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Welcome => Hi, I'm New => Topic started by: Noxx on 03 Jul 2014, 08:40

Title: Right, then.
Post by: Noxx on 03 Jul 2014, 08:40
Reading the archives with my coffee this morning and it suddenly occurred to me that I'd never joined the QC forums, and that I probably don't get enough verbal abuse in my diet, so, two birds, eh?

In return expect to be bombarded with cheesy pics of my dogs and garage projects.

Title: Re: Right, then.
Post by: celticgeek on 03 Jul 2014, 08:45
Welcome!

And being bombarded with cheesy pics of dogs and garage projects are what we are here for.
Title: Re: Right, then.
Post by: Redball on 03 Jul 2014, 11:21
Welcome! Read the rules, lurk here and there to get a feel for the level of discourse, and enjoy. If I had a garage, I'd probably have garage projects. I have a basement with a fairly complete woodworking shop and don't make much time for it these days. I could blame the forum, but I won't.
Title: Re: Right, then.
Post by: Thrillho on 03 Jul 2014, 11:25
Oh we haven't bombarded since the Bad Old Days.

Unless you're a racist.

I mean, welcome!
Title: Re: Right, then.
Post by: jwhouk on 03 Jul 2014, 13:25
Welcome to the forums, and mind your lug wrench (and Aussies who imagine themselves to be Melody Powers).
Title: Re: Right, then.
Post by: Detachable Felix on 03 Jul 2014, 13:37
Quote from: jwhouk on 03 Jul 2014, 13:25
... and Aussies who imagine themselves to be Melody Powers.
*clears throat* I think you'll find he's a Kiwi.

Seriously though, welcome newcomer  :-)
Title: Re: Right, then.
Post by: SuctionCup Caper Two on 03 Jul 2014, 15:12
*cuts new person in half with chainsaw*    :evil:

*feels the disapproving glare of the moderator team*      :oops:

*epoxies the new member back together and casts "reanimate"*    8-)

 :-P
Title: Re: Right, then.
Post by: Redball on 03 Jul 2014, 15:26
I'm not familiar with that spell. Does it eliminate the epoxy and any impact it might have on crucial biological functions? If it doesn't, I suppose mods might have to consider your continued membership.
Title: Re: Right, then.
Post by: Kugai on 03 Jul 2014, 17:05
(http://www.tiptopglobe.com/skin/smile/s12035.gif)



And yes, LJFelix is right, I am a Kiwi


*Confiscates SC2's Chainsaw and melts it*
Title: Re: Right, then.
Post by: SuctionCup Caper Two on 03 Jul 2014, 17:12
Quote from: Redball on 03 Jul 2014, 15:26
I'm not familiar with that spell. Does it eliminate the epoxy and any impact it might have on crucial biological functions? If it doesn't, I suppose mods might have to consider your continued membership.

Unsure.   We'll find out if/when the new person posts again
Title: Re: Right, then.
Post by: Noxx on 03 Jul 2014, 17:18
Eh, I've received worse welcomes. It's the internet, after all.
Title: Re: Right, then.
Post by: Detachable Felix on 03 Jul 2014, 17:18
*Gives new person an extra lug wrench, just for the trouble*
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Title: Re: Right, then.
Post by: Omio on 04 Jul 2014, 03:16
Hello, newcomer, don't mind me...
[Stuffs SuctionCup Caper Two (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php?action=profile;u=90656) into a Bag of Holding III.]

...I'll just be taking this off to a different thread.
[Wanders off to a pointless thread.]
Title: Re: Right, then.
Post by: SuctionCup Caper Two on 04 Jul 2014, 08:44
Quote from: Omio

[Stuffs SuctionCup Caper Two (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php?action=profile;u=90656) into a Bag of Holding III.]


http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1375

*gnaws his way out*

MOTHERFUCKERS!!!