THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

Welcome => Hi, I'm New => Topic started by: NyxDarkness on 10 Jun 2014, 22:33

Title: Beat to the punch!
Post by: NyxDarkness on 10 Jun 2014, 22:33

Hello starshine, the earth says hello!
Well, now that the ice is broken, I can get down to business. I am a 22 year old man (yes I do know that Nyx refers to a goddESS, I am not concerned with that fact :-P) I recently got turned onto QC and have spent every spare moment reading through the archives, and I can't get enough! I am only up to number 783 so far, but I figured it was time to introduce myself to the forums, so, here I am!
Also, I have taken the liberty of taking a preemptive strike and melting my OWN lug wrench!  MuaHaHaHAA!

Title: Re: Beat to the punch!
Post by: Kugai on 10 Jun 2014, 23:05

[DickDastardlyVoice] Curses!  Foiled again!!!! [/DickDastardlyVoice]


Hehe.

Welcoma aboard Nyx - I think you'll fit in fine.  ;)    ;D

Title: Re: Beat to the punch!
Post by: NyxDarkness on 10 Jun 2014, 23:16

Thank you good sir, I sure hope so!

Title: Re: Beat to the punch!
Post by: Game and Watch Forever on 10 Jun 2014, 23:19

Quote from: NyxDarkness on 10 Jun 2014, 22:33

Also, I have taken the liberty of taking a preemptive strike and melting my OWN lug wrench!  MuaHaHaHAA!

I... wish I had thought of this. So simple and effective.

Oh right! Welcome! :)

Title: Re: Beat to the punch!
Post by: Detachable Felix on 11 Jun 2014, 01:20

It worries me that the Wrench may end up the same way as Spathe Ham - it might become an overused meme and then Kugai will be out of a job  :-(

Title: Re: Beat to the punch!
Post by: Detachable Felix on 11 Jun 2014, 01:21

Also welcome. :mrgreen:

Title: Re: Beat to the punch!
Post by: GarandMarine on 11 Jun 2014, 07:31

We'll find some other tool of yours to melt.

Title: Re: Beat to the punch!
Post by: Pilchard123 on 11 Jun 2014, 10:11

Quote from: Kugai on 10 Jun 2014, 23:05

I think you'll fit in fine.  ;)    ;D

Don't tell him that! You'll scare him off!

Title: Re: Beat to the punch!
Post by: NyxDarkness on 11 Jun 2014, 14:45

Quote from: GarandMarine on 11 Jun 2014, 07:31

We'll find some other tool of yours to melt.

But I am quite find of the tools in my posession... :-(
Oh, wait! Take my sister's boyfriend, he's a pretty big tool!

Title: Re: Beat to the punch!
Post by: SuctionCup Caper Two on 11 Jun 2014, 17:58

Maybe I could just wander into the greeting threads and nard-punch the new person.   We can switch that up with the wrench-melting, screw-driver boiling, and ultrasonic torment.

...or I could do something with lasers.  Everyone loves lasers.

Title: Re: Beat to the punch!
Post by: NyxDarkness on 11 Jun 2014, 19:36

Quote from: SuctionCup Caper Two on 11 Jun 2014, 17:58

Everyone loves lasers.

Well, lasers ARE quite nice, though I would like to avoid permanent disfigurement if at all possible.

Title: Re: Beat to the punch!
Post by: Thrillho on 12 Jun 2014, 02:32

*sits in corner chewing gum*

*lower half is concealed in shadow*

*it is uncertain whether trousers are being worn*

Welcome. *suggestive eyebrow*

Title: Re: Beat to the punch!
Post by: Game and Watch Forever on 12 Jun 2014, 14:55

I think you just wrote the script for a gif demanding to be made....

Title: Re: Beat to the punch!
Post by: NyxDarkness on 12 Jun 2014, 15:54

I am not sure how to feel about any of this...

Title: Re: Beat to the punch!
Post by: Detachable Felix on 12 Jun 2014, 16:24

It's just Gareth's way of saying welcome  :mrgreen:

Title: Re: Beat to the punch!
Post by: Kugai on 12 Jun 2014, 16:27

Don't mind Gareth, he's just had too much beer.

Title: Re: Beat to the punch!
Post by: Thrillho on 12 Jun 2014, 18:25

Or not enough...

Title: Re: Beat to the punch!
Post by: NyxDarkness on 12 Jun 2014, 18:42

I vote for the latter.  :-D