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Title: Cards Against Humanity
Post by: LeeC on 10 Mar 2014, 13:52
In case anyone has been living under a rock, this is a fun party game:
Title: Re: Cards Against Humanity
Post by: Lines on 10 Mar 2014, 14:48
I actually just found a card from a friend's game under my couch. OF COURSE I posted on facebook that I found their balls under my couch.

(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/1795548_10101603785847315_1704895252_n.jpg)

I love this game so much. At parties when it gets pulled out, we know that it's basically going to be played until people go home.
Title: Re: Cards Against Humanity
Post by: Method of Madness on 10 Mar 2014, 14:51
Best game ever. Once you play this, it's hard to go back to Apples to Apples.
Title: Re: Cards Against Humanity
Post by: GarandMarine on 10 Mar 2014, 16:08
I honestly wouldn't play with a lot of people on the forums, much as I like you, some of you are a bit thin skinned.
Title: Re: Cards Against Humanity
Post by: LeeC on 10 Mar 2014, 16:22
Quote from: GarandMarine on 10 Mar 2014, 16:08
I honestly wouldn't play with a lot of people on the forums, much as I like you, some of you are a bit thin skinned.
I take offense to that sir! pistols at dawn!
(http://b.vimeocdn.com/ts/442/103/442103239_640.jpg)
Title: Re: Cards Against Humanity
Post by: Lines on 10 Mar 2014, 16:39
Quote from: GarandMarine on 10 Mar 2014, 16:08
I honestly wouldn't play with a lot of people on the forums, much as I like you, some of you are a bit thin skinned.

Pfft. Our house rule is basically the most offensive always wins.

Also I want to know everyone's favorite card. Mine is "German Dungeon Porn" because it gives me fits of the giggles.
Title: Re: Cards Against Humanity
Post by: Method of Madness on 10 Mar 2014, 16:47
See, I don't like to be too predictable in my judging.
Title: Re: Cards Against Humanity
Post by: Blue Kitty on 10 Mar 2014, 16:49
Quote from: Linds on 10 Mar 2014, 16:39
Quote from: GarandMarine on 10 Mar 2014, 16:08
I honestly wouldn't play with a lot of people on the forums, much as I like you, some of you are a bit thin skinned.

Pfft. Our house rule is basically the most offensive always wins.

Also I want to know everyone's favorite card. Mine is "German Dungeon Porn" because it gives me fits of the giggles.

Ethnic cleansing usually gets a lot of laughs
Title: Re: Cards Against Humanity
Post by: Lines on 10 Mar 2014, 17:04
Yesss.

Quote from: Method of Madness on 10 Mar 2014, 16:47
See, I don't like to be too predictable in my judging.

 :roll: There are times when no answers are offensive. But it's CAH. Almost everything is offensive. Even "PUPPIES!" when played right.
Title: Re: Cards Against Humanity
Post by: GarandMarine on 10 Mar 2014, 17:07
Quote from: Linds on 10 Mar 2014, 16:39
Quote from: GarandMarine on 10 Mar 2014, 16:08
I honestly wouldn't play with a lot of people on the forums, much as I like you, some of you are a bit thin skinned.

Pfft. Our house rule is basically the most offensive always wins.


That's not the actual rule? Shit. We've been playing it wrong the whole time then XD
Title: Re: Cards Against Humanity
Post by: Lines on 10 Mar 2014, 17:16
There are a couple cards that are sickeningly cute and I always have to save those for one of my friends. I mean, she likes offensive, but she REALLY likes the cute ones. I can't remember her trump card. It's something to do with an animal in something.
Title: Re: Cards Against Humanity
Post by: Method of Madness on 10 Mar 2014, 18:06
That's the thing, I laugh at fucked up things, but clever matters more than offensive (so basically...try to make it both).
Title: Re: Cards Against Humanity
Post by: de_la_Nae on 10 Mar 2014, 21:54
I've played this once really. It was a big get-together in the kink/BDSM scene, nothing sexy just social party.

We had way too many people in too small a room playing, but we were all having a good time.

I laughed...I laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed. It was painful. It was ridiculous. It was amazing. I cried and couldn't breath, and I swear it took WAYYYY too many minutes for me to get my shit together enough to actually say it out loud. I had to leave the room afterward for a few to get my composure back together.

And I also felt a little bad because I figured there was no way it could live up to people's expectations after I'd went through all that. But.... the template card I was judging for was "And for my next trick, I will pull _____ out of ____!"

And there were some beautiful answers, but what really got me...

