THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 18 Jan 2015, 18:17
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Good evening! FIRST PANEL:
(http://i.imgur.com/Kkdwbcg.png)
wooooooooo
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Momo: Welcome to the other world!
Baby Hannelore: Maybe you shouldn't have tried the Brown Acid!
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MOMO: Welcome to the other side!
BABY HANNOLORE: I saw a bandicoot just now!
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MOMO: "I found her in the Goodwill bin on Dwight Street!"
BABY HANNELORE: "Can she keep me? And my reasonable number of clone-sisters?"
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Momo: "If you take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and you can believe whatever you like."
Hannelore: "If you take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes."
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That's it. Zebediah wins. He wins. Thread over (at least until a new strip is posted), he wins.
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Momo: Why is a Raven like a writing desk?
Babylore: They're both terrible at football!
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Off-topic, perhaps, but the background in that panel has been bothering the hell out of me ever since he posted it ...
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MOMO: "Congratulations! It's a clone!"
BABY-HANNERS: "Mama-Mar-Bear!"
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Mamma-Mar-bear-a?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5a/Tom_Jerry_Show.jpg)
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Hanners-Mar-Berra.
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Momo: Our Eyebrows are on the outside of our hair. Join us. Stop repressing your faccccialll hairssss.
Hanners: yessssss join ussssss. freee your faccccccialll hairrrrrrrrrsssssssssss
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Momo: Hey, does the high cost of living bother you?
Hannerlette: No, we live in a ground-floor apartment.
Momo: What you're about to see is true.
Hannerlette: Only names and faces have been left unchanged... to protect the innocent.
Momo: Hey, would you ever go on a hunger strike?
Hannerlette: No, I couldn't, I'm on a diet.
Momo: This show was prerecorded earlier, because it didn't make much sense to prerecorded it later.
Hannerlette: Very interesting, not very funny, but very interesting.
And now for something slightly different
Momo: Honey, I'm home!
Hannerlette: I'm the baby; gotta love me!
:clairedoge:
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And now for something slightly different
Momo: Honey, I'm home!
Hannerlette: I'm the baby; gotta love me!
:clairedoge:
*Babylore hits Dale on head with frying pan*
"Not the Mama!"
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FADE OUT all except BABY HANNELORE.
FADE IN behind her the planet Earth.
In the middle distance, pinpoints of light appear and just as quickly fade as the ORBITAL DEVICES from earlier are detonated never mind about this part -- Stan
BABY HANNELORE turns and, with an expression that might be a smile, faces the Earth.
MUSIC CUE: "Zarathustra"
NO DIALOGUE
FADE TO BLACK
CREDITS
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FADE OUT all except BABY HANNELORE.
FADE IN behind her the planet Earth.
In the middle distance, pinpoints of light appear and just as quickly fade as the ORBITAL DEVICES from earlier are detonated never mind about this part -- Stan
BABY HANNELORE turns and, with an expression that might be a smile, faces the Earth.
MUSIC CUE: "Zarathustra"
NO DIALOGUE
FADE TO BLACK
CREDITS
(with Hanners muttering in the background, "I'm really tired of that music.") (http://questionablecontent.net/872)
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MOMO: "Butts?"
BABYLORE: (Grimaces, gurgles, then smiles at MARIGOLD)
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FADE OUT all except BABY HANNELORE.
FADE IN behind her the planet Earth.
In the middle distance, pinpoints of light appear and just as quickly fade as the ORBITAL DEVICES from earlier are detonated never mind about this part -- Stan
BABY HANNELORE turns and, with an expression that might be a smile, faces the Earth.
MUSIC CUE: "Zarathustra"
NO DIALOGUE
FADE TO BLACK
CREDITS
(with Hanners muttering in the background, "I'm really tired of that music.") (http://questionablecontent.net/872)
Not yet (NO DIALOGUE) but this will turn out to be why. At least according to my head cannon (left)
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As always, DSL, you win. Here's the next challenge:
(http://i.imgur.com/ELbJxtH.png)
From the first part of "The Talk." :-o
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Sorry, but
MARTEN: "Now that you've said no, I don't know if I'll ever find love."
FAYE: "If you do, I'm going to do some serious drinking."
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Marten: "I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of whiskey bottles suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."
Faye: "It is the future you see."
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MARTEN: "Wow, that's, uh, I'm really sorry ..."
FAYE: "You bought that?"
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How the $#@! do you keep coming up with material this good?!
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Marten: Oh my god, you actually believed all that crap about me and Dora hooking up!?
Faye: That's it, time to abandon my life and go live on a barge.
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Continuing the trend:
Marten: So...your last apartment didn't actually burn down?
Faye: Ohmigod, I still can't believe you fell for that! Nah, my old roommate just kicked me out because I had a drinking problem. Speaking of which...
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Faye: "Trying hard not to stare at my chest. Again."
Marten: "Uh... oh... I've been working up the courage to tell you this. Dear Faye, that's not how tic-tac-toe goes."
Pintsize (off-screen): "... there is no winning move, Marten."
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Continuing the trend:
Marten: So...your last apartment didn't actually burn down?
Faye: Ohmigod, I still can't believe you fell for that! Nah, my old roommate just kicked me out because I had a drinking problem. Speaking of which...
That's actually plausible!
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She burned it down
with alcohol.
There were brown
stains on her wall,
She lit a match
for a cigarette
The flame did catch
and all was set
ablaze!
Come on you souse
bring down the house
at Faye's!
(This is truly some of the worst poetry I have ever written. It's two AM, guys; I'm not at my sharpest!)