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Title: QC Captions Vol. 181
Post by: iduguphergrave on 24 Aug 2014, 10:54: This week should be good :-D FIRST PANEL:

(http://i.imgur.com/8zWkOMr.png)

Enjoy!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 181
Post by: cesium133 on 24 Aug 2014, 11:10: Faye: Why are you staring at me like that?
Dale: I'm not looking at you, I'm looking at pictures of Marigold on my glasses.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 181
Post by: DSL on 24 Aug 2014, 12:47: DALE (reading file): "Subject: Whitaker, Faye. Human, female. Calendar age: 27.432 Standard Years. Apparent physical age: 39.788 Standard Years. Apparent reason for discrepancy: Metabolic breakdown products of ethanol and associated tissue damage detected, though healing. Also signs of older injuries consistent with automobile crash and smoke inhalation caused by combustion of building construction materials and toast. Psychological history ... "
FAYE: "Shut up shut up SHUT UP. OK, no more hazing, I promise ... "
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 181
Post by: TheEvilDog on 24 Aug 2014, 19:38: Faye: "Those better not be X-ray glasses."
Dale: "No, May just posted a video of her Ice Bucket Challenge. Looks like she's just realised her robot body isn't quite waterproof. By the way, she's nominated you, Marigold, Cosette and someone called Pintsize..."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 181
Post by: FunkyTuba on 25 Aug 2014, 01:15: Faye: Snittsville?
Dale: With noodles. :bigclaireface:
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 181
Post by: TinPenguin on 25 Aug 2014, 03:28: Quote from: cesium133 on 24 Aug 2014, 11:10
Faye: Why are you staring at me like that?
Dale: I'm not looking at you, I'm looking at pictures of Marigold on my glasses.

instawin.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 181
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 25 Aug 2014, 13:28: I can't imagine how DSL will top that.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 181
Post by: Orkboy on 25 Aug 2014, 14:34: Faye: Why are you staring at me?
Dale: I'm not. The internet is.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 181
Post by: cesium133 on 25 Aug 2014, 14:37: An addition I thought of later:
Quote from: cesium133 on 24 Aug 2014, 11:10
Faye: Why are you staring at me like that?
Dale: I'm not looking at you, I'm looking at pictures of Marigold on my glasses.
Dale: Oh wait, these aren't on... Has anyone ever mentioned you look a lot like Marigold?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 181
Post by: Detachable Felix on 25 Aug 2014, 14:45: Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 25 Aug 2014, 13:28
I can't imagine how DSL will top that.
Honestly I thought DSL's one was better.

Dale: 'I feel like whiting out my classes was a tad excessive, don't you think?'
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 181
Post by: DSL on 25 Aug 2014, 18:56: NO FIGHTING
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 181
Post by: FunkyTuba on 25 Aug 2014, 19:02: Dora:
Quote from: DSL on 25 Aug 2014, 18:56
NO FIGHTING

Dale: But I just got her in a headlock.. Damn Glasses interface makes that move a pain in WOW
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 181
Post by: Skewbrow on 26 Aug 2014, 07:11: Just testing whether Faye can take it as well as dish it out (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2016):

Faye: "Those better not be X-ray glasses."
Dale: "The glasses like what they see. Snrk. But those aren't Maricurves."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 181
Post by: TheEvilDog on 26 Aug 2014, 15:34: Dale: "I don't get it...I'm not picking up any readings of a heart."
Faye: "Really? Must be because I'm about to Kali-ma you"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 181
Post by: DSL on 26 Aug 2014, 16:26: DALE: "Heartbeat's all wrong, body temperature ... Faye, you're a Klingon!"
FAYE: "Is that why your hair's been chirping and screeching this whole panel?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 181
Post by: Pilchard123 on 27 Aug 2014, 00:32: D: Strange...according to my readings, you are not here.
F: Believe me, I wish I weren't.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 181
Post by: Border Reiver on 27 Aug 2014, 09:03: Faye: "What's the word?"

Dale: "Director Fury says it's time you came in for debriefing. I'm to take over observation of the subject."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 181
Post by: iduguphergrave on 27 Aug 2014, 12:33: NEXT IMAGE:

(http://i.imgur.com/sZrFxsC.png)

Also, what other recommended reading do we have for Marty?

(http://i.imgur.com/NoHppxE.png)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 181
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 27 Aug 2014, 23:03: C: "Hey, Marten! What's the difference between an empty tube and a foolish Dutchman?"
M: "Oh no. Not this again."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 181
Post by: PintsizeForPresident on 28 Aug 2014, 02:26: CLAIRE: Harry! Have you seen Won-Won? He was supposed to meet me in the library!
MARTEN: ~~Lavender~~Claire, no Harry Potter roleplaying today ok. I feel awful ~~after last night's encounter with You-Know-Who~~.

BOOK: 50 Shades of Grey
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 181
Post by: PintsizeForPresident on 28 Aug 2014, 02:29: Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 27 Aug 2014, 23:03
C: "Hey, Marten! What's the difference between an empty tube and a foolish Dutchman?"
M: "Oh no. Not this again."

Do tell, I'm Dutch!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 181
Post by: Pilchard123 on 28 Aug 2014, 10:26: Book: 50 Sheds of Grey (https://twitter.com/50ShedsofGrey)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 181
Post by: DSL on 28 Aug 2014, 15:11: CLAIRE: "Live strong and perspire."
MARTEN: "Got the gesture wrong, too."

BOOK TITLE: "How to Succeed as a Webcomic Character Without Even Trying."

Umm ... One is a hollow cylinder and the other is a silly Hollander?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 181
Post by: cesium133 on 28 Aug 2014, 16:02: Claire: This is my "I have a proposition that might freak you out but trust me it'll be really fun" face. (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=861)
Marten: If this is about a threesome with you and Pintsize, I'm moving to the Moon.

Book: Making Out with Robots Specifically (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2456)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 181
Post by: Thrudd on 02 Sep 2014, 09:06: CLAIRE: "Klaatu... verata... n... Necktie! Nectar. Nickel? Noodle?."
MARTEN: Klaatu barada nikto. It's supposed to be Klaatu barada nikto!

BOOK: 50 Sheds of Gary
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(http://www.berkeley.edu/news/media/releases/2009/04/images/snails.jpg)
Meow!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 181
Post by: Pilchard123 on 02 Sep 2014, 10:24: Book: DON'T PUNIC
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 181
Post by: Thrudd on 02 Sep 2014, 10:59: Book:

Mostly Harmless
A compilation of Punster Punishments

:claireface:

not to be confused with
Mostly Armless
The Memoirs of the Black Knight
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 181
Post by: DSL on 02 Sep 2014, 18:51: Quote from: Thrudd on 02 Sep 2014, 10:59
Book:

Mostly Harmless
A compilation of Punster Punishments

:claireface:

not to be confused with
Mostly Armless
The Memoirs of the Black Knight

It's just a flesh wound.