Calling it now - Dora will do what she always does, reacting without thinking and in the end the only one that's really going to be hurt is Angus.Now I'm wondering whether in a fit of rage, she might bypass Faye and tell Angus about Sven...
My prediction:
Jeph, his readers being trolled.
Nah, don't have to.
(...anybody want a peanut?)
I'm bored with these story arcs. Let's see what Veronica and Jim are up to!Not really, that sounds boring.
Wait... do we want to see what they're up to?
Wait... do we want to see what they're up to?
That would probably be over at questionablecontent.xxx...Isn't he next to Marigold?
And did anyone else notice that Sven was not in the cast drawing? :psyduck:
No. This is the whole cast from here on. Jeph is burning all other designs. No more interns, no more Raven, just this handful of characters for the next 30 years of the strip.
That's one way to avoid resolving the Emiily story!
Seriously, though, I thought that was Dora in front of the Linux anthroPC. But Yelling Bird is next to her, maybe it is Sweet-Tits.
P3-something, the Linux-AnthroPC (AnthroLinux?)PT-410x (http://questionablecontent.wikia.com/wiki/PT410x), and I'm pleased to see that he got his head back, neckbeard included.
Stop that!
I mean it!!!
(...anybody want a peanut?)
Stop that!
I mean it!!!
(...anybody want a peanut?)
Will Claire ever pull off a funny joke?
Now I'm wondering whether in a fit of rage, she might bypass Faye and tell Angus about Sven...
Stop that!
I mean it!!!
(...anybody want a peanut?)
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT3-wuYtrCxFVedPopnZs4lrk2iwysy5pS4rZU2UKTU_to3Yju6xg)
No Star Trek references in ma Library! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unseen_University#Librarian)
(Sorry. Needmorecoffee ...)
Really, people?Well yeah, you say it's Dora, but I still don't think it looks like her.
Sigh. Okay, here goes:
Top Row: Bonercat, Steve, Dale, May.
2nd Row: Yelling Bird (on Dora's shoulder), PT-410X, Dora, Marigold, Momo.
3rd Row: Faye, Pintsize, Marten, Winslow, Hannelore.
Warning - while you were typing a new wine has been pressed. You may wish to taste it before reading (don't forget to spit).
The book Claire should have pulled out (http://www.amazon.com/The-Wrath-Grapes-Industry-Advantage/dp/0380801515).
New from 9˘... I'm almost impressed.
Damn it, Claire, stop showing how awesome you are and making me wish I knew you in real life.You are only slightly creepy.
Seriously, though, stop making me love you.
Well now that you've said it, you've jinxed the storyline so that it doesn't happen.
Usually helps if you remain vague with the details, take the shotgun approach.
Well now that you've said it, you've jinxed the storyline so that it doesn't happen.If someone on the forums suggests every possible storyline, does that mean QC ends?
Usually helps if you remain vague with the details, take the shotgun approach.
Not if someone suggests that it should end… but then :psyduck:Well now that you've said it, you've jinxed the storyline so that it doesn't happen.If someone on the forums suggests every possible storyline, does that mean QC ends?
Usually helps if you remain vague with the details, take the shotgun approach.
Well now that you've said it, you've jinxed the storyline so that it doesn't happen.If someone on the forums suggests every possible storyline, does that mean QC ends?
Usually helps if you remain vague with the details, take the shotgun approach.
It seems Dale has much to learn before he can outargue Faye.Actually, I think he kinda did there at the end with the "Yes, Ma'am."
This one has the feel of the early days.Yeah, like the early days. Ah, sass commentary.
Well done, Dale. You learn quickly.Maybe he is above Faye. With all his simultaneous jobs I think all the time Faye was killing neurons with booze he was improving his comebacks with customers and co-workers.
It seems Dale has much to learn before he can outargue Faye.Actually, I think he kinda did there at the end with the "Yes, Ma'am."
It seems Dale has much to learn before he can outargue Faye.Actually, I think he kinda did there at the end with the "Yes, Ma'am."
Well now that you've said it, you've jinxed the storyline so that it doesn't happen.If someone on the forums suggests every possible storyline, does that mean QC ends?
Usually helps if you remain vague with the details, take the shotgun approach.
No, it's merely replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
What is the Inverse Square Law of sass?Something that makes your brains leak out of your ears trying to figure it out.
Jeph will do exactly what someone suggests once. Their new-found sense of power and clairvoyance will cause that person to try again. Then Jeph will do the complete opposite. Thus completing the troll master-class...
Now I've said that, it won't happen.
I guess the question is, is Dale using an absolute value (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absolute_value) of sass in the comic?
Stop that!
I mean it!!!
(...anybody want a peanut?)
New from 9˘... I'm almost impressed.
The algorithms on Amazon are funny. Some books are pretty much sold for a pittance (1 cent + S&H), others are priced full baka (I remember a stack of this book (http://www.amazon.com/Elizabeth-Taylor-Love-Affair-Jewelry/dp/0743236645/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1408433951&sr=8-1&keywords=my+love+affair+taylor) was going for like a buck clearance each at Borders years ago and at one point was going for $300 a pop). I've heard some sellers us bots to one-up each other sometimes, with hilarious results.
