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Title: QC Captions Vol. 187
Post by: iduguphergrave on 05 Oct 2014, 14:17
Howdy! FIRST PANEL:

(http://i.imgur.com/i6MQ5zQ.png)

Enjoy
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 187
Post by: BenRG on 05 Oct 2014, 14:21
CLAIRE: You put what in the pancakes?!?

MRS A: Hush and be open-minded, child! He's enjoying it!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 187
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 05 Oct 2014, 14:31
Claire: "You're using Log Cabin syrup?!"
Clairemom: "When you get a place of your own you can pick the syrup."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 187
Post by: Half Empty Coffee Cup on 05 Oct 2014, 14:37
Claire: But I wanted to be the one to invite him over!
Clairemom: Hush. He's here, isn't he?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 187
Post by: Mr_Rose on 05 Oct 2014, 14:55
Claire: “Mom!”
Mom: “Nuh uh! I traded your brother for him fair and square.”
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 187
Post by: Orkboy on 05 Oct 2014, 18:28
Claire: But the corpses of our enemies is supposed to be a family-only meal!
Mom:  Hush.  It's good to see you with friends open-minded enough to accept ritualistic cannibalism. 
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 187
Post by: DSL on 05 Oct 2014, 19:03
CLAIRE: "Mooommmmm ... those were my BEST BOOTS."
CLAIREMOM: "Hush dear. The lady who sold me the rights to the website says it's worth two grand a month, easy."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 187
Post by: Skewbrow on 05 Oct 2014, 23:10
Claire: "Mom! Is that not a tad premature!?"
Mom: "Hush, dear. A) I love your brother, too, but... B) I have Asio-Martian back up.(http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_small/9/97318/1734574-wong.jpg) C) If everything else fails, you will be the smizmar."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 187
Post by: Border Reiver on 06 Oct 2014, 06:43
Claire: "Mom!"

ClaireMom: "Hush.  I've had needs since your father left, and this young man has helped me fulfill them."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 187
Post by: BenRG on 06 Oct 2014, 06:53
Quote from: Border Reiver on 06 Oct 2014, 06:43
ClaireMom: "Hush.  I've had needs since your father left, and this young man has helped me fulfill them."

That would bring out the Broguys to chant, methinks!

It would also spawn a new tee-shirt design - Clairemom's face with "Go Cougars!" around it.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 187
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 06 Oct 2014, 09:32
That could be done right now with Veronica.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 187
Post by: Thrudd on 06 Oct 2014, 12:11

CLAIRE: Mom! I'm mortified.
ClaireMom: Hi mortified! I'm mom.
CLAIRE: That's a dad joke..
ClaireMom: I am the Mother. I am the father. Maternis, Paternis.
CLAIRE: . . . Oh Ehm Geeee ....
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 187
Post by: Zebediah on 06 Oct 2014, 12:34
Claire: "He's eating CLINTON?"
Mom: "Not all of him, dear. Your brother has been wanting some more robotic body parts for a while, and why let good meat go to waste?"
Marten: Oh my god, I thought this was sausage...







Zebediah: Oh my god, did I really go there? Yes. Yes I did.  :psyduck:
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 187
Post by: DSL on 06 Oct 2014, 15:04
Depends, Zebediah. Patties or links?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 187
Post by: jwhouk on 06 Oct 2014, 17:31
CLAIRE: "MOTHER!"

MOM: "Now, now, it's already been settled. You're getting the flower print place settings. Now let the man finish his pancakes before we get you registered at Nordstrom's."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 187
Post by: DonInKansas on 07 Oct 2014, 00:03
Claire:  Why is it so quiet?

Mom:  It's the calm before the squee storm.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 187
Post by: Thrudd on 09 Oct 2014, 08:38
I am so sad that the B5 reference went by without comment - All your Geek cred belong to us.  :police:
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 187
Post by: Storel on 09 Oct 2014, 17:58
Quote from: Thrudd on 09 Oct 2014, 08:38
I am so sad that the B5 reference went by without comment - All your Geek cred belong to us.  :police:

I love B5, and I just reread all the replies and am still not seeing a B5 reference. What am I missing? Was it in your post?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 187
Post by: iduguphergrave on 09 Oct 2014, 18:20
Eek, I plum forgot to put up a new panel; my bad!

(http://i.imgur.com/3FsjLNC.png)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 187
Post by: Schmee on 09 Oct 2014, 20:05
MAY: The firmware updates haven't got any more reliable, I see.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 187
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 09 Oct 2014, 20:07
"Stick with me, kid, and we'll really go places".
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 187
Post by: Soulsynger on 10 Oct 2014, 01:05
MAY: "I tried emulating Clinton and his hand."

OR

MAY: "Yeah. Pintsize got me."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 187
Post by: BenRG on 10 Oct 2014, 01:18
MAY: Yeah, so it turns out being made of plastic doesn't mean that you don't need to wear gloves when cleanin' up th' spills...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 187
Post by: Half Empty Coffee Cup on 10 Oct 2014, 04:55
MAY: We are one.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 187
Post by: DSL on 10 Oct 2014, 06:26
MAY: "Young fool... Only now, at the end, do you understand ... Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side."
MOMO: "This doesn't even remotely look like Force lightning."
MAY: "Now, you will pay the price for your ... oh, fuck it."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 187
Post by: Thrudd on 10 Oct 2014, 12:14
This alone should have been a dead giveaway once you think about it :psyduck:
Quote from: Storel on 09 Oct 2014, 17:58
I love B5, and I just reread all the replies and am still not seeing a B5 reference. What am I missing? Was it in your post?
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Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 187
Post by: SubaruStephen on 11 Oct 2014, 09:35
"Hey, Momo, guess who got a job raising hagfish."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 187
Post by: FunkyTuba on 14 Oct 2014, 11:22
I missed this thread last week. :(
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 187
Post by: Border Reiver on 15 Oct 2014, 06:43
May:  "I think it best that you just don't ask."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 187
Post by: cesium133 on 15 Oct 2014, 06:53
May: "Maybe it would have been best if we didn't shake hands right after you read all that Victorian pornography. (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2037)"