going to have a much easier time of things.  For another, you have the option of snorting the stuff, which would require half the dose for the same effect, and would kick in much faster, but would also be a shorter trip (4-5 hours as opposed to 6-7).  From what I hear most people who try it prefer it to eating mushrooms simply on the basis that it is a gentler experience (probably due to the lack of mushroom matter in your stomach), and many claim that they find it much less likely to result in difficult or unpleasant experiences than traditional mushrooms.  Basically the consensus from the people I've talked to is that it's fucking awesome and I'm honestly kind of jealous that you have some because I've never gotten around to tracking it down myself.

Dosage is probably best standardized at about 10-20mg (if you're eating it) or 5-10mg (if you're snorting it).  If any mushroom experience you have has been in the range of 3-3.5g (most people seem to think that eating an 8th is a good standard), 20mg oral or 10mg snorted should be about comparable to that.  A friend of mine who took 25mg orally and went hiking in the Appalachians reported an extremely strong and overwhelmingly positive experience.  I wouldn't recommend pushing the dose any higher than 25-30mg (although there's not exactly a health risk, this whole family of chemicals is remarkably non-toxic ... the risk is in being completely overwhelmed by the trip and having a really rough time as a result).  You've got about the equivalent of 3/4 of an ounce of mushrooms or so, in other words, so divide it up as such.

http://www.erowid.org/chemicals/4_acetoxy_dmt/4_acetoxy_dmt.shtml
This link should tell you basically anything else you want to know.

A quick note: you should DEFINITELY ask the person you got it from about the scale they used to measure it.  In fact, ask to borrow it or ask for your purchase to be measured out into doses for you.  Eyeballing doses of a psychedelic that is active in the 10mg range is just not smart at all and it's certainly to be avoided if possible.  If it turns out that your source was dumb enough to try to weigh out 100mg with a scale that was only accurate to .1g (very unlikely but worth making sure of), don't touch the stuff until you find a more accurate scale and make sure that you've actually got 100 milligrams and not 125 or 80.  If they used one accurate to .01g, you're basically safe to eyeball doses but weighing individual doses on that scale will not improve your accuracy very much compared to that.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 09 Nov 2010, 02:55
(http://www.pasadenacarealestatehomes.com/m/blogs/irinanetchaev/New%20Folder/Cat%20Serious%20Business%20Photo.jpg)
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: scarred on 10 Nov 2010, 17:14
Starting the 18th, my state has banned 4Loko. (http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Wellness/washington-state-ban-loko/story?id=12110590)

I guess it's finally time to try it.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 10 Nov 2010, 18:03
So THAT'S what 4loko is! I always hated those energy booze things. Not a good mix.

Still, I guess I'll have to try one now that they're gonna be contraband soon. Stupid liberal hippy washington protecting us from poison and shit.

dey tuk ur jaebs
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: scarred on 10 Nov 2010, 18:24
they just drive around listening to raps and shooting all the jobs
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: scarred on 10 Nov 2010, 19:17
Awesome! We found a place in the U district that sells 'em. Gonna be schnockered on loko at a friend's housewarming party on Friday.

I will regret this.
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Post by: Alex C on 10 Nov 2010, 19:19
So much regret.
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Post by: Nodaisho on 10 Nov 2010, 20:04
Just don't be stupid. Drinking one of those is about the same as drinking a standard 3/4 liter bottle of wine.

I don't think it should be illegal, I just think people should be less stupid.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: scarred on 10 Nov 2010, 20:05
I wasn't really planning on drinking more than one.
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Post by: Nodaisho on 10 Nov 2010, 20:06
Probably smart.

Of course, I'm a lightweight, I would probably be puking after one. Although from what I've heard, the flavors alone would do that.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: greenMonkey on 10 Nov 2010, 20:16
You'll be good after one.  If you're adventurous, you can drink some beer or something after you finish one.  You might lose some hours though (exactly 6 for me, though I imagine a good couple of those were spent passed out).
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: scarred on 10 Nov 2010, 20:17
Yeah, I'm a middleweight at best (except when it comes to whiskey, which I can drink like water for some reason) so I'll probably have a beer or two afterwards but I'm not looking to, ah, experience "missing time," if you will.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Ballard on 10 Nov 2010, 21:31
I find that a single 4Loko gets me just drunk enough to have a lot of fun without being sloppy.

I usually drink beer or liquor on top of it (but I don't recommend more 4Loko unless you don't want to remember things the following morning) and get a little sloppy which is fine.

Fuck the alarmist garbage that article printed.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Wasteroo on 10 Nov 2010, 23:02
Starting the 18th, my state has banned 4Loko. (http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Wellness/washington-state-ban-loko/story?id=12110590)

god damnit Washington, I never got around to trying it and now I probably won't have the chance
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: sean on 12 Nov 2010, 19:39
OH GOD

so

drunk+more beer left+snackin on bugles.

yesssssssssss
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: StaedlerMars on 13 Nov 2010, 03:19
my head....

wow alcohol.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Metope on 13 Nov 2010, 04:49
Today i woke up in a town outside of Glasgow that I still don't know the name of.


... yeah, wow alcohol.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: est on 13 Nov 2010, 05:25
ok yeah, as i just said to Hannah, I am currently drunk to the point where my hands and mouth are not co-operating with me without conscientious application, but internally I can still form rational thoughts.
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Post by: Allybee on 13 Nov 2010, 07:11
blacked out last night. apparently it was totally uneventful (says my roommate) but I hate not having a memory of it. at least I remember titus andronicus playing... sort of...
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Barmymoo on 13 Nov 2010, 16:56
I am now regretting my decision to spend Christmas (traditionally a time of much drinkage) in Norway. Apparently Norwegians party hard.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Metope on 13 Nov 2010, 17:01
May, you'll be with our family. There are literally no people in Norway who drink less, except for people who don't drink at all. You're safe!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: scarred on 13 Nov 2010, 20:00
had a nice housewarming party for a friend's new apt, and by "nice" i mean everyone was literally on the verge of being horrifically drunk. somehow, no one puked, and nothing was damaged.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: StaedlerMars on 13 Nov 2010, 21:18
they just drive around listening to raps and shooting all the jobs

<3

like seriously <3

Hey, Kris, if you ever come to Edinburgh (I honestly don't know why you would if you're in Glasgow) you should give a shout!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Dazed on 13 Nov 2010, 23:23
Welp I drank a bunch of rum and smoked a bunch of weed with some friends while we all played xbox Kinect games. The hilarity increased significantly as the night went on.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Rizzo on 14 Nov 2010, 01:50
I woke up bleeding from the head. The pillowcase is ruined. Fuck yeah/fuck drunken tobogganing
Me too only mine is from towelling my head too hard after a shower... Stupid brain surgery. Can't drink seriously until I've had another CT scan to see if the bone has fused up properly. Probably a good thing all things considered!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Metope on 14 Nov 2010, 04:28
Simon, I've been to Edinburgh twice already, it's such a beautiful city! The first time was a date and the second was just my friend and I taking the train in for a lecture and then straight back again, so not really the best opportunities for hangouts. I know I'll be going again sometime next week or the week after with my course, so I'll let you know then, I could just stay for a while after the school stuff is over!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Mynah on 15 Nov 2010, 14:32
The other night I had a Tilt (which is pretty much the same thing as Four Loko) and was wandering around my suite cuddling with random people and trying to eat my license.  Then I passed out on the couch while playing Scott Pilgrim.  I think I'm a lightweight, you guys.

Anyway, my suitemates were highly amused by my behavior, and so they are out at the store buying a metric shit ton of Four Loko so we can all get completely smashed together.  This should be fun.  And by fun I mean an absolutely terrible idea.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: valley_parade on 15 Nov 2010, 14:49
May, you'll be with our family. There are literally no people in Norway who drink less, except for people who don't drink at all. You're safe!

She's regretting to tell you that you'll end up having to sit cross-legged in front of a webcam while wearing the t-shirt of a hardcore punk band.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: mberan42 on 15 Nov 2010, 20:12
At what stage of drunkenness do you need to be at to post a comment on the best friend of your ex-girlfriend's facebook status when said ex-girlfriend has liked said status and you actually have something to say about said best friend's status even though it deals with Angry Birds because you know said ex-girlfriend with see the comment one posts?

Secondly, can I get that drunk and still wake up at 7.30a to go to work tomorrow, give a large presentation, and not be hungover and want to kill myself?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: KickThatBathProf on 15 Nov 2010, 23:18
they just drive around listening to raps and shooting all the jobs

missed this a while back but is that from Archer?

man that is a show
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Patrick on 16 Nov 2010, 01:07
I'm sober

God I can't fucking wait until pay day
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Mynah on 16 Nov 2010, 07:26
Holy goddamn, 4loko.  We pretty much had a giant makeout fest in the living room, it was intense.  I'm surprised my head doesn't hurt more this morning, but I somehow got up for my 8am class and am more awake than usual.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: JimmyJazz on 16 Nov 2010, 08:27
Since I just turned in my epic term paper for my History of Korea class/aced my Astronomy exam/fuck rainstorms,  I've decided to give myself the rest of the day off and smoke Purple Kush while listening to the entire Spacemen 3 discography

Fuck yea this is awesome
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Barmymoo on 16 Nov 2010, 12:50
they just drive around listening to raps and shooting all the jobs

missed this a while back but is that from Archer?

man that is a show

I read that as The Archers (http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/archers/two_minute_guide.shtml) and was very confused.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: sean on 17 Nov 2010, 00:09
oh dear god.

so tonight i was told there was a party. so i drank a 4loko+a bunch of jello shots and a magic hat. then i went home and smoked two bowls of what is called "granddaddy kush" and oh dear god i am so fucked up right now. jesus shit.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: sean on 17 Nov 2010, 00:09
seriously holy fuck i am so fucked up. how am i typing this well?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: öde on 17 Nov 2010, 07:47
Ate two handfuls of shrooms last night, much fun ensued!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: sean on 17 Nov 2010, 07:54
ow ow ow ow my head ow ow ow ow shit
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Patrick on 17 Nov 2010, 12:21
Sean the only thing you'll feel smoking Granddaddy Kush is 'disappointment', not 'high'. That strain is miserable. It tastes like shit, it does nothing at all, and as if that's not bad enough, I paid $20 for a 1.2g and I could've easily bought 1.6 of Sugar and been on my ass for a week.

All you felt was the booze, son. Find a better dealer.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 17 Nov 2010, 12:49
Patrick, that's not necessarily true.

First off, you have no way of knowing that the "Granddaddy Kush" you bought actually was that strain unless you got it from a licensed dispensary or someone who has a licensed connect.

Secondly, the name doesn't mean anywhere near as much as the cultivating and harvesting, and your shit could've easily been harvested too late, which would've ruined an otherwise awesome strain.

There's a lot of variables.  A name really means the least out of all of them.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: sean on 17 Nov 2010, 13:27
not gonna lie, my only complaint with that weed, regardless if it was granddaddy kush or not, was that it burned a lil too fast. other than that though it was fine and i got stoned.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 17 Nov 2010, 13:30
That's something you can fix just by being a bit more conscientious about how you prepare it.  Get better at rolling joints, use a grinder, corner your bowls carefully, smoke slowly without wasting any ... just be more aware about how you're doing things and you'll be better at getting the most out of it.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 17 Nov 2010, 15:30
Yeah, dawg, it's all in the technique...I may take up to 15 minutes to pack a bowl, but you can be damn sure it'll pull nice and last a while.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: sean on 17 Nov 2010, 15:32
you see, i do that too, and i can pack a mean fucking bowl. this was just fast fuckin burning weed, trust me. there was no getting around that.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: johnny5 on 17 Nov 2010, 16:32
giving this fourloko a try before it gets banned or whatever. i stumbled to the counter spilling 3 fourlokos (3 for 6 bucks) saying 'YES I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING'

on the first one, fruit punch, it's horrible. but i actually felt buzzed like halfway through
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: sean on 17 Nov 2010, 16:57
oh, 4loko advice: orange is not that nasty
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 17 Nov 2010, 17:41
Jens has the right idea
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 17 Nov 2010, 22:38
I too am singing a swan song for the esteemed fourloko, trying out the lemon-lime for the first time, and probably the last. Also I'm high as shit on some plain ol' mexican brick weed (we went for quantity tonight) and its making me fucked up as balls. Also, when my friend saw that fourloko was losing the caffeine, he texted me and said "okay we'll either drink 5-hour energy shots or an Amp along with it or just learn how to make jaeger bombs or something" and I had to laugh to myself a bit. We are now both fucked. up.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Lunchbox on 18 Nov 2010, 04:43
i love you guys
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: squawk on 18 Nov 2010, 05:28
on roxicodone right now, fucking wonderful. i split it with coke a few hours ago and played the first level of starfox so perfectly, i was really confused. but then it got really boring so we switched to mariokart and beasted that shit.

it is 5:27 AM so i'm gonna sleep (nap) then go to class still feeling all nice and then studyyyyyyy!! the itchies are getting to me though, and i don't really like the synthetic side effects--the nausea wavers and it's bothersome but not too much
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: sean on 18 Nov 2010, 07:03
dude, good luck!

from what i know about dmt, a waterpipe should do just fine, as long as you have some weed or ashes on the bottom layer. and dont let the flame touch the dmt, just let it chill above. happy tripping!

speaking of tripping may shroom again next week, which would be chill cause the past two times ive tripped was acid.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: scarred on 18 Nov 2010, 13:52
oh god

got extremely silly off of box wine and 4 loko last night. they are now illegal (i still have one in my fridge).
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: squawk on 18 Nov 2010, 22:21
seventeen hours later: my body is really mad at me
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 19 Nov 2010, 07:16
DMT soon if stuff works out  :psyduck:

prolly going to use a waterpipe, that's what my friends did. people here! suggestions?

That shit is actually REALLY hard to smoke correctly.  Technically the best thing to use is a freebase (read: crack/meth) pipe (http://forums.mycotopia.net/attachments/polls/157021d1265865872-dmt-overdose-disney-journey-11022010656.jpg).  There isn't really a decent comparison between this method and any of the others because it's just so, so much easier this way.  The reason it's so difficult isn't just the trickiness of getting the flame right ... it's the fact that DMT vapor is straight up fucking nasty and really hard for your lungs to deal with, and holding the hit in for as long as possible is extremely important.  It tastes like burning plastic ass but you really need to get a lot of it into your lungs in a short amount of time and hold it there as long as possible, or else you won't even be able to successfully try again until at least an hour later.  Without a freebase pipe, the difficulty of managing the flame is hard enough as it is and makes getting a good hit or two that much harder.

If you can't find a place that will sell you a freebase pipe (which would not surprise me in the slightest), you'll still get a decent DMT experience from just throwing it in a normal bowl with some weed or ashes, but you won't get the most out of it and it'll be more difficult to get the really good-sized hits that you need in order to really break through.  Also, that bowl will have DMT residue in it afterwards, which means you should probably not allow anyone you're not extremely good friends with to smoke out of it for quite a few bowl packs afterwards, because getting ambushed by machine elves when all you wanted was to smoke some weed out of your friend's bowl is probably not cool at all.

on roxicodone right now, fucking wonderful. i split it with coke a few hours ago

Don't make this a habit.  Seriously.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 19 Nov 2010, 09:03
I don't have any confirmation on this, but my intuition is that filtering the vapor through water would just cause it to condense early and you'd only get a fraction of the vapor because the rest would get stuck in the water or on the inside walls of the pipe chamber.  It might not be a significant effect, of course.  Still, the only way to know you're doing it right is to use a straight up freebase pipe, or make The Machine (http://www.bluelight.ru/vb/showpost.php?p=4928734&postcount=31), which apparently allows for unparalleled efficiency.  (It's basically just a 50mL Hennessey bottle with a hole in the bottom and steel wool stuffed into the neck, I've never tried it but apparently it works great.)
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: squawk on 19 Nov 2010, 11:20
I will not. it was terrible.

But fun!

yet still terrible
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: vegkitkat on 19 Nov 2010, 20:46
We had our chemistry formal tonight.  I drank a bunch of wine and won a cake.  Fuck yeah!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Wasteroo on 19 Nov 2010, 22:12
just smoked a lot of with a friend to recover from this morning's breakup! feelin' good! this weed has made me hell of jittery now though
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Wasteroo on 19 Nov 2010, 22:24
wait shit I have homework tonight  :psyduck:
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Allybee on 19 Nov 2010, 23:48
after blazing and seeing scott pilgrim on the big screen again(!), got drunk and danced. then spent a while explaining to the boy that has a crush on my best friend (that she also has a crush on) that he needs to ask her out. then I watched them make out on the dance floor. on one hand, I'm ecstatic cause I was hoping this would happen and she's wonderful and she completely deserves it.

on the other hand, I'm jealous. fuck. gonna go to bed now...
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Patrick on 20 Nov 2010, 00:58
First off, you have no way of knowing that the "Granddaddy Kush" you bought actually was that strain unless you got it from a licensed dispensary or someone who has a licensed connect.

This is the only part of yr post I can reasonably defend myself against. One of my uncles (not saying which) is a licensed farmer. He has never had any luck growing Granddaddy Kush. Very nearly everything else he's grown has been infinitely easier to get crystal-coated buds out of. The rest of what you said is true, and I gotta work on being less of a know-it-all prick.

Also, re. FourLoko: Last night was a night of three beers, a can of grape Loko, and several fatty rips off a bong. I have never before been blackout drunk. Apparently I passed out on the floor very early. Woke up several hours later to urinate, and I mistook my friend's closet for the bathroom. Fortunately I hadn't so much as unbuckled my belt before I was stopped. Quoth drunken Patrick: "Oh holy dog dick U.S.A. with a stinky cunt, why the fuck, so much... fuckin'... oh man, I'm so fuck-sorry. Shit, DRUGS MAN." Captured on my friend's mobile phone, he mercifully deleted it after playing it a good five times upon my waking.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: KharBevNor on 20 Nov 2010, 07:14
I love how seriously some people take weed. Not in like a mocking way, like I am pleased to an extent that you guys exist, and have your strange little autistic ways. Like, I can roll a joint fine (I smoke roll-ups anyway) and I have a little bong and a grinder. I don't give a shit what the weed's called though. Obviously I can tell good from bad, but as long as it gets you stoned it's not too essential. Unlike alcohol, I don't think anyone really smokes weed for any purpose other than to get monged off their tits.

I cannot withdraw any money from my bank account for some reason. I am going to use the last £18 I have in my possession to stock up on a week and a half's worth of dry goods from Lidl and a small pouch of GV, then I'm going to smoke at least 50% of my stash and write some more DISSERTASHUNS. Then I shall make a stew! I may even buy some mushrooms to put in it, if I have the funds.

Might have some more cider upstairs as well, good times! (Bad times?)
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Dollface on 21 Nov 2010, 12:36
oh hey guess whos drunk .....

i am so hows things?
are they good i saw that scott pilgrim movie so im awesome right? yes?
my thisgs hasbeen good and im happier than ever and now im goof
if you want to catsh me il shall be at esso cas stations
now i shall write fan fic iabout this boy forum

jordan:no! not there
while his yelss eccoed when gokart ride over him and jesus jerkedoff with winne the pohh
then laptop slammed pandas and yelled " APPLES AND PIES" james bond shooted everyone

BAM BAD BUM
yelled cheesse while i ate it but it was good one so all was good then eric apeared so i chased it and whe had chase but in the end he escaped from me andi still think hes the stephen fry .

Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: johnny5 on 21 Nov 2010, 23:56
split a handle of gin with a friend. don't feel drunk. might be the tar we smoked earlier. bleh i still can't get the taste out
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: scarred on 22 Nov 2010, 00:40
drunk on whiskey for the 2nd night in a rowwww
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Ballard on 22 Nov 2010, 01:41
Pleasantly stoned in bed. Been a while since I did this.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: abadname on 23 Nov 2010, 21:55
Let's talk about Three Philosophers and why it's amazing and why I love drinking it.  I have one aging for the birth of my first child (!!).  Could be drinking it fairly soon since I'm getting married in 199 days (!!!!)
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: A Wet Helmet on 24 Nov 2010, 16:27
Classy yourself up on the cheap!  This is some seriously amazing wine for about ten bucks a bottle.   Find some and drink it.

(http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk232/Braindrool/1049465x.jpg)
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Patrick on 25 Nov 2010, 10:59
I'm still fucked up from a blunt two nights ago.

See, what happened was my friends decided to roll a Frankenblunt. By that, I mean they took their saved up roaches out of their freezer, opened them up, stuck the heavily resinated weed in a grinder and COVERED it all in kief, and then rolled a blunt out of it.

Oh my fucking god I still can't remember the first two hours of work yesterday
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: scarred on 25 Nov 2010, 19:10
fairly happy off of wine and irish coffee. also painfully full. i love thanksgiving.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Aurjay on 25 Nov 2010, 19:40
I'm still fucked up from a blunt two nights ago.

 they took their saved up roaches out of their freezer, opened them up, stuck the heavily resinated weed in a grinder and COVERED it all in kief, and then rolled a blunt out of it.
Reminds me of when we use to take a pipe like this (http://media.grasscity.com/media/catalog/product/cache/4/image/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/jjhk84.jpg) put screens on both ends of the chamber and put a piece of bud in the middle. Smoke out of the pipe for a few weeks getting the weed in the middle nice and resiny before taking it out and smoking it. Chamber bud was always the best bud
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Ballard on 25 Nov 2010, 22:25
So many gin and tonics with Thanksgiving lunch and dinner today. And some scotch. And some egg nog.

Dranksgiving.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: sean on 26 Nov 2010, 21:52
oh dear

went to hang in dc today, wound up getting stoned and drunk off my goddamn ass. oh god my brain
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 27 Nov 2010, 01:24
a drunk friday poem

drinking scotch and smoking joints

all the pretty girls have boyfriends

so many weirdos at my house

 :psyduck:
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 27 Nov 2010, 05:11
2 minutes of silence followed by an unwritable vocalization
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: sean on 01 Dec 2010, 13:51
oh god

last night i had two of this terrifying substance (http://www.anheuser-busch.com/images/brandScroll/tilt.jpg). it has completely ravaged my body today oh my god this is horrible.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: öde on 01 Dec 2010, 13:57
Listening to Tom Lehrer drunk is the best.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: pwhodges on 01 Dec 2010, 14:38
Tom Lehrer drunk is the best.

FYP
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: blanktom on 02 Dec 2010, 09:22
Ackblom12 and Papersatan, you have made me struggled to type.

It's like only 5.20 pm here but I figured 'Hey, how bad can this 4Loko be?' and opened the Fruit Punch can. It tastes awful, so I put like 30ml of Cherry schnapps in it. I feel shitty drunk. What the Hell.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: blanktom on 02 Dec 2010, 10:35
DOUBLE POST

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUBgx-4B7fc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUBgx-4B7fc)

Thats a video of me attempting to document my findings. This stuff is fascinating.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Papersatan on 02 Dec 2010, 11:07
I'm so glad you are enjoying it :)
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Post by: valley_parade on 02 Dec 2010, 11:09
Oh god Kat what did you do?! He put MORE alcohol in it.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: blanktom on 02 Dec 2010, 11:37
I am on my last can.

EDIT; I danced pretty terribly to a song. I have forgotten what song it was, but I am pretty sure I love it.

Consider this a warning.

And just to givethe entire world some perspective, I am exactly, 6' tall, I weigh about 14 stone, and I am pretty healthy. I used to be able to drink like several doubles of gin/whisky or like 6/7 pints of decent cider and still remain in decent control. Honestly, if its worth anything, it's definitely the caffeine. I dont do well with caffeine. So this has totalled me.

I recommend it to EVERYONE.

Here is the video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxlIG2K1NgY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxlIG2K1NgY)
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Thomas Edison on 02 Dec 2010, 21:18
It's 5ish in the morn and I have just crawled into bed, my Malaysian roommate got incredibly drunk and creepydanced with every pretty girl at voodoo and it was hilarious.

I haven't spent a single penny tonight but i'm still off my rocker.

This is how you do university.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: sean on 02 Dec 2010, 21:48
AH

DRUNK
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: JimmyJazz on 03 Dec 2010, 01:30
drink the remainder of 4loko night was a SUCCESS I must say
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: sean on 03 Dec 2010, 10:50
whoa!

so about twenty minutes ago, i ate two hits of pretty strong acid. im now sitting here drinking tea and spinning do make say think.

i think its gonna be a good day.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: sean on 03 Dec 2010, 12:37
dudes

its snowing here. and im tripping.

best day
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: nufan on 03 Dec 2010, 14:30
Friends and I are waiting for a proper full on snow day (I live in Britain, where it's snowed but sort of pathetically like it can't really be arsed) so we can get together and do acid/mushrooms and wander round our town. I literally cannot wait.

Also, Cusquena is the best lager ever. Fact.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: pwhodges on 03 Dec 2010, 15:11
Britain, where it's snowed but sort of pathetically like it can't really be arsed

Depends where - Oxford, where I live, has had only a teeny bit of snow; but in Guildford, where my wife works in the university, the campus has been totally shut down for two days by it.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Barmymoo on 03 Dec 2010, 15:37
I am going to Guildford for New Year! As long as the snow is not on the train tracks I am happy for it to be heavy there, it will be fun.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: nufan on 03 Dec 2010, 17:18
Britain, where it's snowed but sort of pathetically like it can't really be arsed

Depends where - Oxford, where I live, has had only a teeny bit of snow; but in Guildford, where my wife works in the university, the campus has been totally shut down for two days by it.

Hertfordshire, where it has snowed enough to keep the ice on the pavements but not enough to properly get out and build snowmen.

Also: DRUNK YAY
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Johnny C on 04 Dec 2010, 00:21
i'm not drunk but this is the thread to show this off

(http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/2721/photo307z.jpg)

2 oz. jim beam (home-spiced w/ cinnamon, roasted nutmeg & vanilla bean)
homemade brandied cherry
homemade candied ginger

i'm an amateur drink mixer and im outclassing the fuck out of y'all. step your games up
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Dimmukane on 04 Dec 2010, 12:31
On a similar note, does anyone here know of a good place to order hops/malts from?  Gonna try and see if I can make a decent Belgian dark in a Mr. Beer kit.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: KickThatBathProf on 04 Dec 2010, 13:32
On a similar note to Johnny, but much less classy, my friends and I formed what we think is a new shot.

1/3 creme de banana
1/3 irish cream (we used Bailey's)
1/3 coffee liqueur (Kahlua)

It tasted delicious and came about because a bar had creme de banana and one of us said "what the fuck can you make with creme de banana"
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Allybee on 04 Dec 2010, 23:28
all about the cider and rum.

all not about the pathetic saturday night ending in reading ethnography alone in my bed. really, world, I couldn't do better than this?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: squawk on 04 Dec 2010, 23:34
la la la la vicodin. i am going to sleep
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Allybee on 04 Dec 2010, 23:44
anna no more drugs
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Johnny C on 04 Dec 2010, 23:51
all about the cider and rum.

all not about the pathetic saturday night ending in reading ethnography alone in my bed. really, world, I couldn't do better than this?

ok this taps into something i'm seriously concerned about which is that my friends are planning a new year's eve party in an apartment that's just going to have me + one other dude + probably four couples and like i love my friends and love hanging out with them but honestly the part where the new year happens and eight people in loving relationships are going to kiss while i feel like ive spent a year in personal & emotional stasis along with borderline total sexual isolation is going to be absolutely hellish
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Johnny C on 04 Dec 2010, 23:57
how do i explain to my friends that every night i actually dont go out and instead hang out with them watching movies or whatever in one of their fucking downtown apartments like a few blocks away from the bar that all the other people i know are at feels like one more night where my youth & my chance to connect with another human person in an intimate manner falls ineffably into the past
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Johnny C on 04 Dec 2010, 23:58
saturday night. what are yall doing. im drinkig
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Runs_With_Scissors on 05 Dec 2010, 00:04
I am on so many antibiotics and painkillers. All taken with Mike's Hard because we ran out of juice and I don't trust the water.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: StaedlerMars on 05 Dec 2010, 03:52
i need some eggs or something because, goddamn hangover.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: calenlass on 05 Dec 2010, 04:37
I am on so many antibiotics and painkillers. All taken with Mike's Hard because we ran out of juice and I don't trust the water.


Antibiotics and booze do not actually affect one another. The warning on the label is left over from when antibiotics were first given to syphilis patients in an attempt to get them to keep it in their pants while they were still contagious during the first week of treatment.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: pwhodges on 05 Dec 2010, 05:22
It's not as simple as that...
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: schimmy on 05 Dec 2010, 05:42
But Stephen Fry said so!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: calenlass on 05 Dec 2010, 06:57
goddammit I was going to say that
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Allybee on 05 Dec 2010, 08:15
how do i explain to my friends that every night i actually dont go out and instead hang out with them watching movies or whatever in one of their fucking downtown apartments like a few blocks away from the bar that all the other people i know are at feels like one more night where my youth & my chance to connect with another human person in an intimate manner falls ineffably into the past

whatever, I'm probably not going to go out on new years. maybe it's cause now I don't really celebrate christmas OR hanukkah (I feel like some kind of holiday-less freak...) but I keep thinking about places where I could spend new years and it's just not working out. so just go to the bar?

also, staedlermars, prairie oysters
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Johnny C on 05 Dec 2010, 09:04
whatever, I'm probably not going to go out on new years. maybe it's cause now I don't really celebrate christmas OR hanukkah (I feel like some kind of holiday-less freak...) but I keep thinking about places where I could spend new years and it's just not working out. so just go to the bar?

i mean if i go anywhere else it's either going to be a) a house party or b) a punk rock show like i've done a couple of new year's eves and more specifically like last year's where i didn't get really depressed afterward. mostly those posts were about how four of the people i spend most of my time with have been in serious relationships for several years and explicitly prefer to stay in and watch movies or w/e instead of going out in even semi-public and some of the time it's a complete fucking drag and they aren't even cognizant of how much of a drag it is
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Johnny C on 05 Dec 2010, 09:05
this is coming from a dude who sometimes plays xbox on friday nights
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: David_Dovey on 05 Dec 2010, 09:21
THE HORROR
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Joseph on 05 Dec 2010, 09:51
I am on so many antibiotics and painkillers. All taken with Mike's Hard because we ran out of juice and I don't trust the water.


Antibiotics and booze do not actually affect one another. The warning on the label is left over from when antibiotics were first given to syphilis patients in an attempt to get them to keep it in their pants while they were still contagious during the first week of treatment.

Totally depends on what type of antibiotics though. Some do mix badly, and aside from the internet I have terrible teenage (sort of) memories to back this up.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Ozymandias on 05 Dec 2010, 10:38
I guess this was last night for me

(http://pretentiousgamer.com/etc/loko.PNG)
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: tHEfOOL on 05 Dec 2010, 10:46
Here is a drink that is easy to make and tastes pretty good! It is called A Pint Of Whisky. You take one part whisky to two parts whisky. With these measures, fill a pint glass.

Enjoy!
i agree completley, except replace whiskey with RUM

I am on so many antibiotics and painkillers. All taken with Mike's Hard because we ran out of juice and I don't trust the water.


Antibiotics and booze do not actually affect one another. The warning on the label is left over from when antibiotics were first given to syphilis patients in an attempt to get them to keep it in their pants while they were still contagious during the first week of treatment.
that is such bs, there are some antibiotics that do react rather poorly with alcohol, my friend was hanging out with his girl once and she was on some anti-depressants and she started drinking, she had 1 beer and couldn't stand up anymore. normally takes a lot more than that to do that to her
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Ozymandias on 05 Dec 2010, 10:47
Antibiotics != antidepressants
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: tHEfOOL on 05 Dec 2010, 11:34
yeah and i had wooping cough about a year ago and was on the antibiotics for it, and those didn't react too well either
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Runs_With_Scissors on 05 Dec 2010, 12:16

I am on so many antibiotics and painkillers. All taken with Mike's Hard because we ran out of juice and I don't trust the water.


Antibiotics and booze do not actually affect one another. The warning on the label is left over from when antibiotics were first given to syphilis patients in an attempt to get them to keep it in their pants while they were still contagious during the first week of treatment.
that is such bs, there are some antibiotics that do react rather poorly with alcohol, my friend was hanging out with his girl once and she was on some anti-depressants and she started drinking, she had 1 beer and couldn't stand up anymore. normally takes a lot more than that to do that to her

The night ended with me eating an entire container of roast beef, being really loopy, and trying to explain to my room mates that I really did only drink half of a drink and wasn't doing shots while they were at work. Never repeating that sequence of events again.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: squawk on 05 Dec 2010, 13:29
So I took four vicodins at 8:30 last night and was feelin them from like 9:30 onwards which was pretty fun then I got super sleepy and went to bed at midnight, and then suddenly they hit me really hard at like 2 AM in bed which was super fun and weird.

