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Title: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: Pilchard123 on 04 Apr 2015, 07:26
(http://static.fjcdn.com/large/pictures/fa/7f/fa7f0b_2874663.jpg)
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Post by: LeeC on 04 Apr 2015, 10:05
(https://i.imgur.com/BhuBKSH.jpg)
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Post by: Sorflakne on 04 Apr 2015, 10:52
*posts in new thread*
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Post by: osaka on 04 Apr 2015, 11:01
(https://i.imgur.com/BhuBKSH.jpg)

How will Shrek save her then?
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Post by: Loki on 04 Apr 2015, 15:38
Pilchard, you'll like this.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CBx_8LgW0AADp_Y.png:large)

What we are seeing here is a result of the work http://www.gnuterrypratchett.com/. Fascinatingly, Google returns the header not for any request, but only if you google for Terry Pratchett.
What is more: if you google for Terry Pratchett in your browser, it looks like Google will remember this and send the header with any subsequent responses - no matter if they are PTerry-related or not.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 04 Apr 2015, 18:02
*posts in new thread*
Me too!
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 04 Apr 2015, 18:25
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GUYS I WAS LOOKING FOR REFERENCES AND THESE CAME UP ON GOOGLE

(https://41.media.tumblr.com/97b453f75425944058cddcedcf7f8d49/tumblr_inline_nliny2i1Ru1rmq023_500.jpg)
WHAT

(https://40.media.tumblr.com/ebd98a3d8125d0ac79b166fbd0928dea/tumblr_inline_nlinypeFd21rmq023_500.jpg)
(https://36.media.tumblr.com/92a8fa2116a88ff4e796b147bf7aa70e/tumblr_inline_nlinzk4Syx1rmq023_500.jpg)
I LOVE THESE

(https://41.media.tumblr.com/d4b5823390d0318dfebe80171b56115c/tumblr_inline_nlio0dwVQj1rmq023_500.jpg)
LEARNING

(https://36.media.tumblr.com/0c8a97dd65112de736ee347c6be7af5c/tumblr_inline_nlio11fPzB1rmq023_500.jpg)
TWAT WAFFLE
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Post by: Sorflakne on 05 Apr 2015, 00:05
Redneck mortar.  I want one.

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Post by: Pilchard123 on 05 Apr 2015, 08:48
Pilchard, you'll like this.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CBx_8LgW0AADp_Y.png:large)

What we are seeing here is a result of the work http://www.gnuterrypratchett.com/. Fascinatingly, Google returns the header not for any request, but only if you google for Terry Pratchett.
What is more: if you google for Terry Pratchett in your browser, it looks like Google will remember this and send the header with any subsequent responses - no matter if they are PTerry-related or not.

:D

I knew there was a Reddit thread about it, and there was possibly an April Fool's RFC going in, but I didn't know Google had done this.
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Post by: Welu on 06 Apr 2015, 01:44
Sign language insults

Brilliant.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 06 Apr 2015, 08:13
I'm partial to "call fuck want".
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Post by: K1dmor on 06 Apr 2015, 13:30
"call fuck want".

 
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Post by: LeeC on 06 Apr 2015, 14:56
So this is legit from Sesame Street!
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Post by: SubaruStephen on 06 Apr 2015, 17:19
So this is legit from Sesame Street!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhWUFXvaZjo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhWUFXvaZjo)

That's just so wrong...... I couldn't stop laughing.
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Post by: jwhouk on 06 Apr 2015, 17:30
So this is legit from Sesame Street!

It is very legit. In fact, a friend of mine in Nashville is the co-owner of the company that helped with the SFX on this one. She posted it on their company FB page today.

I have some great friends, by the way.
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Post by: LeeC on 07 Apr 2015, 05:33
Talent scout?
(http://i.imgur.com/AJHV4Dy.jpg)
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Post by: Sorflakne on 07 Apr 2015, 10:15
(http://i.imgur.com/HNpAixu.jpg)
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Post by: osaka on 07 Apr 2015, 12:00
That can be a problem sometimes. And on those cases I'd rather be told up front, because I don't have a problem to just put the radio, or talk, or let you choose the music if I appreciate your taste enough. Much better to have something we both can enjoy than for you to fake a smile through the distorted bass solos in Acid Wolfpack.
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Post by: Kugai on 07 Apr 2015, 15:09
I'm pretty eclectic in my musical tastes for the most part, but even I get sick of constant Rap 'Music'.
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Post by: SubaruStephen on 07 Apr 2015, 16:22
Rap is not music.

It used to be.

Not anymore, now it's just aural ego masturbation.
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Post by: osaka on 07 Apr 2015, 16:25
I see you mostly hear mainstream stuff.

https://youtu.be/s3JJoFlJa_s

(click to show/hide)

Then again, this might be difficult to classify anyways. Pretty sure not many people rap to an IDM "beat".
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Post by: Kugai on 07 Apr 2015, 22:15
Very few Rap artists and/or 'Songs' I can stand on a regular basis.
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Post by: Thrillho on 08 Apr 2015, 00:52
Rap is not music.

It used to be.

Not anymore, now it's just aural ego masturbation.

You need to pay more attention to the stuff being released. Hip hop's having a golden age.
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: Blue Kitty on 08 Apr 2015, 07:01
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/b05878fdd3d30caa96b38a3188524a26/tumblr_nm0a2pGuKY1ss9srro1_1280.png)
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: Welu on 08 Apr 2015, 09:40
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/022e362f5afb7e851227096a35785dd9/tumblr_nmgidtQ11g1rman24o1_540.jpg)
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Post by: Sorflakne on 08 Apr 2015, 12:04
(http://i.imgur.com/3aPBcG6.jpg)

Quote from: first comment in comments
"I SWEAR TO GOD, IF ONE MORE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS SAYS THE MOVIE WAS BETTER THAN THE BOOK, I'M DRONE STRIKING YOUR FUCKING HOUSE YOU SHITS."
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Post by: LeeC on 08 Apr 2015, 14:07
(https://i.imgur.com/ifILu4C.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/roP2pra.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/QOUSWA7.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/16mwIGB.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/puhcwH4.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/XmjcIkT.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/jGROnbw.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/xZIXQ5H.gif)
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Post by: Sorflakne on 08 Apr 2015, 17:36
(click to show/hide)

Amazing that the whale survived that, horrifying that it experienced that.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 08 Apr 2015, 17:52
What is that? I can't tell what happened.
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Post by: explicit on 08 Apr 2015, 19:00
What is that? I can't tell what happened.

Propeller?

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Post by: SubaruStephen on 08 Apr 2015, 19:09
Downer time: that happens to manatees also... :cry:
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Post by: LeeC on 09 Apr 2015, 06:24
(http://i.imgur.com/HoMfPLz.gif)
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Post by: Sorflakne on 09 Apr 2015, 10:29
(http://i.imgur.com/SaV5RX4.jpg)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 09 Apr 2015, 18:25
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/c3b0df933fb698eb5c9f4974a7423b57/tumblr_n9jbjmN6TM1qclnoyo1_1280.jpg)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/c5115d3f601a654c1558ebd68e3aa5e0/tumblr_n9jbjmN6TM1qclnoyo2_1280.jpg)
(http://36.media.tumblr.com/da9c207d1c3a1e823ee2f25e7f77e0e0/tumblr_n9jbjmN6TM1qclnoyo3_1280.jpg)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/c54fe8cea2e370a69781ce317d41d818/tumblr_n9jbjmN6TM1qclnoyo4_1280.jpg)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/9a2fb456098520ad6e4de27cd13adc40/tumblr_n9jbjmN6TM1qclnoyo5_r1_1280.jpg)
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Post by: SubaruStephen on 09 Apr 2015, 20:14
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Post by: Sorflakne on 09 Apr 2015, 21:50
(http://cdn.diply.com/img/80a6f798-6134-47eb-84fb-d277ccc51115.jpg)
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Post by: Kugai on 09 Apr 2015, 23:10
Aaaand the new sport of Roof Bowling is born.
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Post by: pwhodges on 10 Apr 2015, 09:27
(http://i363.photobucket.com/albums/oo74/KoolLink7/null_9.jpg)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 10 Apr 2015, 10:32
So...an iced mocha.
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Post by: Pilchard123 on 10 Apr 2015, 14:05
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcAMnK60_cM
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Post by: LeeC on 10 Apr 2015, 14:22
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Post by: Sorflakne on 10 Apr 2015, 21:09
What?  Since when do we have to go to youtube itself to watch a video posted on a forum in full screen?
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Post by: pwhodges on 10 Apr 2015, 23:34
Do you run an ad blocker?  Both YouTube and Twitter behave differently for me when I do.
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Post by: Masterpiece on 11 Apr 2015, 03:51
What?  Since when do we have to go to youtube itself to watch a video posted on a forum in full screen?
Since forever?
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Post by: LTK on 11 Apr 2015, 04:33
Depends, embedded videos on some websties have a fullscreen button, on some they don't. I have no idea why they differ.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 11 Apr 2015, 05:09
I hate the fact that embedding can be disabled. That should not be an option.
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Post by: Zebediah on 11 Apr 2015, 05:41
(http://static4.lxdcdn.net/images/max/w/806/b8f103dba15b55362d611a643e80cf85.jpeg)

From the very worthy 25 Brilliantly Funny Words We've All Needed at Least Once (http://www.omgfacts.com/lists/19337/25-Brilliantly-Funny-Words-We-ve-All-Needed-at-Least-Once-ab572-0)
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Post by: osaka on 11 Apr 2015, 05:51
I've witnessed a dudevorce. It's much sadder than it sounds :cry:
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Post by: Masterpiece on 11 Apr 2015, 09:12
I hate the fact that embedding can be disabled. That should not be an option.

And some content creators don't want their videos featured on other people's websites, and I think it's their right to have the power to decide against that.
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Post by: Stoon on 11 Apr 2015, 23:48
This week Tesla announced the Model S 70D, and dropped the Model S 60.  They've also revamped a bunch of their options.  A lot of the stuff which were included in the Tech Package are now standard.  Also included in the S 70D are superchargers, a $2000 option in the S 60.  The S 70D has dual motors (AWD), and increased range over the S 60.

Here's the thing.  Tesla doesn't even plan to put any superchargers in the foreseeable future in this province.  No superchargers, no road trips.

I don't have a garage, or even a driveway, so I can't plug in the car.

Finally, I can't afford it anyway.

So my new-found lust for the new model is pointless. 
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 12 Apr 2015, 07:39
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/5aac2eac26b090017d8072d69ab585e6/tumblr_nj97k65xkp1qzcv7no1_1280.jpg)


(http://41.media.tumblr.com/e95ec38fdbfc2d180b00963137f4a39a/tumblr_nmihebCIn71qc160oo1_500.jpg)


Quote
most movies about unruly dinner guests don’t go down a 5 hour tangent about dragons. you gotta respect the hobbit for that
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Post by: Method of Madness on 12 Apr 2015, 08:15
I hate the fact that embedding can be disabled. That should not be an option.

And some content creators don't want their videos featured on other people's websites, and I think it's their right to have the power to decide against that.
I don't, nor do I think they should choose what countries it's viewable in. The latter angers me more though.
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Post by: Thrillho on 12 Apr 2015, 08:30
Wait, hang on a second, you think that someone who has made a video should get no say in who is using something they have created to benefit themselves?
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Post by: Method of Madness on 12 Apr 2015, 08:43
You might have a point with the embedding (since everyone can go to Youtube), but not the countries. I don't see why that's ok.
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Post by: K1dmor on 12 Apr 2015, 09:14
(http://i.imgur.com/CkEiJ9r.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/byRy20q.jpg)
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Post by: cesium133 on 12 Apr 2015, 09:28
Rule 15 is one reason I'm very happy not to have roommates now.
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Post by: explicit on 12 Apr 2015, 10:42
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/04/some-of-the-best-moments-from-game-of-thones-so-far-photos-5.jpg?quality=94&strip=all)

I mean... I liked it...
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Post by: Method of Madness on 12 Apr 2015, 11:19
Shouldn't that go in the pun thread?
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Post by: The Seldom Killer on 12 Apr 2015, 12:26
That't not a pun, that's a double entendre.
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 12 Apr 2015, 13:02
Single one, at best.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 12 Apr 2015, 14:02
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Michigan Gothic.

- You ask your friend where he was born. He holds up his hand and points to a spot on his palm. “Oh, you’re from Grand Rapids,” you say. “No,” he replies, “look closer.” You do: there is a tiny house on his palm, with tiny parents waving up at you, asking if you’d like some lemonade. You aren’t thirsty.

- The coney island on the corner is open. You walk inside and order some gyros, then walk out for a cigarette, but find yourself in Flint. You go back inside, into the same coney island, then leave again. Now you’re in Grosse Pointe. It’s all the same coney island. Your gyros are getting cold.

- You’re driving through the Upper Peninsula, and stop for gas. The pump dispenses nothing but unrefined, crude oil. You enter the station, but the attendant only speaks ancient Cornish. A horn blows: the hunt begins.

- You cross 8 Mile and enter the city of Detroit. Your eyebrows are stolen before you travel fifty feet. Then your socks. Then your kidney. Eminem asks you if its pronounced “de-TROIT” or “DEE-troit.” You have no answer, and he hands you a can of Vernors. It tastes like road salt, and regret.

- Faygo. Its everywhere. You go into Meijer. The shelves are lined with Faygo. You go to school, and they serve Faygo for lunch. In the pipes of your house: Faygo. In your veins: Faygo. Moon Mist, if you’re not mistaken.
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Post by: pwhodges on 12 Apr 2015, 14:17
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/5aac2eac26b090017d8072d69ab585e6/tumblr_nj97k65xkp1qzcv7no1_1280.jpg)

Oh, thank you.
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Post by: osaka on 12 Apr 2015, 14:20
Dammit Paul, now I can't breathe  :laugh:
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Post by: Kugai on 12 Apr 2015, 15:22
That's what happens when you view things from space without a suit.
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Post by: Akima on 12 Apr 2015, 15:41
And the rubber-band Earth and Moon continue to damage productivity world-wide...

The photo looked wrong to me. The diameter of the Moon is slightly more than one quarter of the Earth's. The rubber-band Moon is too small. Yes, I loaded the pic into GIMP and measured the respective diameters.
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Post by: LTK on 12 Apr 2015, 15:57
Yeah, if that Paul guy went through the trouble of wrapping those rubber bands together he could easily have also looked up the correct diameter ratio for the earth and moon. 5/10 procrastination.
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Post by: LeeC on 12 Apr 2015, 17:01
(https://i.imgur.com/tE2XRva.jpg)
"Well, this is awkward..." -The guy.


Been playing fallout 3 and I didn't realize until today that there is a second person to save in the Germantown PD office.  Saved both people and taught Bigtown how to defend themselves.  Bittercup is sweet on me.
(https://i.imgur.com/40od059.jpg)
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Post by: SubaruStephen on 12 Apr 2015, 19:47
(http://i.imgur.com/psX9aNH.jpg)


(http://i.imgur.com/fyjqOAB.gif)
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Post by: explicit on 12 Apr 2015, 20:22
(http://a.disquscdn.com/get?url=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.pandawhale.com%2Fpost-19224-Fuck-This-Fuck-That-Fuck-Those-Zt2V.gif&key=jXivqB706KNiq2liywR7qg&w=600&h=310)
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Post by: Sorflakne on 12 Apr 2015, 23:12
http://i.imgur.com/lPCPK4t.webm
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Post by: LeeC on 13 Apr 2015, 07:51
(http://i.imgur.com/qp5kHSp.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/URdaQ9s.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/agJQneW.jpg)
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Post by: Redball on 13 Apr 2015, 10:05
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Michigan Gothic.

- You ask your friend where he was born. He holds up his hand and points to a spot on his palm. “Oh, you’re from Grand Rapids,” you say. “No,” he replies, “look closer.” You do: there is a tiny house on his palm, with tiny parents waving up at you, asking if you’d like some lemonade. You aren’t thirsty.

- The coney island on the corner is open. You walk inside and order some gyros, then walk out for a cigarette, but find yourself in Flint. You go back inside, into the same coney island, then leave again. Now you’re in Grosse Pointe. It’s all the same coney island. Your gyros are getting cold.

- You’re driving through the Upper Peninsula, and stop for gas. The pump dispenses nothing but unrefined, crude oil. You enter the station, but the attendant only speaks ancient Cornish. A horn blows: the hunt begins.

- You cross 8 Mile and enter the city of Detroit. Your eyebrows are stolen before you travel fifty feet. Then your socks. Then your kidney. Eminem asks you if its pronounced “de-TROIT” or “DEE-troit.” You have no answer, and he hands you a can of Vernors. It tastes like road salt, and regret.

- Faygo. Its everywhere. You go into Meijer. The shelves are lined with Faygo. You go to school, and they serve Faygo for lunch. In the pipes of your house: Faygo. In your veins: Faygo. Moon Mist, if you’re not mistaken.

Where did this come from? I'd love to quote it for MI friends on Facebook, including my daughter, who grew up 1 1/2 miles north of 8 mile and went to high school about 1/3 of a mile north of it.
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Post by: Pilchard123 on 13 Apr 2015, 13:40
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOlDewpCfZQ
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Post by: Akima on 13 Apr 2015, 17:04
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Michigan Gothic.
The woods around the Saginaw valley town are red and gold and full of men with rifles. All night, freight-trains call out, howling in the dark. The desk-clerk at the Best Western has light blond hair, and empty pale blue eyes. He stares at you all the time. The town is full of people who look like him. They stare too.
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Post by: Sorflakne on 15 Apr 2015, 00:28
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6d/Stuttgart_gruener_heiner_02.jpg)

An idyllic scene, right?

Except that hill isn't natural.  It's a debris mound in Germany from WWII. (http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schuttberg)  Some of them reach over 200 feet high.
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Post by: Masterpiece on 15 Apr 2015, 02:04
Berlin is full of those.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 15 Apr 2015, 06:04
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Michigan Gothic.

- You ask your friend where he was born. He holds up his hand and points to a spot on his palm. “Oh, you’re from Grand Rapids,” you say. “No,” he replies, “look closer.” You do: there is a tiny house on his palm, with tiny parents waving up at you, asking if you’d like some lemonade. You aren’t thirsty.

- The coney island on the corner is open. You walk inside and order some gyros, then walk out for a cigarette, but find yourself in Flint. You go back inside, into the same coney island, then leave again. Now you’re in Grosse Pointe. It’s all the same coney island. Your gyros are getting cold.

- You’re driving through the Upper Peninsula, and stop for gas. The pump dispenses nothing but unrefined, crude oil. You enter the station, but the attendant only speaks ancient Cornish. A horn blows: the hunt begins.

- You cross 8 Mile and enter the city of Detroit. Your eyebrows are stolen before you travel fifty feet. Then your socks. Then your kidney. Eminem asks you if its pronounced “de-TROIT” or “DEE-troit.” You have no answer, and he hands you a can of Vernors. It tastes like road salt, and regret.

- Faygo. Its everywhere. You go into Meijer. The shelves are lined with Faygo. You go to school, and they serve Faygo for lunch. In the pipes of your house: Faygo. In your veins: Faygo. Moon Mist, if you’re not mistaken.

Where did this come from? I'd love to quote it for MI friends on Facebook, including my daughter, who grew up 1 1/2 miles north of 8 mile and went to high school about 1/3 of a mile north of it.

I got it from here (http://purpleprosegang.tumblr.com/post/115759759596/michigan-gothic)


(http://38.media.tumblr.com/25d0892a8feda597770ddd3b15f1bf17/tumblr_nmr6l7xug31qz6f9yo2_500.gif)
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/2ed9b89e49167e816abf60ca32dc4cde/tumblr_nmr6l7xug31qz6f9yo1_500.gif)

(http://36.media.tumblr.com/a016670583cc088e01c114b928e21581/tumblr_nlli126Xz21qzf5l2o1_500.png)
(https://36.media.tumblr.com/93fd3e6fed3bb7906275e1fbf1293bdc/tumblr_inline_nm79q7jVXq1sjk6vu_500.jpg)
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Post by: Kugai on 15 Apr 2015, 15:22
Ask and ye shall receive
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Post by: LeeC on 15 Apr 2015, 15:25
(https://i.imgur.com/oQWyANY.jpg)
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Post by: Welu on 16 Apr 2015, 06:40
I hate the fact that embedding can be disabled. That should not be an option.

And some content creators don't want their videos featured on other people's websites, and I think it's their right to have the power to decide against that.
I don't, nor do I think they should choose what countries it's viewable in. The latter angers me more though.

I'm a few days late but as I understand it's actually the advertisers and copyright holders causing your problems depending on if the creator monetizes their video. Although I also think content creators have the right to attempt to control distribution of their product any way.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 16 Apr 2015, 06:52
My objection is that the internet should be above matters of country. What's publicly accessible online in one place should* be accessible everywhere.

*obviously this isn't the case, but that doesn't mean I can't hate that
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Post by: Sorflakne on 16 Apr 2015, 09:23
(http://i.imgur.com/ATItjI0.png)
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Post by: LTK on 16 Apr 2015, 09:37
Oh boo hoo.

(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/20662983/mouse.png)
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Post by: LeeC on 16 Apr 2015, 18:31
(https://i.imgur.com/gkdydHN.jpg)
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Post by: Akima on 16 Apr 2015, 18:59
Heh... Two states in the USA have populations larger than the whole of Australia. But then my home town has a population larger than the whole of Australia. A similar map of the USA in units of Shanghai (call it twenty-four million (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cities_proper_by_population)) would be amusing. Or a map of China's population density in units of the USA...  :wink:
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 16 Apr 2015, 19:47
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/8b65f8fe3c7407175c18bdcb1d05bb95/tumblr_nmsy16jq2Q1qewacoo1_540.jpg)

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I always thought it was funny that your player character in Pokemon is 10 years old. Like, yeah, they’re “anime ten” where they look at least 18 yadda yadda, but they’re still ten.

Imagine the people in the Pokemon League. These are fully grown adults, right? They’ve trained their entire lives to be the best trainers in their country. They’re the best of the best. And then a ten year old walks in. A high and mighty four foot tall ten year old with a big smile on their face walks in. They’ve never even seen a tity. They don’t know where babies come from. They’re ten.

How did this ten year old get in to your arena? Did they wander in here by mistake? They say they’re here to battle you. Aww, how cute. This kid wants to fight the big league trainers, so they snuck in to fight you. That’s cute and funny. You’ll tell the others about this next lunch break. You decide to humor the kid and accept their challenge. You toss out your level 50 Tyranitar. You and this Pokemon have spent decades together, you trained for ages to get it to Level 50. You’re the best trainer in the country.

The kid reaches on their belt and tosses a Master Ball. Wait, what? A Master Ball? How did that kid get a Master Ball? Out of the master ball pops…

God.

God popped out of the Master Ball.

The very same God Pokemon that controls the flow of space, that you go to church and pray to every Sunday.

This ten year old kid just pulled out a Master Ball and threw God at you. God is, in fact, Level 73.

God shoots Hyper Beam at your life-long partner Tyranitar, causing it to evaporate in to dust. He’s fainted in one hit. The kid yawns.

The kid wipes your entire party of Pokemon, the Pokemon you spent most of your adult life training and caring for. You are stunned. You ask the trainer how long they’ve been doing this. They say “I started a couple of days ago.”

This kid is ten.
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Post by: Sorflakne on 16 Apr 2015, 21:17
(http://i.imgur.com/yFlLz55.png)
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Post by: osaka on 17 Apr 2015, 14:01
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/8b65f8fe3c7407175c18bdcb1d05bb95/tumblr_nmsy16jq2Q1qewacoo1_540.jpg)

He's about to have a fantastic point of view of your hand in his face.

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*pokemon snip*

That's almost how I feel about Gaige on BL2. She's literally a schoolgirl. Her highest acts of badassery are rejecting hot cocoa and screaming "Smash the system" in her echocasts. Also building a mechanical left arm for herself with the right arm because she cut her actual left arm off, but that's a different story. At 5'3" and an undisclosed but highly reduced body mass (I'm willing to think that even with a left arm of solid steel as hers she doesn't top 120lbs), you'd need a minimum of 3 Gaiges to make up any of the enemies you face or even the other characters you control. And her presentation involves a moderately malfunctioning robot at the Eden-5 planetary science fair.

Of course, she's by far the most destructive character in the game. Also, public enemy number 1.

As you might have noticed, that's my main character xD
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Post by: Is it cold in here? on 17 Apr 2015, 18:41
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6d/Stuttgart_gruener_heiner_02.jpg)

An idyllic scene, right?

Except that hill isn't natural.  It's a debris mound in Germany from WWII. (http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schuttberg)  Some of them reach over 200 feet high.

"I am the grass. Let me work."
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Post by: Undrneath on 17 Apr 2015, 21:24
Just popped in to point out that depending on how it has been broken if you sharpen it a broken pencil can have many points.

Carry on.
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Post by: Welu on 18 Apr 2015, 09:51
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Post by: Kugai on 18 Apr 2015, 14:18
My Little Trekkie (https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xta1/v/t1.0-9/10157116_887486267977201_5014268426559060512_n.jpg?oh=8166e2b000a15a624c6df908582eb2ac&oe=5598C6E7&__gda__=1436980078_6975aec174dd98158fc08fdbe43de145)

:-D
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Post by: LTK on 18 Apr 2015, 14:54
That's a dodgy-looking link if ever I saw one.
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Post by: Metope on 18 Apr 2015, 14:57
Isn't that what Facebook photo links always look like?
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 18 Apr 2015, 16:55
There are times when you wanna hide the url behind a short phrase or sentence, this is one of those times. No, actually, every time is one of those times. Just url is awful
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Post by: LeeC on 19 Apr 2015, 07:57
General Grievous as an anime school girl
https://imgur.com/gallery/QSAWD (https://imgur.com/gallery/QSAWD)

The new Ginyu Force
(https://i.imgur.com/1duNVDk.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/4RH20nU.png)
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Post by: Kugai on 19 Apr 2015, 12:43
Fixed the Link further up.

And Grievous is cute  :D
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Post by: LTK on 19 Apr 2015, 13:27
(http://i.imgur.com/J0BmL1R.gif)
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Post by: SubaruStephen on 19 Apr 2015, 15:15
Fixed the Link further up.

And Grievous is cute  :D

(disturbingly) cute in pics 3 and 8.
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Post by: Thrillho on 20 Apr 2015, 01:08

I love this so much.
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Post by: LeeC on 20 Apr 2015, 06:13

got to teach Russian roulette early.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 20 Apr 2015, 20:18
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/92f58687a8882e26f08bb5b0dfc7ee74/tumblr_n6yzegnEdU1rg640yo1_500.jpg)


(http://41.media.tumblr.com/48eb6c2f07b378f87f7ad7e8e7f8deb4/tumblr_nmbfb5IMjN1tuzddpo1_1280.jpg)
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Post by: hedgie on 20 Apr 2015, 20:52
Cucumbers *are* rather useful for dealing with kappa
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Post by: Sorflakne on 21 Apr 2015, 07:31
Just ate scrambled eggs that weren't cooked all the way (as in, still a little liquid-y/runny).  For me, runny eggs are barf-inducing, so I need my eggs at least slightly overcooked (also means I only really eat them scrambled).  But I tried to muscle through it by dousing them in syrup (syrup isn't liquid egg, so it's fine), but as I was finishing them, I picked up a chunk that had a sizable puddle of runny egg under it, and that was it for me.  Still fighting the urge to heave 10 minutes later.

(http://40.media.tumblr.com/92f58687a8882e26f08bb5b0dfc7ee74/tumblr_n6yzegnEdU1rg640yo1_500.jpg)
(http://satwcomic.com/art/babysitter.jpg)
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Post by: LeeC on 21 Apr 2015, 07:51
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11081156_485353944946788_2239080888360590673_n.jpg?oh=147f403c9a38b2e272c44830889413d9&oe=55DD3BF9)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 21 Apr 2015, 08:07
Holy shit.
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Post by: Thrillho on 21 Apr 2015, 08:20
Missing the word 'in' there has made me doubt the veracity of that fact.

Sometimes, it's tough to be a pedant.
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Post by: LeeC on 21 Apr 2015, 08:29
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1961_Goldsboro_B-52_crash (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1961_Goldsboro_B-52_crash)

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Excavation of the second bomb was abandoned as a result of uncontrollable ground-water flooding. Most of the thermonuclear stage, containing uranium, was left in place. The U.S. Army Corps of Engineers purchased a 400 feet (120 m) circular easement over the buried component. The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill determined the buried depth of the secondary component to be 180 feet (55 m), plus or minus 10 feet (3.0 m).
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Post by: Thrillho on 21 Apr 2015, 08:34
Cool fact.

I'm still being a grammar dick, something I'm not ordinarily.
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Post by: Sorflakne on 21 Apr 2015, 09:06

Because sometimes you need a little extra epicness in your day.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 21 Apr 2015, 09:17
That was great. Half of me was amazed, the other half just felt worthless at not being able to do any of that.

Also I really want a jetpack.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 21 Apr 2015, 10:43
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/9b4d7ea6b0467c9bb67b6e63d58bf101/tumblr_nfg76bL1uM1rc7zl1o1_500.gif)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/bf0c6cc27ee2950e5633ea19efc74061/tumblr_nfg76bL1uM1rc7zl1o2_400.gif)
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/cb062d383b787ee8644c8ea56e9a2204/tumblr_nfg76bL1uM1rc7zl1o3_400.gif)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/59bf3cccbb0760166ccad76c5d311568/tumblr_nfg76bL1uM1rc7zl1o4_400.gif)
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/a6ba838b2f8058711773dc250440eb52/tumblr_nfg76bL1uM1rc7zl1o5_400.gif)
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/ab0c17030f85e73d6bd26166a4806570/tumblr_nfg76bL1uM1rc7zl1o7_400.gif)
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/d7ea0707c0466380a99fa7b1961891d3/tumblr_nfg76bL1uM1rc7zl1o8_400.gif)
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Post by: LeeC on 21 Apr 2015, 10:57
Shoot, I'd step up for the fight.  Looks like fun!

(http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140411033334/disney/images/f/f9/David-prowse-darth-vader-and-mark-hamill.jpg)
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Post by: Welu on 21 Apr 2015, 15:08
That prank is brilliant. The last gif with the, "No thanks, I'm good." hand gesture is amazing.
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Post by: Akima on 21 Apr 2015, 15:31
The new Ginyu Force
I misread that as Ginsu Force so I imagined them all armed with kitchen knives, shouting a battle-cry: "But wait, there's MORE!"

Grievous-tan is cute.
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Post by: looktall on 22 Apr 2015, 04:06
Children make the best mosquito repellent.
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Post by: LeeC on 22 Apr 2015, 04:52
German Shepard (http://imgur.com/gallery/RIsbCss) hears owners come home.
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Post by: Masterpiece on 22 Apr 2015, 04:59
What's more astonishing to me is that the dog apparently had nothing else to do than sit on one place, listening until they came back.

Poor doggie.
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Post by: LeeC on 22 Apr 2015, 05:06
I know some dogs can suffer from separation anxiety worse than others.  Some owners would leave a TV or radio on so they don't feel lonely.

(http://i.imgur.com/ZdKEGWZ.gif)

Season 4 of Game of Thrones minor spoiler (for those that haven't seen the show but want to don't click the spoiler)
(click to show/hide)

I could be wrong but I am pretty sure this was the King in Kingdom of Heaven.
(http://i.imgur.com/Iw5jTaG.jpg)
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Post by: Thrillho on 22 Apr 2015, 05:37
No that's Hannibal.
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Post by: LeeC on 22 Apr 2015, 05:56
Now that you said it, I totally see it.   :-D

(http://i.imgur.com/BehmLsN.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/Rjekvai.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/is6AE7R.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/ZRmAlV1.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/vj2u3Yg.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/sGJiks0.jpg)

and more (http://imgur.com/a/7v45k?gallery)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 22 Apr 2015, 07:48
A pelican....yawning
(http://www.gifcity2.net/uploads/5/0/4/6/50461919/3784744_orig.gif)

(http://41.media.tumblr.com/b1d30ea36141b6f28026b9d807b10b49/tumblr_nn5a115uPq1u53c30o6_1280.jpg)
(http://36.media.tumblr.com/e9720c3a01521dbf24517b9d13ce040b/tumblr_nn5a115uPq1u53c30o5_1280.jpg)
(http://36.media.tumblr.com/d2d1ea1b5479d961b9e9b8a49aa70ecf/tumblr_nn5a115uPq1u53c30o1_1280.jpg)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/da517bc18f1ab3f37ecd6e487e84d11d/tumblr_nn5a115uPq1u53c30o8_1280.jpg)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/9da03a95c9bca154bcf1e645609ed7bd/tumblr_nn5a115uPq1u53c30o2_1280.jpg)
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Post by: LeeC on 22 Apr 2015, 08:43
(http://i.imgur.com/PLHF4wz.jpg)

I know Link was intentionally meant to be a time traveler but I still wonder why they havn't done it in the Bill and Ted style yet. :laugh:  Collecting all the help they can get and beat Gannon or something.  Make it a team rpg like Chrono Trigger or South Park:Stick of Truth (which is the best RPG I've played in awhile).
(http://i.imgur.com/75u0LaM.gif)
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Post by: Welu on 22 Apr 2015, 13:01
What's more astonishing to me is that the dog apparently had nothing else to do than sit on one place, listening until they came back.

Poor doggie.

They appear to have free reign over most of the house, could see into the living room when it walked to the door, which means the owners must trust them not to wreck the place (assuming that isn't why they attached the camera to them) and they have the choice to walk around. It was probably snoozing before hand. Still hope they have toys or noise though.

Edit: Haven't watched it yet but there's a video of the whole time they're alone.

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Post by: SubaruStephen on 22 Apr 2015, 16:35
No that's Hannibal.

Pedantic correction of Gareth's correction:

That's Mason Verger from the movie "Hannibal".
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Post by: Akima on 22 Apr 2015, 19:31
Mason would be a good name for a US Marine. Because he would then be a jar-head (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mason_jar). I suppose, if I were writing a story about him, I could name him Mason Dixon, but... one has to draw the line somewhere.
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Post by: osaka on 23 Apr 2015, 04:00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur2jOzMrAaI
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Post by: Thrillho on 23 Apr 2015, 04:11
Mason would be a good name for a US Marine. Because he would then be a jar-head (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mason_jar). I suppose, if I were writing a story about him, I could name him Mason Dixon, but... one has to draw the line somewhere.

Oh good Lord

No that's Hannibal.

Pedantic correction of Gareth's correction:

That's Mason Verger from the movie "Hannibal".

I wrote it on my phone and noticed my lack of specificity later.

I elected not to bother correcting it.
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Post by: jwhouk on 23 Apr 2015, 05:54
Mason would be a good name for a US Marine. Because he would then be a jar-head (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mason_jar). I suppose, if I were writing a story about him, I could name him Mason Dixon, but... one has to draw the line somewhere.

Pun Thread =====> That way.
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Post by: Pilchard123 on 23 Apr 2015, 11:02
Do I love me some Phineas and Ferb?

(click to show/hide)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 23 Apr 2015, 12:39
Like an immense pile of assorted "cheeses" onto the "lawn" of my evil lab.


(http://40.media.tumblr.com/edab61b71d8627b3d38c5335341fb303/tumblr_n99h9c5LIx1s2fn7xo1_500.png)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/0f30452f8bce2b022b3a0cf60517474b/tumblr_n99h9c5LIx1s2fn7xo2_500.png)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/4b8933f84f28907c659c5dd7bb9cad39/tumblr_n99h9c5LIx1s2fn7xo3_500.png)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/cbac6874b559e68c5fabd63ae64101ad/tumblr_n99h9c5LIx1s2fn7xo4_500.png)

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i really want my last words to be “hey.. wanna see a dead body?”
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Post by: LeeC on 23 Apr 2015, 12:44
I want more Parks and Rec quotes put into the prequel SW movies.  :laugh:
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Post by: Lines on 23 Apr 2015, 16:33
Thank you, Squirrel Girl.

(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b198/andthentherewaslindsey/11159494_10153314176851155_1467382265769891462_n_zps3fayyuep.jpg)
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Post by: SubaruStephen on 23 Apr 2015, 18:33
No matter who you are, this is your reaction to a puppy:
(http://i.imgur.com/PYKIY8g.jpg)
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Post by: LeeC on 24 Apr 2015, 05:23
(http://i.imgur.com/Eoonm5H.jpg)


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Post by: Sorflakne on 24 Apr 2015, 08:20
They found Kermit (http://time.com/3828716/new-species-kermit-frog-costa-rica/)

(http://geekologie.com/2015/04/21/kermit-the-frog-irl.jpg)

Mosque in Iran

(http://i.imgur.com/ZaRiauW.jpg)
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Post by: Metope on 24 Apr 2015, 09:39
Oh my god I need to go there
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Post by: Method of Madness on 24 Apr 2015, 09:58
Oh my god I want to go to there
Me too :wow:

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Post by: LeeC on 24 Apr 2015, 10:47
(http://i.imgur.com/Pg6N1gn.jpg)
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 24 Apr 2015, 16:12
Yeah, I can see that. Yeah, I'm gonna steal that headcanon.
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Post by: Akima on 24 Apr 2015, 18:10
That totally sounds like a Traveller campaign to me; I'm buying it.

A good GM has to roll with the punches: "No plan survives contact with the enemy players."
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 25 Apr 2015, 05:32
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/52aacad9045bbf5cdbc13a6f56667b94/tumblr_nn499bURCG1rpeq1jo3_r1_500.png) (http://40.media.tumblr.com/bf00a92443323804e66236188f5ff5d0/tumblr_nn499bURCG1rpeq1jo4_r1_500.png)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/0cdae7a4323e04d3201607594ed5e63d/tumblr_nn499bURCG1rpeq1jo2_r1_500.png) (http://40.media.tumblr.com/7582d907289162a77bd68fc57ff807f9/tumblr_nn499bURCG1rpeq1jo1_r4_500.png)


(http://36.media.tumblr.com/c2b13beff94bdf50c9c5034a520a98be/tumblr_nld6f8dxBG1reo2pbo1_1280.jpg) (http://41.media.tumblr.com/3d7a39c1db696346f4c7147c841ca3ad/tumblr_nld6f8dxBG1reo2pbo2_1280.jpg)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/4589bb3f636904a52d3ddf57c59b3198/tumblr_nld6f8dxBG1reo2pbo4_1280.jpg) (http://40.media.tumblr.com/50ec3274e9bede703dcf588e994749eb/tumblr_nld6f8dxBG1reo2pbo3_1280.jpg)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/bbcf37486073a736a5954c9f6aa15692/tumblr_nld6f8dxBG1reo2pbo5_1280.jpg)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/acb29db2c486d33cc47685631f544129/tumblr_nld6f8dxBG1reo2pbo6_1280.jpg)
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hella good cosplayers
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Post by: LeeC on 25 Apr 2015, 09:00

(https://i.imgur.com/ESj5R8Z.gif)
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 26 Apr 2015, 10:29
Man, Spetsnaz training is intense.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 26 Apr 2015, 12:00
It's like the wave, but with fire!
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Post by: LeeC on 26 Apr 2015, 15:29
(https://i.imgur.com/EpH3UWv.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/Yaz92o8.jpg)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 26 Apr 2015, 20:38
(https://scontent-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/11168128_10153767979548265_6002298360376419327_n.jpg?oh=da1b679cf0ecc03b7bb62fce08c5709c&oe=55972930)
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Post by: LeeC on 27 Apr 2015, 10:49
How am I just now finding out that the yelly guy on Parks and Rec had a street show?
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Post by: Method of Madness on 27 Apr 2015, 10:54
She's a mighty good sport ^_^
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Post by: K1dmor on 27 Apr 2015, 19:02
 
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Post by: Method of Madness on 27 Apr 2015, 20:15
(https://scontent-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10614168_797182736996396_1065214325346980357_n.jpg?oh=355d97883e8df08846698a487dac2545&oe=55D0646C)
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Post by: Kugai on 27 Apr 2015, 21:41
I've read Fan Fiction shorter.
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Post by: Thrillho on 28 Apr 2015, 01:25
I once read a short story compilation by an author (not Neil Gaiman, some other Neil...) in which one of the only selling points on this unreleased compilation was a single sentence short story.

One sentence.

Wow.
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Post by: osaka on 28 Apr 2015, 01:34
"And when he woke up, the dinosaur was still in there".

Am I wrong? Seriously, that shit's everywhere.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 28 Apr 2015, 03:52
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on my period like
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/518717165110e9c281e915948295f57b/tumblr_inline_nehczdzX3r1r3lsut.jpg)

(http://31.media.tumblr.com/5e4b303ad78b55f075cba980e4cee52b/tumblr_n9qj73fygC1qljj91o1_400.gif)
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I've made a huge mistake
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Post by: pwhodges on 28 Apr 2015, 04:07
(http://i.imgur.com/3kQmXfF.jpg)
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Post by: LeeC on 28 Apr 2015, 04:16
This is strangely motivating
(http://i.imgur.com/61lNajI.png)

You either die a hero, or live long enough to become another hero/anti-hero
(http://i.imgur.com/kaET39R.jpg)
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Post by: Welu on 28 Apr 2015, 07:38
(http://i.imgur.com/ECsD8AB.jpg)
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Post by: Sorflakne on 28 Apr 2015, 08:42
(http://thumbs.media.smithsonianmag.com//filer/2a/38/2a389bdd-c98e-4bb0-890a-1030bf10f427/rising_sun.jpg__800x600_q85_crop.jpg)

Shipwreck of a yacht from the early 20th century in Lake Michigan.  This image was taken from the air. (http://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/sunken-ships-lake-michigan-are-visible-ghostly-blue-180955108/?utm_source=facebook.com&no-ist)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 28 Apr 2015, 09:46
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Post by: 94ssd on 28 Apr 2015, 10:58
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Post by: pwhodges on 28 Apr 2015, 12:45
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CDpfRhjWgAAPFji.jpg)
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Post by: LeeC on 30 Apr 2015, 04:27
This is a good prank
(http://i.imgur.com/LADWgmy.gif)



(http://i.imgur.com/J5lLFVI.png)
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Post by: Sorflakne on 30 Apr 2015, 09:43
Someone wrote a masters thesis on Skyrim and its Norse and Anglo-Saxon origins. (http://openarchive.acadiau.ca/cdm/singleitem/collection/Theses/id/985/rec/2)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 30 Apr 2015, 13:49
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/a18a36b435e382a45f2f62949ee3a8b8/tumblr_nnf2fkdSaQ1s7rna0o1_540.gif)
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/f5b6c0a3ec99a45600b2d50a2a830683/tumblr_nnf2fkdSaQ1s7rna0o2_540.gif)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/2ce58452d8688f2c85faf1705d5740b6/tumblr_nnf2fkdSaQ1s7rna0o3_540.gif)

Mortal Kombat X hidden intros [x (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO_6JqlII58)]
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Post by: Kugai on 30 Apr 2015, 14:57
But ... but .... THERE'S NO CARBONITE!!!!
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Post by: osaka on 30 Apr 2015, 16:25
Over the past few days, and since I was for a while on the livestream, I'm watching a VOD of a dude's 30h stream. More interesting than TV at least.

The thing is, he starts playing Hatsune Miku Project Diva F 2nd. And that game has the translation to the lyrics of the vocaloids just so you can see it while you're pressing the buttons.

All this is basically an introduction to the question: Are the writers of vocaloid songs sociopaths? Seriously. There's some really fucked up shit going on on those lyrics.
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Post by: Thrillho on 01 May 2015, 00:46
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/11205632_10204992286139910_5277080470217641814_n.jpg?oh=a696ae81030c69a3f41f02ea9c962d47&oe=55C6E4D6&__gda__=1440862912_5b1a3b96f8cd2fd71e8dfe526b59d1a3)
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Post by: pwhodges on 01 May 2015, 06:00
(http://i.imgur.com/z9mxqBl.png)
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Post by: Akima on 01 May 2015, 07:06
That could explain a lot of Australian fauna actually.
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Post by: osaka on 01 May 2015, 07:40
Maybe god had a gallon can of Fosters by his side.
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Post by: LeeC on 01 May 2015, 11:02
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Post by: Akima on 01 May 2015, 17:11
Maybe god had a gallon can of Fosters by his side.
Bloody tourist!
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 01 May 2015, 18:13
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/bd5cfc58241a51493289be727a6fce68/tumblr_nnlgmrXj2Z1so0sfmo1_1280.jpg)

(http://31.media.tumblr.com/e3b88a87b9bef53adde63e9a39bef195/tumblr_ne4yj0JuNU1qa69wso1_500.gif)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/da44b78e8cbbffd5169178a1e48c83c1/tumblr_ne4yj0JuNU1qa69wso3_500.gif)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/dbc7dfdc63bb916805a3e62bc7c09dd6/tumblr_ne4yj0JuNU1qa69wso2_500.gif)
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Post by: LeeC on 01 May 2015, 21:05
(https://i.imgur.com/uB7jWtc.jpg)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 01 May 2015, 21:05
I FUCKING WANT ONE.
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 02 May 2015, 04:12
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m377mb3u0i1qd477zo1_1280.jpg)
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Post by: LeeC on 02 May 2015, 07:08
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Post by: Neko_Ali on 02 May 2015, 08:16
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m377mb3u0i1qd477zo1_1280.jpg)

I remember that quest in Warcraft! Where did they get those armor transmog sets though. So bland.. where's the spikes and big shoulder pads?
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Post by: 94ssd on 02 May 2015, 10:50

This kid is pretty great
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Post by: Method of Madness on 02 May 2015, 11:26
I love how fast they go from "heh, cute, that kid thinks he's Jean Val-oh, shit, he is Jean Valjean.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 02 May 2015, 20:05
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/14cc70f3e056c7e9de83b6eb95eac25c/tumblr_nnnp1gvwm21s8wlnzo1_1280.jpg)
(http://36.media.tumblr.com/9c6ee6fc2840e272069d2d884037aaa7/tumblr_nnnp1gvwm21s8wlnzo2_1280.jpg)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/99681bd792db2a159618c6ad60febfd3/tumblr_nnnp1gvwm21s8wlnzo3_1280.jpg)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/2803668cd3262b90c83746faf21c33f4/tumblr_nnnp1gvwm21s8wlnzo4_1280.jpg)
(http://36.media.tumblr.com/2e6a6486fb577ff41ff5e6ad090edb0a/tumblr_nnnp1gvwm21s8wlnzo5_1280.jpg)
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A Chomp Chomp cat bed from catastrophicreations.com
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Post by: hedgie on 02 May 2015, 20:33
I want that chain chomp *and* those cute kittehs.
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Post by: LeeC on 03 May 2015, 09:25
Blah linked the wrong thing and now I cant find it haha.
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Post by: Welu on 03 May 2015, 09:36
I love how fast they go from "heh, cute, that kid thinks he's Jean Val-oh, shit, he is Jean Valjean.

I haven't seen Les Mis and I did that.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 03 May 2015, 13:15
I probably would've too if I hadn't been thrown off by the audience laughing at first, but once they shut up...yeah.

Edit: But wait, there's more!

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Post by: Thrillho on 05 May 2015, 01:24
That is a thing of beauty.
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Post by: Akima on 05 May 2015, 02:49
But I like graphs!
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Post by: Thrillho on 05 May 2015, 02:59
I had largely presumed the joke was not really at the expense of graphs.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 05 May 2015, 03:34
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Post by: Method of Madness on 05 May 2015, 06:38
But I like graphs!
So look at one! :parrot:
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Post by: Sorflakne on 05 May 2015, 07:35
(http://i.imgur.com/4paBGgK.jpg)
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Post by: Welu on 05 May 2015, 08:33
Look at this graph

Fuck that thing. I laughed so hard.
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Post by: LeeC on 05 May 2015, 09:03
(http://i.imgur.com/pFZZQyF.gif)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 05 May 2015, 09:05
"You missed."
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Post by: Welu on 05 May 2015, 09:47
It still bugs me how the cut makes it look like the bottle switches directions.
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Post by: Neko_Ali on 05 May 2015, 10:05
She curved the shot.
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Post by: LeeC on 05 May 2015, 10:35
(http://i.imgur.com/jUWGmnM.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/UJbagAg.jpg)
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Post by: pwhodges on 06 May 2015, 01:58
(click to show/hide)
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Post by: Thrillho on 06 May 2015, 02:26
That shit is DARK.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 06 May 2015, 07:42
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/1e44ff06bec05140732a79b7d6b16c98/tumblr_mn74trKfOW1ql2603o1_500.jpg)
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What level did ur dog learn flamethrower

(http://40.media.tumblr.com/8be1bb60cb2a446bd0971887542d8f67/tumblr_nki1zth6Np1u1eo3co1_500.jpg)

(http://41.media.tumblr.com/0060ebd9c90c92ad43b8d1279c9d2512/tumblr_mz7clcn18t1r0c2vro1_1280.jpg)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 06 May 2015, 07:44
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/1e44ff06bec05140732a79b7d6b16c98/tumblr_mn74trKfOW1ql2603o1_500.jpg)

(https://33.media.tumblr.com/835bfcf5a6b0ff091878cbae39d76eb4/tumblr_n987hrUobL1tcngrbo1_500.gif)
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Post by: 94ssd on 06 May 2015, 08:55

(http://41.media.tumblr.com/0060ebd9c90c92ad43b8d1279c9d2512/tumblr_mz7clcn18t1r0c2vro1_1280.jpg)

I decided to make a Dan Band (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRFYAjS-PZM) version.

(http://s4.postimg.org/s5glx64zh/dan_band.png)
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Post by: osaka on 06 May 2015, 09:54
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/8be1bb60cb2a446bd0971887542d8f67/tumblr_nki1zth6Np1u1eo3co1_500.jpg)

Sometimes I really feel like that. I should look for the amount of words that there are on the Spanish language.
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 06 May 2015, 15:12
According to my research, four: "No" "Hablo" Español" and "Cerveza".

...my research isn't very thorough.
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Post by: Neko_Ali on 06 May 2015, 15:20
Please, not knowing the language is no reason to be impolite. "Un cervasa, por favor."
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Post by: Method of Madness on 06 May 2015, 15:27
Please, not knowing the language is no reason to have a boring afternoon. "Quatro cervezas, por favor."
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Post by: osaka on 06 May 2015, 16:17
An awfully small party if you're only grabbing 4 beers.

That'll be bout tree fiddy (3.50€) sir.



I laughed when I saw it, but I found the actual original music video where it's taken from and now I'm ded :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

I didn't even see the full video, just like 10 seconds.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 06 May 2015, 18:29
Oh god I just watched it and me too. x_x
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Post by: cesium133 on 06 May 2015, 18:35
Please, not knowing the language is no reason to have a boring afternoon. "Quatro cervezas, por favor."
One of the first phrases one must learn in Portuguese is "Mais uma cerveja, por favor."

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Post by: Method of Madness on 06 May 2015, 18:37
http://matadornetwork.com/nights/how-to-ask-for-one-more-beer-in-50-languages/
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Post by: Akima on 06 May 2015, 20:17
The phonetic pronunciation given for the first Mandarin phrase is incorrect. (please) is not pronounced "tsing", but rather "ching" (click on the little loudspeaker icons on this page (http://tinyurl.com/lm7yo7s) to hear the correct sound).
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 07 May 2015, 03:04
The dutch is incorrect as well.

Also; drink more scotch.
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Post by: 94ssd on 07 May 2015, 07:59
The Arabic is correct except it sounds more like min fadlik.
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Post by: Metope on 07 May 2015, 08:18
Norwegian pronunciation is wrong too, "ø" sounds nothing like "oe". "oe" is the official written international replacement of "ø" when you can't write that letter, but that doesn't mean they sound the same phonetically.
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Post by: LeeC on 07 May 2015, 08:41
(http://i.imgur.com/vDQCNpz.gif)

and this is why he wields Mjolnir
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Post by: Method of Madness on 07 May 2015, 11:35
If I ever get a cat, I'll name them Mjolnir, but always call them "Meow Meow".
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Post by: Neko_Ali on 07 May 2015, 11:39
*presses the imaginary 'like' button for Meow Meow*
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Post by: Method of Madness on 07 May 2015, 11:49
Note to self: marry Kat Dennings before getting said cat.
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Post by: LeeC on 07 May 2015, 11:53
(http://i.imgur.com/JNz4q.gif)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 07 May 2015, 11:55
If that's what stupid is I'm ok with being stupid :P
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 07 May 2015, 12:12
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/23b095980433cf05cc8e9b5b99b0364b/tumblr_ndqwocKqhz1qd5mq1o1_500.jpg)
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Post by: The Seldom Killer on 07 May 2015, 13:23
Been there. It's on the road to Hart's Desire, Hart's Content and Hart's Delight.

This is their mascot

(http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/186/1/7/captain_dildo_by_virivax-d5628ab.jpg)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 07 May 2015, 13:58
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/daf60c4e7fa1308d25dc8824fbd8d113/tumblr_nluingcvfs1qldgjao1_1280.jpg)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/3f5274ad3ee706c442820cb969ace116/tumblr_nluingcvfs1qldgjao2_1280.jpg)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 07 May 2015, 14:09
I like how Ian McKellan is by far the oldest but is one of the few non-dated references there.

Although what about Bandit Keith? Considering most of the actors chosen live IN AMERICA*, after all.

