THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 14 Dec 2014, 14:04
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Happy sunday! Here's an panel:
(http://i.imgur.com/oNtBC2A.png)
Enjoy!
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EMILY: "Spiders! Spiders on the ceiling! Robot Hand reminds me of spiders!"
MARTEN: "You're in luck! She loves stuff that reminds her of creepy-crawlies!"
CLINTON: "She scares Robo-Hand!"
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From random comic :psyduck: (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1700)
Emily: Check it out, Tai, pretty sexy, huh
Clinton: Is she always this childish?
Marten: Shh, if she hears us she might think we're planning to fornicate.
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Emily: Just tilt your head back like this.
Clinton: What for?
Marten: She wants to make eye contact.
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E: Come on down, Gordon.
M: Don't be afraid! There are no wrong answers!
C: my hand please get off it
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From random comic :psyduck: (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1700)
Emily: Check it out, Tai, pretty sexy, huh
Clinton: Is she always this childish?
Marten: Shh, if she hears us she might think we're planning to fornicate.
Let's give Tai's line in that panel about the parts and the instruction manual to Robo-hand.
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Random Comic, HO! (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2762)
Emily: I'm moonlighting.
Marten: Wow, Dora should hire her!
Clinton: I'm afraid she might be TOO good at it.
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Emily: ♪ Adventure Time, c'mon grab your friends, we'll go to very distant lands. With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human, the fun will never end, it's Adventure Time! ♪
Marten: "Emily is high as hell right now!"
Clinnnnn-tonnnnn: "Yeah, I guessed that."
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EMILY: "by wibs, my wips, my lips, they're gone, they flew away, is that them up on the ceiling?"
CLINTON: "That's three, isn't it?"
MARTEN: "Jeph's not going to stop until no one has any lips."
Or
EMILY: "Alllll IIIII ammmmm saaaayyyyiiinnnnggg iiisss, Giiiiiive PEAS a chaaaaannnnnce ..."
CLINTON: "That's my stupid sister's line."
MARTEN: "You were doing fine."
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EMILY: Then he reached up one hand, grabbed the ball in three fingers, and fell into the end zone!
MARTEN: See, she likes football!
CLINTON: What is football?
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That catch was pretty insane tho.
EMILY: "I hadn't noticed how high the ceilings were"
CLINTON: "How could you not? You're humongous"
MARTEN: "That's not being "chill" Clinton."
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(read right-to-left, manga style :clairedoge:)
MARTEN: Did you know "gullible" is written on the ceiling?
CLINTON: Nobody falls f-
EMILY: Where is it? I can't see it under all the blood...
And so Marten's plan (http://xkcd.com/542/) was thwarted. But luckily for Marten, the twins assumed Emily was going along with Marten's joke, leaving Marten free to clean up the blood after they left. Would the Hashtag-Slinging Slasher ever be caught? Only time would tell.
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:evil: :psyduck:
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That catch was pretty insane tho.
EMILY: "I hadn't noticed how high the ceilings were"
CLINTON: "How could you not? You're humongous"
MARTEN: "That's not being "chill" Clinton."
Emily: "And I've got large tracts of land!"
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Emily: Tai? Is that you up there?
Marten: Quick, make an elevator joke!
Clinton: Uh, ok... Hey Emily, let's go get a ThyssenKrupp of coffee!
Claire [off screen]: Otis'll end well.
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That deserves a kick in the Schindler.
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Here it is:
(http://i.imgur.com/oMWL6p0.png)
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Dora: Welcome to the Game Of Thrones.
Faye: Watch the counter top!
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That deserves a kick in the Schindler.
I wish I still had that photo of "Shindler's Lift" that I took in Heathrow years back.
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FAYE: "Ahead one-third, if you please, Ms.Bianchi."
DORA: "Ahead one-third, aye! ... engine room answers, ahead one-third."
COSETTE: "Who are we shipping?"
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Dora: Here's your one and only friggin' clue!
Faye: You have no idea just how many times Dora's been asked the name of the band that made "Warp Riders".
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DORA: "Please do not ask for credit as a refusal may lead to lost limbs!"
FAYE: "Okay, I'm bringing you back down to one scoop and one sugar."
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Dora: "I have a display case for THE HEADS OF MY ENEMIES! (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1118)"
Faye: "I am NOT bailing you out again. You never paid me back after the last time you decapitated someone."
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DORA: What kind of smoothie did you want?
FAYE: Next time, order the banana smoothie. We only need a hammer for that.
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DORA: I'm going to put your head on a spike!
FAYE: Can you make it quick and clean? That's on loan from the Ren Faire, and they'll want it back.
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Here it is:
(http://i.imgur.com/oMWL6p0.png)
DORA: This is the sword of Damacles. If I drop this, someone will die.
FAYE: But there's no one under it...
(http://i.imgur.com/oNtBC2A.png)
EMILY: Hey, cool! It's the Sword of Damacles!
MARTEN: Looks like if you don't work out together, Dora's going to drop it on Clinton's head.
CLINTON: Why is it always me?!
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^^^^^ Winner ^^^^^