THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 02 Mar 2014, 14:26
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Hey people! Brace yourselves:
(http://i.imgur.com/YZsr4oU.png)
:mrgreen:
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I don't think this even *needs* a caption.
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Faye: Is... is that your-
Marten: NO.
(Callback ahoy.)
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Marten: "Yeah, it's my latest AnthroPC. The D1C-KH-34D. I'm letting it use Pintsize's body for the time being."
Pintsize: "No, you just shoved a dildo on my torso!"
Faye: "Whatever, I think it rather suits him!"
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Faye: "So he downloaded a program that was supposed to modify his structure to more accurately represent his personality?"
Marten: "Nailed it, I think."
Pintsize: "You're lucky this doesn't work on humans yet or you'd totally look like a giant butt. Oh, wait, you already do!"
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Pintsize: "At least part of me gets to totally be a glorified dildo."
Faye: "Hmm. I just got an idea for the next coffee machine."
Marten: "Get real. Nobody's gonna pay to drink liquid oozing out of a dildo."
Pintsize: "Actually http://www....."
I really want to know what happened to that bonercat coffee machine.
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Purple-dildoheaded-Pintsize: I make toast fun!
Pintsize Head: Dude, we need to work on your lines.
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Faye: I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe -- I believe what I believe is right.
Marten: Those weapons of mass dysfunction have got to be somewhere!
Purple-Marten: There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee -- that says, fool me once, shame on --shame on you. Fool me -- you can't get fooled again.
Pintsize Head: L. O. L. They misunderestimated me.
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Faye: "So he downloaded a program that was supposed to modify his structure to more accurately represent his personality?"
Marten: "Nailed it, I think."
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v735/Old_Ned/lol.gif) Indeed.
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Faye: So this is your answer to dickbutt
Marten: He is rather stupid but doesn't initiate as much mayhem [sip] Just don't let him sneak up behind you.
Purple-Marten: I will TOTALLY be your glorified dildo. I make posts.
Pintsize-Couch: I've stagnated. My wacky antics have become tired, predictable, PASSE. I need to take my art to the next level, but I can't find the proper muse. I will find a cold, grey beach and stand on it, staring out to sea. I will smoke a cigarette and ask the waves rhetorical questions about existence. Easy on the cushions you two.
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I don't think this even *needs* a caption.
I agree. I felt this image could represent QC on it's entirety, or make a good cover. So here you go:
(http://i.imgur.com/Z8PtmTh.png)
:-D
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FAYE: "Hey, you little jerk. Who's your strong silent friend?"
PINTSIZE-head: "He (gurgle) dun't say mudge. He (gurgle) juz' liges du (gurgle) penetrate du da core og (gurgle) da zubjik."
MARTEN (thinking): "I wonder if Faye will ever catch on to the fact I'm a ventriloquist?"
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Hey folks, sorry about the lack of a second panel; my work changed by day off from Weds. to Thurs. and i'm still rearranging my schedule. So here's a thing:
(http://i.imgur.com/nfeU8Nb.png)
And as an apology here's anothing thing my boyfriend did up a few nights ago:
(http://i.imgur.com/ryq91QO.gif)
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From a not-so-random comic:
Banker: Well then, let's see if you qualify for our "discount program."
Jeph: Obtuse metaphor correlating credit rating with penis size.
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JEPH: "Jacques, Jeph. Moon. Massachusettsian."
COMPUTER LADY: "Thank you for using voiceprint identification."
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Jeph: "My ocular implants don't work right."
Annie: "Oh, I see the problem! The image filter was set to 'black-and-white line art'."
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Banker: "I'm sorry Mr. Jacques, there is a lien against your account by a "Mr. Pintsize." I cannot allow you to withdraw anything until he's satisfied."
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Annie: "Oh, I see what happened here! The Doctor put you on Ms Jett Jeogees prescription by mistake."