*I've only seen the abridged version, is this not a running gag in the boring non-abridged version?
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Post by: Akima on 07 May 2015, 15:22
If I ever get a cat, I'll name them Mjolnir, but always call them "Meow Meow".
Admit it, you have a secret desire to whirl a cat round you head by its tail and throw it at people.
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Post by: Kugai on 07 May 2015, 15:29
If I ever get a cat, I'll name them Mjolnir, but always call them "Meow Meow".
Admit it, you have a secret desire to whirl a cat round you head by its tail and throw it at people.

Whose to say he hasn't already done so and is now cursed by Bastet
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Post by: SubaruStephen on 07 May 2015, 16:35
Nice Tesla.... what's it got under the hood?
(http://i.imgur.com//yl6Uec4.gif)




Release the piggies!
(http://i.imgur.com//rSbOG82.gif)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 07 May 2015, 16:40
If I ever get a cat, I'll name them Mjolnir, but always call them "Meow Meow".
Admit it, you have a secret desire to whirl a cat round you head by its tail and throw it at people.

Whose to say he hasn't already done so and is now cursed by Bastet
What? No, that's awful! :(

I mean, I get what you're saying, but no!
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Post by: Sorflakne on 08 May 2015, 00:26
Realized at quarter to 2AM that I have an assignment due in technical writing class due tomorrow(today).  Finished it five minutes ago.

I love the fact that I'm getting a 96% in the class and all I've done is pull basically everything I've written out of my ass with few revisions.  Instructor has even asked if she can use some of my assignments as examples for future classes.  Even better, four times out of five, I have no idea what the hell I'm writing or what the instructor actually wants, I'm just slinging words at the keyboard.
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 08 May 2015, 01:00
Good ass.
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Post by: LeeC on 08 May 2015, 04:39

(http://i.imgur.com/RPxi8wd.png)

oldie but goodie

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Post by: Masterpiece on 08 May 2015, 17:50
HE SHATTERS THE GODDAMN LIGHT SWITCH I LOST IT
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Post by: Method of Madness on 08 May 2015, 19:13
Or when he and Nick Offerman (Ron Swanson) both fart, and Nick refers to it as a "call and response" :wow:
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 08 May 2015, 19:45
SHE DROVE ME HERE


(http://41.media.tumblr.com/4347670ac66d713cd9218e7429c70428/tumblr_nmssunxtea1rq9l6wo1_1280.jpg)


(http://36.media.tumblr.com/e526ee3818fac70d6afea4a0cd0524e3/tumblr_nny5zs6Mzn1r5zq6ao1_1280.jpg)
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Post by: Masterpiece on 09 May 2015, 10:02
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Post by: osaka on 09 May 2015, 11:01
A good friend lobbed me an .mp3 of that long ago. Good times.
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Post by: Kugai on 09 May 2015, 14:11
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f50/Kugai2/Memes/TheHorror.jpg)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 10 May 2015, 08:16
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/6204e2a3e75edbb21b6cbecf33f1e408/tumblr_nnr2mqq4l91tlb56zo1_400.gif)


(http://41.media.tumblr.com/427bb667bf2b85b1299360eaa49c229c/tumblr_nmrkt4fF1R1qcrbsbo1_1280.jpg)


(http://40.media.tumblr.com/2e86c8f31b2100aac357524eab7c143d/tumblr_nnv25a19kt1uqazbmo1_1280.jpg)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 10 May 2015, 08:25
Hahahaha, that's great.
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Post by: Pilchard123 on 10 May 2015, 10:43
(http://i.imgur.com/nnnU8Kr.jpg)
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Post by: LeeC on 11 May 2015, 08:55
(http://i.imgur.com/TVvJVEK.png)

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Post by: Kugai on 11 May 2015, 14:13
ROFL!
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Post by: Sorflakne on 12 May 2015, 07:03
I want one! (http://i.imgur.com/BJtXeYG.webm)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 12 May 2015, 07:14
Nailed it.

(Make pun jar comments at your own peril)
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Post by: Kugai on 12 May 2015, 16:38
*Shakes Pun Flagon at Method*
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Post by: Method of Madness on 12 May 2015, 17:38
(Grabs it and drinks deeply) Thanks!
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Post by: Kugai on 13 May 2015, 00:12
*Watches you walk away waddling and jingling*
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Post by: Masterpiece on 13 May 2015, 02:48
Just went through 20 students' homework assignments. This has become relevant.

(http://abstrusegoose.com/strips/you_down_wit_OPC-yeah_you_know_me.png)
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Post by: pwhodges on 13 May 2015, 02:50
A comprehensive version of a classic:

(http://i.imgur.com/r8Gv6of.jpg)
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Post by: pwhodges on 13 May 2015, 09:06
(http://i.imgur.com/UqO3pm9.jpg)
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Post by: LeeC on 13 May 2015, 09:23
(http://i.imgur.com/OoKGGFi.jpg)
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Post by: Sorflakne on 13 May 2015, 11:20
Tree struck by lightning burning from the inside out.

(http://i.imgur.com/ihH1kfg.jpg)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 13 May 2015, 13:41
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I took a shit in my grandma’s cat’s litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her.


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there are two good reasons why people wear zodiac signs

they’re happy to wear their sign in public and it could be a great conversation starter and you know it looks really nice
you know the second reason why you piece of filthy t r a s h


(http://40.media.tumblr.com/94617b7555aefc8b418145a01fe0a157/tumblr_mz1cvl1RkE1qzax1xo1_1280.png)
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Post by: Kugai on 13 May 2015, 14:04
Dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn
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Post by: cesium133 on 13 May 2015, 16:55
Has May or Yelling Bird used the term douchecastle (http://fusion.net/story/134163/silicon-valleys-startup-castle-is-looking-for-roommates-and-the-requirements-are-completely-bonkers/?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialshare&utm_content=desktop%2Btop&utm_campaign=naytev&utm_content=5553db92e4b04a7456f49792) in QC yet?
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Post by: Kugai on 13 May 2015, 18:21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wkheJIz_OI
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Post by: osaka on 13 May 2015, 18:52
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/94617b7555aefc8b418145a01fe0a157/tumblr_mz1cvl1RkE1qzax1xo1_1280.png)

In the world of Pokémon, you don't have an actual name until you turn 10. Haven't you played the games?
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Post by: Sorflakne on 13 May 2015, 18:52
Has May or Yelling Bird used the term douchecastle (http://fusion.net/story/134163/silicon-valleys-startup-castle-is-looking-for-roommates-and-the-requirements-are-completely-bonkers/?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialshare&utm_content=desktop%2Btop&utm_campaign=naytev&utm_content=5553db92e4b04a7456f49792) in QC yet?
The snobbishness...
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Post by: Method of Madness on 13 May 2015, 19:32
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/94617b7555aefc8b418145a01fe0a157/tumblr_mz1cvl1RkE1qzax1xo1_1280.png)

In the world of Pokémon, you don't have an actual name until you turn 10. Haven't you played the games?
No, no, Professor Oak just forgets everyone's name every 10 years, even his grandson's. Dunno how that applies to the post RBY games though.
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Post by: explicit on 13 May 2015, 20:29
(http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/deal%20with%20it/grand/28lcmcw.jpg.gif)

Cause funny
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Post by: LeeC on 14 May 2015, 11:51
(http://i.imgur.com/taxFKIZ.jpg)
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Post by: jwhouk on 14 May 2015, 11:55

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wkheJIz_OI
That's not wet.

Wet is when you go downtown and you can't, because the street is so flooded that there are FISH swimming in it.
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Post by: Welu on 14 May 2015, 12:49
I honestly thought that was being narrated by Rhys Darby.
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Post by: Kugai on 14 May 2015, 15:29
Well, since even the Central Police Station in Lower Hutt CBD had flooding in it's foyer and the Hutt River burst its banks lower down the valley, I can safely assume that happened jwhouk.

And no, I am NOT Rhys Darby.
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Post by: de_la_Nae on 14 May 2015, 17:16
In lighter news, this may be the greatest Twitter account I've ever seen.

https://twitter.com/nihilist_arbys
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 14 May 2015, 18:34
No, this is

(http://40.media.tumblr.com/735404fbf90f169131f1da3bdaf6a774/tumblr_nnoxxyR1lD1qbizyoo1_500.png)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/d386b7359c3b9af9973a2407014f33a7/tumblr_nnoxxyR1lD1qbizyoo2_1280.png)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/f11c38e863cf6bd0ac219930f1a6420e/tumblr_nnoxxyR1lD1qbizyoo4_1280.png)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/5e3723b466e95948fc0acd431981be10/tumblr_nnoxxyR1lD1qbizyoo3_1280.png)
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Post by: de_la_Nae on 14 May 2015, 18:38
That's pretty good, but

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really do it for me. Maybe I've been in the industry too long
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 14 May 2015, 18:48
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/af615f56a754d3a129e8086e8c87752d/tumblr_nednudZsi21r0hcy0o1_500.jpg)
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Post by: pwhodges on 14 May 2015, 23:08
(http://i.imgur.com/REtJC6p.jpg)
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Post by: Akima on 15 May 2015, 00:06
Taylor Swift has been touched by Vorlons?
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Post by: Method of Madness on 15 May 2015, 01:55
And vice versa!
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Post by: LeeC on 15 May 2015, 04:45
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Post by: pwhodges on 15 May 2015, 06:22
(https://cassland.org/images/OboeMute.jpg)
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Post by: LeeC on 15 May 2015, 09:13
the plot of the first half of the NES's Ninja Gaiden

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Post by: Blue Kitty on 16 May 2015, 04:44
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so two sisters inherit a ranch. they decide to work on it a bit and after a while realize that they need a bull in order to help them around the place. so they gather together all the spare money they have—around four hundred dollars—and one sister looks at listings online and finds a man a while away who’s got a bull to sell. she decides that she’ll travel down to see him alone and tells her sister that she’ll send a telegram so that the sister can drive down with their truck if they are able to get the bull.

so the sister eventually reaches the man who’s selling his bull and asks what his price will be. he says, “listen. I won’t take a dollar less than three hundred and ninety-nine dollars.” so the sister agrees and pays him the amount, leaving her with one dollar. then she goes to the post office and asks to send a telegram back to her sister to let her know that she’s got the bull so her sister should come and pick them up. but when she asks the person at the counter, they tell her that the telegram costs a dollar per word. the sister only has one dollar so she picks a word carefully and sends the telegram.

what word does she pick?
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Post by: Method of Madness on 16 May 2015, 06:48
I'm not against puns outside the pun thread, but considering that's just a pun, shouldn't it go there too?
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Post by: Pilchard123 on 17 May 2015, 14:07
Kinda old, but still good: the Evil Overlord's Rules (http://imgur.com/a/H8rEx?gallery).
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Post by: Method of Madness on 17 May 2015, 14:20
(http://i.imgur.com/URU5mtm.jpg)

A talented fashion designer like...Hugo Boss? :roll:
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Post by: Pilchard123 on 17 May 2015, 14:59
Graffiti from Pompeii (http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm)
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Post by: osaka on 17 May 2015, 15:02
I see a problem with those Evil Overlord Rules. You don't only need power to enforce all those rules, you also need a very strong monetary investment and possibly lots and lots of training for your henchmen. Since, you know, misleading maps and all that.

And obviously, there's the off chance that the so-called "Hero" is morally aligned with the playable characters from Borderlands, so every attempt to use your "Rational Evil Overlord" ways on them is futile since they're probably more evil than you are. Example: The phonecall rule:
EVIL OVERLORD: "Yeah, I'm going back on my evildoing".
SO CALLED HERO: "That won't make me kill you less".
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Post by: Pilchard123 on 17 May 2015, 15:07
http://imgur.com/gallery/ya1aitx

Also:

(http://i.imgur.com/qdmG4xf.png)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 17 May 2015, 15:12
Sure, it's kinda NSFW but it's only one picture, why link it? Just spoil it like so:

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Post by: Welu on 17 May 2015, 15:36
(http://i.imgur.com/qdmG4xf.png)

I am friends with TheSylverLining! Fae wrote a really cool book. (http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/18687522-chameleon-moon)
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Post by: Sorflakne on 18 May 2015, 00:27
(http://lghttp.28253.nexcesscdn.net/80BDAA/magento/media/wysiwyg/images/50BelovedCharacters2.png)

51.  Go beyond the impossible and kick reason to the curb --Kamina
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 18 May 2015, 12:48
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/aeac379351fb7ecc284f11e386ec763d/tumblr_nod3kdi7GP1tv0pt7o1_1280.jpg)
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Post by: Pilchard123 on 18 May 2015, 12:57
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(http://i.imgur.com/gVjaoNM.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/Bbiol8D.gif)

Get away from Imgur, Richard! You have work to be doing!

Not a valid vimeo URL
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Post by: Masterpiece on 18 May 2015, 14:40
(http://thegeekinvasion.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Here+take+a+gif+it+s+on+the+house.+House+painting_4fa182_5126392.gif)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 18 May 2015, 14:42
The reveal made me laugh the most I've laughed in a while, holy shit.
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Post by: LTK on 18 May 2015, 14:56
Watching that gif at one frame per second while it's loading ruins the comedic timing though.
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Post by: Masterpiece on 18 May 2015, 15:45
House wearing a house painting a house on a house
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Post by: LTK on 18 May 2015, 16:32
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That doesn't explain anything!
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Post by: Method of Madness on 18 May 2015, 16:34
I agree, it doesn't!

House in a house painting a house on a house
I prefer phrasing it that way (that was my reaction when I saw it).
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Post by: jwhouk on 18 May 2015, 17:17
Re: BK's Sherlock riddle...

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Post by: Method of Madness on 18 May 2015, 18:16
It was BK's riddle. And ohhhhhhhhhh.
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Post by: Thrillho on 19 May 2015, 01:22
Have I ever mentioned that I loathe riddles with a passion?

As for House wearing a house painting a house on a house... could be argue that picture is pretty much certain to be of Hugh Laurie out of character, what with the friendly expression and lack of stubble.

You fail, gif! That is not House wearing a house painting a house on a house, that is in fact Hugh Laurie wearing a house painting a house on a house.
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Post by: Welu on 19 May 2015, 03:22
I like riddles when there's an actual logic to the answer. A lot are secret option number three that don't even work when explained with convoluted reasoning.
I thought when the question is, "Which should he question?" That the proper answer should be, "All of them." The question should be who did it according to the note.
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Post by: hedgie on 19 May 2015, 03:55
I have one good riddle:

Q: What's pink and hard in the morning?

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Post by: Masterpiece on 19 May 2015, 05:10
Q: What's brown and sticky?

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Post by: Masterpiece on 19 May 2015, 05:11
(http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aLPo2MW_460s_v2.jpg)
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Post by: hedgie on 19 May 2015, 05:20
In my experience, gay men are a *lot* more considerate than het men.  The few times I have been in gay bars with a friend from Uni, and guys came on to me, they'd back off after I said "I'm sorry, but I have a girlfriend".  But I've had girlfriends who would say "no, I have a boyfriend", and the guys would still persist on being arseholes.
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Post by: Thrillho on 19 May 2015, 05:42
That's a can of worms in itself, though, people should just back off from 'no' rather than needing to be actually 'taken.'

I recounted on this forum elsewhere how irritated I was that a drunk girl at a bar wanted to kiss me on the cheek and then hug me, and I said no, in the politest terms possible and she wouldn't leave us alone until my mate pointed out my girlfriend was at the bar... at which point she disappeared immediately. Why would she not leave me alone anyway?

Anyway, there are arseholes in all walks of life. Funnily enough I've found gay guys to be more respectful of straight men, but anecdotally seen there be quite a few problems with straight women, although obviously that's only personal experience and not a reflection on any kind of wider scale.
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Post by: Masterpiece on 19 May 2015, 06:31
Unfortunately, the girls in my life also didn't know the meaning of "no".
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 19 May 2015, 09:57
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/63f6552996601fb2d346da729641c770/tumblr_noj2fkdcTg1sp4x0do1_1280.jpg)

(http://41.media.tumblr.com/b320feb018915b1b59e259b93801b0e8/tumblr_nhow8ycm3r1sial0xo1_1280.jpg)

My Garbage Cats Wakes Me Up at 3 AM Everyday (http://grey2scale.itch.io/garbage-cat)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 19 May 2015, 15:06
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/b320feb018915b1b59e259b93801b0e8/tumblr_nhow8ycm3r1sial0xo1_1280.jpg)
(shudders)
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 19 May 2015, 15:07
The worst person for me to be trapped alone with is me.

 :psyduck:
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Post by: Method of Madness on 19 May 2015, 15:10
Same. It's not that I don't like myself, it's just that I don't enjoy my company very much.
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Post by: osaka on 19 May 2015, 15:43
I've learned to live with my company. On the other hand, no gay man has ever complimented me and that makes me kinda sad :(

Although maybe they saw I wasn't interested and decided not to try. I can have that.
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Post by: Masterpiece on 19 May 2015, 16:44
Non-gay men complemented my kissing once. In retrospect, I thought it weird he insisted on his heterodom.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 19 May 2015, 16:51
How did you end up kissing, then?
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Post by: Masterpiece on 19 May 2015, 17:13
I honestly don't remember. According to various sources, I made out with seven people that night. I remember four.
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Post by: Neko_Ali on 19 May 2015, 17:20
I don't mind being alone with myself. After all, I'm pretty awesome. And I like all the things that I like, so I never have a lack of things to do with myself. :)
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Post by: Welu on 19 May 2015, 17:36
I like being alone with myself most of the time (single player games are my ambrosia) the problem is when compulsive thoughts and anxiety joins the party.
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Post by: Kugai on 19 May 2015, 17:40
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzoazPPC7b8
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Post by: Sorflakne on 19 May 2015, 20:01
(http://i.imgur.com/CY2iEfU.jpg)
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Post by: LeeC on 20 May 2015, 11:05
(http://i.imgur.com/rRQRS6p.gif)
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Post by: Neko_Ali on 20 May 2015, 12:09
Well. That was a creepy comic.
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Post by: pwhodges on 20 May 2015, 14:26
(http://i.imgur.com/Ju4398E.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/Aelz3wI.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/V0VIR6r.png)
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Post by: Welu on 20 May 2015, 16:13
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/58a4058b7b46153273ebbef3832ddb0b/tumblr_n5w6byOSkk1qk4j8oo1_400.jpg)
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/a48b09d2599cd6460338bbed8f390aa2/tumblr_n5w6byOSkk1qk4j8oo2_400.jpg)
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Post by: pwhodges on 21 May 2015, 01:00
I offer no explanation...

(http://i.imgur.com/lJVFfJM.jpg)
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Post by: osaka on 21 May 2015, 03:40
His parents wouldn't buy Goat Simulator so he decided to ride an actual goat to gaming.
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Post by: LeeC on 21 May 2015, 05:28
Posting this here for the animation and less for the song.
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Post by: jwhouk on 21 May 2015, 06:23

1.   Cleopatra lived closer to the building of Pizza Hut than she did to the building of the Great Pyramids. The Pyramids were established in 2540 BC. Pizza Hut was created in 1958. Cleopatra was born in 30 BC.
2.   U.S. President John Tyler (10th President) has two living grandsons!! Tyler had a son, Lyon, at 63 years old. Lyon then had two sons at ages 71 and 75... and both of them are currently living.
3.   The last time the Chicago Cubs won a World Series, women did not have the right to vote. The Cubs won in 1908. The women's suffrage movement won in 1920.
4.   More photos are taken every two minutes than were taken in the entire 19th century. The first photograph was taken in 1826.
5.   Your child's TI-83 calculator is more powerful that the computer guiding the Apollo 11 mission. In fact, it's about six times more powerful than the computer responsible for landing on the moon.
6.   Oxford University is older than the Aztec civilization. The Aztecs build Tenochtitlan in 1325. Oxford was established in 1249.
7.   If you were born in 1968 or earlier, the Earth's population has DOUBLED in your lifetime.
8.   Will Smith is now older than Uncle Phil was when "Fresh Prince of Bel Air" debuted on TV. James Avery was 45 when he first played Uncle Phil. Will Smith is now 46.
9.   It took just 66 years to go from the first flight to landing on the moon. The Wright Brothers took to the air in 1903. Apollo 11 landed on the moon in 1969.
10.   Wolly mammoths were still alive when the Pyramids were built. Mammoths went extinct around 1650 BC, 1,000 years after the Pyramids were built!
11.   The fax machine was invented while America was expanding west on the Oregon Trail. The first patent for a fax machine was filed in 1843, the same time frame as the country's westward expansion.
12.   Betty White is ACTUALLY older than sliced bread!! America's favorite actress and comedienne was born in 1922... Six years before Otto Rohwedder invented a machine to commercially slice bread.
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Post by: 94ssd on 21 May 2015, 06:30
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Post by: pwhodges on 21 May 2015, 06:40
5.   Your child's TI-83 calculator is more powerful that the computer guiding the Apollo 11 mission. In fact, it's about six times more powerful than the computer responsible for landing on the moon.

That dates the list nicely - the TI-83 was superseded in 1999.

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6.   Oxford University is older than the Aztec civilization. The Aztecs build Tenochtitlan in 1325. Oxford was established in 1249.

Youngsters!
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Post by: Method of Madness on 21 May 2015, 07:38
Going off #1, the Cubs' last World Series victory (1908) is closer to the Louisiana Purchase (1803) than it is to today (2015).
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 21 May 2015, 13:01
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/65ab47ebff17f51a5fe9c28c9e5afe58/tumblr_nom2b1K1851qztisdo1_500.jpg)

Quote
so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/9ddbe22636520310ab7d5b8a438007a1/tumblr_inline_mmbztbgkOb1qz4rgp.jpg)
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Post by: LeeC on 22 May 2015, 05:54
(http://i.imgur.com/ZL9Ecr2.png)
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Post by: explicit on 22 May 2015, 14:00
(http://cdn77.eatliver.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/pun10.jpg)
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Post by: Pilchard123 on 22 May 2015, 15:32
A variant of something from over in the feels thread:

For sale: baby shoes, never worn. Baby has giant feet. (http://imgur.com/gallery/yG1tv)
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Post by: Akima on 22 May 2015, 15:55
Oxford was established in 1249.
Noobs! The Zhengguo Canal (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zhengguo_Canal) (actually a water-control and irrigation system) was completed in 246BC. It is still in use, though continual dredging over the centuries has changed its route somewhat.
(http://www.cultural-china.com/chinaWH/images/exbig_images/77c773923c361d5186402a3b13f82f98.jpg)
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Post by: hedgie on 22 May 2015, 16:27
Looks gorgeous.
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Post by: LeeC on 22 May 2015, 19:43
(http://i.imgur.com/FOpIY8O.gif)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 22 May 2015, 19:45
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/b3db9eba07df559ba5a8b7ab7b409c41/tumblr_nopzoxLCXR1r3t765o1_1280.gif)
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/7312d348bd87a9f3dba11fa79d4ac385/tumblr_nopzoxLCXR1r3t765o2_1280.gif)
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/e88a84ce24d1e8b7755e971907ee6a56/tumblr_nopzoxLCXR1r3t765o3_1280.gif)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/41cdeef3d1bb674be52eb1ead581d4d4/tumblr_nopzoxLCXR1r3t765o4_1280.gif)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/24715132feffe5416d82b00550a3a44b/tumblr_nopzoxLCXR1r3t765o5_1280.gif)
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Post by: pwhodges on 23 May 2015, 12:41
(http://i.imgur.com/S7g4n1v.jpg)
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Post by: osaka on 23 May 2015, 14:17
That's the weirdest face-swap I've ever seen. And one of the most disturbing ones.

Hehe, "disturbing".

On the other hand, that plane's guaranteed hypersonic xD
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Post by: LeeC on 23 May 2015, 15:37
Found this and had to share!

Actual complaints received by "THOMAS COOK VACATIONS" from dissatisfied customers:
1. "On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food."

2. "They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax."

3. "We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish."

4. "We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our own swimsuits and towels. We assumed it would be included in the price."

5. "The beach was too sandy. We had to clean everything when we returned to our room."

6. "We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as white but it was more yellow."

7. "It's lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Vallartato close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during 'siesta' time -- this should be banned."

8. "No-one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared."

9. "Although the brochure said that there was a fully equipped kitchen, there was no egg-slicer in the drawers."

10. "I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local convenience store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts."

11. "The roads were uneven and bumpy, so we could not read the local guide book during the bus ride to the resort. Because of this, we were unaware of many things that would have made our holiday more fun."

12. "It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It took the Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair."

13. "I compared the size of our one-bedroom suite to our friends' three-bedroom and ours was significantly smaller."

14. "The brochure stated: 'No hairdressers at the resort.' We're trainee hairdressers and we think they knew and made us wait longer for service."

15. "When we were in Spain, there were too many Spanish people there. The receptionist spoke Spanish, the food was Spanish. No one told us that there would be so many foreigners."

16. "We had to line up outside to catch the boat and there was no air-conditioning."

17. "It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel."

18. "I was bitten by a mosquito. The brochure did not mention mosquitoes."

19. "My fiancée and I requested twin-beds when we booked, but instead we were placed in a room with a king bed. We now hold you responsible and want to be re-reimbursed for the fact that I became pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked."

20.  A tourist at a top African game lodge overlooking a waterhole, who spotted a visibly aroused elephant, complained that the sight of this rampant beast ruined his honeymoon by making him feel "inadequate."
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Post by: Kugai on 23 May 2015, 16:35
Those have to be Brits


Right?
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Post by: osaka on 23 May 2015, 17:49
How can people be so stupid?
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Post by: jwhouk on 24 May 2015, 01:08

How can people be so stupid?

NEVER underestimate stupid.
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Post by: hedgie on 24 May 2015, 01:41
Stupidity is the only more abundant element than hydrogen, after all.
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 25 May 2015, 02:17
...and sadly infinitely more renewable.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 25 May 2015, 07:06
Cats first car ride
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/423a673fbe9ddeee56dd52dbe3c97f87/tumblr_nos2dahtgL1ryfenzo1_1280.jpg) (http://41.media.tumblr.com/fdfadc889db6aebf3d152d88887a7a61/tumblr_nos2dahtgL1ryfenzo2_1280.jpg)
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Post by: Neko_Ali on 25 May 2015, 08:20
Those have to be Brits


Right?

It has to be a joke.... Right? Please let it be a joke.
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Post by: osaka on 25 May 2015, 11:02
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/fdfadc889db6aebf3d152d88887a7a61/tumblr_nos2dahtgL1ryfenzo2_1280.jpg)

"THIS MUST BE HOW UNCLE CHESTER FEELS!!!!!"
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Post by: Welu on 26 May 2015, 20:47
That cat is regretting hitting warp speed.
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Post by: osaka on 27 May 2015, 04:11
I wouldn't be too sure. He seems to be enjoying his supersanicsped on the second pic.
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Post by: LeeC on 27 May 2015, 09:39

(http://i.imgur.com/mAlSoAS.jpg)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 27 May 2015, 14:32
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/c69e7cff8cbff481d42ed20fea227374/tumblr_nowuroDjZ21qewacoo1_540.jpg)

(http://images.eurogamer.net/2015/usgamer/vgcnb15-2.png)
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 27 May 2015, 14:39
I didn't think the Jurassic Park theme had words. That means either of 3 things:
1. It has words and I never noticed. Discarded as boring.
2. She's singing the instrumental version... badly. More fun and most likely.
3. She invented her own lyrics to go along with the song and is drunkenly singing those. This is my headcanon.
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Post by: Pilchard123 on 27 May 2015, 14:46
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5z1wXFzVF4
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Post by: Pilchard123 on 28 May 2015, 00:25
(http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--DGezXz4m--/1271105087685246020.png)
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Post by: jwhouk on 28 May 2015, 04:16
Only took 24 hours for that to come about? :lol:
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Post by: Welu on 28 May 2015, 10:28
(https://33.media.tumblr.com/bcfa46a1d080e746c48930cd27b02f79/tumblr_np1j6cjuvi1s02vreo1_400.gif)
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Post by: LeeC on 28 May 2015, 12:50
(http://i.imgur.com/LplfqC6.jpg)
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Post by: Welu on 28 May 2015, 13:40
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Post by: Kugai on 28 May 2015, 14:26
................

What the fuck was that???!!!!
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Post by: 94ssd on 28 May 2015, 14:41
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 28 May 2015, 15:03
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/4138aebf3d83cea2f933ceed5cf86115/tumblr_n985uzhmuY1r6q44to1_r1_1280.png)
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Post by: LeeC on 28 May 2015, 15:38
(http://i.imgur.com/kLKwjqF.png)
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Post by: Akima on 28 May 2015, 15:42
me:  Hey can you pretend this empty Coke can I found outside is a bomb?
him: No.
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Post by: TRVA123 on 28 May 2015, 16:02
(http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2015-05/28/10/enhanced/webdr09/anigif_enhanced-buzz-15853-1432822440-25.gif)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 28 May 2015, 16:17
me:  Hey can you pretend this empty Coke can I found outside is a bomb?
him: No.
Buh?
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Post by: Akima on 28 May 2015, 18:52
What happened to Gus (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6CjCEyAJ2s) (NSFW).
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Post by: Method of Madness on 28 May 2015, 18:59
Now I'm even more confused. Was that related to the Coke thing from before?
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Post by: Akima on 28 May 2015, 19:21
My Coke can posting, and my "What happened to Gus" one, both related to this previous one (https://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,30595.msg1321838.html#msg1321838).  :-(

Have I dissected the frog sufficiently?
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Post by: Method of Madness on 28 May 2015, 19:33
Ahh.
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Post by: jwhouk on 28 May 2015, 20:57
One of my favorite rockers is doing some recording at a studio in Northampton.

I don't think Jeph will be banging down the door to listen to any of the sessions, though. Especially since he's mocked his once-and-former band in the past.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 28 May 2015, 20:58
Care to tell us who it is?
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Post by: jwhouk on 28 May 2015, 21:18
Michael Sweet. He's recording at Spirithouse Studios (https://instagram.com/p/3O7CSzzDya/)


You might know him. He's played lead guitar and vocals for Boston; he just published his autobiography of his days on the road as the lead singer for a heavy metal band.

Oh, and there was this band he and his brother put together. They used to be called "Roxx Regime." You might know them better as Stryper.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 28 May 2015, 21:23
Jeph doesn't like Boston? Blasphemy.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BntN6IYIMAERMkF.jpg)

Was looking at pictures I posted on Twitter and found this from a year ago, if I've shared it here before...oops?

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BiozKZnIAAArvMH.jpg)

Also found this, this was parked near my apartment when I lived in NH.
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Post by: Akima on 28 May 2015, 22:00
That trick never works!
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Post by: osaka on 28 May 2015, 23:11
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BiozKZnIAAArvMH.jpg)

Also found this, this was parked near my apartment when I lived in NH.

I wonder if that'd segfault.
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Post by: 94ssd on 29 May 2015, 17:12
I have discovered what is indisputably the greatest Buzzfeed quiz - http://www.buzzfeed.com/agh/you-think-a-you-smart?utm_term=.dgKGNXlKX&fb_ref=click_share#.xbz07VxnV
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Post by: Akima on 29 May 2015, 17:38
I don't know if Chinese folk-tales about inns where some of the guests were robbed, murdered, and their meat used to make "pork buns" served for dinner, pre-date Sweeney Todd, but it seems to be a universal meme.
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Post by: Neko_Ali on 29 May 2015, 20:38
Well given the era of Sweeney Todd, I can't see how those Chinese folk-tales wouldn't pre-date it by centuries. And yes, I've heard of tales of cannibals and monsters that lure travelers to their death and consumption from all over the world. Japanese myths, Grimm's fairy tales, Native American folk lore...
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Post by: Kugai on 29 May 2015, 23:51
Ya know, when I saw Sweeney Todd in your Post, for some reason all I could think of was this


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D99O6oTJVHo
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 30 May 2015, 06:35
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/16f7386638d47e6fcc8b1dd50bdd7d2f/tumblr_not0okyymQ1qc8jh0o1_540.gif)
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/92f4fff504465a59b5fbacc4b38554eb/tumblr_not0okyymQ1qc8jh0o3_540.gif)
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/736a312a61b6dc1f83a11f7b8dddae6c/tumblr_not0okyymQ1qc8jh0o2_540.gif)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/cc4ec244e6a91eb1ce463ddfb1e7419f/tumblr_not0okyymQ1qc8jh0o4_540.gif)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/0887056e9965ec4ed5ed48cf44888528/tumblr_not0okyymQ1qc8jh0o7_540.gif)
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/84066761cbe36dbc73334c6a966a9b6e/tumblr_not0okyymQ1qc8jh0o5_540.gif)
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/487bd153083586af6b2908e57f321e59/tumblr_not0okyymQ1qc8jh0o6_540.gif)
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Post by: LeeC on 30 May 2015, 08:02
(http://i.imgur.com/bsiD6UG.gif)
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Post by: cesium133 on 30 May 2015, 12:27
http://www.sadanduseless.com/2015/05/pet-store-prank/#y6Of3c3UjMCv3soJ.01

(http://cdn77.sadanduseless.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/pet-store1.jpg)
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Post by: pwhodges on 30 May 2015, 15:04
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 30 May 2015, 18:53
(https://33.media.tumblr.com/bcfa46a1d080e746c48930cd27b02f79/tumblr_np1j6cjuvi1s02vreo1_400.gif)



Quote
Dave Grohl, Kurt Cobain and Krist Novoselic make up 90s grunge band Nirvana. Pictured here in 1990.
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Post by: Kugai on 30 May 2015, 20:23
The bitch is back
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Post by: 94ssd on 31 May 2015, 14:46
If you have Netflix please look up and watch "Example Short X 2997 fps 11 Minute Remote"

You won't regret it.
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Post by: Masterpiece on 31 May 2015, 15:44
The bitch is back
Woo hoo hoo
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Post by: Masterpiece on 31 May 2015, 15:45
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CGXCsmqW0AIrd04.png:large)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 31 May 2015, 15:50
Because texting is less efficient than talking but everyone's convinced it's better, even if there's nothing actually preventing you from talking.
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Post by: LTK on 31 May 2015, 16:32
Except talking to someone whom you cannot see is incredibly mentally taxing and amplifies any social anxiety you might have, not least due to all the nonverbal cues you're not getting, and texting is a huge improvement on all those points.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 31 May 2015, 16:58
Hmm, never thought about it like that.
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Post by: Neko_Ali on 31 May 2015, 18:39
Yeah, I can tell you from experience that comic could be renamed 'Horror stories for people with social anxiety problems'.  I by far prefer to deal with people via text or email than over the phone. When I do have to talk with someone on the phone I keep it as short as possible. The worst was the time I've spent working in call centers, at tech support, customer service or order departments. Nothing like spending 8 hours dealing with angry people on the phone to drive my stress levels through the roof.
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Post by: Akima on 31 May 2015, 19:19
Because texting is less efficient than talking but everyone's convinced it's better, even if there's nothing actually preventing you from talking.
Sometimes it is better. I have texted across a tabletop with people who speak a Chinese dialect that I don't. Written Chinese is pretty standard; spoken, not so much.
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Post by: explicit on 31 May 2015, 21:17
(https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11181829_910547709015239_1728974704173174521_n.jpg?oh=20ae5f567aa2749550ef54864da1e4a3&oe=55F2CC8A)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 31 May 2015, 21:19
(http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20120531.gif)
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Post by: osaka on 01 Jun 2015, 03:17
A problem that almost never appears in Spanish. Even less so in medieval times, when v and b had distinct sounds (now they don't).
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Post by: Thrillho on 01 Jun 2015, 04:12
Yeah, I can tell you from experience that comic could be renamed 'Horror stories for people with social anxiety problems'.  I by far prefer to deal with people via text or email than over the phone. When I do have to talk with someone on the phone I keep it as short as possible. The worst was the time I've spent working in call centers, at tech support, customer service or order departments. Nothing like spending 8 hours dealing with angry people on the phone to drive my stress levels through the roof.

Yeah this is very much the same for me.

Customer service training is a nightmare when you have social anxiety.

Honestly, working in call centres and in customer service has actually helped ease my social anxiety. It's like aversion therapy. When the options are 'have an anxiety attack' and 'fail to pay rent or feed self,' I realise how relatively mild my anxiety issues are when compared to other people's.

But to this day, I need that professional veneer to talk on the phone. If it's not a work call, then unless it's my girlfriend I'm talking to I HAAAAAATE talking on the phone with the fire of a thousand suns.

And I remember watching a video at a customer service training course I went on recently with the 'good customer experience' and the 'bad customer experience.'

The bad one was a dream for me because it was lonely. The good one found this poor bastard being accosted by sales staff at every fucking turn. They had five items in their fictional basket by the end and they'd spoken to nine people. You realise what a nightmare that is for me on a bad day? On a good day I'll chat to the checkout people quite happily, but on a day when I'm so desperate to be left alone that I'll walk 20 minutes out of my way to go to the OTHER Tesco that has automatic scan checkouts rather than actually make eye contact with someone, I don't want someone greeting me at the door, and at the butcher counter on the way past, and at the till, and on the way out, and on every fucking aisle, if I get greeted by some arsehole on every fucking aisle then I'm going to get greeted THIRTY TIMES as a conservative estimate.
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 01 Jun 2015, 04:51
That's what people like. The majority of people at least.

Fuckers.
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Post by: Neko_Ali on 01 Jun 2015, 06:34
I know the check out line/shopping experience too. I know those automated tellers/self checkouts suck in terms of work force since it means one person can oversee up to like a dozen check outs.. that means 11 people out of a job. But for me they are a godsend. No small talk. No dealing with being misgendered. Just scan my stuff, swipe my card and go. When I had access to a car and all night stores (and frankly when it was potentially safer to wander around alone at 2am) I used to love doing what shopping I could in the middle of the night. Usually I was one of the few people there, and those who were working weren't doing greeting... They were to busy stocking shelves and such. Peace and quiet... it was bliss.
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Post by: Welu on 01 Jun 2015, 08:04
Except talking to someone whom you cannot see is incredibly mentally taxing and amplifies any social anxiety you might have, not least due to all the nonverbal cues you're not getting, and texting is a huge improvement on all those points.

I find it so helpful if someone texts before calling, either to ask if I'm free to be on the phone, which is super courteous, or that they're about to call and it is or is not going to be about a big deal, which either lets me not worry because it's not a bad call or to be mentally prepared for a bad call.
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Post by: Neko_Ali on 01 Jun 2015, 08:36
mmm. I always screen my calls. Of course that's as much because everyone who knows me knows better than to call me. So probably about 90% of the calls I do get are someone either trying to sell me something, or a scam. It's good to just go 'nope, I don't know that number' and ignore it, or look it up online to see who it is.
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Post by: Welu on 01 Jun 2015, 09:13
Something I'm still getting used to answering work calls is the five or six sentences of politeness before hand.

"Hello, [work name]."
"Hey, is that Welu?"
"Yep, how can I help?"
"How are you?"
"I'm well, thanks. How are you?"
"I'm well, thank you. HEY, CAN YOU HELP PLEASE?"

I know most people prefer a how are you and I know it's "just polite" but it means I have to spend more time on the phone talking to someone I don't know and we both know they're only ringing because they need something. Not a That Would Be Great If You Could something but a This Needs Done For Both Of Our Jobs To Work something. More often I'm only passing the phone on to someone who they're going to have the exact same conversation with before getting on to what needs to be done. I know this is where I'm weird though and until I realised I'm sure I came across as super rude because I used to get asked how are you and say, "Grand, thanks. What's up?" I could have at least said, "What can I do for you?" :psyduck:

ALSO POINTLESS

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Post by: Pilchard123 on 01 Jun 2015, 12:45
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X21mJh6j9i4
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Post by: Method of Madness on 01 Jun 2015, 14:00
Did someone say PANDA?


(jump to 3:08)
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Post by: LeeC on 01 Jun 2015, 17:47
(http://i.imgur.com/qrGjrow.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/kOaRUdd.jpg)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 01 Jun 2015, 18:12
Genghis Khan, environmentalist.
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Post by: explicit on 01 Jun 2015, 18:26
Hey, I mean, maybe they were all dicks.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 01 Jun 2015, 19:13
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/f1156c20f5e8493f4bc84d459d4e26ad/tumblr_nfshkd2TH21qfdtqno1_1280.jpg)


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The epidemic began on September 13, 2005, when Blizzard introduced a new raid called Zul’Gurub into the game as part of a new update. Its end boss, Hakkar, could affect players by using a debuff called Corrupted Blood, a disease that damages players over time, this one specifically doing significant damage. The disease could be passed on between any nearby characters, and would kill characters with lower levels in a few seconds, while higher level characters could keep themselves alive. It would disappear as time passed or when the character died. Due to a programming error, players’ pets and minions carried the disease out of the raid.

Non-player characters could contract the disease but were asymptomatic to it and could spread it to others.[2] At least three of the game’s servers were affected. The difficulty in killing Hakkar may have limited the spread of the disease. Discussion forum posters described seeing hundreds of bodies lying in the streets of the towns and cities. Deaths in World of Warcraft are not permanent, as characters are resurrected shortly afterward.[3] However, dying in such a way is disadvantageous to the player’s character and incurs inconvenience.[4]
During the epidemic, normal gameplay was disrupted. Player responses varied but resembled real-world behaviors. Some characters with healing abilities volunteered their services, some lower-level characters who could not help would direct people away from infected areas, some characters would flee to uninfected areas, and some characters attempted to spread the disease to others.[2] Players in the game reacted to the disease as if there was real risk to their well-being.[5] Blizzard Entertainment attempted to institute a voluntary quarantine to stem the disease, but it failed, as some players didn’t take it seriously, while others took advantage of the pandemonium.[2] Despite certain security measures, players overcame them by giving the disease to summonable pets.[6] Blizzard was forced to fix the problem by instituting hard resets of the servers and applying quick fixes.[3]

The major towns and cities were abandoned by the population as panic set in and players rushed to evacuate to the relative safety of the countryside, leaving urban areas filled to the brim with corpses, and the city streets literally white with the bones of the dead.[7]
please read the full wikipedia article (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corrupted_Blood_incident)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/2eaa89f396a71b7732e60c95962b44f5/tumblr_inline_nnyk5wvPNn1rf6ii1_500.jpg)
Orgrimmar during the incident.
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Post by: Neko_Ali on 01 Jun 2015, 19:26
The zombie plague outbreak prior to the launch of Wrath of the Lich King had similar effects, but in that case they were absolutely intentional by Blizzard.
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Post by: Sorflakne on 02 Jun 2015, 10:50
The Corrupted Blood event happened literally the week before I first logged onto WoW, so I missed out on the insanity.  However, the zombie invasion was the crowning achievement of Blizz-sponsored events in WoW.  Infecting the aid station and actually killing the Argents was quite a challenge, but we achieved it several times.  Otherwise people whining about the event were the first targets.
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Post by: LeeC on 02 Jun 2015, 12:15
(http://i.imgur.com/D3jTOlF.jpg)
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Post by: pwhodges on 02 Jun 2015, 12:37
Don't pull out in front of a tank. (http://news.sky.com/story/1494560/british-tank-flattens-learner-drivers-car)
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Post by: Neko_Ali on 02 Jun 2015, 13:42
Yeah, first rule of Drive Club. Tanks have the right of way. Always.
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Post by: Akima on 02 Jun 2015, 16:31
"There was no damage to the tank."
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Post by: Sorflakne on 02 Jun 2015, 16:40
Don't pull out in front of a tank. (http://news.sky.com/story/1494560/british-tank-flattens-learner-drivers-car)
I would've expected this to happen in America, not Europe.
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Post by: Kugai on 02 Jun 2015, 16:43
The driver was uninjured but required a change of trousers.
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Post by: explicit on 02 Jun 2015, 18:22
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/lets-get-a-little-crass-for-a-moment-shall-we-37-photos-11.jpg?w=600&h=337)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 02 Jun 2015, 19:54
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/a4251e0fae1a815cf9a120e508e0bfc1/tumblr_nn7rkv3UMJ1r5zq59o1_500.jpg)


(http://36.media.tumblr.com/e0790f29951bb01bf826acb059b1a493/tumblr_nozlv0NvIr1qhm1sto1_500.jpg)


(http://36.media.tumblr.com/8d2cdce0736cb5342baeea97dd6e2c06/tumblr_ngykhijouL1r8d3eho1_500.jpg)
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Post by: Sorflakne on 02 Jun 2015, 19:56
Why are there so many ways to prepare a dog?

(http://geekologie.com/2015/05/27/hotdogs-from-around-the-world.jpg)

A shame that I don't like 90%+ of the ingredients used for the dogs, some of these look tasty.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 02 Jun 2015, 20:15
I like most of the ingredients but I don't like ketchup, mustard or mayo. Or tomatoes.
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Post by: Masterpiece on 03 Jun 2015, 02:20
Germany has more than just Frankfurters. That list would be heresy for any wurst-enthusiast here.
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Post by: osaka on 03 Jun 2015, 04:22
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/lets-get-a-little-crass-for-a-moment-shall-we-37-photos-11.jpg?w=600&h=337)

If you made the survey on XBox Live, those answers would also include that at least 75% of them were with your mom last night.
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Post by: LeeC on 03 Jun 2015, 04:45
(http://i.imgur.com/Krd3CHX.jpg)
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Post by: LeeC on 03 Jun 2015, 18:04
(http://i.imgur.com/i5xCAXV.jpg)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 03 Jun 2015, 18:45

It's long, but holy shit, so worth watching. (Especially Welu and Thrillhouse)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 03 Jun 2015, 20:05
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Post by: Thrillho on 04 Jun 2015, 03:05

It's long, but holy shit, so worth watching. (Especially Welu and Thrillhouse)

This has been circulating for a while but I haven't bothered watching it yet because I saw some gifs about Cena and it suggested it was the same usual smarky opinions.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 04 Jun 2015, 04:41
Cena's reenactor* only shows up for a little bit, it's basically a hilarious reenactment of HHH's entire career and a response to people who say "wrestling isn't real".

The core message is something like "wrestling isn't wrestling, it's a show about wrestling."

(click to show/hide)

*no idea of this is the right word
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Post by: Thrillho on 04 Jun 2015, 05:52
Triple H's fluctuating reputation is quite hilarious. '99-'01 he was an IWC golden boy, then he became loathed '02-'06, then he became slightly less hated thanks to Cena being loathed by mid-'06 until '11/'12 when fans were getting a bit ambivalent, then he turned heel but paradoxically is well loved because of his involvement in NXT.

Weird, weird thing.
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Post by: LeeC on 04 Jun 2015, 08:39
(http://i.imgur.com/K6IplQa.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/brwjKdO.jpg)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 04 Jun 2015, 15:17
ONE ADULT MOVIE TICKET TO A RATED-R MOVIE, PLEASE.

(I do hope the one on the bottom is the one who asked)

Thrillhouse, did you watch it yet?
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 04 Jun 2015, 15:34
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/6d977ef2c04f083d399df58155585f17/tumblr_np45nzUQot1u2ybvgo1_1280.jpg)


(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CGsIadNVAAAeoaM.jpg:large)
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Post by: Welu on 04 Jun 2015, 16:25

It's long, but holy shit, so worth watching. (Especially Welu and Thrillhouse)

My brother showed me this a while ago. We had to bring the laptop in another room to finish watching when Da overheard the line about the "Dicksucker t-shirt".
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Post by: LeeC on 05 Jun 2015, 05:52
(http://i.imgur.com/llLYpEx.gif)
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Post by: pwhodges on 05 Jun 2015, 13:37
(http://i363.photobucket.com/albums/oo74/KoolLink7/null_38.jpg)
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Post by: Masterpiece on 05 Jun 2015, 13:49
Are these true?!

(http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aLPyW15_460s_v2.jpg)
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Post by: The Seldom Killer on 05 Jun 2015, 14:28
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lincoln%E2%80%93Kennedy_coincidences_urban_legend (http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lincoln%E2%80%93Kennedy_coincidences_urban_legend)
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Post by: Masterpiece on 05 Jun 2015, 15:32
Thanks, The Seldom Killer.
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Post by: pwhodges on 06 Jun 2015, 11:00
(http://i363.photobucket.com/albums/oo74/KoolLink7/null.jpg_30.gif)
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Post by: Loki on 06 Jun 2015, 11:56
(http://i.imgur.com/CY2iEfU.jpg)
This is a comic version of eg this video (warning, scary):
which in turn is based on this Reddit post:
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1iwylh/what_is_the_best_horror_story_you_can_come_up/cb91qm2
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Post by: LeeC on 06 Jun 2015, 20:45
(http://i.imgur.com/BypuV6O.gif)

all of them...yes ALL of them...
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrI0gBzfVz_cLeCn4bMJzZg (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrI0gBzfVz_cLeCn4bMJzZg)



(click to show/hide)

(Spoilered the broken imgur links -Method)
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Post by: Schmee on 07 Jun 2015, 00:05
(http://i.imgur.com/6rZQ3B5.gif)
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Post by: Neko_Ali on 07 Jun 2015, 05:40
nnggggghhhh Those are mean, Lee...
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Post by: cesium133 on 07 Jun 2015, 07:53
(http://i363.photobucket.com/albums/oo74/KoolLink7/null.jpg_30.gif)
Seeing this makes me wonder how many broken glasses and spilled beers occurred before the correct PID settings were found.
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Post by: osaka on 08 Jun 2015, 02:26
https://vine.co/v/ehrpnnDmK9z
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Post by: LeeC on 08 Jun 2015, 05:33
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: Pilchard123 on 08 Jun 2015, 11:50
(http://i.imgur.com/X1SX5Db.gif)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 08 Jun 2015, 12:39
Quote
Quote
In Japan, radiation creates monsters (Godzilla) and in America radiation creates superheroes

Shockingly, it’s almost like Japan and America have very different narratives surrounding nuclear fallout. Now, if we all think very very hard, maybe someone could think of why this might be.
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Post by: Masterpiece on 09 Jun 2015, 03:08
http://www.fallen.io/ww2/ (http://www.fallen.io/ww2/)
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Post by: Welu on 10 Jun 2015, 15:51
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/97ccb791c915252b1ced0d113673c6c1/tumblr_npprwvZHuC1t95h1uo1_500.png)
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Post by: Kugai on 10 Jun 2015, 16:42
Human, you are unworthy of me
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 11 Jun 2015, 10:33
(https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/11403482_10153972616047738_6454088300127847602_n.jpg?oh=2706ec3ffb55e764f881332a5fc8ca55&oe=56034BCA)
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Post by: osaka on 11 Jun 2015, 10:54
Rocket Rigby? I see no way that can go wrong at all.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 11 Jun 2015, 12:40
(https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/11403482_10153972616047738_6454088300127847602_n.jpg?oh=2706ec3ffb55e764f881332a5fc8ca55&oe=56034BCA)

Crap, now I'm wondering who the rest of the Regular Show crew would be
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Post by: LeeC on 11 Jun 2015, 12:47
I havn't seen whats up yet but:
(http://i.imgur.com/ztUI7iN.gif)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 11 Jun 2015, 12:59
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/c4d9b20831a002d3abe575d0657c2bdb/tumblr_njxpvaXfai1s2i16to1_400.jpg)
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Post by: The Seldom Killer on 11 Jun 2015, 23:30
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: Sorflakne on 12 Jun 2015, 00:48
(http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/Clarkryang/Gatehouse/p1040789.jpg)

That is just the gatehouse of a custom-build castle...
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Post by: Method of Madness on 12 Jun 2015, 04:26
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Post by: pwhodges on 12 Jun 2015, 04:27
(http://i.imgur.com/KygzOGg.jpg)
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Post by: Welu on 12 Jun 2015, 10:31
That took a few watches for it to makes sense to me.
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Post by: pwhodges on 12 Jun 2015, 11:15
Vote for me!
(click to show/hide)
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Post by: Masterpiece on 12 Jun 2015, 11:48
Caption: "My god! What did you eat!?"

(http://i.imgur.com/OIbHske.png)
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Post by: Masterpiece on 12 Jun 2015, 12:08
This is the best collection of Tumblr posts ever. (http://imgur.com/a/OwHNu?gallery)
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Post by: osaka on 12 Jun 2015, 12:45
The official twitter account of Sonic the Hedgehog is shitposting intensely right now and for the past few days. It's getting to ridiculous levels.
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Post by: LeeC on 12 Jun 2015, 15:07
(http://i.imgur.com/s0UC4r9.jpg)
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Post by: Kugai on 12 Jun 2015, 16:53
(http://i.imgur.com/KygzOGg.jpg)


Ackack AckackACK ack ack
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 13 Jun 2015, 13:38
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/8943f20527a4e6c389a4e9163fd1597d/tumblr_nprihcZ5tt1qi4qiho1_1280.gif)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 13 Jun 2015, 19:17
(https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/1383224_843996745649123_8685980016368112465_n.jpg?oh=b7642bdeb0c397faecf8f5cd82e0bbe3&oe=56294671)

wut
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Post by: osaka on 14 Jun 2015, 06:25
On the other hand, YOLO Juliet feels perfectly spot-on as a title.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 14 Jun 2015, 07:19
Speaking of, the woman that made this is pretty awesome
(http://textsfromjaneeyre.com/images/texts-from-jane-eyre-3d.png)


(http://36.media.tumblr.com/1feccf416ef30b10bb28e82128cc5609/tumblr_nnzl9sKLoX1typl03o1_500.jpg)
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Post by: Thrillho on 14 Jun 2015, 09:25
This is the best collection of Tumblr posts ever. (http://imgur.com/a/OwHNu?gallery)

Some of these were quite amusing, but the Woody one had me in stitches.
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Post by: cesium133 on 14 Jun 2015, 09:28
The official twitter account of Sonic the Hedgehog is shitposting intensely right now and for the past few days. It's getting to ridiculous levels.
Shitposting?  :?
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Post by: pwhodges on 14 Jun 2015, 09:59
The term is surely somewhat obvious?  Specifically, I see it used most often for making large numbers of essentially content-free posts.
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Post by: LTK on 14 Jun 2015, 10:35
I'm buying travel insurance and their policy has a special clause that says they will not pay out if I have an accident related to or caused by a nuclear reaction. What.
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Post by: cesium133 on 14 Jun 2015, 10:38
I'm buying travel insurance and their policy has a special clause that says they will not pay out if I have an accident related to or caused by a nuclear reaction. What.
"Well, you see, the electrical utility that powers the airport uses nuclear power, so we're not responsible for anything that happens."

