Well, there's Pop[pull]-ing it and bop-ing it. Tune in next time to watch marten twist-it and flick-it... across the room ^.^
I laughed. I do not know why, but I laughed.As down as Marten is at the moment, Pintsize's reaction was pretty darn funny. I've often wanted to do something similar (usually under similar circumstances (for a guy who actually doesn't have a girlfriend, I seem to be the "go-to guy" for relationship advice in parts of my social circle)), but currently my limbs are not detachable.
Does he? What is his point, really?Not so much a point, but when Pintsize (finally) helpfully fulfilled in one of his roles as a companion AI, it backfired on him since Marten is still in a down mood.
For once, I agree completely with Pintsize's response. 8-)
Am I the only one who is reminded of the film Labyrinth?I just imagined a whole tribe of Pintsizes singing and swapping heads and it's TERRIFYING.
I bet you've never even tried.And I bet you didnt either !
I really never expected to see Pintsize giving Martin head. Classiest way Jeph could have done it, though!
I just imagined a whole tribe of Pintsizes singing and swapping heads and it's TERRIFYING.
Jesus, it's like a Lovecraftian horror animated by Terry GilliamI just imagined a whole tribe of Pintsizes singing and swapping heads and it's TERRIFYING.
Sounds like a Cyriak (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FavUpD_IjVY) video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQO-aOdJLiw)...
Am I the only one who is reminded of the film Labyrinth?I just imagined a whole tribe of Pintsizes singing and swapping heads and it's TERRIFYING.
Feudal samurai gave librarians shibari lessons...? That's a new one on me.
Kitty city and bonobo cirrus are my favourites.
And that's how Hanners got pregnant.
And that's how Hanners got pregnant.When Hanner's dad finds out, he immediately comes down to Earth and kills Marten.
Still not seeing how that relates to Marten's relationship with it in the context we saw him use it in the comic. He wasn't arresting Tai.Feudal samurai gave librarians shibari lessons...? That's a new one on me.
Shibari originated during Feudal Japan. Back in the day, they didn't have handcuffs, so they used rope. And it was kinda intricate to say the least....
Even the "Martin?" >.>I really never expected to see Pintsize giving Martin head. Classiest way Jeph could have done it, though!
Love this post. Love everything about it.
nah, he'd probably do it from orbit (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rods_from_god)And that's how Hanners got pregnant.When Hanner's dad finds out, he immediately comes down to Earth and kills Marten.
Squash anyone?
It's the only way to be sure.nah, he'd probably do it from orbit (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rods_from_god)And that's how Hanners got pregnant.When Hanner's dad finds out, he immediately comes down to Earth and kills Marten.
Still not seeing how that relates to Marten's relationship with it in the context we saw him use it in the comic. He wasn't arresting Tai.Ie: he sees it as routine, not sexy. Not that I agree: IMO if it's something you're likely to be into (BDSM), the bits you learn will pique your interest. If not, it won't. I am very matter of fact and open about sex; I have an academic interest that only interacts with my more personal interest in that I learn things I may or may not want to try this way. :-D
Actually, we kinda have. (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=21)And there's this one (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=965)
nah, he'd probably do it from orbit (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rods_from_god)And that's how Hanners got pregnant.When Hanner's dad finds out, he immediately comes down to Earth and kills Marten.
Even the "Martin?" >.>
So presumably Marigold isn't a virgin, or did a lot of horseriding as a kid.Ehhh, not so much. Most western women "break" their hymens well before having pentrative sex, and even if you bleed it's seldom very much. Please bear in mind that the hymen is a membrane that pretty much rings the vaginal opening -to one degree or another- rather than something that mostly covers it. That can happen, but is abnormal and can cause problems. See here (http://"http://sextracurricularstudies.blogspot.co.nz/2013/10/normal-0-false-false-false-en-us-ja-x.html):
Some women are born without a hymen at all[2]. It can tear slightly during penetrative sex, as well as when a woman uses a tampon, rides a horse or a bicycle, masturbates, or bounces on a trampoline[3]. Basically anything athletic has the potential to cause the kind of bleeding popularly associated with first-time sex-havers[4]. Bleeding during sex (even the first time) is actually somewhat unusual, and can be easily avoided through proper lubrication and gentleness.
So presumably Marigold isn't a virgin, or did a lot of horseriding as a kid.I never saw the issue with people writing "I'm a huge fan of Marylin Monroe" either. :meh:Even the "Martin?" >.>
I've been on this forum the better part of a decade and I still have no idea why it's such a big deal that people occasionally spell the character names incorrectly.
And that's how Hanners got pregnant.:-D
... Next: Marten drops in to get Pintsize fixed. How will Hanners and Marigold react?