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Cards Against Humanity
Post by: Blue Kitty on 20 Mar 2014, 20:17
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/b6b2ea91d1bd849ebb64982bf226b8db/tumblr_mz9vj7eicc1rsg1iuo1_500.png)
Title: Re: Cards Against Humanity
Post by: cesium133 on 20 Mar 2014, 20:22
I've been living under a rock, but this game sounds really fun.
Title: Re: Cards Against Humanity
Post by: K1dmor on 20 Mar 2014, 22:43
 In the meantime, You can try the online (clone) version:
 I Can't Believe It's Not Cards Against Humanity! (http://pyx-1.socialgamer.net/game.jsp)

 Just pick a username and join a current game (they say what cards/expansion are using). Or create a new one; you can put a password so only those you know would join in.
Title: Re: Cards Against Humanity
Post by: Method of Madness on 21 Mar 2014, 05:07
I've played that, but CaH is by its very nature a party game. It's just not the same without hearing the laughter of your fellow players.
Title: Re: Cards Against Humanity
Post by: cesium133 on 21 Mar 2014, 05:58
Yeah, that's probably why I've never played it. I don't go to parties around here and don't really have many friends nearby.
Title: Re: Cards Against Humanity
Post by: Method of Madness on 21 Mar 2014, 13:19
You don't need a party but you do need at least 4 or 5 people.
Title: Re: Cards Against Humanity
Post by: Blue Kitty on 11 Jul 2014, 17:33
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/206ddd0e468291affeb84e255beb7770/tumblr_mstoo2jqH71s7e5t1o1_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: Cards Against Humanity
Post by: Detachable Felix on 11 Jul 2014, 23:26
See, I'd be all for a strip-version of this next time I play. *sigh* if only I weren't such a lardass  :(
Title: Re: Cards Against Humanity
Post by: hedgie on 12 Jul 2014, 01:02
I hear that heroin is good for losing weight.  Time to make yourself an addict right quick.  (disclaimer:  I have no desire to turn people into smack addicts)
Title: Re: Cards Against Humanity
Post by: Pilchard123 on 12 Jul 2014, 03:51
Quote from: hedgie on 12 Jul 2014, 01:02
(disclaimer:  I have no desire to turn people into smack addicts)

For that, you need to go over here (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,28802.msg1229960.html#msg1229960).
Title: Re: Cards Against Humanity
Post by: Lines on 12 Jul 2014, 05:26
Quote from: hedgie on 12 Jul 2014, 01:02
I hear that heroin is good for losing weight.  Time to make yourself an addict right quick.  (disclaimer:  I have no desire to turn people into smack addicts)

Well, hey, they used to prescribe speed as a weight loss pill. Whatever works, right?!

(My mom was prescribed speed in the 70s. She said it worked, but you know, she couldn't sleep because she had to do ALL THE THINGS.)
Title: Re: Cards Against Humanity
Post by: jwhouk on 12 Jul 2014, 05:29
Ah yes, Dexatrim.
Title: Re: Cards Against Humanity
Post by: Lines on 12 Jul 2014, 13:34
Also I played this with my coworkers (I work at a preschool, btw) after work and holy cow, I never thought I'd be so amused by middle aged women laughing so hard over the phrase "balls deep". One of my coworkers is a little sheltered, even as an adult, and she didn't quite get what the "balls deep in a squealing hog..." meant at first, but once she did, it was her new favorite phrase.
Title: Re: Cards Against Humanity
Post by: ankhtahr on 12 Jul 2014, 13:50
Friend of mine once won everything with "Here is the church and here is the steeple. Open the doors and there is ___" "Dumb people".

It even rhymes.  :psyduck:
Title: Re: Cards Against Humanity
Post by: Pilchard123 on 12 Jul 2014, 14:19
Well since the usual finish to that line is "Open the doors and there are the people"

http://www.wikihow.com/Create-a-Church-With-Your-Fingers
Title: Re: Cards Against Humanity
Post by: Emperor Norton on 14 Jul 2014, 21:23
(http://i.imgur.com/zcpU2qY.jpg)

I won the hand.
Title: Re: Cards Against Humanity
Post by: Method of Madness on 14 Jul 2014, 21:24
Excellent.
Title: Re: Cards Against Humanity
Post by: Barmymoo on 24 Jul 2014, 06:23
I just figured out why none of these cards are recognisable to me - I've played the UK version. It was hilarious!
Title: Re: Cards Against Humanity
Post by: LocoJoe on 28 Jul 2014, 11:05
My cards just came in the mail this weekend. I can't wait to have friends over to play!
Title: Re: Cards Against Humanity
Post by: Orkboy on 30 Jul 2014, 04:23
I have it, and it's awesome.  My favorite was "What's my secret superpower?"  ->  "Being a motherfucking sorcerer."