The term is surely somewhat obvious?  Specifically, I see it used most often for making large numbers of essentially content-free posts.

Oh, okay. So, what I do, then.
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 14 Jun 2015, 10:57
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/ca4e628d31a8100f9785f2b4852a558f/tumblr_inline_nlo8ldrsKG1rmjfeo_500.jpg)
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Post by: osaka on 14 Jun 2015, 11:42
Oh, okay. So, what I do, then.

If you're a sonic fan and want to see some sanic memes, you should head over to twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog (http://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog). You might even see a promotional poster for HL3&K.

Else, you could just not care about my passing remark.
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Post by: LeeC on 14 Jun 2015, 14:49
(http://i.imgur.com/03aV19C.gif)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 14 Jun 2015, 17:28
The term is surely somewhat obvious?  Specifically, I see it used most often for making large numbers of essentially content-free posts.
Wait, what? I assumed "shitposting" meant "talking shit", or insulting people. (I haven't looked at the link)

Edit:
This is the best collection of Tumblr posts ever. (http://imgur.com/a/OwHNu?gallery)
I READ ALL OF THESE THEY ARE AMAZING
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Post by: pwhodges on 14 Jun 2015, 23:18
The term is surely somewhat obvious?  Specifically, I see it used most often for making large numbers of essentially content-free posts.
Wait, what? I assumed "shitposting" meant "talking shit", or insulting people.

That would also work, but the more common usage IME is referring to shitting all over the thread/forum/whatever.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 15 Jun 2015, 04:50
That's probably what it means, I just meant the meaning clearly wasn't obvious.
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Post by: LeeC on 15 Jun 2015, 12:12
(http://i.imgur.com/8SwfDGM.png)


(http://i.imgur.com/UP86C9q.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/QMRABfN.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/i8vwqO0.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/x4ZlwUO.gif)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 15 Jun 2015, 14:15
Quote from: Lee's post
(http://i.imgur.com/x4ZlwUO.gif)
Quote from: Cow (translated)
FREE BIRD!
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Post by: Kugai on 15 Jun 2015, 14:31
Cows With Guns
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Post by: 94ssd on 15 Jun 2015, 16:27
(https://scontent-atl1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/p720x720/11403221_1590842774537930_6054883487104616605_n.jpg?oh=815ae303cefba105ade0509996743f8f&oe=55FBA228)
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Post by: cesium133 on 15 Jun 2015, 16:30
The video version of the GIFs above:

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Post by: Sorflakne on 15 Jun 2015, 21:16
(http://i.imgur.com/GGid7zt.jpg)

I slew that monster.  And his friend, Car Payments.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 15 Jun 2015, 21:24
I'm two years away from slaying car payments, but student loans? Hahahahaha that's decades away.
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Post by: cesium133 on 15 Jun 2015, 21:27
I lucked out. Got a full scholarship as an undergrad, worked as a research assistant for grad school, and now I don't have any student loans...
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Post by: Method of Madness on 15 Jun 2015, 21:49
I went to a cheap state school for undergrad, my loans are for my two (so far) attempts at grad school in fields I realized I didn't want to pursue (education and law). Hopefully third time's a charm, since I'll be taking loans out for this one too when I start next year.
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Post by: The Seldom Killer on 16 Jun 2015, 23:23
I took out a loan in my first year of university. I failed and decided not to return. Instead I took up a series of menial and degrading jobs and consistently earned under the repayment threshold. I then started moving around a lot and even changed countries a couple of times. In all of this, the government seems to have lost track of me.

Mind you, I can't help but think that they aren't really looking that hard. I have a passport, driving license, a consistent history of paying tax, have frequently mithered my Member of Parliament on petty issues. Oh, and I've worked for multiple departments of central government and at one time had the privilege of being a named individual on a key interdepartmental policy document that was issued to the Treasury and Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs.
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 17 Jun 2015, 02:07
I didn't go to college. I'm happy with how my life turned out as a result. No hole to dig myself out of, so I'm able to save my surplus pay, and at the age of 39, I have $55k in various assets (CDs, IRA, bank account, etc).
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Post by: hedgie on 17 Jun 2015, 03:36
Apparently, more USians are going to University in Germany because it's free, even for non-Germans, and they now have programmes that are entirely in English.  Part of me is thinking to do it to finish my education, just because it'd be less expensive than doing it in any habitable place in the US.
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 17 Jun 2015, 09:46
... that's insane. The roadblocks americans have to hurdle before going to university ... insane. Incomprehensible to me.
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Post by: Neko_Ali on 17 Jun 2015, 10:07
They aren't being viewed as roadblocks though. As companies push for having degrees and internships for nearly every job, people see those going to college as ways to make money. Hence they are willing to give out student loans like candy, knowing it will put those students in pretty much life-long debt at this point. All the while pushing for the 'necessity' to go to university. They want you there, so they can put  you in debt to them. Just one more example of how in the US citizens are viewed as commodities and not you know.. people or valuable resources. Something to be used and used until broken and expended, then discarded.
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Post by: Kugai on 17 Jun 2015, 14:47
And that's what's wrong with the education system in the States and why you are falling behind in certain fields because of it.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 17 Jun 2015, 18:49
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/fcaf0d7e79bbd8e5a9136a51f1a40c43/tumblr_na2mtk8UuR1rhol3qo1_1280.jpg)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/c23d9393dd550d865288352945a08f60/tumblr_na2mtk8UuR1rhol3qo2_1280.jpg)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/8ff450fdea2077ae23d7e846c2b7264f/tumblr_na2mtk8UuR1rhol3qo3_1280.jpg)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/935a58b5c3ae2370c3fad9180632a68c/tumblr_na2mtk8UuR1rhol3qo4_1280.jpg)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/1515f05cc2d46deae0d2e8d2ca76e4a5/tumblr_na2mtk8UuR1rhol3qo5_1280.jpg)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/8a4bca71ab1f38b22c4f838c6bc6a44e/tumblr_na2mtk8UuR1rhol3qo6_1280.jpg)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 17 Jun 2015, 21:00
1. What's that from?
2. Separate images make it difficult to show people >_<
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Post by: K1dmor on 17 Jun 2015, 21:09
 It's from "The hero Yoshihiko and the Demon king's castle".
 He looks like Rufio from Hook (http://neverpedia.com/wiki/images/thumb/c/cc/Rufio-full.jpg/250px-Rufio-full.jpg) though.
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Post by: Kugai on 17 Jun 2015, 22:18
https://www.facebook.com/949wolx/photos/a.315965175279.192901.314328840279/10153137806105280/?type=1
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Post by: LeeC on 18 Jun 2015, 06:57
(http://i.imgur.com/IRqDdHR.png)
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Post by: Sorflakne on 18 Jun 2015, 09:54
Could be an angle from Robin's viewpoint looking at another bill from the same batch.

(https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/1506648_10152111410227939_5259299079283939311_n.jpg?oh=8da3d892379d5c2814602827c007e42f&oe=562F5DAA)
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Post by: LeeC on 18 Jun 2015, 12:24
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Post by: Akima on 18 Jun 2015, 16:45
Abe Lincoln in a turtleneck looks a little like Captain Haddock. I'm now imagining him shouting "Billions of blue blistering barnacles!" at Jeff Davis.
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Post by: Masterpiece on 18 Jun 2015, 17:35
I love this.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 18 Jun 2015, 19:51
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/33a28a0ad03d14fc5c142d430a6f476f/tumblr_mvjpxi79Tf1sn3f24o1_1280.jpg)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/7cd05dd0efc5af6e48337cd578cd2ebc/tumblr_mvjpxi79Tf1sn3f24o2_1280.jpg)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/e5e630b67746cf33c258b10fdbc2524c/tumblr_mvjpxi79Tf1sn3f24o3_1280.jpg)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/c74ca82c93bf51f5118e62fd4b2d94a1/tumblr_mvjpxi79Tf1sn3f24o4_1280.jpg)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/e17ce74203a31b8493d971d3c9164645/tumblr_mvjpxi79Tf1sn3f24o5_1280.jpg)
(http://36.media.tumblr.com/9f514417466ce9ff1ba8bc8e37a3223c/tumblr_mvjpxi79Tf1sn3f24o6_1280.jpg)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/3c5bf44a39461fc8119440d391ffe623/tumblr_mvjpxi79Tf1sn3f24o7_1280.jpg)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/6a0ccef26f5e4f52ce8232abb852a2dd/tumblr_mvjpxi79Tf1sn3f24o8_1280.jpg)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 18 Jun 2015, 22:02
Damn it, I didn't expect to check this thread and end up sad :(
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Post by: Kugai on 19 Jun 2015, 00:59
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f50/Kugai2/Memes/TheHorror.jpg)
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Post by: Thrillho on 19 Jun 2015, 01:03
Sometimes people post stuff on here and - admittedly, this is the pointless thread, but; I have no idea what the point of that was originally. It wasn't a particularly revelatory story, didn't have any real beats to it, it just sort of occurs and ends.
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Post by: Orbert on 19 Jun 2015, 08:38
Sometimes that's all there is, though, especially with short stories.  Someone gets an idea, usually a "what if...?" kinda thing, then fleshes out a few details, and that's what you get.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 19 Jun 2015, 09:15
Yeah, but ever since the sad pointless thread was created I figured stuff like this would go there. Oh well.
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Post by: LeeC on 19 Jun 2015, 11:52
Vibia Sabina, Wife of the Great Roman Emperor Hadrian.
(http://i.imgur.com/uzMS7tU.jpg)

I see some similarities but its far from a perfect match (especially the nose).
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Post by: Welu on 20 Jun 2015, 13:28
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/cd8495137ec4002c7ffb982d184d944b/tumblr_nq0tzoTUoJ1tlb56zo1_400.gif)
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Post by: Kugai on 20 Jun 2015, 15:56
There's always one in the Flock
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 20 Jun 2015, 16:17
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/122e76207e57de0d63bdc06abea070c7/tumblr_nq0oo6lxaC1rk5nd8o1_1280.jpg)

Still my favorite quote about Teddy Roosevelt
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/70d00c2774084171f434bba787380f21/tumblr_nq1zuuHgrZ1rhavdko1_500.png)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/dd76fc21071b503a4efa284bfe65f5a7/tumblr_inline_nq20bkWXAo1qjbjjg_400.jpg)


Quote
(http://36.media.tumblr.com/e445603a9fddfbbf767fa1ed55cff405/tumblr_npg6puYjFD1qj0u2io1_1280.jpg)
idk what this ad is actually saying but it SURE AS HELL sounds like 50 stray dogs are going to eat the 43-year-old remains of pet groomer jenny baxter at 5 pm today
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Post by: Akima on 21 Jun 2015, 15:22
There's always one in the Flock
Come the sheep revolution, collaborators will be first against the wall.
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Post by: Kugai on 21 Jun 2015, 15:24
Baaaaaa humbuuug
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Post by: pwhodges on 22 Jun 2015, 07:30
(http://i.imgur.com/SZ4hY40.jpg)
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Post by: LeeC on 22 Jun 2015, 12:49
(http://i.imgur.com/hyiIhip.gif)
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Post by: Welu on 23 Jun 2015, 00:23
I want that Psyduck painting!!
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Post by: LeeC on 23 Jun 2015, 04:14


(http://i.imgur.com/EzdlvIU.jpg)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 23 Jun 2015, 09:47
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Post by: LeeC on 24 Jun 2015, 05:04
(http://i.imgur.com/xg1KzJ2.png)

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It has become quite a popular joke that Mad Max takes place in our time and is really just what happens when Australians get lost in the outback.
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Post by: pwhodges on 24 Jun 2015, 06:43
(http://i.imgur.com/XblobQ7.gif)
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Post by: 94ssd on 24 Jun 2015, 08:14

(http://www.quickmeme.com/img/bd/bd2db146741d60661d6eb7e4687db20d47eec41c2b0deb972cc3e5b56f85f1b3.jpg)
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Post by: LeeC on 24 Jun 2015, 08:29
Saw them live about a year ago in B-more.  Was pretty rad.
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Post by: 94ssd on 24 Jun 2015, 08:38
Saw them live about a year ago in B-more.  Was pretty rad.

I just love the coordinated lightning display in the video.
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Post by: Sorflakne on 24 Jun 2015, 10:08
(http://i.imgur.com/P4Nuoy3.jpg)
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Post by: mustang6172 on 24 Jun 2015, 18:18
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Post by: 94ssd on 24 Jun 2015, 21:55
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Post by: Akima on 25 Jun 2015, 02:46
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It has become quite a popular joke that Mad Max takes place in our time and is really just what happens when Australians get lost in the outback.
The joke down here is that the original Road Warrior was an Australian driver-instruction film...
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Post by: LeeC on 25 Jun 2015, 14:17
Oddly enough I have yet to see Mad Max 1..... :oops:

(http://i.imgur.com/Lrmqd1p.gif)


some deep thoughts:
http://imgur.com/gallery/kIxiN (http://imgur.com/gallery/kIxiN)
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Post by: SubaruStephen on 25 Jun 2015, 16:56
Oddly enough I have yet to see Mad Max 1..... :oops:

Heh, I just bought it on DVD yesterday. 8-)
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Post by: LeeC on 26 Jun 2015, 04:18
If Disney princesses had living moms (http://imgur.com/gallery/HRgnA)

your daily dose of d'aww (http://imgur.com/gallery/n5iOc72)

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Post by: Akima on 26 Jun 2015, 15:24
Just another way in which Hua Mulan does not belong among Disney princesses.
(http://i.imgur.com/FmjEy8R.jpg)
Dad, Mum, Grandma... Family!
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Post by: LeeC on 26 Jun 2015, 19:05
Honestly Mulan isnt the only Disney princess with intact parents. Aurora, Merida, Rapunzel. Shoot there are probably more and I just can't think of them.  The most heart breaking family death explanation of any Disney movie character is Lilo for me.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 26 Jun 2015, 19:08
And unless I'm forgetting one, the laziest one has to be Frozen. THEIR PARENTS DIED ON THEIR WAY BACK TO THEIR HOME PLANET.
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Post by: LeeC on 26 Jun 2015, 19:10
And unless I'm forgetting one, the laziest one has to be Frozen. THEIR PARENTS DIED ON THEIR WAY BACK TO THEIR HOME PLANET.

Nah they were killed by a Cheetah in Africa and their baby was raised by gorillas.

(http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_latd7qgGkh1qbjt0jo1_500.gif)
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Post by: cesium133 on 26 Jun 2015, 19:11
And unless I'm forgetting one, the laziest one has to be Frozen. THEIR PARENTS DIED ON THEIR WAY BACK TO THEIR HOME PLANET.
(http://www.leonardpierce.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/poochie.png)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 26 Jun 2015, 19:22
(Yes, that was the reference I was making)
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Post by: cesium133 on 26 Jun 2015, 19:26
Wait, so they don't actually die on the way back to their home planet? (I've never seen the movie)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 26 Jun 2015, 19:29
I mean...maybe? It shows their boat go off into a storm and the movie's all "BTW THEY'RE DEAD NOW" and then it cuts to quite a few years later.
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Post by: Neko_Ali on 26 Jun 2015, 19:34
Nah, they were going to visit the wedding of Rapunzel and their ship sank into Ariel's ocean. People want to link them to being Tarzan's parents too, but... Wrong time period, and to far to travel, from northern European seas to the coast of Africa.
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Post by: cesium133 on 26 Jun 2015, 19:50
I had been considering putting this in the National Anthems thread in DISCUSS, but that thread hasn't been posted to in over a year, so here's every national anthem in the world:

4

(https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/s526x395/10561750_465661120260408_682543569788739234_n.png?oh=dc110ad7e5070d94815d36a2e824d74d&oe=5625EC39)
(Translation: "It's awesome that you are interested in Rayleigh scattering.")

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Post by: Sorflakne on 28 Jun 2015, 22:52
It is apparently possible to shred airplanes. (toward the end.  sped up video makes diesel engine sounds grating) (https://www.facebook.com/RealAirPower/videos/549616928509512/)
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Post by: pwhodges on 29 Jun 2015, 03:06
(http://i.imgur.com/1FvuYY3.gif)
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Post by: LeeC on 29 Jun 2015, 10:40
(http://i.imgur.com/A5oCbYr.jpg)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 29 Jun 2015, 12:20
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/e3eabb41986e155587c5dd0a2c32c817/tumblr_nprk04cmpT1u3huezo1_1280.jpg)

(http://40.media.tumblr.com/3c6f2edb233fdd5e41515d80bf600149/tumblr_n2vj6uyOCO1sj2poio1_1280.jpg)
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Post by: Akima on 29 Jun 2015, 15:45
Rainbows are caused by Rayleigh scattering of sunlight in the atmosphere by raindrops. Different colors of light scatter off the raindrops differently, causing the colors to split.
I don't think this is correct. Rayleigh scattering (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rayleigh_scattering) occurs when light is scattered by particles much smaller than the wavelength of light, which is not true of raindrops. Rayleigh scattering is responsible for the fact that the sky looks blue, and for the sun looking red at sunrise and sunset, but not for rainbows. Rainbows (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rainbow) are caused by differential refraction of light within raindrops.

Disclaimer: It is a long time since I studied optics for HSC physics, so I could be wrong on the details.
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Post by: cesium133 on 29 Jun 2015, 15:49
You're correct; I was thinking of the explanation for why the sky is blue. I'll have to inform the Brazilian physicists on Facebook where I got that image from that their image is wrong...
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Post by: LeeC on 30 Jun 2015, 11:09
Take a stroll down memory lane


Also just placing this here for future use...
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/b3bb5d253e6109ec3aba864025f29209/tumblr_nqj8lb2QiJ1s2wio8o1_500.gif)


(http://i.imgur.com/HJqk85Y.gif)
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Post by: cesium133 on 01 Jul 2015, 14:51
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CI2lxW-WwAAIbLa.jpg)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 01 Jul 2015, 15:00
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/07d2f7fcfb45a705132d4e3431cabd6b/tumblr_nqpp22ojaT1r01jsno2_1280.png)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/c9a0e3dd8ec9685bcbadb29da8a0912a/tumblr_nqpp22ojaT1r01jsno1_1280.png)


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(http://36.media.tumblr.com/72acbfcb1933b6ae192cb421f266ec37/tumblr_nn369wvBhj1qbc3qpo1_1280.jpg)
I’m looking for wolf reference photos but I’ve never been so afraid
Neither has that other wolf, apparently. Jesus fucking christ


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Post by: Neko_Ali on 01 Jul 2015, 15:09
Welcome to John Carpenter's "The Thing".
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Post by: osaka on 01 Jul 2015, 17:29
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/07d2f7fcfb45a705132d4e3431cabd6b/tumblr_nqpp22ojaT1r01jsno2_1280.png)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/c9a0e3dd8ec9685bcbadb29da8a0912a/tumblr_nqpp22ojaT1r01jsno1_1280.png)

Taels always the optimistic.
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Post by: LeeC on 02 Jul 2015, 09:50
Vegeta has a crisis (http://imgur.com/gallery/cZ8Gg) after Bulma says "I love you"
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Post by: Method of Madness on 02 Jul 2015, 10:24
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Post by: LeeC on 02 Jul 2015, 10:51
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Thats why he's like "Oh shit!"

Here have some more
Vegeta is a dad (http://imgur.com/gallery/iQmRR)
Vegeta with Bunny (http://imgur.com/gallery/xiS3i)
Vegeta's new armor (http://imgur.com/gallery/Ef6qx)
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Post by: Welu on 02 Jul 2015, 11:42
It sort of reminds me of Dr. Cox and Jordan. Like yeah, we have children that we raise together and I want to spend the rest of my life with you but you know, I don't really like you.  :roll:
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Post by: Welu on 02 Jul 2015, 12:53
Double post.

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Post by: LeeC on 02 Jul 2015, 13:05
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Post by: Method of Madness on 02 Jul 2015, 16:55
(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/11693824_604939062982139_2066564348934305666_n.jpg?oh=d6fc84ccedd54cd27a11fe8f7a4210ec&oe=562AF290)

It's funny tragic because it's true.
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Post by: Kugai on 02 Jul 2015, 19:50
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY4y0dOjjNQ
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 03 Jul 2015, 05:02
(http://36.media.tumblr.com/0c6c8236de5828bee63c5f16774a27aa/tumblr_nbebqw8xgs1rig09go1_1280.jpg)

very Acme safe.
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Post by: Welu on 03 Jul 2015, 10:27
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Post by: Neko_Ali on 03 Jul 2015, 10:39
That was different...
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Post by: Kugai on 03 Jul 2015, 17:01
................









*Shrugs and walks off slowly*
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Post by: SubaruStephen on 03 Jul 2015, 17:29
Man, I really hope that's her house....things could get awkward if it's the wrong address. I once accidentally walked into my neighbor's apt (right after moving in)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 03 Jul 2015, 19:33
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Post by: LeeC on 03 Jul 2015, 20:19
More  Bulma Vegeta (http://imgur.com/gallery/gxMYD)
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Post by: Welu on 06 Jul 2015, 11:07
This is one of my most favourite things ever.

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Post by: Neko_Ali on 06 Jul 2015, 11:18
That was certainly something.  :-D
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Post by: cesium133 on 06 Jul 2015, 12:17
http://www.ibnlive.com/news/tech/heres-how-googles-deepdream-tool-is-transforming-images-into-surreal-artwork-1016361.html  :psyduck:

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CJAWs9TWIAEsLwQ.jpg)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 06 Jul 2015, 13:39
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Post by: Kugai on 06 Jul 2015, 13:50
@ Welu



I ......................









*Sticks hands in pockets ans walks off*
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Post by: LeeC on 06 Jul 2015, 14:53
(http://i.imgur.com/YV3P6AL.jpg)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 06 Jul 2015, 18:43
@ Welu



I ......................









*Sticks hands in pockets ans walks off*

Reminds me of Babymetal


(http://41.media.tumblr.com/d16da0e574d29bff5654d5a13247c17f/tumblr_np1c8aVWLf1rti241o1_1280.jpg)
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Post by: Akima on 07 Jul 2015, 02:45
Reminds me of Babymetal
Galvanic Lolita?

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Post by: Welu on 07 Jul 2015, 03:50
I sincerely love these bands so much. Happy cute metal hits a lot of my happy buttons.
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Post by: SubaruStephen on 07 Jul 2015, 17:03
Tsundere Shark

(http://giant.gfycat.com/GlossySmallBlacklemur.gif)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 07 Jul 2015, 18:54
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/8d4c5aa20a6e2e796565a931aec13a05/tumblr_nqinpnFVBw1qcwtoho1_400.png)
(http://36.media.tumblr.com/8a75142c5b269515fd2c4dab0b1736e7/tumblr_nqinpnFVBw1qcwtoho2_400.png)
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ayn rand failing to understand that sesame street is for young children
god this is missing the best part
JIM HENSON
I think Ms. Rand and my character Oscar the Grouch would have a lot to talk about actually. I am laughing out loud at this idea.

AYN RAND
Why would I want to talk to him. What has he achieved or trying to achieve.

JIM HENSON
He has achieved what I think is the ultimate goal of your way of thinking.


(http://41.media.tumblr.com/3ed1deb8a7dd822064626c41a5660cf9/tumblr_nofdzzR9hB1qgkw0po1_1280.jpg)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/ae35b5b511b69f0a4de58c2625ffbf8d/tumblr_nofdzzR9hB1qgkw0po2_1280.jpg)
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my roommate’s cat is named ‘muffin purrfect angel’ and i’m pretty sure she is the right hand of satan.
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Post by: LeeC on 08 Jul 2015, 04:49
(http://i.imgur.com/6RUhsCf.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/pRn8649.png)
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Post by: Akima on 08 Jul 2015, 15:28
In the original Road Warrior, he lived in Australia. Oh, wait...  :laugh:
(http://i.imgur.com/9d1vBnp.jpg)
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Post by: Thrillho on 09 Jul 2015, 01:09
I love Danny. He is a personal hero of mine.
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Post by: LeeC on 09 Jul 2015, 04:26
The page is called Art of manliness but I think its more Art of Awesome Shit (http://imgur.com/gallery/5uvqz)

(http://i.imgur.com/RC3fKuP.jpg)


____________

(http://i.imgur.com/yvmRiTO.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/1wVRi.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/fAgaD.jpg)

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Post by: Blue Kitty on 09 Jul 2015, 09:40
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/7416238988aed803221f246040ac932a/tumblr_noaodjyEkn1tq7az6o1_400.gif)
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Post by: LeeC on 09 Jul 2015, 12:35
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Post by: Welu on 09 Jul 2015, 15:44
(https://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdygm3uten1rjdfzto1_400.gif)

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Post by: Welu on 10 Jul 2015, 08:52
GuineeeEEEEEEE pigs!
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Post by: Pilchard123 on 10 Jul 2015, 10:10

Not shown: Dan and Arin produce 5 pounds of liquid hell.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 10 Jul 2015, 14:53
(https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/11165248_10153305646589407_4012396721829965699_n.jpg?oh=958fc5f3eb11d4beb38ed09401962669&oe=565B9EF4)
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Post by: Kugai on 10 Jul 2015, 16:27
That's just sick
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Post by: Akima on 10 Jul 2015, 18:23
Not shown: Dan and Arin produce 5 pounds of liquid hell.
I'm appalled that somebody manufactures a five-pound gummi-bear.
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Post by: Neko_Ali on 10 Jul 2015, 18:36
*warning: Serving size is not one, you fool!*
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Post by: hedgie on 10 Jul 2015, 21:39
Not shown: Dan and Arin produce 5 pounds of liquid hell.
I'm appalled that somebody manufactures a five-pound gummi-bear.

Would you like a jelly baby?
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Post by: LeeC on 12 Jul 2015, 11:38
(http://i.imgur.com/RuUlOnx.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/5hdAKzL.png)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 12 Jul 2015, 12:39
I have no idea what is going on in that first thing, Lee.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 12 Jul 2015, 12:51
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/b7d1c1632190b8bb2d308f1aed4cfafc/tumblr_nr8a3m66D41qewacoo1_540.jpg)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/16ffe1a5b1278fe6921b9941e3c3ebd3/tumblr_nr8a3m66D41qewacoo4_540.jpg)
(http://36.media.tumblr.com/32a22d3c24efb6c0f3e2898e73150387/tumblr_nr8a3m66D41qewacoo2_540.jpg)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/01ef8c6283bdda7579c68e94a196a7d8/tumblr_nr8a3m66D41qewacoo3_540.jpg)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/db2d5c2d6ef81c65ac57465b2eadb47d/tumblr_nr8a3m66D41qewacoo5_r2_540.jpg)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/e9f7919619b43012135d18390bbef4bc/tumblr_nr8a3m66D41qewacoo6_r1_540.jpg)
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Post by: LeeC on 12 Jul 2015, 13:08
I have no idea what is going on in that first thing, Lee.

Magic School Bus meets Evangelion
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Post by: pwhodges on 12 Jul 2015, 14:45
And very good it was, too!
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 12 Jul 2015, 15:30
(http://assets.jspowerhour.com/system/comic_assets/comics/e86895b07176570f30dc8945dff392b87e86da4f.png?1434352105)


(http://41.media.tumblr.com/c154ef0c8932d64d5367cdc4aab1725a/tumblr_nq4gdfiSOR1tx8lvoo1_500.jpg)
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some tinder bios never cease to impress me

I would definitely date a guy if this were the first impression he made on me.
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Post by: pwhodges on 12 Jul 2015, 16:35
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I've played games like that.  Once only.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 12 Jul 2015, 16:39
Yeah, fuckin' Monopoly, man.
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Post by: cesium133 on 12 Jul 2015, 16:52
Scrabble always ends in violence. I think it's one of the rules of the game.
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Post by: Akima on 12 Jul 2015, 17:22
Ragequit like a samurai boss.
(http://i.imgur.com/wZfQPb6.jpg)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 12 Jul 2015, 19:10
That guy has been there before, he's got that look like, "There he goes again, why do I keep playing with him?"


(http://36.media.tumblr.com/7efdb6293938e060fea920258732244c/tumblr_nr4qv3Z5A81qabbzvo1_1280.jpg)
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Post by: Welu on 13 Jul 2015, 04:51
Very not for use without hot liquid adult supervision.
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Post by: LeeC on 13 Jul 2015, 09:17
(http://i.imgur.com/okV82N7.jpg)
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Post by: pwhodges on 14 Jul 2015, 02:17
(http://i.imgur.com/NLVgbV4.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/ey5qYF9.jpg)
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Post by: LTK on 14 Jul 2015, 04:04
11 habits of highly creative people (http://www.thesecretknots.com/comic/11-habits-of-highly-creative-people/)

(http://www.thesecretknots.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/2015-07-10.jpg)
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Post by: LeeC on 14 Jul 2015, 04:31
While everyone else is celebrating
(http://i.imgur.com/tJsuJqf.gif)

Channing Tatum assists a 92 year old Stan Lee off stage.
(http://i.imgur.com/WyZSnWw.gif)
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Post by: Thrillho on 14 Jul 2015, 04:35
I feel like even if I wasn't pansexual, I would still crush on Channing Tatum.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 14 Jul 2015, 04:41
A reasonable assumption.
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Post by: LeeC on 14 Jul 2015, 04:51
Semi-Political-American-Politics funny in the spoiler about Trump.

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Post by: Blue Kitty on 14 Jul 2015, 12:58
I feel like even if I wasn't pansexual, I would still crush on Channing Tatum.

BUT SHOULD HE BE PLAYING GAMBIT?!?
(Paid for by the Mon Ami committee)


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Post by: Method of Madness on 14 Jul 2015, 13:38
Clerks:tAS may easily be the best thing Kevin Smith has ever done.
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Post by: Metope on 14 Jul 2015, 15:26
My new favorite thing:

(http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2015-06/4/5/enhanced/webdr07/anigif_enhanced-buzz-14064-1433409557-5.gif)
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Post by: Welu on 14 Jul 2015, 15:36
"Hurr durr I'm a tiny human."
"Shut up, Steve, this was meant to a show of solidarity."
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Post by: pwhodges on 15 Jul 2015, 06:17
(http://i.imgur.com/3cVIQQM.gif)
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Post by: Welu on 15 Jul 2015, 08:44
I've seen that gif before and I still was surprised!!

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Post by: pwhodges on 17 Jul 2015, 03:00
Oops Jack!  You did for yourself there...

(http://i.imgur.com/IRJ7uI1.png)
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Post by: LeeC on 17 Jul 2015, 12:43
(http://i.imgur.com/20gtBlU.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: Blue Kitty on 17 Jul 2015, 15:12
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/36360fe1564e1b4226c7f106736a36bf/tumblr_nr1c0umgSS1rim2nuo3_500.jpg)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/8669f6c9056dedf3643e087258c92839/tumblr_nr1c0umgSS1rim2nuo2_500.jpg)
(http://36.media.tumblr.com/2165f7ff359162d95120bf223200fe5b/tumblr_nr1c0umgSS1rim2nuo1_500.jpg)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/29f965e19d24e79e6a5edc82f329c2bc/tumblr_nr1c0umgSS1rim2nuo4_540.jpg)
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Post by: osaka on 17 Jul 2015, 16:57
Not pictured: Anastasia going "OMG YOU TOO?!?!?"
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Post by: Method of Madness on 17 Jul 2015, 23:41
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/36360fe1564e1b4226c7f106736a36bf/tumblr_nr1c0umgSS1rim2nuo3_500.jpg)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/8669f6c9056dedf3643e087258c92839/tumblr_nr1c0umgSS1rim2nuo2_500.jpg)
(http://36.media.tumblr.com/2165f7ff359162d95120bf223200fe5b/tumblr_nr1c0umgSS1rim2nuo1_500.jpg)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/29f965e19d24e79e6a5edc82f329c2bc/tumblr_nr1c0umgSS1rim2nuo4_540.jpg)
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/3f/65/b3/3f65b3a6d968cdaae46114fe4855c2a8.jpg)
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Post by: LeeC on 18 Jul 2015, 02:50
(http://i.imgur.com/9yXCBoN.gif)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 18 Jul 2015, 07:03
Teamwork! :)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 18 Jul 2015, 19:08
(https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/599577_461581513867115_687594296_n.jpg?oh=2df8d93695ea026c0fafcb26f8587585&oe=56493C85)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 18 Jul 2015, 19:22
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/b53f2554740b2473fb27d6beb6fbdaf6/tumblr_nr3kaoUTz21qjuffno4_1280.jpg)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/1b1858e26f5c580fbe6adbafad325102/tumblr_nr3kaoUTz21qjuffno3_1280.jpg)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/f668c2ce810d7c0cd683af1753210c42/tumblr_nr3kaoUTz21qjuffno2_1280.jpg)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/271623edd70e59953ade6dd2859c9d15/tumblr_nr3kaoUTz21qjuffno5_1280.jpg)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/593ec1fc65e6a31e4f4cd0ae270afb23/tumblr_nr3kaoUTz21qjuffno1_1280.jpg)


(click to show/hide)
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Post by: Loki on 19 Jul 2015, 02:27
So a German member of Parliament got a strange question (original source (http://www.abgeordnetenwatch.de/dr_fritz_felgentreu-778-78095--f438085.html#q438085))
Q:
Dear Mr. Felgentreu,

today the media reported about a study conducted by the Bundestag titled "The search for extraterrestrial life and a realiziation of the UN resolution A/33/246 regarding the monitoring of unidentified flying objects and extraterrestrial life forms". I would like to ask you - as my local representative and a member of the Committees of Defence, Education, Science and Technological Impact Assessment - if you know of any way the Bundestag or any of its subsidiaries are dealing with the question if and when the Second Coming of Christ is to be expected, considering it's a topic of high interest to both internal and external affairs?

I am asking with the thought in mind that at least twelve of the states that Germany has diplomatic affiliations with have codified Christianity as the state religion. Two of them (Ireland and Greece) even explicitly make reference to the Holy Trinity in their constitution. Since the Christian doctrine predicts the Kingdom of Christ after the Second Coming, it is to be assumed that not only will the aforementioned states be converted into theocratic monarchies, but also that the free democratic basic order of the German Republic will be seriously put in danger by the world-spanning claim of said kingdom ("The nations will walk by its light", Revelations 21).

Do you know if there are preparations being made or discussed to protect our political and societal order for that case?

With best regards,
Martin Johannes Grannenfeld


A:
Dear Mr. Grannenfeld,

thank you for your fascinating query. I can state with clean conscience that the Bundestag will not deal with the Second Coming of Jesus Christ in the immediate future. Also I do not see any danger for  free democratic basic order of the German Republic in the diplomatic relations with states that have codified Christianity as the state religion. Should the Second Coming of Christ take place in one of those states, he would possibly have diplomatic immunity in Germany as a foreign head of state, but could not derive any claims from that. As a citizen of the EU he might profit from freedom of movement for workers (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom_of_movement_for_workers_in_the_European_Union). There are no anti-constitutional notions to be expected from Jesus Christ (Romans 13:1).

Thus, I am currently personally more concerned over the world-spanning claims of the "Islamic State" in Syria and the Iraq than over the scenario you described.

Best regards,
Dr. Fritz Felgentreu
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Post by: LeeC on 19 Jul 2015, 11:53
(http://i.imgur.com/ebsmDM5.jpg)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 19 Jul 2015, 12:39
(https://c2.staticflickr.com/4/3003/2985790724_30c397a42e.jpg)
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Post by: LeeC on 19 Jul 2015, 17:46
(http://i.imgur.com/awZjbzw.gif)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 19 Jul 2015, 19:20
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/169f2373c40aa32e8b334e6afe37a727/tumblr_nriez5gzhR1tfju21o1_500.png)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/083060729354f62f74a9cd899abb5d84/tumblr_nriez5gzhR1tfju21o2_r1_500.png)


(http://31.media.tumblr.com/a40df77b2c168fd1b2222555ae7320be/tumblr_nr8hb18fyt1ry1rm7o1_400.gif)
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/3759863c2d0f82c054e71db298e5a8c8/tumblr_nr8hb18fyt1ry1rm7o2_400.gif)
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/479f58126133b925ca2b62a8b582783e/tumblr_nr8hb18fyt1ry1rm7o3_400.gif)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/9e3f4b5435c184bfebb9d194198b0748/tumblr_nr8hb18fyt1ry1rm7o4_400.gif)
Quote
Sean O'Connell still has the best weigh-in stare downs
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Post by: LeeC on 20 Jul 2015, 06:46
(http://i.imgur.com/MhVORgL.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/1o9olYS.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/24myBi4.jpg)
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Post by: KingOfIreland on 20 Jul 2015, 13:49
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY4y0dOjjNQ
These scenes would have made the movie so much better
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Post by: Pilchard123 on 20 Jul 2015, 15:06
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UT022qOk31w
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Post by: Akima on 20 Jul 2015, 15:28
(http://i.imgur.com/1o9olYS.png)
Wouldn't Batman use DarkDarkGo?
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Post by: explicit on 20 Jul 2015, 16:08
Yay!

(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/passive-aggressive-notes-are-the-only-way-to-deal-with-bad-roommates-31-photos-15.jpg?w=600&h=600)
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Post by: LeeC on 20 Jul 2015, 19:15
(http://i.imgur.com/OOfSs11.png)

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Post by: Method of Madness on 20 Jul 2015, 19:27
(http://i.imgur.com/1o9olYS.png)
Wouldn't Batman use DarkDarkGo?
DuckKnightGo
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Post by: osaka on 20 Jul 2015, 19:46
Maybe even DarkKnightGo.

Wait, that sounds like an E-rated educational cartoon reboot of Batman.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 20 Jul 2015, 19:50
Or a chibi version.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 20 Jul 2015, 19:52
Quote
Law professor Roger Fisher suggested that nuclear launch codes be implanted in a volunteer’s heart. The president would be required to personally take the life of an innocent person before taking the lives of hundreds of millions.
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/0de3f551b4b75a9f2e38767e05d1eae1/tumblr_inline_njx0owt4lr1qiq9f5.png)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 20 Jul 2015, 19:53
Wow, I don't think I've ever seen anyone miss the point that badly.
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Post by: Kugai on 20 Jul 2015, 20:07
Sounds like he read Dwellers In The Crucible at some stage.
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Post by: pwhodges on 20 Jul 2015, 23:42
Maybe not pointless...:

(http://i.imgur.com/uHBxe2m.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: Method of Madness on 21 Jul 2015, 04:08
Security, the allosaurus to Sara's liberty.
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: LeeC on 22 Jul 2015, 10:05
A nightly occurrence...
(http://i.imgur.com/xED8M5B.png)
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Post by: Masterpiece on 22 Jul 2015, 10:43
I went on that comics' homepage and it's already so cute zomg
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: Masterpiece on 22 Jul 2015, 10:58
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/ad8c812649820343ba4ebc770673c554/tumblr_nfwwnn8cDF1s8390so1_1280.png)
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Post by: Orkboy on 22 Jul 2015, 11:41
This comic is aggressively adorable.
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Post by: LeeC on 22 Jul 2015, 12:08
(http://i.imgur.com/viNk9ou.jpg)


(http://i.imgur.com/BfkH6bc.jpg)


(http://i.imgur.com/0XzAWdM.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/mimYU1b.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/MufXiuc.gif)
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Post by: Sorflakne on 22 Jul 2015, 17:24
I don't get it.
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: LeeC on 22 Jul 2015, 20:05
I don't get it.

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Post by: Pilchard123 on 23 Jul 2015, 00:02
https://vine.co/v/OqJKZVQami9
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Post by: Loki on 23 Jul 2015, 03:17
It would appear this is a response to https://vine.co/v/OqO6ppzVDJ9
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 23 Jul 2015, 03:46
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/b157503fa33cd0ca5523324bf2adf328/tumblr_nrryueziJ61tovmb9o2_250.gif) (http://33.media.tumblr.com/58e7f29a9c401f9c8c8e21f7e2e2622b/tumblr_nrryueziJ61tovmb9o1_250.gif)


(http://31.media.tumblr.com/558a44dd40b544dcf72ad668afe89dbd/tumblr_nrpcykFuJm1sh0hqmo2_500.gif) (http://33.media.tumblr.com/faaaab77a8a76bac8adbd6cb00530cd2/tumblr_nrpcykFuJm1sh0hqmo1_500.gif)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/7106832a0cb279c59b757becb458c437/tumblr_nrpcykFuJm1sh0hqmo3_500.gif) (http://31.media.tumblr.com/dc49e0437638fdbb7d0002a270d19973/tumblr_nrpcykFuJm1sh0hqmo4_500.gif)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/f190789a0abf2e09e33e30596e460d77/tumblr_nrpcykFuJm1sh0hqmo5_500.gif) (http://31.media.tumblr.com/fa7ea18572ee047d45e6a1e6b677d619/tumblr_nrpcykFuJm1sh0hqmo6_500.gif)
[x (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dr3wVBmDODM)]
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Post by: osaka on 23 Jul 2015, 04:10
Is that from a lego game or a lego movie? Either way, I've played through a tad of Lego Indiana Jones and it's all like that level of excellence
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Post by: LeeC on 23 Jul 2015, 06:05
(http://i.imgur.com/uSKGbzc.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: LeeC on 23 Jul 2015, 09:34
I can't be the only person who remembers all of these shows!
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Post by: Tea For The Tillerman on 23 Jul 2015, 11:02
This comic is aggressively adorable.

My favorite one:
(http://36.media.tumblr.com/ddfc3c82170efca9f08879457d39c304/tumblr_n74rr80amp1s8390so1_1280.png)
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Post by: LeeC on 23 Jul 2015, 11:22
This comic is aggressively adorable.

My favorite one:
(http://36.media.tumblr.com/ddfc3c82170efca9f08879457d39c304/tumblr_n74rr80amp1s8390so1_1280.png)

I can attest that the struggle is real.
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Post by: Welu on 23 Jul 2015, 14:03
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/e53adda584be55ace807241e531c74eb/tumblr_nr9vrakUJU1uaw5lro1_400.gif)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 23 Jul 2015, 14:12
I don't get it.
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Post by: Welu on 23 Jul 2015, 14:39
Pointless.

Actual context, lad on the sofa is Jeff The Killer, a popular creepypasta figure and for some reason Slenderman is being a dick to him. Okay, I have no context, I just thought it was a funny gif.
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Post by: LeeC on 23 Jul 2015, 18:49

(http://i.imgur.com/TlurHI8.jpg)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 23 Jul 2015, 18:58
(http://36.media.tumblr.com/7e845c7565df1df1ecc23748c1771795/tumblr_nb00fkUcK01sn0mkdo1_1280.jpg)


(http://40.media.tumblr.com/74240a9500278c69dfcadf3d7f28d516/tumblr_inline_nq5ugg5AxA1ssjkpg_500.jpg) (http://40.media.tumblr.com/3569a4da663d02e92fd991127e5acd2e/tumblr_inline_nq5ugptorZ1ssjkpg_500.jpg)
(http://36.media.tumblr.com/2319fa2b3603a85d77ac873d0ab506b1/tumblr_inline_nq5uh0unbM1ssjkpg_500.jpg) (http://41.media.tumblr.com/5bb46844a4a21bd66a0b2f67a334530c/tumblr_inline_nq5uhbWOVm1ssjkpg_500.jpg)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/9a1122217725cec53e35dd21de0a85dc/tumblr_inline_nq5uhkFitG1ssjkpg_500.jpg) (http://40.media.tumblr.com/91723406b1f66a841d69aa6bdbd8b27a/tumblr_inline_nq5uhs88mD1ssjkpg_500.jpg)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/23cd0d2d5a585bbc067ada6f6a620cc9/tumblr_inline_nq5ui1i57k1ssjkpg_500.jpg) (http://40.media.tumblr.com/f4d5f14b7920830912df39765f7ed90c/tumblr_inline_nq5ui9GO0C1ssjkpg_500.jpg)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/d1cc497f65daaea84c806cc081af8e51/tumblr_inline_nq5uijBisZ1ssjkpg_500.jpg) (http://36.media.tumblr.com/9fd51715af15def4fa5b64f124620a6a/tumblr_inline_nq5uionlMq1ssjkpg_500.jpg)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/d84909123cfbd5b6b3720150ad8d4341/tumblr_inline_nq5uizL65s1ssjkpg_500.jpg) (http://41.media.tumblr.com/9b9274e6e581267cdd96c0a6c2727e10/tumblr_inline_nq5uk9LYpi1ssjkpg_500.jpg)
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Post by: osaka on 23 Jul 2015, 19:12
You. DENSE Motherfucker.
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Post by: jwhouk on 23 Jul 2015, 19:18
Pointless.

Actual context, lad on the sofa is Jeff The Killer, a popular creepypasta figure and for some reason Slenderman is being a dick to him. Okay, I have no context, I just thought it was a funny gif.

Slenderman's not very... uh... funny round my parts. (http://www.jsonline.com/news/crime/why-no-help-for-schizophrenic-girl-in-slender-man-stabbing-b99527566z1-311614861.html)
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 23 Jul 2015, 19:26
You. DENSE Motherfucker.
I must have missed the side plot where they hooked up...
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Post by: osaka on 23 Jul 2015, 19:28
*Tips hat*
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Post by: Akima on 24 Jul 2015, 06:29
Zuko crossplays as Mulan? (https://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,30595.msg1328351.html#msg1328351)  :-o
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Post by: LeeC on 24 Jul 2015, 06:53
Zuko crossplays as Mulan? (https://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,30595.msg1328351.html#msg1328351)  :-o
He's always trying to find some way to get some honor.  :wink:

(http://i.imgur.com/d5bjPoz.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/2CCMOhV.gif)
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Post by: Masterpiece on 24 Jul 2015, 08:21
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/ef95f99ce3222e912037af845e52ed6b/tumblr_nrxhuvSK0l1qb5gkjo1_400.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: Method of Madness on 24 Jul 2015, 08:55
(http://i.imgur.com/d5bjPoz.gif)
I saw that without seeing the context and before I realized what it said my first thought was "WHY IS HODOR ON FIRE?!"
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: Welu on 24 Jul 2015, 15:05
Pointless.

Actual context, lad on the sofa is Jeff The Killer, a popular creepypasta figure and for some reason Slenderman is being a dick to him. Okay, I have no context, I just thought it was a funny gif.

Slenderman's not very... uh... funny round my parts. (http://www.jsonline.com/news/crime/why-no-help-for-schizophrenic-girl-in-slender-man-stabbing-b99527566z1-311614861.html)

I heard about that but didn't think about it when I posted the gif. Sorry, that was careless.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 25 Jul 2015, 06:00
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/d0762d46184d475e9d0b5fe87ab43180/tumblr_nptj7dX8cp1t0t231o1_r1_1280.jpg)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/bdd64929e040eed53b05b8d5c71bddcb/tumblr_nptj7dX8cp1t0t231o2_1280.jpg)
(http://36.media.tumblr.com/d607d062f2321a04f311f537e3ddd4c8/tumblr_nptj7dX8cp1t0t231o3_1280.jpg)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 25 Jul 2015, 07:14
More like Rod Surly.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 25 Jul 2015, 14:10
Also the last image is now my favorite when someone has a question when they're watching something
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Post by: Kugai on 25 Jul 2015, 15:00
The Grumpylight Zone
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: LeeC on 26 Jul 2015, 08:34
(http://i.imgur.com/t1d7PuF.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: Blue Kitty on 26 Jul 2015, 09:55
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/095b172894bdaa56a49c51249212ec4e/tumblr_nkyvw9j6h31s3dykto1_250.gif) (http://33.media.tumblr.com/eac5d191124c716f3df4e38ad43a01f4/tumblr_nkyvw9j6h31s3dykto4_250.gif)
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/4855efd7af859a642cfdc2fe881a5712/tumblr_nkyvw9j6h31s3dykto2_250.gif) (http://33.media.tumblr.com/d8b676be028642d1dc92bc92bc3347d6/tumblr_nkyvw9j6h31s3dykto3_250.gif)


(http://33.media.tumblr.com/6ea13f15f76717d6f82d8ee8fcbc44f4/tumblr_nrnohzRnKn1r3gb3zo1_400.gif)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/385f4fd1049dab29ae685c7bb083c629/tumblr_nrnohzRnKn1r3gb3zo2_400.gif)
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Post by: Kugai on 26 Jul 2015, 14:57
"Dammit!  Why isn't this thing ROUND??!"
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: pwhodges on 27 Jul 2015, 11:40
[tweet]625225872069525504[/tweet]
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: Neko_Ali on 27 Jul 2015, 12:28
Those are some absurdly cute Yordles. I always liked Lulu...
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Post by: Pilchard123 on 27 Jul 2015, 14:44
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kyn9Es4HoY
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: LeeC on 28 Jul 2015, 11:10

(http://i.imgur.com/T8oE4W4.jpg)

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Post by: Welu on 28 Jul 2015, 13:17
Quote
Poop, let the man poop

Not a valid youtube URL
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 28 Jul 2015, 13:31
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kyn9Es4HoY

I thank you and my friends will curse you for me posting this on their wall every birthday

You have given us, "Poop, let the man poop," and I give you, "Vagina pineapple"


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Post by: Masterpiece on 29 Jul 2015, 16:56
(http://extrafabulouscomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/mister-meowmeow-adventures.png)
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Post by: Kugai on 29 Jul 2015, 17:25
You evil, terrible individual

Bast is watching,
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Post by: Masterpiece on 29 Jul 2015, 17:35
(http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aynBnQM_460s_v2.jpg)
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Post by: osaka on 29 Jul 2015, 17:38
Consider that the long answer is "Absolutely, yes".
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Post by: Method of Madness on 29 Jul 2015, 18:51
I wonder how that works in the arctic circle during the midnight sun days.
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Post by: Masterpiece on 30 Jul 2015, 04:12
http://explosm.net/rcg/MelodicFriendsBasin
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Post by: Welu on 30 Jul 2015, 07:09
(click to show/hide)

I laughed so hard I snorted.
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Post by: pwhodges on 30 Jul 2015, 07:37
(https://cassland.org/images/noreason.png)


Look carefully:

(https://cassland.org/images/VS%20install.jpg)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 30 Jul 2015, 08:39
I don't get it.
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Post by: pwhodges on 30 Jul 2015, 09:11
The installer is waiting for itself to be closed before continuing.

That one was my own screen capture (back in 2003), and I did it on a newly rebooted machine to ensure there were no zombie processes confusing the issue.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 30 Jul 2015, 09:29
Haha oh, I must've missed that.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 30 Jul 2015, 19:18
(http://i.imgur.com/0NCMdoZ.png)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 31 Jul 2015, 03:31
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m56hx8oKjc1r5zq6ao1_500.jpg)
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Post by: LeeC on 31 Jul 2015, 06:21
about an inch below the F



_____________________________________
moving on

(http://i.imgur.com/FN0n7nW.jpg)
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Post by: LeeC on 31 Jul 2015, 14:08
Its apparently national cheesecake day.

(http://i.imgur.com/GfGdbcp.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/MayoyoM.gif)
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Post by: Masterpiece on 31 Jul 2015, 17:53
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/f3c03c0dcecf79eff59ea9a04063d432/tumblr_nsbokqhwEF1s8390so1_1280.png)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 31 Jul 2015, 18:40
about an inch below the F

Nope, that's his sister or his girlfriend (I can never remember which she is supposed to be)

(http://41.media.tumblr.com/3962221efafd81776d2a9139293782b3/tumblr_ns9i3uZYVv1qewacoo1_1280.jpg)
(click to show/hide)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 31 Jul 2015, 20:45
Psh, I already posted her in the pun thread!
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Post by: 94ssd on 01 Aug 2015, 10:01
Fucking epic...


1,000-musician arrangement of Foo Fighter's Learn to Fly, done to try to persuade them to do a concert in their city (Cesena, Italy)

EDIT: Apparently, it worked - http://consequenceofsound.net/2015/07/foo-fighters-to-visit-cesena-italy/
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Post by: SubaruStephen on 01 Aug 2015, 16:38
(http://imgur.com/download/Gm3THqs)
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Post by: LeeC on 02 Aug 2015, 13:00
(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/p180x540/11781655_10153509773751112_4573949247969827478_n.png?oh=4cbca2946ee0cba45b4c3ce109f93f17&oe=56427721)

(http://i.imgur.com/iViZyrr.png)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 02 Aug 2015, 16:54
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/dd4de49dee8fc283d26b17e1ffc5c8aa/tumblr_nr8hysy8WZ1qgz955o1_1280.jpg)

(http://si.wsj.net/public/resources/images/BN-JP437_morris_G_20150728171038.jpg)
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Mom Throws Dream Party for Personal Injury Lawyer-Obsessed Toddler (http://blogs.wsj.com/law/2015/07/28/mom-throws-dream-party-for-personal-injury-lawyer-obsessed-toddler/)
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Post by: LTK on 03 Aug 2015, 05:28
This is some cool animation.