So presumably Marigold isn't a virgin, or did a lot of horseriding as a kid.Ehhh, not so much. Most western women "break" their hymens well before having pentrative sex [...]QuoteSome women are born without a hymen at all[2]. It can tear slightly during penetrative sex, as well as when a woman uses a tampon, rides a horse or a bicycle, masturbates
The only time I've been involved in a devirginsation there was a lot of blood, so who knows?Oo-er, that's a bit freaky! At least from your online persona you seem likely to be good about it. :-P
I didn't spot the condom wrappers at first so I just assumed Marigold was talking about the sheets. Those can be tricky too.
/micro-anecdote
I think Marigold knows where Hanners Reset Button is, right?
I think Marigold knows where Hanners Reset Button is, right?
That leads to a infinitely looping bug where each time you reset she freaks out because the first thing she sees is you touching her.
Jeph's news post could be read, by some hypothetical person determined to misunderstand things for fun, as meaning that Marigold should have practiced putting sheets on a banana.
Is it really a common thing that people have trouble putting them on? I've never heard of that before!
Marigold may have been too embarrassed to admit they used all five and made something up to cover for it.
I'm inclined to believe Marigold. I'd go into more detail but this isn't the TMI thread.
If it doesn't roll immediately without effort, turn it over, then roll.Argh no please don't do that!
After my extensive posts last week about the subject... YAY DALE AND MARIGOLD USED CONDOMS. I was worried about them forgetting that, being both virgins and having very impulsive sex.
Also, am I the only person who's confused about why condoms are supposed to be hard to put on? You just, sit it on his dick like a little dick hat, and then roll it down. It doesn't seem that hard. If it doesn't roll immediately without effort, turn it over, then roll.
Hey it's simpler than plugging in a USB cable.
If so, why are boys advices to practise alone, so that they don't fumble too much the first time with a partner?I don't know? Maybe it's harder to put them on yourself than on a partner? I haven't struggled to put them on any partners before, but it usually falls to me to do it for them.
SORT OF. Not quite. What you're thinking of is Hojojutsu. Which was... slightly more dangerous. The average Hojojutsu tie wraps around the person's neck, and is designed to get tighter if the person struggles or resists; they are essentially slipknots around your neck tied to your limbs. Fight against the tie, or try and wiggle out, and you will kill yourself from strangulation (Source: Lord Ramirez). Which is an excessively dishonorable death. Shibari is technically a western word for Kinbaku. Not sure how that happened historically. Not like Shibari vs Kinbaku matters too much, even if I had the misfortune of sitting through a panel with Lord Ramirez being an excessive weeaboo who makes a huge fucking deal about it.Feudal samurai gave librarians shibari lessons...? That's a new one on me.Shibari originated during Feudal Japan. Back in the day, they didn't have handcuffs, so they used rope. And it was kinda intricate to say the least....
And yeah, really, DON'T just flip a condom over if you've put it on the wrong way, that's majorly unsafe.That's... a really really good point. I never thought about that before. I've never had sex with someone I wasn't willing to fluid bond with. I've always just used condoms as a contraceptive, not an STD preventative. I've literally never considered that possibility before.
If they fumbled that much, I guess the embarassment would overcome the sexual desire. Either Dale has impressive stamina, or Marigold has done some practice runs on a dildo or banana, just to be prepared. The bed sheets obviously have not been changed very often.Marigold may have been too embarrassed to admit they used all five and made something up to cover for it.Considering they started at breakfast time and Dale had to go into work that morning, I'm skeptical of them being able to go five times!
Also, am I the only person who's confused about why condoms are supposed to be hard to put on? You just, sit it on his dick like a little dick hat, and then roll it down.(http://i.imgur.com/mUkii84.png)
It doesn't seem that hard.Well, it should. That way would be easier.
If so, why are boys advices to practise alone, so that they don't fumble too much the first time with a partner?I don't know? Maybe it's harder to put them on yourself than on a partner? I haven't struggled to put them on any partners before, but it usually falls to me to do it for them.
