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Fun Stuff => MAKE => Topic started by: FunkyTuba on 03 Sep 2014, 19:24
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Add a line or two or finish the thing. Just don't start a new one before the old one's done.
I'll start:
In QC there are humans and bots
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And the humans would down lots of shots.
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, of coffee of course, (and with little remorse)
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And then Dora will go smoke some pot(s). :roll:
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There once was a girl called Hanners,
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Who played on the drums with two spanners,
The band rocked with grace, in their rehearsal space,
But Nat quit without any manners (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1178).
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There once once a man from Japan
Whose limericks never would scan
When asked why this was,
he replied, "It's because
I usually endeavour to fit an many unnecessary syllables into the concluding line as I possibly can."
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[love this! feel free to copy/paste back to the beginning of the limerick you're contributing to for continuity]
It's a little-known fact about Tai:
She's obsessed and enamored of pie
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She dropped LSD
And cried "Look at me!"
But got not a word in reply.
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Are you ready for dramorz or laughs?
Or perhaps some embarrassing gaffes?
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Are you ready for dramorz or laughs?
Or perhaps some embarrassing gaffes?
I'm ready for SQUEEE
So give some to me!
Or else I'll attack with giraffes?
:claireface:
...That's right, I signed up here after months (years?) of lurking just to post a questionable end to a limerick.
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You'll fit right in.
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There once was a man from St Bees [a place in England]
Who was stung on the arm by a wasp.
When they asked "does it hurt?"
He replied "no it doesn't,
But I'm so glad it wasn't a hornet!"
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@marbledmullet purrrrrrrrrfect... welcome!
@pwhodges nice rhythm! what am I missing?
When that rogue allosaurus ate Sara
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You'll fit right in.
That was not very limericky, but thanks - it would probably be the first place where I fit right in, though.
There once was a place where I fit in
- Or that's what they all thought while sittin'
Warning - while you were typing a new reply has been posted. OMG WTF!
...@FunkyTuba OMG yet another reply! This thread had been inactive for days, so I didn't expect much action. Anyway, thanks! Now we have two limerick beginnings waiting to be continued, and I can't think of a rhyme for Sara.
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It's a little-known fact about Tai:
She's obsessed and enamored of pie
She used Horner's thumb
To pull out a plum,
And cried "What a bad girl am I!"
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There once was a place where I fit in
- Or that's what they all thought while sittin'
upon my best chair
indecently bare
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When that rogue allosaurus ate Sara
Jeph to Marten said "Dude, I won't Spare ya.
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There once was a place where I fit in
- Or that's what they all thought while sittin'
upon my best chair
indecently bare
...And once again, butt's disease hittin'.
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When that rogue allosaurus ate Sara
Jeph to Marten said "Dude, I won't Spare ya.
"But I'll throw you a bone,
I'll get you alone,
with this lovely young lady named Claire. A.
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This limerick ship is a sailin'
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Hey, look, over there's Michael Palin
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This limerick ship is a sailin'
Hey, look, over there's Michael Palin
Now if you'll simply note
How I've nested your quote
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This limerick ship is a sailin'
Hey, look, over there's Michael Palin
Now if you'll simply note
How I've nested your quote
Then you'll see that's how I've been failin'.
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It's dinner time here in the States
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It's dinner time here in the States
They've abandoned us all to our fates
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It's dinner time here in the States
They've abandoned us all to our fates
we create irrespective
of shifting perspective
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It's dinner time here in the States
They've abandoned us all to our fates
we create irrespective
of shifting perspective
But at least we'll finish our plates.
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Geography's not my strong suit
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Geography's not my strong suit
But Italy looks like a boot
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Geography's not my strong suit
But Italy looks like a boot
As all observers are pickin'
China looks like a chicken (http://cheezburger.com/1364096768),
The Americas a duck, looked at skewed (http://www.fugly.com/pictures/42586/the_americas_are_a_duck.html).
An Australian girl over thirty,
Said "Limericks ought to be dirty.
I have never seen,
Examples so clean.
If you don't buck up I'll get shirty."
Tai and Dora decided to shack up...
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Geography's not my strong suit
But Italy looks like a boot
Britain looks like a pig
And a witch in a wig
So I'll shoehorn this in: I am Groot
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Tai and Dora decided to shack up...
Please don't let this involve just one cup...
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(sorry cesium, this line neither rhymes nor scans... maybe we can salvage it for later
Please don't let this involve just one cup...
Tai and Dora decided to shack up...
Dora said "Honey don't get your back up,
but this drawer won't suffice
for that kind of 'device'
so we might need to put a big rack up"
Edit: tuned up the last line and showed the stressed syllables
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To Dora, Tai said "It's a fact:
between us there's not a big rack
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To Dora, Tai said "It's a fact:
between us there's not a big rack
They both stuffed their bras
Which dropped lots of jaws
but gave them both a pain in the back
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Pintsize unplugged from the net
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Just one thing that he did for a bet
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"Pintsize unplugged from the net"
Just one thing that he did for a bet
He soon began to mourn
The lack of fetish porn
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So logged in and downloaded a set.
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There once was an intern called Claire,
Who had infinite depth to her hair,
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"It's quite like a bag //
Of holding", she'd brag
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There's 10,000 gold coins in there.
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There once was an intern called Claire,
Who had infinite depth to her hair,
"It's quite like a bag //
Of holding", she'd brag
There's 10,000 gold coins in there.
Then came Dale, swarthy spectacled charmer,
who said "Claire, that'd buy some fine armor."
On her guard Claire said "Bud,
Don't forget that big WHUD (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2359)
I am friends with that merry gold farmer"
(yeah yeah it doesn't quite work with the characters, I just wanted to do the pun okay?)
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Marten was having a great day
Until he bumped into poor Faye
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Marten was having a great day
Until he bumped into poor Faye
12 days went by
Without a reply
Doesn't anyone else want to play?
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The thing about a limerick thread,
Is it tends to mess with your head.
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Haiku are shorter,
Write 'em you oughta,
So pop over to this one (https://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,29220.0.html) instead.
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There once was a man from Caerphilly
Whose behaviour was painful and silly
He sat on the stairs
Eating apples and pears
[...]
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There once was a man from Caerphilly
Whose behaviour was painful and silly
He sat on the stairs
Eating apples and pears
In the way of our Faye she he killy
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Wut?
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There once was a man from Caerphilly
Whose behaviour was painful and silly
He sat on the stairs
Eating apples and pears
[...]
"Firing pips out of his willy" - Alan Davies
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I was wondering if anyone would pick up on that one.😈:D
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There once was a Once-Ler who was
Removed from the forests because
The Lorax had said
In a tone full of dread
"You're taking too much of their fuzz!"
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Wut?
Was trying to turn it to QC... I imagined the stairs were in Faye's apartment building and she killed him because he was in her way. It made for a neat internal rhyme but kill->killy as a reverse-transitive verb is probably too much of a stretch.
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The green tea sat and steeped in its pot
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The green tea sat and steeped in its pot
On the stove in the kitchen of my fancy new yacht