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Post by: LeeC on 03 Aug 2015, 06:17
Haha I posted that back on page 7 (https://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,30595.msg1321066.html#msg1321066).  8-)
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Post by: cesium133 on 03 Aug 2015, 06:21
The robot that hitchhiked across Canada and Europe has met a brutal end in Philadelphia (http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/08/03/hitchhiking-robots-cross-country-journey-comes-to-tragic-end-in-philadelphia/?tid=sm_fb).
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Post by: LTK on 03 Aug 2015, 06:45
Haha I posted that back on page 7 (https://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,30595.msg1321066.html#msg1321066).  8-)
Well there's a first time for everything.
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Post by: LeeC on 04 Aug 2015, 05:47
(http://i.imgur.com/ngp9KXl.jpg)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 04 Aug 2015, 05:55
Probably for the best, really.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 04 Aug 2015, 07:19
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11822507_10205692444005124_6449787519053556098_n.jpg?oh=a0b3e6f4c8b31bd0a2f9a0572f6a4a2a&oe=5651582C)

That Mark Hamill is such a joker.
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Post by: LeeC on 04 Aug 2015, 10:01
(http://i.imgur.com/zactwdk.gif)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 04 Aug 2015, 15:22
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/0d34cb0924f23700a2a7025b0e621e83/tumblr_nknts2hcSd1qdj2k7o1_500.png)

(http://36.media.tumblr.com/53925916c606f4106bdef9a4775d02a2/tumblr_nrwva42Nmh1sgt7kpo1_r1_1280.jpg)
(http://36.media.tumblr.com/f24319bb90e7a2c8937708fd6dc1814a/tumblr_nrwva42Nmh1sgt7kpo2_r1_1280.jpg)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/4f7a342acf1e09808869a541ad5e6afb/tumblr_nrwva42Nmh1sgt7kpo3_r1_1280.jpg)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/a7b493ec2cb8d6810ec09049c7c3d162/tumblr_nrwva42Nmh1sgt7kpo4_r1_1280.jpg)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/020620b033a84b6ef5297320f24adc93/tumblr_nrwva42Nmh1sgt7kpo5_r1_1280.jpg)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/4c1d071662a31f27f448c73669b3a35e/tumblr_nrwva42Nmh1sgt7kpo6_r1_1280.jpg)
(http://36.media.tumblr.com/d582fee0d23add7bbf49192172cd1c49/tumblr_nrwva42Nmh1sgt7kpo7_r1_1280.jpg)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/996e05066689f31d02321bb9ee93e548/tumblr_nrwva42Nmh1sgt7kpo8_r1_1280.gif)
(http://36.media.tumblr.com/76e0e045755848e5e9d65d544f7510ea/tumblr_nrwva42Nmh1sgt7kpo9_r1_1280.jpg)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/b86ec1917f284cd6a2f5b8c823ac473b/tumblr_nrwva42Nmh1sgt7kpo10_r1_1280.jpg)
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Post by: Kugai on 04 Aug 2015, 15:46
Ravens half sister?
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Post by: Method of Madness on 04 Aug 2015, 15:51
Nah, it's the kid she had with Jesse Pinkman.
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Post by: Kugai on 04 Aug 2015, 15:53
Before or after she hooked up with Starfire?
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Post by: Method of Madness on 04 Aug 2015, 15:58
Yes.
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Post by: Kugai on 04 Aug 2015, 16:06
Thank you Kosh
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Post by: Detachable Felix on 04 Aug 2015, 19:13
Hey guys, If I said you had a PLACEHOLDER FOR BODY, would you hold it against me? :emotrex:
(https://scontent-hkg3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/t31.0-8/11794443_10206728598190714_7304902600901592267_o.jpg)
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Post by: Akima on 05 Aug 2015, 02:42
The robot that hitchhiked across Canada and Europe has met a brutal end in Philadelphia (http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/08/03/hitchhiking-robots-cross-country-journey-comes-to-tragic-end-in-philadelphia/?tid=sm_fb).
(http://i.imgur.com/p2iKt.gif)
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Post by: osaka on 05 Aug 2015, 04:04
As if Philadelphia hadn't taken enough losses to Canadian folks after the Drake vs Meek Mill beef.
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Post by: Sorflakne on 05 Aug 2015, 11:37
(https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/11800541_10154364998977316_8486753704897510424_n.png?oh=1b58a029c0f596481881622f52b402fa&oe=564C057E)
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Post by: Aimless on 05 Aug 2015, 13:34

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Post by: SubaruStephen on 05 Aug 2015, 17:16
(http://i.imgur.com/beMaoxJ.jpg)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 05 Aug 2015, 17:34
Hahaha, what is that?
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Post by: SubaruStephen on 05 Aug 2015, 19:38
Lockheed Martin P-791 experimental hybrid cargo airship prototype that someone put a funny face on.
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Post by: LeeC on 06 Aug 2015, 05:06


(http://i.imgur.com/HBguGa9.png)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 06 Aug 2015, 10:50
Quote
Quote
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harry potter au where dumbledore is replaced by ron swanson
“Son, did you or did you not place your name in this stupid fire cup?”
“Welcome back to school, children. This year, your Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher will be this woman from the Ministry of Magic. Why the government is interfering in the affairs of a private institution is beyond me. If you have any complaints, please do not bring them to me. End of speech.”

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Regional Differences
“oh hey,” she said, “it’s a really touristy area, but since you’re gonna be passing through anyway, you might as well stop by pier 29, see the dragons. also, there’s a—”

“hold on,” i said. “i knew your city had mountains, but. dragons? uh, actual living dragons?”

“dude, it’s not a big deal. they’re there all the time. of course they’re majestic and everything, but they’re loud and cranky and mostly they lie around eating garbage. now and then the city council will talk about trying to make them roost somewhere else, but—”

“dragons,” i repeated. i knew it was making me sound like a rube, but it was a lot to take in. “you live in a city that has dragons.”

“no, it’s cool, we used to go see them when i was a little kid. it’s worth doing. but that whole area is mostly dragon-themed gift shops, and the commercialization is kind of a bummer. also, sometimes a dragon will melt somebody’s car and it’s a whole problem.”

“fairytale-style, giant scaly fire-breathing dragons.”

“honestly, i forget other cities don’t have them?” she said. “there’s a few other sites on the west coast where they gather. portland calls them wyverns, but that’s a portland thing.”

“chicago’s got, like, bunnies and songbirds,” i told her, “but otherwise it’s just your typical vermin. pigeons, rats, sphinxes—”

“sphinxes? what the hell.”

“oh, yeah, they nest in the el tunnels. sometimes a fucking sphinx will flap down out of nowhere, bring the whole train to a halt until the front car answers a riddle.”

“that sounds exciting,” she said.

“it’s the worst. your train winds up being twenty minutes late, and you just have to hang out hoping somebody up there read their mythology. there’s supposed to be a program where the conductors get trained in riddling, but i don’t know. rahm emmanuel keeps saying it’s not a budget priority.”

“huh,” she said. “guess the grass is always greener and all that. but on some level, it’s nice to remember that even with all these big box stores, the country still has some variety left in it.”

“yeah, did you know that in rhode island they call water fountains ‘bubblers’?” i said.

“whoa, seriously?”

“i read it somewhere. weird, right?”

“weird.”
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Post by: jwhouk on 06 Aug 2015, 12:29
No, no, no. Chicago has the werewolves. The sphinxes are based in Minneapolis.
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Post by: LTK on 06 Aug 2015, 12:51
That sounds like a highly condensed script of a Subnormality comic.
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Post by: Masterpiece on 06 Aug 2015, 16:43
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/a3a62db51e377cd149f7c0ca8c7c0718/tumblr_nskogtnUqg1qb5gkjo1_500.png)
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Post by: SubaruStephen on 06 Aug 2015, 17:06
You know you're living 2015 when.....

(http://rack.1.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyMDE1LzAxLzAxLzU1L3RleGFjb2J0dGYuMDY0YjcuZ2lmCnAJdGh1bWIJODUweDg1MD4KZQlqcGc/4b8d205c/ce4/texaco-bttf.jpg)


a robotic arm services your car....

(http://i.imgur.com/bmvd6Na.jpg)
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Post by: jwhouk on 06 Aug 2015, 18:00
Marty and Doc never foresaw a Tesla, though.
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Post by: smack that isaiah on 06 Aug 2015, 18:07
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/3d7025c7f989ec1bfd9244a14014c338/tumblr_npfvr8CbDA1qhub34o4_1280.png)

Not quite a fail, in my opinion.
And more! (http://thefrogman.me/post/126026442949)
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Post by: Nikolai on 06 Aug 2015, 18:23
Maybe if you're a bridezilla. I'd chalk that up in the #WeddingWin column.
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Post by: Sorflakne on 07 Aug 2015, 00:54
(http://i.imgur.com/LSqhXG7.jpg)

Know your rights:
(http://www.online-paralegal-programs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/know-your-rights.png?maxX=800)
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Post by: Kugai on 07 Aug 2015, 15:13
Was that Neil DeGrass Tyson who kicked down the door?
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Post by: SubaruStephen on 08 Aug 2015, 09:11
(http://i.imgur.com/BnRtbBe.gif)
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Post by: pwhodges on 08 Aug 2015, 14:57
(http://i.imgur.com/Qi042i7.jpg)
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 08 Aug 2015, 16:17
(https://scontent-fra3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/11817088_10153669675653149_1198454664905274034_n.jpg?oh=919749cd0b49a3d408bf9fc8f0c8af0e&oe=564027B7)

Really all I need to know about bing.
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Post by: 94ssd on 08 Aug 2015, 23:13
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Post by: pwhodges on 09 Aug 2015, 03:40
(http://i.imgur.com/PJA1X0Q.jpg)
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Post by: LeeC on 09 Aug 2015, 09:28
(http://i.imgur.com/GESWgfY.jpg)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 09 Aug 2015, 12:21
The 10 WORST Dealbreakers on a First Date (http://www.collegehumor.com/post/7027019/10-signs-your-date-is-a-dud#item-1)

(http://41.media.tumblr.com/23776fbe78efb3e71f1ed50936429173/tumblr_nipnuxAR311qg2y9wo3_1280.png)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/c06671a624ee1197ec20769de9116166/tumblr_nipnuxAR311qg2y9wo4_1280.png)
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/faa7ec5dc20ba59fed2b120320d7809a/tumblr_nipnuxAR311qg2y9wo1_1280.gif)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/550caee335ba913cca82a372f3f88c8b/tumblr_nipnuxAR311qg2y9wo2_1280.png)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 09 Aug 2015, 13:04
Silly cat can't spell "you".
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Post by: cesium133 on 09 Aug 2015, 13:31
Of course I can escape death: \Death.   :claireface:
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Post by: Akima on 10 Aug 2015, 02:47
No, no, no. Chicago has the werewolves.
I thought it was London:
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Post by: jwhouk on 10 Aug 2015, 06:23
They have black hawks, bears and cubs, bulls, and some wolves - but they're minor.
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Post by: Sorflakne on 10 Aug 2015, 19:32
(http://i.imgur.com/glZQloa.jpg)
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 11 Aug 2015, 01:40
They have black hawks, bears and cubs, bulls, and some wolves - but they're minor.
I heard about those! 'The minor Wolves, the major lift', right?
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Post by: LeeC on 11 Aug 2015, 04:26
(http://i.imgur.com/Qo9MVH8.jpg)

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Post by: osaka on 11 Aug 2015, 04:30
That post got caught in a landslide.
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Post by: LeeC on 11 Aug 2015, 04:41
Too many panels to post so here is the link.

GOP Pundit Rick Wilson Calls Donald Trump a "Giant, Epic Douche-Canoe (http://imgur.com/gallery/WzMI0)" Live on CNN Tonight with Don Lemon
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Post by: Detachable Felix on 11 Aug 2015, 05:04
God damn, hodgy. Didn't expect dickbutt. :psyduck: (Train post, not the titanic post obvs)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 11 Aug 2015, 05:15
No one expects dickbutt.
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Post by: Welu on 11 Aug 2015, 10:28
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/e5022bfc661686e7652e6e8a56c04167/tumblr_nczoxj0hox1ry46hlo1_500.gif)
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Post by: Loki on 11 Aug 2015, 14:00
(http://i.imgur.com/GESWgfY.jpg)
Side note: this is the image Reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reply_of_the_Zaporozhian_Cossacks).

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Reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks depicts a supposedly historical tableau, set in 1676, and based on the legend of Cossacks sending a reply to an ultimatum of the Sultan of the Ottoman Empire, Mehmed IV.

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O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are you, that can't slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil excretes, and your army eats. You will not, you son of a bitch, make subjects of Christian sons; we've no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck your mother.

Another side note: this is the earliest use of "fuck your mother" that I personally know of (without having actively researched the matter at all). Unless of course you count Shakespeare's "Villain, I've done thy mother".
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 11 Aug 2015, 15:25
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/9544f504504fa19bc5be5e91500c3330/tumblr_nswxkgHI3d1s8390so1_1280.png)
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Post by: LeeC on 12 Aug 2015, 04:14
This is slightly cringe-worthy so I am putting it in a spoiler.
(click to show/hide)

Madventure (http://imgur.com/gallery/DKrpM) Time

(http://i.imgur.com/flayA6K.gif)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 12 Aug 2015, 18:54
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/192d53f493af343ffc9ea36f0837c840/tumblr_nsw46vQgaW1re33kmo1_1280.jpg)
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Post by: LeeC on 12 Aug 2015, 19:05
Re-watching this scene now explains a lot about my behavior as an adult.

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Post by: Kugai on 13 Aug 2015, 14:27
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/e5022bfc661686e7652e6e8a56c04167/tumblr_nczoxj0hox1ry46hlo1_500.gif)

Everybody got that?
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Post by: Neko_Ali on 13 Aug 2015, 14:38
When will then be now?
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Post by: Kugai on 13 Aug 2015, 14:40
Now
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Post by: osaka on 13 Aug 2015, 15:09
(http://i.imgur.com/pASXO7h.jpg)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 13 Aug 2015, 20:15
Hahahahahaha, very nice.
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Post by: Is it cold in here? on 13 Aug 2015, 21:55
This was taken in the US and is in miles per hour rather than kilometers per hour.

(http://i.imgur.com/37IfDMZ.jpg)
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Post by: explicit on 13 Aug 2015, 21:57
Because fuck that school that's why.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 13 Aug 2015, 22:01
I laughed at the "when flashing" before I realized the 50 was the point. I am a grown-up I swear.
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Post by: explicit on 13 Aug 2015, 22:01
I laughed at the "when flashing" before I realized the 50 was the point. I am a grown-up I swear.

We believe you
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Post by: Method of Madness on 13 Aug 2015, 22:04
You shouldn't.
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Post by: cesium133 on 13 Aug 2015, 22:10
Natural selection.  :evil:
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Post by: hedgie on 13 Aug 2015, 22:22
I sting.  It's my nature.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 13 Aug 2015, 22:23
You also rock us like a hurricane.
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Post by: explicit on 13 Aug 2015, 22:27
Hurricanes are caused by air. Not rock.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 13 Aug 2015, 22:49
Is there a hurricane in the air tonight?
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Post by: Loki on 13 Aug 2015, 22:55
I think it's the sleeping lion you are hearing.
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Post by: hedgie on 13 Aug 2015, 22:56
To be fair, like all cats, lions probably sleep 16-18 hours in any 24 hour period.
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Post by: Loki on 13 Aug 2015, 22:57
Particularly male ones do, as it's the females who do the hunting.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 14 Aug 2015, 03:36
I always feel bad for the little girl
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/8056cd95c714528210d17cb3bd8c78e5/tumblr_n4bdqzK9wR1s2yegdo1_r1_400.gif)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 14 Aug 2015, 05:27
I have no idea what's going on.
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Post by: Orbert on 14 Aug 2015, 08:41
Boy is dancing with girl in red.  Girl in blue cuts in.  Boy refuses to dance with her, instead does a solo jig.  Girl in blue cries.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 14 Aug 2015, 09:24
Oh. Well she should've waoted her turn.
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Post by: LeeC on 14 Aug 2015, 09:44
(http://i.imgur.com/gBslp64.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/kGrGIgv.jpg)
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Post by: Pilchard123 on 14 Aug 2015, 14:02
Bilbo woke up to find a supermarket had been build next to his home. There was no sign of this the night before. It was an unexpected item in the Baggins area.

(click to show/hide)
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Post by: Kugai on 14 Aug 2015, 15:56
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Jons
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Post by: The Seldom Killer on 14 Aug 2015, 23:21
No, no, no. Chicago has the werewolves.
I thought it was London:

(http://www.insidethemagic.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/american-werewolf-in-london.jpg)
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Post by: SubaruStephen on 15 Aug 2015, 03:13
(http://imgur.com/download/y4fCFt7)
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Post by: hedgie on 15 Aug 2015, 03:18
That is actually quite cool.  Now I think that I'll have to close this tab before I start watching it just go for hours.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 15 Aug 2015, 08:28
(http://36.media.tumblr.com/ac02d2020ba7572e20a11aea28ac02fa/tumblr_nt4n8v8Ihq1repoz9o1_500.png)
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 15 Aug 2015, 11:53
(http://imgur.com/download/y4fCFt7)
Reminds me of driving through Atlanta.
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Post by: Pilchard123 on 16 Aug 2015, 13:47
(http://i.imgur.com/jZOk9RW.jpg)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 16 Aug 2015, 13:51
Hahaha, agreed, I think an Oxford comma would make the sentence far less interesting.

Also, this:

(https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t34.0-12/11868774_1063677676990826_1755912101_n.jpg?oh=be688bd5665c9cb4792fea6d2fca2a5c&oe=55D3B9BB)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 16 Aug 2015, 14:51
(click to show/hide)

Friendly mod edit: Just put this in a spoiler because it's not really entirely SFW, absent nipples or no.
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Post by: Nyithra on 17 Aug 2015, 00:37
BUTTS
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Post by: Detachable Felix on 17 Aug 2015, 00:45
Butts you say?

(click to show/hide)

(click to show/hide)



EDIT: This is my 1,111th post. God damn.
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Post by: Nyithra on 17 Aug 2015, 00:47
Butts are nuts
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Post by: pwhodges on 17 Aug 2015, 00:58
Friendly mod edit: Just put this in a spoiler because it's not really entirely SFW, absent nipples or no.

I am amused and slightly mystified by things like this; the idea that work would be even remotely concerned with the (absent, in this case) nipples rather than the fact that you're looking at something which is absolutely nothing to do with work.
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Post by: Detachable Felix on 17 Aug 2015, 01:06
I assumed it was something to do with if they checked the employee's browser history or the image cache or whatever. I'm not a paranoid employee at all...

(I kid, I'm not even employed :( )
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Post by: pwhodges on 17 Aug 2015, 01:44
Those who check will be looking at URLs, not content. 

In the UK, if I deliberately look at a user's files and by chance find kiddy porn in there, I have committed an offence myself.  This is not exaggeration - I have a document from the police detailing the procedures I should go through to provide sufficient defence against being charged, or later in court, if this should happen when I am following orders to investigate such things or if I should choose to bring it to the attention of the authorities.
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Post by: Thrillho on 17 Aug 2015, 05:16
A few reasons.

1. I research things on this forum that relate to my job, so I'm allowed on here, unofficially (albeit not this thread really).
2. I am allowed to go on the internet on my lunch break, that doesn't mean I'm allowed on NSFW stuff.
3. Educational institution's priorities are fucked. You can rent Clockwork Orange from our library, but we aren't allowed to play Left 4 Dead in gaming club.
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Post by: pwhodges on 17 Aug 2015, 05:28
That's because Clockwork Orange is art!
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Post by: Neko_Ali on 17 Aug 2015, 05:41
Friendly mod edit: Just put this in a spoiler because it's not really entirely SFW, absent nipples or no.

I am amused and slightly mystified by things like this; the idea that work would be even remotely concerned with the (absent, in this case) nipples rather than the fact that you're looking at something which is absolutely nothing to do with work.

It's a double whammy if it involves browsing at work. If someone sees you browsing 'inappropriate content' it's supposed to reflect badly on yours and the companies professionalism. Mostly junk reasoning though. Mostly the NSFW tag is to stop you from viewing images at the library, or around kids, or whoever else you might not want to see you looking at 'naughty' stuff. Well, not stop you but warn "Hey! Naked boobies ahead! Maybe you want to think who else is around before you look!"
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Post by: Orbert on 17 Aug 2015, 09:03
(http://36.media.tumblr.com/ac02d2020ba7572e20a11aea28ac02fa/tumblr_nt4n8v8Ihq1repoz9o1_500.png)

Not seeing it.  Unless the word UNTIL overlaid on the last zero of 100 kinda looks like CUNT, although for that matter it looks like CUNTIL.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 17 Aug 2015, 11:55
Yep. "Cuntil" is Esperanto for "sick vagina".

No. No it is not. That is a lie.
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Post by: Akima on 17 Aug 2015, 16:31
There is an urban legend about a West End play from the 1930s titled "I Killed the Count". The story goes that the theatre had someone standing by all evening to turn off entirely the neon sign outside, in case the letter O burned out...
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Post by: cesium133 on 17 Aug 2015, 16:35
That play was probably very popular in Scunthorpe.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 17 Aug 2015, 16:42
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/6edb1497da006886c527766d3d01d89b/tumblr_mzksxsE5UV1r5pqz3o1_500.jpg)
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Post by: LeeC on 18 Aug 2015, 06:14
(http://i.imgur.com/7uhTqc1.gif)
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Post by: Detachable Felix on 18 Aug 2015, 15:16
All I can hear in my head is The Sorcerer's Apprentice, thanks Lee.
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Post by: LeeC on 19 Aug 2015, 05:32
would you believe me if I told you he is upside down under the ice?


in other news:
(http://i.imgur.com/OpaZl83.jpg)

Also are you an Eloi or a Morlock?
(http://s3-us-west-2.amazonaws.com/pvponlinenew/img/comic/2015/08/pvp20150812.jpg)
sauce: http://pvponline.com/comic/2015/08/12/alls-wells (http://pvponline.com/comic/2015/08/12/alls-wells)
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Post by: Pilchard123 on 19 Aug 2015, 14:56
(http://i.imgur.com/bPCndWl.jpg)

Is it bad that I could all but hear them saying this?
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Post by: SubaruStephen on 19 Aug 2015, 16:33
Nope, not weird at all.
I have a bunch of seasons of Top Gear loaded on my phone to watch during my lunch break, I've seen that episode so many times, I can hear them saying it WITHOUT looking at that picture.


German Democratic Republic of Comic Sans
(http://i.imgur.com/kT0OM0L.png)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 20 Aug 2015, 05:53
(https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11902509_10153218115999833_7950949534591840185_n.jpg?oh=25d8661ed6179451ab9b3fd8d42cee2b&oe=56378C30)
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Post by: LeeC on 20 Aug 2015, 06:33
(http://i.imgur.com/YEltQiU.jpg)
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Post by: osaka on 20 Aug 2015, 06:35
"- Describe your social life in 2 words.
- My what?"
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Post by: Method of Madness on 20 Aug 2015, 06:54
This only works in a printed medium.

"Describe your love life in two words."
(uncontrollable sobbing)

:roll:
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Post by: Thrillho on 20 Aug 2015, 07:54
(http://i.imgur.com/YEltQiU.jpg)

This is one of my favourite lines in Peep Show.
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Post by: LeeC on 20 Aug 2015, 12:53
Makes me think of this:

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Post by: K1dmor on 20 Aug 2015, 22:09
 (http://40.media.tumblr.com/ceeaf94769fd13988f164bcd3acb9726/tumblr_nmjqurTeDZ1s5b5tzo1_1280.jpg)
 (http://41.media.tumblr.com/f3060440d489c08c62ae3d2f60479ef8/tumblr_nsxux9Fbiz1s5b5tzo1_1280.jpg)
 (http://40.media.tumblr.com/908ee88323640428f9cbda47df177a38/tumblr_nke6rsvC3C1s5b5tzo1_1280.jpg)
 (http://40.media.tumblr.com/4edb189516a7c6e0f6f1cd41c2b12e60/tumblr_nen3uzZLaV1s5b5tzo1_1280.jpg)
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Post by: Thrillho on 21 Aug 2015, 00:54
...Those are fucking amazing and I need to see all of them.
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Post by: LeeC on 21 Aug 2015, 08:20
(http://i.imgur.com/Nekapx4.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/e4TME2u.jpg)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 21 Aug 2015, 14:18
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/1cbc3716c04b886703a9d304249eec25/tumblr_nru9ycskBL1rw3quwo1_1280.jpg)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 21 Aug 2015, 15:23
Shit! The standard "what would your brother say is his opinion on big butts?" doesn't work. Both would say the other would say "I don't like them". There's an extra variable.
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Post by: cesium133 on 21 Aug 2015, 15:43
I think that would still work. Liar Brother would reply "I don't like them," because Sir Mix-A-Lot likes them and cannot lie. Sir Mix-A-Lot would reply "I like them," because Liar Brother doesn't like them and always lies -- thus if you asked him he'd say he does like them. Sir Mix-A-Lot cannot lie, so he won't lie about Liar Brother's answer.


"Describe your love life in two words" I only need one:
(http://i.imgur.com/41gdi4z.jpg)
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Post by: osaka on 21 Aug 2015, 16:33
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/1cbc3716c04b886703a9d304249eec25/tumblr_nru9ycskBL1rw3quwo1_1280.jpg)

"Does baby got back?"
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Post by: LTK on 21 Aug 2015, 16:40
I think that would still work. Liar Brother would reply "I don't like them," because Sir Mix-A-Lot likes them and cannot lie. Sir Mix-A-Lot would reply "I like them," because Liar Brother doesn't like them and always lies -- thus if you asked him he'd say he does like them. Sir Mix-A-Lot cannot lie, so he won't lie about Liar Brother's answer.
But Liar Brother never said he doesn't like big butts, this is just stated. If he truthfully does not like big butts, he would falsely say he likes them. Sir Mix-A-Lot knows that his brother always lies, so if you ask Sir Mix-A-Lot what his brother's answer would be, he would truthfully say it's "I like them".

Wait, actually the question is pointless because the original riddle required you to determine the correct choice, not distinguish between two people, so it doesn't matter what question you ask.

Well doesn't that just ruin the joke.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 22 Aug 2015, 05:06
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/9e61e0acd57cae5cda7ce61b7d93eeaa/tumblr_nt9pdsxltV1ue38fwo1_1280.png)

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Post by: Loki on 22 Aug 2015, 06:45
...Those are fucking amazing and I need to see all of them.
Fret no more!

http://www.buzzfeed.com/h2/fbpt/andyneuenschwander/these-hilarious-harry-potter-comics-show-how-irresponsible-d#.bjg53KmW7
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Post by: LeeC on 22 Aug 2015, 06:50
my favorite!
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/489b3b7453d774a7895438bdaa760590/tumblr_nfwzzqdwMM1s5b5tzo1_500.jpg)
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Post by: cesium133 on 23 Aug 2015, 09:22
(http://i.imgur.com/WxKzEVa.gif)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 23 Aug 2015, 14:10
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/c1fca626b611e18be3c688c21fb3fb4e/tumblr_nrtcy5NV4P1qhmn8no1_1280.png)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/a9c74c13fcab9cf7f6f8b6e4cb584766/tumblr_nrtcy5NV4P1qhmn8no2_1280.png)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 23 Aug 2015, 14:18
Unless the other person had one as well :parrot:
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Post by: Loki on 23 Aug 2015, 15:35
I like this. Is there more?
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Post by: Sorflakne on 23 Aug 2015, 22:51
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/c1fca626b611e18be3c688c21fb3fb4e/tumblr_nrtcy5NV4P1qhmn8no1_1280.png)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/a9c74c13fcab9cf7f6f8b6e4cb584766/tumblr_nrtcy5NV4P1qhmn8no2_1280.png)
We play Uno with stacking Draw cards.  Someone throws down a Draw Two for example, the next person can throw down a Draw Two and the next person has to draw four total cards.  However, the Draw card chain continues until it hits someone with no Draw cards.  Most cards I've seen drawn from one of these was 12.
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Post by: Loki on 23 Aug 2015, 22:59
Quote
We play Uno with stacking Draw cards.
Doesn't everyone?
(inb4 everyone tells me that is not the case)

I haven't really played Uno with a Uno deck since forever. We usually use a normal deck of cards (with J as "choose color", 7 as "draw two", 8 as "skip round" and I don't think there is a "draw 4", but I am not sure).

Btw, thanks for reminding me to look for more:

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CK187L2WoAAca88.png)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CK187ELWsAASeXL.png)

Original source is this: http://scribblecee.tumblr.com/post/124928460247
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Post by: osaka on 24 Aug 2015, 00:35
It makes total sense to make a manga about Uno matches. Uno, not unlike many strategy-based trading card games, has a high component of "Oh but we're not done yet".
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Post by: Method of Madness on 24 Aug 2015, 06:29
You can stack draw twos on draw twos and draw fours on draw fours, but not one on the other.
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Post by: Neko_Ali on 24 Aug 2015, 06:54
What, no holographic stadiums where the numbers battle it out? No over elaborate and completely unnecessary add on devices to allow you to play the game while standing up and gesturing wildly? pfft. And you call this a card game manga....
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Post by: osaka on 24 Aug 2015, 07:40
I assume that's a first draft neko. Let's hope that it gets all the props necessary in the future.
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Post by: LeeC on 24 Aug 2015, 10:38
(http://i.imgur.com/moiPJfi.jpg)
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Post by: cesium133 on 24 Aug 2015, 10:51
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CNMQOoQWIAAmvny.jpg)
 :wow:
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Post by: Neko_Ali on 24 Aug 2015, 11:53
such rising
           
           much yeast

     sourdoge bread
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 24 Aug 2015, 14:07
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/b16e582b3600eb51ade3dd0308d1fc20/tumblr_nte6kdGnQj1u53c30o10_1280.jpg)
(http://36.media.tumblr.com/0724c59d259665024f11b93f684cdf6e/tumblr_nte6kdGnQj1u53c30o3_1280.jpg)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/2b6878e5b534a5d3d8bb4307ccf84f96/tumblr_nte6kdGnQj1u53c30o1_1280.jpg)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/b42deb14785ae9ad224f5ddaac539569/tumblr_nte6kdGnQj1u53c30o5_1280.jpg)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/487a515da05b6f35500501ecc7f5860e/tumblr_nte6kdGnQj1u53c30o7_1280.jpg)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/60eacfaf497f1b17efc258717e049624/tumblr_nte6kdGnQj1u53c30o6_1280.jpg)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/e3984b9f9f8c31c1bf904d9f66ff1fa7/tumblr_nte6kdGnQj1u53c30o4_1280.jpg)
(http://36.media.tumblr.com/e42f801197e37dfa63df0b9d1358ef46/tumblr_nte6kdGnQj1u53c30o2_1280.jpg)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/ef270c20330a9e64281eacd3501541ef/tumblr_nte6kdGnQj1u53c30o9_1280.jpg)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/7b5a5e7ceadfe8a09ec610fd055a5662/tumblr_nte6kdGnQj1u53c30o8_1280.jpg)
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Post by: Sorflakne on 24 Aug 2015, 22:39
Saber sparring

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Post by: pwhodges on 25 Aug 2015, 04:52
(http://i.imgur.com/oevgq5B.jpg)
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Post by: Pilchard123 on 25 Aug 2015, 09:16
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CM8mX4OWcAENWlO.png)

http://www.winbeta.org/news/microsoft-explains-poop-windows
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Post by: LeeC on 26 Aug 2015, 05:27
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Post by: Neko_Ali on 26 Aug 2015, 05:50
heheh.. I actually laughed at the little kid cameos of Total Biscuit and Jesse Cox in there too.
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Post by: LeeC on 26 Aug 2015, 10:17
(http://i.imgur.com/iiSwOfV.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/qOfQGhD.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/y1WCXzE.png)

(http://40.media.tumblr.com/d1fae5745584a11c4b20a1ed250e0a76/tumblr_ne4uftt7Cl1r9u466o1_500.png)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 27 Aug 2015, 14:00
(http://static1.lxdcdn.net/images/max/w/806/5e0723331321a5969a4eaa84801e4295.jpeg)

Quotes From "Mean Girls" on Paintings (http://www.dose.com/throwback/18136/Quotes-From-Mean-Girls-On-These-Historical-Paintings-That-Make-Perfect-Sense-ab911-0)
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Post by: LeeC on 27 Aug 2015, 20:00
Not sure if anyone else has been keeping up with the series but after the Emperor and the Inquisition face off and the big reveal to the Ecclesiarch, this short of him explaining the doctrine to his followers gave me a huge laugh.
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Post by: Neko_Ali on 27 Aug 2015, 20:48
All hail the Man-Emperor of Mankind!




lousy, lowly mon-keighs....
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 28 Aug 2015, 03:34
(http://aboveaverage.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/anopenlettertoonedirection-900x0-c-default.jpg)
Joey Fatone To One Direction: “Everything Is About To Be Terrible” (http://aboveaverage.com/joey-fatone-to-one-direction-everything-is-about-to-be-terrible/)


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Post by: cesium133 on 28 Aug 2015, 12:04
(https://http.cat/418) (https://http.cat/)
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Post by: osaka on 28 Aug 2015, 12:38
You know you goofed when YOUR CAT is throwing a status 418. :lol:
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Post by: Akima on 28 Aug 2015, 17:22
Miley Cyrus' flawless impersonation of an Australian news reporter. :roll:
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Post by: pwhodges on 29 Aug 2015, 02:31
(http://i.imgur.com/78vvy1l.gif)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 29 Aug 2015, 05:21
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/2743ee200804201c354df6bd3929c39b/tumblr_mqsil0EZDX1qi36o9o7_1280.png)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/22cc35b7465aa2a18f2ecfb85a87ba4c/tumblr_mqsil0EZDX1qi36o9o1_1280.png)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/9429fdc6fc295c42d94c4ec21e2ac13b/tumblr_mqsil0EZDX1qi36o9o2_1280.png)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/7cb80cea9137c45480e7b9e95caf7476/tumblr_mqsil0EZDX1qi36o9o3_1280.png)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/c1274d3705e3dd987c8246fa776cc715/tumblr_mqsil0EZDX1qi36o9o4_1280.png)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/25f6449156455d2e072b9f8a3d9b2192/tumblr_mqsil0EZDX1qi36o9o5_1280.png)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/951e0230fe0f05f693844b8c6d77f1ea/tumblr_mqsil0EZDX1qi36o9o6_1280.png)
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Post by: Neko_Ali on 29 Aug 2015, 07:16
Poor J'onn...
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Post by: Welu on 29 Aug 2015, 16:34
(http://i.imgur.com/78vvy1l.gif)

Even though I have seen  this several times and know how it works, it still wrecks my head.
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Post by: Loki on 30 Aug 2015, 23:09
How does it work?
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Post by: Pilchard123 on 31 Aug 2015, 01:55
At a guess, the tiles aren't square and are a lot bigger and further away at the back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJoTBlDfVhk

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forced_perspective
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Post by: osaka on 31 Aug 2015, 02:04
Tiles are indeed not square, the right side is MUCH closer than the left side and the ceiling is crooked to go with that. Also, the camera records from a small opening on a wall.

We spent like 2 weeks and one dude made a little paper on this back when I was doing Human-Computer Interaction.
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 31 Aug 2015, 03:59
(https://scontent-fra3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11060312_792463814179147_7212488946191182595_n.jpg?oh=004cbf9d5d63369105173245de514b39&oe=5681BA71)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 31 Aug 2015, 04:42

Awwwwww
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 31 Aug 2015, 05:27
Awwww ....
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Post by: Neko_Ali on 31 Aug 2015, 05:28
How does it work?

Magnets?

Seriously, it's forced perspective. Though they look the same when viewed at a distance, everything on the right is a lot smaller than everything on the left. When you compare something that is about the same size, like the people, to either end, it looks like they are changing size, not the room. It's all eye trickery.
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Post by: Sorflakne on 31 Aug 2015, 15:29
You ever have one of those days?

(http://i.imgur.com/Tb46pPA.gif)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 31 Aug 2015, 18:42
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/c723f386f86fdb31660625809c1758a2/tumblr_nrn2qvcmQk1qewacoo1_540.jpg)
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Post by: Pilchard123 on 01 Sep 2015, 00:49
I need an old priest and a young priest!
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Post by: LeeC on 01 Sep 2015, 05:08
(http://i.imgur.com/1hopJMV.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/KiyCMMT.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/pazsyky.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/Qpi3zBB.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/qyXEx3M.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/Tp3RvUs.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/bckbIQE.png)


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Post by: Pilchard123 on 01 Sep 2015, 15:10
(http://i.imgur.com/LpO1apM.jpg)

I don't know much about the esteemed (oh, that should read 'steaming'?) Mister Trump, but given only his Twitter history... I'd say the disdain I've seen for him is pretty light, really.
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Post by: LeeC on 02 Sep 2015, 07:22
New Batmetal video is out.  Be warned its way more brutal than the last one.
(http://i.imgur.com/MGSoQFt.gif)

music is actually from Deathklok from the show Metalocolypse.
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Post by: Kugai on 02 Sep 2015, 15:45
.................................................................................
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 02 Sep 2015, 18:16
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/d0742dba103bf99e344285538c93690c/tumblr_nu1ycnbxZy1ridgmwo1_1280.jpg)
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Post by: SubaruStephen on 02 Sep 2015, 22:43
(http://i.imgur.com/MCaNzIJ.jpg)
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Post by: Akima on 03 Sep 2015, 02:48
(http://i.imgur.com/Fue1wLt.png)
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Post by: pwhodges on 03 Sep 2015, 12:15
World's fluffiest sheep (http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2015/09/02/sheep-lost-australia-yields-93-pounds-wool/71622362/)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 05 Sep 2015, 08:22
Quote
This happened a few years ago and I was living in Zimbabwe at the time, and I was having a pretty bad day, I was going to see my auntie who lived about 400km away from me. If youre african you’ll understnad that this was no small journey. So I got in my car and set off and about 3 hours into the journey i came across a Dude by the side of the road who was going in the same direction, so out of the goodness of my heart i said jump in. we go to talking and he happened to be going to exact same village as me and he knew my auntie!.
Half an hour passes and we’re making polite chit chat and reminiscing about old times in zimbabwe, when all of a sudden he tell me to pull over, so I do. he runs out of the car and starts making wretching noises, so i assume he’s throwing up, its dark at this point so i cant really see much, so i go check on him ( first mistake). I get out and go to his side expecting him to be there but he’s not…..Then I here someone behind and me and before i know it im unconcious! so I wake up a couple hours later( iknow this becuase the sun was coming up at this point) without my car, clothes or wallet. so im thinking great. i look around and see im on some farmland wearing the giys clothes. SO i start walking in no particular direction and eventually come across a settlement.
I explain to them my situation and they tell me that the nearest main road is at least a good half a days walk from where I am and they dont get many cars coming through this part but they heard one last night ( which might be our thief). I start walking in the direction they point me in and after what felt like forever i come acroos a road, so I pitch up and start waiting, ( now i know most of you are thinking why not call someone, i had no phone with me and I dont have the best memory so I didnt know any numbers that would come in handy). after a couple of hours a car stops and lets me hitch I let him know the situaion and he says we’re in the complete opposite direction of my intended destination but he’s willing to drop me close enough to walk the rest of the way to which I thought great!
its takes a good two days to get there and he drops me off and i say my goodbyes to my driver, I take down his number so i can repay him later on. At this point im starting to recoginise my surroundings, I walk for a few miles and as im getting closer to my aunties i can here a lots of singing and what appears to be a large crowd which i though was strange. Im about 100 feet from the house and i see my Son which again i thought was strange because he was meant to be in school at this time, but instead of running to me and hugging me as he normally does…he runs away screaming to my complete bewilderment. I get to the the gate and all of a sudden the large crowd alerted by my sons scream has stopped singing and is stood silent. my wife appears and starts to run towards me hugging and kissing me like Ive been gone for months. My auntie appears and immediately faints when she sees me.
I still have no clue whats going on at this point and im exhausted, so we rush to get my auntie inside and I see my picture ontop of a large box that resembles a coffin sitting in the living room….
So it turns out that the guy who robbed me and made off with my car my wallet and all my clothes was in a car crash so bad that they couldnt identify the body and because the only things they could use to identify him was my wallet, they assumed it was me that had died in the crash. since there was no body of sorts they could arrange the funeral preety quickly and that is what I had stumbled upon. My son still has nightmares to this day and and my wife has told me never to pick up a hitch hiker ever again.
TL;DR Got carjacked, robber died and family thought it was me, they arrange my funeral and I somehow manage to stumble upon my own funeral.
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Post by: 94ssd on 05 Sep 2015, 10:07
My reaction to today being game day.

(http://s21.postimg.org/6237hcxpz/hide.png)

This town becomes my nightmare. But I don't have work thank god.

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Post by: cesium133 on 05 Sep 2015, 10:09
This is my first experience with a football game day in Madison, but if it's anything like Norman, I agree. Just find a place to hide.

When I was a grad student, the apartment complex I lived in was in the part of town that was closed to traffic. My strategy was usually to either hole up in my apartment all day, or sneak out during 2nd quarter, then find a place away from campus to hide until after the game. I do remember one time I went to another grad student's house during the game, and walked back to my apartment. There was someone trying to get into the section of town that was closed to traffic, arguing with a cop that he lived at the apartment complex I lived at. The cop's response: "I don't care where the hell you live, if you don't turn around right now I'll fucking shoot you." Norman cops...  :psyduck:
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Post by: SubaruStephen on 05 Sep 2015, 11:03
This is my first experience with a football game day in Madison, but if it's anything like Norman, I agree. Just find a place to hide.

Game Day here is like Purge Night (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2975578/?ref_=nv_sr_1) (minus the gunfire): Lock yourself in until it's over.
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Post by: cesium133 on 05 Sep 2015, 11:14
I've been considering just going for a drive out of town and coming back tonight, but I don't know where I'd go.
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Post by: jwhouk on 05 Sep 2015, 18:41
This is my first experience with a football game day in Madison, but if it's anything like Norman, I agree. Just find a place to hide.

When I was a grad student, the apartment complex I lived in was in the part of town that was closed to traffic. My strategy was usually to either hole up in my apartment all day, or sneak out during 2nd quarter, then find a place away from campus to hide until after the game. I do remember one time I went to another grad student's house during the game, and walked back to my apartment. There was someone trying to get into the section of town that was closed to traffic, arguing with a cop that he lived at the apartment complex I lived at. The cop's response: "I don't care where the hell you live, if you don't turn around right now I'll fucking shoot you." Norman cops...  :psyduck:

It'll only be bad if the Badgers manage to come back and beat 'Bama.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 05 Sep 2015, 18:42
Sports are fun but sometimes people gotta remember it's just a game.
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Post by: cesium133 on 05 Sep 2015, 20:40
This is my first experience with a football game day in Madison, but if it's anything like Norman, I agree. Just find a place to hide.

When I was a grad student, the apartment complex I lived in was in the part of town that was closed to traffic. My strategy was usually to either hole up in my apartment all day, or sneak out during 2nd quarter, then find a place away from campus to hide until after the game. I do remember one time I went to another grad student's house during the game, and walked back to my apartment. There was someone trying to get into the section of town that was closed to traffic, arguing with a cop that he lived at the apartment complex I lived at. The cop's response: "I don't care where the hell you live, if you don't turn around right now I'll fucking shoot you." Norman cops...  :psyduck:

It'll only be bad if the Badgers manage to come back and beat 'Bama.
Apparently that ain't happening.

But, hey, the Sooners can kick the hell out of a cupcake team...
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Post by: Method of Madness on 05 Sep 2015, 23:09
(https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/10390379_951068554913708_5072382259086095197_n.jpg?oh=178603255b49c7fc0b0d38dab6a4bdc5&oe=56ABCA16)

The rest of them! (https://www.facebook.com/TheRealWTFMagazine/posts/951068771580353)
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Post by: 94ssd on 06 Sep 2015, 08:06
Apparently that ain't happening.

But, hey, the Sooners can kick the hell out of a cupcake team...

We managed to obliterate a lower-division team and in the one and a half quarters I watched on ESPN3 we injured 3 of their players. I hope we're proud of ourselves.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 06 Sep 2015, 08:08
Huh?
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Post by: jwhouk on 06 Sep 2015, 18:54
NCAA football. DI-A teams usually schedule DI-AA opposition this time of year to prepare for their "real" schedule. Unfortunately, four I-AA teams beat their I-A opponents (Fordham, South Dakota State, Portland State, North Dakota) on Saturday.
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Post by: 94ssd on 06 Sep 2015, 20:30
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Post by: Sorflakne on 08 Sep 2015, 10:52
(http://i.imgur.com/6UUXXfX.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/HbGW8f7.jpg)
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Post by: LTK on 08 Sep 2015, 16:08
I haven't seen half the movies in here but it's great nonetheless.

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Post by: Blue Kitty on 08 Sep 2015, 16:35
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/c4715627e9594b4499779fb38bdebf19/tumblr_ntf1tn19nb1tfwxmio1_540.gif)
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/debf2d2d6a005d34ee9d0ce8f324d17e/tumblr_ntf1tn19nb1tfwxmio2_540.gif)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/ae3b6a358d51ebce93176d6db6796a29/tumblr_ntf1tn19nb1tfwxmio3_540.gif)


(http://41.media.tumblr.com/a5c3a4ba9ef51f74fd42cb1956d9f4b3/tumblr_ntrnileV991u3zusno1_1280.jpg)
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Post by: SubaruStephen on 08 Sep 2015, 16:44
That is some ridiculously awesome editing, whoever made the vid should be working for a Hollywood studio (if they aren't already)
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Post by: LeeC on 09 Sep 2015, 04:31
(http://i.imgur.com/m94EB5n.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/qvou5U1.jpg)

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Post by: Sorflakne on 09 Sep 2015, 13:50
(http://i.imgur.com/m00tubZ.jpg)
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Post by: LeeC on 10 Sep 2015, 04:23
Oh Grunkle Stan...
(http://i.imgur.com/rnyPbT3.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/LqgjwLE.gif)

This has happened before.
(http://i.imgur.com/JcsVOV9.gif)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 10 Sep 2015, 12:02
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/5db9ed64d06778e47ecdef4474966409/tumblr_ngvewwDjHj1sa33rko1_1280.jpg)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/a527b21237213e34e7379312cb1a2781/tumblr_ngvewwDjHj1sa33rko2_1280.jpg)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/4dc406334facbab2bb4cdc838d55b615/tumblr_ngvewwDjHj1sa33rko3_1280.jpg)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/8647c94bc87a32bb06b9046ade768622/tumblr_ngvewwDjHj1sa33rko4_1280.jpg)
(http://36.media.tumblr.com/1442266141810a5b202c12cf85dcce99/tumblr_ngvewwDjHj1sa33rko5_1280.jpg)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/25843516e0e1be7869c9a4222e0d2a7a/tumblr_ngvewwDjHj1sa33rko6_1280.jpg)



I love unnecessary censoring
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Post by: Method of Madness on 10 Sep 2015, 18:09
Sarah is such a fucking troll and I love it.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 10 Sep 2015, 18:39
Lashon is so done with her shit
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Post by: Method of Madness on 10 Sep 2015, 18:58
"Wait a minute, this is the purse you gave me last year!"
"And you were so glad to find it then, too!"
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Post by: Method of Madness on 10 Sep 2015, 20:15
(https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/12004757_1251471368214350_6286887888957871542_n.png?oh=dd01b7bd1ba346d9456fb625cc987309&oe=5661A405)
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Post by: LeeC on 11 Sep 2015, 04:31
dear lord im old!
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Post by: hedgie on 11 Sep 2015, 05:00
Sad thing is that I'm 35, and I *still* didn't recognise half of those theme tunes.
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Post by: explicit on 11 Sep 2015, 09:37
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/sometimes-people-can-be-real-assholes-9.jpg?quality=90&strip=info&w=600)
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Post by: Loki on 11 Sep 2015, 13:12
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Post by: Method of Madness on 11 Sep 2015, 14:15
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/sometimes-people-can-be-real-assholes-9.jpg?quality=90&strip=info&w=600)
Hey, it says merge, not merge right now. (I probably would do what the dicks did, but in my defense...I learned to drive in New Jersey.)
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Post by: cesium133 on 11 Sep 2015, 20:39
The thing is, the most efficient way to merge at a spot like this is to maintain two lanes until the merge, and zipper merge where the lane ends. People are too disorganized and self-centered to make that work, though.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 12 Sep 2015, 05:43
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/303a21708eb86d93f691414283684d0c/tumblr_nu010eGUTE1qadrooo1_1280.png)
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Post by: Kugai on 12 Sep 2015, 16:37
I guess he got squeezed on that one
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 13 Sep 2015, 06:56
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/94b6b2ee8914a730af68fc00588cf511/tumblr_mufuud3ehp1rzif12o1_500.jpg)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 13 Sep 2015, 19:41
(click to show/hide)
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Post by: osaka on 14 Sep 2015, 08:04
That was the ultimate DumbleBurn.
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Post by: LeeC on 14 Sep 2015, 09:55
(http://i.imgur.com/HWLvpmA.jpg)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 14 Sep 2015, 10:21
Legit.
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Post by: osaka on 14 Sep 2015, 10:57
And that's also how Regular Show was born.
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Post by: LeeC on 14 Sep 2015, 11:24
(http://i.imgur.com/MYP9P5q.jpg)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 14 Sep 2015, 16:47
(https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/11217829_10153137968731179_3058472098962594897_n.jpg?oh=3ed82e4765e92ce6a065c5f65862b772&oe=56696869)
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 14 Sep 2015, 18:27
Well, pumpkin spice certainly ain't pumpkin. I hate that crap. It's weird that so many people don't understand that it's all the crap they add to pumpkin to make it pie filling. It makes as much sense as putting Italian seasoning on a slice of bread and calling it pizza spice toast.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 14 Sep 2015, 18:38
To be fair, I've made a pumpkin pie from an actual pumpkin before. Sure, I used some spices as well, but it was tasty.

...the seeds that I roasted after were far tastier though.
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Post by: Sorflakne on 14 Sep 2015, 20:47
I don't get why pumpkin spice is such a big deal.

(http://i.imgur.com/AR0YG9V.jpg)
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Post by: LeeC on 15 Sep 2015, 04:29
Like Warcraft or not, this was still an amazing video.

The art of the flash backs, the sounds, the voices, the music.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 15 Sep 2015, 09:28
I don't get why pumpkin spice is such a big deal.
Partly because it's tasty but mostly because it's not offered all the time.
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Post by: Neko_Ali on 15 Sep 2015, 09:31
I find it's more of a big deal to the people who want to post those 'Pumpkin Spice is coming' memes and complain endlessly about pumpkin spice everything. It's pretty annoying really. I love pumpkin spice whatever, but I don't go running around screaming about it the way complainers do.
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 15 Sep 2015, 19:03
I'm mainly just sick of the played-out Dune jokes.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 15 Sep 2015, 19:22
The Basic Gesserit?
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Post by: Akima on 15 Sep 2015, 19:23
People do Harkonnen on and on about Dune, it is true.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 15 Sep 2015, 19:36
Dude, God can hear moose whispers. #MrHenry (https://vine.co/v/eXpzEj5UU3A)


(http://41.media.tumblr.com/6996b126156df873d40a96df4549c94b/tumblr_mo402nUtQ81qflhsyo1_1280.jpg)
Quote
“I can’t believe it….I’m on a box of cookies!
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Post by: Kugai on 15 Sep 2015, 20:11
That's a monster of a snack!
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Post by: LeeC on 16 Sep 2015, 06:28
(http://i.imgur.com/OoZxCRX.jpg)



(http://i.imgur.com/V1D86aJ.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/PSQGM94.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/1up8BdJ.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/PRMZIKs.jpg)
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Post by: Sorflakne on 16 Sep 2015, 22:59
Rabbit running down a football field (http://imgur.com/wf32XDJ)

I've noticed a lot of gifs on Imgur are now classed as videos.  Makes it much harder to share them.
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Post by: LeeC on 17 Sep 2015, 06:38
(http://i.imgur.com/ghoUUKk.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/CVbHLS2.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/DJFO93y.gif)
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 17 Sep 2015, 08:04
Everything I hear and see of that show fills me with an intense need to throw up.