Yay for not dying!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: sean on 05 Dec 2010, 13:51
okay guys so this is how my friday went, because i was not sober for basically any of it.

around 1 30 i ate two hits of acid. i came up in my room spinnin cool tracks off my laptop and getting weirded out cause my room was breathing. after a while i decided to have a cigarette and when i walked out side it was flurring a little bit and i was completely overwhelmed with the beauty of the world and it was amazing. then once i went inside, i got this really weird prank call from a friend asking why i was fucking his girlfriend and that he was gonna fight me. i was really scared. i got him to admit he was prank calling and then i told him i was tripping balls and he apologized profusely. then i sat around my room for a while longer and got really freaked out by being alone so i decide to go to this house where my roommates and practices. there i just sat around as his band practiced and i was basically like lol wut. after they finished practicing we went to the dining hall on campus and that was also really really scary. then we went back to our apartment and went to go hang out with this girl and her friend who i barely knew but they were really nice people and i had a nice time with them drinkin a lil and smokin a lil. after that i met up with MOAR FRIENDS and went to this place called the castle where i then got drunk as hell. after that me and my MOAR FRIENDS drove up to hagerstown where ANOTHER FRAND lives and we drank at her house until morning, watched the sunrise in a tower on the antitem battlefield, made way too many inside jokes, and i black out and acted completely fucking ridicioulsy. then i slept until it was nighttime on saturday.

so yeah friday was the most epic day.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: calenlass on 05 Dec 2010, 15:40
Antibiotics and booze do not actually affect one another. The warning on the label is left over from when antibiotics were first given to syphilis patients in an attempt to get them to keep it in their pants while they were still contagious during the first week of treatment.
that is such bs, there are some antibiotics that do react rather poorly with alcohol, my friend was hanging out with his girl once and she was on some anti-depressants and she started drinking, she had 1 beer and couldn't stand up anymore. normally takes a lot more than that to do that to her

i don't even


how did you



who what?




huagblhuagblhuagblhuagblhuagbl
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Lunchbox on 05 Dec 2010, 15:46
yeah and i had wooping cough about a year ago and was on the antibiotics for it, and those didn't react too well either

Perhaps because you were already really sick with whooping cough when you drank the booze?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: calenlass on 05 Dec 2010, 15:47
Edit: Man, whooping cough is kind of serious, what the shit, dude? You seem to make some interesting decisions with regard to your physical well-being.

Anti-depressants, anti-psychotics, ADHD stimulants, and mood stabilisers are all very very bad to take with alcohol. Do not take them with alcohol.

Also, I am going to guess that the antibiotics thing has more to do with the direct chemical interaction. Like, I would guess that, in a lab, funny things don't happen when you mix them. However, people are all different and unique, so the ways in which your body processes and absorbs the drugs might mean that you feel something that people never reported in the drug trials.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Gemmwah on 05 Dec 2010, 15:56
Britain, where it's snowed but sort of pathetically like it can't really be arsed

blah blah snow

Hertfordshire

wut.

also there are a couple of booze/pharmaceutical combinations that can really fuck up your liver. and yay no booze for me for 5 months because of my anti-depressants wooooooo.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: tHEfOOL on 05 Dec 2010, 16:43
Edit: Man, whooping cough is kind of serious, what the shit, dude? You seem to make some interesting decisions with regard to your physical well-being.

it also makes your throught feel like it's got a sunburn, thus the booze to numb the endless pain

edit* oohhh i has a star now  :psyduck:
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: calenlass on 05 Dec 2010, 16:47
Yeah, I feel like dehydrating yourself and sapping the nutrients from your exhausted body with which it is trying to both repair itself and fight a war is probably not the best solution, and also probably was why the alcohol affected you so much.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: tHEfOOL on 05 Dec 2010, 16:52
it was only 1 shot of whiskey mixed with some warm honey
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Barmymoo on 08 Dec 2010, 07:49
Hot water with honey and ginger is much more sensible.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: tHEfOOL on 08 Dec 2010, 16:09
i hate ginger, and water for that mater; when i need hydration badly i just drink gatorade, mix it myself from the GIANT container of powder from SAM's
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: bainidhe_dub on 08 Dec 2010, 17:39
I candyflipped bananas

I just opened this thread to new posts and this was on the page and now I want to try caramelizing some banana slices with lots of brown sugar. Which I am 99% sure is not what you did but that sounds pretty good don't you think? I am just drinking Woodchuck cider but my brain is already fried from work (see the Letters to Strangers thread) and my power bill says I have a $14 credit but my bank says they still haven't cashed the check I sent for November but this bill just skips straight from October to December and I am confused.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 08 Dec 2010, 20:35
Heehee.  "Candyflipping" is slang for combining LSD with MDMA.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Gemmwah on 08 Dec 2010, 23:49
dear god that sounds fun
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 09 Dec 2010, 00:48
I had to post this picture somewhere and this seems like the place.

I've seen some works of art when it comes to rolling marijuana into smokable forms.  I saw a guy braid 3 joints together once with my own eyes.  But this ... this is unfuckwithable mastery.

I give you: the Loch Ness Blunt.

(http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g172/christalltall/1291787142153.jpg)

(I'm not familiar with the perpetrator of this exquisite crime, I just found the picture on the internet, but I really wish I knew whoever it was so I could shake their hand.)
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: sean on 09 Dec 2010, 09:57
 :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck:
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: David_Dovey on 09 Dec 2010, 10:01
Holy fuvking shtz
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: sean on 09 Dec 2010, 10:05
i refuse to believe that thing smokes
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Thomas Edison on 09 Dec 2010, 10:18
I did MDMA with a good friend for the first time Tuesday.

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1357.snc4/162927_1611760507468_1639945735_1418985_4872330_n.jpg)

And then a group of drunk friends bumped into us whilst we were in the middle of an adventure.

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs419.ash2/69726_1611749107183_1639945735_1418973_3623740_n.jpg)


One of the best nights I've had.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Ballard on 09 Dec 2010, 10:31
Holy shit that thing.

Also Ryan, I wanna party with you. You know how to do things properly.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Thomas Edison on 09 Dec 2010, 10:45
Gene, I will go to New York just to party with you.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: sean on 09 Dec 2010, 14:48
hey guys

can uh...

can i come?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: october1983 on 09 Dec 2010, 16:54
I am fucking angry drunk. Fuck this fucking country and tyhe fucking cunts that run it fuck those guys so hard dicks.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: KickThatBathProf on 09 Dec 2010, 18:50
Let's all have a "Go Party in New York Cuz Shane is There" Party
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Toba on 09 Dec 2010, 19:42
sip
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Nodaisho on 09 Dec 2010, 19:48
hey guys

can uh...

can i come?
This post is so much better if you think of it as T-rex saying it.
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Post by: Finin on 09 Dec 2010, 21:01
(http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/5448/2klc.jpg)
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: StaedlerMars on 10 Dec 2010, 03:23
aawwwwww shi-


(i am so hungover and lost my wallet and god fucking damnit)
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: scarred on 10 Dec 2010, 13:44
that pokeweed is beautiful and genius.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Ballard on 10 Dec 2010, 14:18
Let's all have a "Go Party in New York Cuz Shane is There" Party

Shane lives in suburban Massachusetts dogg.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: ummmkay on 10 Dec 2010, 17:09
rum and cherry dr pepper yuummmmmmmm

sure hope the on call phone doesn't ring tonight 'cause i will probably keep drinking yes that sounds good
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Caleb on 10 Dec 2010, 18:27
Drymouth!

I choose YOU!


I have been drinking:

http://www.magichat.net/howl

http://www.magichat.net/elixirs/circus_boy

and some Sam Adams.

Times are temporary good!

(http://i516.photobucket.com/albums/u330/Dreamcastguy/IMG_20101210_202935-1.jpg)

Ladies?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Dazed on 10 Dec 2010, 22:16
went bereavement drinking with fellow student musicians/friends/former student musicians.

am in weird mood now
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Elizzybeth on 10 Dec 2010, 23:15
Bought my boyfriend an MFLB (http://www.magic-flight.com/) (matchbox-sized battery-powered vaporizer) for the holidays and it arrived today.

I have not been high in, like, 6 months, and I have never used a vape.  It feels pretty different from smoking...  I think I like it a lot, lot better.  Everything I enjoy about being high without the smell, the heaviness, or the awful aching lungs feeling.

In related news, I am baking white chocolate macadamia nut cookies.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Allybee on 10 Dec 2010, 23:38
shig
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Metope on 11 Dec 2010, 04:50
Shoved a hippie guy so he fell over, told a nice Swedish man to fuck off for no good reason, watched a fight, had gross drunk food, lost my phone, lost my card holder with debit card, credit card, lost my expensive lipstick.


Fuck.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: StaedlerMars on 11 Dec 2010, 06:22
Hey sounds your acclimatizing well to Glasgow!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Metope on 11 Dec 2010, 06:47
Yeah, I now have 20 pounds to last me till I get to Norway on Monday, and I have to buy a bus ticket to get to Edinburgh Airport. I'll go ask the people at the venue if someone found my cards and phone later tonight when they open tonight, and if they don't have them I'll cancel my cards and order new ones. Checked the balance online and no money is missing, so that's good at least!

Oh, and later I remembered I also tried to make out with my friend, but him being a very nice guy and not very drunk he just pushed me to the side, shook his head and walked away. Why am I such an asshat when drunk, I'm never drinking again.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Allybee on 11 Dec 2010, 07:43
woah don't really remember typing that. but remember feeling that. kris, that sux, but maybe someone nice will find and return your things. also this:


http://www.magichat.net/elixirs/circus_boy


is my roommate's favorite beer so we drink it a lot. so light and delicious mmm
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: David_Dovey on 11 Dec 2010, 09:21
Shoved a hippie guy so he fell over

o/
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Metope on 11 Dec 2010, 09:25
\o
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Metope on 11 Dec 2010, 09:56
I also have a vague memory of telling him his dreads were ugly. Why was I so rude and violent last night? That's not like me at all! To be fair he stepped on my feet and laughed about it, and his dreads were in fact very ugly.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Johnny C on 11 Dec 2010, 09:56
getting cranked on mead tonight. kris, hippies are shit
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Metope on 11 Dec 2010, 11:01
Okay, my friend Sam just told me on facebook my phone is in his flat, and no one knows how it ended up there. Two minutes after the initial 'huh that's weird, I wonder how that happened', memories of me making out with Sam's gross flatmate Chris comes back to me and oh my god this is insane, why do I do so many stupid things! Now I have to go to Sam's place and risk running into Chris oh godddd
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: ummmkay on 11 Dec 2010, 11:21
one might say you're heading to an awkward makeout zone

:D
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: pwhodges on 11 Dec 2010, 11:34
getting cranked on mead tonight. kris, hippies are shit

My brother drove back from his honeymoon on Devon with a small keg of mead in the car.  It had a leak, and the car smelt of it for months.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: greenMonkey on 11 Dec 2010, 21:07
Soooooo deliciously crossfaded.  Got smoked out by my friend, first time I've smoked in months.  Tasty weed and tasty beers.  Went to a concert of one of my college's all-female a cappella groups, watched beautiful girls in deliciously short skirts sing good songs (whilst I was high off my ass).  Excellent night.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: sean on 11 Dec 2010, 22:03
sometimes i get really drunk

and then sometimes i get really sad.

oh my god i am so sad.

im gonna get more drunk now
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: vegkitkat on 11 Dec 2010, 23:07
Just came back from an engagement party. I can't believe I'm old enough to go to those parties.


Nevertheless, so much fun. Everybody brought different liquors and just mixed up a ton of drinks.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: abadname on 11 Dec 2010, 23:11
Mephistopheles and Trois Pistoles.  Doesn't take much to get drunk.  fuuuuuck
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Metope on 12 Dec 2010, 07:43
Kris' hangover adventures are coming to an end!

I am actually still a bit hungover from friday, but at least I managed to retrieve all my belongings without any difficulties or awkwardness. My cardholder was in the 'lost and found' pile at the bar I went to, and when I went to pick up my phone, and therefore risked running into my friend Sam's gross flatmate, Sam showed up on the doorstep with my phone, apologized for not inviting me in because he was in a hurry, and the disappeared back inside. No sign of the gross flatmate whatsoever!

He did send me a message on facebook saying 'Yesterday was crazy fun, I somehow ended up with your phone in my pocket though, we should meet up so you'll get it back', but at that point I already had my phone already because Sam is a good friend! Yay!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Dollface on 12 Dec 2010, 08:35
This drink nees some sausace, spoon and booze.


(http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh191/Wondersaunahotpants/th_SDC10519.jpg) (http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh191/Wondersaunahotpants/SDC10519.jpg)

(http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh191/Wondersaunahotpants/th_SDC10520-1.jpg) (http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh191/Wondersaunahotpants/SDC10520-1.jpg)
make that sausace hollow.
(http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh191/Wondersaunahotpants/th_SDC10521.jpg) (http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh191/Wondersaunahotpants/SDC10521.jpg)
pour booze in there
(http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh191/Wondersaunahotpants/th_SDC10532.jpg) (http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh191/Wondersaunahotpants/SDC10532.jpg)
Drink it
(http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh191/Wondersaunahotpants/th_SDC10533.jpg) (http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh191/Wondersaunahotpants/SDC10533.jpg)
then eat the sausace.



Manly drinking is manly.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Johnny C on 12 Dec 2010, 09:53
oh my god sausage shots look so nasty
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: David_Dovey on 12 Dec 2010, 10:27
post/av
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: pwhodges on 12 Dec 2010, 15:35
Drink booze; eat sausage.  Why waste time fiddling around?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Ballard on 12 Dec 2010, 19:04
Holy shit Jussi, your Novembeard makes you look like a ginger Fassbinder.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Johnny C on 13 Dec 2010, 00:45
how do i explain to my friends that every night i actually dont go out and instead hang out with them watching movies or whatever in one of their fucking downtown apartments like a few blocks away from the bar that all the other people i know are at feels like one more night where my youth & my chance to connect with another human person in an intimate manner falls ineffably into the past

this feels like a really mean thing to have written. i'm sorry y'all
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: tania on 13 Dec 2010, 08:52
no, i kind of feel that way when my friends want to go get dinner and drinks at the shitty university pub yet again instead of any of the thousands upon thousands of absolutely incredible places in the city which i still haven't had a chance to see good and proper, and also we all have free bus passes so really why the fuck did they all even move to vancouver because eating a soggy burger that is still cold in the middle is an experience you can have at just about any university in north america
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Joseph on 13 Dec 2010, 09:02
But not on a mountain!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Joseph on 13 Dec 2010, 13:50
Plus there's that whole flying train gizmo at the bottom of the mountain.

You have the laziest friends.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: tania on 13 Dec 2010, 13:53
no, it still sucks

also there is even an express bus that goes straight from the mountain into the city! straight on in there. next semester i will not accept any more excuses from anyone.

also also i deleted my comment cos i decided i wanted to be meaner and now this whole exchange makes no sense, sorry friend
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Patrick on 13 Dec 2010, 14:43
oh god

last night i had two of this terrifying substance (http://www.anheuser-busch.com/images/brandScroll/tilt.jpg). it has completely ravaged my body today oh my god this is horrible.

Oh hey dude I did the same thing two nights ago

It didn't ravage my body anywhere fucking nearly as bad as Loko did, but it still was not a wonderful experience. That said, I was drunk as FUCK that night between one of those things and several shots of Sailor Jerry's swigged straight out of the handle bottle.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Ballard on 13 Dec 2010, 16:34
I've found the effects of Tilt and Joose to be so similar to FourLoko that any perceived differences are negligible. Their inferiority lies in the lack of pop cultural memes we have associated with their names.

P.S. www.legalizeloko.com

(http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/711/legalizelokotshirtrazz.jpg)
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 13 Dec 2010, 17:07
Tilt  :psyduck:

there's a drink I haven't thought about for about five years (i actually thought they stopped making it in like 2006 or something). That was what we drank in highschool because it tasted like....well, not like booze, that's for sure. And it was like a buck for a huge can. two bucks maybe, i forget.


torso pain in a can  :-o
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: tHEfOOL on 13 Dec 2010, 17:18
tilt puts me to sleep, i drink one of em and fall asleep, i wake up about 2 hours later and am like HUH? what happened?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Ballard on 13 Dec 2010, 17:21
Yeah, I have those associations with Sparks. It's what I remember fifteen year olds drinking because it was cheap, easy to get, and didn't taste like alcohol.

When FourLoko originally came out I tossed it under the same umbrella, but then I started hearing stories of grown men falling to their knees in shame upon consuming a single can, and I decided I had to try it.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 13 Dec 2010, 17:32
Sparks! ahah that was the other one I was trying to remember! Came out first but was infinitely more gross tasting than Tilt.


man I haven't thought about highschool in a while. this is bringing all my repressed memories back  :police:
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: sean on 13 Dec 2010, 18:40
tilt makes me poop green. for reals. fuck that shit.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: tHEfOOL on 13 Dec 2010, 19:42
tilt makes me poop green. for reals. fuck that shit.
ok i may sig that, have to decide if it is better than my current sig
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Patrick on 14 Dec 2010, 04:13
Gene that is a pretty fantastic shirt. I almost wanna wear it to a hipster party with my Giants hat on just to see who refuses to talk to me.

I'll wear skinny jeans to make it interesting
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: tHEfOOL on 14 Dec 2010, 18:04
i have been drinking tilt, i am almost finnished with one can and i must say i am pretty messed up
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: bainidhe_dub on 14 Dec 2010, 18:42
I have never heard of Tilt but I will reiterate my unending love for Sailor Jerry's. I was so happy when I moved from PG to MoCo and suddenly magically I could get handles at a clean bright not-sketchy liquor store like half a block away. I am drinking it right now.  :lol: yum
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: sean on 14 Dec 2010, 20:13
i finished finals today! time to drink!

alone :c
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Patrick on 15 Dec 2010, 15:54
I recently had a night where I combined Tilt and Sailor Jerry's. It was merely a coincidence, but that is irrelevant. I was FUCKED UP.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: scarred on 15 Dec 2010, 18:12
speaking of which, have you ever seen a 115-pound already-drunk girl chug half a bottle of sailor jerry's?

it does not end prettily.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: neomang5 on 15 Dec 2010, 22:56
I hate being drunk, but fuck if I'm gonna be sober right now. Whooo White Russians, my delicious alcoholic chocolate milk. I am a wuss so I have had like 3-4 of these suckers, made huge with lots of vodka, a ton of Kahlua and just a smidgen of cream. I feel numb wooo.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Ballard on 16 Dec 2010, 10:08
Guess who's coming to dinner..
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Ballard on 16 Dec 2010, 10:09
(Johnny C. He fucking loves tacos.)
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Dimmukane on 16 Dec 2010, 21:23
Burton Baton and Bitch's Brew are Bangin' Beers

am high they so good
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Johnny C on 16 Dec 2010, 22:51
(Johnny C. He fucking loves tacos.)

how did you what i haven't even posted ever about what is the big idea
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Ballard on 16 Dec 2010, 22:59
(http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/4427/56651bigthumbnail.jpg)
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Patrick on 19 Dec 2010, 11:54
speaking of which, have you ever seen a 115-pound already-drunk girl chug half a bottle of sailor jerry's?

it does not end prettily.

90 pounds, and yes

I was shocked she was even capable of discerning which direction to move her appendages, but during my first party after moving back to Livermore I ran into a friend of mine who is really, really tiny and REALLY REALLY ENERGETIC OH GOD. And after drinking so much she decided she wanted cuddles and wanted them RIGHT THE FUCK NOW so when I said no to laying down on the couch she seriously used both her arms and legs and went straight-up wrap on me, straight reppin' that Ekans shit. It wasn't her sudden weight addition to my back that hurt, so much as the rib crushing. This is why I don't drink with tiny swimmer girls anymore.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: johnny5 on 19 Dec 2010, 22:08
i lost my fantasy football semi final game by .5 points. at stake was a spot in the finals, with the winner taking 700 and the 2nd place taking 400. most i can win now is 150. i have a blunt rolled up for meself and trying to decide what to drink and play
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: scarred on 20 Dec 2010, 00:34
This is why I don't drink with tiny swimmer girls anymore.

I dated one of those! It got weird when the smell of chlorine gave me a semi.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Ballard on 20 Dec 2010, 00:42
If by "weird" you mean "awesome"
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: johnny5 on 20 Dec 2010, 11:19
well after i passed out from the blunt and various highballs, i woke up this morning to see that ESPN had adjusted my score to account for a fumble recovery. I won! Does this call for a celebratory high and drunk state?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: JimmyJazz on 20 Dec 2010, 23:40
There's an eclipse right now and I dropped acid earlier this evening, best decision ever amirite?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Patrick on 21 Dec 2010, 04:14
Lucky, I had to work. Got baked just prior and immediately after, though. Rolled through my department like a boss, too.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: öde on 21 Dec 2010, 06:53
I have no idea how people can work while high. I'm fine after a couple of pints, but half a spliff would make me completely useless.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Ballard on 21 Dec 2010, 13:41
Ugh, for some reason I hate when people refer to acid as "cid"

It just sounds like a retarded fratbro term in the vein of "cold brews" and "sikk bluntz" and shit.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Ballard on 21 Dec 2010, 23:38
Bad example. I had trouble illustrating the sort of bro I meant.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: scarred on 22 Dec 2010, 04:02
drunk on like 5 beers (2 widmer "brrrr"s, 2 sierra nevadas, 1 pbr) and 1 oxford english 40

we call it oxford english because as you drink it, you use bigger and bigger words





or so courtney says






wat
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: pwhodges on 22 Dec 2010, 04:05
No, the words are the same size - it's just the effect of the slurring makes them seem bigger.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: scarred on 22 Dec 2010, 04:12
same difference!

although, while texting her, i used the word "heterogeneous" correctly, in context

my 40 was entirely gone

hmmmmmm
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: A Wet Helmet on 23 Dec 2010, 10:28
So despite the fact that I have metric fuck ton of things to do today, the office was like a ghost town.  I took the opportunity to split at eleven, come home, and pour myself three fingers of Glenlivet.  This should be gone by the time I call in to a conference call in 30 minutes, making work much more interesting for the day.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Gemmwah on 24 Dec 2010, 14:52
Rum. Yesssss. Also I'm aware I shouldn't be drinking now because of my meds but fuckit it's christmas!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Gemmwah on 25 Dec 2010, 07:56
Red wine and ham and turkey and fucking happy food and booze day everyone!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Dazed on 25 Dec 2010, 20:25
Smoked a J with my cousin and watched South Park's Woodland Critter Christmas. It was pretty awesome.

Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: JimmyJazz on 25 Dec 2010, 22:16
Did you mistake the red-eye alcohol warning for a winking-eye alcohol suggestion?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: sean on 26 Dec 2010, 10:13
well i somehow managed to literally drink all day yesterday.  :psyduck:


and now its blizzarding so ill probably wind up drunk at some point today.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Ballard on 26 Dec 2010, 13:33
Sean, we really must party together, plus Ryan.

Why don't you fucks plan to come here for Spring Break or something?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: abadname on 26 Dec 2010, 22:28
Boulevard  BBQ and Sam Adams IPA.  The IPA isn't great and isn't that high alcohol but I"m drunk.  Also I wish i was a better poster so I could feel more at home here.  #drunkenconfessions
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: JimmyJazz on 26 Dec 2010, 22:57
Played this (http://www.arresteddevelopmentblog.com/2008/12/arrested-development-drinking-game/) with my friends tonight and man I'm soo drunk

Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: sean on 29 Dec 2010, 17:15
has anyone ever been so high that first they completely lost their vision because everything blurred out and went dark, and then when they got it back everything was divided up into tiny little diamonds and the world just wouldn't stop spinning at fucking all?

because that was me last night. it was scary. after that part and i got control i felt more like i was tripping instead of stoned. what the fuck?

Sean, we really must party together, plus Ryan.

Why don't you fucks plan to come here for Spring Break or something?

this is a fine idea, i shall look into such a thing.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: scarred on 29 Dec 2010, 21:48
was the weed mixed with anything? because that doesn't sound like weed.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: sean on 29 Dec 2010, 22:43
i know, but i smoked with 6 other people who were all completely fine. so, i have no idea what the fuck happened.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 29 Dec 2010, 23:52
Sounds like you just had really low blood sugar or blood pressure, honestly.  Weed doesn't really fuck with you directly to that extent, but a lack of oxygen in your brain would cause that quite easily.  That kind of thing has happened to me before, generally as a result of hotboxing a small area and sitting/standing with my head in a cloud of smoke for an extended period of time.  However, really any situation that leads to decreased blood flow to your brain could cause that.  The likelihood that you were just "too high" is pretty slim.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Patrick on 30 Dec 2010, 03:01
Quote from: thread title
YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER

Why the fuck would I ever give it a thought. Shrooming. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Ozymandias on 01 Jan 2011, 00:59
Trader Joes' Vitange Ale 2010

Way more alcholic than I xpected

IU love it


SO tasty


SO good


So drunk
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: scarred on 01 Jan 2011, 20:13
rum and whisky and kissing and broken windows and puking and baths and whoa

happy 2011, i am hungover still
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: David_Dovey on 01 Jan 2011, 20:27
I'm probably not legal to drive, that's for sure.

I like scotch and I like that I can drink it for four solid hours and feel fine. I also like that it is delicious.

This Bowmore 12 yo, for instance, tastes like salted caramel and pine nuts and maple syrup and so much peat and a finish that goes for days. Woooo
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: sean on 01 Jan 2011, 23:11
tonight is a good night.

its like 57 and im chillin on my back porch smoking a hookah that i got for xmas.

life's nice, you know
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: scarred on 03 Jan 2011, 14:21
new year's resolutions


oops


fucking steel reserve, man.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: sean on 03 Jan 2011, 14:25
steel city is a wonderful place to visit dogg
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: valley_parade on 03 Jan 2011, 14:57
Sean I might be there for a few days over the summer. My friend's dead set on a road trip to see a Pirates game.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: sean on 03 Jan 2011, 15:07
drink steel reserve at a pirates game.

go to steel city whilst in steel city

it must be done
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: valley_parade on 03 Jan 2011, 15:09
STEEL CITYYYYYYYYYYYY

Should I eat one of those ridiculous french fry topped sandwiches I always see on tv, too?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Dimmukane on 04 Jan 2011, 21:25
oh god my head is fried

not doing that again for a while

welcome back, reality
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: KharBevNor on 07 Jan 2011, 13:04
[21:01] KharBevNor: I am sitting in my seedy bedsit
[21:01] KharBevNor: smoking a liquourice rollie
[21:01] KharBevNor: drinking cheap wine
[21:02] KharBevNor: reading a book about Kurt Schwitters
[21:02] KharBevNor: LA BOHEME
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Ballard on 08 Jan 2011, 05:30
Thursday night: passed the fuck out early
Friday day: watched Mad Men and ate Chinese food on my couch
Friday night: passed the fuck out early

It's Saturday morning and fuck this lethargic shit. Like half a dozen people were yelling at me to come out last night. I made it as far as showering, jerking off, and falling asleep on the couch in my towel.

Thread, you are my witness.

Tonight must rage.

Also shit I can't wait until it gets warmer so I can trip.

Also woo Sean.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Ballard on 10 Jan 2011, 04:19
I kept my promise.

Went pub crawling in the village with some pretty ladies, got invited to play drunken UNO by a crowd from the next table over, ended up back at my place with a bunch of people doing blow off of The Canterbury Tales, finally passed out at 10 AM on Sunday morning.
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Post by: sean on 10 Jan 2011, 13:23
first day of semester + 4 20 pm = time for a lil bowl
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Post by: JimmyJazz on 10 Jan 2011, 19:53
Really high listening to Neu!

it is the best thing
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Post by: squawk on 11 Jan 2011, 03:12
So um yeah this is fun, I have been sending minor locally published novellas to people via text messages for like the past hour. Not incessantly, but just a couple people through the whole span. I should probably stop writing this. I wish I had better words to say. Stupid motherfuckin blackberry keyboard all capitalizin my shit, its taking away from the tone
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Post by: squawk on 11 Jan 2011, 03:15
And my vision keep pulsing and the standard anti aliased whatever sanserif font to a really nice curvy looking one. I wish it was real. I feel like ray under the table
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Post by: StaedlerMars on 11 Jan 2011, 04:40
That is a quality post.
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Post by: sean on 11 Jan 2011, 05:18
im sitting in my bed at 8 18 in the morning and i have no motherfucking clue as to how i got here last night.
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Post by: sean on 11 Jan 2011, 05:19
fucking dinner parties
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Post by: Ballard on 11 Jan 2011, 08:10
Post/av synergy is flawless.
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Post by: Ballard on 11 Jan 2011, 08:10
Anna, are you tripping?
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Post by: Dimmukane on 11 Jan 2011, 15:34
she spoke through me telepathically just now and says hell yes now I'm going to jam to the sounds this dripping faucet makes
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Post by: squawk on 11 Jan 2011, 19:01
ahahaha shit. no i was rollin and stoned off ridiculous hash...
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Post by: onewheelwizzard on 12 Jan 2011, 00:57
Always gotta say this when someone's been rolling and I don't know if they've been told yet ...

Anna, don't roll more than once a month.  It's an easy rule to break, I know, and it sometimes  seems like a silly rule to people who haven't broken it enough to know, but seriously, it's also a really easy rule to stick to if you want to, and you really should, because it really helps.

If I'm repeating someone else already told you, then good, that means your friends are looking out for you.  If you already knew this just because you looked it up, that's fantastic.  If I'm the first person to mention it, then take it from someone who both uses MDMA on a regular basis (about every 6-8 weeks at this point), and did a term paper on the neurotoxicity of the substance.  Don't do it more than once every 4 weeks, and leave 6 in between optimally.
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Post by: squawk on 12 Jan 2011, 09:38
Yeah, my drug mentor's been my friend since like seventh grade (he's only been drug mentoring since we got to college though lol) and he is trustworthy, so he lets me know what's up. And while it was enjoyable I definitely wouldn't do that drug more than like, thrice a year
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Post by: johnny5 on 12 Jan 2011, 15:55
wizard, do you recommend that for health reasons or for quality of roll reasons? because at one point in my life i was rolling almost every weekend for about 6 weeks, but with high quality stuff (if not molly, then pills pretty close to pure), and quality wise, it was still enjoyable until about the last week or so where it declined noticeably. i'm sure it fucked up my brain in some way, probably, although i've never noticed anything drastic and after taking two months off and rolling again i was enjoying it as usual

but that aside, sometimes i really enjoy just rolling, maybe a beer or two . other/most times though, i really like getting high along with the roll. not unusual to go through an 8th in a night when i'm rolling.

also, i remember when i first said i wouldn't roll more than a few times per year
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Post by: scarred on 12 Jan 2011, 16:11
drinking + 6 inches of snow. videos coming soon.
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Post by: sean on 12 Jan 2011, 22:15
man, rolling. i did it a while back but man, i did not get that much out of it. maybe i just was in an environment i didnt find conductive to the drug but i dunno, i would up feeling pretty whatever about it.

also yuengling is tits i feel the need to say that right now.
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Post by: onewheelwizzard on 13 Jan 2011, 12:23
johnny, I say it primarily for quality of roll reasons, but also because the quality of a roll is something to be really really sensitive to because it is a great indicator of whether you're experiencing subtle adverse health effects as the result of rolling too often.  If you need to increase the dose in order to get the same effect you got last time you rolled, that means you should've waited longer, and it means you've put stress on your brain when it already wasn't in top shape.  It's unlikely that anyone will do *irreparable* damage to themselves without abusing the substance really egregiously and/or for extended periods of time (3 pills a weekend for a year or more, for example, is something that will stick with most people for the rest of their lives), but even temporary symptoms of depression, poor memory, etc. aren't fun.

Once I rolled 3 times in 6 weeks (3 week intervals) and increased the dose each time, from 1 to 2 to 2.5 pills.  Coming down from the third one, I felt drained and uncomfortable instead of warm and fuzzy and afterglowing.  Some people think that coming down from a roll is always a drained and uncomfortable feeling.  Those people have made a habit of either taking too much or rolling too often, and probably both.  Personally I kind of like the comedown, it's kind of pleasant as long as I keep my doses low enough and far enough apart.  Feeling an actually uncomfortable comedown is all the signal I need to give myself 2 months before eating any more.
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Post by: Papersatan on 13 Jan 2011, 21:18
I'm Loko! (6 loko maybe? or 8? I dunno)  it is suuuuper.  Pluse OI love Allison the most!
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Post by: greenMonkey on 14 Jan 2011, 00:04
Gin (bombay sapphire, bitches).  And tonic.  Then some sherry I guess? And sake?  Then great Australian rum with some coke.

And most importantly sitting next to/snuggling up with the cute cute cute girl I like.  We have a lunch date!
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Post by: Lunchbox on 14 Jan 2011, 00:12
... Great AUSTRALIAN rum? You have lost me.

I drank some beers. They were tasty. I love beer.
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Post by: johnny5 on 14 Jan 2011, 10:09
johnny, I say it primarily for quality of roll reasons, but also because the quality of a roll is something to be really really sensitive to because it is a great indicator of whether you're experiencing subtle adverse health effects as the result of rolling too often.  If you need to increase the dose in order to get the same effect you got last time you rolled, that means you should've waited longer, and it means you've put stress on your brain when it already wasn't in top shape.  It's unlikely that anyone will do *irreparable* damage to themselves without abusing the substance really egregiously and/or for extended periods of time (3 pills a weekend for a year or more, for example, is something that will stick with most people for the rest of their lives), but even temporary symptoms of depression, poor memory, etc. aren't fun.

