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Title: QC Captions Vol. 196
Post by: iduguphergrave on 07 Dec 2014, 12:56: Helllllooooooooooooo

FIRST IMAGE:

(http://i.imgur.com/58lDooN.png)

Enjoy
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 196
Post by: cesium133 on 07 Dec 2014, 13:02: Hannelore: What if it's Ebola!?
Marten: Well, maybe I shouldn't tell you this, but while you were drunk last night, your mom bet $2000 that you wouldn't kiss that guy who just arrived from Sierra Leone with a nosebleed...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 196
Post by: BenRG on 07 Dec 2014, 13:22: HANNELORE: "Such darkness, dread and foreboding! What is this icy, cold shroud like unto death that settles across my soul?!?"

MARTEN: "Yeah, Claire asked me to ask you to give Clinton a second chance."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 196
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 07 Dec 2014, 14:01: H: "OH NO I'M TOUCHING THE BACK OF MY NECK I'M TURNING INTO MARTEN"
M: "But which of us gets Pintsize?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 196
Post by: Border Reiver on 07 Dec 2014, 16:27: Hanners: "What did Pintsize do?"

Marten: "Changed your underwear sorting system to octadecimal."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 196
Post by: DrBear on 07 Dec 2014, 20:47: HANNERS: "Angus and Faye broke up! Marigold needs a new roommate! You're in a new relationship! How am I supposed to keep all this straight!?"
MARTEN: "Pancakes. Lots and lots of pancakes."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 196
Post by: hakko504 on 07 Dec 2014, 22:25: Hanners: "CLINTON ASKED ME OUT? HAVE THE WORLD GONE INSANE?"
Marten: "No, only Clinton. And I'll go deaf if you keep screaming like that."

Sent from my Xperia Z3
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 196
Post by: Zebediah on 08 Dec 2014, 06:58: Hannelore: "BUTTS! BUTTS! ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS BUTTS!"
Marten: "Yeah, that's been going around."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 196
Post by: FunkyTuba on 08 Dec 2014, 09:48: Zeb: that's pretty much what I was going to post
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 196
Post by: tragic_pizza on 08 Dec 2014, 19:56: Hanners: WHAT THE HELL ASS BALLS"
Marten: That's my line.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 196
Post by: jwhouk on 09 Dec 2014, 07:26: Quote from: tragic_pizza on 08 Dec 2014, 19:56
Hanners: WHAT THE HELL ASS BALLS"
Marten: That's my line.

Hanners: "Oh, sorry, did I read the prompt wrong?"
Marten: "No, I think you have next week's script instead..."
Hanners: "WHAT? I thought we were past the Emily thing already?..."
Off-stage Voice: "CUT! How in the world did you..."

<CLIP ENDS>
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 196
Post by: Border Reiver on 09 Dec 2014, 13:13: I like
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 196
Post by: DSL on 09 Dec 2014, 14:47: HANNERS: "There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction they are going
There's no knowing where they're rowing ..."
MARTEN: "Rowing ... "
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 196
Post by: Thrudd on 10 Dec 2014, 08:48: Hannelore: Happy Birthday Grandma!???
Marten: I can't promise I won't look at your butt sometimes.

:psyduck:
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 196
Post by: iduguphergrave on 10 Dec 2014, 17:43: Good evening! NEW PANEL:

(http://i.imgur.com/Mi6TlTG.png)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 196
Post by: DrBear on 10 Dec 2014, 20:25: Claire: "I'm tired of being treated like the red-haired stepchild!"
Mom: "Interesting choice of words, dear."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 196
Post by: SubaruStephen on 10 Dec 2014, 21:37: Claire: "I'm sick of people saying I don't have a soul just because we're ginger! I have a soul, Clinton's is a bit shriveled, but he has one, and you have great one!"

Clairemom: "Actually dear, I have a couple dozen, I keep the contracts in a safe in the attic."

:evil:
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 196
Post by: Lubricus on 10 Dec 2014, 22:42: Claire: "YOU'RE NOT BEING FAIR!"
Clairemom: "No-one's fair in this family, darling, we're all redheads!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 196
Post by: Platypodes on 10 Dec 2014, 23:09: Claire: No, I will NOT ask Marten to introduce you to one of his hot friends!
Mom: Well, then, I'll just have to ask him myself.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 196
Post by: BenRG on 11 Dec 2014, 01:13: CLAIRE: "I don't care what Mrs Reed tells you at "Moms' Night Out"! Marten does NOT call me his 'fluffy, scrunchy snuggle-bunny'!!!

MRS A: "Whatever you say, dear!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 196
Post by: ~~valkygrrl~~ on 11 Dec 2014, 07:40: CLAIRE: And now they're saying he needs a _male_ role model.
CLAIREMOM: Welcome to the patriarchy dear.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 196
Post by: Thrudd on 11 Dec 2014, 09:17: CLAIREMOM: I followed Mr Da Vinci's instructions to the letter.
CLAIRE: Even though you can't read Italian, mirrored or otherwise?
CLAIREMOM: No, but I have done a lot of models in my time.

CLAIRE: When will the killing end?
CLAIREMOM: You don't think I too dream of peace? You don't think I too yearn to end this damned dirty job?
CLAIRE: Frankly, No.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 196
Post by: Zebediah on 11 Dec 2014, 09:23: Claire: "BUTTS! BUTTS! ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS BUTTS!"
Mom: "What's wrong with that? Marten does have a nice butt."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 196
Post by: FunkyTuba on 11 Dec 2014, 09:38: Claire: It's JUST A BIG RAINSTORM... why is everybody in California freaking out?
Clairemom: Oh, you know those left coasters, dear, not everyone can be as hardy as us Western Mass stock
Claire: Take back what you just said about Marten!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 196
Post by: Half Empty Coffee Cup on 11 Dec 2014, 09:52: Now imagining Marten getting swept away by the big storm that's been hovering over the Northeast for three days.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 196
Post by: Skewbrow on 11 Dec 2014, 11:03: Hannelore: "Winslow! Gah! Where's Winslow? Did I leave him at the Space Station? At Emily's party? Haven't seen him for a long time!"
Marten: "Nice try, but I won't fall for that one. Not after Dora tried it on me with Mieville."

Claire: "FYI we were just holding hands and kissing. No sex!"
ClaireMom: "I know dear. I know if/when my kids are sexually sated. All Moms do."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 196
Post by: DSL on 11 Dec 2014, 14:51: CLAIRE: "No finger sandwiches? Why can't we have finger sandwiches for my party?"
CLAIREMOM: "Well, dear, ever since I asked your brother to give me a hand in the kitchen ..."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 196
Post by: Border Reiver on 12 Dec 2014, 11:41: Claire: "For the last time, I will not as Marten to introduce you to any of his "hot" lady friends!"

Mom: "I wish you'd reconsider dear, I have my needs."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 196
Post by: osaka on 12 Dec 2014, 16:31: If Veronica wasn't already with Jim, that'd be a cue to get them together xD
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 196
Post by: Rghfrgl on 13 Dec 2014, 18:37: Quote from: BenRG on 11 Dec 2014, 01:13
'fluffy, scrunchy snuggle-bunny'!!!

Headcannon accepted.