I have no logical reason for that.
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Post by: Pilchard123 on 17 Sep 2015, 09:42
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwOQYnmDEVw
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Post by: Is it cold in here? on 18 Sep 2015, 17:50
(http://www.electriciantalk.com/attachments/f2/64489d1442612172-electric-avenue-no-outlet.jpg)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 18 Sep 2015, 22:17
Broken image, when I tried to go to the image URL directly it said I had to log in. What absolute butts.
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Post by: pwhodges on 18 Sep 2015, 23:28
(http://i.imgur.com/gOEHEm7.jpg)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 20 Sep 2015, 08:54
Quote
When you are having sex and forget to kick the cat out of the room
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/e3a81eec9f835df9bdb235f4f0db6488/tumblr_inline_nqu9yenL7K1qk5swu_500.jpg)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/63f49ecc626d08e64615a099bf8ed562/tumblr_inline_nqu9ysRzRg1qk5swu_500.jpg)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/5df1f6972f7c98e6e575e6f0797e609c/tumblr_inline_nqu9z6LN6v1qk5swu_500.jpg)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/3323f0948b79c5c90856007f02df9422/tumblr_inline_nqu9zkwrBF1qk5swu_500.jpg)
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Post by: LeeC on 21 Sep 2015, 08:59
just placing this here for now.
(http://i.imgur.com/wjLyEtS.gif)

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Post by: Method of Madness on 21 Sep 2015, 13:18
Holy shit, that was fucking phenomenal.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 21 Sep 2015, 14:48
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/6c17d7308e5f20c23d6bffbf3bfe50a8/tumblr_nunex17LoN1qbf0vto1_1280.png)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/131558009445ea4f8d79466775de31d5/tumblr_nunex17LoN1qbf0vto2_1280.png)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/fad5e5726ccb3ec93eef945c473ba739/tumblr_nunex17LoN1qbf0vto3_1280.png)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/f2e0cd82f151889d99e70efd61d35ba8/tumblr_nunex17LoN1qbf0vto10_1280.png)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/de52fda748633667c9023e5f91cd6962/tumblr_nunex17LoN1qbf0vto4_1280.png)
(http://36.media.tumblr.com/146cc69acd5068a62756797a19b7fa71/tumblr_nunex17LoN1qbf0vto5_1280.png)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/c9644de28dedec92b7faa18492bf8a0b/tumblr_nunex17LoN1qbf0vto6_1280.png)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/ca40fcd4606c23e4f334c1751fe10200/tumblr_nunex17LoN1qbf0vto7_1280.png)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/02eab36c33b504a9235448e492986790/tumblr_nunex17LoN1qbf0vto8_r1_1280.png)
(http://36.media.tumblr.com/c1a7b5c0094d28e926189b1182b05274/tumblr_nunex17LoN1qbf0vto9_1280.png)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 21 Sep 2015, 14:52
:)
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Post by: Akima on 21 Sep 2015, 15:35
Is it bad that I thought: "There have never been any tigers on the prairie."? They do live on grasslands in Asia though, and on the taiga (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taiga), naturally... :claireface:
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Post by: Detachable Felix on 21 Sep 2015, 19:35
(https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/12006298_799048420207348_5108933051471398910_n.jpg?oh=a23e9aedae87f7dc7446b6b39721460f&oe=566036FF)
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Post by: hedgie on 21 Sep 2015, 20:41
Is it bad that I thought: "There have never been any tigers on the prairie."? They do live on grasslands in Asia though, and on the taiga (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taiga), naturally... :claireface:

I guess there, they can still burn bright in the forest of the night.  And no, I shan't continue.
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 21 Sep 2015, 22:52
A tiger on the taiga? That's just lazy naming.
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Post by: LeeC on 22 Sep 2015, 11:25
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Post by: Kugai on 22 Sep 2015, 16:43
Well, interesting morning


ISP was down for two and a half hours, so decided to run a full Offline Virus Scan

Malware 


Wound up having to do a Boot Scan


Oh well, at least I'm back and that's gone.



I hate Malware.
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Post by: Sorflakne on 22 Sep 2015, 22:18
Some people...

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Post by: LeeC on 23 Sep 2015, 12:09
Pope's in town, no one is in the office.  There is stuff I could do but...

(http://i.imgur.com/am29Dqb.jpg)
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Post by: SubaruStephen on 23 Sep 2015, 17:22
(http://i.imgur.com/c45wt76.jpg)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 23 Sep 2015, 18:28
GET THAT FOUL CONTRAPTION AWAY FROM M-oh, never mind, that's quite nice :wow:
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Post by: LeeC on 24 Sep 2015, 04:42
Ask Jilly:

(http://i.imgur.com/lFldMUt.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/LW5GaaX.jpg)




(http://i.imgur.com/QaBuD1o.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/yOmo7F7.jpg)
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Post by: osaka on 24 Sep 2015, 09:41
That's one thing, actually. How come that wizards never replicated lightsabers? Maybe the only one working on it was Mr. Weasley?
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Post by: LeeC on 24 Sep 2015, 09:47
(http://i.imgur.com/Sirgalp.gif)

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Post by: Loki on 24 Sep 2015, 13:59
That's one thing, actually. How come that wizards never replicated lightsabers? Maybe the only one working on it was Mr. Weasley?
They did in "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality".
(click to show/hide)

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Post by: Kugai on 24 Sep 2015, 14:02
(http://i.imgur.com/Sirgalp.gif)



Forgot to have a lunch break I think.
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Post by: osaka on 24 Sep 2015, 15:39
That's one thing, actually. How come that wizards never replicated lightsabers? Maybe the only one working on it was Mr. Weasley?
They did in "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality".
(click to show/hide)

That sounds more like "light broadsword", but I guess that not all light blades can be sabers.
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Post by: LeeC on 24 Sep 2015, 16:33
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Post by: Method of Madness on 24 Sep 2015, 18:16
We are all of us dudes :wow:
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Post by: Akima on 25 Sep 2015, 15:52
That sounds more like "light broadsword", but I guess that not all light blades can be sabers.
Since sabres generally have curved blades, and are generally used with a one-handed grip, lightsaber® was a curious name-choice in the first place.
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Post by: osaka on 25 Sep 2015, 16:25
You're absolutely right Akima. The thing is, the Spanish dub went with the generic "Espada laser" (Laser Sword) so I never put too much thought into what kind of sword it should be. What is true is that I picture the spoilered bit as something akin to the Holy Sword on Shining Force, which is much broader (think battle spatula, but longer) than the lightsaber.
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Post by: Akima on 25 Sep 2015, 17:52
Similarly, it is 光剑 (guāngjiàn) in Chinese, which is literally "light-sword", and jiàn (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jian) refers to the classic straight-bladed sword, not the sabre-like dāo (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dao_(sword)).
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Post by: Method of Madness on 25 Sep 2015, 18:33
Lightsaber just sounds cooler than lightsword.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 25 Sep 2015, 19:27
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/69aa7f7622959dfe429c306d1bb6747b/tumblr_my1nf83XHB1qb5wbbo1_500.jpg)
Quote
Quote
why is that pine cone drinking
to forget
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Post by: Method of Madness on 25 Sep 2015, 20:16
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Post by: LeeC on 26 Sep 2015, 10:07
(http://i.imgur.com/NyQwPYs.jpg)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 26 Sep 2015, 13:25
(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/11891115_10153250986826865_5263909426938459867_n.jpg?oh=839ef2ee5767f38c4b29876a9e9a6d98&oe=565DEC48)
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Post by: SubaruStephen on 27 Sep 2015, 02:52
(http://i.imgur.com/3mrpppl.jpg)
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Post by: LeeC on 27 Sep 2015, 11:45
(http://i.imgur.com/1uvzJhb.jpg?1)
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Post by: Kugai on 27 Sep 2015, 12:38
(http://i.imgur.com/3mrpppl.jpg)


What the hey??!!!
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: Method of Madness on 27 Sep 2015, 15:02
Why does the driver get out of the car?
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Post by: Kugai on 27 Sep 2015, 16:08
Just a warning for you guys, I may disappear Offline for a while due to a fruckup with the billing of my ISP Account.  For some reason, I'm $300 in arrears and that's gonna take a while for me to clear as I'm an Invalids Beneficiary here

I'm hoping to clear this as quickly as possible, but I may be gone Offline for at least a month until I do.

I'll try and get on every so often via Public Access at the Library, but I may be unavailable for full time until I get this cleared

Sorry.
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Post by: 94ssd on 27 Sep 2015, 17:57
Just a warning for you guys, I may disappear Offline for a while due to a fruckup with the billing of my ISP Account.  For some reason, I'm $300 in arrears and that's gonna take a while for me to clear as I'm an Invalids Beneficiary here

I'm hoping to clear this as quickly as possible, but I may be gone Offline for at least a month until I do.

I'll try and get on every so often via Public Access at the Library, but I may be unavailable for full time until I get this cleared

Sorry.

:( Hope you get it sorted soon
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Post by: Kugai on 27 Sep 2015, 21:04
A month at most if it all goes the bad way
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Post by: Metope on 27 Sep 2015, 21:24
Let's hope it goes the right way, good luck!
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Post by: Detachable Felix on 27 Sep 2015, 22:03
#putoutyourlugwrenches for Kugai

Seriously though I hope it all works out man :)
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: BeoPuppy on 27 Sep 2015, 23:50
... well, that wasn't pointless ...
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Post by: LeeC on 28 Sep 2015, 04:46
(http://i.imgur.com/15lBAMQ.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/GVgtQsu.gif)
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Post by: Welu on 28 Sep 2015, 13:08
Silly person pouring hot water like that  while barefoot.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 28 Sep 2015, 19:28
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/d1586cafad8167fb3fc40e0ec9e6bccc/tumblr_nv1z06fYF41tqxn2go1_500.png)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/e438433bac695b909f8b6c2030849de7/tumblr_nv1z06fYF41tqxn2go2_1280.png)
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Post by: LeeC on 29 Sep 2015, 05:08
(http://i.imgur.com/wXZYSBi.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/BrIdNxY.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/JjekvQU.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/uHH4rMr.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/3hbZl61.jpg)


(http://i.imgur.com/jdoTB5A.jpg)



(http://i.imgur.com/eHPoge5.jpg)
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I bet it has a stupid name like Eeyurope.
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Post by: The Seldom Killer on 30 Sep 2015, 03:59
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CQFiHvTUcAAdIOK.jpg)
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Post by: LeeC on 30 Sep 2015, 04:31
(http://i.imgur.com/v3pn6JR.jpg)
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Post by: LTK on 30 Sep 2015, 06:31
(http://i.imgur.com/eHPoge5.jpg)
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I bet it has a stupid name like Eeyurope.
The fuck did they do to Iceland?
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Post by: jwhouk on 30 Sep 2015, 07:07
Ohhhhhhhh. I thought that island down at the bottom looked familiar.
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Post by: LeeC on 30 Sep 2015, 10:13
(http://i.imgur.com/Jfxs3Wi.gif)


there's a NSFW version which is the original but I don't dare post it here.  Even though it is on youtube
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Post by: Kugai on 30 Sep 2015, 13:15
Ever think that that might be it's actual size in comparison to Europe LKT?
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Post by: LTK on 30 Sep 2015, 13:32
I wasn't commenting on the size, but on the location and orientation.
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Post by: Detachable Felix on 30 Sep 2015, 20:05
Pretty sure this is an old one, but eh.

(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/528/919/30f.gif)
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Post by: cesium133 on 30 Sep 2015, 20:09
img
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I bet it has a stupid name like Eeyurope.
The fuck did they do to Iceland?
There's a lot wrong with that map. The Black Sea is messed up, Spain is in the wrong place, and Ireland and France are just plain gone.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 01 Oct 2015, 03:38
(http://36.media.tumblr.com/1aeff6893fe89dca4f7e032d34d83e7f/tumblr_nquyivy1Av1uynjixo1_540.png)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/25662b753b8bd3afd38c93abbac1a654/tumblr_nquyivy1Av1uynjixo2_540.png)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/0b431d93f54c031b5f04194d33b07948/tumblr_nquyivy1Av1uynjixo3_540.png)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/54904c902402a56d1363492b5608a65b/tumblr_nquyivy1Av1uynjixo4_540.png)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/d4fbc4982f6a0525d4484565a857bc27/tumblr_nquyivy1Av1uynjixo5_540.png)
(http://36.media.tumblr.com/bee377512b4ca5783e12e05c926a1343/tumblr_nquyivy1Av1uynjixo6_540.png)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/45ea78364f7bec4ce0971feda5ce217c/tumblr_nquyivy1Av1uynjixo7_540.png)
(http://36.media.tumblr.com/353755a701ed427a6aaf3433ae1d668d/tumblr_nquyivy1Av1uynjixo8_540.png)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 01 Oct 2015, 05:00
That sounds so familiar. What is it from?
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Post by: EvilDuckyBec on 01 Oct 2015, 06:47
According to my Googles, it appears to be from a show called "Brooklyn Nine-Nine".
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Post by: Method of Madness on 01 Oct 2015, 06:49
Ahhhhh. Makes sense.
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Post by: jwhouk on 01 Oct 2015, 07:02
It's also part of the apocryphal story of Bill Murray. He wandered into a McDonald's, saw some guy eating a burger with french fries. He walked past, took a fry from the guy's stash, ate it, looked at him, and said, "No one will ever believe you."
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Post by: LTK on 01 Oct 2015, 08:08
img
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I bet it has a stupid name like Eeyurope.
The fuck did they do to Iceland?
There's a lot wrong with that map. The Black Sea is messed up, Spain is in the wrong place, and Ireland and France are just plain gone.
You're right, I can't believe I didn't notice how badly Spain was copy-pasted over france.
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Post by: LeeC on 01 Oct 2015, 09:42
Nope in the ear, put it in the spoiler, be warned.
(click to show/hide)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 01 Oct 2015, 13:37
THAT WAS NOT SUFFICIENT WARNING

(I mean it wasn't that bad but you could've mentioned a spider was involved and that "nope in the ear" was quite literal)
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Post by: pwhodges on 02 Oct 2015, 02:14
(http://i.imgur.com/hVFozZr.jpg)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 02 Oct 2015, 04:28
Quote
Today at work I asked one of the kids what her favourite colour was and she said:
‘Pink and purple. They’re pretty. I used to liked yellow but I got fed up with it.’ She stares into the distance. Suddenly this five year old child in her flowery dress with matching ribbons in her hair has become a battle-hardened veteran. She’s seen some shit.

‘Too many things are yellow now’. If this were a movie she’d knock back the last of her whiskey and get up from the bar. I know in my heart of hearts this kid is sick of minions.


(http://40.media.tumblr.com/fd26fd56389a003daaa7ef3029807b4e/tumblr_nrupxmKEi11rdb6zlo1_1280.jpg)
(http://36.media.tumblr.com/8446b37e4b4dd6c1f19541a3608d964f/tumblr_inline_nv8zszvcAQ1ryf94j_500.jpg)
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Post by: LeeC on 02 Oct 2015, 04:56
(http://i.imgur.com/jw5IDln.jpg)
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Post by: cesium133 on 02 Oct 2015, 06:42
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CQP8QVlU8AAmHti.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: LeeC on 02 Oct 2015, 09:00
(http://i.imgur.com/5hS3lFl.jpg)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 02 Oct 2015, 13:36
I fucking love that show.
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Post by: The Seldom Killer on 02 Oct 2015, 13:45
The fuck did they do to Iceland?

But you're quite alright with them moving Spain, cutting off half of France and completely ditching Ireland?
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Post by: Method of Madness on 02 Oct 2015, 13:49
I am.
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Post by: Kugai on 02 Oct 2015, 14:14
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CQP8QVlU8AAmHti.jpg)


Their next sign was a 'Going Out Of Business Sale' sign.
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 02 Oct 2015, 20:18
Well, it was their own fault. They needed to schmooze more to the "Keith" demographic.
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Post by: SubaruStephen on 02 Oct 2015, 20:36
Let's not forget the discrimination against arboreal nymphs...
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Post by: The Seldom Killer on 03 Oct 2015, 00:25
I can see how American's can't cope with Canadian Street Slang, or Received Pronunciation as we call it on the footpaths and byways of England.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 03 Oct 2015, 06:05
(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpl1/v/t1.0-9/12063402_843038405793740_7284970467022743335_n.jpg?oh=2691f63a74e4e89d0aa2339e33203b7b&oe=5686917C)

I can see how American's can't cope with Canadian Street Slang, or Received Pronunciation as we call it on the footpaths and byways of England.
What is Canadian Street Slang?
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Post by: LeeC on 03 Oct 2015, 07:57
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Post by: Method of Madness on 03 Oct 2015, 08:54
Hahahaha, perfect.
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Post by: SubaruStephen on 03 Oct 2015, 11:53
http://i.imgur.com/d8skZVO.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/d8skZVO.jpg)

Administrator Comment Changed to a link; embedding an image of that size (80MB) is antisocial...
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Post by: osaka on 03 Oct 2015, 12:10
Yeah, yeah, it's cute and everything, but that's EIGHTY MEGABYTES OF GIF.
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Post by: pwhodges on 03 Oct 2015, 15:03
GIFs seem very popular these days.  It's strange, because generally, videos are smaller, and we can do nice YouTube links too.  Have a YouTube video of two other guinea pigs doing the same thing (for less time), in only 6MB, and that's HD (if you open the YouTube window)!:

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Post by: Blue Kitty on 03 Oct 2015, 20:47
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/f11cda296297b875bae68180d21a0a3c/tumblr_nvb0haie5d1qzhjh2o1_1280.jpg)


(http://36.media.tumblr.com/15138bc517bc5d4908e961b68f11bd1c/tumblr_nvgityQMiY1qjbgqso1_1280.png)
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-ernest hemmingway
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Post by: SubaruStephen on 04 Oct 2015, 07:24
That gif was 80mb??? Jeez, I'm sorry, didn't know (iPad didn't show file size)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 04 Oct 2015, 07:27
Yeah, that's one of my few major complaints about iOS, there's no easy way to find out the size of a picture or video.
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Post by: cesium133 on 04 Oct 2015, 07:50
Even on Firefox in Windows, the only way it would tell me the size is if I saved the image to my hard drive.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 04 Oct 2015, 08:12
Yeah, but on iOS even when you save a photo you can't really tell the size.
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Post by: pwhodges on 04 Oct 2015, 10:02
(http://i363.photobucket.com/albums/oo74/KoolLink7/null_127.jpg)
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Post by: osaka on 04 Oct 2015, 13:37
Don't you have to specify a full name on a Death Note? I'm not too familiar with the story, but that's always been what I've been told about it.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 04 Oct 2015, 15:58
The comic never said it would work, just wishful thinking :P
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Post by: cesium133 on 04 Oct 2015, 16:01
Whenever I got a genocide scroll in Nethack, I always used it to exterminate the ponies. Spiders are a nuisance. Ponies are the devil incarnate.
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Post by: osaka on 04 Oct 2015, 16:11
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIY41LrvMFQ
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 04 Oct 2015, 18:36
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/e2e783f5893c9acea1fc52cf9596ce41/tumblr_mkvc3vQXsH1rrvfgyo1_1280.png)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/13ab6c5ce27ff2328540cbbb6147b84c/tumblr_mkvc3vQXsH1rrvfgyo2_1280.png)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/a4e728ecaa8fc17c5bfd313dceee9a96/tumblr_mkvc3vQXsH1rrvfgyo3_1280.png)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/a492373962a0e690ae463fb0ed81bdfd/tumblr_mkvc3vQXsH1rrvfgyo4_1280.png)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 04 Oct 2015, 18:46
Is that Better Off Ted? I fucking loved that show.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 04 Oct 2015, 18:52
Me too. I was sad to see it go, but now it's on Netflix
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Post by: Method of Madness on 04 Oct 2015, 18:55
I think it's been on Netflix for a while. I didn't even know it had a second season until I found the whole thing on Netflix.
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Post by: SubaruStephen on 05 Oct 2015, 20:59
(http://i.imgur.com/0GSrDQ5.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/nzSCxPP.jpg)

Hopefully these ones aren't as big as the last one...
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Post by: Schmee on 05 Oct 2015, 23:03
Oh, I love those edited GIFs!

(https://i.imgur.com/nvAcaFA.gif)
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Post by: LeeC on 06 Oct 2015, 04:49
(http://i.imgur.com/C1ZB41P.gif)

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Post by: pwhodges on 06 Oct 2015, 08:51
(http://i.imgur.com/enhecaq.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: LeeC on 06 Oct 2015, 10:27
(http://i.imgur.com/Hvlu3ts.jpg)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 06 Oct 2015, 14:12
Hahahaha, I found that ages ago and haven't been able to find it since. (Except the one I saw was just three panels, the last panel kind of ruins it)
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Post by: Sorflakne on 06 Oct 2015, 14:30
(https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlp1/v/t1.0-9/12105798_1117982775019585_683555736211514833_n.png?oh=2a4b151e733cf839dc60777df1d1b519&oe=568B3384)

(https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/12107257_1117982845019578_5066407332085164975_n.png?oh=df7c1f7e920647ce8dea280f8e71dc75&oe=569EC73A)

(https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpl1/v/t1.0-9/12105702_1117982925019570_2806789358273299876_n.png?oh=5e4babd0f7ee425a127527b5a9039389&oe=56D306A0)

(https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/12107806_1117983011686228_4821759100160166157_n.png?oh=5cd2936c75c2a786b37297a46e5820c3&oe=569FA185)
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: Akima on 06 Oct 2015, 14:36
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/13ab6c5ce27ff2328540cbbb6147b84c/tumblr_mkvc3vQXsH1rrvfgyo2_1280.png)
LOL! That edition must have very large print, or lots of pictures! :laugh:
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Post by: Neko_Ali on 06 Oct 2015, 15:15
It's the Children's Edition. :)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 06 Oct 2015, 19:45
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/b9ad03b0fc2e54d684973c08914edfbd/tumblr_nl2ctkgVBu1qlry6to1_1280.png)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/720d7cc95974ba1035812ac95ad358db/tumblr_nl2ctkgVBu1qlry6to2_1280.png)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/0139f9b3b93c8c50ea29e4d001ef9de9/tumblr_nl2ctkgVBu1qlry6to3_1280.png)
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 06 Oct 2015, 23:57
http://dangerousminds.net/comments/website_offers_kim_davis_500k_to_do_interracial_lesbian_porn_scene
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B015FY4AV0/ref=as_li_qf_sp_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=B015FY4AV0&linkCode=as2&tag=boxoffbof-20&linkId=73PNTLBOLBN6DBYH
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Post by: LeeC on 07 Oct 2015, 05:37
(http://i.imgur.com/J78qcbq.gif)

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Post by: Loki on 07 Oct 2015, 15:37
Don't you have to specify a full name on a Death Note? I'm not too familiar with the story, but that's always been what I've been told about it.
I am not sure about the full name, but you need a name and must also think of the person's face while you write their name. If you don't know either of those, they are impervious to the effects. Oh, and you can only kill one person at a time - no mass-murdering everyone named John Smith.
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Post by: Detachable Felix on 08 Oct 2015, 15:55
(https://scontent-hkg3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xla1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/12079187_806305236148333_2489786255014903392_n.jpg?oh=4a3f79344c7c253e891445529093e239&oe=568F1E58)
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: LeeC on 08 Oct 2015, 19:09
Meet me at the bar
(click to show/hide)


(http://i.imgur.com/N6xykik.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/4dAV02y.jpg)

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Post by: Pilchard123 on 09 Oct 2015, 10:41
(http://i.imgur.com/4dAV02y.jpg)

Dovahkitty?
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Post by: Neko_Ali on 09 Oct 2015, 11:19
FUS RA NO
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Post by: pwhodges on 09 Oct 2015, 15:41
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Post by: LTK on 09 Oct 2015, 16:50
That thing costs 25 dollars. I can grab a stool from the garage for free.
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 10 Oct 2015, 00:58
I don't own a stool, but I can make one by turning a milk crate upside down.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 10 Oct 2015, 07:20
Or by drinking too much milk, probably!
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Post by: cesium133 on 10 Oct 2015, 08:15
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CQ51nsLWwAAfocy.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: LeeC on 10 Oct 2015, 19:55
(http://i.imgur.com/LtNoJJ2.png)
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: Blue Kitty on 11 Oct 2015, 04:37
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/c363c92b284718c66dbca5dbb3ccea80/tumblr_ne7oxxNVbD1rvsoq2o1_500.jpg)
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Post by: Welu on 11 Oct 2015, 04:45
I know that story is meant to be funny and that some people respond well to kind of shock of inappropriate humour, but every time I hear it, I think Jon Hamm sounds like an asshole.
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Post by: Akima on 11 Oct 2015, 05:02
That thing costs 25 dollars. I can grab a stool from the garage for free.
Yeah, or knock up something like this (http://www.lillipad.co.nz/diy_plans/), though not as tall if you're going to use the technique shown in that video (knees-up sitting on the seat rather than a full-on squat above the pan - see the different height stools on this page (http://www.lillipad.co.nz/)). The main advantage of squat-stools over a milk-crate or something is that they fit neatly round the toilet, but they also let you spread your feet further apart which can be more comfortable.
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Post by: pwhodges on 11 Oct 2015, 06:21
(http://ramblecrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Squat-toilet.jpg)

But y'know, I put that video in this thread for the rainbows, not the serious discussion!
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Post by: Masterpiece on 11 Oct 2015, 07:35
Ah. The a la turka. I do not miss it.


(http://33.media.tumblr.com/6c16e998ec4a6c7f63a51f7a78d01ee5/tumblr_nw0lftAKSZ1qb5gkjo1_1280.gif)
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Post by: Pilchard123 on 11 Oct 2015, 13:16
But y'know, I put that video in this thread for the rainbows, not the serious discussion!

Put Paul! Butts!
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Post by: Method of Madness on 11 Oct 2015, 21:25
But y'know, I put that video in this thread for the rainbows, not the serious discussion!
Too bad. Butts are always serious!

Also, happy Canadian Thanksgiving, eh?

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Post by: cesium133 on 12 Oct 2015, 06:55
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CRHvfFLUcAA__4x.jpg:large)

 :psyduck:
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Post by: Thrillho on 12 Oct 2015, 08:56
That explains a lot.
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Post by: LTK on 12 Oct 2015, 09:07
What if you have a bowl-shaped urinal?
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Post by: Thrillho on 12 Oct 2015, 09:26
It's called a toilet and you sit on it.

 :mrgreen:

And indeed, shit on it.

 :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Post by: LTK on 12 Oct 2015, 11:31
You get some weird looks if you shit on this.

(http://www.aspcp.nl/userdata/artikelen/Urinoir_hoes.JPG)

In fact, it's not impossible that this happened in this picture.
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Post by: Thrillho on 12 Oct 2015, 13:04
I am aware of the round urinals, I just felt like being an ass.
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Post by: LeeC on 13 Oct 2015, 05:44
Even more Gravity Falls + Rick and Morty crossoverness!

(http://40.media.tumblr.com/d1fae5745584a11c4b20a1ed250e0a76/tumblr_ne4uftt7Cl1r9u466o1_500.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/WzcXKpN.png)

__________________

(http://i.imgur.com/XHNGdrh.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/HYUeGBp.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/Ie6VtbH.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/pDs7NY5.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/JnsaNVb.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/Tek5jHG.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/qrhRNG3.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/W2nC5yr.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/lW1vbbv.jpg)
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Post by: pwhodges on 14 Oct 2015, 11:42
StreetView for cats (http://hiroshima-welcome.jp/kanpai/catstreetview/index_2_on.html)
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Post by: Welu on 14 Oct 2015, 14:29
(https://33.media.tumblr.com/8ad7d816458e28dd3bdadd4c254fcd91/tumblr_niby5zDvbF1rsxqqio1_400.gif)
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Post by: pwhodges on 14 Oct 2015, 14:30
And to make aficionados of Neon Genesis Evangelion scratch their heads (and indeed, anyone else), try this:
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Post by: Welu on 14 Oct 2015, 14:34
That's fucking fantastic.
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Post by: pwhodges on 14 Oct 2015, 15:03
I believe they're not actually playing, but miming to this recording:
which honestly is just as impressive (the miming, that is).
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Post by: Welu on 14 Oct 2015, 15:34
I noticed someone said that in the comments. It's a little disappointing it's not real but still a fun video.

(https://33.media.tumblr.com/b03bf79560e9d0911e0e7d2dbafd568a/tumblr_nbc79xQxIy1qcf2rso1_400.gif)
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Post by: War Sparrow on 14 Oct 2015, 18:55

Everyone else's security forces are more fun than mine. ;/
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Post by: LeeC on 15 Oct 2015, 06:28
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Post by: Method of Madness on 15 Oct 2015, 14:18
NO. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 15 Oct 2015, 15:19
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/64250cc5440d5383546ee374a545536c/tumblr_nsbiurgU211qdyeoco1_540.gif)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/01488e950b8adc4f6766036c836bc16d/tumblr_nsbiurgU211qdyeoco2_540.gif)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 15 Oct 2015, 15:20
That's cool and true, but it so did not need to be a gif.

Also apparently between that and the cat thing, I'm a lot more weirded out by human mouths than I realized.
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Post by: Masterpiece on 15 Oct 2015, 16:14
What about human eyes?

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Post by: Method of Madness on 15 Oct 2015, 17:10
Nah, eyes are great. Not crazy about eye sockets, but still not nearly as weirded out as her mouth just...there. And moving. And not matching the caption, damn it!
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Post by: SubaruStephen on 15 Oct 2015, 18:16
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Post by: Kugai on 15 Oct 2015, 18:22
What is it with Adam and Ducks?

This is turning into a fetish
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Post by: Method of Madness on 15 Oct 2015, 18:28
Reminds me of the most recent Rick & Morty (mild spoilers in the video)


And some people have edited that into other things!

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Post by: War Sparrow on 15 Oct 2015, 18:51
That's cool and true, but it so did not need to be a gif.

Also apparently between that and the cat thing, I'm a lot more weirded out by human mouths than I realized.

I think that's grav3yardgirl. She does reviews and things on Youtube. Can be described as eccentric, has a thing for winged gators. That GIF is from a trip to Target for school supplies. Has a hardcore southern drawl, which may explain why the caption doesn't match the mouth movements.
 
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Post by: Method of Madness on 15 Oct 2015, 18:56
No, it's just the limitations of gifs. Like I can see her saying "wear a tiara" but it doesn't match all of it and that always bothers me when you can see someone talking more than a word or two in gifs because it's just...ugh. Just show a picture with words or a video, damn it.
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Post by: LeeC on 16 Oct 2015, 04:24
(http://i.imgur.com/TnAh2V2.png)
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Post by: LeeC on 19 Oct 2015, 05:16
(http://i.imgur.com/1UXnBHe.jpg?1)


(http://i.imgur.com/JjSje7Z.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/EMtISwi.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/aGWISTS.jpg)


Also Halloween is coming up so enjoy!

(http://i.imgur.com/oyLPHZ9.gif)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 19 Oct 2015, 20:50
(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/12140676_10153722970509292_872513597528436265_n.jpg?oh=a3f1a88d61a0627c1dfca79d12cd40e8&oe=56C360F5)
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: LeeC on 20 Oct 2015, 08:33
(http://i.imgur.com/74lAwX0.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: Blue Kitty on 20 Oct 2015, 10:27
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/b41f25a35cb98a861f00c5e632750d6e/tumblr_nvq4pd9nzS1qgbzseo1_500.png)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/6beacbd5d018366e9704d906961c1cd3/tumblr_nvq4pd9nzS1qgbzseo2_500.png)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/d6de9c27257625cac306d22ab200dc68/tumblr_nvq4pd9nzS1qgbzseo3_500.png)
(http://36.media.tumblr.com/7cb301288053561dff7bf5bbf20d2224/tumblr_nvq4pd9nzS1qgbzseo4_500.png)
(http://36.media.tumblr.com/c9682aa9b0d505adc1d9aaa13170d1a8/tumblr_nvq4pd9nzS1qgbzseo5_500.png)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/ce334705faebee6e3a51db634061c192/tumblr_nvq4pd9nzS1qgbzseo6_500.png)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/fce61377ce9d5da5b5a85eeb7a02526e/tumblr_nvq4pd9nzS1qgbzseo7_500.png)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/cd00e2308926b74229fc43ab88088277/tumblr_nvq4pd9nzS1qgbzseo8_500.png)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/a821c726ad3590a71945ffe355bb79fb/tumblr_nvq4pd9nzS1qgbzseo9_500.png)

(http://41.media.tumblr.com/23a6b78a397fa22893da2ff7de324fa1/tumblr_nvq4r3BghL1qgbzseo1_500.png)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/28790d526b4e5b236a26809019e68dc6/tumblr_nvq4r3BghL1qgbzseo2_500.png)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/123006871efe130c783906bc29255be8/tumblr_nvq4r3BghL1qgbzseo3_500.png)
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Post by: LeeC on 20 Oct 2015, 10:28
You know..the Gaston one makes him seem less like a douche and actually tried to win over Belle with something she actually likes.
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Post by: cesium133 on 20 Oct 2015, 10:57
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CRxf8xaWEAAwbQ8.png)
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: LeeC on 20 Oct 2015, 11:07
(http://i.imgur.com/PkMl21b.png)
(https://superpanpizza.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/tumblr_mefd6s13dq1qg3g39o1_r3_500_zpseaecf9be.gif)
(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/bttf/images/3/3c/DeLorean_Arrival.gif/revision/latest?cb=20100901215907)
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Post by: Detachable Felix on 20 Oct 2015, 15:45
Stolen from Thrillho's facebook:

(https://fbcdn-photos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xtp1/v/t1.0-0/p403x403/12122673_1078040042207048_2749438515275787272_n.png?oh=bb7def10da7b6f4d93b0e0ded9a4f0d3&oe=56C23A64&__gda__=1456022081_aab41c15a19cb0ea2089b1d5e1642c05)
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Post by: cesium133 on 20 Oct 2015, 20:43
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CRz7mMSWIAARS1V.jpg)
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Post by: Pilchard123 on 21 Oct 2015, 11:30
Initially only available in the US, YouTube Red will cost $9.99 (£6.50) a month and have no adverts. (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-34596219)

With a name like that, I can't see this going wrong at all.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 21 Oct 2015, 11:39
You mean I can disable my adblocker and pay ten dollars a month for the same result? Great scott!

Also lol red
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Post by: LeeC on 21 Oct 2015, 11:47
Redtube is already free though....  :-P
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Post by: Welu on 21 Oct 2015, 16:07
Quote
When you finally beat a really tough boss after dying a thousand times.
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/71c51fcb57ff40d89d214bae155b8c87/tumblr_inline_nlfq4oI8Xm1r16lw3.gif)
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Post by: Sorflakne on 22 Oct 2015, 14:21
(http://geekxgirls.com/images/hansolomemes/han-solo-force-awakens-memes-07.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: Blue Kitty on 22 Oct 2015, 18:59
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/1419ae9633d44d48b199f072817fc170/tumblr_nvrozkuVZD1ruw1vso5_540.jpg)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/e13bc5a54b0e8a9d49b06859c91f6b69/tumblr_nvrozkuVZD1ruw1vso3_500.gif)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/2e481be0a3591f1d9c770d02010152d0/tumblr_nvrozkuVZD1ruw1vso2_500.gif)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/162ec5be4e67f0ddaa1f1e8d3d3481ee/tumblr_nvrozkuVZD1ruw1vso4_500.gif)
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(http://41.media.tumblr.com/fa65d1a3bb95da44b4fc568aec8df633/tumblr_nvnqa6IKRY1rm62hfo1_500.png)
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Post by: LeeC on 23 Oct 2015, 10:49
Happy Halloween
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Post by: pwhodges on 24 Oct 2015, 00:41
(http://i.imgur.com/2XeQXad.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: Blue Kitty on 24 Oct 2015, 07:12
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md2qy8niix1qfvz38o1_1280.png)


Quote
Apparently, jokingly spreading your legs when the dentist says “Open wide” is FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT.
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Post by: cesium133 on 25 Oct 2015, 17:19
https://twitter.com/Lerky/status/658042103780495360
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Post by: Method of Madness on 26 Oct 2015, 12:43
Quote from: The tweet Cesium linked
Son: "Mom, Dad.. I'm gay"

Mom: *staring at dad

Dad: ...*clenches fists

Mom: ...don't!

Dad: *sweats profusely

Mom:

Dad: HI GAY, IM DAD

Also this:

(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/11038926_915070785238122_5001786598849040278_n.jpg?oh=0781ee985249a510c7a78c4ea167e149&oe=56B5BE28)
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Post by: osaka on 26 Oct 2015, 13:22
I thought he was mad because he hit a single target. I am disappointed.
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Post by: The Seldom Killer on 27 Oct 2015, 00:11
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CR09gx-WIAAh_f0.jpg:large)
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: Blue Kitty on 27 Oct 2015, 06:35
(https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11146111_1245400175486563_4477631645379221228_n.jpg?oh=073645515ab69ae45f7268fda7b5fe59&oe=56B9B8C6)
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Post by: LeeC on 27 Oct 2015, 07:32
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Post by: The Seldom Killer on 27 Oct 2015, 10:23
Ha, we already saved daylight over here suckers. I saved so much daylight I reckon it'll see me through all the way to Spring.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 27 Oct 2015, 12:13
Interesting that the "standard" is actually the shorter period.
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Post by: pwhodges on 27 Oct 2015, 13:30
(http://i.imgur.com/WMJTGus.jpg)
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Post by: Kugai on 27 Oct 2015, 14:16
Who let the Dogs out?!
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Post by: Method of Madness on 27 Oct 2015, 14:52
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t31.0-8/12034459_748610038603362_8622917809148812344_o.jpg)
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Post by: Akima on 27 Oct 2015, 14:53
I know that breed of dog; it's a Wellington Pooch!

I've always thought it was a bit odd how the name "Wellington boots" got attached to rubber boots. As far as I know, The Duke of Wellington's boots were leather, and not very different from any other men's knee-high riding boot of the period.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 27 Oct 2015, 18:28

Edit for article explaining it (http://boingboing.net/2015/10/27/stayin-alive-in-midi-hell.html)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 27 Oct 2015, 19:13
(http://www.mezzacotta.net/garfield/comics/1675.png)
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: Method of Madness on 27 Oct 2015, 19:33
That's what makes it a good day!

Although Garfield wouldn't consider not pigging out a good thing.
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Post by: Kugai on 27 Oct 2015, 21:22
Sometimes you just know somethings not right with the way your Compie's running.

Just did a complete AV Scan - 4 Bugs.

Hate that, but I kinda felt something was up, Compie didn't seem to be running the way it usually does.
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Post by: LeeC on 28 Oct 2015, 05:13
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Post by: Method of Madness on 28 Oct 2015, 05:18
HE'LL TAKE THE CASE!
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Post by: pwhodges on 28 Oct 2015, 09:14
My dog, Penny:

(http://i.imgur.com/aJJjQLM.jpg)
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Post by: cesium133 on 28 Oct 2015, 14:44
(http://cdn.someecards.com/posts/shameful-google-searches5-9RjtaY.jpg) (http://www.someecards.com/life/halloween/most-googled-costumes-searched-for-costume-ideas/)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 28 Oct 2015, 15:23
I've never been so disappointed in my own state, and we elected Christie twice :psyduck:
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Post by: cesium133 on 28 Oct 2015, 15:28
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CSb4RN0UAAAuEj3.png)
I ordered a hot dog, not a shot dog.  :clairedoge:
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: hedgie on 28 Oct 2015, 15:36
If that's the number of dogs that have accidentally shot humans, I wonder what the number of dogs intentionally shooting humans is.
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Post by: SubaruStephen on 28 Oct 2015, 16:34
"Accidentally". Right.


(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/3132284/shifty-eyed-dog-o.gif)
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Post by: Metope on 28 Oct 2015, 17:25
I've never been so disappointed in my own state, and we elected Christie twice :psyduck:

At least you don't live in Mississippi. What the hell, Mississippi.

Edit: I didn't even see Texas there, oh my god  :psyduck:
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: Akima on 28 Oct 2015, 17:54
This is actually an official video, approved by the Chinese government, to explain the "five year plan" system to English-speaking audiences. I facepalm with embarrassment, not only at the Sesame Street approach to presenting centralised planning, but the weird outdated stereotypes of western musicians:
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: Blue Kitty on 28 Oct 2015, 17:55
Go Michigan, go Michigan, go!!


(http://36.media.tumblr.com/8d78632c205dbca62c1bf37dd7946b75/tumblr_n6lmrdZCMN1qzcv7no2_1280.png)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/ca74d349d2734f0203c66d496ae3f301/tumblr_n6lmrdZCMN1qzcv7no1_1280.png)
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: Method of Madness on 28 Oct 2015, 18:50
Prince Mini-house!
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: SubaruStephen on 28 Oct 2015, 20:43
This is actually an official video, approved by the Chinese government, to explain the "five year plan" system to English-speaking audiences. I facepalm with embarrassment, not only at the Sesame Street approach to presenting centralised planning, but the weird outdated stereotypes of western musicians:

It's like a political Katamari Damacy cut scene...
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: Method of Madness on 28 Oct 2015, 21:14
We can believe in you for five years in Earth time, but any longer than that and even the King of All Cosmos can’t be expected to wait.
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Post by: LeeC on 29 Oct 2015, 08:50
(http://i.imgur.com/QPT9STe.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: pwhodges on 29 Oct 2015, 10:03
(http://i.imgur.com/RZ3ydlE.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: LeeC on 29 Oct 2015, 10:15
Gave me a chuckle.
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: LeeC on 30 Oct 2015, 05:29
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: pwhodges on 30 Oct 2015, 07:10
(https://cassland.org/images/BassTalk.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: Blue Kitty on 01 Nov 2015, 07:30
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/53623842279b7ff25a64ce22564c5ba6/tumblr_nw9x5zKyLy1qabls9o3_1280.png)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/3f41da868e25b485ed5503b567bf1826/tumblr_nw9x5zKyLy1qabls9o4_1280.png)
(http://36.media.tumblr.com/fbeb4b89bae4cf99182e03ce919db869/tumblr_nw9x5zKyLy1qabls9o1_1280.png)
(http://36.media.tumblr.com/1e09deaf610862584654eebe56d522f8/tumblr_nw9x5zKyLy1qabls9o2_1280.png)
(http://36.media.tumblr.com/fa6b0c6c60f12b98610615383a96e238/tumblr_nw9x5zKyLy1qabls9o5_1280.png)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/17f3a3cc16e6cac21016becc8cdecaaa/tumblr_nw9x5zKyLy1qabls9o6_1280.png)
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Post by: LeeC on 01 Nov 2015, 09:24

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Post by: LeeC on 02 Nov 2015, 05:18


(http://i.imgur.com/WJtwTuJ.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/Mf1eheY.jpg)
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Post by: LTK on 04 Nov 2015, 14:51
Nightmares: Poems to Trouble your Sleep by Jack Prelutsky (http://www.oocities.org/tk421storm/jack.htm)

This is from a book that's hard to get your hands on, but it's one I would like to have on my shelf.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 04 Nov 2015, 21:31
(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/t31.0-8/s960x960/905539_10153244317207717_8400077082266611882_o.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: LeeC on 05 Nov 2015, 08:14
(http://i.imgur.com/ri1fnrW.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: Method of Madness on 07 Nov 2015, 07:03
(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/11215112_10153186776716451_6183985309805216080_n.jpg?oh=a4c51b99350e22e33b4b462f5bd4cf58&oe=56B6C263)
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: Carl-E on 07 Nov 2015, 14:01
If there's one thing that working at Macy's does, it's get you ready for sours you on the holidays WAAAAAAY too early...



Hmm... don't know why the image doubles, it's not that way in the original. 
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Post by: Welu on 07 Nov 2015, 16:20
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/33ea47af7ef6d3300494efe2210d65bf/tumblr_n6p0nv1o361sl4c1to1_540.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: Blue Kitty on 07 Nov 2015, 19:28
(http://i.imgur.com/cADbziS.gif)
Quote
Explaining the Na+/K+ pump to people outside of biology


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imagine Benedict Cumberbatch furiously trying to hide a boner.
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/59d661b8d40371d4bdc79a0fc59cf8ee/tumblr_inline_mu86vwGxGW1qh3etd.gif)
this is the ugliest post on this earth and if i have to see it so does everyone else
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: LeeC on 09 Nov 2015, 07:57
(http://i.imgur.com/5dYue7V.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: Sorflakne on 10 Nov 2015, 19:17
Actually wouldn't a broken pencil still have a point?

This only applies to pencils made of actual wood and not the compressed particle stuff.  Not to mention a broken plastic/mechanical pencil has many jagged edges and points...
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Post by: Akima on 10 Nov 2015, 20:25
Your avatar is remarkably apposite for that posting.
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Post by: Sorflakne on 10 Nov 2015, 20:38
Wait, "apposite" is an actual word?
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: Method of Madness on 11 Nov 2015, 15:40
(http://i.imgur.com/wIrAQCf.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: Masterpiece on 11 Nov 2015, 17:54
I love the new Vincent looks around meme.
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Post by: LeeC on 12 Nov 2015, 11:35
(http://i.imgur.com/KkSNpKI.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/GBcJudS.png)
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Post by: Kugai on 12 Nov 2015, 12:26
Coffee is serious business
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 12 Nov 2015, 14:24
(http://36.media.tumblr.com/5b96d0872dbf6726c858cb67e147a086/tumblr_nx29ug9HzX1qewacoo1_540.jpg)

(http://33.media.tumblr.com/e6ac7157aa1f97fcbbf426336cc78741/tumblr_na7uphkZRQ1rxnv45o1_500.gif)

(http://38.media.tumblr.com/0a9cf0dde553034502fc9b4b256fc9b1/tumblr_nx0e68408T1qhqr3oo1_500.gif)
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When you hungry af but the microwave is taking forever
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Post by: LeeC on 13 Nov 2015, 08:14
(http://i.imgur.com/h9F0Ax6.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: Masterpiece on 13 Nov 2015, 11:59
(http://extrafabulouscomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/841.jpg)
Sauce: Extra Fabulous Comics (http://extrafabulouscomics.com/comic/84/)
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Post by: Is it cold in here? on 13 Nov 2015, 17:33
Wait, "apposite" is an actual word?

https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#safe=off&q=define:apposite
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Post by: Method of Madness on 13 Nov 2015, 17:46
It's too late for those across the pond, but yo:

(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t34.0-12/12242275_1113226088702651_29947286_n.jpg?oh=fd295c82a9641f58d4e3fad730161923&oe=5649C42B)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 13 Nov 2015, 19:13
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/9f221dab183df5f34a4e6fb07c60b5f2/tumblr_nab3pduI4D1scmwcoo1_1280.jpg)
(http://36.media.tumblr.com/e96d42b2018cfdbf8cf65da32d5ea5a9/tumblr_nab3pduI4D1scmwcoo2_1280.jpg)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/1fe5211c80432774c578c4bef4445e49/tumblr_nab3pduI4D1scmwcoo3_1280.jpg)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/8da1f00abde87d86afec174280bf34f8/tumblr_nab3pduI4D1scmwcoo4_1280.jpg)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/d4cba52cb36850662a057969c84eae19/tumblr_nab3pduI4D1scmwcoo5_1280.jpg)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/89327d5fcac0654b00941699d1cf838f/tumblr_nab3pduI4D1scmwcoo6_1280.jpg)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/52e71a11716e667a6a72dd686eb4bc8b/tumblr_nab3pduI4D1scmwcoo7_1280.jpg)
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Post by: Sorflakne on 15 Nov 2015, 19:21
Well shit.

(http://i.imgur.com/uUZuo8I.jpg)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 15 Nov 2015, 19:38
I always thought the shortened version of Anakin would be spelled "Ani", but other than that...dang. That should've probably gone in the feelings thread :/
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Post by: LeeC on 18 Nov 2015, 11:11
(http://i.imgur.com/zjD2udQ.jpg)

after the past two days of work I really wish I could talk to clients like this...without getting canned.

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Post by: Is it cold in here? on 19 Nov 2015, 10:11
(http://www.loweringthebar.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/eeltube.jpg)

From a rejected patent application.
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Post by: LeeC on 19 Nov 2015, 10:23
(http://i.imgur.com/HYRep9U.jpg)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 19 Nov 2015, 12:07
(http://45.media.tumblr.com/f9fba38cb5632608e59c9a7e0fed595f/tumblr_nwy26t2eSx1r54qfqo1_500.gif)

(http://41.media.tumblr.com/31ab37cb9cef793414455ea74139467e/tumblr_nxxmm3B5Vn1r50zdgo1_500.jpg)
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Post by: hazlett on 19 Nov 2015, 18:37
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Post by: LeeC on 20 Nov 2015, 07:49
(http://i.imgur.com/UjDRHCh.gif)
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Post by: Welu on 20 Nov 2015, 08:34
(http://media.giphy.com/media/cn8moZYpeK4Sc/giphy.gif)

At least it's not as long as the snake one, which also has a legit ending version, so you don't know which one you're watching till the end.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 21 Nov 2015, 04:49
Now I wanna see the snake one!

(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/12239532_10153200849088314_6165292603777223280_n.jpg?oh=b21d412a265e2ab05924015720abac1a&oe=56F904B9)
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: Method of Madness on 22 Nov 2015, 07:26
(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/v/t1.0-9/10615645_608844142553221_1179899128362288634_n.jpg?oh=cff4bbf80649e780fd045239a2daf2c9&oe=56EA8F24)
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: Blue Kitty on 22 Nov 2015, 10:48
(http://49.media.tumblr.com/3543fef947a6f23142be046ae8a52452/tumblr_mxmcht2Y1f1qhansmo1_250.gif) (http://49.media.tumblr.com/a626a7edc56ce22feb365e779795d4bb/tumblr_mxmcht2Y1f1qhansmo2_r1_250.gif)
(http://49.media.tumblr.com/98193cfb9470c4c22c702a2dc530a1db/tumblr_mxmcht2Y1f1qhansmo3_r1_250.gif) (http://45.media.tumblr.com/819632a8fd08c02b3b2ff90e00c1bf11/tumblr_mxmcht2Y1f1qhansmo4_r1_250.gif)


(http://41.media.tumblr.com/7328ea92472ae470852daf5c129a64aa/tumblr_nxsjcfaz8Y1r6ruwjo5_1280.png)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/0b9f4dfd1991ad5f1e369bc1a6f905f5/tumblr_nxsjcfaz8Y1r6ruwjo2_1280.png)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/c6b518a8562a7bb0803977f4408cb658/tumblr_nxsjcfaz8Y1r6ruwjo3_1280.png)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/493b660ca0e43a642045a0ac3eaec98d/tumblr_nxsjcfaz8Y1r6ruwjo4_1280.png)
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: Method of Madness on 22 Nov 2015, 11:38
John Mulaney is the fucking best.
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Post by: LeeC on 23 Nov 2015, 07:01
Darwin's Defeat (http://imgur.com/gallery/FbgXW)
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Post by: Welu on 23 Nov 2015, 08:51
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/bc0720305dc02321425e9020634a9463/tumblr_n1a31pTVZZ1qdjgkzo1_500.jpg)
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Post by: LeeC on 23 Nov 2015, 10:52
I don't care if this is a trailer, its worth the watch...  :evil:
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Post by: Sorflakne on 23 Nov 2015, 13:17
I just found the greatest website ever. (http://www.supercook.com/#/recipes)

So far I've found bacon-fried macaroni and sweet chicken bacon wraps.  My meager kitchen is a goldmine and I never even realized it.  On the downside, my health is going to nosedive if I start cooking with too much bacon...
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 23 Nov 2015, 13:42
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Post by: Nikolai on 23 Nov 2015, 14:23
I just found the greatest website ever. (http://www.supercook.com/#/recipes)

So far I've found bacon-fried macaroni and sweet chicken bacon wraps.  My meager kitchen is a goldmine and I never even realized it.  On the downside, my health is going to nosedive if I start cooking with too much bacon...

This site is amazing. Seriously. Thank you for linking that.
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Post by: explicit on 24 Nov 2015, 15:05
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/11/tkmopka.png?w=600&h=991)
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Post by: Welu on 24 Nov 2015, 16:21
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Post by: Method of Madness on 24 Nov 2015, 17:15
Plane dog sounds kinda like Lumpy Space Princess.
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Post by: LeeC on 25 Nov 2015, 10:25
(https://33.media.tumblr.com/3c7f10cb5c6350e4cd10beba00190ac8/tumblr_nghqmy5ax11sbleazo1_r1_500.gif)
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Post by: explicit on 27 Nov 2015, 11:15
For this black friday you can literally give money away for absolutely nothing in return. Which is kinda what's happening anyway...

So far they've gotten $32,000

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/game-company-asking-people-5-170439713.html

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Post by: Neko_Ali on 27 Nov 2015, 13:51
I wonder if they'll surpass last year's shitty sale. I honestly don't know what to make of these things. I mean, they say they are doing it to protest Black Friday. By selling things that really nobody should want. But they make a ton of money and keep it. I'm not sure if that's a brilliant or sad commentary on the state of the world and retail sales.
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Post by: LeeC on 29 Nov 2015, 07:58
(http://i.imgur.com/TLlfhWd.jpg)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 29 Nov 2015, 08:55
(http://36.media.tumblr.com/0d0d43164bb3870ddfbc4b80372fb440/tumblr_nxpr6lxovM1u53c30o2_1280.jpg)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/0dec408dc63b3dddd1444c12074cc2ae/tumblr_nxpr6lxovM1u53c30o5_1280.jpg)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/3a042fd0b0aca6ed586821a729e18042/tumblr_nxpr6lxovM1u53c30o1_1280.jpg)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/9763ccac473b0d53a6e98057abc6814b/tumblr_nxpr6lxovM1u53c30o4_1280.jpg)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/f91209a25f6b046be2242dca2ddc21a0/tumblr_nxpr6lxovM1u53c30o3_1280.jpg)
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Post by: Masterpiece on 29 Nov 2015, 17:17
I love cauliflower!
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Post by: Method of Madness on 29 Nov 2015, 18:14
Me too. Still funny, though.
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Post by: Kugai on 29 Nov 2015, 22:49
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8ymUAKT2Tk
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Post by: Akima on 30 Nov 2015, 04:28
Her instrument is a (shēng, pronounced roughly "shung") (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheng_(instrument)).
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Post by: Welu on 30 Nov 2015, 06:18
That looks impressive and heavy. I like what I interpreted as a gasp from the room at the start of the video.
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Post by: Neko_Ali on 30 Nov 2015, 07:30
yesss.....
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 30 Nov 2015, 14:43
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/058139ffd911fafa1d2db30fd4a1b4e1/tumblr_nxtovaGaVX1qaa0v4o1_1280.png)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/4d051441096649099f227ff9a54d7967/tumblr_nxtovaGaVX1qaa0v4o2_1280.png)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/262a78b0efa63bdfdb9c9fca85d286a1/tumblr_nxtovaGaVX1qaa0v4o3_1280.png)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/3d36ad886785927bc98150c36578c1a2/tumblr_nxtovaGaVX1qaa0v4o4_1280.png)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/9da12522199a49f5ae0d9550f20f28b6/tumblr_nxtovaGaVX1qaa0v4o5_1280.png)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/1ed05184c303d314a7a8b08059e02566/tumblr_nxtovaGaVX1qaa0v4o6_1280.png)
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”and, you know, as mad as that made me as a little kid, in retrospect that is the funniest thing i have ever seen in my entire life”
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Post by: Method of Madness on 30 Nov 2015, 17:38
Mulaney's the fucking boss.