Once I rolled 3 times in 6 weeks (3 week intervals) and increased the dose each time, from 1 to 2 to 2.5 pills.  Coming down from the third one, I felt drained and uncomfortable instead of warm and fuzzy and afterglowing.  Some people think that coming down from a roll is always a drained and uncomfortable feeling.  Those people have made a habit of either taking too much or rolling too often, and probably both.  Personally I kind of like the comedown, it's kind of pleasant as long as I keep my doses low enough and far enough apart.  Feeling an actually uncomfortable comedown is all the signal I need to give myself 2 months before eating any more.

it could depend on the quality of the pill also, right? i agree, when you have good stuff then the comedown is pretty nice, and i fall asleep fairly easily. other times i've taken pills that were speedier and i've stayed up until the sun starts shining. but yes usually when i start feeling like my brain is actually exhausted and i'm not good company the day after is when i realize i should probably hold off. almost got into a fight with a friend once.
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Post by: sean on 15 Jan 2011, 00:00
i feel like since monday/ive been back at school the majority of posts ive made here have been while im high or drunk.

damnit perfect
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Post by: Jace on 15 Jan 2011, 00:28
Oh no I got drunk at a bowling alley and had fun. and my girlfriend is upset with me because she can't drink yet. I am typing remarkably well because I am trying to focus here and it is working. I feel like I've made a mistake tonight.
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Post by: greenMonkey on 15 Jan 2011, 23:00
Tonight has been a most excellent night.  Whiskey and beer with my a cappella singing group, flaming shots and an ice luge with my upperclassmen friends, then a wonderful nightcap of Maker's Mark and a few puffs on a cigar back at my room with 3 of my favorite people (including my romantic interest).  All in all a wonderful night,
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Post by: Lunchbox on 15 Jan 2011, 23:41
Jave tell yr girlfriend to grow up and stop being such a bitch.
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Post by: David_Dovey on 16 Jan 2011, 09:24
Tell America to stop being a bitch
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Post by: ZJGent on 16 Jan 2011, 18:06
I had a surfeit of whiskies this past evening. I have work in less than five hours, and I am absolutely Uncle Festered. What to do? What to do?

... more Scotch? Typing skills specTACular. Proof of the necessity of more scotch? Yes.
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Post by: allison on 16 Jan 2011, 21:40
I had a surfeit of whiskies this past evening. I have work in less than five hours, and I am absolutely Uncle Festered. What to do? What to do?

... more Scotch? Typing skills specTACular. Proof of the necessity of more scotch? Yes.

just

just come be my best friend already, goddamnit
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Post by: Toba on 17 Jan 2011, 17:32
I had more drinking than I should have drank on Saturday.

So I woke up a little hung over and a lot beat up from the Manly Physical Activities that I did on Saturday. Then I went and did more Manly Physical Activities. Now I hurt everywhere.
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Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 17 Jan 2011, 22:17
hello drunk thread it has been a while,i have had a lot of green apple vodka tonight. for some reason it's not hitting me as hard as it should, maybe i'm doing something wrong?

love,
anna
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Post by: johnny5 on 17 Jan 2011, 23:44
i'm going to school hungover tomorrow, i just know it.

my friend swears by these power bracelets, he thinks they prevent hangovers. i put one on just for the hell of it
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Post by: sean on 18 Jan 2011, 16:21
i was like 10 different kinds of hungover this morning, my body still isn't quite right. this happens to me too often. keystone + vladdy yeesh. though at some point last night i decided it would be a splendid idea to make white russians but substitute coffee for kaluah.
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Post by: Patrick on 20 Jan 2011, 00:18
Dear everybody

Somehow, despite having no weed ever, I manage to stay baked for approximately 90% of the time I spend awake. How is this possible

Also I have a huuuuuuuge fucking handle of Bacardi left over and I intend to put some of that shit in my flask and take swigs at open mic tomorrow LIKE A BOSS. Aw yeah won't need no beer I can just drink Coke all night
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Post by: Thomas Edison on 20 Jan 2011, 10:41
Centurion tonight.

If I die, tell Jussi I love him.
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Post by: Toba on 22 Jan 2011, 14:56
my friend moved and he gave me most of the liquor he had at his house fuck yes
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Post by: sean on 22 Jan 2011, 23:07
oh my god tallboys + bowl = wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Post by: sean on 24 Jan 2011, 00:02
oh my god i am 10 times of hells of drunk right now.

i think the worst part about college is how people can get hella drunk and then post on internet forums.

WATCH  OUT! I BE DRUNK POSTIN! HIDE THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN!
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Post by: sean on 24 Jan 2011, 00:14
30 racks of naddy light, all tryin to ruin me and shit.
 

i got class tomorrow, that just is not appropriate
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Post by: sean on 24 Jan 2011, 00:15
fuck my roommate who is an RA is up.

how dull
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Post by: Thomas Edison on 25 Jan 2011, 06:13
Gonna drain the fat off my skittle vodka today. Last time I made a batch (red and purple) some fat shit in halls stole the majority of it. Karma got him back though, he ended up hospitalised that night when he drank too much and passed out and puked/nosebleeded everywhere in our local 'Spoons.

No one steals my drink and gets away with it.
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Post by: ummmkay on 25 Jan 2011, 10:33
skittles vodka is so delicious! i recommend that you don't also drink an entire bottle of wine the same night, as it didn't work out particularly well for me.

i miss being in college, when we could make skittles vodka on a tuesday.
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Post by: Barmymoo on 25 Jan 2011, 13:29
Dawg you can still make skittles vodka on a Tuesday, what are you talking about?
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Post by: ummmkay on 25 Jan 2011, 19:12
well yes i am physically able but i moved away and now i live alone and i don't know many people here! somehow i feel that the making and consumption of skittles vodka would be a weird thing to do by myself!

plus i work/am on call all the dang time.
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Post by: sean on 25 Jan 2011, 21:41
guys i drank tonight and i didnt get hammered! im really proud of myself! responsibility!

also i got a hookup for a free pot brownie tonight cause i hit up some buddies of mine for the dude selling them and sold like, 7 of them in two days. and its supposed to snow like crazy on the east coast tomorrow. awwwwww what

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Post by: Patrick on 26 Jan 2011, 06:19
I want Taco Bell SO FUCKING GODDAMN BAD oh my god do you know how much I fucking want Taco Bell right now you guys
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Post by: sean on 26 Jan 2011, 07:04
i have school fuck fuck day ruined. there is going to be severe weather later what is this?
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Post by: öde on 26 Jan 2011, 14:17
Weather all up in your shit!
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Post by: Gemmwah on 26 Jan 2011, 17:50
FRAT.
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Post by: Gemmwah on 26 Jan 2011, 17:52
PARTY.
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Post by: ALoveSupreme on 26 Jan 2011, 19:08
I started a malort thread if you have not had some malort move to chicago or order some or something
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Post by: greenMonkey on 26 Jan 2011, 20:31
Not nearly drunk enough.  boo.
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Post by: GenericName on 26 Jan 2011, 22:23
It snowed a whole lot here and we all got so shitty and stuff. Then we went and had a huge snowball fight. Then the two people on the floor whom I like the mstr referred to me as "part of the troika", which is like so greatr.

Like I don't even care that an entire litre of my gin was consumed tonight, this is so great.

(I'm sorry that I didn't actually do anything interesting guys, but I'm posting anyway and that's a rare occurrence)

(School had better be canceled tomorrow and that is that)
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Post by: Ballard on 26 Jan 2011, 23:36
I had this the other night, it was fucking tasty.

(http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/355/422310380713ffc61875.jpg)

Yes that says what you think it says.
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Post by: sean on 27 Jan 2011, 06:57
it snowed so much yesterday! i woke up drunk!

and uh we have class :c
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Post by: Ballard on 27 Jan 2011, 13:10
That's funny because my college's alert system called me at 6 AM twice and left me two voicemails as well as two text messages warning me that school is closed today on a day when I don't have class anyway.

How useless.
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Post by: scarred on 27 Jan 2011, 13:47
It's the thought that counts.
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Post by: Ballard on 27 Jan 2011, 15:03
See, when I say "called me at 6 AM" what I really mean is "woke me up at 6 AM" and that just isn't nice.
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Post by: Toba on 27 Jan 2011, 20:55
Ballard I can beat that

On Wednesday orbitz called me at 3am to inform me that my flight was on time

HOW CONVENIENT

PS I'm drunk
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Post by: Allybee on 28 Jan 2011, 22:27
I think I told everyone tonight "WHY WOULD I WANT TO MAke OUT WITH STRANGERS IT IS COLD I'LL DO THAT IN THE SPRING"

but really I just want to make out with strangers

fuck
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Post by: JimmyJazz on 28 Jan 2011, 23:03
Oh man I got do drunk before/after my show and we kicked ass

But then I got a little too high and I fucked up flirting with girls and blah I'm gonna go listen to Jawbreaker
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Post by: sean on 29 Jan 2011, 02:18
allly transfer to shepherd university so we can make out

oh my god i am so durnk all i have done for the past six hours is pour wounded soldieres into a can of naddy and i an so shitty whtf
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Post by: sean on 29 Jan 2011, 02:21
like to read the forums i gotta close one eye it is so bad

i dont even know where any of the girls i mentioned in the ra thread are goddamnit i would so goddamn embarrasinglu ask them out righjt now,

wait nash i got double vision i see what i typin twice
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Post by: sean on 29 Jan 2011, 02:25
this is way more hardore than the yr not sober thread. this is the thread where you got so fucked up you impregnatged 3 different biddies with yr baststard babies

i mean fucking top that shit right now
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Post by: sean on 29 Jan 2011, 02:27
the part where i  said i got biddies pregnant is a lie i mean this one girl tired hella hard to get in on my dick tonight but i just wasn't into that
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Post by: sean on 29 Jan 2011, 02:47
this is the part where i was so drunk i forgot what i posted in tiny font so i had to copy and paste it into my address bar
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Post by: sean on 29 Jan 2011, 02:50
like really if yr kinda not sober stick wiith the yr not sober thread but if you are  :psyduck:hella fucked up :psyduck: this is yr new favorite thread
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Post by: scarred on 29 Jan 2011, 03:16
pretty drunk from whisky and cheap beer

what's up in this thread
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Post by: scarred on 29 Jan 2011, 03:21
everyone is talking about masturbation


why









hiding with my headphones and my toplap
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Post by: BlahBlah on 29 Jan 2011, 03:32
sean have you been reading a lot of hipinion recently?
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Post by: sean on 29 Jan 2011, 03:35
i am like, cackling like a manic evil genius right now
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Post by: sean on 29 Jan 2011, 03:35
but naw son i just read this shit and facebook thats it.
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Post by: sean on 29 Jan 2011, 03:38
ive been chuggin hella naddy light though...

oh shit algernon cadwallader on shuffle thats better than a girlfrand alright im gonna peace out night guys
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Post by: Inlander on 29 Jan 2011, 03:54
I eagerly anticipate tomorrow morning's hangover thread.
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Post by: Allybee on 29 Jan 2011, 06:32
lol I love wounded soldiers
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Post by: Barmymoo on 29 Jan 2011, 06:52
Sean dawg you're on a roll right now but I'm kinda worried for your liver.
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Post by: est on 29 Jan 2011, 09:01
Sean turns into Kieffer when he gets drunk?
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Post by: scarred on 29 Jan 2011, 09:44
sean where is the hangover thread

i hurt
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Post by: Johnny C on 29 Jan 2011, 09:54
i feel like the drunk thread is something of an enabler at this stage
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Post by: sean on 29 Jan 2011, 12:40
so why hasnt this made earlier? i just woke up

but man this is a pretty bad hangover, straight up. i'd give it an 8 out of 10. im tryin to hook some friends up with some tree so i can get smoked up. though this hangover isn't a 10/10, that only happens when i poop green.
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Post by: Rizzo on 29 Jan 2011, 12:46
Fuuuuuuuck. I'm having one of those vicious weekends. Friday was my leaving party, last night was a friend's 21st and tonight is goth night. I'm going to be absolutely rooted come Monday morning. Bloody mary's are a necessity I think.
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Post by: Johnny C on 29 Jan 2011, 12:55
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldjtnu4SF41qcfba3o1_500.gif)
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Post by: Barmymoo on 29 Jan 2011, 13:24
OK I know I'm speaking as one of the few resident teetotallers but do we actually need three drunk-related threads? Really?
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Post by: David_Dovey on 29 Jan 2011, 13:27
I think the question is actually whether we need four sean-related threads
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Post by: Barmymoo on 29 Jan 2011, 13:46
Yeah that was the follow-up.
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Post by: sean on 29 Jan 2011, 14:35
this forum doesnt need any threads i make, but when i am really wasted i dont really care.

ok this hangover has escalated from like an 8 to a 12 or 13 worst hangover ever ive got a fever and chills and all that bullshit. i dont think im gonna move for like the next 5 hours.
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Post by: scarred on 29 Jan 2011, 14:36
yes

and i am hang over bat

tea, bacon,eggs, and quesadilla make all better.

also dude one of my friends pooped red this morning, wut
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Post by: Johnny C on 29 Jan 2011, 16:58
my gif doesnt make sense in context anymore but whatever i figured these threads are all similar enough that they can hang out under the same umbrella ella ella ey ey ey
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Post by: bainidhe_dub on 29 Jan 2011, 20:38
I have ginger vodka.  :lol: And a new Pandora station that is giving me cool new music cos my other ones have been over-modded I think and only play the same like 30 songs now. But no friends to chill with. I miss college parties like fuck. And having friends next door/being friends with the people next door. Gotta work on not sucking at that. And maybe I'm just romanticizing the experience but I wanna try weed again. Not sure why, it never did much for me, except the one time where the next day I had work and they taught me how to hook up audio at my uni theater and to this day I have no idea how to do it because I could not concentrate on a goddamn thing for the next 24 hours.
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Post by: JimmyJazz on 30 Jan 2011, 02:03
So I got drunk super drunk and flirted with this cute girl in a Ramones t-shirt that apparently was at my show last night and I got her number so fux yeah life rocks for once!
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Post by: Ballard on 31 Jan 2011, 21:58
o/
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Post by: Johnny C on 31 Jan 2011, 22:24
NOBODY HIGH FIVE GENE. LEAVE THAT MOTHERFUCKER HANGING
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Post by: Ballard on 01 Feb 2011, 05:08
COME AT ME BRO.
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Post by: redglasscurls on 01 Feb 2011, 13:56
Rosie, I think I might possibly know someone who could make that happen. I might possibly also live with that person.
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Post by: sean on 02 Feb 2011, 08:25
oh my god you guys last night i smoked what was like, the best weed ever. i only take one hit of it cause i was on my campus and i was getting sketched out by all the students n shit walking around but oh my god one hit got me high as shit and silly as bannanas and i went bowling and oh my god yes
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Post by: ackblom12 on 02 Feb 2011, 08:28
Rosie, I think I might possibly know someone who could make that happen. I might possibly also live with that person.

Is it Jesus? Jesus always struck me as a bit of a stoner.
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Post by: redglasscurls on 02 Feb 2011, 08:29
Yeah, I just can't get that motherfucker to stop sleeping in my stairwell when it's cold outside
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: sean on 02 Feb 2011, 18:26
high rolling tonight! brews for the first time since my drunken debacle on friday.

me and a buddy are splitting this

(http://www.harpoonbrewery.com/harpoon/Image/leviathan/imperial_ipa_4pk.jpg)

and oh my god it is so wonderful oh god oh god oh god
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: sean on 02 Feb 2011, 21:53
wow okay i drank two of those + a lil (really good) pot and a tallboy of pbr and wow i am drunk whoa.

like im not in spectacular drunk im gonna make 5 threads hide the women and children drunk mode but yeah nice that beer was amazing. totally worth the cost.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Toba on 02 Feb 2011, 22:23
high rolling tonight! brews for the first time since my drunken debacle on friday.

me and a buddy are splitting this

(http://www.harpoonbrewery.com/harpoon/Image/leviathan/imperial_ipa_4pk.jpg)

and oh my god it is so wonderful oh god oh god oh god


Holy shit dude I am drinking one of those right now and YES, they are wonderful
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: sean on 02 Feb 2011, 22:24
oh my god watch out dude those things are powerful
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: greenMonkey on 02 Feb 2011, 22:57
Drinking celebratory beer.  Sierra Nevada Torpedo.  Delicious.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Toba on 02 Feb 2011, 23:15
oh my god watch out dude those things are powerful

Yes they are it is pretty shocking, I usually get pretty tipsy on just one
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: scarred on 02 Feb 2011, 23:21
i took two medium-sized hits from a triple bubbler and dang i am flying high right now. like, what is happening
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Dollface on 02 Feb 2011, 23:24


(http://www.hopsandpips.com/WebRoot/BT/Shops/BT3122/4AF4/AAE9/116D/1D20/F814/0A0A/33E7/7BD2/Ridgeway-Beer-of-the-Gods-P_s.jpg)
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: maxusy3k on 05 Feb 2011, 18:21
WHISKEY IS NOT MY FRIEND
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: bainidhe_dub on 05 Feb 2011, 19:34
I am taking shots of rum (which I am terrible at) and washing them down with Guiness (which I am terrible at) and baking cookies (which usually goes ok) for a Superbowl party tomorrow. And Manda, I imagine you are probably right and sorry I was so awkward that one time at your house but like I said the one time it did anything I was fucked for 24 hours straight and I really was not interested in trying to deal with Rt 66 coming home if that happened, plus it makes me cough like crazy and why are your friends all so put-together and life-planned-out seeming even though they're 2 years younger, it's kind of intimidating.
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Post by: Ozymandias on 06 Feb 2011, 00:10
Birthday party
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Post by: Ozymandias on 06 Feb 2011, 00:11
Not mine
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Ozymandias on 06 Feb 2011, 00:11
Cookies are an acceptable substitute for politeness or even basic civility.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Ozymandias on 06 Feb 2011, 00:11
No one can remain serious when theyir nuts are beign potatoed.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: allison on 11 Feb 2011, 21:08
Hi guys it is allison's Birthday! this is Kat but I am here and I  am to lazy to log into my account.  HI
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Ballard on 12 Feb 2011, 02:25
The coughing isn't a bad thing (if anything it's a way to know you're doing it right) and subsides quickly! Just keep some water nearby.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: greenMonkey on 12 Feb 2011, 18:10
Dear everyone,

drink more.  and post about it

sincerely

me

in other news I want some whisky
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: bainidhe_dub on 12 Feb 2011, 18:21
Dear G. Monkey,

I am drinking. Here is my post about it.

We are not going to a party tonight, because The Boy is sick, but we are drinking anyway. I had to go out and get more rum because we finished it all last Saturday during the Superbowl Baking Extravaganza. I had to complete my baking in the morning because I was out of eggs, and let me tell you, the grocery store at noon on Superbowl Sunday is no place for a hangover. Tonight I am trying to knit a new and complex lace border taken from a shawl pattern, with an eye towards including it on a sweater. We'll see how that goes.

Sincerely,
Bain

p.s. How's that for quick service?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Ballard on 13 Feb 2011, 01:52
DUUUUUURKN

STROY TOMORW
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: The extra letter on 13 Feb 2011, 02:09
I'm drinking rum straight from the bottle.

Broke up with my girlfriend on Friday (it was a mutual thing, but it's still fucking suckfull, to put it mildly.)

I intend to keep drinking until it's the 15th of February.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: The extra letter on 13 Feb 2011, 17:35
After emptying most of the bottle in the traditional way and passing out in the laundry after being extravagantly ill in the bathroom last night, I've come to the conclusion that it's time to stop drinking for a while.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: sean on 15 Feb 2011, 01:04
GUYS I HAVENT POSTED IN DAYS AND I AM DRUNK AND IT IS SO GOOD TO POST OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG  :psyduck:
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: sean on 15 Feb 2011, 01:23
guys like i got shitty at a party and lost 3 rounds of beer pong tonight it was fuckin' shameful.

my doggs are really good at beer pong.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: sean on 15 Feb 2011, 01:26
it was fuckin tyranny, mubarak would have been proud.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: öde on 15 Feb 2011, 15:20
Ket is fantastic for things!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Ballard on 15 Feb 2011, 21:50
A girl at my school once famously got kicked out of her internship at a veterinary clinic when they found her passed out in the medical supply closet with a large amount of ketamine in her system and more in her pockets, hands, and bag.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Joseph on 16 Feb 2011, 23:27
night of steady slow drinking with friends, watching early petter sellars woody allen louis bunel and etc movies, listening to dub dubstep jungle chopped/screwed and ofwgkta, talking politics philosophy music film travel and relationships has been real great

need to get some decent whiskey this weekend while i'm in ontario, montreal sucks for that
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Toba on 17 Feb 2011, 21:43
not sober
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: ZJGent on 17 Feb 2011, 23:42
I am superly inebriated. I am drunk spiderman.

My powers are scotch and bad timing and super-tactlesssness.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: greenMonkey on 18 Feb 2011, 00:29
Tonight I had a delicious gin and tonic (with Bombay Sapphire), then a couple Sierra Nevada stouts (SUCH A GOOD BEER), then a Sierra Nevada Pale Ale (Yeah, I know, I did it backwards).  Then I smoked a couple joints with friends.  Boom.

Then I hooked up with a wonderful girl and tonight has been the most wonderful night.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: sean on 19 Feb 2011, 23:08
guys i met a dude named sean tonight over a cigarete. we discussed the political climate of the western world over the past 100 years. i love my life sometimes.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Ballard on 20 Feb 2011, 01:38
Don't you find it an extraordinary coincidence that the guy named Sean held all the same political beliefs as you?

It's as if he was reading your mind.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Van donk III on 20 Feb 2011, 03:53
A friend of mine just handed me a bottle of Baileys. More of a desert that a drink; I grant you. Also Peroni.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: squawk on 21 Feb 2011, 00:55
WHATT HA[PPENED TO MY ALCOMAHOL TOLERANCE I HATE MY LIFE
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: squawk on 21 Feb 2011, 01:21
OH YEAH< i watched mr sparkles and frank grimes today, that was before i was drunk though, but anyway theyw ere hilarious

as expcsted
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: squawk on 21 Feb 2011, 03:59
so emilio was like, "write her a note" and i did and this was the worst idea ever but oh well oh well argblehbarbrleh arhblebele.
and my computer has toothpaste on it!!!!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: scarred on 21 Feb 2011, 08:59
we were drinking gin, and then we got into a bar and i had a ton of beer and some girl ordered us all a round like 3 times and i have no idea how i got home or why all my clothes are covered in puke


good night? maybe
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: bainidhe_dub on 21 Feb 2011, 09:17
WHATT HA[PPENED TO MY ALCOMAHOL TOLERANCE I HATE MY LIFE

It ran away with mine I think.  :-( Arg I hate life and work and this idiot girl who's supposed to be training me but I just want to stab her face.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: ackblom12 on 21 Feb 2011, 09:49
Considering the last week I might have absorbed both of them. I am apparently not yet too old for this shit.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Papersatan on 21 Feb 2011, 09:52
Serriously, this last week is like what college would have been like if I had gone to college when I was supposed to.  Drinking, couch crashing, rinse and repeat. 
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Post by: ackblom12 on 21 Feb 2011, 09:58
I feel like we had an ounce of Ryan's life.

The life of the drunk and glamorous.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Papersatan on 21 Feb 2011, 09:59
But without the great pictures
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: StaedlerMars on 26 Feb 2011, 20:22
Tonight I was that dude that told people to get out of his room because he was just incredibly tired.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Toba on 26 Feb 2011, 22:53
so much good beer and tequila and bacon vodka and other beer and more beer
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Damnable Fiend on 27 Feb 2011, 21:06
kinda drunk on cheap red wine while watching the oscars.  now I'm home and listening to OM
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: JimmyJazz on 27 Feb 2011, 21:13
Really high listening Aphex twin HOLY FUCK
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: McTaggart on 28 Feb 2011, 10:52
So I had some of a bottle of rum left and I've been thinking it's been getting awfully close to empty. It is in a brown paper bag because I never bothered to take it out. I did the obvious thing and thought "I might as well polish this off then" and started pouring it into a glass. The thoughts that went though my head were as follows (I had already had a couple):

"Lets finish this off"
"That's about the amount I want"
"Holy shit it just keeps coming"
"I wonder how much is in here?"
"It's like the fucking Horn of Plenty in this"
"Oh shit that's like half a glass"

I still have like an inch of bottle left.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: McTaggart on 28 Feb 2011, 11:54
OH WELL I FINISHED THE BOTTLE
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: McTaggart on 28 Feb 2011, 12:06
PROBABLY a bad decision.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: valley_parade on 28 Feb 2011, 13:32
I feel like we had an ounce of Ryan's life.

The life of the drunk and glamorous.

If this was legal, I'd definitely spend most of my money on Ryan instead of vinyl.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: sean on 06 Mar 2011, 01:01
DAMNIT so im drunk again. oops. some positives:

1) so my buddy dan let me try on this light brown codoroy jacket his dad used to own and it fit me perfectly wutup. howeer he wasnt into giving that too me but he had another jacket that was a lil small but he gave it to me anyway and is gonna try to find more fly ass jackets for me sostoked.

2) so there is a grrl who is into me and i am pretty into her but she is SO BUSY. and there is another grrl who is into me and guess im into her too as well but im more into 1st grrl. RELATIONSHIP ADVICE THREAD WHAT DO I DO!!?!?!?!?!?!??!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: squawk on 06 Mar 2011, 02:20
WHY EVERYTHING\

IT TOOK ME THREE TIMES TO WRITE "EVERYTHING" YET ONE TRY TO WRITE THIS ONE (excpet for the part where i wrote "won' as one")
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: johnny5 on 06 Mar 2011, 04:37
it's 4:37 and i'm just about done with the comedown

goodnight
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 07 Mar 2011, 20:38
I just got introduced to a new way to ingest marijuana by a friend of mine.  She had a little dropper bottle full of marijuana glyceride tincture that had been flavored with elderberries.  She dropped a couple drops on my tongue and I was pleasantly high within 15 seconds.  I remain at the exact same level of high, half an hour later.  I expect I'll be high for a while yet.  It tasted like sweet jam.  I can't imagine a stealthier way of transporting ingestable THC than a little dropper bottle full of liquid that smells like the inside of a florist.  There's more where it came from.  This is revolutionary.  I'm so excited to have some of my own.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: sean on 07 Mar 2011, 20:46
holy shit i have been making jokes about liquid thc for so long, is there any practical way to do that?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Ballard on 07 Mar 2011, 22:45
My band's drummer got one of those portable vaporizers that look like walkie talkies and brought it to practice.

I was so intrigued by the little thing that I broke my ongoing break (around three months) to try it. Pretty pleasant, didn't get much of that weighed down feeling I had been getting with weed a lot before I stopped.

I'm gonna continue not smoking for a while though until I feel like it'll be 100% fun again.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: SWOON! at My Gravitas on 07 Mar 2011, 23:12
Hahaha gin
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: johnny5 on 07 Mar 2011, 23:15
holy shit i have been making jokes about liquid thc for so long, is there any practical way to do that?

it's been around for awhile, i used to have this bottle of it but not flavored or anything, it just tasted kind of alcoholic and it wasn't really strong
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 08 Mar 2011, 06:13
It was definitely not bull-puckey but there was an unexpected side effect.  Since I took it so soon before bed and didn't drink any water in between, I woke up at 5 in the morning with a raging sore throat.  It faded a bit when I had a couple drinks of water and coughed a few times, and I went back to sleep without a problem, but there's a little soreness still lingering.  I've gotten this before with pot food ... I once ate a pot cookie before a plane trip and woke up when the plane landed with a sore throat way worse than this one, it lasted for a day or two.  This one should be gone by lunchtime, I'm pretty sure.  But the lesson remains ... don't ingest THC orally without accounting for the dehydration effect, it'll get ya.

It's a different kind of high, not really as upfront as a smoking high, it's more subtle.  But I can easily imagine myself getting way too stoned this way while thinking that it wasn't doing much.  That sudden moment of "oh SHIT I am high as BALLS I hope I don't have to do anything important anytime soon" can really sneak up on you if you dose this way, I hear.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: sean on 11 Mar 2011, 08:37
so my roommate just bought an 8th of mushrooms and plans to trip at the phili museum of art tomorrow or something.

im kind of concerned about this, this is my same roommate who convinced himself that he was dying and went unconscious for about 30 seconds the last time he did mushrooms.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 11 Mar 2011, 11:51
Tell him not to take the full 8th.  An 8th is a stupid amount of mushrooms to take alone in the city.  Tell him to take 2/3 of it and save the rest for later.  Even an amount as small as that can come in handy for a pleasant afternoon.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: The Seldom Killer on 16 Mar 2011, 13:07
Getting drunk and applying for jobs. This will end well.

God grant me the wisdom to not bash the submit button until I've at least proofed this shite in the morning.

Cheers matey.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: sean on 16 Mar 2011, 13:13
Tell him not to take the full 8th.  An 8th is a stupid amount of mushrooms to take alone in the city.  Tell him to take 2/3 of it and save the rest for later.  Even an amount as small as that can come in handy for a pleasant afternoon.

he wound up taking my advice and didnt eat the full 8th and managed to survive, im proud. (kind of, i kind of half hate him, its a complex relationship)
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: greenMonkey on 17 Mar 2011, 23:46
Spring break arrives on Saturday.  Which means I have to finish the alcohol in my room before I go away.  So I had some drinks and watched 8 Mile, then smoked a cigar.  And the weather is gorgeous.  Wonderful.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Sorflakne on 18 Mar 2011, 00:00
I have half a bottle of whiskey sitting in front of me, but I'm not going to take a drink from it.

Until Friday night.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: johnny5 on 18 Mar 2011, 12:10
it's friday night somewhere
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: nufan on 19 Mar 2011, 17:02
Today is a day that I drink Johnny Walker Black Label and listen to this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGlYyiMw7pU) on repeat.

aka A BLOO HOO BLOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: scarred on 19 Mar 2011, 19:32
it's friday night somewhere

FRIDAY

FRIDAY
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: johnny5 on 20 Mar 2011, 23:35
i was channeling that alan jackson song but oh god. what if alan jackson covered r black's friday
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: valley_parade on 21 Mar 2011, 11:25
Ugh, drunk thread. My streak ended Saturday morning. While watching pre-game for the Tottenham v West Ham game, I threw up for the first time after a hard night out. I had my first drink when I was 13. It took ten years to get me to throw up.

My friend asked if it was due to how bad Spurs played. I told him it was during the lineups and that my stomach couldn't take that much Benoit Assou-Ekoto.  :psyduck:
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: StaedlerMars on 21 Mar 2011, 11:58
what form of alcohol should i indulge in tonight?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Gemmwah on 21 Mar 2011, 13:57
all of it.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Avec on 21 Mar 2011, 14:07
After a Friday night of blunts, red bulls, and vodka I woke up next to my friend on a love seat with a deep cut in my side. What the fuck?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: scarred on 21 Mar 2011, 21:19
As long as it's not in the shape of a swastika, call it a win. That happened to a girl I know. Worse? The cut was right under her boob.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: sean on 21 Mar 2011, 23:41
man have any of you weed smokers heard of some shit called buba kush? i dont usually care about names but goddamnit this is some of the best weed i've smoked, best in at least 6 months or somthing.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: valley_parade on 22 Mar 2011, 14:22
As long as it's not in the shape of a swastika, call it a win. That happened to a girl I know. Worse? The cut was right under her boob.

Nazi Tits is my new punk band name.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Avec on 22 Mar 2011, 19:09

Nazi Tits and the Juggernauts is my new punk band name.
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Post by: greenMonkey on 24 Mar 2011, 06:55
MAN VS KEG
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: sean on 26 Mar 2011, 09:44
herpderp looks like in doin mushrooms tomorrow, gonna wander in the woods while it snows i guess. now im just wondering, im contemplating making tea, so i was curious about the ratio for shrooms/water. im gonna be working with about a quarter of mushrooms for 4 people, so if anyone has tips on how to do that that would be cool.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: öde on 26 Mar 2011, 10:14
The ratio doesn't really matter, the tea just helps you eat them. A quarter of what?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: sean on 26 Mar 2011, 13:04
oh an ounce, eights and quarters are common ways to measure out drugs here in the states.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Dimmukane on 26 Mar 2011, 13:13
Yeah, we use the lame-ass imperial system.  Us, Burma, and Liberia.  Fuck knows why. 

To stay on topic, my friends just got a gnarly tube that's like a foot and a half tall...it's got a percolator in the ashcatcher, two more percolators, a diffuser and some ice notches.  Holy hell does it rip. 

How do people feel about buying paraphernalia on the internet?  I'm extremely paranoid about it, but in some cases I can get something on a website that costs up to 4 times as much in stores.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: sean on 26 Mar 2011, 13:25
a buddy of mine bought a bowl of etsy, seemed to have 0 problems with it. i think most retailers make an attempt at being subtle, but im sure some sites are really sketch. i guess just try to find a reputable site.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 26 Mar 2011, 14:58
herpderp looks like in doin mushrooms tomorrow, gonna wander in the woods while it snows i guess. now im just wondering, im contemplating making tea, so i was curious about the ratio for shrooms/water. im gonna be working with about a quarter of mushrooms for 4 people, so if anyone has tips on how to do that that would be cool.

You definitely want to pulverize the mushrooms to the best of your ability, either with a mortar and pestle or a coffee grinder or just your hands.  The closer they are to a dust-like consistency the better.  Then, just boil a mug's worth of water for each person, make separate mugs so you can make sure the dosage is the same for everyone, and cover it somehow so it stays hot for a while (travel mugs work great).  Also, add lemon juice.  Not only does it taste less shitty this way, but the low pH reacts with psilocybin to turn it into psilocin, which gets through your digestive system to your brain faster and makes for a faster come-up and a more potent and visual trip.