Your dick is now cosplaying as Raiden. But you won't be zapping me with lightning any time soon, as I am going to cover you in rubber before you can.*cracks a joke about lightning rods*
Hey it's simpler than plugging in a USB cable.I always fumble with USB cables :grumpypuss:
Well the proper procedure for inserting an USB cable is a 3 step process:Hey it's simpler than plugging in a USB cable.I always fumble with USB cables :grumpypuss:
Well ... those are both pretty tricky, actually.Is it really a common thing that people have trouble putting them on? I've never heard of that before!Bed sheets or condoms? :P
I'm inclined to believe Marigold. I'd go into more detail but this isn't the TMI thread.TMI BOMBARDEMENT FROM SPACE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, USB cables are proof that space has at least four dimensions.Well the proper procedure for inserting an USB cable is a 3 step process:Hey it's simpler than plugging in a USB cable.I always fumble with USB cables :grumpypuss:
1. Try it one way up first. Realise that it doesn't fit.
2. Turn it upside down, and try again. Still doesn't fit.
3. Turn it back to the original position and try again. Now it fits!
But I'm calling it right now, albeit 100-1 odds against, Marigold's knocked up.If anybody is getting pregnant, it is Hanners (from sitting on the soiled bedsheets). It would be the ultimate immaculate conception (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immaculate_Conception). I suspect it does not fit in the storyline, but it would be fun to see Hanners try to cope with diapers, pooping, and vomiting.
Jeph already did a short arc about a Hannelore pregnancy scare. Can't find it in the archives at the moment, but I'm sure somebody here can post a link to it.
And that's probably as close to a pregnancy arc as we'll ever see in QC. Jeph categorically ruled out any babies in his comic (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2354).
Well the proper procedure for inserting an USB cable is a 3 step process:
1. Try it one way up first. Realise that it doesn't fit.
2. Turn it upside down, and try again. Still doesn't fit.
3. Turn it back to the original position and try again. Now it fits!
I recall a little joke about 5 1/2 inch floppy disks (don't give me any crap, I'm old)
Jeph already did a short arc about a Hannelore pregnancy scare. Can't find it in the archives at the moment, but I'm sure somebody here can post a link to it.
And that's probably as close to a pregnancy arc as we'll ever see in QC. Jeph categorically ruled out any babies in his comic (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2354).
Read Jeph's comment below the comic. That's where he categorically says he will not have babies in his comics. Of course, he has every right to change his mind.
I recall a little joke about 5 1/2 inch floppy disks (don't give me any crap, I'm old): "There are 8 ways to insert a floppy disk (more if you fold them). Only one way works."I remember a PC model with 2 floppy drives. In the bottom drive, the floppy had to be inserted upside down :parrot:
Jeph already did a short arc about a Hannelore pregnancy scare. Can't find it in the archives at the moment, but I'm sure somebody here can post a link to it.
And that's probably as close to a pregnancy arc as we'll ever see in QC. Jeph categorically ruled out any babies in his comic (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2354).
That is not categorical evidence. Faye says, "Maybe someday." That being said, I don't think Jeph would ever do a pregnancy arc. Way too stereotypical.
no babies in my comic
no babies
It's very hard to put one on if you unroll it first :-\Daaaang, that would be a typical newbie error, and also a very probable explanation in this case. I would assume Dale must have hurt a lot, before they finally got it right :mrgreen:
Jeph already did a short arc about a Hannelore pregnancy scare. Can't find it in the archives at the moment, but I'm sure somebody here can post a link to it.
And that's probably as close to a pregnancy arc as we'll ever see in QC. Jeph categorically ruled out any babies in his comic (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2354).
That is not categorical evidence. Faye says, "Maybe someday." That being said, I don't think Jeph would ever do a pregnancy arc. Way too stereotypical.Quote from: Jeph's newspost at the bottom of comic #2354no babies in my comic
no babies
Looks pretty categorical to me.
Ah, for some reason, I don't get the newsposts on the bottom of the archives in my current browser. My apologies (also, does anyone know how to fix that?).
no babies in my comic
no babies
Simple. Everybody downloads into an AnthroPC body, and they all become immortal.
Of course, anyone who's ever watched Doctor Who knows the drawbacks of that.(click to show/hide)
But I thought EVERYONE know Banana's wear Pajamas!!
What I'm wondering is where they got the condoms. My best theory is they got them from Angus' reserve.
Pintsize is a dickhead :-D
And that's probably as close to a pregnancy arc as we'll ever see in QC. Jeph categorically ruled out any babies in his comic (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2354).
Jeph already did a short arc about a Hannelore pregnancy scare. Can't find it in the archives at the moment, but I'm sure somebody here can post a link to it.
And that's probably as close to a pregnancy arc as we'll ever see in QC. Jeph categorically ruled out any babies in his comic (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2354).
[...] And again, this is all because, at a glance, Marigold in panel one totally looks pregnant.Just for the record, it usually takes longer for a pregnancy to turn visible. :meh:
Clearly Marigold is a speedrunner. Sequence-breaking pregnancy is where it's at.[...] And again, this is all because, at a glance, Marigold in panel one totally looks pregnant.Just for the record, it usually takes longer for a pregnancy to turn visible. :meh:
[...] And again, this is all because, at a glance, Marigold in panel one totally looks pregnant.Just for the record, it usually takes longer for a pregnancy to turn visible. :meh:
Marten should know better than to touch anything in Pintsize's prop collection. He doesn't know where it's been. Of course you could also say the same thing about touching Pintsize.
