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Title: QC Captions Vol. 152
Post by: iduguphergrave on 02 Feb 2014, 08:18
Happy February, happy big footballs game, happy new caption game!

FIRST IMAGE:

(http://i.imgur.com/2gysvm4.png)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 152
Post by: celticgeek on 02 Feb 2014, 08:19
Delilah:  Daaaaaaaaang!  I Looooove your shorts!
Mark:  Thanks.  They're my "lucky" shorts.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 152
Post by: cesium133 on 02 Feb 2014, 08:25
Hang On, Hang On, I Know I Know This: Mark, I've made peace with the fact I'm a temporary character and do not have long to live. Please, go return to the Land of the Recurring Character.
Mark: Okay, but I'm totally going to forget your name.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 152
Post by: Loki on 02 Feb 2014, 08:28
Delilah: ...and this is how a blind zombie would walk around after a one-night stand!
Marten: ...meh. This's pretty much on par with my other girl shenanigans.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 152
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 02 Feb 2014, 09:48
Delilah: "You look so much better without that stupid T-shirt!"
Marten: "Thanks, I guess."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 152
Post by: FunkyTuba on 02 Feb 2014, 21:45
Delilah: Mark, I have something to tell you... I'm preg-....
Marten: Wow, I'm so excited! I'll look for a better job, and we can find a bigger place...
Delilah: No, sweetie, I was going to say pregustant... I can taste you from here, and you need some sauce.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 152
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 02 Feb 2014, 22:40
"Mark, you're a sweet guy, but the next time you're intimate with a lady you should remember to take your shorts off."
"Oh, I knew I was forgetting something."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 152
Post by: Skewbrow on 03 Feb 2014, 03:43
D: "Mark, you're a sweet guy and all, but don't you think it was too soon to shave your belly hair to form a cute `D'?"
M: "What? Oh? Ok, for a moment I thought you were grading me."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 152
Post by: Zebediah on 03 Feb 2014, 08:32
Delilah: "At least now I know why Tai keeps calling you 'Pintsize'."
Marken: "THAT ISN'T ME."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 152
Post by: Nuclear_Nipple_Tester on 04 Feb 2014, 10:46
(http://i.imgur.com/2gysvm4.png)

D:  "WHELP, you've ruined sex forever."
M:  "It's been a good run.  Guess I'll go live on a barge now."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 152
Post by: cesium133 on 04 Feb 2014, 10:52
Delilah: Happy birthday, Grandma!
Mark: Thanks, you've ruined sex for me forever!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 152
Post by: hakko504 on 04 Feb 2014, 11:24
Delilah: Mark, I have something to tell you... I'm preg-....
Mark: Shhh. Don't spoil the plot of comic 2800-2850!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 152
Post by: Nuclear_Nipple_Tester on 04 Feb 2014, 12:47
D:   No, no.  I mean  "mark" as in my next victim.
M:  Goddamn it I really LIKE my kidneys.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 152
Post by: WAYF on 04 Feb 2014, 14:51
Delilah: Look, I know you forgot to turn Pintsize off, but I still had fun!... kinda.

Marten: I think Pintsize did a pretty good job of turning ME off...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 152
Post by: Zebediah on 04 Feb 2014, 18:45
"So, that part where you said 'Happy Birthday, Grandma!'..."
"Yeah, sorry, that's kind of an inside joke..."
"How did you know?"
"How huh?
"About my daughter."
"Huh gug buh duh?"
"I mean, she's only twelve, so I thought I'd have a couple of years before I needed to worry about her getting pregnant..."
"Guh."
"That's kind of the reason I threw this party. Finding out I was becoming a grandmother at twenty-six really made me want to get stoned."
"Uhhh..."
"So did Tai spill the beans? Or was it Bob?"
"Uh, really, I didn't know..."
"Yeah, right."
"No, really..."
*smirk*
"Oh, wait, you're just messing with me, aren't you?"
"HA! Admit it, I really had you going there for a minute!"  :lol:
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 152
Post by: jwhouk on 04 Feb 2014, 19:41
"So, that part where you said 'Happy Birthday, Grandma!'..."
"Yeah, sorry, that's kind of an inside joke..."
"How did you know?"
"How huh?
"About my daughter."
"Huh gug buh duh?"
"I mean, she's only twelve, so I thought I'd have a couple of years before I needed to worry about her getting pregnant..."
"Guh."
"That's kind of the reason I threw this party. Finding out I was becoming a grandmother at twenty-six really made me want to get stoned."
"Uhhh..."
"So did Tai spill the beans? Or was it Bob?"
"Uh, really, I didn't know..."
"Yeah, right."
"No, really..."
*smirk*
"Oh, wait, you're just messing with me, aren't you?"
"HA! Admit it, I really had you going there for a minute!"  :lol:

We have a winnah.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 152
Post by: Soulsynger on 05 Feb 2014, 03:09
Delilah: "So, this is the part where I hoist you like a putto and fly you to the heavens?"
Mark: "Yeah, I've never gotten what that pose means, either."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 152
Post by: iduguphergrave on 05 Feb 2014, 12:09
Yes, well done, Zebediah  :lol:; though I also need to give props to FunkyTuba for teaching me a new word.

SECOND PANEL:

(http://i.imgur.com/0GMHYie.png)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 152
Post by: cesium133 on 05 Feb 2014, 12:12
Marten: I will now psychically contact Cosette from beyond the grave... I have made contact with her spirit in the afterlife... She says she's not dead.
Cosette: I'm not dead!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 152
Post by: K1dmor on 05 Feb 2014, 12:15
 Marten: You're thinking of....butts, all i get it's butts.
 Cosette: Close enough. I was thinking you're an asshole.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 152
Post by: DSL on 05 Feb 2014, 12:24
Marten: You're thinking of....butts, all i get it's butts.
 Cosette: Close enough. I was thinking you're an asshole.

This one right here.
Fortunately I was not drinking anything carbonated.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 152
Post by: DrBear on 05 Feb 2014, 13:34
Martenac: "Sis....boom...bah"

Cosette: "What sound does a sheep make when it explodes?"

/from Johnny Carson, many many years ago
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 152
Post by: cesariojpn on 06 Feb 2014, 02:23
(http://i.imgur.com/2gysvm4.png)

D: Guess what? I got a job!! It's with Veronica Vance!!
M: (thinking internally) Uh-oh.....

(http://i.imgur.com/0GMHYie.png)

Marten: A Double Eagle, Rope, and a Baby Buggy.
Cosette: You do the world's most shittiest Johnny Carson impersonations, y'know that?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 152
Post by: questionablydiscontent on 07 Feb 2014, 10:29
MARTEN: 3.1415... 9265... 3589... 7... 93...
COSETTE: I said PHI not PI. It's 1.61803398875105027, of course.
STEVE (thinking): I am so confused right now, it's not even funny. :psyduck: But I don't want them to see my expression, so I think I'll just glue this saucer to my face. (oh snap, did I just utilize the ambiguous perspective to relabel one object as another?)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 152
Post by: Pilchard123 on 07 Feb 2014, 11:11
Ambiguous perspective?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 152
Post by: Storel on 09 Feb 2014, 15:20
Ambiguous perspective?

The "saucer" that Steve's holding in front of his face was actually his cereal bowl, but because of the way it's drawn in that panel, it looks like it could be a saucer.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 152
Post by: Thrudd on 13 Feb 2014, 12:42
At least he wasn't using it for making bacon because then it would be a frying saucer.  :roll:
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 152
Post by: DSL on 13 Feb 2014, 12:44
Well done.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 152
Post by: Skewbrow on 14 Feb 2014, 00:44
(http://i.imgur.com/2gysvm4.png)
D: "Don't worry. It may be less filling..."
M: "... but it tastes great (sigh)."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 152
Post by: DrBear on 14 Feb 2014, 18:11
D: Well, Mark, you'll at least have a story to tell.
M: You have no idea.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 152
Post by: Border Reiver on 17 Feb 2014, 10:00
Happy February, happy big footballs game, happy new caption game!

FIRST IMAGE:

(http://i.imgur.com/2gysvm4.png)

Deliah:  "Look, I appreciate all the effort you went to, and I do think you're a great guy that many women find attractive, but you really shouldn't try to replace Pintsize as my lifepartner."

Marten:  "?!?"

Yes, well done, Zebediah  :lol:; though I also need to give props to FunkyTuba for teaching me a new word.

SECOND PANEL:

(http://i.imgur.com/0GMHYie.png)

Marten:  "Look, I just needed to get this out in the open before it becomes a sensitive topic."

Cossette:  "Marten, we love you like a brother, but all us girls already know that Pintsize is more satisfying than you."

[next panel is Steve's spit take]
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 152
Post by: questionablydiscontent on 18 Feb 2014, 17:21
At least he wasn't using it for making bacon because then it would be a frying saucer.  :roll:
*standing ovation*