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Title: QC Captions Vol. 188
Post by: iduguphergrave on 12 Oct 2014, 09:08
Good afternoony. FIRST IMAGE:

(http://i.imgur.com/XbaDE98.png)

Enjoy
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 188
Post by: DrBear on 12 Oct 2014, 09:26
Marten: I don't know if I should go ahead with this.
Pintsize: Doesn't hurt to ask. Last time I got to spank her!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 188
Post by: cesium133 on 12 Oct 2014, 09:44
Marten: I've got such a headache...
Pintsize: You don't remember me hitting you over the head with the spanking bat... Good.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 188
Post by: Rimwolf on 12 Oct 2014, 09:48
Marten: Why are you standing on my dick?
Pintsize: Why WOULDN'T I?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 188
Post by: Mr_Rose on 12 Oct 2014, 10:00
Marten: "Ugh! Why does my nose feel like my fingers are surgically attached?"
Pintsize: "I'm sorry to say that the operation was a complete success."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 188
Post by: BenRG on 12 Oct 2014, 10:17
MARTEN: Ow! My head!

PINTSIZE: I'd say something to make you feel worse, but I think your stomach beat me to it!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 188
Post by: HiFranc on 12 Oct 2014, 11:34
Marten: Why do my eyelids and nose feel sticky.

Pintsize: I was hoping to get a cloth to it before you woke up.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 188
Post by: SubaruStephen on 13 Oct 2014, 20:27
Marten: "Man, my head hurts."

Pintsize: "Better get yourself some Tylenol. Uh, on a totally, 100% unrelated note, we need a new drill."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 188
Post by: jwhouk on 14 Oct 2014, 06:49
MARTEN: "You did the cake batter thing again, didn't you."

PINTSIZE: "No! I've upgraded to Bisquick!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 188
Post by: FunkyTuba on 14 Oct 2014, 11:16
Marten: It hurts right here.

Pintsize: Well technically that's a noseache.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 188
Post by: Half Empty Coffee Cup on 14 Oct 2014, 11:31
Marten: Don't do that again!

Pintsize: Calm down, we eventually got the eel out.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 188
Post by: Fig on 14 Oct 2014, 11:32
Marten:  "Please tell me you didn't set the apartment on fire again..."

Pintsize:  "Oh come on!  It was the one time and I don't even have my laser anymore!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 188
Post by: DSL on 14 Oct 2014, 16:10
MARTEN: "What could possibly make this more complicated? ... Don't tell me. My mother's here."
PINTSIZE: "YOUR mother, no ... "
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 188
Post by: Border Reiver on 15 Oct 2014, 06:40
Marten:  "What now."

Pintsize:  "Guess who now likes her sex toys sentient?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 188
Post by: iduguphergrave on 15 Oct 2014, 12:26
BLAM NEXT PANEL:

(http://i.imgur.com/odhqpX9.png)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 188
Post by: celticgeek on 15 Oct 2014, 12:28
Dora:  Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang!
Faye:  Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 188
Post by: HiFranc on 15 Oct 2014, 13:20
Dora: Check out this news story.
Faye: But how did they get there without a space suit or oxygen?

Next panel:

Photo of Marten and Claire with the headline: LOVE CAN MAKE YOU WALK ON AIR
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 188
Post by: FunkyTuba on 15 Oct 2014, 14:26
Faye: Is that a... a clarinet? What is Pintsize doing with it?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 188
Post by: BenRG on 15 Oct 2014, 14:37
DORA: Check this out!

FAYE: Marten selfie with Claire? Those two work fast!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 188
Post by: Zebediah on 15 Oct 2014, 15:31
Dora: "You don't believe me? Look, I still have some pictures I took when we were dating."
Faye: "No, I really don't want to know how big Marten's.... JESUS CHRIST WOMAN, HOW CAN YOU STILL WALK?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 188
Post by: DrBear on 15 Oct 2014, 18:57
Dora: "Bet you've never seen this on a cell phone before."
Faye: "The Royals are in the World Series???"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 188
Post by: DSL on 15 Oct 2014, 20:51
DORA: "Ya gotta wonder where they get this stuff."
FAYE: "I know, right? Let's see the caption contest thread again."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 188
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 15 Oct 2014, 22:18
Dora: "Look, this is a phone!"
Pugnacious Peach: "But it's so small! Where do they put the dial?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 188
Post by: K1dmor on 16 Oct 2014, 21:29
 Dora: Look! Jeph sent me the new script.
 Faye: Ooooh, they're gonna hate me so much...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 188
Post by: jwhouk on 16 Oct 2014, 22:20
Dora: Look! Jeph sent me the new script.
 Faye: Ooooh, they're gonna hate me so much...

DORA: "Actually, McPhee's getting that spot on Late Show with Colbert in January."
FAYE: "It still seems like Jeph's milking the ratings again. I hope he doesn't try pushing me off on your hubby again."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 188
Post by: SubaruStephen on 17 Oct 2014, 00:54
Dora's: "See, it's fine, it can withstand a 300lb construction worker sitting on it."
Faye; "Whoooa, I wish iPhones were like that, Tai 's bent when she droppied a paperback on it."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 188
Post by: Thrudd on 17 Oct 2014, 05:57

Dora: "Told ya rule 34 applied."
Pugnacious Peach: "I see it but I still don't believe that's our Roombas?"