In the case of Pintsize, knowing where he's been may be scarier than not knowing where he's been.There are at least two aspects here:
Looks like Marten keeps living up to his last name.
Looks like Marten keeps living up to his last name.
A slender Reed?
Reeds make music. I wonder if Jeph did that deliberately.
Why does he regret this?For situations such as what is portrayed in today's "filler" comic.
Jeph is always having minor surgery. It's time to show some commitment and have major surgery.
Go big or go home!
Jeph is always having minor surgery. It's time to show some commitment and have major surgery.
Go big or go home!
Jeph is always having minor surgery. It's time to show some commitment and have major surgery.
Go big or go home!
"Heart surgery" means surgery on a heart, "lung surgery" means surgery on a lung, "knee surgery" means surgery on a knee, so obviously "minor surgery" means surgery on a minor.
Looks like Marten keeps living up to his last name.
A slender Reed?
Reeds make music. I wonder if Jeph did that deliberately.
Along the same line of logic, I've been saying for many years now that since corn oil is made from corn, peanut oil is made from peanuts, and olive oil is made from olives, clearly baby oil is made from babies.
And let's not even get started on bicycle oil... (How the hell do they extract it??)
Banks don't mind porn sites, though.
I kind of think that, with all the semi-legal dispensaries popping up (just now coming down the Pike to Assychussetts!), which, because of the ambiguity of the business under federal law, banks still want nothing to do with, this is likely to be at least for some banks a standard question, like when the post office clerk asks you "does this contain anything explosive, toxic, etc., whatever?"
Drugs? If I was in that banker's shoes, I'd be asking "Is this some sort of Porn site?"
Girl Scout Cookies. Are they made from real Girl Scouts?
Along the same line of logic, I've been saying for many years now that since corn oil is made from corn, peanut oil is made from peanuts, and olive oil is made from olives, clearly baby oil is made from babies.
And let's not even get started on bicycle oil... (How the hell do they extract it??)
Girl Scout Cookies. Are they made from real Girl Scouts?
Homines est! Dici, dici omnes! Soylens viridis homines est!
Apparently my AV(Nod32) thought the same about this site and put it on the anti-phishing blacklist since yesterday.
It is humans! I say, I say, everybody (all?)! Green soylent is humans!
As Piet Hein said:
"Those people who complain that there is no dog in dog treats and no girl scout in the girl scout cookies, are they the least bit pleased when for once there is sand in the sand cake?"
I don't use AV, since I don't need one, but I *have* had adverts on QC (through Google, not the Project Wonderful ones) that tried to download stuff onto my computer. At this point, just so I don't need to hit "cancel", I only whitelist the PW ones on my ad blocker. Right now I'm wondering A: how much to send Jeph each month so he gets fair pay from me for his work. and B: Whether to do it through Flattr or buying stuff.Apparently my AV(Nod32) thought the same about this site and put it on the anti-phishing blacklist since yesterday.
I also use NOD32; I notified both Eset and Jeph this morning [GMT] (I'm presuming it was an advert that triggered it, as has happened with other warnings in the past).
I don't use AV, since I don't need one,
but I *have* had adverts on QC [...] that tried to download stuff onto my computer.
Girl Scout Cookies. Are they made from real Girl Scouts?
They should be, but the cheaper ones are made from undocumented immigrants.
As Piet Hein said:
"Those people who complain that there is no dog in dog treats and no girl scout in the girl scout cookies, are they the least bit pleased when for once there is sand in the sand cake?"
I don't know what a sand cake is, but I approve of this sentiment anyway. :lol:
When/how did he say that, btw? I've never heard of anything Piet Hein's written besides his Grooks books, and that doesn't sound like a grook.
What I want to know is why the bank teller looks like Little Orphan Annie.
Along the same line of logic, I've been saying for many years now that since corn oil is made from corn, peanut oil is made from peanuts, and olive oil is made from olives, clearly baby oil is made from babies.Yes, but after the hot-press, the residue mass is freeze-dried, ground and made into baby powder.
When/how did he say that, btw? I've never heard of anything Piet Hein's written besides his Grooks books, and that doesn't sound like a grook.
I do not know when. But he also wrote prose grooks, like this one. And several other things.
Relativity*
To wear a shirt that's relatively clean
You needn't ever launder off the dirt
As long as you've two shirts to choose between
And always change into the cleaner shirt.
__________
* A grook with no reference whatsoever to the two-party system.