Her instrument is a (shēng, pronounced roughly "shung") (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheng_(instrument)).

I watched the whole thing with a giant grin, that only got bigger when she threw a little something extra in there (which she did a lot and it never got less impressive)

(https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/every-house-episode.gif?w=650)

(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtl1/v/t1.0-9/12316579_3551527150371_1056301423526752483_n.jpg?oh=bc8aaea4498de6a6dc212bda184f7116&oe=56D9D6B2)
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Post by: LeeC on 02 Dec 2015, 08:12
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Post by: Kugai on 02 Dec 2015, 15:04
https://vimeo.com/46567557
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Post by: SubaruStephen on 02 Dec 2015, 21:59
Everytime I see tilt shift time lapse footage, I mentally hear the theme to Sherlock.
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Post by: cesium133 on 03 Dec 2015, 19:16
(http://45.media.tumblr.com/248c92d30517fe511de1aa140b29b72d/tumblr_nan3cur9pD1qb5gkjo7_400.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: LeeC on 07 Dec 2015, 06:11
(http://i.imgur.com/mFKTRzs.png)
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Post by: LeeC on 08 Dec 2015, 06:42
(click to show/hide)
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Post by: explicit on 08 Dec 2015, 23:45
I saw'd'd this:

(http://a.disquscdn.com/get?url=http%3A%2F%2Fimgur.com%2FcIQEntV.jpg&key=QYCug3YJxbOjyc3k-iWwag&w=600&h=797)

Would you suffer for a chance at President Camacho? I sure would.
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Post by: cesium133 on 09 Dec 2015, 06:08
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Post by: Kugai on 09 Dec 2015, 11:50
Ya know, that makes a horrid kind of sense.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 09 Dec 2015, 18:51
It...really does. Shit.
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Post by: hazlett on 10 Dec 2015, 00:37
(http://meme-lol.com/wp-content/uploads/meme/2015/10/Before-we-make-a-ruling.jpg)
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Post by: LeeC on 10 Dec 2015, 09:04

(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t31.0-8/s720x720/12314247_10153374094202499_7403047653729894220_o.jpg)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 11 Dec 2015, 08:01
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/0608bd13fd00e67ada9da211dd5b4bb9/tumblr_nz0cgajhIK1rr80too1_1280.jpg)
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Post by: Welu on 11 Dec 2015, 16:00
Look at this display in my town.

(http://40.media.tumblr.com/912b9b46c072e648a95212e34fc2a96b/tumblr_nz7x4oTMRV1qjk0hmo1_1280.jpg)
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Post by: Kugai on 11 Dec 2015, 22:16
Just came across this in the PPMB Board. They are a remarkable set of early Photographs taken of some of the last survivors of Napoleons Grand Armee preportedly taken around 1858 when these men were in their 80's and 90's. They are pictured in the actual Uniforms they wore while serving in Napoleons Army.

http://mashable.com/2014/10/27/napoleonic-wars-veterans/#xUnydSsSmkqo
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Post by: Pilchard123 on 13 Dec 2015, 04:52
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWqFaGwNCMU
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 13 Dec 2015, 06:00
(http://49.media.tumblr.com/b296e7a0e551560ca8038608a60fc11a/tumblr_n030iqxuAr1s2wio8o2_500.gif)
(http://49.media.tumblr.com/e0b58f6eeaf575bdaaf14dc1a4557eb0/tumblr_n030iqxuAr1s2wio8o3_500.gif)
(http://45.media.tumblr.com/ddb33fc126fc00ffdfd46315a80f0819/tumblr_n030iqxuAr1s2wio8o4_500.gif)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 13 Dec 2015, 06:54
(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfl1/v/t34.0-12/12395171_1128892900469303_1094264359_n.jpg?oh=218527a853683e2eb6b2423fc8d29950&oe=567087B8)
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Post by: Akima on 15 Dec 2015, 00:15
(http://i.imgur.com/LoRWEju.jpg)
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Post by: osaka on 15 Dec 2015, 00:54
IT'S "HOLD THE LINE" YOU FUCKS.
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Post by: Orbert on 15 Dec 2015, 08:34
Also, it's "I bless the rains down in Africa"
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Post by: LeeC on 15 Dec 2015, 12:21
Hilarious trolling?  Proper grammar and diction?  Say no more.  Brendan, son of Florida Man, being trolled by Bob Troll has you covered.

http://distractify.com/humor/2015/12/14/mustafa-fb-troll (http://distractify.com/humor/2015/12/14/mustafa-fb-troll)
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Post by: Neko_Ali on 15 Dec 2015, 14:03
aaand now my sides hurt from laughter.  :-D
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Post by: Method of Madness on 15 Dec 2015, 15:14
I give it a 5/7!
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Post by: Masterpiece on 16 Dec 2015, 04:56
Amazing.
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Post by: explicit on 16 Dec 2015, 14:49
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7kQSxfc_JQ

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Post by: Sorflakne on 16 Dec 2015, 15:16
(http://i.imgur.com/8oNfB9s.jpg)
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Post by: Kugai on 16 Dec 2015, 17:33
http://sfglobe.com/2015/12/07/white-man-in-the-photo-is-the-third-hero-that-night-in-1968/?src=share_fb_new_47452&sv=3&xas=o47452__1449707394
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 16 Dec 2015, 19:44
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/374f0f0f73e700207a4784b12a5c6757/tumblr_ny9q3n9z4J1uqooxso1_r1_1280.png)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 16 Dec 2015, 20:30
(http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/40cakes_4996.jpg)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 17 Dec 2015, 16:19
(https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/v/t1.0-9/539637_10151344496556945_901263482_n.jpg?oh=cf776794fa8d2b2a600c50911766939a&oe=571C46AE)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 17 Dec 2015, 20:19
And laughed so much that he started to tear up and that's how the Great Flood happened.
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Post by: Jimor on 18 Dec 2015, 11:02
Our dog Polly sits in the living room chair just like a person, so I had to snap a pic and meme-ify her.  :-)
(http://i.imgur.com/sEB4NKr.jpg)
Here's a plain copy if anybody wants to have at the meme thing.
(click to show/hide)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 18 Dec 2015, 14:33
"Ten seconds into Netflix and chill she gives you this look."

(The "you should probably walk me before our six hour Parks and Rec binge" look)
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Post by: LeeC on 19 Dec 2015, 13:29
(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/10455208_10152506885927744_7340980752524201409_n.jpg?oh=bf0c0970252190bab55af117e659d795&oe=5711FE36)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 19 Dec 2015, 13:30
Man, every tumblr screengrab goes one comment further than they need to.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 19 Dec 2015, 14:23
(click to show/hide)
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Post by: pwhodges on 19 Dec 2015, 15:20
Here is a link to a video of the above:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/82373521/ (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/82373521/)
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 20 Dec 2015, 02:09
Glad I saw the .gif first. The vid title gives it away.
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Post by: cesium133 on 20 Dec 2015, 13:11
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CWoWZ0OUYAEL9Lz.jpg:large)
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Post by: Masterpiece on 21 Dec 2015, 02:19
Sparkle Goth?
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Post by: cesium133 on 21 Dec 2015, 04:43
I dunno, I just copied the image from Twitter.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 21 Dec 2015, 05:18
Raven?
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Post by: cesium133 on 21 Dec 2015, 05:21
When will Raven show up in the comic again? "Nevermore."  :oops:
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Post by: Method of Madness on 21 Dec 2015, 06:25
We don't know that.
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Post by: cesium133 on 21 Dec 2015, 06:30
C'mon, don't let the fact that it's Jeph's comic and he can decide what to do with it get in the way of the Poe reference.
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Post by: hedgie on 21 Dec 2015, 10:01
Perky Goth would be what I expected to see there.
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Post by: jwhouk on 21 Dec 2015, 10:13
Perky Goth would be what I expected to see there.

That's Jon Kovalic's thing.
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Post by: LeeC on 21 Dec 2015, 12:16
(http://i.imgur.com/M8Mfjfk.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/8dsJmoA.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/K1S8oNP.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/fFP6w01.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/NhpeaJE.jpg)
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Post by: pwhodges on 21 Dec 2015, 15:09
This is seriously clever, actually:

(http://www.laher.eu/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/IMG_5193.jpg)
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Post by: explicit on 22 Dec 2015, 10:07
(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/v/t1.0-9/10959369_10153210479451840_6429181913602090026_n.jpg?oh=060441fa908b2855ce8aed341bd0c2b7&oe=571A01BC)
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Post by: pwhodges on 22 Dec 2015, 11:05
(http://i.imgur.com/WlelX8I.png)
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Post by: jwhouk on 22 Dec 2015, 11:48
I... don't think I get the reference.
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Post by: Tova on 22 Dec 2015, 13:21
Neon Genesis Evangelion, I believe.
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Post by: pwhodges on 22 Dec 2015, 13:32
Yup - End of Evangelion specifically.  It's better if you know the film, naturally, but worth it just for those people!
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Post by: LeeC on 23 Dec 2015, 12:23
(http://i.imgur.com/c7qizlQ.jpg)
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Post by: doombilly on 23 Dec 2015, 16:32
T5 Tipped so well for their catering. Class act. Unlike that a-hole Clooney. Still Arnie was a sh*t governor of CA.
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Post by: explicit on 24 Dec 2015, 01:51
(http://i.imgur.com/bxVst0p.png)
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Post by: Tova on 24 Dec 2015, 02:39
Well, that turned out a lot funnier than I was expecting.
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Post by: SubaruStephen on 25 Dec 2015, 10:57
What's the name of the song?

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Post by: osaka on 25 Dec 2015, 11:37
I see it and I raise a piano cover.

https://youtu.be/JQXPtXNohmM
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 26 Dec 2015, 13:31
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Post by: Method of Madness on 26 Dec 2015, 17:28

Hey guys I made a thing based on that thing that happened!
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Post by: LeeC on 27 Dec 2015, 18:10
(https://nerdygirlom.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/emo-kylo-ren2.jpg?w=529&h=239)
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Post by: cesium133 on 29 Dec 2015, 08:34
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CXWTLAqUEAAjl2o.jpg)

http://imgur.com/gallery/sxfpA
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Post by: LeeC on 29 Dec 2015, 09:42
(http://i.imgur.com/8SnhU1r.jpg?1)

(http://i.imgur.com/1NB0etX.jpg)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 29 Dec 2015, 18:20
(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10345743_962843123787856_3072492462111807479_n.png?oh=74ac0e14e3b9696b1ec115a5c027b7af&oe=57179A5B)
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Post by: explicit on 30 Dec 2015, 12:56
(http://i.imgur.com/VkqqRXe.png)
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 30 Dec 2015, 16:26
RIP Lemmy
1945-2015
(https://kvltvoices.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/lemmy-kilmister.jpg)
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Post by: Sorflakne on 31 Dec 2015, 09:46
So one of those "You been friends with X for Y years!" posts came up for me and a friend on Facebook...we've been Facebook friends for 46 years, apparently.  Not only have we been friends longer than Facebook has existed, we've been friends for longer than we've been alive.
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Post by: Thrillho on 31 Dec 2015, 10:42
I hate Facebook so much sometimes. It keeps doing that 'on this day five years ago!' thing, and it's like 'here's a photo of your ex wife!' Do I really need to scroll through the entirety of my old photographs deleting her to avoid that shit?
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Post by: Method of Madness on 31 Dec 2015, 13:11
So one of those "You been friends with X for Y years!" posts came up for me and a friend on Facebook...we've been Facebook friends for 46 years, apparently.  Not only have we been friends longer than Facebook has existed, we've been friends for longer than we've been alive.
Ha, 46 years ago (as of about 3 hours from now) is the dawn of the Unixverse*, so that's just a glitch that a lot of people have been getting.
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Post by: Kugai on 31 Dec 2015, 14:28
That sorta crap pops up in my Feed occasionally as well.  I've just learned to ignore it unless it's related to something important.
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Post by: LeeC on 31 Dec 2015, 17:19
(http://i.imgur.com/yDRON95.jpg)
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Post by: LeeC on 02 Jan 2016, 07:17
(http://i.imgur.com/s9khyGq.jpg)
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Post by: Sorflakne on 03 Jan 2016, 10:45
(https://static.pinboard.in/hbd/hbd.040.jpg)

Not a Fallout 4 thing.  We really did put radioactive stuff into everything back in the day.
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Post by: LeeC on 04 Jan 2016, 09:57
(http://i.imgur.com/JZfWaA7.gif)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 05 Jan 2016, 14:38
(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10260021_10153900912449551_8234621031376534213_n.jpg?oh=4e13d90975eb5a30bc14877b5aba9a18&oe=56FB3245)
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Post by: LeeC on 05 Jan 2016, 17:03
how does one post a .gifv here? it doesnt post like a gif! :psyduck:
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Post by: Sorflakne on 05 Jan 2016, 21:50
I've been wondering that as well.  [img] and [video] tags don't work for them.
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Post by: pwhodges on 06 Jan 2016, 00:02
This article (http://gizmodo.com/the-future-of-the-gif-could-be-the-death-of-the-gif-1682654198) has some clues why this is not a trivial request.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 06 Jan 2016, 03:36
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/0c1e53274f84b6b061812a64c083f14c/tumblr_o0fvhsTMp31qfokxao1_1280.png)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/70fbf9a78daebdeffa5faab2ad38129f/tumblr_o0fvhsTMp31qfokxao2_1280.png)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/f2559f5264f0bdfdbf64c6e986f18857/tumblr_o0fvhsTMp31qfokxao3_1280.png)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/85ece1879bd04c074448c267817cd472/tumblr_o0fvhsTMp31qfokxao4_1280.png)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/833db9db257622ab5719d2caf9b10c4a/tumblr_o0fvhsTMp31qfokxao5_1280.png)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/f19908b6428b7f30a826f4a1cc2bad91/tumblr_o0fvhsTMp31qfokxao6_1280.png)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/b26e574b6a10c2414e07d1059907da06/tumblr_o0fvhsTMp31qfokxao7_r1_1280.png)
Quote
imagine fucking up this bad
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Post by: Method of Madness on 06 Jan 2016, 04:10
Like an electricity version of King Midas :(
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Post by: Kugai on 06 Jan 2016, 12:28
Shocking
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Post by: RedWolf4 on 06 Jan 2016, 12:33
I dunno, I kinda got a buzz out of it.
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Post by: pwhodges on 06 Jan 2016, 15:05
Ah, Astro Boy - there are good reasons for considering it the origin of anime (starting with the B/W version from 1963, of course).
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Post by: Is it cold in here? on 06 Jan 2016, 17:07
Two electrocutions?

Revolting.
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Post by: SubaruStephen on 06 Jan 2016, 17:29

An electric, self driving, DRIFTING Delorean.



I MUST HAVE ONE!!!!!!!
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Post by: osaka on 06 Jan 2016, 17:47
Of course it drifts. 1.21GW is way too much to apply to the rear wheels.
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Post by: Neko_Ali on 06 Jan 2016, 17:55
Sadly, the self limiter stops the speed at 87 mph.
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Post by: jwhouk on 06 Jan 2016, 19:51
You all know why 88 miles per hour was the "trigger point" for the Delorean in BTTF, right?

...Deloreans couldn't go faster than that because of the cheap engines they had in them. And 100 mph was right out.
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Post by: Sorflakne on 06 Jan 2016, 23:40
This article (http://gizmodo.com/the-future-of-the-gif-could-be-the-death-of-the-gif-1682654198) has some clues why this is not a trivial request.
So in other words, they "fixed" what didn't need fixing.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 07 Jan 2016, 05:36
So a gifv is a video with no sound that can't be paused, rewound or fast forwarded. Why would anyone prefer that to a video?
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Post by: Masterpiece on 07 Jan 2016, 07:02
(http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a4YYKmm_700b_v1.jpg)
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Post by: LeeC on 07 Jan 2016, 07:03
So a gifv is a video with no sound that can't be paused, rewound or fast forwarded. Why would anyone prefer that to a video?
you could make the same argument about a gif.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 07 Jan 2016, 07:07
Yeah, but gifs can be easily downloaded and moved, gifvs can't.
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Post by: LeeC on 07 Jan 2016, 08:52
Yeah, but gifs can be easily downloaded and moved, gifvs can't.
oh wow, I was under the impression it was.  :-o

(http://i.imgur.com/zLKQ4Mb.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/DIWZ4Qs.jpg)
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Post by: osaka on 07 Jan 2016, 09:20
My Patronus is a 5'3" girl with a cybernetic left arm and a penchant for electricity and hot chocolate. AKA Gaige from BL2.
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Post by: LeeC on 07 Jan 2016, 09:47
Was tempted to put this in the DOA thread but it'll serve best here.

(http://i.imgur.com/QvjoHKG.png)

My Patronus is a 5'3" girl with a cybernetic left arm and a penchant for electricity and hot chocolate. AKA Gaige from BL2.
Mine's an X-wing.  Pew Pew Pew.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 07 Jan 2016, 09:53
Mine's probably a dog. Or a wolf. But a friendly wolf.
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Post by: osaka on 07 Jan 2016, 10:26
Mine's probably a dog. Or a wolf. But a friendly wolf.

Could it be doge?  :wow:
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 07 Jan 2016, 10:47
Much magic. Very sparkle.
:wow:
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Post by: Method of Madness on 07 Jan 2016, 10:56
Mine's probably a dog. Or a wolf. But a friendly wolf.

Could it be doge?  :wow:
Could be.
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Post by: Neko_Ali on 07 Jan 2016, 11:00
Can mine be a deathclaw? I'd like to see some purebloods make fun of that. :)
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Post by: osaka on 07 Jan 2016, 11:33
You know, I actually wrote it half-jokingly to go with the joke but I've thought of the image of a Dementor being scared away by a Twister blast and it would look extremely sick. :parrot:
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Post by: Kugai on 07 Jan 2016, 13:33
Mine would probably be a Vorlon out of its Encounter Suit
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Post by: 94ssd on 07 Jan 2016, 13:49
(https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1157658_10151915440232868_1797349356_n.jpg?oh=a3aaf9c0036ad58882549896421a5a4c&oe=57099C21)
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Post by: Kugai on 07 Jan 2016, 13:56
OOoookaaaaayyyyyyyy............
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Post by: sitnspin on 07 Jan 2016, 13:58
Nothing like eating vegetables to invite the demons. Demons do live their kale.
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Post by: LeeC on 07 Jan 2016, 14:06
I am more amused at how they spelled marijuana...
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Post by: Method of Madness on 07 Jan 2016, 14:10
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTWt-T3ncgEZydZGe404iooG-lQatsPyvrPgJLGmHxBdsjDjjM2Pw)

For all your "pot party" needs.
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Post by: sitnspin on 07 Jan 2016, 14:13

I've seen variations of this list floating around for years. The specific items on the list have changed, but the format and layout are the same.

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTWt-T3ncgEZydZGe404iooG-lQatsPyvrPgJLGmHxBdsjDjjM2Pw)

For all your "pot party" needs.

That store was a major let down.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 07 Jan 2016, 14:14
Flagrant false advertising!
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Post by: osaka on 07 Jan 2016, 16:31
I am more amused at how they spelled marijuana...

I know that "marihuana" is the actual spelling in Spanish, at least in Spain. Now, where the English language imported "marijuana" from (since it probably was) and how they write it there is a different story, since country language variations (that you probably know a ton of too).
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Post by: Akima on 07 Jan 2016, 17:17
My dictionary lists "marihuana" as a correct alternative spelling, and I think it is more phonetically representative of the Spanish pronunciation, isn't it? The source is listed as "Latin American Spanish", but yo no hablo Español, so I can't comment.
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Post by: jwhouk on 07 Jan 2016, 17:49
(https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1157658_10151915440232868_1797349356_n.jpg?oh=a3aaf9c0036ad58882549896421a5a4c&oe=57099C21)

I think these guys might disagree.

(http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/1019therock.com/files/2013/12/Stryper.jpg)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 07 Jan 2016, 18:47
Wow, someone actually made this
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/d8/a6/fe/d8a6fed4d8fe5ee612887778eeb119d0.jpg)


(http://41.media.tumblr.com/7413c4c7e254e5b57fe70e7d13d0913d/tumblr_nzk2xd6KBc1sqx8y7o1_1280.png)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/9f515e618923b4f33c1afb5985109a4e/tumblr_nzk2xd6KBc1sqx8y7o2_1280.png)
(http://56.media.tumblr.com/5aabf3113252a01a8fea7392fec96012/tumblr_nzk2xd6KBc1sqx8y7o4_1280.png)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/9c6876ef42ba72b849b926aae2a4ad05/tumblr_nzk2xd6KBc1sqx8y7o3_1280.png)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/745d58411f866577635df1852ab30756/tumblr_nzk2xd6KBc1sqx8y7o5_1280.png)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/0af96aa4ef592068ba398ed91725c44e/tumblr_nzk2xd6KBc1sqx8y7o6_1280.png)
(http://56.media.tumblr.com/b485da353550075c9eccbca628ea29a0/tumblr_nzk2xd6KBc1sqx8y7o7_1280.png)
(http://36.media.tumblr.com/25801fa10a8d361d2cda7bcb972b1b77/tumblr_nzk2xd6KBc1sqx8y7o8_1280.png)
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Post by: hedgie on 07 Jan 2016, 21:45
Mine would probably be a Vorlon out of its Encounter Suit

Now get the hell out of our galaxy!
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Post by: KingOfIreland on 07 Jan 2016, 23:54
(https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1157658_10151915440232868_1797349356_n.jpg?oh=a3aaf9c0036ad58882549896421a5a4c&oe=57099C21)

'Fire walking'
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Post by: pwhodges on 08 Jan 2016, 02:06
World maps without New Zealand (http://worldmapswithout.nz/)
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Post by: Tova on 08 Jan 2016, 02:36
Okay, this thread took off so I'm very late, but:

Yeah, but gifs can be easily downloaded and moved, gifvs can't.

Who the hell downloads gifs and attaches them to emails? I know gifs are old fashioned, but really??

Also, from the article linked earlier:

Quote
Imgur says it will always give users the option to download the actual GIF file, but then you're giving up all the advantages of GIFV.

Forgive my French, but no you bloody well do not. It's much quicker to look at the thing in the first place; that's not an advantage you lose whether you decide to download it or not. Once you've decided to download it (again, who the hell does that, but apparently someone does), then it takes just as long as the original gif, yes. But at least it only takes an age to download the few you decide to download instead of every single one you want to look at (which is surely a heck of a lot more).

The vast majority of gifs are reaction gif things you've seen a million times. Who's going to download those? I'd really rather just not have to wait all day to find out it's one I've seen a million times, thanks.

/rant :)
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Post by: Tova on 08 Jan 2016, 02:40
World maps without New Zealand (http://worldmapswithout.nz/)

That reminds me of: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omission_of_Tasmania_from_maps_of_Australia
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Post by: LeeC on 08 Jan 2016, 04:19
@Tova  I usually just copy the URL and use it on forums and social media.  Come to think of it, with the exception of Steam, Battlenet, and iTunes, I really don't download much of anything.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 08 Jan 2016, 04:21
Who the hell downloads gifs and attaches them to emails?
I'll download them to my phone and text them to people.
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Post by: osaka on 08 Jan 2016, 05:49
My dictionary lists "marihuana" as a correct alternative spelling, and I think it is more phonetically representative of the Spanish pronunciation, isn't it? The source is listed as "Latin American Spanish", but yo no hablo Español, so I can't comment.

It is in Spain, can't speak for latin american countries. The 'h' is silent too, as it tends to be in Spanish.
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Post by: LeeC on 08 Jan 2016, 11:14
Shawn is my spirit animal.
(http://i.imgur.com/sDbQvjV.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/YEaJcKv.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/o9OKwQH.png)
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Post by: Kugai on 08 Jan 2016, 13:22
World maps without New Zealand (http://worldmapswithout.nz/)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ukd5y2z-ORA
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Post by: Tova on 10 Jan 2016, 02:47
Who the hell downloads gifs and attaches them to emails?
I'll download them to my phone and text them to people.

Why not just text them the link instead?
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 10 Jan 2016, 04:38
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/f3d3d63f115ffebe83d30752b525937c/tumblr_nuljcs6vTK1qdycfro4_1280.jpg)
(http://56.media.tumblr.com/0e08bb7ba2afec19ff90c7135569b2f2/tumblr_nuljcs6vTK1qdycfro2_1280.jpg)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/61ab24e231b481007411c2f3d55b55d4/tumblr_nuljcs6vTK1qdycfro3_1280.jpg)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/dc11a26c6095df89f70294c1cfd71921/tumblr_nuljcs6vTK1qdycfro1_1280.jpg)
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Post by: Neko_Ali on 10 Jan 2016, 06:08
Traitor! *snaps out riot baton*
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Post by: Method of Madness on 10 Jan 2016, 06:09
Who the hell downloads gifs and attaches them to emails?
I'll download them to my phone and text them to people.

Why not just text them the link instead?
...why would I do that? If I show people something, I just want to show it to them, not make them work for it. That'd be like if I posted a link here to a picture/gif instead of embedding it.
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Post by: Welu on 10 Jan 2016, 06:36
Texting gifs doesn't work for me. The phone wants to compress the gif and make it into a jpeg both in my standard phone message app and WhatsApp. Unless I'm misunderstandinga and r you mean a different message app, like Facebook messenger, where I'd still link by default to give the person the choice of opening it first. WhatsApp and the phone's standard app are the only places I'd use the term "texting".

Clicking a link isn't really much in terms of work compared to clicking an image to full screen it, especially if a person is using WiFi. Plus when it's a link, I don't have to preview or download it to view it. Using a phone's browser is a more reliable way of viewing a gif in my experience. I can understand for a jpeg because it's not as intensive to load.  Linking here has a forum built function for doing so, so it makes sense to use it here. It's not as streamlined an experience on phones yet.

I do download gifs to use as reaction images on Tumblr. They're easier for large posts compared to embedding, but it has a built in gif search engine on the browser and phone app now so it's only if I want a really specific one I go to my gif folder.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 10 Jan 2016, 07:02
Strange. If I get a gif as a text (at least on an iPhone and most Androids) it shows up as a gif in the main message body. Anyway, that's just my thoughts on gifs, I guess it's ok to send a link, just not what I like to do.

As for pointless stuff, I saw one of those silly clickbaity articles on "new words and what they mean" or whatever, and I saw this unfortunate (but hilarious) ad placement.

(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/12540855_1146272198731373_4711025274712098419_n.jpg?oh=529da3a64e5af453917d81037dee37da&oe=57071997)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 10 Jan 2016, 11:39
(http://56.media.tumblr.com/66ef88cb91562808ed69b1c006dd2c6a/tumblr_nhwdeyfBEN1so0sfmo1_1280.jpg)
Quote
Just spent 10 minutes looking for my asshole cat…
(click to show/hide)
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Post by: explicit on 10 Jan 2016, 14:37
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/01/but-its-probably-the-right-answer-3-photos-1.jpg?quality=94&strip=info&w=600)
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/01/but-its-probably-the-right-answer-3-photos-2.jpg?quality=94&strip=info&w=600)
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/01/but-its-probably-the-right-answer-3-photos-3.jpg?quality=94&strip=info&w=600)
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Post by: Neko_Ali on 10 Jan 2016, 18:20
Props to him for honesty though.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 10 Jan 2016, 19:12
Also a really good lawyer on retainer :parrot:
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Post by: LeeC on 11 Jan 2016, 10:09
a reason why I'd like to post a .gifv
http://imgur.com/OVC1W07 (http://imgur.com/OVC1W07)
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Post by: cesium133 on 11 Jan 2016, 10:10
Is it just me, or do those damn gifv things never work in Firefox? Because I've never seen one of those things actually work.
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Post by: LeeC on 11 Jan 2016, 10:55
I use firefox, works for me.
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Post by: Sorflakne on 11 Jan 2016, 11:15
Gifvs work in Firefox, but good luck sharing them in forums or whatever as something other than a link.

And in other news, America: Making English better since 1783 (https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2016/01/08/donald-trump-may-win-this-years-word-of-the-year/)
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Post by: Kugai on 11 Jan 2016, 11:16
Ditto
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Post by: cesium133 on 11 Jan 2016, 11:30
Could be one of the ad-blocking add-ons I'm using, I guess. I did notice that that imgur link tried to load a Flash object (when I allowed it to load, it failed to work). Though if you have to load a Flash object to display a GIF, I'd argue you're doing something wrong.
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Post by: Kugai on 11 Jan 2016, 11:37
That would depend on what you're using.  I'm using Adblock Plus and Adblock Plus Pop-up Addon myself and I don't seem to have andy issues with them.
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Post by: cesium133 on 11 Jan 2016, 11:38
Flashblock is the one that usually causes the most issues with online video, so it's probably that.
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Post by: Masterpiece on 11 Jan 2016, 11:53
a reason why I'd like to post a .gifv
http://imgur.com/OVC1W07 (http://imgur.com/OVC1W07)
I don't get it
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Post by: explicit on 11 Jan 2016, 12:10
I saw someone post this on my facebook and then get mad when someone corrected her math:

(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/t31.0-8/12401988_10153842869785682_4084149268684727945_o.jpg)

Think before you post, kids!
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Post by: War Sparrow on 11 Jan 2016, 12:20
I just read a thing on that. And someone has covered the original watermark with their own, because who doesn't want to take credit for someone else's wrong answer?
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Post by: explicit on 11 Jan 2016, 13:09
It doesn't matter if you're right, only the amount of likes count.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 11 Jan 2016, 13:21
It's not millions each, but it's enough for everyone in America to keep the Loch Ness monster at bay.
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Post by: pwhodges on 12 Jan 2016, 04:22
(http://i.imgur.com/CufPdB5.jpg)

"They're fuzzy!"
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Post by: LeeC on 12 Jan 2016, 14:52
(http://i.imgur.com/r9Ree3S.gif)
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Post by: Tova on 12 Jan 2016, 16:22
Pfft. Sub-editors. I suppose they think they're clever.

http://www.theguardian.com/science/shortcuts/2016/jan/12/sarcasm-over-65-scientific-study-older-people
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 12 Jan 2016, 18:49
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/7f285dc423c2e84bf812220109354770/tumblr_o08jn0QhAX1tezz4oo1_400.jpg)
Quote
When you sleep through your alarm but realize your alarm never went off then realize you never set your alarm you just typed “8” into the calculator then passed out.
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Post by: LeeC on 13 Jan 2016, 06:26
(http://i.imgur.com/wINaPEy.gif)
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Post by: Neko_Ali on 13 Jan 2016, 06:32
GOOOOAAAALLLLLLL!!!
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Post by: Kugai on 13 Jan 2016, 15:04
No, it's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6Ntk8peiIE
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Post by: osaka on 13 Jan 2016, 16:23
This is being nitpicky, but I'm pretty sure that commentator isn't Spanish. Or at least the accent isn't.

Also Spanish commentators sound much less clear when they talk.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 14 Jan 2016, 04:15
So..."goal" in Spanish is "goal"?

(click to show/hide)
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Post by: hedgie on 14 Jan 2016, 05:01
This is being nitpicky, but I'm pretty sure that commentator isn't Spanish. Or at least the accent isn't.

Also Spanish commentators sound much less clear when they talk.

Latin American, most certainly.  Totally different dialect, unless one mixes with the upper classes, where speaking Castillian is more common.  I have known people from the UK who spoke Spanish who where almost mutually incomprehensible with Spanish speakers in the US who were of the working class.
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Post by: osaka on 14 Jan 2016, 05:48
So..."goal" in Spanish is "goal"?

(click to show/hide)

For all intents and purposes, yes. We just don't write the A.
Also this is only "goal" in the sense of "scoring a goal". Any other meaning of goal is generally translated as "meta".
Which also translates as "finish".

Ye. :mrgreen:
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Post by: LeeC on 14 Jan 2016, 10:01
(http://i.imgur.com/kWGKRR4.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: Masterpiece on 14 Jan 2016, 10:48
Lee, what is this?
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: LeeC on 14 Jan 2016, 11:08
Lee, what is this?
The marines have more than just sharp sticks now.
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 14 Jan 2016, 16:15
Any more when I hear that sharp sticks comment, I think of this DLC for the terrible Colonial Marines video game, where you get a rail gun that fires exploding tungsten spikes. The name for it? S.H.A.R.P. sticks (sonic-harpoon artillery remote projectile)
(http://i.nextmedia.com.au/News/game_page_banner.png)

 :psyduck:
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Post by: LeeC on 14 Jan 2016, 17:17
trying to find a good wedding cake topper and I came across this.

(http://img03.deviantart.net/9b31/i/2012/100/4/9/a_warcraft_wedding__cake_topper_by_tallmancreations-d4vnx7x.jpg)

was hoping to find a well done one of a bride and groom fighting each other with lightsabers but most I can find are crude.

Any more when I hear that sharp sticks comment, I think of this DLC for the terrible Colonial Marines video game, where you get a rail gun that fires exploding tungsten spikes. The name for it? S.H.A.R.P. sticks (sonic-harpoon artillery remote projectile)


 :psyduck:

I actually loved the multiplayer left 4 dead mode.  The game was broken overall though.

___________________________

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Post by: Is it cold in here? on 14 Jan 2016, 20:00
Quote from: my library's web site
talking to siri Save Search
Regular keyword search for "talking to siri"

Did you mean talking to god (475 results)?
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Post by: Method of Madness on 15 Jan 2016, 04:35
Close enough.
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Post by: LeeC on 15 Jan 2016, 04:45
Just a friendly reminder that this game exist!



(http://i.imgur.com/rzl38mp.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/WHNsyfd.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/Afuqj7d.gif)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 16 Jan 2016, 14:44
(http://56.media.tumblr.com/86fd7338f126100d64967c735ae9edcc/tumblr_o0ulsodilQ1qfc1hjo1_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: LeeC on 17 Jan 2016, 06:22
(http://i.imgur.com/YzgBoIF.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/dAF6iN4.gif)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 17 Jan 2016, 07:17
Perfection :parrot:
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Post by: LeeC on 17 Jan 2016, 09:27
Perfection :parrot:
Purrfection  :-P

(http://i.imgur.com/XwofodA.gif)
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Post by: Akima on 17 Jan 2016, 13:56
Just a friendly reminder that this game exist!
"O would some power the giftie gie us to see ourselves as others see us." Robert Burns.
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Post by: LeeC on 18 Jan 2016, 06:02
Just a friendly reminder that this game exist!
"O would some power the giftie gie us to see ourselves as others see us." Robert Burns.
I think this is why I love the video the most.

also:
(http://i.imgur.com/mBFGVkh.jpg)
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Post by: Thrillho on 18 Jan 2016, 11:30
Some comedy, of the bawdy, lighthearted variety...

And the slightly darker, on-the-nose variety...
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Post by: explicit on 18 Jan 2016, 21:33
I saw'd this today

(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/12002854_1263119653716188_559000007956309735_n.png?oh=45ea2dbc138a8188ebf3d5df0f224482&oe=57086CF2)
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Post by: LeeC on 19 Jan 2016, 09:01
(http://i.imgur.com/MzZxgwA.png)
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: Method of Madness on 19 Jan 2016, 20:47
I...don't get it.
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Post by: LeeC on 20 Jan 2016, 04:54
I...don't get it.

In one of the metroid sequels Samus has all her abilities and weapons from the previous games but is told by the leader of a team co-operating with her that she is not allowed to use them, just because.  Even though it would be adventitious to use the powers/abilities (and out right save some of the team members).  This is her putting him in her suit and giving him a taste of his own medicine.
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Post by: Neko_Ali on 20 Jan 2016, 06:57
More specifically in the situation, the officer who she needs permission from is an ex-lover and there is no real reason for her to listen to the guy. She's a bounty hunter, not a soldier under his command. It was just a reason to explain why Samus couldn't just use all the power ups she had from previous games from they very start, but they picked the stupidest and most misogynistic explanation for it. Also problematic in Other M is Samus spends way to much time expressing her feelings of inadequacy over not having a man in her life, when she's always been shown as a strongly independent woman. Basically they took one of the strongest feminist icons in gaming and did a 180 turn on her personality for that game.
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Post by: LeeC on 20 Jan 2016, 07:23
By far my favorite scene in the entire movie
(click to show/hide)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 20 Jan 2016, 17:36
(http://56.media.tumblr.com/1bb96bb6c2d663579b5dff3666138506/tumblr_n72g3dI2fo1qd5mq1o1_1280.jpg)
Quote
dont go in
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Post by: LeeC on 21 Jan 2016, 05:08
(http://i.imgur.com/R4QyWcf.jpg)
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Post by: cesium133 on 21 Jan 2016, 06:16
[tweet]690167337350230016[/tweet]
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: LeeC on 21 Jan 2016, 09:51
(http://i.imgur.com/H5u17eJ.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: Sorflakne on 22 Jan 2016, 11:30
I need this. (https://i.imgur.com/NaUecfY.gifv)

I hate gifv format :x
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Post by: cesium133 on 22 Jan 2016, 17:20
Oh God...
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CZW-tNpWAAEXKvP.jpg)
...zilla  :clairedoge:
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: Blue Kitty on 22 Jan 2016, 18:44
(http://56.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3tip5j2kf1r0azudo1_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: Method of Madness on 23 Jan 2016, 15:42
(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t34.0-12/12576355_1155426217815971_132805797_n.jpg?oh=b209d1dfc22d82bc71f60b759956343e&oe=56A638F1)
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: LeeC on 23 Jan 2016, 18:03
(http://i.imgur.com/GtwudTQ.jpg)
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Post by: Pilchard123 on 24 Jan 2016, 08:41
I'm sure I've posted this before, but it's funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THNPmhBl-8I
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Post by: Method of Madness on 24 Jan 2016, 08:50
Hahahahaha yes, that went exactly where I was hoping it would.
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Post by: Aimless on 26 Jan 2016, 14:23
Couldn't find a good thread for this, but, Swedish people playing British lords and servants, at a Polish manor:

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Post by: Method of Madness on 26 Jan 2016, 16:57
(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/12647181_495405523981156_1574866119962559427_n.jpg?oh=0459669fb0742101cc2fdc136549490a&oe=56FB7B23)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 26 Jan 2016, 18:26
(http://49.media.tumblr.com/12cf32d3ca7469395a8fb4b248d27a8d/tumblr_o13yr2GoA11qlrawao1_400.gif) (http://45.media.tumblr.com/0b269217d4049e73e7691c5ae08fa634/tumblr_o13yr2GoA11qlrawao2_r1_400.gif)
(http://49.media.tumblr.com/dc5692fbe15a287f31006f44e82c2038/tumblr_o13yr2GoA11qlrawao3_400.gif) (http://45.media.tumblr.com/fd39c928e918e2c2c391bfec02182236/tumblr_o13yr2GoA11qlrawao4_400.gif)
(http://45.media.tumblr.com/4f6b49130703e782a2862bec65f72be3/tumblr_o13yr2GoA11qlrawao5_400.gif) (http://45.media.tumblr.com/3f9b38c6844821f41b054add7d537ea0/tumblr_o13yr2GoA11qlrawao6_400.gif)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 26 Jan 2016, 18:50
Maisie somehow manages to be cool enough to play Arya Stark.
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Post by: Kugai on 26 Jan 2016, 22:27
VIVA LA LUCHA LIBRE!!!!
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Post by: Welu on 27 Jan 2016, 08:11
Maisie somehow manages to be cool enough to play Arya Stark.

Somehow? Mexican wrestler dresses are the coolest, especially with a matching flower choker.

Also I don't know that person.
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Post by: LeeC on 27 Jan 2016, 09:33
(http://i.imgur.com/WU5JyiV.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: Method of Madness on 27 Jan 2016, 16:52
Maisie somehow manages to be cool enough to play Arya Stark.

Somehow? Mexican wrestler dresses are the coolest, especially with a matching flower choker.

Also I don't know that person.
Oh, I wasn't knocking the dress. Arya is just a total badass...but so is the girl who plays her was my point.
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Post by: cesium133 on 28 Jan 2016, 15:25
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/7fce77a4a3cc9ba464b27e73ca08ab57/tumblr_o1oe8wO49N1u53c30o8_540.jpg) (http://obviousplant.tumblr.com/post/138227198008/bernie-or-hillary-left-on-the-streets-of-los)
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Post by: osaka on 28 Jan 2016, 15:58
NOH. Muh roomba. It was almost mature enough to have kids :cry:
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Post by: Neko_Ali on 28 Jan 2016, 16:56
Well, it should have flown away with it's rockets then.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 28 Jan 2016, 18:00
Quote
there is a really fucking suspect noise going down in the library and it sounds like muffled porn sounds and all the students are just looking around suspiciously at each other trying to figure out who’s got the dirt like
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/3176cbe6b5af127e4b2f163249feeb3b/tumblr_inline_npg604b3pf1rxlg8g_500.gif)
(click to show/hide)
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Post by: hedgie on 28 Jan 2016, 20:22
Well, it should have flown away with it's rockets then.

That's Roomba blaming!
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Post by: Tova on 29 Jan 2016, 17:01
(http://d.justpo.st/media/images/2015/12/21/a-dog-is-able-to-learn-up-to-250-words-and-gestures-a-dog-can-count-up-to-five-and-can-perform-simple-math-equivalent-human-age-3-a-cat-doesnt-give-a-fuck-and-is-sick-of-your-shit-equivalent-human-age-42-meme-1450713287.jpg)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 29 Jan 2016, 17:08
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/8b0c7d1583137d71fc2023cd6e71aff7/tumblr_nfkfasSESu1u1skj6o1_1280.jpg)
Quote
“I bring word from the swamp prince, the old pacts shall be honored, muster your forces at first light…”
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Post by: celticgeek on 29 Jan 2016, 17:10
"For the pikes must be together at the rising of the moon."
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Post by: Kugai on 29 Jan 2016, 21:05
So it's not Gondor calling for aid
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Post by: Sorflakne on 30 Jan 2016, 01:00
(http://i.imgur.com/aGiXJWQ.jpg)
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Post by: explicit on 30 Jan 2016, 13:52
My dad, knowing that I'm better with technology than him, called me over and asked me why the message he was trying to send wasn't going through.

I quickly found out that instead of a 6, he had accidentally written a $ sign in its place.

$ fucked everything up :D
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Post by: Akima on 30 Jan 2016, 22:03
Money is the rout of all e-mail.
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Post by: LeeC on 31 Jan 2016, 20:46
(http://i.imgur.com/pkq04Wd.jpg)





(http://i.imgur.com/YBpZgFy.gif)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 01 Feb 2016, 05:01
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/3349dbf0c2faa3173b3918028124ab73/tumblr_o1qy4vYc011ql4fido1_1280.jpg)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/38f6383a23feccf6e8d5302ab5778c62/tumblr_o1qy4vYc011ql4fido2_1280.jpg)
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Post by: Metope on 01 Feb 2016, 05:15
Would be even funnier if the freezer was filled with like 64 fish instead of money.
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Post by: Neko_Ali on 01 Feb 2016, 07:37
The top picture is cute.. The funny thing being, given what we found out in the recent birthday episode Steven may never look like that... He might be the eternal 11 year old. Unless he gets poofed and reforms. Something that they're understandably reluctant to test out since catastrophic damage could result in him poofing, or dying... On the other hand, he did grow more or less normally as a human till 11, so maybe his aging just slowed way, way down. so many questions!
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 03 Feb 2016, 03:47
(http://36.media.tumblr.com/8fe1cb9ad8f6b55c4e1c7a9e14fc49a7/tumblr_o1w2vo6xft1qjnhqgo1_1280.jpg)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 03 Feb 2016, 11:40
Ha, holy shit.
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Post by: SubaruStephen on 03 Feb 2016, 17:10
Sam L. Jackson: "I'm tired of these motherf***ing birds on this motherf***ing train!"






(http://i.imgur.com/8DHi3Ql.jpg)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 03 Feb 2016, 17:47
(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t34.0-12/12650419_1162689350422991_1338941704_n.jpg?oh=47fb8b7281436cb9458c8662f719389a&oe=56B5DA2D)
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Post by: Tova on 03 Feb 2016, 22:22
I was going to post about the seagulling thing, thinking it sound kind of like an urban legend, and not terribly funny if true. So I asked the Almighty Oracle.

http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/frankston-line-seagulling--is-this-the-video-footage-internet-has-been-hunting-for-20160203-gmkdxq.html

There are worse things going on in the world, I suppose.
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Post by: Tova on 04 Feb 2016, 02:39
Instant regret.

https://youtu.be/Nq_BY3-fFyI
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Post by: LeeC on 04 Feb 2016, 06:35
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 04 Feb 2016, 16:28
(https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/12662728_10153867232049417_2814060539048577491_n.jpg?oh=b4c3efce10e23b68cd6ca93d9ab69b2d&oe=573D45D2)
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Post by: Kugai on 04 Feb 2016, 22:19
LOL!!!

A worthy addition to my collection
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Post by: Tova on 05 Feb 2016, 16:11
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/84/b4/8e/84b48e5b9f2923e645c7665284648111.jpg)
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 05 Feb 2016, 17:34
Wise, but flawed. That implies there is only one right answer. Google will bring you back every right and wrong answer, but like the dick it is, it will mix them all together, then prioritize the most popular answer.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 05 Feb 2016, 21:45
The librarian can bring you back the one you need...by googling it, probably.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 07 Feb 2016, 06:12
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/29c0b1ab9e572b693f2850ed2f836143/tumblr_o1xsguJw6B1rves7ho1_1280.png)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/e1dc629a8a62b27979669a44b0a77e2c/tumblr_o1xsguJw6B1rves7ho2_1280.jpg)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 07 Feb 2016, 06:28
That's cool as hell, though.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 07 Feb 2016, 06:36
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Post by: LeeC on 07 Feb 2016, 10:35
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/975/232/a9b.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: LeeC on 08 Feb 2016, 08:39
(http://i.imgur.com/rkcs5FK.jpg?1)
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Post by: hedgie on 08 Feb 2016, 08:48
It appears, that in this case, the cat is quite alive.
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Post by: LeeC on 08 Feb 2016, 09:39
(http://i.imgur.com/KyZSYuD.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: cesium133 on 08 Feb 2016, 15:01
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cauc4JsUEAAfkpv.jpg:large)
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: Method of Madness on 08 Feb 2016, 16:22
"I also have a video of his death...by natural causes. Which I found."
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Post by: Method of Madness on 08 Feb 2016, 17:38
(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xal1/v/t1.0-9/12670421_10153899913366411_4468650832497388228_n.jpg?oh=0fca1fe4a509d5018d7365a7b7f6f0de&oe=57340734)
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: Kugai on 08 Feb 2016, 20:57
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f50/Kugai2/AOGI.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: osaka on 08 Feb 2016, 23:19
Wait, what if Hulk throws it and Thor smashes it, volleyball style? Would it be covered or not?
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Post by: Pilchard123 on 09 Feb 2016, 00:06
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f50/Kugai2/AOGI.jpg)

The Asgardians are not gods.
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Post by: hedgie on 09 Feb 2016, 00:07
Blasphemy!
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Post by: Method of Madness on 09 Feb 2016, 04:33
That'd probably be considered the same as a car hitting you into another car.
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Post by: LeeC on 09 Feb 2016, 04:54
placing this here for others to use in their respective internet lives...and for future use for myself...
(http://i.imgur.com/rO6oqIx.gif)
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Post by: Kugai on 09 Feb 2016, 14:45
Nice, but I've already got three or four 'Nobody Cares' type Memes in my collection.
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Post by: Welu on 09 Feb 2016, 15:54
(https://i.imgur.com/K816DA8.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: Sorflakne on 09 Feb 2016, 16:09
Looks fun (http://i.imgur.com/1ccmM6d.gifv)
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Post by: explicit on 10 Feb 2016, 21:57
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/daily-afternoon-randomness-49-photos-4846.jpg?quality=80&strip=info&w=600)
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Post by: Akima on 11 Feb 2016, 01:40
Looks fun (http://i.imgur.com/1ccmM6d.gifv)
That reminded me of the sofa-in-the-staircase simulation from Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 11 Feb 2016, 03:40
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/c1721d5292f3b1fbbeef221474df0836/tumblr_n92sedXcRS1tuw69no1_1280.jpg)

(http://45.media.tumblr.com/4d65739e3e5d7582010286a04dc06a14/tumblr_nljt4cVV2X1qfap4co1_r1_500.gif)
(http://49.media.tumblr.com/a5fe01d7b6cdd7c740e7bda9d789764b/tumblr_nljt4cVV2X1qfap4co2_r1_500.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: LeeC on 11 Feb 2016, 08:58
(http://i.imgur.com/dR8eBra.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: Kugai on 11 Feb 2016, 13:02
John Cena is an Anime character
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: Akima on 11 Feb 2016, 21:38
Is it bad that I had to google to find out who John Cena is?
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: explicit on 11 Feb 2016, 21:41
Is it bad that I had to google to find out who John Cena is?

Did you not see the video?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRRsXxE1KVY

Outside of wrestling he's actually a pretty cool guy. Owns the world record for most make-a-wish wishes granted with over 400.
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Post by: Thrillho on 12 Feb 2016, 00:41
As much as he gets booed, it has been a good few years since I saw anyone say anything negative about Cena, the man.
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Post by: Masterpiece on 12 Feb 2016, 15:46
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/10f6e9d3442fb290763f7f422b4b36a7/tumblr_o2fihjjbcy1qb5gkjo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: Blue Kitty on 13 Feb 2016, 04:13
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/ff0ad42f0b45913c2748739281c7d62a/tumblr_nfvvaxVbPo1qg6krdo1_1280.jpg)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/c1cd4a834cfaf87c5f6ea29a06778979/tumblr_nfvvaxVbPo1qg6krdo2_1280.jpg)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/eaf3bb4800d8b8e70a6a7480775239b1/tumblr_nfvvaxVbPo1qg6krdo3_1280.jpg)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/93d55945a855e3d6cde2d45bb04d2171/tumblr_nfvvaxVbPo1qg6krdo4_1280.jpg)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/ad3e33158d27fe50067cd1f51e33fe46/tumblr_nfvvaxVbPo1qg6krdo5_1280.jpg)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/da8512c0998ce16677ca3b52e160e5a0/tumblr_nfvvaxVbPo1qg6krdo7_1280.jpg)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/aab90736378a0e50de8c87067b5b00a3/tumblr_nfvvaxVbPo1qg6krdo8_1280.jpg)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/9bf8dbeec527223b8153cf9c5df06867/tumblr_nfvvaxVbPo1qg6krdo6_1280.jpg)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 13 Feb 2016, 09:26
(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/12507446_10153863240289813_118316764434936006_n.jpg?oh=adf436f6a0c2d1c5d87457100e93c7e2&oe=5726371D)

Edumacational!
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 13 Feb 2016, 13:35
Very much so! I live in Fluorida.
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Post by: cesium133 on 13 Feb 2016, 14:28
I grew up in Mendelevium, went to college in Protactinium, grad school in... uh... oxygen potasside? And now I live in... er... tungsten iodide.

How am I still alive?  :psyduck:
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Post by: Sorflakne on 14 Feb 2016, 01:47
Incoming sads  :oops:

(http://i.imgur.com/eVnpJWe.jpg)
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Post by: Loki on 14 Feb 2016, 04:26
It's a fake tho.
https://www.quora.com/Whats-the-story-behind-the-fake-final-Calvin-and-Hobbes-strip
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 14 Feb 2016, 06:29
(http://49.media.tumblr.com/da43e37e70a002de5a06e15b65ed1257/tumblr_o2gundntlP1u6vbrno1_400.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: SubaruStephen on 14 Feb 2016, 07:04
No way human, I ain't getting in that pot! (http://i.imgur.com/tgUUHs9.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: LeeC on 14 Feb 2016, 14:07
(http://i.imgur.com/MpEWlSP.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/RzASmjP.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: cesium133 on 16 Feb 2016, 08:02
If highway signs were like Powerpoint slides:
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CbGQIrpXIAAi0BZ.jpg)
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Post by: LeeC on 16 Feb 2016, 09:45
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Post by: Kugai on 16 Feb 2016, 15:09
Wow!

