A group I'm in on Facebook started this game. It was meant to be writing a whole one two sentences at a time, but people started doing it as a horror story contained within two sentences.
This one is really horrible, more reality horror than supernatural.
One ingeniously horrible one was 'She put the box in the dumpster and paused at the end of the alley to wait for the garbage truck. As she walked away, she heard the baby crying.'
Genuinely horrible, that.
It also reminded me of a story about (I think) Ernest Hemingway where he was asked in a bar to write a whole story in six words or less. He wrote 'For sale: Baby shoes, never worn.'
Anyway. Write horror stories in two sentences. Funny, dark, whatever you want.
She arched her back and shivered with pleasure as vice-president Kim Jong-Il slid his hands between her legs. What a great way to celebrate the repeal of term limits thought President Palin.