In fact, instead of making tea, you can stir the mushroom dust into little shots of lemon juice and take those.  It's definitely my preferred way of doing things because you don't need to spend any time waiting for the tea to steep.  Also, the comeup starts within half an hour or so.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Rizzo on 27 Mar 2011, 07:18
I've got a nice bottle of Glenfiddich rich oak waiting to drink. Problem is it's my job whisky aka I can't drink it till I have a job. Goddamn it, I want financial stability and whisky!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: WriterofAllWrongs on 27 Mar 2011, 18:03
I really am not liking my high right now.  I want to take all my clothes off and snuggle up with Fallout 3, but my roommate and his cunty girlfriend are here and suppressing my near-nudity.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: johnny5 on 27 Mar 2011, 18:06
yeah that's a pretty weird fucking high
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: WriterofAllWrongs on 27 Mar 2011, 18:12
I know.   :-(

It's starting to pass though, and now all I'm doing is looking up cat pictures and giggling a lot.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: WriterofAllWrongs on 27 Mar 2011, 18:20
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhdb4fMSOX1qcn249o1_250.gif)
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: valley_parade on 28 Mar 2011, 10:48
job whisky

Best thing ever: Working on a mayoral campaign in '09. On election night as the results came in, we ended up spraying champagne around the rented-out office space and drank some rather expensive whisky instead.

And then beer. Lots and lots of beer.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: ZJGent on 28 Mar 2011, 19:38
I am posting here because I fulfil the necessary qualifications.

Unlike for any job FUUUU
No but really I am a degenerate jobless scumblot and I am still horrendously varnished. How does that even work.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: The Seldom Killer on 30 Mar 2011, 11:39
Owing to a brief moment of distraction, I am now drinking gin & cranberry and my girlfriend is drinking vodka and tonic.
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Post by: greenMonkey on 30 Mar 2011, 19:13
NICE.

Actually vodka tonics aren't too bad.  I imagine gin and cranberry is pretty gross.
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Post by: The Seldom Killer on 30 Mar 2011, 23:36
Surprisingly palatable. Not quite what I wanted but I reckon something worth trying for gin enthusiasts.
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Post by: sean on 30 Mar 2011, 23:52
oh derp i am drunk. oh poop.
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Post by: scarred on 31 Mar 2011, 00:02
great avatar/post synergy.
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Post by: squawk on 31 Mar 2011, 02:00
yay, zach helped me figure out my weed problem. lately i've been smoking and just not enjoying it because i'd just get super stoned and just post (not on internet, but, urbandictionary says posted means "chilling in one spot, usually with nothing to do")

so he realized that it's probably because i've just been smokin with bros who love postin and body highs and they mostly smoke indica so zach bought me some 100% sativa and man, so fun, i played a lot of guitar and then listened to los camps! and now i'm just eating and yay i'm glad i don't suck at weed anymore even though i still know nothing about it

oh yeah and half a roxy too. roxys are like the one thing of all the things i've tried that i've reacted to the worst, but this time it was great! it was the last one we are getting for a long while, possibly forever, because our dealer is getting kicked out of school.
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Post by: StaedlerMars on 31 Mar 2011, 03:08
Man I think that might be my issue with weed. Does this mean I have to start talking to different people to buy from?
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Post by: sean on 31 Mar 2011, 08:21
i mean, my favorite place to smoke weed is outside in the woods or something, just because afterwards i can roam around and actually do stuff! i've found that if i just get stoned and sit around and dont do anything, weed isnt all that fun but if you go around and goof off, weed is awesome. oh, and not getting super dooper baked always helps. and i mean the type of weed does matter, but just make a point to do something instead of sitting around.
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Post by: JimmyJazz on 31 Mar 2011, 09:47
I mean unless you're  acting retarded or carrying weed that smells real bad you don't have a very high (hurr hurr) chance of being arrested while stoned. Most of the time no one can tell
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Post by: Rizzo on 31 Mar 2011, 17:23
Yeah or just move to a country without stupid draconian laws.  :psyduck:
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Post by: Spluff on 31 Mar 2011, 23:04
drank

did it right

got slizzered
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Post by: sean on 31 Mar 2011, 23:36
oh geez

cocaine
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Post by: sean on 31 Mar 2011, 23:37
so what did you guys do with yr thursday night?
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Post by: Ikrik on 31 Mar 2011, 23:47
Chinese food with friends! Awful movies! Sorting my DVD collection! First into which country produced them (too confusing) then chronologically (too much wikipedia) then by genre (again, too confusing) so it's now in alphabetical. It takes way longer when you're under the influence of rum.

Honestly, I should be studying or sleeping.  But that's not going to happen.

Everyone else?
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Post by: squawk on 01 Apr 2011, 01:05
i'm proud of you sean
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Post by: Doctor Online on 02 Apr 2011, 12:39
Lightweight, I'm having girls night, 2 shots of jäger and I'm already three sheets to the wind. When I said girls night, I mean, I'm home alone. It's fun. I'm going to give myself a pedicure, this may of may not end up badly. YAY JäGER! (I dont feel like getting the capital ä so that's what you get... uou love it.)

Ps. This is my mood music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpzqQst-Sg8 I've listened to it five times already.

Also, I only have half a roll of toilet paper. I pee 10 times a day sober. I'm screwed. I shot a text to the booyfriend that if he loves me he'll stop on his way home later tonight to get me some toilet paper so I can go peepee in the morning... and the word pee repulses me right now. ugh.
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Post by: öde on 02 Apr 2011, 12:45
Pint of nasty gin and some tango cherry. LET'S GO.
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Post by: johnny5 on 02 Apr 2011, 22:10
spring break is almost over  :psyduck:
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Post by: Dimmukane on 02 Apr 2011, 23:22
dear christ I am not doing that again in a while

got way too drunk + stoned, dealt with some fairly heavy drama (successfully), and had a hangover on 5 hours of sleep

I'll probably get shit for even admitting this, but I forced myself to sit in my car until I sobered up (about 1hr and 15 minutes of staring at the light at the end of the street until there was only one showing up instead of two, then making sure it was almost entirely still), and then very carefully made the 2-minute drive home.  As dumb as that is, I'm quite frankly proud of myself for not getting impatient and driving home right after, which while probably still safe (there's almost no traffic around here at 4am), was still a terrible idea because it would've set a future precedent that might end up not going well.

And then I played D&D for nearly 11 hours straight.  Now I'm gonna pass out.
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Post by: sean on 03 Apr 2011, 00:26
keystone wutup.

man i have friends who drive way drunker, its bad but uh oops. not bein responsible :0

oh man that mouth needs a dick who wants that?
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Post by: Dollface on 03 Apr 2011, 08:30
You called?
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Post by: sean on 03 Apr 2011, 09:31
i mean that mouth is open pretty wide, see what you can work out
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Post by: ummmkay on 03 Apr 2011, 18:27
blacked out for the first time ever on friday night, but was not hungover at all on saturday. like i woke up feeling completely fine. how does that even happen
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Post by: greenMonkey on 03 Apr 2011, 20:26
blacked out for the first time ever on friday night, but was not hungover at all on saturday. like i woke up feeling completely fine. how does that even happen

This may be completely unsupported by science, but the popular theory amongst my friends is that drinking a lot QUICKLY will cause you to blackout, as the body feels like it's getting poisoned and shuts down non-essential functions (read: memory) to protect itself, while drinking heavily for a sustained period of time (but not necessarily fast enough to cause you to blackout) is more likely to leave with a nasty hangover the next morning.

ALSO: Sierra Nevada Stout.  Delicious.
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Post by: ummmkay on 04 Apr 2011, 04:35
well that probably explains it because i drank a whole fucking lot of liquor drinks (five pitchers between 3-4 people) in like. three hours. and apparently there were shots (oh god i don't remember)
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Post by: sean on 05 Apr 2011, 14:28
oh geez bout to go buy those mushrooms i was supposed to do like a week and a half ago, wutup. takin em thursday, think we're gonna do the lemon juice shot method. though im having a slight panic moment about a class so im really really really hoping i get that resolved asap cause i dont need class/grades drama lying over my head, not gonna trip if i dont resolve it which will suuuuuuuck.

have them eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee and i think i can resolve my class shit tomorrow so yayyyyyyyyyyyyy so excited.
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Post by: sean on 12 Apr 2011, 01:20
ahhhhhhhhhhhh hi drug thead wutup. just sayin, shjroomin went well.


but right now life is really fucked up. so a lil earlier tonight i was running through my uni owned apt. building and i was drunk and i hit my teeth against the wall and now they're a bit fucked. i need an orthodontist. also somehow while wasted somebody convinced me to robotrip i guess cause i fucked me teeth up so i just pucked for a while and now i cant focus on what im typing at all and everything is weird. fucking monday    i just want some painkillers for my toothk
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Post by: sean on 12 Apr 2011, 02:06
fucking a dxm sucks dont do it kids. i can focus a bit more now but goddamnit this sucks.h
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Post by: sean on 12 Apr 2011, 02:17
ugh i tried posting and i failed. cause dxm is fucking terrible. WHY DO I GET DRUNK AND SAY OKAY ILL DO "X" DRUG GOD IM DUMB
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Post by: Rizzo on 12 Apr 2011, 02:38
I opened my job whiskey! Glenfiddich Rich Oak is pretty good. Not as nice say as their 18yo. A bit harsher but still real nice.

Currently drinking James Squiers Porter. Unnnnf. So good.
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Post by: sean on 12 Apr 2011, 07:17
AUGH

FUCK ROBOTRIPPING FUCK IT TO HELL

im not doing it any more but holy fuck that made my night last night that much worse. i still feel weird and woozy from it. FUCK THAT SHIT ugh. also my fucking teeth augh this sucks.

i really feel like the dumbest person ever right now.
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Post by: WriterofAllWrongs on 12 Apr 2011, 08:07
Sean deserves his own television show.
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Post by: allison on 12 Apr 2011, 09:46
It's called Intervention, it's on A&E.
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Post by: Joseph on 12 Apr 2011, 09:51
damnit allison i was all ready to chastise/congratulate you for being drunk at one in the afternoon
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Post by: allison on 12 Apr 2011, 09:52
It could still happen
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Post by: Joseph on 12 Apr 2011, 10:08
are you drunk yet?
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Post by: sean on 12 Apr 2011, 11:13
It's called Intervention, it's on A&E.

:c
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Post by: Dimmukane on 12 Apr 2011, 18:55
Van Steenberge > Duvel-Moortgat

Although Duvel Green is a pretty damn good draft

In other news, I ended up buying a pretty nice tube online for about 1/3rd the price it would've cost at retail.  Had some friends over last night to christen it...not a good idea to do on weekdays.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 13 Apr 2011, 21:40
Fun fact: Delirium Tremens was the best beer in the world at the World Beer Championships, the year after Gulden Draak won.  Those two are in my top 5 favorite beers (Gulden Draak is #1...I even got their bitchin' tulip glass).

But I actually prefer Ommegang's (Duvel subsidiary) brews over Duvel-Moortgat...I feel like Duvel's a bit too full-bodied, and most of the Maredsous and other ales they make are a tad acidic they make.  Of course, I only tried most of those once, so I may have gotten a bad batch.
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Post by: StaedlerMars on 14 Apr 2011, 06:04
we tried to get a ginger beer going, but it absolutely flopped. Going to definitely try again though, because not even fermented it tasted delicious.
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Post by: imagist42 on 14 Apr 2011, 15:59
we had healthy dinner time last night, with scrumptious salad and vegan lasagna and garlic bread

and two gallons of wine

then we got high

...night was good
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Post by: imagist42 on 14 Apr 2011, 16:00
oh! and ice cream. we had ice cream sundaes and they were sooo delicious
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Post by: WriterofAllWrongs on 14 Apr 2011, 22:11
vegan lasagna
oh! and ice cream.

 :psyduck:
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Post by: sean on 14 Apr 2011, 22:41
well, this is the not sober thread
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Post by: imagist42 on 15 Apr 2011, 08:28
the man has a point

also only the one girl who made said lasagna is actually vegan, the rest of us are just interested in healthier dishes to avoid become complete total fatso fuckoffs
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Post by: WriterofAllWrongs on 15 Apr 2011, 09:12
most vegan foods seem like the type of food you'd have to be drunk to eat.



that said, i am a really unhealthy college kid with awful ethics when it comes to eating, so...
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Post by: JimmyJazz on 16 Apr 2011, 00:38
coming down off molly what that was fun
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Post by: sean on 16 Apr 2011, 00:55
whoa guys.

so this weekend is senior art show weekend in shepherdstown, wv. which means, i had a lot of free wine this evening before 9. and it's likely ima have a bunch of free wine tomorrow. ahhhhhhhhhhhhh drunk art weekend wutup ahhhhhhhhhhh
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Post by: Toba on 17 Apr 2011, 00:22
Re: Ommegang, this is like the best beer I have had in a long time (http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/42/3457) but sadly I have not had it for about half of that long time that I mentioned.

I must get it again as soon as I see it.
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Post by: ummmkay on 17 Apr 2011, 07:42
wine tasting! and then split a bottle of wine at dinner!

yummmmmm
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Post by: McTaggart on 17 Apr 2011, 09:34
I'm broke as hell, but I bought a bottle of bourbon with the intent to stretch it out to maybe three parties. However, I got suckered into a fantastic drinking game and now there is like an inch of that bottle left after just one. Looks like I'm not drinking for the rest of the month at least.
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Post by: WriterofAllWrongs on 17 Apr 2011, 14:17
GUYS I'M DOING ACID TOMORROW I AM SHIT HELLA FUCK PUMPED.

Also, I've had some rum.
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Post by: Theriandros on 17 Apr 2011, 19:13
(I figure this is the best place to go for alcohol advice as everyone here should be experienced)

I'm 20 and have been very law-abiding. On my 21st, what do I drink first?
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Post by: Johnny C on 17 Apr 2011, 20:13
right. and stick to a lighter beer, something mild and not overpowering in terms of hops flavour, i'd say. where are you from?
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Post by: Lines on 17 Apr 2011, 20:21
You guys are no fun. Drink several Long Islands. In a row. Aw yeah.

(Don't do that, that's a terrible idea and you will regret it.)

If you go to a bar that has beer samplers (places that brew their own beer do this, most regular bars don't), do that. Then you can taste a few different things and decide what you like. And if you get a mixed drink, do one alcohol with one non-alcohol. (Like rum and coke, gin and tonic, etc.) Or go crazy and ask the bartender for something crazy. Most bartenders have specialties that are pretty dang good.
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Post by: Johnny C on 17 Apr 2011, 21:11
also, you know what? don't be afraid to order like a strongbow or something. fuck it. cider owns
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Post by: sean on 17 Apr 2011, 21:37
GUYS I AM SO MAD

so tonight i was doing an experiment. i was drinking a 6 pack of raging bitch. for those unfamiliar, raging bitch is a beer brewed by flying dog, which is stationed in fredrick, MD. (about a half hour from my school and my parents haus, opposite directions). raging bitch is 8.3% abv, and is still sold in a 6 pack. this is awesome, as most beers i've found that are over 9% abv are sold in 4 packs (so lame). so my grand experiment tonight was to drink a 6 pack of raging bitch and to see what it does to me (its an "belgian style india pale ale, and its really fucking tasty. its ibu is 60, if anyone cares about that. a little bitter to taste, but hella good.) so im 4 beers deep, and i leave my buddys apartment. i have the other two in his fridge. i open his fride (rather quickly), and as it turns out, the self on his fridge is broken. so one of my beers just flys out, hits the floor, and shatters. i completely lost a beer. A FUCKING NICE ASS BEER TOO!

nooooooooooooooooooooooooo my experiment is ruined i am so goddamn upset (but i am drunk a 6 pack of raging bitch will fuck yr day up) (i just dont know how much GOD I AM MAD)
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Post by: Ballard on 17 Apr 2011, 22:21
It's my fucking birthday as of an hour ago, I'm on my fourth peach bellini, shit is delicious. Going out to a fucking delicious steakhouse tomorrow gonna be such a nice day.
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Post by: Ballard on 17 Apr 2011, 22:23
we tried to get a ginger beer going, but it absolutely flopped. Going to definitely try again though, because not even fermented it tasted delicious.

Also because Dark 'n Stormies are the fucking best.
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Post by: Spluff on 17 Apr 2011, 23:12
It was the most I ever threw up, and it changed my life forever
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Post by: StaedlerMars on 18 Apr 2011, 02:13
also, you know what? don't be afraid to order like a strongbow or something.

this advice is wrong.
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Post by: sean on 18 Apr 2011, 08:22
look man i wasn't even aware of ibu's till last night.
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Post by: Gemmwah on 18 Apr 2011, 08:27
Stella Artois have released a cider called CIDRE and my immediate reaction to seeing it on the cider shelves was WHAT IN THE HELL DO THE BELGIANS KNOW ABOUT CIDER!?
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Post by: pwhodges on 18 Apr 2011, 14:52
It's my evening alone this week, and I've just had half a bottle of wine that needed finishing up.  I am listening to organ music on my earphones, and have been dancing round the kitchen to a Bach fugue singing (quietly) "Oh Ebenezer Prout, you are a funny man, you'll make Bach sound as silly as you can"* while holding a Marmite sandwich in one hand.


* Ebenezer Prout was a notable English music theorist and teacher in the latter part of the nineteenth century, who used silly phrases fitted to the themes of the fugues in Bach's 48 as an aide memoire for his students - who retaliated by setting the words above to another Bach fugue for organ.
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Post by: valley_parade on 18 Apr 2011, 16:01
also, you know what? don't be afraid to order like a strongbow or something. fuck it. cider owns

Kris once told me that Strongbow was "hobo piss".

I dunno man, I like it. I prefer Woodchuck, but it'll do in a pinch.
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Post by: Gemmwah on 18 Apr 2011, 16:06
Stella artois is a single beer. Surely you mean InBev. Also, fuck InBev.
They don't seem to be selling it here, so it's purely an international thing, cynically using the name for evil.


(http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk92/_beatingheartsbaby/stella20cidre.jpg)



Also, Strongbow is Hobo Piss and Fosters (although not cider) is Skippy Piss.
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Post by: ackblom12 on 18 Apr 2011, 16:16
This is my favorite beer!

(http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/7122/tumblrlhpfedctty1qz8ovi.jpg) (http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/2378/1002770x.jpg) (http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/7975/laphroaig10yearsoldsing.jpg) (http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/8385/ardbeg.jpg)

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Post by: Johnny C on 18 Apr 2011, 16:33
this is probably my favourite american beer:

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3357/3644756895_950931921b.jpg)

this is probably my favourite canadian beer:

(http://www.beeroftheday.com/beer_images/unibroue_maudite/unibroue_maudite_3.jpg)
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Post by: valley_parade on 18 Apr 2011, 16:36
The only Canadian beer I've ever had was Molson.

And that Molson XXX stuff that's high ABV than normal Molson?

I dunno. Got really drunk on it during the Champions League final last year.
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Post by: Johnny C on 18 Apr 2011, 16:54
molson sucks, it's like canada's anheuser-busch
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Post by: valley_parade on 18 Apr 2011, 16:56
I don't exactly live in an area with access to lots of foreign beer. Stupid middle of nowhere.
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Post by: celticgeek on 18 Apr 2011, 20:43
I finally located some Ardbeg Uigeadail in my town, and I am having a wee dram right now.  It's pretty good.  I like it a lot.  Better than Laphroaig?  Well, maybe.
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Post by: squawk on 19 Apr 2011, 17:41
high right now. tomorrow is 420 and i go to santa cruz. wwwwwooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Post by: KharBevNor on 19 Apr 2011, 17:44
Hadn't realised it was weed and columbine and Hitler today but I just smoked some weed and took some codeine so I am like woooop. (actually less woop more just chilled).
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Post by: WriterofAllWrongs on 19 Apr 2011, 17:48
I have a question, guys.  Is acid a bad idea if I am over the worst of a chest cold but still coughing and snotty?  I have absolutely no experience with it, so I don't know what is all that responsible.
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Post by: Alex C on 19 Apr 2011, 17:51
Surly

The relatively easy availability of Surly Bender is one of the nice things about living in Minnesota. I try to keep some on hand.
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Post by: onewheelwizzard on 19 Apr 2011, 18:19
I have a question, guys.  Is acid a bad idea if I am over the worst of a chest cold but still coughing and snotty?  I have absolutely no experience with it, so I don't know what is all that responsible.

My experience with acid and sinus/chest congestion (of both the chest-cold and smoker's-cough variety) suggests that at some point or another during the trip, you will feel the visceral NEED to expel all offending mucus from your face, and you will spend a considerable amount of time in the bathroom making shocking and guttural noises and spitting and expectorating and blowing your nose and generally being really gross for a while.  Then, once you've gotten rid of all the obstructions to your airways, you'll feel awesome and that feeling will stick with you even after you come down from the trip.

Honestly, it's a questionable call.  You might find that it seriously disrupts your trip to be really acutely aware of your respiratory issues, and you'll find it difficult and/or unpleasant to address them while tripping.  Conversely, you might find that the heightened sense of your physical body that acid gives you makes it possible for you to force out icky material that you're better off without, and you'll successfully purge large amounts of effluvia that would otherwise have been impossible to get rid of.  If you do opt to trip, be prepared to temporarily sideline yourself to dedicate some time to coughing up loogies.  If you're really grossed out by that idea, you might want to hold off on tripping until your various cavities are clear.
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Post by: WriterofAllWrongs on 19 Apr 2011, 18:22
Holding off then.  Thanks much for giving me way more insight than I thought anyone would be able to provide.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 19 Apr 2011, 19:14
I only ever did that with a disagreeable lower intestine once.  Took a few trips to the toilet to empty myself and felt loads better (no pun intended).  While I felt fantastic afterward, and it had no negative impact on my trip (I met a chameleon on the wall while I was on the john, it was the coolest lizard ever), I ended up not liking that I had to spend that much time worrying about my bodily functions, so I've tried to avoid that situation since.  It's up to the individual, though.
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Post by: sean on 19 Apr 2011, 19:26
welp even though im trying to smoke less pot looks like i might start the holiday season early...
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: JimmyJazz on 19 Apr 2011, 22:45
Marijuana, class cancelled, band practice, finishing a paper and getting super blazed again to watch Dawn of the Dead = best day ever
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Post by: onewheelwizzard on 20 Apr 2011, 02:24
I'm so high and it's so late and I made such a terrible decision when I didn't go to bed 5 hours ago ... but I made a poi video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJ5dv2N45SI) so I'm going to sleep happy.
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Post by: öde on 20 Apr 2011, 02:32
took some codeine so I am like DERP A DERR
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Post by: nufan on 20 Apr 2011, 09:39
It's actually 20/04.
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Post by: öde on 20 Apr 2011, 14:58
Henry Wadworth's Original IPA, extremely popular in and around Devizes, apparently.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: sean on 22 Apr 2011, 10:11
oh my god.

i was drinking with a friend last night, and it turned out his roommate had a deep fryer and we started frying everything we could get our hands on. i think i felt more sick from the food than booze.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: sean on 23 Apr 2011, 13:25
HAHA weekend part two so i went to a show that was byob and drank an obscene amount of beer and woke up at 5am puking my guts out on my bed and then started freaking out cause i thought the zombie apocalypse was starting. cleaning up has been so fun today!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: sean on 23 Apr 2011, 13:45
oh god i just found out that i was blacked out for like two hours before i vomited.

oh fuck
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Toba on 24 Apr 2011, 00:07
Johnny,

Oh god, Maudite is so good. I need to get some soon.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: greenMonkey on 24 Apr 2011, 07:02
Johnny,

Oh god, Maudite is so good. I need to get some soon.

Truth.

Got high last night.  For whatever reason, perhaps because I had been incredibly high on Tuesday night, I didn't get that high.  But it was actually quite nice.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: sean on 25 Apr 2011, 00:59
oh god so apparently a friend of mine is coming into town to trip mushrooms with me this thursday and is giving me anywhere from 2.5-3.5 grams of free mushrooms.

 :psyduck:

sometimes life is too nice to me.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: ummmkay on 28 Apr 2011, 16:29
celebratory new job champagne. gonna get drunk on a thursday.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: richlitt on 29 Apr 2011, 15:41
Yes! I am drunk.

Also, taylor swift.

I have nothing more to say.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: StaedlerMars on 29 Apr 2011, 20:48
the end of the story is: that taylor swift song really *really* sounds like that bowling for soup song.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Durin on 30 Apr 2011, 01:40
Friend of mine is stupid.

No one can deal with him when he's drunk apparently but I can. But I can't deal with his ANYTHING when I'm drunk. My GOD.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Patrick on 30 Apr 2011, 01:53
I love being high and getting phone calls from recent exes and not enjoying any part of having my buzz killed out from under me.

Which is why I'm glad I has moar w33d <3
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Toba on 30 Apr 2011, 13:00
So quite drunk last night, got the phone number of a pretty girl, and feel pretty sorry for myself physically at the moment
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: scarred on 30 Apr 2011, 13:35
Drank a ton of wine, smoked a bit of weed, feelin' groovy this morning. Gonna do it all again tonight but I have work tomorrow, so maybe to a lesser extent.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: richlitt on 01 May 2011, 05:06
Two nights ago: got incredibly drunk, made out with someone I think?
Last night: got incredibly drunk at the Beltan fire festival afterparty. made out with several women who were a) painted red b) symbolized fire c) topless.

Pagan win!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Johnny C on 01 May 2011, 14:29
Johnny,

Oh god, Maudite is so good. I need to get some soon.

hell yeah!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 02 May 2011, 20:39
In an attempt to simultaneously relax and energize in order to achieve the idea mindset for studying, I have mixed two-day old coffee with cheap red wine and some Mickey's malt liquor for light carbonation.

Taste: Surprisingly not horrible (but far, far from good)
Effect: To be determined! I'm feeling a little cracked in the brain already though.

There is something very very wrong with me.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: squawk on 02 May 2011, 20:48
I'm just kind of staring at that post like the picture of fry squinting.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Patrick on 03 May 2011, 01:05
Man. I got my homie a 40 of Mickey's for his birthday. Only 'cause it's his favorite though. When I drink 40s, it's Olde English. Because at 7.5% ABV, that's how you get proper fucked.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: JimmyJazz on 12 May 2011, 18:07
am mad drunk and just although i caved into someone trolling bigotry on facebook i beat them in an argument so take THAT racists
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 15 May 2011, 01:05
So I know this might be kind of bad form but I really gotta put this out there

Me and my girlfriend tripped together on 2C-B earlier today, and the sex was so good that afterwards we spent probably 10 straight minutes giggling uncontrollably, because every time one of us was about to catch our breath, we'd make eye contact and get halfway through saying "holy shit" before dissolving once more into cascades of laughter

Like, seriously, guys, I mean, damn

You should try this stuff sometime
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: nufan on 15 May 2011, 06:16
My friend, who is an encyclopedia of drugs especially of the psychedelic kind, claims 2C-B is pretty much the best thing he's ever taken. I don't think he did it exactly the way you did it but still.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: greenMonkey on 15 May 2011, 14:10
Amazed I didn't post in this thread last night.  I was belligerently overenthusiastic about everything.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: abadname on 30 May 2011, 01:50
tonight was my bachelor party, I have not been sober for a long time.  My fiancee is really dissaponted iwth this and i hate it, she said i pushed her away throughing up.  Fuck dawggggg.  I'm pretty sure she'll still marry me though.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Thomas Edison on 16 Jun 2011, 11:42
Right so last time I went out I drank a litre of vodka and subsequently got banned from our main nightclub, threw a chair off a balcony, almost got run over and pissed off my room mate by bringing a girl back.

What should my drink of choice be tonight to try and top this? I'm working with a budget of £30.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: valley_parade on 16 Jun 2011, 12:13
Cheap gin!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: valley_parade on 16 Jun 2011, 12:17
Wait Ryan why am I encouraging you?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Thomas Edison on 16 Jun 2011, 12:26
Because the inevitable antics and fallout will be hilarious.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Thomas Edison on 16 Jun 2011, 12:29
Or lethal.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Thomas Edison on 16 Jun 2011, 12:29
Or both!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Toba on 16 Jun 2011, 20:14
I'm 100% sober and it's MESSED UP
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: greenMonkey on 17 Jun 2011, 21:10
Had some beers from Surly brewing co and they were delicious.  Surly Bender (brown ale kind of thing) was nice and smooth, and Surly Furious (IPA kind of thing) was HOPPY AS FUCK AND AWESOME.  And now it's time for Summit Extra Pale Ale.  It has been Minnesota beer night here in Minnesota.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Patrick on 24 Jun 2011, 18:43
I am home alone for the next few hours.

Time to break out the bong, awwwwwwwwww yeaaaaaaaaah
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: richlitt on 25 Jun 2011, 16:44
I was just drorking!

It was  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Toba on 26 Jun 2011, 16:41
(http://i.imgur.com/eKkMw.jpg)
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: schimmy on 28 Jun 2011, 05:36
Oh man, the guy I was sat next to on saturday got searched, and let's just say they got the wrong guy. It was a pretty scary experience, but everything turned out okay, so yay!

In semi-related news: making pasta, having a spliff, and then eating said pasta is an excellent way of getting to know someone.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Caleb on 04 Jul 2011, 00:56
doobie

Doobie is like the cutest word for a spliff ever. It's almost as good as how my mum still calls it 'Mary Jane'.

I totally agree with this.

This is really what it is al about.

Taking a name which amkes SENSE.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Caleb on 04 Jul 2011, 00:57
I used to post here more.

Is it giving up on a forum?

Pr letting that forum create it's own thing?

I mean I idnd't contriubue myuch

I dunno.

maybe there is value in the new stuff and I should just totally move on.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Caleb on 04 Jul 2011, 01:04
You guys should all just realise the value in yoursleves.

Then maybe good things will happen.

That mght bee an otompsist statment.

but it's true.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: ZJGent on 04 Jul 2011, 08:48
I am drinking very very good scotch in a bar right now (the wonders of the internet)

hit me up if you want to skype with an inebriate brit
(I'm veering towards the pleasant side of tiddly)
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Thomas Edison on 04 Jul 2011, 16:22
I wish I was an inebriate Brit right now. However I have no alcohol or friends that wish to go and drink.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: boxedwine on 04 Jul 2011, 20:12
Drinking. this thread called to me.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: WestEnder67 on 05 Jul 2011, 20:17
Inebriate Brits don't need friends to drink. Case in point here - though I'm more Scottish than British.

And on another note, yay for cheap Spanish lager.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Elizzybeth on 05 Jul 2011, 20:34
Not Sober Thread, I tried mushrooms for the first time yesterday, in Santa Cruz.  I was scared, but it ended up being a great experience!  We walked for over five hours, because it felt terrible to be sitting down.  Went to this beautiful, enormous garden that was totally empty; took a hike; walked to the pier, tripped out over the lights and sounds and people; hung out on the beach.

A+, will trip again.  Will maybe even try a higher dose.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Lupercal on 06 Jul 2011, 15:44
I love bourbon. Fuck.

Met some new people tonight and they were awesome. Hopefully they'll be in my life for a good little while.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Patrick on 06 Jul 2011, 19:30
I am sober now, yes. I am going to a bar where I've never once had to pay for a drink in my life just 'cause the owner thinks I'm cool or something. Aaaaawwwwwww yeaaaahhhhh!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: [email protected] on 12 Jul 2011, 21:48
im drnk i need more aclchols whera can you find u som tfor me? smilsi are crepein me out
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Elizzybeth on 13 Jul 2011, 00:18
Man, according to your comment history, you must've had one hell of a drink in the four minutes between your last post and this one.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Toba on 13 Jul 2011, 08:33
Total mastermind there, running shit all over the place.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: richlitt on 13 Jul 2011, 13:54
We just bought booze. We will be drinking from 7am tomorrow until 3am friday. Expect posts.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: StaedlerMars on 14 Jul 2011, 03:59
i'm not sober. it's 12am.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: StaedlerMars on 14 Jul 2011, 04:00
it's noon*
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: StaedlerMars on 14 Jul 2011, 04:01
alan rickman is the best.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 15 Jul 2011, 20:21
I am so tired and I should go to bed instead of drinking but I can't sleep.  I have to go walk/jog around a track for at least an hour at 2 AM and I have no time for a nap so I guess I will drink these beers and watch terrible television to stay awake.  At least it is for a good cause (Relay for Life).
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: StaedlerMars on 16 Jul 2011, 01:47
I biked into a tree last night.

It was a pretty good argument for the whole "don't drive and use your cell phone at the same time" thing.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: greenMonkey on 29 Aug 2011, 09:42
Over a month since this thread was updated = DRINK MOAR

First cyclocross race tomorrow = 30 minutes of pain and then recovery beers.  Many recovery beers.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Regress on 29 Aug 2011, 17:11
Pretty muich the only thing I like about working a real job is going out for drinks aftewards!

Edit: Drunk, Drunk, Drunk, Drunk
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Lupercal on 09 Sep 2011, 04:34
So yeahhhhhhh i'm still drunk after waking up and finding humus under my sofa, a bra in the living room, and a bruise from my girlfriend above my eye. Wine plus friends equals get naked, apparently, although its worse when  you don't remember it. I know that I didn't do anything bad, apart from let it happen. Or instigate it. Or something.