A wild party!
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: Blue Kitty on 16 Feb 2016, 15:47
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/aadaf59f494e84cd9d1b0a34194fdb3a/tumblr_nwkyl6nq0t1u53c30o1_1280.jpg)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/d725a024ce270d5d36eaadde71470deb/tumblr_nwkyl6nq0t1u53c30o3_1280.jpg)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/7699e32944b5934415441af3f610a11f/tumblr_nwkyl6nq0t1u53c30o6_1280.jpg)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/5fae937cb2d8169565a574b4ac5d7b1d/tumblr_nwkyl6nq0t1u53c30o2_1280.jpg)
(http://36.media.tumblr.com/4f81196009c213d36f742463373825b3/tumblr_nwkyl6nq0t1u53c30o5_1280.jpg)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/5452d45a3fc60cae2d9205cc887605bd/tumblr_nwkyl6nq0t1u53c30o8_1280.jpg)
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Post by: LeeC on 16 Feb 2016, 16:51
(http://i.imgur.com/tXNEQve.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: Akima on 17 Feb 2016, 01:15
If highway signs were like Powerpoint slides:
They could be like Sydney parking signs:
(http://i.imgur.com/jHXgVBD.jpg)
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Post by: LeeC on 17 Feb 2016, 04:18
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Post by: Kugai on 17 Feb 2016, 18:03
Harley Quinn has just cut ties with The Joker

http://io9.gizmodo.com/harley-quinn-just-cut-ties-with-the-joker-in-the-most-s-1759700580?utm_campaign=socialflow_io9_facebook&utm_source=io9_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow



All I have to say is about FUCKING time.
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: Blue Kitty on 18 Feb 2016, 16:39
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/a794076f195626c09d925704ea0721d3/tumblr_nz2bbuf3NV1rjp65ko1_400.png)
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Post by: Neko_Ali on 18 Feb 2016, 16:41
Harley Quinn has just cut ties with The Joker

http://io9.gizmodo.com/harley-quinn-just-cut-ties-with-the-joker-in-the-most-s-1759700580?utm_campaign=socialflow_io9_facebook&utm_source=io9_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow



All I have to say is about FUCKING time.

We'll see how long it sticks. It's not the first time... I mean, I'm not expecting her to go back anytime soon, since the whole point of her solo series is moving on and healing as a person... But a few years and a new writing team, her going back is probably going to happen.  :x And of course, there's Suicide Squad coming out.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 18 Feb 2016, 17:04
Not happy about Suicide Squad?
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Post by: Neko_Ali on 18 Feb 2016, 18:53
I'm cautiously optimistic about it. But in relation to this particular bit, it goes back to the old Harley is the Joker's girlfriend setting.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 18 Feb 2016, 19:29
Maybe he's not abusive in this? At least not to her at least, he still tortures and murders pretty much everyone.
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Post by: Tova on 18 Feb 2016, 22:06
Considering  I recently discovered that the remaining handful of people in the universe that still like gifs are basically gathered in this thread, I thought I would - as they like to say in Reddit - just leave this here.

http://www.commitstrip.com/en/2016/02/18/gifs-you-need-to-stop-now/
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Post by: hedgie on 18 Feb 2016, 23:07
Blocking animated images is one of the things I miss most from classic Opera.
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Post by: osaka on 19 Feb 2016, 01:39
It's funny because imgur is actively trying to eliminate the gif format, even if it does with a convoluted wrapper format.

On blocking animated images, I should check in Vivaldi's settings if it is there, but I don't want to :/

And on the gif ending... It's simple, make a format that's as immensely portable and easy to use as gif and you'll probably make it work. That means stuff like easy embedding on forums for example.

EDIT: On the comments of that commitstrip, one person mentioned APNG (which is something that's literally in the PNG file format definition), but apparently only firefox and safari support it. Vivaldi isn't on the list but for this appliance in particular Vivaldi could act as Chrome, which doesn't. The question becomes "when's APNG support", rather than "when's gif ending"
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Post by: hedgie on 19 Feb 2016, 01:56
It's not in Vivaldi (which I'm using now), but at least there are extensions available, although only some really work right.  I've been using gifjam. 
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Post by: Method of Madness on 19 Feb 2016, 04:55
Considering  I recently discovered that the remaining handful of people in the universe that still like gifs are basically gathered in this thread, I thought I would - as they like to say in Reddit - just leave this here.

http://www.commitstrip.com/en/2016/02/18/gifs-you-need-to-stop-now/
Blasphemy.
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: Blue Kitty on 19 Feb 2016, 17:17
(https://framasphere.org/camo/33cfcbea467a8a1d00b218a2f9667feab08c716a/68747470733a2f2f697066732e706963732f697066732f516d5636584234744846346751376e3976326d4c684b7565793438434d36676e3776716f71526f53396370787462)




(http://40.media.tumblr.com/8e85f32e0a4c884edf7245b5a26fa329/tumblr_o25qk6Nv8K1qewacoo1_r1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: Tova on 19 Feb 2016, 20:25
Considering  I recently discovered that the remaining handful of people in the universe that still like gifs are basically gathered in this thread, I thought I would - as they like to say in Reddit - just leave this here.

http://www.commitstrip.com/en/2016/02/18/gifs-you-need-to-stop-now/
Blasphemy.

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-1KP4dN6N9Z8/Ve1bhmjJhVI/AAAAAAAAMOg/dQB1-afWGzo/s1600/handle-truth.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: Method of Madness on 20 Feb 2016, 10:18
(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfl1/v/t1.0-0/p235x350/12705591_180807642289452_5257307015949958258_n.jpg?oh=5b33a7495cf72e67725af1b46c9f0c0e&oe=572D0647)
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: Method of Madness on 21 Feb 2016, 06:35
(https://media.giphy.com/media/3o6gb2kHo5E0oypmKI/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: Blue Kitty on 21 Feb 2016, 06:51
(http://56.media.tumblr.com/f8e1d18eda795ba02c53e7eb9c8bc4a3/tumblr_o1n3c7WeCs1s1vn29o1_1280.jpg)
Quote
Quote
“Convinced husband to go out in a blizzard dressed as Death. Neighbors stared.” posted by reddit user m3lodym4ker
Must be chilled to the bone  :-D
Title: Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Post by: LeeC on 21 Feb 2016, 08:49
(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/12743937_10153586532503271_4623031484183951093_n.jpg?oh=aa8d379716389dc32b7b7eb22ba0f687&oe=57668B81)

(http://i.imgur.com/0bRTabk.gif)
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Post by: Metope on 24 Feb 2016, 04:36
Related: How do you get a hold of girl scout cookies? Do they sell them door to door? It's not really a thing in Europe so now that I'm in the states I want to know how I get these mythical cookies in ma belly.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 24 Feb 2016, 04:43
They'll probably be sold in your downtown area.
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Post by: LeeC on 24 Feb 2016, 04:44
I think you can buy them online now.  Otherwise they sell it door to door or they go full "lemonade stand" in front of super markets or in my case at the metro station.
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Post by: Neko_Ali on 24 Feb 2016, 07:49
I haven't heard of them doing the door to door thing in quite a while. Mostly I find them set up in front of grocery stores or shopping centers. Either that or if you know/work with some who's child is in the scouts, they usually push around order forms you can sign up to buy from.
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Post by: hedgie on 24 Feb 2016, 12:17
They do go door to door, but I think that it's earlier in the year.  They do sell them at various places, most noticeably around stores where they sell weed these days, since girl scouts *do* know that stoners get the munchies.
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Post by: explicit on 24 Feb 2016, 13:09
Related: How do you get a hold of girl scout cookies? Do they sell them door to door? It's not really a thing in Europe so now that I'm in the states I want to know how I get these mythical cookies in ma belly.

Some grocery stores have them, but I never know exactly when they sell them (sometimes scout groups also sell food in front of random stores) all I know is that it's always in warmer months.

Also, if you do find them, buy thin mints.
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Post by: smack that isaiah on 24 Feb 2016, 15:19
Back when I was in high school the neighbors' children would come door-to-door to sell them.  Nowadays I see the girl scouts set up shop outside of the super market.  The thing, is they're only available for a small amount of time each year (I believe it's at the beginning of Spring, so get ready!)

The first year that the neighbors across the street were in girl scouts my Mom went a bit too far and ordered one box of every type... It was a delicous, fattening Spring.
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Post by: War Sparrow on 24 Feb 2016, 15:39
I wish Canadian girl scouts sold more than the sandwich kind and the mint kind. America is truly the land of choices.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 24 Feb 2016, 16:11
(http://56.media.tumblr.com/cbe234f502050a7dac424c4ab8d80fd6/tumblr_nxb8fbRosS1s1v3r1o1_500.jpg)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/aa0f32938915d54914016ddec1ffbfcc/tumblr_nxb8fbRosS1s1v3r1o2_500.jpg)
(http://56.media.tumblr.com/720023a7e1d2b2a2f891bba56379cf97/tumblr_nxb8fbRosS1s1v3r1o3_500.jpg)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/408d7f62f1d9b02e680721ff74480728/tumblr_nxb8fbRosS1s1v3r1o4_500.jpg)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/06271834a6b6cceb87a3b782c94748e8/tumblr_nxb8fbRosS1s1v3r1o5_500.jpg)
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(http://40.media.tumblr.com/b4e04ebf1ec9d0a20545dd54987677f9/tumblr_nxb8fbRosS1s1v3r1o7_500.jpg)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/ed1ca63bb669ce769e980328b1c1ed6d/tumblr_nxb8fbRosS1s1v3r1o8_500.jpg)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/243fd384aeab912615f7684061015796/tumblr_nxb8fbRosS1s1v3r1o9_500.jpg)
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Post by: LeeC on 25 Feb 2016, 05:00
One of my favorite channels did their own version of a #WTFU (about fair use on youtube) protest with a parody.  I love that cop is bacisically youtube/Officer Barbrady from south park.

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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 25 Feb 2016, 09:35
What I love is how
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Post by: LeeC on 25 Feb 2016, 10:03
oh wow! I totally missed that!
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Post by: Neko_Ali on 25 Feb 2016, 10:08
Oh Chaos... always change. :)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 25 Feb 2016, 18:46
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Post by: Method of Madness on 26 Feb 2016, 14:36

I don't think I've ever found anything that was this fucking delightful. (Seriously, watch to the end)
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Post by: LeeC on 29 Feb 2016, 05:23
(http://i.imgur.com/DYtEM6R.jpg)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 29 Feb 2016, 19:01
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And in time it came to pass that Leonardo DiCaprio, who was already a millionaire, won his meaningless bobblehead for playing pretend in some snow. And the LORD spake then unto the people, saying: “Lo, I have granted thy prayers: be content therefore, and obey the LORD thy God, and make no more memes.” But the people were foolish and sinful, having made idols of the Meme, and heeded not the voice of the LORD: and the new memes were plentiful and did multiply. And the LORD spake unto them again, saying “Please, stop: this hath not been funny since like 2013, if then.” But the people ignored him, for they were on their phones, tweeting #FINALLY LOL 😂😂😂😂. And the LORD regretted then that he had made man: and wise men likewise regretted that they had been made.
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Post by: celticgeek on 01 Mar 2016, 15:14
It should be noted here that it is National Pig Day...Oink, all.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 02 Mar 2016, 04:14
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Post by: LeeC on 02 Mar 2016, 17:51
New season 3 intro released for Emperor text to speech.  I think in Season 3 we'll see more primarchs! Look at all the Primarchy silhouettes!

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Post by: Blue Kitty on 02 Mar 2016, 19:01
(http://56.media.tumblr.com/4f0f3430ef7ad65e28db82fa783e5064/tumblr_n9syqyhMqd1rlxtnvo1_500.jpg)
(http://56.media.tumblr.com/678467bc553a765e71ef5c7fea9dac75/tumblr_inline_o2pbzpDMnc1ri5vae_500.png)
(http://56.media.tumblr.com/2c835fa99d83c810e8cb3ae5983ada1f/tumblr_inline_o2pbzypFaU1ri5vae_500.png)
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Post by: LeeC on 03 Mar 2016, 09:43
Before there was Pacific Rim, before G Gundam, there was Robot Jox!


was watching the latest co-optional podcast and they mentioned a group of British bar choir called Hard Chorus.  It strangely awesome:
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Post by: Is it cold in here? on 03 Mar 2016, 13:19
(http://forums.mikeholt.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=14541&d=1457036191)
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Post by: SubaruStephen on 03 Mar 2016, 19:35
(http://56.media.tumblr.com/678467bc553a765e71ef5c7fea9dac75/tumblr_inline_o2pbzpDMnc1ri5vae_500.png)

You have no idea how happy that made me.

And I have no idea why this makes me so happy.
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Post by: Tova on 03 Mar 2016, 22:16
I decided that this thread needed more koala.

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/national/cyclists-stop-to-give-thirsty-koala-for-a-drink-from-water-bottle/news-story/8a124206a3c9e46b2a04c52ef9d51a4b?nk=54394e9d8753de125170d33481125d4d-1457071904
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Post by: LeeC on 04 Mar 2016, 05:53
I almost posted this in the covers thread but considering that it shows different youtube animators and their work, as well as it devolving into Jon screaming at a microphone, I felt it belonged here instead.

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Post by: Kugai on 04 Mar 2016, 12:07
I've heard worse


:-D  ;)
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Post by: Kugai on 04 Mar 2016, 14:35
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oE4J2WFzPeI
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Post by: RedWolf4 on 04 Mar 2016, 17:20
Well, I know what I want as a sitcom now.
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Post by: LeeC on 05 Mar 2016, 05:33
(http://i.imgur.com/YXhT6fA.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/QORNJJw.jpg)
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 05 Mar 2016, 08:25
(http://i.imgur.com/YXhT6fA.gif)
ice bear moves for nobody.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 05 Mar 2016, 13:59
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Post by: LeeC on 05 Mar 2016, 14:12
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Left or Right Max, Left or Right?


in other news:
(http://i.imgur.com/IMkE5Nb.jpg)
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Post by: Sorflakne on 06 Mar 2016, 10:35
Now that's coordination, or balance. (http://i.imgur.com/lL4nqtu.gifv)
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Post by: LeeC on 06 Mar 2016, 13:02
What is it about villain songs that just awesome?

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Post by: Welu on 06 Mar 2016, 15:08
Now that's coordination, or balance. (http://i.imgur.com/lL4nqtu.gifv)

Oh, is that the kind of stuff meant to be done on those? I've only ever seen people failing on them.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 06 Mar 2016, 18:01
(http://57.media.tumblr.com/30e96ec1de4d28999376533ac482289b/tumblr_o2446eSzaH1r70le6o1_400.gif)
Quote
There Is Nothing is a creepy short film by David B. Earle, who is actually is an artist and filmmaker from Denmark with a steadily growing portfolio. No matter how diverse his style may become, it’s likely that he’ll be best known for this one-minute film. Intended to be played on loop infinitely, it challenges the viewer to an interesting game: See how many loops you can watch without closing it reflexively.According to Earle, “When looped, there is no actual beginning or end, and no real sense of where the beginning and end actually are. This piece was inspired by a personal paradoxical desire for empirical proof that there is nothing on the ‘other’ side of life.”

WATCH IT HERE. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ns1SGo3WCF4)
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Post by: Kugai on 06 Mar 2016, 21:13
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xft1/v/t1.0-9/12814385_980840282004335_5581024869028278905_n.jpg?oh=0253310ea8660821e3785b7ebe491213&oe=5753FB5F&__gda__=1464593621_782e04b0d60d61a74c2cecd7ea2294d6)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 07 Mar 2016, 05:37
Why are they thinking to each other? Is Bond telepathic now?
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Post by: Kugai on 07 Mar 2016, 13:23
I'm thinking it's supposed to represent a whispered conversation
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Post by: Method of Madness on 07 Mar 2016, 18:02

(probably makes more sense if you've seen this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmd1qMN5Yo0))
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Post by: LeeC on 08 Mar 2016, 10:15
(http://i.imgur.com/344YMXF.jpg)
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Post by: UniqueNewYork on 10 Mar 2016, 08:12

(probably makes more sense if you've seen this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmd1qMN5Yo0))

If that's Burt Reynolds, now I understand the ending of the cancer arc on Archer SO MUCH BETTER NOW
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Post by: LeeC on 10 Mar 2016, 08:16

(probably makes more sense if you've seen this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmd1qMN5Yo0))

If that's Burt Reynolds, now I understand the ending of the cancer arc on Archer SO MUCH BETTER NOW
Its Tom Selleck
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Post by: Kugai on 10 Mar 2016, 12:24
Yup, from an Episode of Magnum PI.  Forget which one though.
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Post by: SubaruStephen on 10 Mar 2016, 16:37

(probably makes more sense if you've seen this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmd1qMN5Yo0))

If that's Burt Reynolds, now I understand the ending of the cancer arc on Archer SO MUCH BETTER NOW
Its Tom Selleck

I thought it was my Uncle. (Seriously, he could get a job as Burt and Tom's photo double)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 10 Mar 2016, 16:46
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roses are red

violets are blue

I wasn’t your first choice, but

(http://55.media.tumblr.com/6f4c5454b6fc98b9cf1f3a57611951ac/tumblr_inline_o2il4brEnN1t9pwsq_500.gif)


(http://56.media.tumblr.com/84323cc355f31da17b3762299752a0b3/tumblr_o20fof8uUy1qewacoo1_r1_540.jpg)
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Post by: LeeC on 11 Mar 2016, 09:53
(http://i.imgur.com/dvQwoD6.gif)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 11 Mar 2016, 11:01
I don't get it.
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Post by: Kugai on 11 Mar 2016, 13:31
A reference to the movie The Sandlot I think
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 11 Mar 2016, 14:06
It's Gravity Falls. Thompson, the guy in the polo that looks exasperated, will do anything for people's approval


(http://56.media.tumblr.com/37ed98beae659c5f56e6e1809ea2f9ab/tumblr_nsxltiqLBh1s8k1ozo2_1280.jpg)
(http://56.media.tumblr.com/e952ca46a10303c939097af439e9e879/tumblr_nsxltiqLBh1s8k1ozo3_1280.jpg)
(http://56.media.tumblr.com/c83a45bed5eddf69c80f858ddaa0331f/tumblr_nsxltiqLBh1s8k1ozo4_1280.jpg)
(http://56.media.tumblr.com/4ad27c3c353c3b6168dc963309bdd943/tumblr_nsxltiqLBh1s8k1ozo5_1280.jpg)
Bonus:
(http://56.media.tumblr.com/1d50ae89997c22daf9ce8e8a114505d4/tumblr_inline_nsxlkpvfot1rioxwb_500.jpg)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 11 Mar 2016, 18:13
(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/12800198_968321966550977_4548738206123544378_n.jpg?oh=0794b77316e8f241f8b7544d92a3690b&oe=57547F0E)


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Post by: LeeC on 13 Mar 2016, 19:59
(http://i.imgur.com/cgbxBgK.jpg)
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Post by: cesium133 on 15 Mar 2016, 08:03
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CdiUnAgUEAARwPk.jpg:large)
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Post by: LeeC on 15 Mar 2016, 09:45
(http://i.imgur.com/ekxgrDg.gif)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 17 Mar 2016, 04:09
(http://56.media.tumblr.com/d63b99cf4e88e068ada6eb6d0eb4690a/tumblr_o2kh29CK0W1r1dqpyo1_1280.png)

(http://56.media.tumblr.com/ee08e0d4a534c2272d6f010cd14ccb06/tumblr_inline_o2kgfmK8dY1qmoaae_500.png)
(http://56.media.tumblr.com/3b39c8b379f76698daff71380a6d02cb/tumblr_inline_o2kgftDHuf1qmoaae_500.png)

(http://56.media.tumblr.com/743603e7345d1dffba89a60f1b7bc03a/tumblr_inline_o2kggdzDjP1qmoaae_1280.png)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 17 Mar 2016, 15:06
Amelia Bedelia! (https://www.facebook.com/dorkly/videos/1089564727753603/)

(Couldn't find it on Youtube, just on Facebook, otherwise I'd have embedded it)
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Post by: explicit on 17 Mar 2016, 22:54
I ate a Scorpion today. It did not taste good.
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Post by: LeeC on 18 Mar 2016, 06:47
(http://i.imgur.com/c0aGKxZ.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/a4LFlhE.jpg)
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Post by: Kugai on 18 Mar 2016, 13:27
I ate a Scorpion today. It did not taste good.

Most light Tanks don't
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 19 Mar 2016, 08:38
What would taste better, an IFV? I'd eat a Bradley, but I don't swing that way.
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Post by: mustang6172 on 19 Mar 2016, 11:42
What's wrong with this picture?

(http://rbk.h-cdn.co/assets/16/11/1458343531-72usllwl.jpg)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 19 Mar 2016, 11:53
Someone wants grandkids!
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Post by: LeeC on 19 Mar 2016, 14:38
Rewatching Arrested development and this has popped up like 2 or 3 times but it still gets a laugh out of me each time.

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Post by: Blue Kitty on 20 Mar 2016, 06:34
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/28818cc26d44ee779625463d1ad19fcc/tumblr_o2rkk7vokt1qjfvjeo2_540.png)
Quote
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Quote
Ernest Hemingway [posting ad selling baby shoes, never worn]: I should have known these shoes wouldn't fit my dog. I should have known
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Post by: LeeC on 20 Mar 2016, 08:17
(http://i.imgur.com/4ohrIyG.gif)
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Post by: LeeC on 21 Mar 2016, 07:59
(http://i.imgur.com/OB7JdEW.png)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 21 Mar 2016, 10:10
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/e77a54a5a02c568d0a7e4b8fffde3a2c/tumblr_o3grx35S1X1r5pvhjo1_1280.jpg)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 21 Mar 2016, 19:07
(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/12141564_1032041533533016_3629906660020331349_n.jpg?oh=ceb45a9af54415eefef5251837f28baf&oe=578CBBF2)
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Post by: Sorflakne on 22 Mar 2016, 10:49
(http://i.imgur.com/riCDHNX.jpg)
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Post by: LeeC on 23 Mar 2016, 10:08
Did this get etched into anyone else's head as a kid?  It was so intense and a bit scary back then.

Why did they bury the fireman behind the hill?
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Post by: Sorflakne on 24 Mar 2016, 10:50
May's twin, Tay, was briefly active in our world. (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/2016/03/24/microsofts-teen-girl-ai-turns-into-a-hitler-loving-sex-robot-wit/)
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Post by: hedgie on 24 Mar 2016, 11:45
I for one will be glad when Twitter goes tits-up, or should I say, twits-up.  It's certainly there in my "Mos Eisley" trinity of the web, along with Reddit and 4chan.
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Post by: Kugai on 24 Mar 2016, 15:05
Deep Thought anyone?

 ;D
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 24 Mar 2016, 15:40
(http://36.media.tumblr.com/a3ff8a6db432f4179fc5f719f2c6f524/tumblr_o1zmz9ozMS1uk473oo2_r1_1280.jpg)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/14b8a04dbc5e6fd5de5965130e5f797a/tumblr_o1zmz9ozMS1uk473oo1_r1_1280.jpg)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/68d4b5ea40d0ac046bd72aae488687ba/tumblr_o1zmz9ozMS1uk473oo3_1280.jpg)
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Post by: Kugai on 24 Mar 2016, 18:14
I'll just leave this here for a bit of Easter humor for B5 Fans

http://archiveofourown.org/works/4652973

:-D
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Post by: LeeC on 24 Mar 2016, 18:32
When Easter is almost here but you just can't wait any longer.
(http://i.imgur.com/GFX1D8G.gif)
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Post by: cesium133 on 24 Mar 2016, 22:25
[tweet]712617967654146048[/tweet]
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 25 Mar 2016, 00:21
Aw yea, that's Bruce. He's round these parts for his weekly pint.
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Post by: Pilchard123 on 25 Mar 2016, 03:27
How did my father die?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RySHDUU2juM
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Post by: LeeC on 25 Mar 2016, 08:05
(http://i.imgur.com/UQU5uhb.jpg)
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Post by: LeeC on 26 Mar 2016, 05:56
(http://i.imgur.com/SCLP7eQ.jpg)
Sauce (http://www.marycagle.com/letsspeakenglish)
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Post by: Pilchard123 on 26 Mar 2016, 08:03
I've been trying to find that site for ages!
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Post by: explicit on 26 Mar 2016, 14:21
This is the only time on steam I've seen a game 1% on sale. It went from 99 cents to 98 cents.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/449680/

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Post by: LeeC on 26 Mar 2016, 14:23
I've been trying to find that site for ages!
Happy to help!  :lol:

(http://i.imgur.com/eCAwaGH.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/gj1ngbq.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/u5tE19d.jpg)
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Post by: Pilchard123 on 26 Mar 2016, 15:11
The really silly thing is that Kiwi Blitz and Sleepless Domain (her other two comics) are in my list of things to read.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 26 Mar 2016, 17:52
(http://49.media.tumblr.com/57a6bc82598f215fa2b14a6162ed937f/tumblr_o23sp4WDQ31ur8m9qo1_1280.gif)
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Post by: Neko_Ali on 26 Mar 2016, 18:48
Where did you find that? I'd love to see more by this artist.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 26 Mar 2016, 19:27
It comes from here (http://thehairsonthebackofyourneck.tumblr.com/post/138763995899)


(http://40.media.tumblr.com/49d7f8de0d207eba62b736fd8f8b8b65/tumblr_o2kma9R2cg1rmerh9o1_500.jpg)
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Post by: Metope on 27 Mar 2016, 05:02
(https://scontent.fsnc1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/12495053_2229146620441718_3408359407290128573_n.jpg?oh=ece1a8975f77c522fc4196a8934576be&oe=577FBFD4)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 27 Mar 2016, 12:27
(http://i.giphy.com/xThuWcjVkyChpE0icM.gif)
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Post by: Kugai on 27 Mar 2016, 14:16
The new Rickroll
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Post by: LeeC on 27 Mar 2016, 14:58
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Post by: osaka on 27 Mar 2016, 19:47
(http://i.imgur.com/SCLP7eQ.jpg)
Sauce (http://www.marycagle.com/letsspeakenglish)

I just read the entire thing and it's SO CUTE OMG.
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Post by: mustang6172 on 27 Mar 2016, 20:06
(http://i.giphy.com/xThuWcjVkyChpE0icM.gif)

Vincent, why do you seek the living among the dead?
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Post by: 94ssd on 28 Mar 2016, 16:26
(https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/enhanced/webdr06/2013/4/24/14/anigif_enhanced-buzz-10299-1366827509-1.gif)

GIFs I would send to my family if any of them had basic technological literacy.
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Post by: LeeC on 28 Mar 2016, 18:08
(http://i.imgur.com/lIMAfHR.png)

Never knew Mr. Dink's name was an acronym.

This is big so I put it in a spoiler.
(click to show/hide)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 28 Mar 2016, 18:44
Judy looks different...also why isn't Skeeter blue in that?
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Post by: Method of Madness on 28 Mar 2016, 18:57
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Post by: LeeC on 29 Mar 2016, 04:31
Judy looks different...also why isn't Skeeter blue in that?
I'm guessing its the original concept art they pitched to Nickelodeon.
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Post by: LeeC on 29 Mar 2016, 04:57
more like he explains addiction but whatevs.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 29 Mar 2016, 12:26
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/4cbccac598156807fcfef09c057046e5/tumblr_n5u2gulQtG1supp8bo1_1280.jpg)


(http://40.media.tumblr.com/f0afa0b5b0364da4cb481b8888d92388/tumblr_o3izs1w9Gc1qewacoo1_r1_540.jpg)
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Post by: Pilchard123 on 29 Mar 2016, 12:28
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jc-lA-S9qkA

(click to show/hide)
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Post by: cesium133 on 30 Mar 2016, 20:33
[tweet]715201122043035648[/tweet]
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Post by: LeeC on 31 Mar 2016, 08:03
Meanwhile, in the Daredevil Netflix show:
(http://i.imgur.com/VREIy3u.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/KMkqcGm.jpg)
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Post by: K1dmor on 31 Mar 2016, 21:41
 (http://41.media.tumblr.com/f1ccc74d99ae05cd1599f68e08235017/tumblr_o45onorLGr1s5b5tzo1_1280.jpg)
 (http://40.media.tumblr.com/d85b44001002bb249c42b27e00d8dccb/tumblr_nzrkzfmjZW1s5b5tzo1_1280.jpg)
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Post by: LeeC on 01 Apr 2016, 15:01
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Post by: SubaruStephen on 01 Apr 2016, 16:40
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Post by: Kugai on 01 Apr 2016, 20:07
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xal1/v/t1.0-9/10606061_1760432267527206_5768873745541902046_n.jpg?oh=5d287b52516fa28e69f8d1666ccb3e02&oe=5772D04F&__gda__=1468777059_9c79bab031158d610a2029a082634de8)
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Post by: Sorflakne on 01 Apr 2016, 21:39
Cat vs praying mantis (https://i.imgur.com/qUVP68t.gifv)
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Post by: mustang6172 on 01 Apr 2016, 22:20
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Post by: Method of Madness on 03 Apr 2016, 08:07
(http://media.giphy.com/media/3ornk3noLGE88V6xFK/giphy.gif)
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Post by: Kugai on 03 Apr 2016, 13:56
The Cat will win.
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 03 Apr 2016, 16:51
Well, that's what they get for bringing guns to a huck-a-dead-mouse-into-your-shoe fight.
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Post by: Neko_Ali on 03 Apr 2016, 17:17
The famous scene from the Good, The Bad and The Furry.
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Post by: LeeC on 04 Apr 2016, 07:51
(http://i.imgur.com/T621Wu1.png)


just gonna stick this here for now:
(http://i.imgur.com/a0B3Oc8.gif)
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Post by: LeeC on 06 Apr 2016, 04:56
Friendly reminder that this exists and I love it.
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Post by: Loki on 06 Apr 2016, 08:30
This is kinda lewd, but probably sfw enough for the forum, so...
(click to show/hide)
Anyone know what that device is and how it is supposed to be used?
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Post by: maxusy3k on 06 Apr 2016, 09:09
I'd assume it's some sort of support / aid for squats? Probably easier to maintain posture when you feel like you're going to sit on something.
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Post by: Kugai on 06 Apr 2016, 20:11
I'll just leave this here :-D


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeoT66v4EHg
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Post by: LeeC on 08 Apr 2016, 04:27
(http://i.imgur.com/EULl7mx.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/gvY3EGR.png)
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Post by: Kugai on 08 Apr 2016, 13:20
That was after the great concert at Shaka, when the walls fell.   :-D
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Post by: LeeC on 08 Apr 2016, 14:16
Did you get your concert t-shirt?
(https://img0.etsystatic.com/020/1/9286344/il_570xN.577479062_tfxv.jpg)


For the uninformed:
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Post by: Welu on 09 Apr 2016, 16:35
(https://i.imgur.com/pr2QZzj.jpg)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 09 Apr 2016, 18:27
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/142ee3008a75650b97a41d4ce38be025/tumblr_o34xfgQwUz1v2wenfo1_1280.jpg)


(http://41.media.tumblr.com/82a7cfcc129f0d1f9b277eedc05a1419/tumblr_n4nfe5MSNR1qe0wclo1_1280.png)
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Post by: LeeC on 11 Apr 2016, 11:25
(http://i.imgur.com/T6QtB1x.png)
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Post by: Kugai on 13 Apr 2016, 00:48
Watching a History Channel program on this

Probably one of the most unique 'Living Archeology' projects I've seen in a while


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gu%C3%A9delon_Castle
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Post by: cesium133 on 14 Apr 2016, 06:30
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CgAJev_WwAEuOG7.jpg:large)
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Post by: pwhodges on 14 Apr 2016, 13:36
(http://i.imgur.com/2jwEDr7.jpg)
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Post by: Redball on 14 Apr 2016, 14:22
Wow! Leaves out a lot of reality, doesn't it?
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Post by: LeeC on 16 Apr 2016, 15:17
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Post by: LeeC on 17 Apr 2016, 13:16
(http://i.imgur.com/XSRWfON.gif)
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Post by: K1dmor on 18 Apr 2016, 16:49
 (http://i.imgur.com/2qdXUko.jpg)
 
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Post by: Kugai on 18 Apr 2016, 23:39
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3PgF3AZKpo
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Post by: LeeC on 20 Apr 2016, 10:54
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Post by: LTK on 20 Apr 2016, 13:11
That was funnier than it had any right to be.
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Post by: Loki on 20 Apr 2016, 13:20
(http://i.imgur.com/2qdXUko.jpg)

Goddammmit!
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 20 Apr 2016, 13:57
(http://45.media.tumblr.com/2b4235e6bd1f33692299926b1e74acc1/tumblr_mj60f44e4L1qcl8flo1_500.gif)
(http://49.media.tumblr.com/a748896e2b5ae0f7c7b65b52afdbefda/tumblr_mj60f44e4L1qcl8flo4_500.gif)
(http://49.media.tumblr.com/f9b8febaaeff9d08f661a51a120b1cb2/tumblr_mj60f44e4L1qcl8flo3_500.gif)
(http://49.media.tumblr.com/0269cda4b337cb7033935a581a9f79f6/tumblr_mj60f44e4L1qcl8flo2_500.gif)


(http://41.media.tumblr.com/5b1728d99ff3bbe1adab93411be0fd99/tumblr_o3q9q7Kjev1rtodxxo1_1280.png)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/4c3f73b1b6bb42cb2d8a6d0449bf91bf/tumblr_o3q9q7Kjev1rtodxxo2_1280.png)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/915483d5c3f5345a778f376397679f15/tumblr_o3q9q7Kjev1rtodxxo3_1280.png)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 20 Apr 2016, 14:18
Ha, holy shit. Also, I've yet to watch FMA, was there an actual doggirl?
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Post by: Neko_Ali on 20 Apr 2016, 14:26
Well, there was a girl.. and she had a dog... Let's say it didn't end well for them.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 20 Apr 2016, 14:28
...oh :(
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Post by: pwhodges on 20 Apr 2016, 14:33
It is seriously one of the most heart-rending moments in all of manga/anime.

If you know it, this image (which is not Nina Tucker from the anime) will trigger your memories:
(click to show/hide)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 20 Apr 2016, 14:55
I've seen that first image before, without knowing what it meant. Now I get that it's a reference to the second, but I still don't know why it's sad. I don't think I want to.
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Post by: Neko_Ali on 20 Apr 2016, 16:22
The very short version of it... In the world of Full Metal Alchemist, trying to use alchemy on living people turns out badly, always. We spend several episodes of the main characters staying with and learning from an alchemist, and getting to know him and his sweet daughter and her dog. Once everyone had been charmed by these two, alchemy was used to merge the girl and the dog and like I said... It didn't turn out well. In a lot of ways, it's a defining moment for the main characters, and represented a lot, both in their lives, and in the tone of the story. As such, for fans of the show it is a huge emotional moment. In a very real sense, that storyline is when the main characters stopped being children and had to face some very hard realities about their world and their craft. Not that they hadn't already....
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Post by: pwhodges on 20 Apr 2016, 23:17
To be clear, it was not the MCs who created this chimera (which says "Why does it hurt?").
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Post by: Thrillho on 21 Apr 2016, 01:24
One of my main issues with Brotherhood is how cack-handedly that episode is handled, but I am told the original version does it better. I've not bothered watching to find out.
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Post by: Neko_Ali on 21 Apr 2016, 06:43
It has been a while since I saw the original version. Watching Brotherhood some years after seeing the original confused me at first, until I realized it was a retelling of the same story, which I always thought was strange. But yeah, as I remember, the original FMA that story was much better done. It just kind of felt that FMA:B they tried to speed through it... Which is funny, because yes, it was not a central point to the main storyline, it was an important character arc for the brothers, especially Edward.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 21 Apr 2016, 15:51
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Post by: Method of Madness on 21 Apr 2016, 15:57
September 23, 2010 :'(

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Post by: LeeC on 22 Apr 2016, 08:36
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Post by: Method of Madness on 22 Apr 2016, 15:56
BASCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME

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Post by: Blue Kitty on 22 Apr 2016, 19:18
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/c70f7fcb8e023f964942bbfc7a6ffdb8/tumblr_nomsvkmaBZ1qkvbwso1_r1_500.png)

(http://40.media.tumblr.com/4acb86735f8784c83c61ba72bcbc4917/tumblr_inline_nomt15VTAi1sjh1ps_540.png)

(http://41.media.tumblr.com/63831e0f127e248bbc60a835c041e048/tumblr_inline_o3isx3z1ay1sjh1ps_500.png)

(http://41.media.tumblr.com/09f680f7ecee31f5ca17f81ad9d7e1f9/tumblr_inline_o3iszaCzKF1sjh1ps_500.png)

(http://40.media.tumblr.com/77d498fb6af503352ea75762f2e17fa0/tumblr_inline_o3isyvnOSk1sjh1ps_500.png)
Quote
Reasons why this is crap:

1. It starts out easy enough, and then the you realize the past tense of ‘lie’ is also the present tense of ‘lay.’ 

2. Once you lay a book on the desk, it isn’t laying there. It’s lying there.

Even after all that, you think you’ve got it right, but then…

3. When you go on vacation, you spend your time lying on the beach, not laying in the sand - unless you’re doin’ the nasty, in which case you would be ‘laying someone in the sand’ (and getting sand all up in your… you know).
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Post by: Pilchard123 on 24 Apr 2016, 14:32
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQoA_wjmE9w
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Post by: Kugai on 24 Apr 2016, 23:56
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MA_v0YMPN9c
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Post by: LeeC on 25 Apr 2016, 12:51
(http://i.imgur.com/LmLmcIM.gif)
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Post by: SubaruStephen on 25 Apr 2016, 17:24
https://www.facebook.com/f66cx/videos/1086402698111839/
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Post by: osaka on 26 Apr 2016, 02:37
We did better back at Euskal Encounter last summer:

https://youtu.be/YVItj-99e_c

(3am thursday xD)
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Post by: K1dmor on 26 Apr 2016, 19:50
 
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Post by: UniqueNewYork on 27 Apr 2016, 06:24
Who has the worst mugshot: Khalid Sheikh Mohammed or Nick Nolte?
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 27 Apr 2016, 17:54
Nick Nolte for the shirt alone.
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Post by: LeeC on 29 Apr 2016, 10:52
(http://i.imgur.com/bhMKWLM.jpg)
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Post by: Kugai on 29 Apr 2016, 14:56
That's a Math teacher in da hood
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 29 Apr 2016, 17:56
(http://67.media.tumblr.com/55e33bbd94ba50e61febde1e0d9f1728/tumblr_o3nbecZ7E71qzcv7no1_1280.jpg)


(http://40.media.tumblr.com/95e1b58b26b737a6924e7b4e28c298f4/tumblr_nx3lizqJkP1s0vexto1_540.png)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/adf24601e670cdfeaa4fc9a8e858894f/tumblr_nx3lizqJkP1s0vexto3_540.png)
(http://36.media.tumblr.com/cc96a909a6e0613e93753ff1b06a7f6b/tumblr_nx3lizqJkP1s0vexto2_540.png)
(http://36.media.tumblr.com/ab5e5b401c64b794622165131bed9602/tumblr_nx3lizqJkP1s0vexto4_540.png)
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Post by: celticgeek on 29 Apr 2016, 17:59
Great Dad pic. 

And GO, Columbo!
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 01 May 2016, 09:18
I still think it would have been awesome if, after a long run of jokes about Mrs. Columbo, he was revealed to have been gay the entire time. Kind of a reverse of Mr. Green from the Clue movie.
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Post by: Is it cold in here? on 01 May 2016, 20:12
(http://i.imgur.com/PwvSBdF.jpg)
http://imgur.com/PwvSBdF in case something goes wrong with the img tag.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 02 May 2016, 15:27
(http://49.media.tumblr.com/0ea6d042a6ae4862d761885ec4ac26c3/tumblr_nv2sqpZkD81skiltjo2_250.gif) (http://66.media.tumblr.com/0b150b360966421d270c2650913009f7/tumblr_nv2sqpZkD81skiltjo1_250.gif)


(http://41.media.tumblr.com/af1fa72940a822ef1ca1982532dd1558/tumblr_o46fssEPEd1qddjfso1_1280.png)
(http://67.media.tumblr.com/790d4c229df92e23c7b7fd5ed2dd0b44/tumblr_o46fssEPEd1qddjfso2_1280.png)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/0653d97b81c504dfa6537e8c2b264cf8/tumblr_o46fssEPEd1qddjfso3_1280.png)
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Post by: RedWolf4 on 03 May 2016, 07:24
Comrades, I give you Australia. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_HAFsPooR4)

(http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/drive/img/roostare.gif)
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Post by: Kugai on 03 May 2016, 16:14
Skippy!!
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Post by: K1dmor on 03 May 2016, 20:41
 When Superman Finds Out You've Been Drawing His Dick (http://imgur.com/a/czaDD) (by Unpretty (http://unpretty.tumblr.com/tagged/weedhorse69)).

 (http://i.imgur.com/kW6F0s2.png?1)
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Post by: LeeC on 04 May 2016, 10:18
(http://i.imgur.com/snMuTJg.gif)


(http://i.imgur.com/qTQKOij.png)
I always though it looked more like they're standing behind a cardboard cutout.  I can't be the only one.

(http://i.imgur.com/E5yAwqi.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/eXUHsTX.gif)
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Post by: LeeC on 05 May 2016, 19:45
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Post by: explicit on 07 May 2016, 15:45
A series of jokes one of my students told me this week:

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She ain't got no arms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Got shot.

Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey.

Knock Knock?
"Who's there?"
Not Sally, she ain't got no arms.

The unexpectedness of it got me.
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Post by: Kugai on 08 May 2016, 21:55
WWII Prison Camp Joke

Today ve vill play Squash.  I vill drive ze steamroller!!

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Post by: LeeC on 09 May 2016, 07:01

If you're ever stuck on a deserted island:
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 09 May 2016, 10:01
(http://66.media.tumblr.com/ee0579a35c2895a0dcaca6b786cea6e4/tumblr_o20txhK9eh1qgthdfo1_1280.jpg)
(http://65.media.tumblr.com/da3ef3b6af83364f7d8aad8dd771e0c9/tumblr_o20txhK9eh1qgthdfo2_1280.png)
(http://66.media.tumblr.com/8c1d17b6c7a6eb0930da79e2af1c74d8/tumblr_o20txhK9eh1qgthdfo3_1280.png)
(http://67.media.tumblr.com/5955f609160cc205555095e8482b42f4/tumblr_o20txhK9eh1qgthdfo4_1280.png)
(http://67.media.tumblr.com/9ce24c0de9a066515a8e5e78aa3a09fe/tumblr_o20txhK9eh1qgthdfo5_1280.png)
(http://65.media.tumblr.com/80509a888305ebca0d7c97c09d7bfe50/tumblr_o20txhK9eh1qgthdfo6_1280.png)
(http://66.media.tumblr.com/a819fa1ffb5f886d24d1e47ff8da8a66/tumblr_o20txhK9eh1qgthdfo7_1280.png)
(http://66.media.tumblr.com/c4fc75febebd5941f88677694d650a0c/tumblr_o20txhK9eh1qgthdfo8_1280.png)
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“You ever wanted to just… Drive through a wall?”
“N… No Mr. President.”
“… But we could…”
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Post by: Welu on 09 May 2016, 16:03
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Post by: Sorflakne on 10 May 2016, 17:34

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http://40.media.tumblr.com/4acb86735f8784c83c61ba72bcbc4917/tumblr_inline_nomt15VTAi1sjh1ps_540.png
Except GH doesn't make the F sound at the start of a word, and AFAIK no word in Engnish that ends in TI makes the SH sound, so at best, GHOTI is pronounced as "goty" with either a short or long O.

English may be absurd, but it still has rules.

As far as the 'ough' lesson goes, I don't hear a difference between 'through' and 'slough'.  I'd pronounce ough the same in both words.
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Post by: Akima on 10 May 2016, 19:09
I pronounce through as "throo", and slough as "slow", with the "ow" spoken to rhyme with plough (US: plow). I pronounce though as "thoe" to rhyme with toe and dough. For me, the three sounds are quite distinct, but I don't think there is a consistent rule about -ough that makes them so. I just had to memorise them arbitrarily as part of my ESL training, where we were aiming for "educated standard Australian" pronunciation.
(click to show/hide)

As for "the Beast":

Edit: It occurred to me later that slough can also be pronounced "sluff", as in a snake sloughing off its skin. English is so weird.
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Post by: mustang6172 on 10 May 2016, 19:18
Kids say the darndest things.

(http://i.imgur.com/xOOTdo8.jpg)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 11 May 2016, 14:42
(https://media.giphy.com/media/l0NwvlodBh1PxrXuU/giphy.gif)

Fighter 2 (thinking): Poor predictable Fighter 1, always takes rock.
Fighter 1 (thinking): Good ol' rock, nothing beats that!
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Post by: Aimless on 13 May 2016, 01:08
(http://i.imgur.com/U5OmVZPh.jpg)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 15 May 2016, 19:27
(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13178696_10201759209057702_8400157103936351962_n.jpg?oh=f7ac56234dee32384611873fddbc3de3&oe=57D34A4B)

Accurate
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 16 May 2016, 14:00
(http://66.media.tumblr.com/aca180e5f83ccd271db6d2f067c3c95a/tumblr_o42uwl13DS1rc7zl1o1_500.gif)
(http://66.media.tumblr.com/411d9d8d6ca8c7000879a363e1798b14/tumblr_o42uwl13DS1rc7zl1o2_540.gif)
(http://67.media.tumblr.com/14ea7f59c55728ea1fa61a1f88ac8565/tumblr_o42uwl13DS1rc7zl1o3_400.gif)
(http://66.media.tumblr.com/6bca5d1ed05a18ac17c7a270f9ed7493/tumblr_o42uwl13DS1rc7zl1o4_500.gif)
You can make fire with lemon and nails - Full video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv2vT665bGI)


(http://67.media.tumblr.com/5b93b3aa3d2fbd7413bd77300b57dc08/tumblr_mjmwgiPjAG1rzpvq6o1_r1_400.jpg)
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I really don’t want to know what that means…
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Post by: Akima on 16 May 2016, 16:14
The lemon battery is interesting. What the presenter calls "zinc nails" are what I would call "galvanised nails". Is it American English to talk about zinc nails, or is it just the speaker's ESL showing?
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Post by: Method of Madness on 16 May 2016, 16:53
Googling "zinc nails" gave me the lemon battery as one of the first results, so maybe. Although apparently a nail can be galvanized in things other than zinc, so perhaps they were being specific.
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Post by: Pilchard123 on 17 May 2016, 00:12
You can make fire with lemon and nails - Full video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv2vT665bGI)

Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons!
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Post by: Tova on 17 May 2016, 01:15
Why shouldn't you give Princess Elsa a balloon?

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Post by: LeeC on 17 May 2016, 04:50
(http://i.imgur.com/6qIFZ10.jpg)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 17 May 2016, 10:22
Quote
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(http://67.media.tumblr.com/a1aa495781bda5e3c8468f9ec664e987/tumblr_o4f723Lu9Q1ql09qzo1_1280.jpg)
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(http://67.media.tumblr.com/ecbd5dcfead3e85734f4e51ab2fd1d4f/tumblr_o4h69hjK5F1ril7tio1_1280.png) (http://67.media.tumblr.com/e9b04af73315ae1c017eeec355669924/tumblr_o4h69hjK5F1ril7tio2_1280.png)
(http://66.media.tumblr.com/46312c8fe5407c647a35363ec8333280/tumblr_o4h69hjK5F1ril7tio3_1280.png) (http://66.media.tumblr.com/ac20a0bcb2bc972502ba10750cfef67f/tumblr_o4h69hjK5F1ril7tio4_1280.png)
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Post by: Welu on 17 May 2016, 14:03
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Post by: Detachable Felix on 20 May 2016, 16:12
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/digital_data.png)

(via xkcd)


the irony is that I saw this first on a meme page, and it was compressed even further  :emotrex:
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Post by: cesium133 on 21 May 2016, 07:38
[tweet]733672256665223169[/tweet]
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Post by: Tova on 22 May 2016, 16:12
https://youtu.be/kDgvnbUIqT4
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 22 May 2016, 16:38
(http://67.media.tumblr.com/73e03f017bee6133c6bed6da71ed7719/tumblr_o4criyd5ZF1sy5o1qo1_1280.jpg)


(http://67.media.tumblr.com/e2d02428fca4c018e4c376513dd35084/tumblr_o3znpxjaXV1rs13xoo1_1280.jpg)
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Post by: Welu on 23 May 2016, 16:38
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Post by: jwhouk on 23 May 2016, 19:30
That hand-made sign is FOW.
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Post by: hakko504 on 25 May 2016, 04:30
Today is Towel Day (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Towel_Day). Do you know where your towel is?
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Post by: hedgie on 25 May 2016, 08:14
Which one?  Since it's near summer, I do keep a small one as part of my EDC.  I have another hanging over the shower rail, another for my face by the sink…
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Post by: Is it cold in here? on 25 May 2016, 14:34
I hear the assembly can be pretty time consuming.

(http://i.imgur.com/Ek0M4io.jpg)
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Post by: Kugai on 25 May 2016, 15:38
Which one?  Since it's near summer, I do keep a small one as part of my EDC.  I have another hanging over the shower rail, another for my face by the sink…

Then you sir are one hoopy frood who really knows where his towel(s) is
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Post by: hedgie on 25 May 2016, 15:59
Thanks.  I had forgotten about the one in the wash, though.
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Post by: Kugai on 25 May 2016, 16:12
If it's in the wash, it doesn't exist
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 25 May 2016, 16:30
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gosh but like we spent hundreds of years looking up at the stars and wondering “is there anybody out there” and hoping and guessing and imagining

because we as a species were so lonely and we wanted friends so bad, we wanted to meet other species and we wanted to talk to them and we wanted to learn from them and to stop being the only people in the universe

and we started realizing that things were maybe not going so good for us— we got scared that we were going to blow each other up, we got scared that we were going to break our planet permanently, we got scared that in a hundred years we were all going to be dead and gone and even if there were other people out there, we’d never get to meet them

and then

we built robots?

and we gave them names and we gave them brains made out of silicon and we pretended they were people and we told them hey you wanna go exploring, and of course they did, because we had made them in our own image

and maybe in a hundred years we won’t be around any more, maybe yeah the planet will be a mess and we’ll all be dead, and if other people come from the stars we won’t be around to meet them and say hi! how are you! we’re people, too! you’re not alone any more!, maybe we’ll be gone

but we built robots, who have beat-up hulls and metal brains, and who have names; and if the other people come and say, who were these people? what were they like?

the robots can say, when they made us, they called us discovery; they called us curiosity; they called us explorer; they called us spirit. they must have thought that was important.

and they told us to tell you hello.

(http://67.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3z7cbWhBt1r0ovjwo1_500.jpg)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 25 May 2016, 20:43
Since it's the day for all mothers, shouldn't it always be Mothers' Day?
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Post by: mustang6172 on 25 May 2016, 20:44
I was thinking the same thing.
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Post by: Is it cold in here? on 25 May 2016, 21:39
Interestingly the author's name is not Jonathan Swift.

(http://i.imgur.com/aUhKSj2.jpg)
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Post by: LeeC on 26 May 2016, 12:23
Hulk Pretty!
(http://i.imgur.com/wHxwMq2.jpg)
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Post by: LeeC on 27 May 2016, 08:01
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Post by: Metope on 29 May 2016, 17:02
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Post by: Welu on 30 May 2016, 12:21
Composing Movement video

That was very interesting. Makes me want to storyboard.
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Post by: osaka on 30 May 2016, 14:11
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Gotta admit that in the surface he looks calm and ready.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 30 May 2016, 15:35
A villain attempts to go back in time to kill superman as a small child (http://unpretty.tumblr.com/post/142158892973/unpretty-villain-attempts-to-go-back-in-time) (Who knew we had a 20000 character limit)


(http://67.media.tumblr.com/48d00be7c8ebbeb57a3463c4888c873e/tumblr_o6ruvpgmOJ1qkli3wo1_1280.jpg)
(http://67.media.tumblr.com/9896f7bec59be2d61e1047e8bf8e91ab/tumblr_o6ruvpgmOJ1qkli3wo2_1280.jpg)
(http://67.media.tumblr.com/ac2252a70f61e4d879d0ed2a8532410f/tumblr_o6ruvpgmOJ1qkli3wo3_1280.jpg)
(http://66.media.tumblr.com/ad850009b474aa4db8da8d227bbdb039/tumblr_o6ruvpgmOJ1qkli3wo4_1280.jpg)
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Straight people out here shooting up their own fucking babies
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Post by: LeeC on 31 May 2016, 06:33
Title may be NSFW but the video totally is SFW, so I am putting this in a spoiler.

(http://i.imgur.com/FDZFYKk.jpg)





(http://i.imgur.com/65psuCJ.jpg)
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Post by: Kugai on 31 May 2016, 19:15
Something of a blast from the past for you all

https://vimeo.com/29549708
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Post by: cesium133 on 31 May 2016, 20:02
[tweet]737671953637638145[/tweet]
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Post by: Welu on 01 Jun 2016, 05:53
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Post by: cesium133 on 01 Jun 2016, 19:20
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Post by: SubaruStephen on 01 Jun 2016, 20:15
video (https://youtu.be/ODBQ_BNjMA0)

I have never seen a can squashed as perfectly as that one.

Ahh, oddly satisfying. :laugh:
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Post by: LeeC on 02 Jun 2016, 09:31
(http://i.imgur.com/wxZ0Ldy.gif)
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Post by: LeeC on 03 Jun 2016, 11:35
(http://i.imgur.com/TnhVZNc.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/cJLj0M0.jpg)
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Post by: SubaruStephen on 03 Jun 2016, 17:12

The helmet!!! (2:08) :-o
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Post by: Method of Madness on 04 Jun 2016, 20:54
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 05 Jun 2016, 13:43
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You know that house you pass when you get lost on a back road?
Every back road in Pennsylvania has one.

The house the forest has been lazily trying to reclaim since the day it was built, tucked neatly between somewhere and nowhere?

You know the one I mean.

It’s just a house, of course. You tell yourself that it’s just a house, anyhow. You’re a rational person, and it’s just a regular house. There’s a suburb like a mile back, for Christ’s sake. You’re not exactly stranded. Just lost. It’s late, and you need to turn around.

The porch is a heap of deer skulls and axes and water-logged indoor furniture, and you try to slow your breathing. Plenty of people hunt. Plenty of people chop firewood. Plenty of people survive turning around in someone’s driveway, so why are you being such a baby? What are you afraid of?

