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Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 08 Jun 2014, 12:44

Title: QC Captions Vol. 170
Post by: iduguphergrave on 08 Jun 2014, 12:44

Good afternoon, all. FIRST PANEL:

(http://i.imgur.com/XTPhvW4.png)

Enjoy!

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 170
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 08 Jun 2014, 13:12

V: "Yes, the hat's edible".
H: "Wah! It's not sterile!"

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 170
Post by: SuctionCup Caper Two on 08 Jun 2014, 13:41

H:  The hat... yesss...
VV:  ...little hats...

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 170
Post by: techkid on 09 Jun 2014, 01:41

Veronica: "You know, I think I can set you up with Mr Clean (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1141) for an evening."
Hannelore: "EEEEEE!! We can clean my apartment together!"

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 170
Post by: DSL on 10 Jun 2014, 12:12

VV: "And you can have your own pair of sanitized rubber boots. Fresh pair every day."
HANNERS: "When can I start?"

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 170
Post by: FunkyTuba on 10 Jun 2014, 14:51

Hanners: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
VV: "Oh! Dear, that was wonderful! Can you take it down 35 cents?"
Hanners: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe"
vv: "Perfect! Let me get the recorder. Mr Bose Dolby Pioneer will be thrilled that I finally found a sample that fits his, ahem, requirements, for our sessions"

Edit: It turns out the Mssrs. Dolby and Bose both died within weeks of each other last year... perhaps there are still alive in the QCverse, but it totally breaks my joke.

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 170
Post by: iduguphergrave on 11 Jun 2014, 14:06

SECOND IMAGE:

(http://i.imgur.com/EQWwWcl.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 170
Post by: cesium133 on 11 Jun 2014, 14:11

First one:

VV: I need a pack of forty dogs for my next photo shoot. Can you wrangle them up?
Hanners: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Second one:

Jimbo: What brings you over here?
Steve: Marten used Toxic Gas Attack. It was super effective.  :psyduck:

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 170
Post by: SuctionCup Caper Two on 11 Jun 2014, 15:19

J:  So... Butts?
S: Eh.  Butts.

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 170
Post by: DSL on 11 Jun 2014, 20:51

JIMBO: "So anyway, she said she was flyin' in from California to meet me. Y'suppose she got me mixed up with someone else with a name kinda like mine?"
STEVE: "C'mon. What are the odds of that happening?"

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 170
Post by: FunkyTuba on 11 Jun 2014, 20:58

Nice one,DSL