C'mon body its like 12:34pm and I still feel drunk, jeeez
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: idontunderstand on 09 Sep 2011, 17:10
buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuttfuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. yeah right


you should try it. it's not that icky. it's OK. and. yeah. din't hesitate. be the first one in your neighbourhhood
to give it to her
up the
butt.

ok?

fine. now I shall be nown as the buttfuck indian. remember this. bye. fuck you. in the butt.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Thomas Edison on 09 Sep 2011, 17:38
My nan got me this as a housewarming gift.

(http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/76/30891410150431917384348.jpg)
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Thomas Edison on 09 Sep 2011, 17:48
She got me a picture of me drinking jack daniels.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: idontunderstand on 10 Sep 2011, 01:22
That's kinda skanky!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: questionablecontentfan on 12 Sep 2011, 10:07
I don't drink...
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Regress on 12 Sep 2011, 15:39
Oh my God, we stumbled into an entire pot field while working on a Oak Savanna restoration. YAY!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: questionablecontentfan on 12 Sep 2011, 16:43
I don't drink...
Kind of not the point dude

I just get sick of the assumption that everyone gets drunk.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: questionablecontentfan on 12 Sep 2011, 18:34
Who cares? This is the nonsober thread.

Maybe take the attitude down a bit. That would be nice.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Dimmukane on 12 Sep 2011, 21:40
Trying to tell a bunch of people posting in a thread specifically created for them to contain all of their inebriation and any antics that sprang out of said inebriation to calm down is about as pointless as...


Hrm.

Can't think of anything more pointless.  It'll most likely have the exact opposite effect.  What are you, some kind of booze nazi (http://qkme.me/353cs4)?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: questionablecontentfan on 12 Sep 2011, 21:47
What? All I did was say I didn't drink. I am allowed to share my experience in the thread as others share theirs.

I actually required no response to my response.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: pwhodges on 12 Sep 2011, 23:29
But you did respond yourself.  You made an apparently judgemental response in a clearly inappropriate place; don't try to argue about it in this thread, where it doesn't belong - it would be better to consider in the relationship thread why you say things that annoy people, and then continue to press the point.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: questionablecontentfan on 13 Sep 2011, 06:13
I say things that annoy people? That's a pretty sweeping statement based on the perception of a few people, in one incident.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Metope on 13 Sep 2011, 06:48
    ? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7HjBr_QMXI)
   /
 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Thomas Edison on 13 Sep 2011, 08:32
I think we all just need to have a drink and calm down.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: questionablecontentfan on 13 Sep 2011, 10:18
I'm calling it: Questionablecontent is a professional troll sent by Tim Buckley.


Why would you say something like this about me? Do I talk about you like that? No.

What is your problem?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: questionablecontentfan on 13 Sep 2011, 11:21
Whatever your problems are with me, I'd appreciate it if you kept them to yourself. Thanks.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Patrick on 13 Sep 2011, 12:57
Quit acting like a pissed off grounded teenager in every single thread I have so much as opened today, QCfan. You may find that people will stop having problems with you when you stop defaulting to angry defensive mode.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: questionablecontentfan on 13 Sep 2011, 13:00
*sigh*
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Thomas Edison on 13 Sep 2011, 13:25
That about sums it up, really.


Aaaaanyway. I've got cheap wine because I'm cheap and it's alcoholic! Let's see what tonight brings.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Regress on 13 Sep 2011, 15:25
Shitty day at work, but I just realized I had a nice Lambic waiting for me back at home. Time to see how hungover I can be in the morning.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Cire27 on 13 Sep 2011, 20:49
Does scotch amke anyone elses' face numb?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Barmymoo on 14 Sep 2011, 06:37
I haven't ever drunk scotch, because I also don't drink, but I smelt some amazingly delicious smelling whiskey (is that the same thing?) and it made my cheeks tingle, so I'm guessing that actually drinking it would probably paralyse my face entirely.

You guys, sometimes whiskey smells reaaaaally nice.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: idontunderstand on 14 Sep 2011, 06:39
Yeah yeah, that's happened to me.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Patrick on 14 Sep 2011, 11:19
I haven't ever drunk scotch, because I also don't drink, but I smelt some amazingly delicious smelling whiskey (is that the same thing?)

Glad you asked, because there actually is a difference! Scotch is 'whisky', but it's 'whiskey' for everybody else.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Toba on 15 Sep 2011, 07:37
I had some great scotch last night
I got very angry and yelled at myself in the mirror last night
I tripped over things this morning

These 3 things are utterly unrelated I assure you
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Barmymoo on 15 Sep 2011, 13:31
Other than spelling, what is the difference?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: pwhodges on 15 Sep 2011, 13:41
Where they come from; hence the water, the peat through which it was filtered, and things like that.  Scots whisky is made using malted barley (hence the name "malt whisky", or "single malt" if only one variety is used), and the use of peat flavouring for many of them (most notably those from the island of Islay) is distinctively Scottish; other whiskeys are made using various other grains (hence the name "grain whiskey"); bourbon is made from grain which is more than half corn (i.e. maize).
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Patrick on 16 Sep 2011, 00:45
Oh hello I am a little drunk right now you guys

I am also feeling a good amount of nausea and I don't think it is the beer because I have had two

Congratulations Patrick you have an illness of some kind
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Cire27 on 16 Sep 2011, 21:29
I'm finding that the only good experiences I'm having in college is while drunk.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Patrick on 17 Sep 2011, 02:48
After playing a show and watching somebody else's after, and after enjoying some homebrewed Kölsch I helped make, a bowl of fine marijuana is a good way to top off the evening.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Skewbrow on 17 Sep 2011, 13:21
My left hand saved the day. I made a trip to a liqour store to stock up. There she was. Standing alone on the shelf. A single bottle with an enticing label in friendly red letters: "Laphroaig, cask strength". My brain was telling me: "You don't necessarily like that, you never tried that before, just take that Talisker like you always do. It may be too strong for ya?" But my left hand just wouldn't let go. I was standing there for like three minutes caressing the neck... Then a friendly sales clerk showed up: "You know, that's the last bottle of the batch we ordered. You won't be getting any more this year..." Just a tad over 50 euros.


Ahhhhhh...
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: celticgeek on 17 Sep 2011, 13:51
Your left hand made the right decision.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: greenMonkey on 20 Sep 2011, 08:42
I'm finding that the only good experiences I'm having in college is while drunk.

That's unfortunate.

In other news, Deschutes Brewery 'The Stoic' Quad.  11%.  MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYESSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Thomas Edison on 20 Sep 2011, 12:55
Spent my last fiver on 12 bottles of Tuborg for the Freshers U.V rave tonight. All I've had to eat today is a steak and ale pasty I convinced my Malaysian friend to buy me for breakfast and a tin of sweetcorn I found in a cupboard. Student liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Cire27 on 23 Sep 2011, 19:07
I'm such a cheap drunk.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Schmov17 on 23 Sep 2011, 19:36
Where all the drunk bitches at?   :-o
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: dr. nervioso on 23 Sep 2011, 19:43
Cire27: It is better to be a cheap drunk than an expensive drunk.

If I ever drink, I will drink wine. Or something that doesn't smell like ass. I'm sorry, but if I'm gonna kill some brain cells, I want to smell something nice while doing so. So the cheap liquor would be out. Really, the only reason I never cnsider drinking an option for me isn't because of my weird nervous system, but rather if I ever went for drinks with anyone, I would get unending grief about drinking like a girl.

The only real alcohol that I could stand smelling would be wine. But that reminds me of old french men.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: TRVA123 on 23 Sep 2011, 23:21
When I first started drinking I liked the sweet good-smelling drinks.... but as my tastebuds became more accustomed to drinking (and as I got older, I started drinking around age 14) and I began to like the taste of alcohols that I would never have enjoyed when I started drinking. Good scotch, dry wines, beers in general, I now love all of these things!

By the way, in the spirit of fall I am going to share my favourite drink recipe!

Take a mug of hot cider and add 2 shots of butterscotch schnapps!

or vary the amount of schnapps to your taste, but I find two shots to be the right amount for me.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Dimmukane on 24 Sep 2011, 13:06
Just a heads up: some beer smells amazing.  You're not limited to just wines if you're going for the olfactory factor.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: dr. nervioso on 24 Sep 2011, 18:07
Well I like fruit based stuff anyway. Also, don't tell me there's a fruity beer, cause that just sounds nasty.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: valley_parade on 24 Sep 2011, 21:39
Raspberry hefes, Pumpkin ales, have you never drank beer before?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Dollface on 25 Sep 2011, 08:02
Its official i can fast draw.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: greenMonkey on 26 Sep 2011, 10:31
Just a heads up: some beer smells amazing.  You're not limited to just wines if you're going for the olfactory factor.

Crack open a can of Surly Furious, and before you even take a sip you will be literally assaulted by the most delicious hop aroma.  You could be forgiven for thinking you just opened a can of fresh grapefruit juice instead of ale.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: valley_parade on 01 Oct 2011, 07:07
Thinking I was sippin' on some water last night, my friend kinda bombed my almost empty cup with Octoberfest.

Gin + tonic + ice + beer = oh nooooooooooo
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Thomas Edison on 01 Oct 2011, 16:25
Found a drink called Dragon Soup.

It's 8% and also an energy drink and I think it's the closest I'll ever get to FourLoko in the U.K.

Let's see how tonight goes.

(It tastes like blue slush puppies and that is probably the best taste it could have)
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Thomas Edison on 02 Oct 2011, 05:02
Used bushes as slides, walked under a bridge and through a river in my underwear with a very pretty accomplice, went to go under another bridge and got warned away by a disembodied voice of reason (found out this morning the bridge is where a load of homeless people live and they tend to stab people if they go under there, so kudos to whichever homeless dude warned us away with his voice of God), had a stir fry made for me and then woke up in a bed that wasn't my own.

Everything else between that is a blurry blur of blurred vision.

Edit: Oh and we found a load of hubcaps and hid them under my friends duvet.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: idontunderstand on 04 Oct 2011, 11:57
buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuttfuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. yeah right


you should try it. it's not that icky. it's OK. and. yeah. din't hesitate. be the first one in your neighbourhhood
to give it to her
up the
butt.

ok?

fine. now I shall be nown as the buttfuck indian. remember this. bye. fuck you. in the butt.

I have no memory of this. I am not into that.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: pwhodges on 04 Oct 2011, 12:44
Drunk people think they speak the truth

FTFY
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: valley_parade on 04 Oct 2011, 13:23
Used bushes as slides, walked under a bridge and through a river in my underwear with a very pretty accomplice, went to go under another bridge and got warned away by a disembodied voice of reason (found out this morning the bridge is where a load of homeless people live and they tend to stab people if they go under there, so kudos to whichever homeless dude warned us away with his voice of God), had a stir fry made for me and then woke up in a bed that wasn't my own.

Everything else between that is a blurry blur of blurred vision.

Edit: Oh and we found a load of hubcaps and hid them under my friends duvet.

I know you were joking about coming here when you turn 21, but if you do, BRING AMPLE AMOUNTS OF THIS THING.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: idontunderstand on 05 Oct 2011, 03:46
Drunk people think they speak the truth

FTFY

That's an uncomfortable truth you have there.

I'm gunna stop drinking and start boxing. So you will never see me here again. Maybe.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Lupercal on 05 Oct 2011, 14:31
Drunk people think they speak the truth

FTFY

That's an uncomfortable truth you have there.

I'm gunna stop drinking and start boxing. So you will never see me here again. Maybe.

Either way you're gonna get a headache. Drinking's way more social than a broken face, but don't let peer pressure rule your life. Rocky turned out pretty well after all.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Thomas Edison on 05 Oct 2011, 17:59
I know you were joking about coming here when you turn 21, but if you do, BRING AMPLE AMOUNTS OF THIS THING.

I wasn't joking. When I'm 21 I'm hitting America hard.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: valley_parade on 05 Oct 2011, 19:44
Ryannnnnnnnn <3
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: LeeC on 07 Oct 2011, 21:19
my brother's 21st birthday as told to me by him on face book.
"well we all went out to the sports arena (bowling)
and i got pretty drunk
then we all went over to this bar downtown
i kept drinking then i blacked out
apparently this hot chick amy was like ryan come outside
i didnt hear her and she said come outside and ill make out with you
so i went outside lol
we sat outside in the middle of downtown and she pulled weed out and apparently i smoked it with her
i was groaping her and making out with her lmao
NO memory
then we go into the bar and the bartender is kicking us out cuz someone destroyed the paper towl rack
so i flip out and start flicking the bartender off and cussing
and i take the bar's flag out the holster and throw it on the ground
we finally leave and i dont remember denny's at all but apparently we went in there and i eventually passed out
they carried me to my friends car
left me in there for 15 minutes
i threw up all over myself and left my friends car
i started walking
this is when i came out of blackoutness
i was lost
i must of walked 4-5 miles
all my firends were looking for me
for 3 hrs
they called and filled a police report
it was cold as fuck out
and i ended up going to a cement block factory and losing my wallet there
i didnt have my phone cuz i was calling and texting ppl so my friend took that from me earlier that night
i tried to sleep at the cement factory but it was too damn cold
so i kept walking and eventually walked up to some random house
i went up to their truck and opened it up and hoped in
i slept in some dudes truck then woke up in the morning and called mom and dad lol"
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Barmymoo on 08 Oct 2011, 03:12
Happy birthday, dude. You're an adult now.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: greenMonkey on 13 Dec 2011, 13:20
Ah drunk thread.  I've missed you.  I have one thing to say: beer.  That is all.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: DrPhibes on 13 Dec 2011, 19:03
enough beer.

Late night in public park joint.

I feel complete. listening too some after night drinks skrillex via complain thread... wow it works!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Skewbrow on 16 Dec 2011, 12:32
Ahh. Testing a new bottle of Talisker. 18-year-old stuff, too. Expecting the quality of my posts to degrade even below my usual level of non-sequiturity. Apparently I already got kicked out of DISCUSS? Doesn't look good. But the taste...
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: DrPhibes on 16 Dec 2011, 19:51
5 in the morning.

not sober indeed. Fine evenening after a gooooood nioght out with the socialst party nijmegen :)
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Zingoleb on 17 Dec 2011, 05:25
Cross-posting from the blog thread. I guess that could be cping 'cause I've seen 'cp' as cross-post elsewhere but it also looks like 'child porn' and I don't necessarily want people to think I'm child porning here from much of anywhere, really.

Um.

I just realized I've been softly saying the word 'very' over and over again because I like the way it feels in my mouth
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Zingoleb on 17 Dec 2011, 05:28
That's not me being high. That's me being me, but just drunk enough to tell you about it.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: DrPhibes on 17 Dec 2011, 18:31
Again.

Good gala this time. Had to DJ from 9-12 with some break of half an hour :)
After that I let Bart DJ. He said to me not to play the song i was playing at the time (Justice - Phantom 1)... He then proceded to rickroll the whole Gala.
But he did play a good set all through :)

Edit: listening to a song called King Alcohol meanwhile :X
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Papersatan on 19 Dec 2011, 00:46
I drank tonight. At first Stephen was also drnking but I kept on after he stopped.  Now I am lonly and homesick.  I mist my friends what that I could get drunk with and hangout all night.  I still don't have any real frinds here.  some people I met at Grad school, and I can drink with them at a bar a little, or a big houe party, but not like, just 4-8 people chillin all night and drinking and getting close.  I miss the hyper-sexual dancing, and the atheist cynical judgement on the world, and the laying on laps and tryign to play a fantisy flight game while gettign drunker and drunker and that shit is hard sober and giving up and just watchign youtube ont he tv, and makign fun of each other and... I miss my friends :(  I think I'm gonna try to visit for new years see if I can't get a good drunk night int.   

(sorry for the typing, so drunk)
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Lupercal on 25 Dec 2011, 13:33
Christmas is that wonderful time of the year when you can just drink before midday and nobody cares. Brandy and cream in my coffee this morning followed by Brandy Alexander, followed by champagne, then a few glasses of red wine at dinner, now some ale, oh man, pretty good right now.

Merry Fucking Christmas
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: beat mouse on 25 Dec 2011, 23:59
weed codiene and enough booze to drop a rugby club, gooooooo christmas!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Mister D Nomms on 26 Dec 2011, 19:35
The Hebrew Hammer is now a trademark for a pokalyptik  film. Bizzare animal sex noises fill the hills as a bloody giant descends upon acity. I'm out. Don't shoot me when I go.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Mister D Nomms on 26 Dec 2011, 22:01
Brown brown get around, I getaround! Shaking my legs, you potties! Potty says to ok. I love you potty! You potties! I oughta throw you south into my butt wagon, you potty.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Zingoleb on 26 Dec 2011, 22:25
That's not me being high. That's me being me, but just drunk enough to tell you about it.

Was just thinking about this night. My Jewish friend was giving me nitrous. The German got gassed by a Jew.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Barmymoo on 07 Jan 2012, 02:48
I think I might still be drunk the next morning.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Mister D Nomms on 07 Jan 2012, 07:25
I'm timing the second season of Nurse Jackie to match what's about to go down. This will be either very good or a waste of 6 hours.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: TRVA123 on 09 Jan 2012, 12:13
Or prepare for vinegar. Hopefully the wine is still good, though.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: DrPhibes on 09 Jan 2012, 16:35
lolz, not quiete That drunk but im not sober either. In 13 hours and 40 minutes I got  resit...  :psyduck:

ive acutally drunk a little too much... but people came over from another city and so... i kinda had to?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Carl-E on 09 Jan 2012, 23:20
Went to the weekly poker game for the first time in... damn near half a year.  Had five beers in 3 hours, more than I'm used to.  Big glass of water, took the dog for a stagger around the block. 

Bed sounds good - I'm getting old. 
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Mister D Nomms on 10 Jan 2012, 02:52
I played poker for ramen noodles and postage stamps. I was a terrible poker player, but my pills were worth at least a dinner.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: DrPhibes on 10 Jan 2012, 03:25
Im sobering up and I just got that reminder mail about the assignment (presentation) that I forgot to make whilst I have an exam in a few hours. Im boned.  :psyduck:
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Carl-E on 10 Jan 2012, 05:00
The panic/stress thread is over there...----->
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: greenMonkey on 05 Feb 2012, 03:59
Gin is a helluva drink.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Zingoleb on 05 Feb 2012, 04:04
The panic/stress thread is over there...----->

No, it isn't, you damn liar! That was the quote button!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: DrPhibes on 05 Feb 2012, 04:05
and i posted it here cus i was proper drunk att
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Sorflakne on 05 Feb 2012, 07:38
I'm 100% sober, but having a case of chills and dizziness should qualify me for "should not operate heavy machinery", which they also say about drunkeness.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Carl-E on 05 Feb 2012, 08:48
The panic/stress thread is over there...----->

No, it isn't, you damn liar! That was the quote button!

Sorry, I get disoriented easily...

\
 \
  \
   \
    V

Maybe this way?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Zingoleb on 05 Feb 2012, 08:50
That points to...uh...here.

         (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/Themes/qc/images/h_powered-php.gif) (http://www.php.net/)
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Carl-E on 05 Feb 2012, 08:51
Well, fuck.  I'll have to ride with you to get you there, then. 

Slide over. 
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: syrupykeyboard on 10 Feb 2012, 04:19
With a bowler hat
This shitty wine tastes better
I long for pizza

A second one:

Oh fuck you scabies
What the fuck God c'mon now
Fuck's sake this is old

EDIT: Drunk Haiku is a legitimate thing yes? I remember hearing about it somewhere.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Zingoleb on 10 Feb 2012, 04:41
Drunken haikus are
Not a legitimate thing
'Cause it's really hard to count syllables when you're pissed
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: pwhodges on 10 Feb 2012, 05:02
Limerick time:

There once was a man from Japan,
Whose limericks never would scan.
   When asked why 'twas so,
   He replied, "Yes, I know,
But I always try to fit as many words into the last line as ever I possibly can!"
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Mister D Nomms on 12 Feb 2012, 22:57
I knew tthis one mother fuker who didn have any means for re-frying beans. that motherfucker is me. I want some beans of the refried persuasion. I'd straight up milk something to get a bowl of refried beans and nacho cheese. Maybe some fucking BEEF too.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Mister D Nomms on 12 Feb 2012, 23:04
Soup Du Jour. Shoop Da Woop Du Jour
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Mister D Nomms on 12 Feb 2012, 23:49
I sense that under Deerhoof's happy bright shell is a few very sad and depraved people. They're disgusted by the happy lyrics, but compelled to sing them anyway! Even putting happyy music to it!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Thomas Edison on 16 Feb 2012, 22:00
I think I've got gum in one of my sideburns and I'm really hoping I'm not gonna have to shave it off tomorrow because I fucking love having sideburns
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Thomas Edison on 16 Feb 2012, 22:01
On the plus side though the right side of my face is minty fresh
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Thomas Edison on 16 Feb 2012, 22:01
ladies
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Omega Entity on 16 Feb 2012, 22:12
You probably won't have to shave it. Just get some peanut butter, rub it into the gum and it should come out.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Mister D Nomms on 16 Feb 2012, 22:33
Have you ever ate gum and chocolate at the same time? Maybe you can use that to melt it out.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: syrupykeyboard on 18 Feb 2012, 06:05
My roommate's ferret
Shat in my shoe, and this is
NOT acceptable

I am a woman
But my body is stupid
And says I'm a man

I work night-shift at
Circle K; it is a real
Fucking shitty job

I do not get paid
Enough to take your bitching;
GIVE ME YOUR I.D.

Use the right trash bag
For fuck's sake it is not hard
Dumb-Ass co-worker

Oh dear God; Mad Dog
Is such as a fool's liquor
Am I addicted?

In July my lease
Is up; what in the hell am
I gonna do then?

I am not quite sure
If this should go in this thread
Or the bloggy one;

But I am now drunk
So it goes in "Sober" thread?
I am so sorry

I wish that my face
Was minty fresh; but alas!
It will never be
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Toba on 03 Mar 2012, 09:26
I PROCRASTINATE THINGS THAT I LIKE WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Zingoleb on 03 Mar 2012, 11:33
I am a woman
But my body is stupid
And says I'm a man

yeah, I know that feel
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Zingoleb on 09 Mar 2012, 00:12
GUYS BUTTER TASTES > MARAGARINE JUTS NOTICIING NOW OH GOODNESS
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Mister D Nomms on 09 Mar 2012, 01:16
I've got a tub of margerine in the fridge that I'm pretending hasn't gone bad a couple months ago.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Omega Entity on 09 Mar 2012, 09:51
Land -o- Lakes spread all the way!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Carl-E on 09 Mar 2012, 09:53
GUYS BUTTER TASTES > MARAGARINE JUTS NOTICIING NOW OH GOODNESS

Really?  Really?  I mean, just now?   I mean, I could tell the first time I tried the stuff... I think I was about 4 or 5? 

How long you been a smoker?  'cause that shit'll kill  yer tastebuds. 



Either that, or I'm just more grease-conscious than others. 
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Lupercal on 09 Mar 2012, 13:54
Why the fuck did Ezra Pound do a really long
Haiku that wasn't real?

Kind of afraid because I
referred to it as
a haiku in my essay.

 Adolphe Cointreau, I owe you a good night out my son.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Zingoleb on 09 Mar 2012, 15:20
I don't notice tastes! Seriously, growing up dirt poor means you eat whatever you get and damn the taste of it.

Hopefully today I'll go back to not noticing the difference; I liked being happy with whatever I got.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Carl-E on 09 Mar 2012, 16:31
No, no - cherish the difference.  Things like margarine taste fine.  But now, whenever you get some butter, you'll know you're in for some ecstatic tastebuds! 
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Zingoleb on 09 Mar 2012, 16:35
Except it didn't taste fine, it tasted gross and weird and not real, and butter was heavenly, and well I mean, goddamn, heavenly is wonderful and all but I don't really know when I'll get butter and when I'll get not-butter and I'd rather not have to be picky again? ramblerambleramble
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Toba on 10 Mar 2012, 13:07
Except it didn't taste fine, it tasted gross and weird and not real, and butter was heavenly, and well I mean, goddamn, heavenly is wonderful and all but I don't really know when I'll get butter and when I'll get not-butter and I'd rather not have to be picky again? ramblerambleramble

FYI, not all butter is created equal either. Get yourself some Kerrygold and ruin your expectations.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Avec on 11 Mar 2012, 10:10
I dropped acid for the first time last night. One of my friends had crazy visuals for what must have been eight hours. I felt warm and happy for the first three, but never got the visuals or crazy sensations. I understand that visuals are rare and not to be expected, but I felt really left out as my friend talked about food eating itself and little lizards moving in a perfect circular motion.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Carl-E on 11 Mar 2012, 13:17
Unfortunately, some visuals from acid stay with you the rest of your life. 



I still  see bats in the night clouds...
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: bainidhe_dub on 13 Mar 2012, 20:44
I'm in Atlantic City, NJ! We have a fancy room and a cooler with 2 handles of rum. Because we loose well enough money at the slots, not about to give the bars any of our money.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Carl-E on 15 Mar 2012, 07:17
Wait, don't the casinos do comp drinks so you'll keep losing? 
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: bainidhe_dub on 17 Mar 2012, 10:12
Probably, but you have to stay on the casino floor to keep getting them, and I don't actually like gambling that much.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Toba on 18 Mar 2012, 04:09
Oh shit, it's 6AM already. I think I must invent time machines when I drink.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Carl-E on 18 Mar 2012, 16:55
Pity they keep runing forward...
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: schimmy on 19 Mar 2012, 09:36
To be fair, he didn't say which 6AM it is.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Carl-E on 20 Mar 2012, 22:06
Doesn't anybody make bongs out of beer cans anymore? 
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: DrPhibes on 29 Mar 2012, 19:56
im stoned and drunk

woo! anywya... aargh, sleep!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: idontunderstand on 30 Mar 2012, 02:10
sleep attacked him!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Gregorio on 30 Mar 2012, 22:44
Drunk and listening to Andrew Jackson Jihad. Just finished reading a piece on 1930's Japanese expansion, and I'm in a World War 2 mood. If my laptop wasn't broken, I'd fire up Brothers in Arms: Earned in Blood. I may have to settle for Saving Private Ryan.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Mister D Nomms on 08 Apr 2012, 21:26
Is DnD better drunk? Have you ever been attacked by a million trees? Have you ever had a rock that when you hit something with it, it changes the object to something only slightly different?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Carl-E on 08 Apr 2012, 22:59
Dunno 'bout druk, but if memory serves, it was always better stoned. 
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Mister D Nomms on 09 Apr 2012, 03:22
I can't think of anything that doesn't seem better when high.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Carl-E on 09 Apr 2012, 03:35
Memories. 

That's why I stopped. 


You can only lose so much of your past before it starts getting scary.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Mister D Nomms on 09 Apr 2012, 10:46
Having your grandmother treat you to Panera Bread (Which means I pay for both of us) during the most busy time of day after having not slept the night before. That's not good high... I've got more bad memories than good ones, so they can all go. I've got a tape ready in the event of total memory loss where I explain everything.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: CrowFairy on 13 Apr 2012, 22:43
GUYS. GUYS. SAKE SUCKS. JUST SO YOU KNOW.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Mister D Nomms on 14 Apr 2012, 20:56
SAKE IS GOOD IN COFFEE. AS FAR AS DUMPING ALCOHOL IN COFFEE GOES, I MEAN.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 16 Apr 2012, 00:31
Sake is just like every other alcohol where quality matters, kind of like how you can get Jack Daniel's or you can get some off the wall bullshit whisk(e)y like Rebel Yell or a generic store brand. I've had good sake and I've had bad sake. Good sake tastes great and bad sake tastes like diesel fuel.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Mister D Nomms on 16 Apr 2012, 01:37
Diesel fuel tastes closer to poop than bad sake. Yes, I've tasted all of these.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: CrowFairy on 19 Apr 2012, 15:33
I got the sake from a restaurant, and it was indeed warm. It smelled like bread. Which is weird. Because if I wanted bread, I would have just ordered bread, right? Anyway, so it was just really gross. I gagged. I managed to drink about half of the darned thing, and I ended up talking so much that I got laryngitis from it. I don't think I'll be drinking sake again. Which is kind of sad, because my Pappaw and his brother like to drink sake from time to time with each other, so I guess I won't be joining them in that.

Anyway, the smell was off-putting, the taste was terrible, and therefore, my throat rejected it. It was actually hard to swallow. >_< So far, I haven't really found any alcoholic drinks I actually enjoyed, so I guess that's good for now. I haven't gotten to the fruity drinks yet, and I really want to try an appletini. Recommendations?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Zingoleb on 19 Apr 2012, 15:39
It smelled like bread.

White bread always smells like cheap beer to me. I dislike both intensely.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Redball on 19 Apr 2012, 17:19
So far, I haven't really found any alcoholic drinks I actually enjoyed, so I guess that's good for now. I haven't gotten to the fruity drinks yet, and I really want to try an appletini. Recommendations?
I tasted sake in a short stay in Japan 45 years ago and liked it, and as I recall it's supposed to be served warm. But my drinks of choice in my 20s and 30s were gin&tonic, rum&coke, bloody mary. Then beer. Now wine, somewhat sweet like white Zinfandel. I prefer the beer and wine partly because I can meter it, comprehend how much alcohol I'm drinking. Haven't had a serious hangover in years.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Carl-E on 19 Apr 2012, 20:43
Beer.  Good beer.  Preferably darker in hue than piss.  I was weaned on canadian beers (lived in Buffalo), but shifted to the "darker" side in college. 

And even a good beer has a fresh bread aroma - it's the yeast farts (CO2) that you're smelling. 
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Barmymoo on 20 Apr 2012, 00:46
I'm not a big fan of beer. Or in fact of most alcohol, although I occasionally like a glass of good wine. The only drink I'd really choose to have if it's there is port, and that's expensive.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Patrick on 20 Apr 2012, 10:57
HAPPY 4/20 LOLOLOL
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Omega Entity on 20 Apr 2012, 17:49
I'm not a big fan of beer. Or in fact of most alcohol, although I occasionally like a glass of good wine. The only drink I'd really choose to have if it's there is port, and that's expensive.

I like me some mead once in a while. Thankfully, the supermarket literally 4 minutes away stock it, and it is cheap. Though if I open a bottle, it's usually still in my fridge 2 years later - that's how often I drink.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Omega Entity on 21 Apr 2012, 09:55
I have resealy-cork things. Does that count as leaving it open?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Skewbrow on 21 Apr 2012, 14:31
If it's not decent whisky, I would say, yes, it is sacrilege to reseal. Don't do this with wine or beer. With good whisky, OTOH, it would be sacrilege not to! Well matured whisky is best enjoyed, when you're sober enough to cherish the distinguished flavors.

Just made my way home from the end-of-the-season party of my home municipality senior (40+) floorball team. After some sauna, jacuzzi/whirlpool, dining and after-party beer + roasted chili nuts, I feel kind of wasted. Two imperial pints (cans), 4 bottles, and one metric pint (=half a liter) later I'm sorta done (and spleeling kinda random). It was fun, though. It was my turn to make the after-dinner toast, which I did fine. Reciting my favorite poet (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eino_Leino) and all that jazz. The drag was that my towel kept falling off at the critical moments, when I reached the high points of my speech. Them teammates kept cheering me on, though.

But in the end we're all jolly good fellows, so all's well that ends well.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: DrPhibes on 22 Apr 2012, 04:26
Im still not sober from yesterday/ hangover the size of greece's debt.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: TheInfamousMeg on 22 Apr 2012, 17:51
I'm mildly stoned and watching a Drew Barrymore marathon with my kitten right now. I think I need to get more stoned.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Carl-E on 23 Apr 2012, 14:08
Depends - is the kitten critiquing the movie yet?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Dollface on 19 May 2012, 09:36
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Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Dollface on 19 May 2012, 10:57
When life throw limes or lemos at you, catch them and make 7up or sprite out of them.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Gemmwah on 19 May 2012, 11:12
that is a waste of a good lime that could have gone in some gin or something fuck dammit
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 22 May 2012, 15:11
Can you make booze from fermented limes? What kind of booze is that?

I have family that ran White Lightning made from dandelions, and I can't figure out how to make booze from a lime. My drunken inbred West Virginia relatives are laughing at me.

Fuck it. Vodka martinis.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Redball on 22 May 2012, 15:28
You'll find references to citrus wines on Google. Looks like the acidity makes it more difficult than other fruit.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Mister D Nomms on 22 May 2012, 15:59
In jail they make wine out of mandarin oranges, Kool Aid, and Saltines. Having a wine tasting where it's all secretly prison hooch would be interesting.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: schimmy on 23 May 2012, 02:02
Limoncello, delicious as it undoubtedly is, is made of lemons, not limes.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 23 May 2012, 06:31
http://limoncelloquest.com/posts/lime-cello-test

Quote
... the overall taste was absolutely sublime.
I'm not sure he meant that horrible pun.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Skewbrow on 25 May 2012, 12:45
More peaty goodness! My supply of Talisker ran out, so it was time to go shopping. This time I get to try something new. Well, not really new 'cause it's Laphroaig. But this time it's something called quarter cask. The theory seems to be that maturing the Whisky in a smaller barrel for a period of time (towards the end) allows it to react with the oak barrel more strongly enhancing some flavors. And as fas as I can tell that's exactly what happened! Tasting has been a pleasant surprise. I hope you get to try it out, fully knowing that the resident woad-wearing coder most likely already has a few cases.

