THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Fun Stuff => CHATTER => Topic started by: jeph on 29 Jan 2014, 09:52
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PUMP your CLAM RAM to HERCULEAN GIRTH
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M@ke your LIVING DILDO grow and grow and grow and grow!!!!!!!!!!!
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Women, Men, Police and the Pope HATE this one weird trick to penile enhancement
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HugeDickSensei is waiting to accept your LinkedIn friend request!
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ONE SINGLE PILL WILL HAVE YOU CARTING YOUR COCK AROUND IN A WHEELBARROW
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"I can't believe how huge my dick got after I snorted this brown powder!" -Ron Jeromy
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YOUR COCK WILL NEED LANDING GEAR
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YOUR WOMAN IS SEEKING OUT FARM ANIMALS OUT OF DISSATISFACTION FROM YOUR IMPOTENT EXCUSE FOR A GREASE WEASEL! IMPROVE YOUR TROUSER SNAKE NOW!
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^^^ Avatar/post synchronicity...
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QUANTUM PHYSICISTS HAVE JUST MADE THE FIRST REPORTED MEASUREMENTS OF YOUR DICK. MAKE YOUR COCK MACROSCOPIC!
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NUTRITIONISTS HATE HIM! ONE EASY TRICK FOR A BIGGER PACKAGE!
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BIRDS FLOCK TO OBTAIN LOGGING PERMITS IS BECAUSE ALL THE BIG VEINY REDWOODS WE ARE SELLING YOU PILLS FOR.
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MY COCK IS CONSIDERED A LETHAL WEAPON IN FOURTY COUNTRIES! FIND OUT HOW YOU CAN GET A BATTLE SCHLONG LIKE ME NOW!
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HELLO THERE SHIT FOR BRAINS! TAKE YOUR DICK SKINNERS OF THAT PATHETIC EXCUSE OF A PENIS AND START TAKING COCKPILLZ! COCKPILLZ WILL MAKE YOUR TINY DICK A SCHLONGZILLA!
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MAKE YOUR COCK SO MASSIVE NO WOMAN CAN ESCAPE ITS GRAVITATIONAL PULL (UNLESS STEPHEN HAWKING IS RIGHT AND SHE COMES OUT HORRIBLY MANGLED)
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WOW VERY PILLS SUCH COCK MUCH EXCITING SO ORGASM WOW BUY HELLO DOGE TODGER CREAM TODAY WOW
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I see loads of these every day in the spam filters I look after. The last offering is the only one that is actually clearly distinguishable from the real (and awful) thing, so I think it should end the show.