New from 9˘... I'm almost impressed.
The algorithms on Amazon are funny. Some books are pretty much sold for a pittance (1 cent + S&H), others are priced full baka (I remember a stack of this book (http://www.amazon.com/Elizabeth-Taylor-Love-Affair-Jewelry/dp/0743236645/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1408433951&sr=8-1&keywords=my+love+affair+taylor) was going for like a buck clearance each at Borders years ago and at one point was going for $300 a pop). I've heard some sellers us bots to one-up each other sometimes, with hilarious results.
When algorithmic pricing goes very wrong....
http://www.wired.com/2011/04/amazon-flies-24-million/ (http://www.wired.com/2011/04/amazon-flies-24-million/)
My face matches Hanners.
I thought Jeph doing exactly what we suggested was how we got Steve eating cereal.
Who suggested that?
Steve eating serial was a reaction to requests the Jeph take a break from the wedding and show us what some of the other characters were doing.
yes, we should give the Claire her fondue
That's Hanners and Marbear, not "H." and "M." :roll:
That's Rogue/Marbear Ship, not "RMS". 8-)That's Hanners and Marbear, not "H." and "M." :roll:
Your RMS Pedantic founders upon the iceberg of my indifference.
Sass RelativityThat would be the special case Respect equation.
R=sc2
Respect equals sass times the square of the speed of light.
- I personally do not have much faith in that since it has been proven that the speed of light is not a universal constant and is affected by what it travels trough or by.When physicists refer to the speed of light as a universal constant, they're referring to the speed of light in a vacuum. The speed of light in media is a whole other can of worms, but the speed of light in vacuum is constant.*
Ughhhhh that area smells bad enough if the guy hasn't showered that day already!
The quality of the comics is dramatically slipping since Jeph and Cristi split up. I don't know if it's due to that or other emotional issues Jeph is having, but this comic has taken a nosedive recently. Take a vacation, man. Sleep. Do whatever it takes.
The quality of the comics is dramatically slipping since Jeph and Cristi split up.I don't think that's true from an observational point of view. I confess that today's strip didn't tickle my funny-bone very hard, though the "smelly body parts joke" has been a standard since the dawn of literature, but that's fine.
@jephjacques Super Chipper? Is that the brand she threw Sven into?
Well, Sven's dead.At least something must have happened. Maybe Dora castrated Sven?
I am super confused about why Dora is super chipper. Is she faking it til she makes it?Well, she should not have any reason to be angry at Faye. It is not Faye's fault Sven is in love with her. The last time (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2770) we saw Dora, I anticipated mayhem. I would guess Dora has caused severe physical damage to Sven off-stage, and is now satisfied and happy with her work.
The quality of the comics is dramatically slipping since Jeph and Cristi split up. I don't know if it's due to that or other emotional issues Jeph is having, but this comic has taken a nosedive recently. Take a vacation, man. Sleep. Do whatever it takes. This comic is flailing.
Either that or the Sven is about to develop severe arachnophobia.Lack of fear of shelving units (or breasts): "A rack? No phobia!" :claireface:
Average level of WoW-player hygiene? Or, rather, lack thereof.
€5/$5 into the pun jar, please.Five quid into the pun shaming jar, please.
Then if she figures out that it wasn't her business, she may go into a guilt spiral over the recognition that she over-reacted.
The Pugnacious Peach could move to New York for a job, but I question whether she's rude enough to succeed there.
The Pugnacious Peach could move to New York for a job, but I question whether she's rude enough to succeed there.
Then if she figures out that it wasn't her business, she may go into a guilt spiral over the recognition that she over-reacted.
I find myself wondering whether this could lead to a scenario where Faye quits COD. Not likely, but possible. She doesn't have quite the same laissez-faire attitude towards peoples BS that Marten seems to have.
a millionThat's not a reasonable number.
Yeah, clearly it should be more like a billion. You know, to conquer the world and all.a millionThat's not a reasonable number.
If he knows NYC so well, what the fuck was he doing taking a cab?
Speaking from experience?
the quintessential New York dining experience ... Bennigan's.Ow ow ow ow ow ow. Ok, look, I admit it, I'm from Jersey, I would never call myself a New Yorker, but I'm close enough not to be a tourist. And that sentence just...noooooooooooo.
It was still a great weekend. High point was actually stumbling across Al Hirschfeld's caricature gallery in a little hole-in-the-wall walkup near Central Park. That and finding a real, honest-to-God camera store. And watching tugboats on the Hudson from the deck of the Intrepid. Tugboats are awesome.the quintessential New York dining experience ... Bennigan's.Ow ow ow ow ow ow. Ok, look, I admit it, I'm from Jersey, I would never call myself a New Yorker, but I'm close enough not to be a tourist. And that sentence just...noooooooooooo.