Sláinte!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: celticgeek on 25 May 2012, 14:18
Absolutely!!!!!  Also, the 15 year old is really good.  For the most part, I drink the regular 10 year old, but I do keep a bottle of 15 year old and a bottle of quarter cask in the cabinet, for when my single malt drinking buddies come around. 

And, of course, I always wear woad when I am drinking single malt.  :) 

I fully believe that Laphroaig has a secret step in their process.  Instead of distilling the whisky and putting it directly in barrels, they actually put it in another container filled with peat, and let it set for a few extra days.

Alba gu bràth! 

Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: bainidhe_dub on 25 May 2012, 16:45
So earlier today on Facebook, I declared my intention to have a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster tonight, because it's Towel Day and there was an accounting clusterfuck at work that made my head hurt, but all the recipes I found (1) involve ingredients I don't have, and (2) sound pretty unpleasant. So I'm drinking rum instead. But how does one (1) go about collecting an inventory for making a variety of cocktails, and (2) tell what cocktails would be good if you haven't tried it before, and (3) learn to like things that actually taste like alcohol? Because all I have is spiced rum, vodka, Kahlua, and kinda-old-but-unopened Bailey's.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: celticgeek on 25 May 2012, 17:36
You might start by looking up recipes for your favorite liquor (rum, for example), (http://www.drinkoftheweek.com/drink-recipes/drinks-by-ingredient/rum-drink-recipes/) and seeing if what they put in it sounds interesting.  Or try a small sample of a friends drink (they can pour you a sip in a plastic glass, for example). 
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Barmymoo on 26 May 2012, 03:40
Cocktail classes are expensive, but probably less expensive than wasting a load of money on things you won't actually drink. Or host a cocktail party and ask everyone to either bring a bottle or chip in some money towards the cost, and try lots of different ones!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: TinPenguin on 03 Jun 2012, 22:33
Woke up at 6am, still ever so slightly drunk. Beats a hangover, I guess.

I can conclude that last night's spiced mead experiment was a success.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Barmymoo on 09 Jun 2012, 18:58
I went to a party I wasn't going to go to and drank vodka and absinthe for the first time and now I have to be up in four hours.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Redball on 09 Jun 2012, 19:12
I went to a party I wasn't going to go to and drank vodka and absinthe for the first time and now I have to be up in four hours.
To sing? Break a leg!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Papersatan on 09 Jun 2012, 19:21
1/2 a glass dark rum, a pour of simple syrup, bubbly water to fill and a handfull of frozen cherries.

So good.

Why is the rum gone?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Barmymoo on 09 Jun 2012, 23:21
My legs do indeed feel broken. I hope I have some voice left.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Sorflakne on 11 Jun 2012, 21:28
Apparently I've been sober for way too long.  Poured myself some whiskey and water, took a small sip, and almost had to pick myself up off the floor.

Apparently there are many downsides to swearing off sodas, because I have nothing to mix with my liquor now  :-(
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Papersatan on 11 Jun 2012, 22:11
juice? tea? 

I drink mostly Rum.  Rum is good in all manner of juice concoctions, mango/orange/pineapple etc.  It is good in iced green tea with this Sobe green tea and mint stuff ( a bit like a Mojito)  actually they whole Sobe line up it pretty good with rum. I usually drink it with peach iced tea, because there is always a pitcher of it in the fridge.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Lupercal on 20 Jul 2012, 15:35
So, I'm not being paid for my current internship, but at least my coworkers were nice enough to buy me pint after pint after work tonight. Drinks in London seem to just be better
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Carl-E on 20 Jul 2012, 16:02
Fringe benefits! 
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Lupercal on 22 Jul 2012, 03:40
Definitely! I thought it was a pipe dream that I did work that I actually enjoyed, with a small office full of very nice people, in the capital city/great area of the country, and to top it off, would go and have a few cold ones on a Friday night.

Lo and behold, it did happen. I just wish this was my 'real' job...(but it's pretty good even for £0.00)
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 04 Oct 2012, 01:24
IMO the best thing to mix with whiskey is more whiskey.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: ZJGent on 25 Oct 2012, 13:55
IMO the best thing to mix with whiskey is more whiskey.

Entirely and decisively true.

In other news, I'm three sheets to the wind and about to go attend a club night at the dankest club-pit in the classhole they call Bath. The club night is "Stereo Types". The mission: get my gay best friend fucked. In a sort of an "and/or" kind of double-entendre.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Thrillho on 29 Oct 2012, 10:34
So, I'm not being paid for my current internship, but at least my coworkers were nice enough to buy me pint after pint after work tonight. Drinks in London seem to just be better

I should hope so. They cost the fucking Earth.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: dr. nervioso on 29 Oct 2012, 11:46
I had wine for the first time on saturday! It was pretty good. i also had some straight up vodka, which was not so good
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Barmymoo on 29 Oct 2012, 12:10
Thus far in my exploration of various alcohols I have yet to find any alcoholic drink I like more than good wine.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Carl-E on 31 Oct 2012, 01:04
Thus far in my exploration of various alcohols I have yet to find any alcoholic drink I like more than good wine.

Define "good".  I can't stand dry wines.  Light, slightly sweet, preferably somewhat fruity.  Big fan of Liebfraumilchs and White Zins. 
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: ackblom12 on 31 Oct 2012, 01:05
Wine is gross guys, Bourbon and Whiskey all the goddamn way.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Barmymoo on 31 Oct 2012, 02:43
Carl, I like those too - but I also like dry white wine sometimes. I prefer red really, but bad red is far worse than bad white and since all the college I eat at sells is white, I drink more of that.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Redball on 31 Oct 2012, 06:11
Thus far in my exploration of various alcohols I have yet to find any alcoholic drink I like more than good wine.

Define "good".  I can't stand dry wines.  Light, slightly sweet, preferably somewhat fruity.  Big fan of Liebfraumilchs and White Zins.
White zin here. From a  box. Hey, we develop taste out here in the MI cornfields!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: dr. nervioso on 31 Oct 2012, 06:13
Yeah this wine was from a box. I don't even know what kind it was
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Redball on 31 Oct 2012, 06:15
If it's from a box, it shouldn't matter much.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Omega Entity on 31 Oct 2012, 09:23
Definitely a wine drinker here, and I'm not one for dry wines. Reds and honey wine are my preference, unless the white is mellow.

There's a cheap honey wine that I get from the local Meijer (for those unfamiliar, it's a Walmart clone with stores in Kentucky, Ohio, Indiana, Michigan, and parts of Illinois and Tennessee). Usually it's between $6-8 a bottle. However, half a bottle is almost invariably wasted, since I never drink enough to finish it.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: BeoPuppy on 31 Oct 2012, 10:22
... islay.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Papersatan on 31 Oct 2012, 10:26
Rum.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: celticgeek on 31 Oct 2012, 15:13
... islay.


What he said!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: BeoPuppy on 01 Nov 2012, 00:26
Well, slurred, actually, but I appreciate the support.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Zingoleb on 04 Nov 2012, 03:25
Ooh, I'm sober. Give me about ten minutes.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Zingoleb on 04 Nov 2012, 03:51
Ooh, I'm sober. Give me about ten minutes.

I was going to post exactly ten minutes after this post, but then I got high.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: pwhodges on 04 Nov 2012, 12:27
I was just wondering about whether to divide the longest threads (answer, no, except maybe the blog thread), and I noticed that this one is probably the longest-running thread here in recent use, having started in Dec 2006.  Soon this thread will be eligible to read A A Milne's second book of children's poems. 
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Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Pilchard123 on 04 Nov 2012, 13:51
Ooh, I'm sober. Give me about ten minutes.
I didn't post exactly ten minutes after this post...

Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Carl-E on 04 Nov 2012, 14:39
Oddly enough, I heard this version before that one...

Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Redball on 04 Nov 2012, 19:31
Soon this thread will be eligible to read A A Milne's second book of children's poems. 
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Hah! I didn't need the spoiler. My nickname in childhood was Robin, and the books were an early companion.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Skewbrow on 05 Nov 2012, 01:13
... islay.

This. Or a short hop along the West Coast to Skye.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: dr. nervioso on 06 Nov 2012, 21:10
Soo, marijuana is supposedly legal in Colorado now...

Road trip?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Papersatan on 06 Nov 2012, 21:14
there was a measure to make the enforcemtn of weed violationf gor less than 1 oz "lowest priority" in my city

I voted yes, but state wide it is medical license only
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: BeoPuppy on 07 Nov 2012, 00:35
... I'm dutch.


 :-D
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Carl-E on 07 Nov 2012, 00:44
Wasn't there recently some movement in the opposite direction there, limiting sales at "coffee" houses? 
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: BeoPuppy on 07 Nov 2012, 01:40
Yup. And then there were elections. Measures defeated.

Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

That being said ... I never smoke anything, anymore. Too boring.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Nikolai on 21 Nov 2012, 08:00
Yeahhhhh been waiting to post in here for a while. Although I'm only slightly buzzed, it counts, right?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: VonKleist on 21 Nov 2012, 08:03
Yup. And then there were elections. Measures defeated.

Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

That being said ... I never smoke anything, anymore. Too boring.

Yeah, where´s then fun when you´re not prosecuted, amirite? :-P

Greetings from Germany.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Thrillho on 22 Nov 2012, 15:46
By the way, I am slightly tipsy, and I have work tomorrow  :-D

Time to showerrrrr
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: BeoPuppy on 23 Nov 2012, 17:20
What do you mean?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Papersatan on 24 Nov 2012, 22:12
HI!  I am not sober.  I am drunk and drunk texting!!!! PM me yer numbers!  (I don't drunk Sext, don't be scared)
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Zingoleb on 25 Nov 2012, 01:23
i really really should make a playlist of youtube videos but make every video desert rose because um hello guys, sting
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Zingoleb on 25 Nov 2012, 01:51
okay i did it so like (http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxG968y8ieDKcu3i5Q9DW4kq2iCt043By) everything's cool now right okay? cool.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Zingoleb on 25 Nov 2012, 02:36
that was a thing that needed to be done OKAY
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Nikolai on 01 Dec 2012, 18:59
I am in between sober and buzzed, and don't plan on stopping for a while.

I've waited like...9 months to post in here. It's kinda satisfying. But pointless. Pointlessly satisfying?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Zingoleb on 01 Dec 2012, 19:22
okay i did it so like (http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxG968y8ieDKcu3i5Q9DW4kq2iCt043By) everything's cool now right okay? cool.

i am so happy i did this oh my god
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Nikolai on 01 Dec 2012, 20:54
I've only had 6 beers over the last three hours why am I so buzzed this is ridiculous I need a smoke.

Jumping on the PM me your number for drunk texts (but no sexting) bandwagon! Because I'm bored and drunk and need people to talk to before I lose my shit.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Zingoleb on 01 Dec 2012, 21:41
i'm watching king of the hill which has gotten SO much better now that I'm older and it's like, bill, bill

bill, i'm so sorry that you're the roast beef of arlen

i want to give you hugs and make you not depressed
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Nikolai on 01 Dec 2012, 21:50
Seven beers and I'm done. Ugh. I feel like such a featherweight.

I may have to stop drinking alltogether. Alcohol takes me to dark places now. I hate socks.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Zingoleb on 01 Dec 2012, 22:02
you shouldn't go to dark places, that's places full of darkness. it is. so you oughtn't do that, s'all I'm sayin'.

Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Nikolai on 01 Dec 2012, 22:46
Right? Hello, number eight. I don't know where you came from, and I don't know why I didn't get some sort of light beer for later stages of drunkenness. Dark, heavy beers suck after about five.

I hate my life right now.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Papersatan on 02 Dec 2012, 00:30
It is ok, cause life loves you!!!!


(I am not sober.)

(that is juuust fine with me)

I was mad at humans for being like they are.  Then Stephen and I went out for drinks, which is rare.

Then we came back in for drinks, cause that costs a lot less (though fuck, 1.50 wells on sat nights at this place. fucking score, that is, cheap liquor)

Kisses guys, stay wonderful, love yourselves, but, as my undergrad motto said  "Meloria!" don'te settle ya'll, you can be even awsomer! Keep on Keeeping on. 

Love and support,
Kat


(Should this have been int he warm fuzzzy letters?)
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Zingoleb on 02 Dec 2012, 23:52
hey there this thread here which I have been visiting a lot

I been cheating on you by drunk blogging the tumblr (http://dollarstorecriminal.tumblr.com) so sorry, yeah

it's cool though, I'm not mad
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: henri bemis on 06 Dec 2012, 19:19
I confess that I'm torn between posting in this thread and the confessions one, because holy batman i am not sober, but I probably don't want to inflict that upon others.

I confess that Unicorn's hair is super gorgeous, and need to ask how you get those curls because JEALOUS.

I confess that when I drink I just want to watch dramatic scenes from Doctor Who over and over again.  I've got it queued up in my netflix, and, yes, I will probably get dust in my eyes.

I confess that I'm worried I'm breaking the rules by posting this here instead of the stated confessions thread because of formatting, and because I don't want to be THAT GAL, especially while new, but my beer has coriander and it is delicious, so this is all happening.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Zingoleb on 06 Dec 2012, 19:37
uh, I don't wash or brush my hair. I'll condition it in the shower and work out any knots with my fingers, and then scrunch it up with alcohol-free mousse while it's drying. sometimes I'll use a tiny bit of gel which might make my hair crunchy, but if that happens I'll put some conditioner in it which softens it up.

(fun fact: only half my hair is curly. I shaved off the non-curly bits out of sheer frustration)
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: pwhodges on 07 Dec 2012, 00:08
I confess that I'm worried I'm breaking the rules by posting this here instead of the stated confessions thread

This is not one of those boards that hands out three-day or weekly bans for off-topic posting (yes, one forum I visit does that!).
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: bainidhe_dub on 07 Dec 2012, 18:01
That is just... people need to chill out. I kind of think of CHATTER like a party with a bunch of conversations going on but it's all the same people so it's ok if you kinda bleed over from one thing to another that's sorta connected cause they still know what you mean. :)

Tonight I am CWI (crafting while intoxicated). I'm making a pretty box for all my nail polish because this whole reusable-shopping-bag-that-makes-me-high-when-I-look-inside-it is just not cuttin' it. It is going to be beautiful. The blue paper is shimmery!
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/21779_10101435371276308_282164266_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Papersatan on 07 Dec 2012, 18:06
ooo!

I am thinking about getting a drink.  I wanted to go out, but I've noone to go with tonight. :/  Maybe drunk crafting is my calling!!

(post the finished box in the craft circle in MAKE!!!!! )

 
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: bainidhe_dub on 07 Dec 2012, 18:12
Oh god I never leave CHATTER except that week before Thanksviging with Claire and everything and all that got me was a lot of wasted time at work trying to keep up with the WCDT and a PM from a weird guy who said he "can't" call people by their preferred pronoun about 50 times but then he got banned. I am inspired by this (http://thebeautydepartment.com/2012/09/diy-nail-polish-storage-idea/) (damn you Pinterest) but I don't think I'm going to make labels.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Papersatan on 07 Dec 2012, 18:29
Linds and I are trying so hard to start a craft circle there.  When I say Linds and I, I mean I suggested it and then she started one like a champ.
Come craft with us!
(I have a drink now and have decided to make a garland for my tree.)
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Papersatan on 07 Dec 2012, 22:58
Uggh, Drunk was maybe not a good idea tonight.  I've just had a few encounters which have made me hate life.  Truly and honestly, and I am so drunk, that it is just overwhelming and I want to lay in a field and look at the stars and sob.  But I have no way to get to anywhere where the stars are visible. 

Just, I love humans I do.  I am usually so hopeful about our potential to be awesome.  But then, just people are dicks and dicks in such fundemental ways that I just can't understand it. And it makes me just think that like, we are doomed because noone wants to understand. and noone wants to really know other humans, they only want to feel great about themselves, and so they hate people based on stupid things, and don't even knoe they are doing itn, or refuse to acknowledged it. and the interact with other people in a way that is so one sided and  just...

Fucking no matter how many nice things people do for each other, we are doomed as a whole to be bad.  Has anyone seen Melencholia?  I identify so much which the Justine at the end of it.  Just let the other planet come already.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Nikolai on 09 Dec 2012, 19:31
Adding a splash of Amaretto to a Crown 'n Coke was a rather inspired idea, I must say. So nummy.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Bluesummers on 09 Dec 2012, 21:45
1/2 red wine, 1/2 cranberry juice. on the rocks.

That went way too quickly...time for another.


...As another man pour my wife a double of courvoisier, gets her tipsy, and proceeds to dance with her...ah, gotta love the company christmas party. >_>
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Carl-E on 10 Dec 2012, 05:40
I hope you quit posting and went dancing instead!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Bluesummers on 10 Dec 2012, 06:08
Yes, quite. This was all saturday nite...I stole her back from him, and did my awkawrd white-boy dance...the one that stole her heart when we first met. It actually goes well to 50's rock'n'roll.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: pwhodges on 20 Dec 2012, 08:24
Elephant anti-freeze. (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-20726939)
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Bluesummers on 20 Dec 2012, 19:02
Elephant anti-freeze. (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-20726939)
WHUT.

Russian logic: Something's wrong? Fix it with vodka!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Thrillho on 21 Dec 2012, 08:55
Last night I got drunk at the work do. Went to bed at 4am. Woke up at 8am to go back into work. Wasn't even that hung over. Dunno why.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Papersatan on 31 Dec 2012, 22:35
DAYMAN

ooOOOooo

Fighter of the nightman

oooOOOoo

Champion of the sun

oooOOOoo

You're a master of Karate and Friendship for everyone!


Quite Drunk.   This song in m head all night, thanks Steve.  Kisses

Happy new years Yall. 

Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Thrillho on 31 Dec 2012, 22:48
(http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/p206x206/644107_4006558675412_790649244_n.jpg)

BTW I own this t-shirt
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: lepetitfromage on 31 Dec 2012, 23:18
Hello everyone :-) this is my first time posting in the drunky thread! I think. Yay new years eve! I drank a bunch of yummy girly drinks and then walked home from a lovely party where I made new friends :-)  I think I may have played the most amazing game of Kings s that I've ever been. Part of. Everything was centered arond wonderful things from the 90s. I thoroughly enoyed an entire bottle of framboise lambic and about 3/4 of a giant bottle of peach shnapps. Not as drunky asi'dlike to be, but better on this side than pukey,right? Aaaaaaaanyway. I hope you allnhad fabulous new year shenanigans to partake in and may your 2013 be absolutely lovsly. But now
it's time for me to pee and then sleep. Happy new year my friends!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Bluesummers on 31 Dec 2012, 23:34
I decided that my shitface-fest of last year was not to be repeated...so I had a hard lemonade, two shots of jager, and a couple glasses of Asti. A fitting end to a fitting year. G'night all.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Carl-E on 01 Jan 2013, 06:50
Sorry, not drunk anymore - just a bit hungover.  A friend gave us some homemade "apple pie" = boil together apple juice concentrate, cider, some cinnamon sticks and apple pie spices, then add everclear. 

You never know what hit you...


Happy new year! 
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Papersatan on 01 Jan 2013, 09:24
ooooh man.  Steve and I went to a Con thing once an there was Apple Pie.

We had a day where we managed to be drunk for 20 hours straight.  We didn't get ill, we just maintained a good drunk all day, and all night... People's flasks of Pie were a part of that.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Pilchard123 on 01 Jan 2013, 09:55
Sorry, not drunk anymore - just a bit hungover.  A friend gave us some homemade "apple pie" = boil together apple juice concentrate, cider, some cinnamon sticks and apple pie spices, then add everclear. 

You never know what hit you...

It's not true about the rats, or the snakes' heads, or the lead shot. The one about the dead sheep is a complete fabrication. We can lay to rest all the variants of the one about the trouser button. But the one about not letting it come into contact with metal is absolutely true...
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Carl-E on 01 Jan 2013, 11:42
Yeah, you shoulda seem my wife's nosering after she just sniffed the stuff...

 :roll: :parrot: :-D
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Zingoleb on 01 Jan 2013, 15:35
I appreciate that both the eye rolling and the parrot move in a counter-clockwise direction.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Bev on 01 Jan 2013, 17:25
(http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/p206x206/644107_4006558675412_790649244_n.jpg)

BTW I own this t-shirt

I love you.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Thrillho on 01 Jan 2013, 17:28
And so you should.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Nikolai on 01 Jan 2013, 20:06
Yeahhhh making up for the drinking I didn't do last night. Newcastle Winter IPA is somewhat delicious.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Carl-E on 02 Jan 2013, 07:17
Hair of the dog?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Bluesummers on 02 Jan 2013, 07:40
Hair of the dog?

I never understood that phrase. It makes me think of the smell of wet dog, which in turn makes me not want to drink anything. Or is that the point?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Carl-E on 02 Jan 2013, 08:00
The full phrase is, "Hair of the dog that bit you".  I think it's akin to the homeopathic notion that similarity can develop resistance - if the dog that bit you is alcohol, then a little of its hair (a small snort or perhaps some wine) can help "cure" the "bite" of the hangover. 

Of course, it usually just gives you a second day of drunk and puts the hangover off... to the second of January. 


Tuathal, drink some water. 
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Papersatan on 02 Jan 2013, 08:31
I think it's where the notion of bloody marys for breakfast comes from.  Just a little kick to dull your symptoms, or something.  Personally, if I got drunk enough to be hungover all I want is water and toast early in the day, and then a garbage plate once my stomach settles. 

I am not fond of the phrase though because it just reminds me of the rape scene in As I Lay Dieing. 
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Redball on 02 Jan 2013, 08:45
The full phrase is, "Hair of the dog that bit you".  I think it's akin to the homeopathic notion that similarity can develop resistance - if the dog that bit you is alcohol, then a little of its hair (a small snort or perhaps some wine) can help "cure" the "bite" of the hangover. 
From wikipedia: The expression originally referred to a method of treatment of a rabid dog bite by placing hair from the dog in the bite wound.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Bev on 06 Jan 2013, 20:28
I'm currently 3 months sober, alcohol turns me into a complete cunt so I've given it up. My social life has taken a bit hit :(
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Nikolai on 06 Jan 2013, 21:08
Rahhhh hockey is back! Fuck I'm drunk. Why did god make beer so tasty? Also, it would appear that I play video games very much better when inebriated. Raaaaaahhhhrrrr BF3e pewpewpew
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Bluesummers on 07 Jan 2013, 00:41
My wife and I have to be the saddest excuse for party animals....We've been cleaning the bedroom, and what do we find:

1 Bottle of Bacardi
3 Bottles of Pistachio Creme Rum (from Curacao)
1 Bottle of Icewine (that shit costs over $100 for a 180mL bottle)
3 Bottles of Malbec
4 Bottles of Cabernet Sauvignon
1 Can of Modelo
and 1 Bottle of Peppermint Schnapps.

ALL UNOPENED. I can't even remember buying half this stuff.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: idontunderstand on 07 Jan 2013, 01:24
In the bedroom? Like, under the pillows?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Carl-E on 07 Jan 2013, 04:02
Sounds like your attempts at drunken sex got sidetracked by the sex...
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Welu on 07 Jan 2013, 04:15
The full phrase is, "Hair of the dog that bit you".  I think it's akin to the homeopathic notion that similarity can develop resistance - if the dog that bit you is alcohol, then a little of its hair (a small snort or perhaps some wine) can help "cure" the "bite" of the hangover. 
From wikipedia: The expression originally referred to a method of treatment of a rabid dog bite by placing hair from the dog in the bite wound.

Aaaah! I can feel that. I used to get big grazes where there'd just be a big open wound and shit would get stuck in them all the time and I developed a minor compulsion for, rather than properly cleaning, picking out the bits of dirt or whatever with tweezers or my nails if they were long enough. Sometimes somehow a long hair would be in it and the wound would have started to scab and pulling it out was a bizarre feeling.

Also I'm not drunk right now. I don't think the college class I'm in would appove.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Bluesummers on 07 Jan 2013, 07:14
Sounds like your attempts at drunken sex got sidetracked by the sex...
It usually does.

In the bedroom? Like, under the pillows?
Like, everywhere. There was so much goddamn clutter...we found the box of wine (not a Box'o'wine, but a box with 12 bottles) next to the bed, the schnapps near the door (how I walked by it every day without noticing, I have no idea), the Bacardi under the pillow (you're welcome), the Modelo on top of the TV... The Icewine was in the wine cooler, WHICH I DID NOT KNOW WAS THERE, and there was also an opened 200mL Courvoisier bottle, which is full of a clear liquid...it tastes like moonshine, and it probably is.

Now I know what the soft, whirring white noise is...all this time I thought it was the wind, but it turns out there's a 5 Cu.Ft. wine cooler in the corner of the bedroom. I dunno, I guess Santa left it for us...several years ago.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Carl-E on 07 Jan 2013, 09:34
It sounds like my bedroom, but with more alcohol and fewer books and papers...
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: idontunderstand on 07 Jan 2013, 11:20
You guys are some kind of alky hoarders.  :lol:
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Bluesummers on 07 Jan 2013, 16:24
It sounds like my bedroom, but with more alcohol and fewer books and papers...
Oh, there's plenty of books...a buttload of college textbooks from our glory days, a few light reading (Anna Karenina, etc...my wife is a Russophile), a Sears Roebuck catalog from 1903...did you know that people could just go to Sears and buy morphine by the bottle? Hot damn...

But yeah, the alcohol all over the place is...a nice surprise. Especially since we're usually too broke to buy any.

I think you might be an alcoholic with multiple personality disorder.
God, I hope not. Drunk texting is bad enough, adding another dimension onto that would be a nightmare.

You guys are some kind of alky hoarders.  :D
That's my thought. If I were a multiple-personality alcoholic, I might find empty bottle and cans..instead, I'm finding buried treasure.

We're breaking open the Icewine tonite...anyone from Germany or Canada should probably know what that is. ^.^
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Zingoleb on 07 Jan 2013, 20:56
I think you might be an alcoholic with multiple personality disorder.

well, they'd be a person with MPD and one of their headmates would be an alcoholic.

(I wrote alter instead of headmate at first, but I don't really know anyone who actually uses the word 'alter' in that sense. Headmate sounds friendlier, anyways. Housemate. Roommate. Headmate.)
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Nikolai on 07 Jan 2013, 20:57
Icewine is delicious. ^.^
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Bluesummers on 08 Jan 2013, 08:22
(I wrote alter instead of headmate at first, but I don't really know anyone who actually uses the word 'alter' in that sense. Headmate sounds friendlier, anyways. Housemate. Roommate. Headmate.)

I think if I had MPD, I would use the term "headmate". It sounds right for the situation.

And yes, the Icewine was delicious. And now it's gone... ;_;
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Zingoleb on 08 Jan 2013, 12:34
MPD isn't really used much, as far as terminology goes. Dissociative Identity Disorder/DID is the clinical term now.

I feel like I'm being overly pedantic here...
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Pilchard123 on 08 Jan 2013, 12:41
Excessive pedantry is the best type of pedantry.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Thrillho on 08 Jan 2013, 12:45
If people are going to call you out on it anyway, may as well go fully porcine.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Zingoleb on 08 Jan 2013, 12:46
Did you just call me fat?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Thrillho on 08 Jan 2013, 12:47
No, I was making an obscure non-joke on going the whole hog.

You're not fat at all <3
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Bluesummers on 08 Jan 2013, 12:52
may as well go fully porcine.

That word reminds me of a DELICIOUS tonkatsu dish at Mitsuwa Market in Edgewater, New Jersey. They called it "Porcine Delight"...a noodle bowl, layered with fried pork cutlet, topped with a softboiled egg.

And (to get back on topic) their saké is AMAZING...I had a bottle saved for about two years, before I finally said "fuck it" and opened it up. Nuaagghh.......


This thread has gone hog wild.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Zingoleb on 08 Jan 2013, 12:54
No, I was making an obscure non-joke on going the whole hog.

You're not fat at all <3

yeah, and I was making a joke on the various definitions of 'porcine'. <3
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: The Seldom Killer on 08 Jan 2013, 15:04
Went to the pub after polo, conversation was grand theft auto, the real kind not the computer game of the same name, immigration policy and cats. Went to the chippy on the way home, conversation was anaerobic exercise, gipsies and how awesome engineers are.

Fucking aces.

And I get to play a game where drinking is positively encouraged.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: henri bemis on 11 Jan 2013, 16:52
I should know better than to mix vodka and R.E.M.  I want to hug Michael Stipe, then steal his hat, because when I drink, it is always the 90's, and I can't live in the 90's without a proper hat.  I think I need to add "inspirational traffic jam" to my to-do list.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: BeoPuppy on 18 Jan 2013, 08:19
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcotnduwtD1qjzlnxo1_400.jpg)
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Bluesummers on 18 Jan 2013, 20:55
^
And thus defines my and my wife's drinking preferences. She orders a gin martini, up & smooth with 3 olives, while I get a washington apple on the rocks with a splash of jager.

Oddly enough, I think the washington apple is the only thing I'll drink that contains whiskey. I'm an absinthe kind of guy.

It was a good night.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Papersatan on 18 Jan 2013, 21:23
I wish I were drinking.  Tonight I have one of those moods which feels like it would be enhanced with a buzz.  I am having a conversation with a friend which would also be enhanced by a buzz.  There is a big bottle of rum in the kitchen....

But I have Mono, like a loser.  <sigh>

Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Bluesummers on 18 Jan 2013, 21:59
Mono is a "great" weightloss regimen...I had mono in high school and could eat nothing but popsicles and water for three weeks. I lost 20 lbs.

It SUCKS. Good luck. :-\
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Papersatan on 18 Jan 2013, 22:21
It hurts to swallow, but I am still eating solid foods, just not spicy, acidic, or crunchy ones.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: BeoPuppy on 19 Jan 2013, 02:16
Had a glass of a lovely 11-year old cask strength Caol Ila yesterday. There's something about islay scotches that make me incredibly happy. They smell of wood and peat and warmth, and windy, rainy days with a good book and my girlfriend and a fireplace.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Patrick on 19 Jan 2013, 02:26
I m drunk
lost my voice
hi guys, first post in here in over 50 pages in think
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: celticgeek on 19 Jan 2013, 07:20
Had a glass of a lovely 11-year old cask strength Caol Ila yesterday. There's something about islay scotches that make me incredibly happy. They smell of wood and peat and warmth, and windy, rainy days with a good book and my girlfriend and a fireplace.

Diodydd i 11 casgen flwyddyn cryfder oed Caol Ila. 

Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: RedWolf4 on 19 Jan 2013, 07:30
Well put, Mr. Celt. Well put indeed.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Zingoleb on 19 Jan 2013, 09:13
I m drunk
lost my voice
hi guys, first post in here in over 50 pages in think

fifty pages, three pages, close enough
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Welu on 19 Jan 2013, 13:28
Do painkillers that do nothing at all but I've taken enough they should count as not being sober? Fuck it. THE PILLS DO NOTHING.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Zingoleb on 19 Jan 2013, 14:35
were they pills your mother gave you?

 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Welu on 19 Jan 2013, 14:37
I knew I should have taken the ones Alice had when she was ten feet tall.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Thrillho on 19 Jan 2013, 15:43
I spent about six months as a teenager absolutely bombed on painkillers when I hurt my back. Good times...
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Carl-E on 19 Jan 2013, 21:27
Well, if they've already seen you at your worst, there's nowhere to go but up, right? 
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: RedWolf4 on 19 Jan 2013, 21:36
Except unless they were high during the interview. . .
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Bluesummers on 19 Jan 2013, 23:50
Do painkillers that do nothing at all but I've taken enough they should count as not being sober? Fuck it. THE PILLS DO NOTHING.
Lemme guess, Tramadol?

I GOT A JOB WHILE DRUNK
Wow...how the hell did you pull that off? Was your interviewer high as hell like RedWolf is saying, or were you applying for a position with TSA? (Because those fuckers can't do anything right)
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: RedWolf4 on 20 Jan 2013, 00:00
I vote for the job as Town Drunk in a wild west theme village. . . . or whatever they're called.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Papersatan on 20 Jan 2013, 00:03
I think, from the other thread, it was a bartending job at a bar he was drinking in.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Patrick on 20 Jan 2013, 00:34
night 2 in a row of being hammered

i only started tonights drinkin about 30 minutes ago but when your oldest friend in town moves to literlly the fuirthest possibl place from where you are, you get kinda sad about it

i am glad i dont make a habit of drinkin when i'm sad
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Patrick on 20 Jan 2013, 00:44
i jsut want greg back :(
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: BeoPuppy on 20 Jan 2013, 02:16
Diodydd i 11 casgen flwyddyn cryfder oed Caol Ila.
Drinks strength to 11 year old butt AOL Ila.

?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: RedWolf4 on 20 Jan 2013, 03:21
Hammer time.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: BeoPuppy on 20 Jan 2013, 03:57
Duuu-du-du-du. Du-du, du-du.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Barmymoo on 20 Jan 2013, 05:13
Don't touch me.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: celticgeek on 20 Jan 2013, 07:14
Diodydd i 11 casgen flwyddyn cryfder oed Caol Ila.
Drinks strength to 11 year old butt AOL Ila.

?

Drinks to cask strength 11 year old Caol Ila. 
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: BeoPuppy on 20 Jan 2013, 10:26
makes much more sense, somehow.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Carl-E on 20 Jan 2013, 11:19
Butt, cask, whatever. 
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: CrowFairy on 27 Jan 2013, 02:08
I've been drinking Smirnoff lemonade mixed with Simply Lemonade since like ... 11, y'all. And I'm staying with a friend, and she just went to bed. And now I'm feeling a profound existential loneliness. Probably because I'm an idiot and took my antidepressant (the dosage of which was recently doubled) yesterday after drinking said mixture of lemonade then as well. Words are hard. I don't know what I'm trying to say, but I think you guys will get it, maybe? I don't know, but none of my friends are awake, and I'm sad and lonely. This is stupid. My best friend has taken to not wanting to talk to me and ignoring me for no real reason, and it sucks, sucks, sucks. It's 4 AM, and I'm only vaguely tired but mostly sad. And I've been sitting and looking at my favorite conspiracy theory website. Wheeeee. Life is stupid. I don't want to go to class on Monday. Or ever. I want to curl up in a cardboard box and get picked up and adopted by someone who will love me. I want to be loved. Why am I so sad?

ALSO, VALENTINE'S DAY IS STUPID. JUST A FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD PSA.

Also, why will there never be any news? It's so sad--WHY IS IT SO SAD??? (P.S. I stopped drinking like 40 minutes ago, and I have no idea why I'm just now feeling the effects of this stupid stuff.

Also, how pathetic is it that I'm having an existential crisis on a thread for non-sober people like I suppose I am right now? Scale of 1-10, y'all, with 10 being SUPER-FREAKING-PATHETIC.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: CrowFairy on 27 Jan 2013, 03:23
I am having trouble editing my stupid post on my stupid phone, which, by the way, has sorta sticky keys because of a bit of a spill yesterday.

Anyway, what I wanted to say:
I am going to have a lonely, pointless existence forever and ever. I don't remember how to be happy.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: idontunderstand on 27 Jan 2013, 04:23

I am going to have a lonely, pointless existence forever and ever.

No you're not, hush. *BEAR HUG*

You're a lovable, kind and nice person and good things will happen to you many times over. Just let it happen. Hang in there.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: jwhouk on 27 Jan 2013, 04:50
"Someday, everything is going to go right for you, and it will be so wonderful you won't even know what to do." (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2150)
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Redball on 27 Jan 2013, 10:25
 
"Someday, everything is going to go right for you, and it will be so wonderful you won't even know what to do." (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2150)
I believe that too. But even if you aren't there yet today, let us know how you're doing.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: CrowFairy on 27 Jan 2013, 13:44
Awwww, thanks, guys. <333 *hugs back*

But the cake is a lie. T_T We do have cookies....

I've been awake for like 30 minutes now, and I just feel vaguely numb. My friend got up at the same time as me, and we're so out of it that we're just talking via IM. Even though we're literally sitting on the floor three feet from each other. XP It's all dark and cloudy outside. I'm not hungover--I think. I think I would know if I was?

Is it weird for your stomach to feel kinda full and for your kidney to hurt a bit while drinking? That was going on last night for some reason.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Barmymoo on 27 Jan 2013, 13:47
I don't drink much, but my scientific knowledge extends far enough to say that probably, one of the reasons you feel out of it is dehydration. Alcohol dehydrates anyway, and almost no one drinks enough water on a day to day basis anyway. Drink lots of water today.

I've never had a headache hangover but on the few occasions I've been drunk I've been fairly useless the next day, it takes most of the day to recover and regain normal functioning.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: ackblom12 on 27 Jan 2013, 14:05
I've been awake for like 30 minutes now, and I just feel vaguely numb. My friend got up at the same time as me, and we're so out of it that we're just talking via IM. Even though we're literally sitting on the floor three feet from each other. XP It's all dark and cloudy outside. I'm not hungover--I think. I think I would know if I was?

Is it weird for your stomach to feel kinda full and for your kidney to hurt a bit while drinking? That was going on last night for some reason.

That's definitely a hangover. No terrible headaches or stomach problems required for such a thing.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Carl-E on 27 Jan 2013, 14:08
The dehydration is probably why your kidney hurt some.  If you noticed, whenever anyone's drunk in the comic, the first thing a "caretaker" character does is get them to drink some water.  That's because it really helps.  I try to drink a large glass before bed if I've been drinking - just bein' proactive. 

Also, some protein the next morning (eggs for breakfast?) can help you focus and get less "out of it" faster. 
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: CrowFairy on 27 Jan 2013, 15:07
Huh. Very interesting. 0.o I actually drank quite a bit of actual lemonade with the Smirnoff--at least as much of it as the alcohol. I drank quite a bit of water before trying to settle in and sleep. I've been drinking some water and have been drinking some more of the regular lemonade. I felt pretty okay after I'd been up for an hour or so. I've had a couple of cookies and a big chunk of leftover pizza. About to start on some ice cream. :P My sleep schedule has been pretty effed up for about two months, so it's hard to tell what's just plain sleepiness or what.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Barmymoo on 28 Jan 2013, 00:20
Personally, if I ate pizza, cookies and ice cream the morning after drinking I'd feel even worse, but my stomach is quite choosy about food. I don't think lemonade is really hydrating; too much sugar. But I'm glad you're feeling better!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: CrowFairy on 28 Jan 2013, 04:32
Thanks. :) I spaced it all out over the span of several hours. I just kinda munch whenever I feel a bit hungry. And you're right--I should have had more water. But the lemonade was Simply Lemonade and therefore delicious. XP

And now from not being able to sleep until 7 AM and sleeping in until 3, I am still awake at 6:30 AM. Wheee. I'm sleepy, but my OCD got the better of me and forced me to finish a enormous but not terribly important task I've been working on (obsessively) pretty much all day. I have one class today, and it's not until 12:40 PM, so I can sleep until 11:40 and then sleep when I get back. :D
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Barmymoo on 28 Jan 2013, 05:28
Bit off topic for this thread, but if you want to address your sleep cycle issues, I would advise setting a regular time both for waking up and going to sleep, and sticking to it absolutely for three weeks (except in emergencies - if you plan ahead you can identify times where you'll need to be stay up late/get up early and factor that into your choice of regular times). It will be very painful for a while, especially if it means going without much sleep during one day, but it is the only way to make it work.

I know you've mentioned in the past that you have the same issue as I do with forcing yourself to get offline and go to bed. What's working for me at the moment is having a checklist over my computer where I tick off "nine hours' sleep a night" for each day, and having deliberately committed myself to a daily activity which requires me to get up at the same time every day. Both together mean that I have to go to bed at the same time every night, otherwise I'll not hit one or other of my daily targets.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: CrowFairy on 29 Jan 2013, 01:05
I used to try doing that, and it's never worked. :/ And setting goals for myself has become fairly pointless, because the only things I can guarantee I'll get done are homework assignments at this point. I'm not really sure when exactly it was that I let myself go like that. :/ I really need to get my crap together and try harder. Your suggestions are excellent, and I'll see about trying to do better about it. At least while my depression is like it is right now, all bets are off...
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Barmymoo on 29 Jan 2013, 02:16
One step at a time. One of my friends scoffed when I told her that one of my goals is to eat three proper meals a day, but for me it would be success to get into that habit. If you try to do too much at once you'll invariably fail, so just cut it down and down until it's manageable. Like toddlers eating solid food!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Bluesummers on 29 Jan 2013, 09:19
What's working for me at the moment is having a checklist over my computer where I tick off "nine hours' sleep a night" for each day,[...]

The checklist might sound weird at first, but that's how I keep myself committed to anything, whether it's getting enough sleep, filling out a form needed, etc. I basically send myself an email from my phone when I have the idea in my head, because I know if I don't write it down somewhere, I'll forget it...whether I'm sober or not.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: CrowFairy on 29 Jan 2013, 19:35
See, I have a hard time enforcing my rules. I go, "Okay, I'll stop watching this and can watch one episode of this once I've gotten a page done." And then I keep watching it anyway. I like to get things done all at once, so it's extremely difficult for me to do punishments and rewards when it comes to that. I have yet to figure out a way that actually works when it comes to sleeping. I tell myself I can't do something if I don't go to bed by a certain time. I do it the next day anyway. And if the thing that's keeping me from going to bed is OCD.... Well, good luck tearing me away from what I'm doing. The empty checkboxes stopped working my second year of college or so. As long as there's literally no one who can see me being lazy, I just end up doing whatever I want. If my conscience didn't make me feel so guilty, I don't think I'd ever get anything done. I can spend a lengthy amount of time procrastinating, but eventually, I'll stop enjoying it because I feel guilty about not doing what I should be. Guilt doesn't work for sleep most of the time, and I can't even begin to fathom why. I'm used to feeling tired all the time even when I'm sleeping well, so telling myself that I'll be tired the next day doesn't work. I wish I could think of something unconventional that I haven't tried for anything else in my life that would help me do it.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Barmymoo on 30 Jan 2013, 00:14
Sounds like maybe you're setting yourself impossible goals. Make them smaller, and don't look on it as failure if you don't meet them, just see it as delayed success.

I have printed a picture of the word "focus" (one of those photos where they focus in on the word in the dictionary and all the other words fall out of focus) and stuck it over my computer. For some reason that word works for me because I've chosen it as my word for the year. If I glance up and see it, it often makes me stop messing around and do what I'm meant to be doing. But you need to find whatever it is that works for you - trial and error.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: lepetitfromage on 30 Jan 2013, 06:52
May, I love your word of the year thing! I want to come up with one for myself but I haven't the slightest idea where to start....
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Redball on 30 Jan 2013, 07:06
"focus" sounds like the Word of the Life. For me, anyway.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Barmymoo on 30 Jan 2013, 07:56
I had been thinking about it on and off for a while, to be honest, because it's something a lot of the bloggers I follow did last year. I thought about all the things I would like to improve in my life, and that one word did seem to encapsulate most of them. Other words I've seen people choose are "transformation", "purposeful", "whimsy", "constant", "pursue"... basically it can be anything, as long as you are reasonably clear as to what that word means for your life.

Here is a not particularly informative website (http://oneword365.com/) about the concept which I just found. It's typically an approach taken by Christians as it chimes with a lot of other Christian beliefs but that doesn't mean it's not valuable to people of other faiths and none.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: nekowafer on 02 Feb 2013, 21:04
oh hey I finally get to post in this thread

I think I can tell I'm really getting high by the fact that I'm not sure if I just said something out loud or not
like I can see myself saying something in my head
but if I did say it I wouldn't be able to see myself saying it
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: nekowafer on 02 Feb 2013, 22:53
Muppets movie fuck yeahhhh
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: RedWolf4 on 10 Feb 2013, 07:07
Avast, me Hearties!! Captian Morgan and his soused first mate be here to take you off to the white shores of JAMACAIN SPICED RUM!!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: nekowafer on 10 Feb 2013, 07:13
I'm still kind of high from last night

and I just realized this because of how I was talking to my cats
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: RedWolf4 on 10 Feb 2013, 07:14
Man, I wish I had a cat to talk to. I used to have a cat that would drink little bits of whiskey with me, just some stray. That thing was like the collest cat I knew. . .
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: BeoPuppy on 10 Feb 2013, 07:28
...and then it died from alcohol poisoning?

The ticket for a whisky festival in Alkmaar is on the way. Next week I'll be drunk in church.
http://www.theaterdevest.nl/agenda-kaarten/seizoen-20122013/hielander-whisky-festival-2013-grote-kerk/201302151800/
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: RedWolf4 on 10 Feb 2013, 07:31
Hit by a car, I'll have you know.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Barmymoo on 10 Feb 2013, 12:17
Realised earlier today that I've drunk alcohol almost every day since Thursday. That doesn't sound like a lot but it is for me!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Thrillho on 10 Feb 2013, 12:24
I mostly drink socially now so I never really post in this thread, but safe to say that last night I had a bottle and a half of wine, and a pretty good time  :psyduck:
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Zingoleb on 13 Feb 2013, 08:53
I'm still kind of high from last night

and I just realized this because of how I was talking to my cats

You were adorably high.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: nekowafer on 13 Feb 2013, 10:03
The boyfriend agrees. I think I was just making stupid faces all night. And weird noises. And possibly dancing and some singing and some rolling around on the floor.

I might have had a bit too much. But the good news is, everything I remember actually happened!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Zingoleb on 13 Feb 2013, 10:10
You did seem pretty intent on telling me you weren't sure if I were real or not, which is kind of an awful thing to tell a Unicorn. We've enough existential problems going on, you know.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Bluesummers on 13 Feb 2013, 17:06
Did tell your cats how funny their hair was, and then proceed to cut off your own?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: nekowafer on 13 Feb 2013, 17:08
Yeah I don't know why I had to tell you more than once that I didn't know if I was really talking to you. I like when you told me you were real though <3

And no I was just singing to my cats even more than usual.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Zingoleb on 13 Feb 2013, 17:51
It's not an uncommon thing to have to reassure people in my situation.  :-P
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: CrowFairy on 15 Feb 2013, 09:10
I was so tired last night that I felt like I was drunk. It was...interesting.

I came across this in my sleep-deprived delirium:
http://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2013/02/15
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Barmymoo on 15 Feb 2013, 10:23
I get that too, I call it "sleep madness". Since I tend to drink alcohol on the same occasions as I stay up late, I'm not actually sure that I know the difference between "drunk" and "sleep mad".
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Game and Watch Forever on 15 Feb 2013, 10:31
I am totally sleep mad right now.... and at work. Is that the same as showing up drunk? If so, do you think I can get away with claiming I'm sick and going home to start the weekend?  :-D
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Skewbrow on 15 Feb 2013, 14:16
Has anyone else ever tried the following: bite an apple - then take a sip of Laphroaig (quarter cask). An interesting effect! I'm experimenting that as having water on the side became a bit boring. Or may be I was too lazy to go refill the water tumbler - your pick.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: celticgeek on 15 Feb 2013, 14:49
I have to admit that I have never tried that.  I must get some apples the next time I am at the store. 
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Skewbrow on 16 Feb 2013, 00:22
The morning after I came up with the theory that the tiny amounts of weak acid in the apple opens up the taste buds much the same way as ice water might.

Just a theory - further experiments may prove it wrong.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: CrowFairy on 16 Feb 2013, 00:36
Sleepy sleepy sleepy

Why am I awake?

Edit: It is over an hour later, and I am still awake. Heeeee. :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: RedWolf4 on 16 Feb 2013, 03:22
So I'm an Australian who's drinking Miller genuine draft.

The shame. THE SHAME!!!!

*Sobs into yet another beer*
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Carl-E on 16 Feb 2013, 08:23
Could be worse...

(http://www.retrogamerooms.com/images/Coors%20Light%20Neon.jpg)
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Papersatan on 16 Feb 2013, 10:19

Natty Light
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Skewbrow on 16 Feb 2013, 11:38
Or it could be ... Fosters.

I don't care. When entering the US I had grown up to like the tats of lager, because that's all we had at that time. So I had no problems with the beer in the good olä U.S. of A. First  Michelob then Bud, then micro brewery produce. Whatever, it gets the job done. It was kind of embarassing when my graduate student had to educate me about finer points of beer during a math conference in Bavaria...

In case you're wondering. Tonight my 40+ floorball team had a bit of sauna and beer after the game. So Imma totally wasted.

Beer and chilly roasted peanuts. Yeahhhhh....
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Sorflakne on 16 Feb 2013, 14:09
I have a bottle of Belvedere.  How much of it should I drink tonight?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: BeoPuppy on 16 Feb 2013, 14:42
Octomore. Trust me.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: nekowafer on 16 Feb 2013, 19:09
I had an orange crush tonight! and it made me very tipsy!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Thrillho on 17 Feb 2013, 08:29
I tend to only drink with company, so I'm always a bit of retrospectivist in this thread, but on Friday I was probably drunker than a karaoke bar full of Japanese businessmen. I had a bottle of sparkling wine to myself, and that was maybe my 12th drink. Yes, I was classing it as 'a' drink on that occasion.  :psyduck:
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Papersatan on 17 Feb 2013, 10:25
crush, crush

crush, crush, crush.


(am I mixing my threads)
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Thrillho on 17 Feb 2013, 10:34
Funnily enough, I hit on a girl I've been crushing on for months. She didn't care for it. I don't remember much except leaning in and her moving out the way. I am a bit worried...
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: lepetitfromage on 17 Feb 2013, 16:26
I have no idea what is in an orange crush and I want one anyway because the name is cute.


Also, my nomination for Worst Beer Ever has got to go to Olde English....
Oh, and RedWolf- at least it was MGD and not High Life. That stuff is awful. :-P
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: nekowafer on 17 Feb 2013, 16:45
All I know is that there's a lot of ice, plus fresh squeezed oranges and alcohol. I went on a little beer tour with boyfriend's family yesterday for his dad's birthday and that was the only alcoholic drink I had, at a little bar in Fells Point.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Papersatan on 17 Feb 2013, 19:01
I am drunk and "frustrated". 

*sigh*
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: dr. nervioso on 17 Feb 2013, 19:38
Drunkstrated?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Bluesummers on 17 Feb 2013, 19:51
Also, my nomination for Worst Beer Ever has got to go to Olde English....

I was under the assumption that Olde English was a type of cheese spread for use in crab cake recipes. So I can understand why it would be terrible as a beer. :emotrex:



I have mixed a Smirnoff Green Apple cooler with Blueberry Rooibos tea...it is DELICIOUS.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Papersatan on 17 Feb 2013, 20:03
but a smirnoff cooler is already so weak.....


I'd be frustrated sober.  My life events keep foiling my plans to get people into my bed an have my way with them.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: pwhodges on 18 Feb 2013, 00:29
Also, my nomination for Worst Beer Ever has got to go to Olde English....

I was under the assumption that Olde English was a type of cheese spread for use in crab cake recipes.

In England it is (was?) a type of mediocre bottled cyder [sic], made by Gaymer's.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: RedWolf4 on 20 Feb 2013, 04:58
Yeah, I figured old english was just a mustard.

Also, settle a bet. Is it blasphemy to use a daiquiri machine as a pulpit and to extol it's virtues for four hours?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Bluesummers on 20 Feb 2013, 05:18
That should be permissible, but any longer than four hours and you might want to call a doctor.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: RedWolf4 on 20 Feb 2013, 05:21
Good thing I switched to whiskey then. *buuuuurps*
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: henri bemis on 20 Feb 2013, 19:11
Also, settle a bet. Is it blasphemy to use a daiquiri machine as a pulpit and to extol it's virtues for four hours?

Hold the fucking phone, there are machines made just for daiquiris?  I mean, I knew about blenders & such, but this is a revelation.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Bluesummers on 20 Feb 2013, 19:36
Hold the fucking phone, there are machines made just for daiquiris?

Step 1. Get slushy machine or milkshake machine.
Step 2. Add slushy mix or milkshake mix.
Step 3. ADD BOOZE.
Step 4. ?????
Step 5. Profit! (Meaning, get shitfaced on delicious daquiri/pina colada/etc)
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Papersatan on 20 Feb 2013, 19:39
4. plug in/turn on
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Bluesummers on 20 Feb 2013, 19:49
Ah yeah, that might expedite the boozing process.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Papersatan on 20 Feb 2013, 20:31
I think I just broke my sewing machine. I was sewing (drunk) and I was doing kind of some heavy work, (6 layers of flannel) I probably should have loosened the tension some, but... I am drunk.  The motor stopped making the needle move and is making a whining noise when I push the peddle.  I cleaned out the bit by the bobbin which didn't help.  I'll look at it tomorrow when I am sober, but I am a bit worried.  It was a cheap machine and it is years old.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Redball on 20 Feb 2013, 20:37
Hope you find out tomorrow it's just jammed or something. I'm not very responsible about a lot of things, house and yard work, diet, dental hygiene and other stuff, but I've followed a rule pretty closely not to use tools, work around electricity or do anything requiring some skill after even a glass of wine.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Bluesummers on 20 Feb 2013, 21:06
Why in God's name would you ever using a sewing machine while drunk?

I mean, obvious safety issues aside, who knows what mad contraptions you would construct...If it were me, I'd probably end up sewing a kevlar vest onto a baby's onesie or something...I don't even have kids.

...I don't even have a sewing machine...it's on my birthday wishlist, I hope the wife realizes my perpetual hints...
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: idontunderstand on 21 Feb 2013, 05:12
My good buddy from Iran wanted us to finish a quarter of whisky together. I got to one glass and a half and then I couldn't stomach it. I'm such a fucking amateur, huh? Meanwhile, he downed 6 glasses and I didn't even notice any intoxication. He's the scrawniest little pansy I've ever met but boy can he drink.  :psyduck:
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Welu on 21 Feb 2013, 07:09
That sounds amazing. So much want.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Papersatan on 21 Feb 2013, 08:49
I mean, I wasn't falling down drunk, just a little past buzzed.  I was making a skirt, and I had already done the math part so it was just sewing straight lines and installing a zipper. I confess it is far from the neatest sipper installation I have done, but I don't really care for this skirt.  I have used a sewing machine since I was very young so feeding fabric under a presser foot is muscle memory at this point. I am not sure how I could manage to hurt myself.  I don't think you could catch your finger under the needle unless you were trying. 

Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Carl-E on 22 Feb 2013, 03:15
Wrong.  It has been done. 




Right through the nail, thankyouverymuch. 
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: idontunderstand on 22 Feb 2013, 09:31
That sounds amazing. So much want.

A scrawny Persian buddy? Of course you do! Can't have mine though.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Welu on 23 Feb 2013, 07:15
Darn typing on phone! I meant the daiquiri machine mentioned a while back.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: celticgeek on 26 Feb 2013, 16:58
Reply to ankhtahr, from the You better not be sober thread. 

Quote
celticgeek: You like Laphroaig? Have you tried the Laphroaig Quarter Cask? I much prefer it over ordinary Laphroaig, the taste is even stronger, but not the taste of alcohol. I brought a bottle to a Whisky meeting at the 29C3, and there were many people who liked it most. Though I preferred the 14 years old Talisker Distillers Edition someone was kind enough to bring.

And what is not to like about mead?

I really like Laphroaig.  I normally drink their 10 year old, but I have had quarter cask, cask strength, and 15 year old.  And I liked them all.  I do buy the quarter cask and cask strength every so often.  They do taste better. 
I have tried Talisker, and I should like it more, being a McLeod, and all, but I just prefer Laphroaig, even over the other Islay single malts I have tried. 

There is nothing not to like about mead, except a batch my daughter made several years ago, which tasted JUST TERRIBLE!  (Don't tell her though, even if she thought it was pretty terrible, also.)


Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Aethien on 27 Feb 2013, 04:29
This seems like as good a place as any to start posting because I just got a big box of beer delivered to me. Tasty beers I haven't had yet, hopefully this box will last me a month.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: ankhtahr on 27 Feb 2013, 05:37
I don't drink much. Maybe a glass scotch every other week or something.

Also because my budget is rather limited I can't afford very good scotch. The Laphroaig Quarter Cask has grown my favourite due to that, as its Price/Value ratio is fantastic.

I'm not a beer fan anyway. The only beer I tolerate is "Flensburger Pilsener", or short "Flens". It's from a small town close to the Danish border, and my grandparents live there. The beer is quite nice I think.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Bluesummers on 27 Feb 2013, 06:21
This seems like as good a place as any to start posting because I just got a big box of beer delivered to me. Tasty beers I haven't had yet, hopefully this box will last me a month.
Better a box of beer than a box of wine. :parrot:

I've been slowly tapping into my bottle of absinthe...it is DELICIOUS. It's labelled "Le Tourment Vert" which I assume is french for "The Green Torture". Heh.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Aethien on 27 Feb 2013, 06:23
I only drink the fancy stuff, at least until I'm buzzed enough not to taste much anymore.

Also, it's The Green Torment. According to google anyway.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Carl-E on 27 Feb 2013, 08:22
So.... what kinda beers?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Aethien on 27 Feb 2013, 08:33
Currently, a bunch of Flying Dog and Anchor beers, some Oersoep (http://oersoepbrewery.com/), De Molen, Fantôme and a few others. There's not much in my beer closet at the moment since Christmas and New Year's (and soon my birthday) have(/will) cut quite a hole in my collection.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Aethien on 28 Feb 2013, 09:35
Double post but whatever, this one's for the Pope (http://imgur.com/0LjgIri).

Hopefully we'll get one who's slightly less hateful towards the gays and/or doesn't think condoms are wrong.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: RedWolf4 on 01 Mar 2013, 02:54
I am beginning to think that these several shots of Jamaican rum I've had were a bad idea. . . .

Dissuade me.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Bluesummers on 01 Mar 2013, 03:36
No way, mon. The more plastered you get, the more revenue goes to Jamaica. :psyduck:
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: RedWolf4 on 01 Mar 2013, 04:19
Aye, that's as good a reason as any, rasta!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Aethien on 01 Mar 2013, 04:28
Also rum ids tasty and gives you an excuse to talk like a pirate.





Yarrr!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: RedWolf4 on 01 Mar 2013, 04:47
BLAY THAT YA SCURVY DOG, I BE NO LANDLUBBER THAT NEEDS EXPLAININ TO!!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Aethien on 01 Mar 2013, 05:00


DRUNKEN SHENANIGANS GO!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: nekowafer on 01 Mar 2013, 20:50
One Smirnoff Ice Raspberry something-or-other and I'm wobbly
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: catflea on 02 Mar 2013, 03:38
Does Hungover still count as drunk?   5 Ciders, one gnatspiss lager, and 2 shots of Tuaca last night...
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Carl-E on 02 Mar 2013, 15:31
If you can still type, we'll take it. 


Actually, that bar's been lowered in the past. 
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Papersatan on 02 Mar 2013, 22:51
bloop bloop.  1.50 wells.....


Drunk and happy.  Makign school friends, who agreed to work on making an app with me. I told them I am holding them to it.  Also gonna go watch the college basketball game tomorrow afternoon with one of them.

Networking, friendship, skill building.. YAY
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Thrillho on 03 Mar 2013, 03:32
So last night I had a bottle of scotch and four shots of sambuca and SOMEHOW I AM ALIVE

Klaire, on the other hand, who came to visit, is still pretty drunk.

Bwahahahahaha.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Carl-E on 03 Mar 2013, 05:04
Which one of you woke up with the other one? 

 :evil:
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Thrillho on 03 Mar 2013, 06:12
I'm not sure I understand the question?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: nekowafer on 03 Mar 2013, 08:58
guys all my underwear smells like pot
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Carl-E on 03 Mar 2013, 09:55
Where have you been storing your stash? 
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Zingoleb on 03 Mar 2013, 10:36
one time at the compound we went dumpstering and we grabbed a bunch of food include a package of cookies

anyways we drove around for a few hours hotboxing the car and the cookies all smelled and tasted like marijuana

it was great
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Aethien on 03 Mar 2013, 10:59
Weed smells pretty good but it lingers for so fucking long.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Zingoleb on 03 Mar 2013, 12:11
yeah, it's great.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Aethien on 03 Mar 2013, 12:48
Yeah.... no. Not really.

I mean, weed is enjoyable enough but I don't want to smell that shit for the next week.
Not that I smoke much or even a little, since I don't smoke and can't roll cigarettes I really only smoke when someone else brings the stuff.

And also because it's expensive and I really don't like coffeeshops.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Zingoleb on 03 Mar 2013, 21:35
I meant for me. I like the smell of skunk, for some reason.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Carl-E on 03 Mar 2013, 22:39
I always found the smell pleasurable.  I just have to stay away from it. 
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Aethien on 04 Mar 2013, 04:41
I like the smell, I just don't want it in my house for a week. :-P
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: nekowafer on 04 Mar 2013, 05:21
I like the smell, as long as it's not too overpowering. And it's not so bad when it's just my undies that smell like it :D
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Bluesummers on 04 Mar 2013, 15:52
I find it rather putrid...but of course, my dog has tried on more than one occasion to eat a live skunk, and each time he gets an open mouthful of their spray. Imagine dog-breath mixed with essence of skunk...those would be effective smelling salts.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Zingoleb on 05 Mar 2013, 00:38
i meant skunkweed but to be honest i like the smell of skunk, too. it makes me happy?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Aethien on 05 Mar 2013, 02:58
You can actually get a skunk as a pet, they remove the scent glands though. I'm told that they're like cats but not assholes.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: nekowafer on 05 Mar 2013, 03:28
I've heard that they're pretty awesome pets. And those schnozzles! Too cute.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: lepetitfromage on 05 Mar 2013, 06:11
Teeheehee. Schnozzle.


Weed smells fabulous to me....skunks, not so much. I like to admire them from afar.  :-P
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Zingoleb on 05 Mar 2013, 10:04
pet skunks are actually really good animals! the problem is that there's no rabies vaccination for skunks developed yet, so in places where rabies vaccinations are mandatory (i.e. most places) it's illegal to own a pet that isn't vaccinated (not to mention wild animal laws)

some states will let you with a special permit, other states won't let you at all. if you do have one you have to be reallllly careful letting other people handle them, because if they get bit then the skunk gets put down to be checked for rabies.

not to say that they necessarily will - kind of like any other animal, they only bite if they're feeling threatened. you have to raise them from babies (and, yes, have their scent gland removed) and basically have them in pretty much constant contact with you at all times. i was really this one woman's story who said that she tucked her shirt into the waist of her pants and put the baby skunk down her shirt, and it would curl up and go to sleep against her stomach, which just oh my gosh just sounds like the most adorable thing ever, i mean look at this thing:

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmfq8gzcQJ1qi4ucgo1_500.jpg)

(confession: i really love skunks and they are above and beyond my favourite animal. mmhmm, yep, yep, yep.)

thread related: this pot i just got is fucking great and makes me feel like i'm on shrooms. also, i'm seeing my therapist in an hour so i shouldn't have smoked but oh well
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Aethien on 05 Mar 2013, 10:26
Therapists are good people.
Well, mine is. Helps that he's only ~5.5 years older than me, specialized in autism spectrum disorders and a metalhead too.


Also drinking Weihenstephaner Korbinian. Delicious brew from a brewery that's been active without pause since 1040. Their almost 1 foot high glass (http://www.vasoscerveza.com.ar/images/Coleccion%20Fotos%20Grandes/Weihenstephan.JPG) is gorgeous too and makes you feel like you're drinking way more than the 0.5 liter of beer that it holds.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Zingoleb on 05 Mar 2013, 10:34
this one is...getting better. she has a rubik's cube, which is nice because it provides a handy cover for my complete and total lack of eye contact.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: nekowafer on 05 Mar 2013, 11:01
My therapist gets on me for not making eye contact and she made me stare at her for like ten seconds and it was awful. Also I don't think I could see a therapist while stoned. I'd be too giggly.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Aethien on 05 Mar 2013, 11:15
I don't think my therapist minds if I stare at his shoes instead of his face when we're discussing difficult topics. Or he's wise enough not to bother bringing it up anyway.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Zingoleb on 05 Mar 2013, 12:19
'how are you'
'fantastic'
'oh, fantastic? what's changed?'
'mostly, i'm stoned'
'then why did you bother coming?'

ughhhh, so glad this was our last visit
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Aethien on 05 Mar 2013, 12:30
Last visit? Why that?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Zingoleb on 05 Mar 2013, 13:07
because i leave here in 38 days and she's apparently on vacation for 21 of those days.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Aethien on 05 Mar 2013, 13:12
Ah, well, yeah, that'd be a good reason. :-P
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Bluesummers on 05 Mar 2013, 17:33
If you feel better stoned than not stoned, then clearly whatever methods she's using as therapy are ineffective...or at least less effective than pot. I don't think she's seeing the whole picture. Or doesn't want to.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: henri bemis on 05 Mar 2013, 17:55
Oh, I would not have reacted very well to 'then why did you bother coming?'  I went to my therapist drunk once (didn't mean to - I thought it would have been out of my system), but he said he couldn't treat me (something about informed consent being necessary for treatment, and being inebriated means I can't consent), but he rescheduled and reassured me that I wasn't a jackass, then let me just sit for awhile getting my shit together before I went home.

I don't know what your options are like, and I know finding a good therapist is often like trying to push a boulder  up a cliff.  She better at least be giving you some referrals or something, if you want to continue seeing someone.

And now I want a baby skunk!  The picture, omg.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Zingoleb on 05 Mar 2013, 18:08
I'm going for a diagnosis, not therapy. I've already got a pretty clear idea of what my diagnosis will probably be (dysthymia, ptsd, bpd) but I just need the paperwork saying I'm crazy.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Bluesummers on 05 Mar 2013, 18:24
Fun fun. Yeah, a diagnosis of "neurotic depression" would have been a lot quick to get to if my psychologist weren't so insistent that my then-girlfriend and I were having trouble in the sack. Of course, the whole ordeal could've been avoided if I weren't going to see a shrink at the time anyway...but a court order is a court order. Meh.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Aethien on 06 Mar 2013, 01:12
If you feel better stoned than not stoned, then clearly whatever methods she's using as therapy are ineffective...or at least less effective than pot. I don't think she's seeing the whole picture. Or doesn't want to.
Smoking weed is supposed to make you feel better though, at least for a little while. It's not a good solution to feeling bad though, especially not on the long term.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Carl-E on 06 Mar 2013, 04:51
It also tends to make you forget things.  Which is why the therapist won't see you on it - you won't remember what they tell you, and may well forget what you were going to tell them...
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Zingoleb on 06 Mar 2013, 19:24
actually, i manage to remember more things when i'm stoned, to be honest, 'cause i can actually focus for once.

If you feel better stoned than not stoned, then clearly whatever methods she's using as therapy are ineffective...or at least less effective than pot. I don't think she's seeing the whole picture. Or doesn't want to.
Smoking weed is supposed to make you feel better though, at least for a little while. It's not a good solution to feeling bad though, especially not on the long term.

i dunno, for someone with chronic depression (see above: dysthymia - it wouldn't be a new diagnosis, i can tell you that much) something that chronically cheers me is pretty fuckin ace. i'm chronic for my chronic dawg.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Aethien on 07 Mar 2013, 14:42
Booze is good, good booze is better, lots of good booze is best.









WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Thrillho on 07 Mar 2013, 15:10
I am 2/3 of a bottle of wine deep on a work night and I am enjoying the vaguely sort of fuzzy state. Wine is surprisingly lethal considering I frequently drink neat spirits.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 07 Mar 2013, 15:30
ST. PATTY'S DAY IS COMING UP!
 :mrgreen:

There's a great Irish pub near where I live (Four Green Fields) that makes a great Black and Tan. It is so good. They also serve up these beer battered onion rings that are as big as your hand, two fingers thick-sliced, and battered up just so. It has this perfect sweetness that goes just tasty with the beer.

...I'm gonna be blind and stinkin'.

Anyone else have fun plans for St. Pat's?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Aethien on 07 Mar 2013, 15:38
I am 2/3 of a bottle of wine deep on a work night and I am enjoying the vaguely sort of fuzzy state. Wine is surprisingly lethal considering I frequently drink neat spirits.
I had two glasses of a Bordeaux fancy enough to be a snob about earlier this evening and I am now on my fourth beer, or fifth, I'm not entirely sure.


Luckily, I am free tomorrow and it's my birthday today. FOR  BOOZE AND DRUNKEN OBLIVION!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: nekowafer on 09 Mar 2013, 16:34
It is drinking time once again.

Halfway through a Smirnoff Ice and I'm tipsy.

This is pretty sad but at least it's not expensive to get me drunk
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Aethien on 09 Mar 2013, 16:37
I'm a little envious though, I'm 3 beers down the road and not feeling anything yet.






But I have to ask, why smirnoff ice?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: nekowafer on 09 Mar 2013, 16:47
I don't really like the taste of alcohol and this is sweet enough that I don't really taste the burning
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Aethien on 09 Mar 2013, 16:53
So why not a nice wine then? A little more expensive but a nice red wine and some good cheeses... omnomnom.

Or beer, beer is awesome. (good beer, not cheap piss water beer)
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: nekowafer on 09 Mar 2013, 16:58
Both of those taste strongly of alcohol.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Aethien on 09 Mar 2013, 17:06
They really don't though. Both wine and beer have distinctive tastes but it's not like whiskey, rum or vodka that leaves a burning sensation going down your throat.


Unless you're drinking something like this beer (http://www.brewdog.com/blog-article/341) anyway
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: nekowafer on 09 Mar 2013, 17:23
I dunno every single thing I've tried has made my throat burn.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Aethien on 09 Mar 2013, 17:29
Huh... usually it's the bitterness and yeast that turn people away from beer, they're a bit of an acquired taste but most beers aren't alcoholic in taste at all nor do they have significantly more alcohol than Smirnoff Ice.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: bainidhe_dub on 09 Mar 2013, 17:29
I'm with you on the burning. Try vodka in soda - my drink of choice lately is a shot or 2 of vodka, a can of Sprite, and a splash of grenadine. It's nice and sweet like Smirnoff but cheaper to make yourself and I don't find I get too hungover from it, I think because you're staying kinda hydrated from all the soda.

Last night though, I ended up sending my sister a long text about getting together today, that ended in "Something about dirigibles, etc., you know."
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Aethien on 09 Mar 2013, 17:41
Sounds like a good night.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Redball on 09 Mar 2013, 18:20
Last night though, I ended up sending my sister a long text about getting together today, that ended in "Something about dirigibles, etc., you know."
Could have been worse. You could have posted "something about blimps...."
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Carl-E on 09 Mar 2013, 19:38
A friend of mine from college (who we called one-thumb because he only had one, farm accident) would take a container of frozen orange juice concentrate, and put it into a glass only slightly larger than the can with about a shot and a half of vodka, then stir with a spoon.  Every few sips he's replace the missing volume with more vodka. 


By the time you could taste any alcohol, you were too drunk to care. 


He called it a one-thumb screwdriver.  The name's more confusing than it needs to be, which is half its charm. 
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Redball on 09 Mar 2013, 19:47
Any idea if he's still alive?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Carl-E on 09 Mar 2013, 19:57
Yes, in a state penitentiary in Indiana. 
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: nekowafer on 09 Mar 2013, 21:18
That sounds really delicious, though.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Aethien on 10 Mar 2013, 03:26
Also potentially lethal...
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Thrillho on 10 Mar 2013, 04:21
Halfway through a Smirnoff Ice and I'm tipsy.

So what you're saying is that you're a 15 year old girl?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: nekowafer on 10 Mar 2013, 06:52
Yes.

Only, you know, older than that.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Aethien on 10 Mar 2013, 07:13
But on the inside, you're a 15 year old girl?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Zingoleb on 10 Mar 2013, 10:39
(http://www.asofterworld.com/clean/wallflower.jpg)
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: nekowafer on 10 Mar 2013, 13:50
Yes.

And yes.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: bainidhe_dub on 10 Mar 2013, 14:51
I think it was because I'd been looking at some of the promo stuff from Gail Carriger (http://www.gailcarriger.com/)'s new series but that had nothing to do with the rest of the text either...
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: snalin on 12 Mar 2013, 17:44
guinness, guinness, brewdog IPA, local brown, coffe/baileys, Old Speckled Hen

OM NOM NOM NOM
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: lepetitfromage on 12 Mar 2013, 17:51
Seagram's "Calypso Colada"



Hush. It's tasty. And blue.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Bluesummers on 14 Mar 2013, 06:49
That sounds DELICIOUS. I must seek to acquire it.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Papersatan on 16 Mar 2013, 23:33
HI GUYS
Today was waht a good friend, whom I love, called "st, Practice day". 

Which is to say, I am drunk, and will also be tomorrro!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: catflea on 17 Mar 2013, 12:46
Completely Gazeboed
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Thrillho on 17 Mar 2013, 13:09
Welp, time to drink.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Bluesummers on 18 Mar 2013, 18:14
OH MAI GAWD YOU GUISE

They have IRISH CREAM donuts. At Dunkin Donuts. The filling is BAILEY'S-flavored pudding.

NOMNOMNOM you have to buy some before I eat them all.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Papersatan on 19 Mar 2013, 20:12
My bar night was a great success, but now I am drunk by myself, but not tired.    Wishing I had a 'special friend' to spend some time with. 

sigh
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Thrillho on 23 Mar 2013, 16:17
DUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRNK

That is to say, drunk.
WOOP WOOP
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: ummmkay on 23 Mar 2013, 22:31
Split four bottles of wine between me and two other ladies. I am a featherweight soooo. yep.  drunk.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Thrillho on 24 Mar 2013, 04:47
I had a bottle of Jacques and two bottles of wine. YESSSSSS
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: idontunderstand on 24 Mar 2013, 04:50
That's a lot of wine Gareth.  :psyduck:
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Thrillho on 24 Mar 2013, 04:52
YEPPPP

Man, back in my university days I'd drink a bottle of cheap scotch before leaving the house and it would barely give me a buzz. I'm a relative lightweight these days.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: idontunderstand on 24 Mar 2013, 04:55
I've only finished a whole bottle once and I puked for two hours straight. Never, ever again.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Thrillho on 24 Mar 2013, 05:03
I'm feeling remarkably refershed :D
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Bluesummers on 25 Mar 2013, 18:15
I was driving through the town I grew up in today, and passed a guy walking on the sidewalk, carrying with him a 2-liter soda bottle, filled with either whiskey, or urine (It was probably a bit of both). He was talking and gesturing quite rapidly to someone who wasn't present. As he walked to the end of the sidewalk, he waited for the crossing sign to turn green. When it did, he remained standing on the corner, still in deep conversation with the invisible man. Once the crossing sign turned red, he proceeded to walk across the street, dry-humped one of the cars which was trying to get around him, and then ran to the other side of the street with his arms raised above his head, one hand still firmly clutching the bottle of piss-liquor.

Looking back, I'm glad I ended up as well as I did, growing up in that shit-hole. I still enjoy a good mixer though. :emotrex:
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Lupercal on 27 Mar 2013, 16:28
I've only finished a whole bottle once and I puked for two hours straight. Never, ever again.

I did two bottles plus probably some other stuff on new years, took about 2 months to drink red wine again and i fell over pretty badly (its the usual thing when i'm plastered now apparently)

I used to drink well at about 16. Peaked really early. Even during uni I wouldn't have to drink LOADS to get drunk, but I guess I never ate the right pre-drinking stuff anyway. (Mmm, soup and beer)
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: GarandMarine on 27 Mar 2013, 17:51
...So what's... uh "Sober"? I've never heard this word before.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Bluesummers on 27 Mar 2013, 20:03
It's a state of non-inebriation...I've heard of it before in old tall tales my Old Grand-dad used to tell me. His brother Johnnie would constantly complain that it was just a myth, but I knew there were times before the Walker family ran the place...

:mrgreen: Yay for obvious puns.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: GarandMarine on 27 Mar 2013, 20:36
*snort* Blue I think you're just being a wild turkey, telling fanciful tales like that.

On a saddening note, everyone heard about the Scotch spill right? At the Chivas distillery?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Papersatan on 06 Apr 2013, 22:11
GO [email protected]!!!!!!


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


(My university just won an 'important' basketball game)


I am SOOO drunk!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: celticgeek on 06 Apr 2013, 22:16
My graduate university just lost a close one.  Sorry, Shockers. 

<has another Laphroaig>
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Papersatan on 06 Apr 2013, 23:12
(I'm at MICHIGAN, so we did not beat you.  BUT we woudl have,,,,(

Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Papersatan on 07 Apr 2013, 01:16
aaaannnnndddd...

just got into a drunk argument about thin privilege. 

9 in 10 chance the other party not thinks I am a stupid, selfish, fat bitch who makes everything about their issues instead of understanding how hard it is to be depressed. 

<sigh>


time for bed.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Thrillho on 09 Apr 2013, 08:00
So I'm rolling on about four days of hangover and last night I was so preposterously stoned that my head was even swimming with my eyes closed and I had to be sick out of the window.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Bluesummers on 10 Apr 2013, 15:50
Wow...thanks you guys, you all make me sound normal. ;D

I just learned, according to XKCD, that everyone in 1825 was completely shit-faced, all the time. Average shots of hard liquor per person per day in 1825: 6.1

Meaning for every person that abstained from alcohol, there was some moron drinking a dozen whiskey shooters...Every. Single. Day.

I, on the other hand, shall dare to enjoy a shot-bottle of Jagermeister. Ist gut, jah.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: GarandMarine on 10 Apr 2013, 20:33
Only six shots? We call that a warm up in these parts.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Metope on 10 Apr 2013, 23:56
Last night I decided to smoke weed with my flatmates (they're always smoking, but I usually don't feel like it), and I had a realisation. I can't get high from smoking at all, which is probably why I usually can't be bothered with it. The only time I've been high was when I was in Amsterdam and we got brownies instead of joints, so I don't think I'll bother anymore. It's kind of nice to actually have a legit excuse (to me, just saying 'no' is as legit as it gets, but I ALWAYS have to defend myself when I decline a joint).


I had some wine instead because being sober with a bunch of people who are stoned to oblivion isn't very fun. It was a good night.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: nekowafer on 12 Apr 2013, 21:17
oh my god
seriously stoned sex is the best

also being non-clothed is possibly the other best thing
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: nekowafer on 12 Apr 2013, 22:22
Maybe I should stop eating small, easily choked on crackers while I'm laughing my ass off
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: henri bemis on 13 Apr 2013, 00:34
People who don't get high from smoking are so strange to me (not that I don't believe you, I just have such a different experience), because I have the tolerance of an amoeba.  One hit, and I am like "omg world, you are spinny!  OMG MY XBOX CONTROLLER HAS LIGHTS!  Who is hoarding the goldfish crackers?  I will get lost in this video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afcudstM9zA)!  NOM NOM <_<."

It should be known that I've also been drinking a bit.  ahem.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: GarandMarine on 13 Apr 2013, 01:12
Even though pot is legal here in Colorado, I think I'll just stick with booze, I don't see any major benefit from MJ, and I get drug tested in my field regularly/am trying to pick up federal licenses. Nothing of value lost. Now back to my rum.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Papersatan on 13 Apr 2013, 01:14
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO     
 
I am drunk as fukign SHIT



My crush does not crush me, but that is ok,  he liks  my lady friend and I am trying to make ti happen for them


they are both cute and I hope it can.   
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Papersatan on 13 Apr 2013, 01:15
no realy, ow much liqore did I have>  who can count!?


Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: henri bemis on 13 Apr 2013, 01:16
oh my goodness, darling, you are sloshed!  I can count, as long as it's less than ten.  That's all the fingers I have.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Papersatan on 13 Apr 2013, 01:20
oh no, not less than 10.  I am not a light weight,  not even close, and my vision is blurry, so many drinks!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: henri bemis on 13 Apr 2013, 01:21
I've got toes, too!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Lupercal on 13 Apr 2013, 01:23
So apparently the belgian beer I was drinking with work last night was 8.5%, makes for a very drunk me by the time i got home. that 'friday feeling' has now been eclipsed by 'saturday morning mini hangover'
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: GarandMarine on 13 Apr 2013, 01:32
I'm still not convinced sober actually exists. Maybe I'm biased because I can't wake up without a shot of vodka in my coffee and a Jack Daniels IV, but are you guys sure this "sober" thing actually exists?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Papersatan on 13 Apr 2013, 05:58
Things you don't want to see the next morning: "Order Confirmation"   

ummmm   


No way in hell I bought this domain last night...   Too hungover (still drunk?) to investigate. 
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Papersatan on 13 Apr 2013, 06:19
Ok, figured out.  I didn't buy anything last night.  Something I ordered months ago just sent me a bill, and it was listed oddly so I couldn't figure out what it was, 
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Pilchard123 on 13 Apr 2013, 06:21
What domain did you think it was?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Papersatan on 13 Apr 2013, 09:07
It listed my purchase by my username with the company, not by the url it was related to.  That was 1/3 of my confusion.  It was also for a purchase made in January which was another 1/3.   The last 1/3 of course being that I was drunk.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Thrillho on 13 Apr 2013, 15:29
I've had the majority of a bottle of wine and I'm texting the girl I like and I am a little bit tipsy and  :psyduck:
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Masterpiece on 14 Apr 2013, 05:15
I forgot how drunk you can get from drinking this.
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/c67.0.403.403/p403x403/64124_10151548066690376_1007295383_n.jpg)
I feel way to girly today.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Thrillho on 14 Apr 2013, 05:30
I love Rekorderlig.

Great stuff. I'm a big fan of what I like to call 'vagina cider' i.e. pretty fizzy flavoured water with booze in it.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Masterpiece on 14 Apr 2013, 05:32
iy nice. Zes. More fiyyz pink flavored Soda with booye pleaye.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Masterpiece on 14 Apr 2013, 05:32
who changed my keyboard settings
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Bluesummers on 14 Apr 2013, 09:11
who changed my keyboard settings
Your lack of sobriety did.


Related: Whenever my cat sleeps on my open laptop, he ends up changing my keyboard setting to Spanish. Without fail.


Olé.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Thrillho on 14 Apr 2013, 09:13
How bizarrely specific a thing to happen.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Zingoleb on 14 Apr 2013, 11:27
no realy, ow much liqore did I have>  who can count!?

"I found a liquor store."
"And?"
"And I drank it."
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: GarandMarine on 14 Apr 2013, 12:41
You'll have to excuse him, he saw a sign that said "Drink Canada Dry" so he went there and did.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: GarandMarine on 20 Apr 2013, 23:06
Drunk in the passenger seat of a car, on the freeway, while in possession of a military grade green laser is a special kind of drunk.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: mtmerrick on 21 Apr 2013, 03:55
But what did you do with said laser?

(Because lasers are awesome.)
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Bluesummers on 21 Apr 2013, 09:20
What was the laser's power level? (Not a DBZ joke)
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Masterpiece on 21 Apr 2013, 09:21
I suspect that is was a targeting laser, no? I mean, for missiles and such?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: GarandMarine on 21 Apr 2013, 09:23
50w laser, and just generally fucked around, it currently lives in a Star Trek hand phaser.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: ankhtahr on 21 Apr 2013, 10:50
50W? That would be enough to use that thing as a real phaser… I hope you mean 50mW…
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Valdís on 21 Apr 2013, 10:59
I hope you mean 50mW…

Ooh. In that case I have one too that I picked up in Greece.

If orders of magnitude higher:

(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/86901301/MISC/LASERS_1.png)
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: GarandMarine on 21 Apr 2013, 11:22
Wow I typoed all over the place, it's in the 15-20mW range, non burning and the sort.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: ankhtahr on 21 Apr 2013, 11:24
I got a green one from Croatia, which is labelled 100mW, but I would estimate it to be somewhere around 20mW. Still better than what you get here. (5mW max.)
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Valdís on 21 Apr 2013, 18:00
LASERS ARE FUN

(click to show/hide)

(Yes, sitting on the hallway floor in the dark. You can see the beam's path much clearer IRL, only a bit on camera. :laugh: )
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: GarandMarine on 21 Apr 2013, 18:12
The images aren't working lil'bunny
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Valdís on 21 Apr 2013, 18:22
The images aren't working lil'bunny

Aww. I hope Dropbox hasn't done that before in some post. Switched places for them. :-)
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: GarandMarine on 21 Apr 2013, 18:29
There they go, nice!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Papersatan on 25 Apr 2013, 18:58
Classy as fuck
My evidence is thus;
On my way from ypsi
Pre-gaming on the bus.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Bluesummers on 25 Apr 2013, 19:59
I got a green one from Croatia, which is labelled 100mW, but I would estimate it to be somewhere around 20mW. Still better than what you get here. (5mW max.)

Here you go. (http://www.wickedlasers.com.hk/arctic) Convenient 1400mW laser, only $400 USD. Use responsibly.

WHY IS THIS IN THE ALCOHOL THREAD OH GOD YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL GONNA SHOOT YOUR EYES OUT :psyduck:

All their other products are pretty cool too. NOT FOR DRUNK PEOPLE :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Valdís on 25 Apr 2013, 20:07
WHY IS THIS IN THE ALCOHOL THREAD OH GOD YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL GONNA SHOOT YOUR EYES OUT :psyduck:


Confession: I might've felt like an idiot before posting mine, because I tried doing one like the third into a mirror and it obviously went toward my eyes too

ingenious
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Masterpiece on 26 Apr 2013, 19:16
guess who is DRUNK TONIGHT
and the good kind this time! I had positive developments with a lady.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Valdís on 26 Apr 2013, 19:24
and the good kind this time! I had positive developments with a lady.

Woohoo! Go Masterpiece! :-D
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Papersatan on 27 Apr 2013, 01:22
My potential lady didn't show up to this party. :( so no progress.

Maybe tomorrow night.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: RedWolf4 on 27 Apr 2013, 03:34
*Pats*

S'kay, we have a drink for that.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: mtmerrick on 28 Apr 2013, 16:12
Here you go. (http://www.wickedlasers.com.hk/arctic) Convenient 1400mW laser, only $400 USD. Use responsibly.
hey my uncle has one of those =D I've used it. its awesome.

WHY IS THIS IN THE ALCOHOL THREAD OH GOD YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL GONNA SHOOT YOUR EYES OUT :psyduck:

so what are you saying, we need a dedicated lasers thread?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: cesium133 on 28 Apr 2013, 17:15
I work in a lab full of lasers.  :-D Currently as I sit here, I've got running a 50 W (yes, watts not milliwatts) fiber laser at 1064 nm, several ~50 mW lasers at 852 nm, and two 500 mW tapered amplifiers amplifying the 852 nm lasers. If I were collecting data today, I'd also be running an argon laser at 7 W to pump a dye laser that generates ~300 mW at 508 nm.

edit -- and we've got a 150 W CO2 laser that rarely gets used, as well as a pulsed Nd:YAG laser that has poked holes in stainless steel in the past.

edit2--
I got a green one from Croatia, which is labelled 100mW, but I would estimate it to be somewhere around 20mW. Still better than what you get here. (5mW max.)

Here you go. (http://www.wickedlasers.com.hk/arctic) Convenient 1400mW laser, only $400 USD. Use responsibly.

WHY IS THIS IN THE ALCOHOL THREAD OH GOD YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL GONNA SHOOT YOUR EYES OUT :psyduck:

All their other products are pretty cool too. NOT FOR DRUNK PEOPLE :mrgreen:
We've actually been half-seriously considering replacing our argon laser with a laser of that type (not necessarily from that company)... the dye we use in our dye laser has its peak absorption at 455 nm, so we could run the laser more efficiently with a pump near 455 nm rather than the argon laser's lines around 480 nm.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Thrillho on 29 Apr 2013, 14:24
I can't believe no-one's made a MiniMe joke.

...I love all three of those movies, I don't even care.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: cesium133 on 29 Apr 2013, 14:33
Oh, I've got a MiniMe for a lab assistant as well. I thought that was assumed.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: GarandMarine on 30 Apr 2013, 01:34
And now some of my favorite toasts. Brought to you by RUM!


I drink to your health when I'm with you,
I drink to your health when I'm alone,
I drink to your health so often,
I'm starting to worry about my own!

Here's to cheating, stealing, fighting, and drinking.
If you cheat, may you cheat death,
If you steal, may you steal a woman's heart,
If you fight, may you fight for a brother,
And if you drink, may you drink with me.
cheers

Here's to a long life and a merry one
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer and another one!

Here's to a temperance supper,
With water in glasses tall,
And coffee and tea to end with--
And me not there at all!

Here's to you and here's to me
Friends forever shall we be
but should we ever disagree
Fuck you! Here's to me!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Thrillho on 30 Apr 2013, 11:52
I tend to toast 'gentlemen, to evil!'

Also I haven't eaten since 12pm and I've been hungry since then and I'm 3 drinks deep and I think the antibiotics have killed my resistance and WOOOO SLIGHTLY TIPSY
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: ankhtahr on 30 Apr 2013, 12:06
I'm still looking for somebody to sing "Helan går" with one day…

Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Redball on 30 Apr 2013, 15:30
I'll sing it with you one day. Here's (http://www3.cpdl.org/wiki/index.php/Helan_går_(Julius_Wibergh)) the sheet music and a midi file.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: henri bemis on 30 Apr 2013, 19:05
The philosopher's song is obviously the best drinking song.  Also, 'philosopher' is the most difficult word to type in the history of words when you're already a bit loving of wisdom limeade and vodka. 

(If I had a superpower, it would be the ability to post things that are usually spelled correctly, even when I'm quite drunk.  TAK THAT PHILOSIPHERS!)  And thank you, spell-check!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Zingoleb on 02 May 2013, 13:38
a lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: nekowafer on 06 May 2013, 16:07
drunky drunky drunky drunky
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: LeeC on 06 May 2013, 20:42
just realized I did a no no and mixed rum with zzzquill.  Hope I wake up tomorrow (I spaced it out by a few hours I should be fine...) :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Papersatan on 10 May 2013, 00:10
I went to a party then a cclub.  At the club I met so many cute ladies.  One made facebook friends with em and another gave me her card!   SEXY!  (maybe)  (I hope).

Feeling good about the evening as a whole.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Papersatan on 10 May 2013, 00:33
found both on facbeook, both hot ast shhhhit!  UGGGRRNNNFFFF.

We'll see how they feel in the morning.  I feel frustrated I went home alone.

Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Loki on 10 May 2013, 07:43
*raises eyebrow* Why is this thread pinned?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Carl-E on 10 May 2013, 08:33
...a horrible accident with a thumbtack? 




While drunk?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Zingoleb on 10 May 2013, 09:44
plastered and pinned?

sloshed and stickied?

tanked and tethered?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Redball on 10 May 2013, 10:14
None of the above.

Slipped, stickied, sighted  and resituated.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Thrillho on 11 May 2013, 01:51
So last night me and my ladyfriend got a little drunk and then go incredibly stoned on half a joint each :psyduck: based on previous form I'm pretty sure there was something in that weed.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Pilchard123 on 11 May 2013, 03:15
based on previous form I'm pretty sure there was something in that weed.

Tetrahydrocannabinol?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: KingOfIreland on 11 May 2013, 03:57
I was drunk for 24 hours straight yesterday/the day before. We closed the pub for the last time the other night for the exams and summer. What follows is an invite only party for all the regulars and everything is free. I've never seen a cellar empty so fast.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Papersatan on 11 May 2013, 21:36
The one girl is messaging me on Facebook! the other never texted me back, but you know what I just realized?  The number I texted was off by one.  Let's see my success when I am textign the correct person!  <doh!>


(I am really liking being a social goes out person)
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: henri bemis on 13 May 2013, 20:17
Oh god, I just got sad drunk.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Carl-E on 13 May 2013, 21:57
Awwwww..... don't be sad! 

Just played poker with my theater buds.  Beer is good, my poker skills not so much. 



Actually, what wee play only bears a superficial resemblance to poker. 



I type really slow with 5 beers in me. 
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: ankhtahr on 15 May 2013, 14:25
weeell. I'm drunk, just returned from a party, today was the last day of ordinary school. I just told the most beautiful girl I know (who was pretty drunk at that time as well) that she is the most beautiful girl I know, and I just didn't give a shit. She was overwhelmed, and all she could reply was "thanks". Welp. I never thought anything else would happen anyway.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Pilchard123 on 15 May 2013, 14:33
The question is, though: do you expect anything will happen if she remembers?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: ankhtahr on 15 May 2013, 14:36
Nope. It's just that some of my classmates sometimes make fun of her, and I've been thinking the same for three years now. I don't even feel "attracted" to her, I just think that she's incredibly beautiful, and she ought to know.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: ankhtahr on 15 May 2013, 14:43
And I'm pretty sure it was a good decision to return home now. Many others stayed, and intended to stay at least another 1.5 hours, and we all needd to be at school at 7.50 am tomorrow. It's 11.41 pm now and I think most others need to sober up a lot more than I. I drank in moderation, while some others puked at 9.45 already. And continued drnking.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Redball on 15 May 2013, 14:44
Why do people make fun of this beauty?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: ankhtahr on 15 May 2013, 14:51
I don't know, I seriously don't know. She isn't exactly "feminine", not really "curves", not girly at all, but not tomboyish either. Yemen heritage, so slightly darker skin. I just consider her as naturally beautiful.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Loki on 15 May 2013, 14:53
Ankh, what's the occassion? Abiball*?

I don't even feel "attracted" to her, I just think that she's incredibly beautiful, and she ought to know.

I can relate. We had that one girl whom I found visually quite attractive, but I was never interested in her, since she was somewhat of an airhead/not really smart. Never bothered to tell her, until the yearbook (to be precise, Abibuch*) committee conducted a survey on "prettiest girl/prettiest boy/most likely to become a lawyer" etc. Wrote her down a my choice for prettiest girl, she noticed (I didn't bother to really hide it). Was apparently quite flattered. I suppose I am glad I could get that out.


*To non-Germans, some vocabulary:
Abitur, short Abi = highschool-graduation. From the latin abitur, which I think means they left or something like that.
Abiball = graduation party
Abibuch: kind of like a yearbook, except we usually don't have yearly yearbooks, so it's a special memorability of a special occassion.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: ankhtahr on 15 May 2013, 15:04
Not yet Abiball. Today we had the last regular lessons, tomorrow we will be given our results in the written Abitur exams and our final grades ("Bekanntgabe der Abiturprüfungsergebnisse und Zeugnisvergabe"). We will have our oral Abitur exam on May 27/28/29th (one of these three days), our official graduation ceremony on May 31st and the Abiball on June 1st.

I just wanted to tell her and get it from my chest. Maybe I'll clarify tomorrow that I was honest, and not only said that because I was drunk.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Redball on 15 May 2013, 15:15
From what you've written about yourself, I hope you do that.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Masterpiece on 16 May 2013, 20:21
Those two "friends" I've told you about, tonight they came and were all "oh so we do one thing and you hate us, but when you do it it's perfectly fine". Both parties (including me) are basically just looking for reasons to despise each other, so I decided to fuck it, ignore them for the rest of the night and get fucking wasted.

Also, all nighter: Pulled! I am now awake for 24 horus.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Papersatan on 17 May 2013, 01:34
two self poured pre-game drinks

2 (short) long islands
5 PBRs

woooo.

Karaoke night with the school crew.  I led a heartfelt rendition of Nelly's poient classic, "Hot in Here".  It was awesome, which is great because I had my worst karaoke moment earlier in thre night:  Two friends asked me to sing song with them and I agreed, because I knew the hook.  Turns out noone knew the actual lyrics. After 45 seconds of noone singing, I just started to Shatner it and speak the words with feeeling, fuck the tune. 

Also, I think my new tradition of a post drinking wrap from the til 4 am Indian place is a good one.  1. YUM! 2. forces me to drink water when I order the spicy.

Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: lepetitfromage on 17 May 2013, 07:04
That is Amazing.


Kat, you sound like the perfect person to party with.  :-D
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Redball on 17 May 2013, 12:06
I've thought that too, but I haven't had a serious hangover in 20 years..
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Thrillho on 17 May 2013, 15:55
Woop wine at a workmate's house YAY
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Papersatan on 18 May 2013, 23:14
THANKS!!

Also, drunk agian,  More so maybe.


<3 evertoune..

I want to sex all the ladies I meetr


Why don't the mee?
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Papersatan on 18 May 2013, 23:28
OMg, strill drunk. 

Cant' remember sending the mesage before this!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Papersatan on 18 May 2013, 23:29
HA! only minutes previous1\


Stepen is giving me food andd water

<3 Steve.  He is so goo dto me,  Forever.  <kisses>   I think no relationship could be better....


I am the luckiest!!!!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Papersatan on 18 May 2013, 23:31
FOr real, I hop you are all jealous.  not becaue I want ba feeling for you all, but because STephen is soooooo good he eserves to be the object of desire.


HE MADE ME A GRILLED CHEESE


WITH TWO KINDS OF CHEESE (cheddar and goat)

I dont even remember asking for it. 
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: CrowFairy on 18 May 2013, 23:42
That all sounds wonderful. :3 I'm glad you're having a good night!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: bryntheskits on 19 May 2013, 02:38
No work tomorrow but all I have is bourbon with no mixers.

:(
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: bainidhe_dub on 19 May 2013, 12:45
I'm not sober! And it is only 3:45pm on a Sunday! But when one (me) wakes up at 6:45am on a non-work day to go running in the rain, drinking at 2pm sounds like a good suggestion. And so, here I am, meaning to play Mass Effect that I just started, but instead looking up Mass Effect on Pinterest and discovering adorable chibi felt dolls of characters I already love by proxy of listening to The Boy play, and now he wants all the chibis which I never thought I'd hear him say.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: lepetitfromage on 20 May 2013, 07:35
Teeheehee, I love this thread. Not drunk atm because well, Monday Morning At Work (boo) but I did break down and buy a fancy bottle of Framboise Lambic and some Aranciata Pellegrino last night.

Classy. As. Fuck.
Let's just pretend that spending $20 on a small amount of beverages didn't make me instantly feel overwhelmed with guilt. :-P

FOr real, I hop you are all jealous.  not becaue I want ba feeling for you all, but because STephen is soooooo good he eserves to be the object of desire.


HE MADE ME A GRILLED CHEESE


WITH TWO KINDS OF CHEESE (cheddar and goat)

I dont even remember asking for it.

That sandwich sounds heavenly. Also- you and Steve are so freakin' adorable I can't stand it!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Edguy on 31 May 2013, 19:59
Not really drunk at the moment, but let's say "under mild influence of alcohol". Also, I haven't slept for shit the last 40 hours, so that's that.. Cheers!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Nikolai on 31 May 2013, 21:14
YOU. YES YOU. If there is a Panda Espress near your location, you should go there. In cebelraation of the new summer hours or something, they're offering free orange chikin if you show the flyer from their website, which is easily accessed by googling it on your phone. Do it. Do it nao.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Loki on 03 Jun 2013, 16:22
I am sober as a stone. A quite tipsy stone.

I am hyped up  :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: I am seven t-rexes. (t-reges, if my memory serves me right. I am fucking educated, you know!)
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Edguy on 03 Jun 2013, 16:25
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: I am seven t-rexes.

Seven T-Rexes? That's a pretty high amount of awesome.
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Loki on 03 Jun 2013, 16:29
I know, right? There are six degrees of t-rexes lower than that. If you add them all up, it would be sigma n from 1 to 6 of n, which is ...lemme think.

n*(n+1)/2.

6*6/2=18.

There are 18 t-rexes which are lower than 7 t-rexes. Suckers!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Carl-E on 03 Jun 2013, 16:32
6*7/2 = 21.  But then again, T-rexes don't need to stand around and count stuff. 

 :mrgreen: RAWR!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: Loki on 03 Jun 2013, 16:33
Eh. Yeah. Fuck. And I was so proud of myself too!
Title: Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Post by: pwhodges on 04 Jun 2013, 04:38
This old drunk thread has got too long - here is a new place to fall over (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,29020.0.html) in.