And surely it’s a safer place to reset your GPS than the… Well, what must have been a farm, once… up the road. With its single, emaciated horse and its howling, feral cats and its tetanus-trap of vine-choked, scrap-ravaged cars.

Surely this is safer, you think.

And you’d be right, most nights.

I mean, there’s an even chance you’ll be pulling chunks of deer out of the grille of your car if you panic and drive away too fast, but that’s not the house’s fault. That’s just Pennsylvania for ya’.

Most nights, everything is perfectly fine, and you’ll laugh it off as sleep-deprived paranoia and arrive at your destination unscathed and unchanged.

But every so often… If the sky is clear and the air is crisp, and you listen very carefully, you’ll hear me…

I’m there, you know…

Perched on the roof, just outside of your view, just fuckin’ shreddin’ on this toy accordion I got on Craigslist for ten bucks. Just, like, reallllly goin’ at it like you would not believe, whispering, “Hell yeah,” every few measures.

I’m getting pretty good, actually.
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Post by: LeeC on 06 Jun 2016, 06:53
(http://i.imgur.com/Df9AW4s.gif)
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Post by: Kugai on 06 Jun 2016, 15:52
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bW7Op86ox9g
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Post by: LeeC on 07 Jun 2016, 11:15
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Post by: hedgie on 07 Jun 2016, 11:19
IT'S PEOPLE!
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 07 Jun 2016, 16:12
(http://67.media.tumblr.com/564d22927d5cea13969e37011e30cd4f/tumblr_o8d6mf4eSf1tvwqxso1_1280.jpg)
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Post by: LeeC on 08 Jun 2016, 05:06
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 08 Jun 2016, 13:38
(http://66.media.tumblr.com/684a0a6b3ce727194d60ad013774b270/tumblr_nrbvv5jO1c1segc0ho1_1280.jpg)
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Post by: LeeC on 09 Jun 2016, 12:26
(http://i.imgur.com/pw2b0G1.gif)
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Post by: cesium133 on 09 Jun 2016, 18:29

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CkeKT1PUYAEORDe.jpg)
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 10 Jun 2016, 14:18
I saw this post on The Frogman (http://thefrogman.me/post/145716001510), and thought I'd see if I can find the resulting video. On one hand, the finished product looks cool. On the other hand, the dude just poured molten aluminum into an insect colony. That beats the living hell out of that sadistic kid with the magnifying glass:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGJ2jMZ-gaI
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Post by: cesium133 on 11 Jun 2016, 11:54
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Post by: SubaruStephen on 12 Jun 2016, 06:57
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Post by: mustang6172 on 12 Jun 2016, 19:28
On the one hand, I of all people am in no position to mock Axl Rose's body.  On the other hand...

(https://d235mwrq2dn9n5.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/06164430/791bf0beb1a6aae49c4d8a650b4c5f951382c7c9b3cfb643a84921182ff30bf6.jpg)
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Post by: LeeC on 12 Jun 2016, 22:23
(http://i.imgur.com/rUrUtNl.jpg)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 13 Jun 2016, 04:44
A hero will be called to action. Will she embrace her destiny?
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Post by: LeeC on 14 Jun 2016, 07:25
(http://i.imgur.com/qax1zW1.gif)
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Post by: LTK on 14 Jun 2016, 13:43
I've spent way too much time clicking on this:

http://www.mountimprobable.com/
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Post by: Detachable Felix on 14 Jun 2016, 17:35
(https://scontent.fadl1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13413629_10208979017329786_4894033645392059628_n.jpg?oh=05ce17868aa3713a6ba4abd2d46959d4&oe=57CC0138)
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Post by: LeeC on 15 Jun 2016, 12:11
(http://i.imgur.com/Yne6Ole.jpg)
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Post by: LeeC on 16 Jun 2016, 07:16
(http://i.imgur.com/k8CTotB.png?1)

(http://i.imgur.com/QYrDh8H.gif)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 18 Jun 2016, 08:17

(https://media.giphy.com/media/xT77YccX92gm59QnbG/giphy.gif)
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Post by: LeeC on 20 Jun 2016, 08:04
(http://i.imgur.com/Tu6ppi9.png)


Rule 1 in any survival situation:
(http://i.imgur.com/qyeqMr4.gif)
(click to show/hide)
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Post by: Kugai on 20 Jun 2016, 20:49
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7XHMR3n0WY
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Post by: smack that isaiah on 21 Jun 2016, 15:15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVz_uZljJsg
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Post by: LeeC on 22 Jun 2016, 14:02
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Post by: LeeC on 23 Jun 2016, 10:03
(http://i.imgur.com/neiUyHc.gif)
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Post by: Kugai on 23 Jun 2016, 18:28
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4uANkCq8pw
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 23 Jun 2016, 19:00
(http://66.media.tumblr.com/a7756cde059b64aef8e057dea0895875/tumblr_o74iostxrc1qe5ugfo5_540.gif)
(http://67.media.tumblr.com/28d7f79a1e71a888599e54b23ee20c6e/tumblr_o74iostxrc1qe5ugfo6_540.gif)
(http://67.media.tumblr.com/747b3bff4362ee0ea7a9b52bf67c25cb/tumblr_o74iostxrc1qe5ugfo3_540.gif)
(http://67.media.tumblr.com/12c710d213db831a35313f96a7f03bea/tumblr_o74iostxrc1qe5ugfo1_540.gif)
(http://67.media.tumblr.com/3116f0fb793beb0e80f90532a16ebb75/tumblr_o74iostxrc1qe5ugfo2_540.gif)
(http://67.media.tumblr.com/45b674e2ac0a92ea5bfb30307cad2934/tumblr_o74iostxrc1qe5ugfo4_540.gif)


(http://65.media.tumblr.com/51712201b7b4d529263e05e1e98fccf5/tumblr_nx2cf7ezPJ1tj50jro1_1280.jpg)
Quote
Double memes
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 25 Jun 2016, 18:54
[tweet]746568208862289920[/tweet]
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Post by: Jimor on 26 Jun 2016, 17:11
This came across my FB feed today as a "flashback" from somebody in the local music scene. When you need band-name subtitles.
 (http://i.imgur.com/65PSZ8t.png)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 27 Jun 2016, 15:04
(https://giant.gfycat.com/SilkyBoringHorsechestnutleafminer.gif)
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Post by: LeeC on 27 Jun 2016, 18:45
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Post by: Kugai on 28 Jun 2016, 17:17
THE SPICE MUST FLOW
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 28 Jun 2016, 18:31
(http://66.media.tumblr.com/37cf1837c8c25e35a0f471b6cddaf7f2/tumblr_npljw2Ox2q1to0o1go1_1280.jpg)

(http://67.media.tumblr.com/326757321548e56a03db2be3ae45424f/tumblr_o5ygzhWzjU1qkli3wo1_1280.jpg)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 28 Jun 2016, 21:32
The fingers tell us more than we need to know, and I'm not quite sure that's smoke blowing out of that emoji's nose after that tweet. Not sure what the 100 means though.
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Post by: LeeC on 29 Jun 2016, 04:51
*cough*
(http://i.imgur.com/m0eGTLk.jpg)


(http://i.imgur.com/7ruvwHh.jpg)
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 29 Jun 2016, 11:47
That's not smoke.
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Post by: LeeC on 30 Jun 2016, 11:30
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/13516411_1785446198363754_7424753005208677037_n.jpg?oh=5c29fc9b6df034c360e87cab7346bb08&oe=58068DCC)
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Post by: Akima on 30 Jun 2016, 15:40
Long long ago, in a galaxy far far away, Dad-humour remains the same.
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Post by: Kugai on 30 Jun 2016, 15:42
I'm surprised she didn't Force Choke him for that  :-D
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Post by: LeeC on 01 Jul 2016, 10:34
(http://i.imgur.com/wOYMcf4.jpg)
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Post by: Kugai on 01 Jul 2016, 16:01
And Mississipi looks like Homer
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Post by: Method of Madness on 02 Jul 2016, 09:49

Shame it's not stretched out so you can see Idaho.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 02 Jul 2016, 19:26
Quote
Quote
When you invite me over for sex and there are other people in the house.
(http://67.media.tumblr.com/65d2ec974ece37d9dc0a031aa3aef060/tumblr_inline_nr97z9j0w41sku7h8_540.gif)


(click to show/hide)
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Post by: Kugai on 03 Jul 2016, 12:30
Cringeworthy and bad timing worth i think Blue Kitty.


And probably someones idea of a joke.  You get people like that.
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Post by: Akima on 04 Jul 2016, 16:20
(http://i.imgur.com/ZHb9WWB.jpg)
A cat in a spacesuit, because why not? And in the interests of fairness:
(http://i.imgur.com/P5bY9Dt.jpg)
Not quite so fun in RL though.
(http://i.imgur.com/tUWTuu1.jpg)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 04 Jul 2016, 18:45
(http://66.media.tumblr.com/83d0a111c8d37f4966343af6f7782254/tumblr_n7xn7jlgIB1qcw9r4o1_1280.jpg)
Quote
Print this. Put it on your fridge. Choose which Chris Pratt you want to have as an inspiration and act accordingly. There’s no wrong choice here.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 04 Jul 2016, 20:51
(https://scontent.fewr1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/13590365_10154310002062422_2791942412072369900_n.jpg?oh=8e731378aa84109a2fd85326c6361d40&oe=57F299F7)

Ten minutes left until midnight on the east coast, so it's still not too late.
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Post by: pwhodges on 05 Jul 2016, 03:23
(http://i.imgur.com/ehZOAib.jpg)
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Post by: LeeC on 05 Jul 2016, 04:51
Anyone ever heard of the Nazino (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazino_affair#Life_and_death_on_Nazino_Island) Affair/Island?  not for the faint of heart.


This looks amazing!?


(http://i.imgur.com/zZhMmNf.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/Skmkstn.jpg)

I don't care if its a commercial, its adorable AF!
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 06 Jul 2016, 14:38
(http://66.media.tumblr.com/191afd1ccd26d19404919265a9c03752/tumblr_o9quil1Pox1qbpdcto1_1280.jpg)
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Post by: War Sparrow on 06 Jul 2016, 17:34
Mr. Hodges...that picture of the swamp donkeys raises many questions.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 06 Jul 2016, 23:58
(http://66.media.tumblr.com/191afd1ccd26d19404919265a9c03752/tumblr_o9quil1Pox1qbpdcto1_1280.jpg)
I've gone from being warned against strangers to becoming one!
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Post by: LeeC on 07 Jul 2016, 05:15
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Post by: cesium133 on 07 Jul 2016, 08:16
http://www.sandraandwoo.com/2016/06/09/0793-an-offer-you-cant-refuse-ww/
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Post by: Kugai on 07 Jul 2016, 14:52
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ricTH-aGfy4
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Post by: LeeC on 12 Jul 2016, 07:19
(http://i.imgur.com/2Hgbrao.png)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 12 Jul 2016, 19:04
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Post by: LeeC on 13 Jul 2016, 11:33
Oh W. It's good to see you again.

(http://i.imgur.com/F4Fwldt.gif)
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Post by: LeeC on 14 Jul 2016, 05:06
Spongebob is 30...
(http://i.imgur.com/oxHquq1.jpg)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 15 Jul 2016, 13:38
(http://66.media.tumblr.com/bf300acc6bcf0df9ced89296f172f67e/tumblr_inline_o8unh6YxXA1tj6rgr_1280.png)
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Post by: LTK on 15 Jul 2016, 14:09
"It's raining cats and dogs" is not really a metaphor for "it's raining a lot", is it?
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Post by: cesium133 on 15 Jul 2016, 22:20
I guess that's what I get for playing Pokémon Go while laying on the couch...
(http://imgur.com/lT7My4V.jpg)
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Post by: Neko_Ali on 16 Jul 2016, 05:28
Don't miss with your pokeball.
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Post by: sitnspin on 16 Jul 2016, 07:29
"It's raining cats and dogs" is not really a metaphor for "it's raining a lot", is it?

Yes. It means it is raining very heavily. The phrase, or variations of it, date back to the 1600's.
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Post by: LTK on 16 Jul 2016, 08:39
I'm not disputing the meaning of the phrase, I'm disputing the meaning of 'metaphor'. I thought metaphors were supposed to be symbolic of something, like "the sky has broken open" meaning a sudden onset of rain, or "when it rains, it pours" meaning when something bad happens, the worst happens. The leap from "it's raining heavily" to "it's raining cats and dogs" doesn't seem to have much symbolism.

Wikipedia describes metaphors in detail (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metaphor), which makes me even more confused.

I know, I'm killing the joke deader than dead - is that a metaphor?
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Post by: War Sparrow on 16 Jul 2016, 15:40
I would call it a metaphor, yes.
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Post by: Kugai on 16 Jul 2016, 15:58
Metaphorically speaking, of course 
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Post by: sitnspin on 16 Jul 2016, 20:58
I'm not disputing the meaning of the phrase, I'm disputing the meaning of 'metaphor'. I thought metaphors were supposed to be symbolic of something, like "the sky has broken open" meaning a sudden onset of rain, or "when it rains, it pours" meaning when something bad happens, the worst happens. The leap from "it's raining heavily" to "it's raining cats and dogs" doesn't seem to have much symbolism.

Wikipedia describes metaphors in detail (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metaphor), which makes me even more confused.

I suppose technically it is an idiom.
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Post by: pwhodges on 17 Jul 2016, 06:52
One for Masterpiece to make an avatar of, perhaps:

(http://i.imgur.com/8kKIyDb.gif)
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Post by: Masterpiece on 17 Jul 2016, 08:21
Thank you, Paul!

But now I spent five hours trying to find a new repository of awesome geometric gifs.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 17 Jul 2016, 08:22
Here are some more:
hexeosis (http://hexeosis.tumblr.com/)
dvdp (http://dvdp.tumblr.com/)

(http://67.media.tumblr.com/7c98d813eda7a72b711901f7b284b38d/tumblr_oadqh4oCKD1qcy3fjo1_540.jpg)
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Post by: LeeC on 17 Jul 2016, 09:52
(http://i.imgur.com/K3ghldj.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/CjVlTLy.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/HNzq4ZO.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/Nx3De1z.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/XETTFrs.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/xeXsNFh.gif)


(http://i.imgur.com/g47xkJ0.jpg)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 18 Jul 2016, 14:09
(http://67.media.tumblr.com/563c3bfc16578f6352940023327f4b74/tumblr_oadskcIj6w1tri8p1o1_1280.jpg)

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Post by: pwhodges on 18 Jul 2016, 14:19
^  Yet another image I can't see because Tumblr have screwed up their IPv6 configuration and not corrected it in over six months (from the date of the first post I've found discussing the problem)! 

Get with the times, Tumblr!!
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Post by: explicit on 18 Jul 2016, 14:45
Today I saw a job posting that read as, "all qualifications should have been learned in grammar school."

I'm obviously not going to apply for it, but I like the cut of their jib.
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Post by: Kugai on 18 Jul 2016, 17:21
The Amazing Non Binary Brain (https://www.patreon.com/posts/amazing-non-6080775?utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook&utm_campaign=postshare)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 23 Jul 2016, 19:31
^  Yet another image I can't see because Tumblr have screwed up their IPv6 configuration and not corrected it in over six months (from the date of the first post I've found discussing the problem)! 

Get with the times, Tumblr!!

Dang, that means you probably can't see pretty much everything I post

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Post by: LeeC on 25 Jul 2016, 09:36
(http://i.imgur.com/iHxas9L.gif)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 25 Jul 2016, 12:44
(http://66.media.tumblr.com/b006df86635b43d695e748bc99462eca/tumblr_nru6mcrkOp1sfxd21o1_1280.png)
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Post by: Kugai on 25 Jul 2016, 15:12
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfh4Mhp-a6U
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Post by: pwhodges on 26 Jul 2016, 23:13
^  Yet another image I can't see because Tumblr have screwed up their IPv6 configuration and not corrected it in over six months (from the date of the first post I've found discussing the problem)! 

Get with the times, Tumblr!!

Dang, that means you probably can't see pretty much everything I post

Abouty 50% on my desktop; on my laptop it's OK, because I've not enabled IPv6 there.
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Post by: pwhodges on 26 Jul 2016, 23:14
(http://i.imgur.com/RhAl1wN.gif)
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Post by: Loki on 27 Jul 2016, 01:02
They are amazing!
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Post by: Akima on 27 Jul 2016, 18:10
很好啊!

It is an... intriguing choice of music for the choir of a Taiwanese university.
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Post by: jwhouk on 27 Jul 2016, 18:58
I have a friend from another discussion forum that would disagree with you.

(He works at a translation service company in Taipei.)
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Post by: LeeC on 28 Jul 2016, 12:28
(http://i.imgur.com/bngwiyI.jpg)
(https://67.media.tumblr.com/4457ba85e30a0ed990b5f63382d4af87/tumblr_mzqeme4ZWB1sxcal7o1_500.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/Bqh8LW6.jpg)
(http://66.media.tumblr.com/161d79082ea6360686d78d88a2ce3dcc/tumblr_mkyvokwIit1rhxd21o1_500.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/8nwp6Gz.gif)
(http://byt.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/anigif_enhanced-buzz-11791-1377791674-15.gif)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 28 Jul 2016, 16:18
Quote
SEVEN little workers, tried to give their ship a fix
one got distracted by an egg
then there were only six
(http://66.media.tumblr.com/be142dc3390cb8112aad78e2eee538a5/tumblr_inline_nuufkzjZS71rjekd9_500.jpg)
SIX little workers, tried to stay alive
one chased after Jones the cat
then there were only five
(http://66.media.tumblr.com/61f48907ad940d69809b7703a24bf283/tumblr_inline_nuufnjrkEE1rjekd9_500.jpg)
FIVE little workers, are shaken to the core
one went through an dark small vent
then there were only four
(http://67.media.tumblr.com/154135e25edb106942ecc97899909d5d/tumblr_inline_nuufsk4M2t1rjekd9_500.jpg)
FOUR little workers, there was nowhere to flee
one was a machine in disguise
then there were only three
(http://67.media.tumblr.com/1b86d84331f732ccca172423feb1457a/tumblr_inline_nuufv72Kly1rjekd9_500.jpg)
THREE little workers, the scared surviving crew
one was paralysed by fear
then there were only two
(http://67.media.tumblr.com/59b1fd7bf80fbc74e5e60479d577da7d/tumblr_inline_nuufxlR76r1rjekd9_500.jpg)
TWO little workers, they never could‘ve won
one tried to be a hero
then there was only one
(http://67.media.tumblr.com/08828e9ede553355015be76e08c21879/tumblr_inline_nuug03XHfC1rjekd9_500.jpg)
ONE little worker, she was on the run
she killed the monster and survived
the rest is dead and gone.
(http://66.media.tumblr.com/a715bd418915294929c1db6b3d507cf4/tumblr_inline_nuug45J8ge1rjekd9_500.jpg)
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Post by: LeeC on 31 Jul 2016, 18:12
(http://i.imgur.com/BblINaS.gif)
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Post by: Kugai on 31 Jul 2016, 23:54
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLboEn1R5wk
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Post by: LeeC on 01 Aug 2016, 06:03
Zootopia 2 looks pretty dark...  ;D

Warning: may not be good to look at while on the job.
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Post by: Welu on 01 Aug 2016, 17:13
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/21c96f592211584c9513d91c48287434/tumblr_n1rftdylTa1s1vtiao2_540.png)
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/f1a875c06bb9b05d3d99d824a3e3231d/tumblr_n1rftdylTa1s1vtiao3_r1_540.png) (http://fullten.tumblr.com/post/78255637640/drawn-by-ten)

Image is a link. Warning: That person's blog can have NSFW stuff on it.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 01 Aug 2016, 21:56
I just hope that if someone's asleep their text tone isn't loud enough to wake them and they'll text me back on the morrow.
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Post by: LeeC on 03 Aug 2016, 17:03
While exploring Electro Swing I was reminded of this gem.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 03 Aug 2016, 18:23
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Post by: LeeC on 04 Aug 2016, 11:05

(http://i.imgur.com/aI4bk0X.jpg)
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Post by: osaka on 04 Aug 2016, 12:48
A friend who did watch the film told me that it was indeed some hot garbage, but not precisely because of batfleck. It was just a bad movie period.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 04 Aug 2016, 13:34
The writing was pretty bad, but I liked the acting.
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Post by: doombilly on 05 Aug 2016, 10:36
(http://dangerousminds.net/home/dangerou/dangerousminds.net/html/content/uploads/images/made/chrootcontent/uploads/images/j-photo-u1_465_346_int.jpg)
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Post by: Neko_Ali on 05 Aug 2016, 11:33
Don't ask questions, just get in.
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Post by: LeeC on 05 Aug 2016, 12:07

(http://i.imgur.com/bbeqLQM.jpg)
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Post by: Kugai on 07 Aug 2016, 16:04
"Say t'hoH again motherfucker, I dare you to say t'hoH again'
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Post by: LeeC on 08 Aug 2016, 09:32
(http://i.imgur.com/6heWhzH.jpg)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 08 Aug 2016, 12:01
(http://65.media.tumblr.com/a9a035046e33b039f9fb724802e764d2/tumblr_obioslbYRU1rhuitso1_1280.png)
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Post by: LeeC on 09 Aug 2016, 04:03
(http://i.imgur.com/Q65HkFw.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/hPuTwAW.jpg)

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Post by: Method of Madness on 10 Aug 2016, 21:39
(http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1470838446-20160810.png)
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Post by: LeeC on 11 Aug 2016, 10:12
(http://i.imgur.com/nWBSvZT.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/UEUtg8J.gif)
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Post by: Welu on 11 Aug 2016, 15:47
(https://i.imgur.com/Os1PP9e.gif)
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Post by: Kugai on 11 Aug 2016, 17:09
Aaand here's a bit of Friday Trek Fun



DAMMIT!!! Only just noticed the block on it playing on other Sites

Anyway, follow the link to YouTube - it's well worth the watch.
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Post by: Metope on 12 Aug 2016, 02:56
(https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13876225_10153872785015642_5451873172098293167_n.png?oh=599102b1503523759949827d7a42939b&oe=585A2C4B)
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Post by: LeeC on 12 Aug 2016, 03:50
(http://i.imgur.com/tYGVfjR.jpg)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 12 Aug 2016, 13:37
(http://i.imgur.com/cAvqVdR.gif)
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Post by: pwhodges on 12 Aug 2016, 23:13
(http://i.imgur.com/DYgPiYo.jpg)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 13 Aug 2016, 07:56
Quote
once there was a man who drove the train for a living. he loved it; it was something he’d wanted to do since he was a little boy. his favourite part was making the train go as fast as possible.

one day, however, because he was going so fast, the train got into an accident. now the man made it out safely but unfortunately, one passenger died. so, the man was put on trial, found guilty, and sentenced to execution.

the day came when the man was meant to be executed and he requests a banana for his last meal. he ate his banana, sat in the chair, and the executioner flipped the switch. sparks flew, but the man emerged alive.

now, around this time there was a law that stated if a person were to survive an execution, it was a sign of divine intervention and the prisoner was to be let go. so, the man was released.

he got his job back as a train driver, and having learned nothing from his previous mistakes, continued on driving the train recklessly. of course, the train soon got into another accident.

now again, the man was put on trial, found guilty and sentenced to death. and, for his last meal, he requested two bananas. so, he ate his bananas, was strapped into the chair, and the executioner flipped the switch. once again, the man was totally fine, and released.

now, would you believe that he got his old job back again? our reckless train driver seems to have learned nothing, because he continued to drive the train overly fast and recklessly. of course, he got into an accident for a third time.

once again the man was put on trial, found guilty, and sentenced to death.

the day came and he requested his last meal - three bananas. at this point the executioner said, “no, i’m sick of you coming in here, eating your banana and walking out unscathed. let’s just do this.”

 so, without eating his bananas, the man was strapped to the electric chair, the executioner flipped the switch and - the man was completely unharmed. the executioner was dumbfounded.

“oh, the bananas have nothing to do with it,” the man explained, “i’m just a bad conductor.”
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Post by: Is it cold in here? on 13 Aug 2016, 18:20
So, let's see if I can show a picture from imgur here after their latest changes.

(http://i.imgur.com/BsAcqB0.jpg)

That took four attempts and eventually involved going to their link, right-clicking the picture, and choosing "Copy Link Location" to get the information they used to supply up front.
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Post by: cesium133 on 13 Aug 2016, 20:10
They've hidden it well. First you have to hover your mouse over the picture you just uploaded, then a link appears with a button with an arrow on it next to it. Hover your mouse over that button, and then a link to "Get share links" appears. Click that, then the information you want will appear.

(http://i.imgur.com/V81ZHL3.png)
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Post by: Loki on 14 Aug 2016, 02:52
BlueKitty:
*groaaaan* This was bad and you should feel bad.
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Post by: Welu on 14 Aug 2016, 04:40
I just right-click and Copy Image Address, since it's usually not my own image that I'm sharing. Only recently learned manually replacing .gifv the with .gif in the URL gives you a regular gif. I knew there was a way to do it but either forgot or missed it. Although they did use to have boxes to the side or underneath with the info, including already in various embedding codes.
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Post by: Akima on 14 Aug 2016, 06:18
I still see the boxes to the side of my images where I can copy the link information. It does not seem to have changed for me at all.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 15 Aug 2016, 14:02
BlueKitty:
*groaaaan* This was bad and you should feel bad.

 :clairedoge:


(http://66.media.tumblr.com/1be323451f88b71af2dd3f80ac84f2b8/tumblr_obte8qKZrk1udx0zao1_1280.jpg)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 15 Aug 2016, 18:30
BlueKitty:
This was amazing and was just the spark this thread needed.
Fixed.
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Post by: LeeC on 16 Aug 2016, 04:37
(http://i.imgur.com/o0Pf0xC.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/IRBqw6S.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/ZoX8ZaR.jpg)

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Post by: Method of Madness on 16 Aug 2016, 09:15
Picture 1: I'm clearly missing something.
Picture 2: Didn't realize that wasn't a cat until I saw the text.
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Post by: LeeC on 16 Aug 2016, 11:04
Have you seen Back to the future?
(click to show/hide)
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 16 Aug 2016, 18:47
Personally, I hate that slogan... "Make America great again"? That's implying that America's not great now. Is this "the greatest country in the world"? Hell no. 1.That is a fucking horrible thing to say for a variety of reasons, and 2.Switzerland is tough to beat. Regardless, I still think we're great, and getting better all the time.
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Post by: Neko_Ali on 16 Aug 2016, 19:21
It's the standard politician/cult leader trick though. Convince someone that a problem or enemy exists that either isn't really there, or no where as dire as it's made out to be. Then convince them that you and only you can fix the problem/protect them from the bogeyman. Con someone into it and you have control over them and don't actually have to do anything, since there was never any real problem or danger to begin with.
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Post by: jwhouk on 16 Aug 2016, 19:25
Well, to be honest, when it comes to Olympic medaling over the history of the modern Olympiad, we're doing pretty good.
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Post by: SubaruStephen on 16 Aug 2016, 19:54

Finally, a YouTube video that has a comments section you can read without getting the urge to splice Ebola and the common cold together.
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 17 Aug 2016, 02:33
The Olympics are another area that just trigger me. They build these expensive purpose-built structures that cost in the Billions to make, and then they just fall into disrepair. I feel that it would be better to just have one location set up for the Olympics, and just maintain the structures that are built there. "The Olympics are about world unity or whatever" you might say. Yeah, well the world can unify in this one city.

My suggestion? Bring it on home to Marathon, Greece. I'm sure the Greeks aren't going to use their title as the Home of the Olympics to try to rule the world or whatever, and it would beat the crap out of stuff like THIS happening (https://www.google.com/search?q=olympic+venues+then+and+now&hl=en&biw=1920&bih=965&site=webhp&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&sqi=2&ved=0ahUKEwjF5ueOksjOAhWJ4iYKHfV7A2gQ_AUIBygC).


...sorry, did you need some of this soap? Let me get off of the box.
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Post by: Welu on 17 Aug 2016, 07:11
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 17 Aug 2016, 18:56
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really? EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting? i find that hard to believe. stop feeding me these lies

Well it was really hard to see if it was everyone, you see they were as fast as lightning.

And to be honest it was a little bit frightening.
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Post by: LeeC on 18 Aug 2016, 11:16
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Post by: Method of Madness on 18 Aug 2016, 19:48
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Post by: Thrillho on 19 Aug 2016, 01:09
I haven't clicked.

But it's Sabotage isn't it.
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Post by: LeeC on 19 Aug 2016, 04:19
My thoughts exactly, though the match up was really good.
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Post by: Neko_Ali on 19 Aug 2016, 07:42
Well, what other Beastie Boys song still gets played these days? Fight for your Right (to Party) really doesn't fit. And besides, it fits this trailer tons better than it fit Star Trek.
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Post by: Thrillho on 19 Aug 2016, 08:19
I miss when I could listen to that song because I wanted to listen to it.
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Post by: LeeC on 19 Aug 2016, 08:28
Well, what other Beastie Boys song still gets played these days? Fight for your Right (to Party) really doesn't fit. And besides, it fits this trailer tons better than it fit Star Trek.
Intergalactic
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Post by: sitnspin on 19 Aug 2016, 12:30
As much as I wish I had been alive for the original punk movement, I'm glad I'm too young to remember when the Beastie Boys were chart toppers.
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Post by: Neko_Ali on 21 Aug 2016, 12:59
I'm not. That was right about my high school years as I remember. Though back them I found them a lot more irritating. Probably because of repetition. I can like their more popular songs now when played rarely. Less so when I heard them all the time on the radio.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 21 Aug 2016, 15:30
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If you drop an ant from the top of the Empire State Building, will it die? (http://www.theverge.com/tldr/2016/6/10/11894028/ant-dropped-from-empire-state-building-science-experiment)

In the ‘90s, there was a popular Korean TV show called Curiosity Heaven (It does not translate well) that conducted experiments based on these weird hypothetical questions.

In one episode of Curiosity Heaven, the hosts took ants to the top of the 63 Building (Seoul’s equivalent of The Tall Skyscraper Tourist Attraction in Every City, named for the number of floors it has) to drop them off. The question of the episode: if you drop an ant off a skyscraper, will it survive?

After coming to a theoretical conclusion through a lot of math and physics that the ants would survive an 820-foot fall, the plan was put into action. But as the hosts summited the top of the skyscraper, they discovered all of the ants had exploded from the atmospheric pressure. That’s right: exploded.

If that’s not the biggest plot twist I’ve ever read in my life, then I don’t know what is.


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Post by: Method of Madness on 22 Aug 2016, 17:23
I'm glad I'm too young to remember when the Beastie Boys were chart toppers.
Why?
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Post by: jwhouk on 22 Aug 2016, 19:03
As much as I wish I had been alive for the original punk movement, I'm glad I'm too young to remember when the Beastie Boys were chart toppers.

You didn't miss much. A lot of the original punk movement was garbage.

(I was alive for most of it.)

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Post by: SubaruStephen on 22 Aug 2016, 20:41
(http://i529.photobucket.com/albums/dd334/DMCdriver/image_zpsgtrmhfqj.jpeg)

There is only one glass that is appropriate for the return of Crystal Pepsi.
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Post by: sitnspin on 22 Aug 2016, 20:51
As much as I wish I had been alive for the original punk movement, I'm glad I'm too young to remember when the Beastie Boys were chart toppers.

You didn't miss much. A lot of the original punk movement was garbage.

(I was alive for most of it.)
My parents were punk until they sold out and became yuppies soon after I was born. I was kind of raised on the music.
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Post by: hedgie on 22 Aug 2016, 22:34
You didn't miss much. A lot of the original punk movement was garbage.

90% of anything is crap (thanks Sturgeon)
I'm just half-amused that many of the best punk and post-punk bands ended up going Goth.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 24 Aug 2016, 05:07
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Post by: osaka on 24 Aug 2016, 06:27
linkin_park.gif?
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Post by: Welu on 24 Aug 2016, 13:33
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come on kids we’re having barrackolli for dinner
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Post by: Metope on 24 Aug 2016, 18:20
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Post by: Kugai on 24 Aug 2016, 22:03
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Post by: LeeC on 25 Aug 2016, 06:56
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Post by: LTK on 26 Aug 2016, 04:40
Felix Colgrave animated this.


I'll bet this is someone's fetish.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 26 Aug 2016, 05:15
I haven't watched yet, but yes. Yes, it is. (Rule 36)
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Post by: sitnspin on 26 Aug 2016, 06:57
What the crap did I just watch?
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Post by: LeeC on 26 Aug 2016, 07:11
(http://i.imgur.com/zmpBrlu.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/c53B1Am.gif)
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Post by: Kugai on 26 Aug 2016, 14:05
Well, he will insist on dropping in unexpectedly
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Post by: SubaruStephen on 26 Aug 2016, 18:17
"Gus, don't be a Northern Kings cover of a Radiohead song."
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Post by: LTK on 26 Aug 2016, 18:25
"Gus, don't be..."
Wait wait, I think I get it, is this Psych?
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 27 Aug 2016, 08:16
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Actual Reasons Why People Were Dumped
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Post by: sitnspin on 27 Aug 2016, 11:27
I would dump someone for thinking the moon landing was a hoax.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 27 Aug 2016, 19:22
The mustard thing is pretty fucking gross.
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Post by: sitnspin on 27 Aug 2016, 23:01
The chicken nuggets thing would likely be a deal breaker too
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Post by: LTK on 28 Aug 2016, 06:43
I'm reading the "WTF, Evolution?!" book (https://www.amazon.com/WTF-Evolution-Theory-Unintelligible-Design-ebook/dp/B00KLDENIQ) and it contains little gems like Eiselt's Caecilian.

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Post by: osaka on 28 Aug 2016, 09:00
Where's welu's old avatar when you need it?
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Post by: Welu on 28 Aug 2016, 15:28
(http://i.imgur.com/cASCrNc.gif)

Larger dedicated imgur version.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 28 Aug 2016, 15:49
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Post by: SubaruStephen on 28 Aug 2016, 20:21
For a second there I thought those meerkats were one of the egg pods from Alien...
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Post by: sitnspin on 28 Aug 2016, 20:31
Little know biology fact: The xenomorph eggs actually are made of four meerkats.
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Post by: LeeC on 29 Aug 2016, 05:30
Wasn't sure where to post this so might as well put it here,
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Post by: Kugai on 29 Aug 2016, 15:28
Interesting
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Post by: LeeC on 30 Aug 2016, 12:50
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Post by: LeeC on 30 Aug 2016, 19:00
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Post by: Method of Madness on 30 Aug 2016, 19:53
What's that from? Also:

(https://media.giphy.com/media/3o6Zt4oV8yOoaATQwE/giphy-downsized-large.gif)
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Post by: Akima on 31 Aug 2016, 03:11
What's that from?
Soldier 76 on the left, and D.VA on the right, are characters from the computer game Overwatch. Beyond that, I have no idea what the comic is about.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 31 Aug 2016, 04:10
Ahhh, and now I know what people mean when they talk about D.VA. Thanks.
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Post by: osaka on 31 Aug 2016, 04:33
(http://i.imgur.com/vtquf6n.png)

D.Va always enjoyed more her time with her other uncle.

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Post by: LeeC on 31 Aug 2016, 04:53
They are overwatch characters.  the internet likes to paint a few of them as adults with the rest being their children.  In this case it was 76 being D.Va's dad.  D. Va made him sad and she felt bad.  Honestly the fan art for this game is amazing!
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Post by: Thrillho on 31 Aug 2016, 08:46
What's that from? Also:

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I've seen this around a few times and it makes me laugh every time.
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Post by: Neko_Ali on 31 Aug 2016, 11:24
Background on the joke: Before becoming Solider 76, he was team leader of Overwatch. As such, a running joke is that he's 'Team Dad'. It helps that a lot of his in game voice lines are stuff like  'back in my day we'd have this payload delivered by now' and 'Get these jokers off my point!'. Cementing him as  the crotchety old fart. D.Va on the other hand is the youngest hero. She's a professional gamer turned mecha jockey and is loud, arrogant and seen as 'team baby/daughter' to a lot of the other heroes.

Bonus point: The guy in the skull mask is Reaper, who was 76's best friend before they got into a fight and blew up their headquarters. He was leader of the sister team Blackwatch, which did all the dirty jobs. Fans depict him as a 60 year old Edgelord and he and 76 are often depicted as co-dads to the team, or rival fathers living out their feud through their kids.

I know, if you have to explain the joke.. But unless you are into the fan community around these characters,  you just wouldn't get it anyway.
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Post by: LeeC on 31 Aug 2016, 17:51
(http://i.imgur.com/90v3p1L.jpg)
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Post by: Neko_Ali on 01 Sep 2016, 06:22
*hisses and shuns the Mercy76 shipper*

(I'm joking)
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 01 Sep 2016, 13:34
Does this make Ana the Team Grandma? Is someone gonna make a comic of Ana giving D.Va a really ugly Christmas jumper or something?
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Post by: Neko_Ali on 01 Sep 2016, 13:51
Yup. Ana and Reinhardt are team Grands. Torbjorn is the weird racist uncle who keeps mumbling about 'them damn robots coming to take our jobs'.
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Post by: LeeC on 01 Sep 2016, 13:57
Yes but she is nana. Grandpa is Reinhardt.
(http://i.imgur.com/7gJLkjZ.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/c0OPvHS.jpg)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 01 Sep 2016, 13:59
I'd play Overwatch if it actually had a campaign mode. Kinda sucks that a game with really good story/characters is online only.
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Post by: Welu on 01 Sep 2016, 14:29
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Post by: osaka on 01 Sep 2016, 16:12
That's reminds me, although this is more adorable (and requires more active movement) than that, of an old *chan thread (I only saw a screenshot of it so I can't point which one of them is) where some dude just put a page from some odd manga saying "MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING" and a drifting train.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 04 Sep 2016, 16:44
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Post by: Neko_Ali on 05 Sep 2016, 10:44
poor puppers...
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 05 Sep 2016, 18:21
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Post by: nellsen on 08 Sep 2016, 02:34
Hahaha that took a turn for the unexpected! "Uh-oh...."
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Post by: LeeC on 08 Sep 2016, 05:40
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Post by: MrBlu on 08 Sep 2016, 05:56
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GUYS I WAS LOOKING FOR REFERENCES AND THESE CAME UP ON GOOGLE

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WHAT

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I LOVE THESE

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LEARNING

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TWAT WAFFLE
Thanks

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Post by: Method of Madness on 08 Sep 2016, 08:09
Padme: CALL FUCK WANT
Anakin:
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Post by: LeeC on 08 Sep 2016, 09:45
In the far flung future, abstinence has become law.  It will take a couple of time travelers from the past to save the future.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 08 Sep 2016, 18:05
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I have questions

To get to the other side
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Post by: doombilly on 12 Sep 2016, 10:27
The Olympics are another area that just trigger me. They build these expensive purpose-built structures that cost in the Billions to make, and then they just fall into disrepair. I feel that it would be better to just have one location set up for the Olympics, and just maintain the structures that are built there. "The Olympics are about world unity or whatever" you might say. Yeah, well the world can unify in this one city.

My suggestion? Bring it on home to Marathon, Greece. I'm sure the Greeks aren't going to use their title as the Home of the Olympics to try to rule the world or whatever, and it would beat the crap out of stuff like THIS happening (https://www.google.com/search?q=olympic+venues+then+and+now&hl=en&biw=1920&bih=965&site=webhp&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&sqi=2&ved=0ahUKEwjF5ueOksjOAhWJ4iYKHfV7A2gQ_AUIBygC).


...sorry, did you need some of this soap? Let me get off of the box.
Waiting for the N KOREAN 'Lympics! It is the only location that makes sense.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 13 Sep 2016, 16:41
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Post by: jwhouk on 13 Sep 2016, 18:51
Waiting for the N KOREAN 'Lympics! It is the only location that makes sense.

Just for the record, the 2018 Winter Olympics are going to be played in Pyeongchang, South Korea.
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Post by: doombilly on 14 Sep 2016, 10:22
They need to embrace the stupid. 2020 Aleppo Summer Olympics.
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Post by: LeeC on 15 Sep 2016, 06:34
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Post by: Method of Madness on 15 Sep 2016, 14:29
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Post by: Kugai on 15 Sep 2016, 21:51
23 Teachers Reveal The Most Ignorant Things Students Have Ever Said To Them. Seriously? (http://bulletin.tickld.com/x/jaw/23-teachers-reveal-the-most-ignorant-things-students-have-ever-said-to-them-/p-1)
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Post by: Akima on 15 Sep 2016, 23:13
Troll dog is trolling (https://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,30595.msg1364833.html#msg1364833).
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Post by: nellsen on 16 Sep 2016, 01:54
23 Teachers Reveal The Most Ignorant Things Students Have Ever Said To Them. Seriously? (http://bulletin.tickld.com/x/jaw/23-teachers-reveal-the-most-ignorant-things-students-have-ever-said-to-them-/p-1)
Number 3 is just... perfect, what a hero!
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Post by: LeeC on 16 Sep 2016, 05:34

(http://i.imgur.com/3lSgPSM.jpg)
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 16 Sep 2016, 13:30
Naw, Nerds are people who lack social skills. If you are really obsessed with something, you're a GEEK. Space Marines geek out about the EMPEROR, Cultists geek out about KAY-OSS, Orks geek out about WAAAGH, etc...


...


GREATER GOOD
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Post by: Method of Madness on 16 Sep 2016, 14:00
Naw, Nerds are people who lack social skills. If you are really obsessed with something, you're a GEEK.
There really is no set standard, either can be used to mean either.
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Post by: LTK on 16 Sep 2016, 14:55
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/geeks_and_nerds.png)
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Post by: MrBlu on 17 Sep 2016, 03:21
23 Teachers Reveal The Most Ignorant Things Students Have Ever Said To Them. Seriously? (http://bulletin.tickld.com/x/jaw/23-teachers-reveal-the-most-ignorant-things-students-have-ever-said-to-them-/p-1)
I'm never teaching.
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Post by: Neko_Ali on 17 Sep 2016, 07:44
I think we can safely say that Speesh Mahrines lack any kind of social skills. Unless it involves praising the Emperor, smiting the foes of the Emperor or training in the name of the Emperor they just don't do it...
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Post by: LeeC on 17 Sep 2016, 09:05
I think we can safely say that Speesh Mahrines lack any kind of social skills. Unless it involves praising the Emperor, smiting the foes of the Emperor or training in the name of the Emperor they just don't do it...
Except for the Space Wolves chapter.  They are the only social ones...that may explain why the other chapters don't like them very much.  The wolves drink, prank, and have fun.  Meanwhile the Ultramarine brother next door is complaining about the noise while he's trying to study his codex.

Although I have heard the salamanders are very friendly, but uncomfortably so.
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Post by: cesium133 on 18 Sep 2016, 13:21
[tweet]777571930769592320[/tweet]
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 18 Sep 2016, 16:22
[tweet]774791435396780034[/tweet]
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Post by: Kugai on 18 Sep 2016, 20:56

The inverse Subtitles from English to Jive with the two Jive Dudes is classic


And if your unaware of it, Airplane!, which was released in 1980 was, to all intents an purpose, a shot-for-shot comedic remake of a 1957 Drama Film called Zero Hour.  The 1957 Film was written by Alex Hailey, who would go on to pen the Novel turned Film Airport!

Here is a side-by-side comparison of Zero Hour and Airplane!.


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Post by: Detachable Felix on 20 Sep 2016, 17:43
Still the greatest thing ever
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Post by: LeeC on 21 Sep 2016, 05:55
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Post by: Kugai on 22 Sep 2016, 22:28
I'll just leave this here

:-D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dB-GgAxb3H4
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Post by: pwhodges on 23 Sep 2016, 03:31
(http://i.imgur.com/Eu67f2y.jpg) (http://i.imgur.com/Eu67f2y.jpg)
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Post by: LeeC on 23 Sep 2016, 05:27
I'm going to a show in 2 weeks and I am going to see Ninja Sex Party, TupperWare Remix Party, and Starbomb!
(http://i.imgur.com/T6B8W39.gif)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 25 Sep 2016, 12:46
(http://66.media.tumblr.com/b5d25944fa067164cf6926df87edb9b4/tumblr_nqh6sntFKR1qhnegdo1_500.jpg)
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Post by: LeeC on 26 Sep 2016, 08:27
(http://i.imgur.com/YXQVa2X.gif)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 27 Sep 2016, 15:57
(http://67.media.tumblr.com/6e058467844d6d17704b4d718f963331/tumblr_oe5doeozS71u17v8go1_1280.jpg)
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Post by: pwhodges on 28 Sep 2016, 00:17
(http://i.imgur.com/6mohmVr.jpg)
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Post by: Thrillho on 28 Sep 2016, 04:39
23 Teachers Reveal The Most Ignorant Things Students Have Ever Said To Them. Seriously? (http://bulletin.tickld.com/x/jaw/23-teachers-reveal-the-most-ignorant-things-students-have-ever-said-to-them-/p-1)

Yeah. That'll happen.

Great students make it all worth it though.

Then you crack a joke about UKIP in a lesson and realise that 30% of the students in there would vote UKIP.

Then you decide to stop directly expressing your political views.
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Post by: LeeC on 28 Sep 2016, 07:32
(http://i.imgur.com/O5Nf8MZ.gif)
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Post by: Kugai on 28 Sep 2016, 22:41
NEVER steal a ladies parking space - especially when she owns a Convertible.


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Post by: LeeC on 29 Sep 2016, 07:01
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Post by: LeeC on 01 Oct 2016, 19:27
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Post by: Method of Madness on 02 Oct 2016, 06:50
(http://wolfpupy.com/comic/3.png)
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Post by: pwhodges on 02 Oct 2016, 07:16
This is a child's cot...

(http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/2A88/production/_91488801_buk.png)

Wut?!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-37533473 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-37533473)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 02 Oct 2016, 07:22
(http://67.media.tumblr.com/a287eeb982f7de7ce64b9c8af5b4bf40/tumblr_o0nbdvUVeT1qlcib9o1_1280.jpg)

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My favorite part of this is that there was a period of time where Archie just expectantly watched Reggie cut the crust off his pizza for what was probably like two minutes and was just wondering how the fuck that was going to turn into half a pizza.
“Archie-”
“Jughead, shut up. I wanna see where he’s going with this.”


(http://68.media.tumblr.com/ef1f9c584f2e3f6002222512823ec5b1/tumblr_obg72lHHs01qc8jh0o1_540.gif)
(http://66.media.tumblr.com/1086277dcf931c9091d0da6c16c29763/tumblr_obg72lHHs01qc8jh0o3_540.gif)
(http://66.media.tumblr.com/a3e818563c38a678d1095f6491b7f6e5/tumblr_obg72lHHs01qc8jh0o2_540.gif)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 02 Oct 2016, 11:59
Re: Reggie - I like how he was trying to screw over Archie, but...pizza without crust? Holy shit, why would he willingly do that to himself?
Re: The last thing...dang, shots fired.
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 03 Oct 2016, 07:21
Yeah, but as I read once (http://www.cracked.com/blog/8-bizarre-horrors-found-in-squarest-comic-book-ever/), Archie was an ASSHOLE as a kid...
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 03 Oct 2016, 19:27
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hey everyone, lets talk about how syphilis didnt appear in Europe till after Christopher Columbus came back from America but didnt exist in people from the Americas either until then. lets talk about how the only animals syphilis was found in before then were llamas.


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Walk into your kitchen at 3am and this wizard is waiting for you, having drunk your beer and sampled, but disliked, your potato chips, hasn’t done the dishes, and he isn’t happy

What do you do?
(http://67.media.tumblr.com/ab11ab90b1a2cc75084939dc058d584c/tumblr_inline_o4odjjUbEo1rl87xe_500.jpg)
“Really, Carl? Really? Christ, I knew the breakup with Cindy was bad-but not THIS bad! How’d you even get in my house? Why are the Utz all over the floor? Wh- how did you get in my house!?”
(http://66.media.tumblr.com/b12dbe0092305c62b77f4171bb1a2093/tumblr_inline_o4oesaZXLk1rytmqw_400.jpg)
“Damn your fool’s mind, Randy, the mists of dream still you know my Amulet of Saros allows me passage through all portals, physical and arcane. I came here as this apartment provides protection from the mental ravaging of that dark sorceress, Cindy, gods blast her name! Your fermented beverages are all that have kept me from darkness this night, Randy, would you turn me away in this hour of terror?”

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Post by: Method of Madness on 03 Oct 2016, 20:52
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Hey everyone, lets talk about how syphilis didn't appear in Europe till after Christopher Columbus came back from America but didn't exist in people from the Americas either until then. lets talk about how the only animals syphilis was found in before then were llamas.
Quote from: Christopher Columbus, probably
Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little llama, fuzzy llama, funny llama, llama llama fuck.
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Post by: osaka on 04 Oct 2016, 14:54
http://coub.com/view/f35zf
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Post by: LeeC on 05 Oct 2016, 04:15
(http://i.imgur.com/quDqAtI.gif)
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Post by: Neko_Ali on 05 Oct 2016, 05:15
Frank apparently misunderstood what 'sheep dog' means.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 05 Oct 2016, 11:25
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Post by: pwhodges on 07 Oct 2016, 00:19
(http://i.imgur.com/lsHnVDV.jpg)
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Post by: LeeC on 07 Oct 2016, 04:07
I wonder if Betty White knows she is an action figure.
(https://external.xx.fbcdn.net/safe_image.php?d=AQAMTd3oWM8GiHlE&w=496&h=279&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.scarymommy.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2016%2F10%2Fgolden-girls-2.jpeg&cfs=1&upscale=1&sx=0&sy=2&sw=700&sh=394)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 07 Oct 2016, 06:13
(http://67.media.tumblr.com/5a2991ab86a6e953397ee1ddd63fb9a5/tumblr_o6ckh0SgOs1ridgmwo1_400.jpg)
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 07 Oct 2016, 09:31
She's also a Funko Pop! figure:
(http://www.calendars.com/img/p/480/201700018003.jpg)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 08 Oct 2016, 06:55
(http://68.media.tumblr.com/99f5a7ed903980603912dd9bebfdc9bc/tumblr_oehlr950g81r6q8euo1_1280.gif)
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Post by: Akima on 08 Oct 2016, 15:21
Cats are adorable:
(click to show/hide)
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Post by: hedgie on 08 Oct 2016, 15:53
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Post by: LeeC on 08 Oct 2016, 22:11
(http://i.imgur.com/yQP3RLv.gif)
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Post by: sitnspin on 09 Oct 2016, 07:52
My life is more of a repeat of Sat-Sun-Sat-Sun.
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Post by: osaka on 09 Oct 2016, 08:36
That sounds unhealthy sitnspin.
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Post by: sitnspin on 09 Oct 2016, 08:55
I've never claimed to be particularly healthy in my lifestyle choices.  Admittedly, I do this far less often than I used to. My self-destructive tendencies come in waves. Chronic depression for the win.
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Post by: hedgie on 09 Oct 2016, 11:43
I have the same thing going on.  With bipolar disorder, I'm really Jekyll and Hyde, and not realising this has probably set me back years.  When I'm not depressed, I can do things like go to a bar and enjoy myself, take in some music, have a few drinks, having no urge for more.  Hyde pre-drinks, then tends to make a mess of things, because he doesn't care.
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Post by: sitnspin on 09 Oct 2016, 12:12
Yea, most of the time I'm really functional. I drink regularly, but not destructively. When the depression hits hard, I tend to head straight into self-medication. Honestly, compared to what I was like when I was younger, before I found a system of self-care and mental health maintenance, I was way worse, like three OD's worse. I'm pretty stable most of the time, these days. I still have triggers that can set me off, but I have systems in place to keep me in check for when it gets bad.
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Post by: Welu on 11 Oct 2016, 15:21
(https://67.media.tumblr.com/c33beb5c16253928521a1c06b0123e66/tumblr_lw7lvvZz9n1r5zq6ao1_r2_500.gif)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 12 Oct 2016, 06:34
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is this.. literally an entire zelda cdi cutscene in gif form?
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Post by: Detachable Felix on 12 Oct 2016, 13:46
(https://media.giphy.com/media/l2Sq6I2mp7xQhhdVS/giphy.gif)
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Post by: pwhodges on 13 Oct 2016, 02:58
Pelican kisses...

(http://i.imgur.com/Q1NW1ob.jpg)
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Post by: Detachable Felix on 13 Oct 2016, 12:54
Pelican kisses...
It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?
It's was only a kiss
It was only a kiss
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Post by: LeeC on 13 Oct 2016, 14:12
(http://i.imgur.com/IAj3XLH.gif)
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Post by: LeeC on 14 Oct 2016, 16:46
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 17 Oct 2016, 07:41
(http://66.media.tumblr.com/825c115014cc076fb6bcb58831cb5fa9/tumblr_obkar8w5CX1squaiuo1_1280.jpg)
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Post by: LTK on 17 Oct 2016, 07:52
The Swifties thread is over here (https://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,29179.msg1326761.html).
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Post by: LeeC on 18 Oct 2016, 06:41
(http://i.imgur.com/zjL80UH.gif)
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Post by: Neko_Ali on 18 Oct 2016, 06:59
Okay, that is stinking adorable. :) I love Mei.
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Post by: maxusy3k on 19 Oct 2016, 07:27
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Post by: SubaruStephen on 19 Oct 2016, 20:47
https://youtu.be/rUutDTJY7LI

Hehe, wasn't expecting that. But they missed an opportunity to add a clip from "I" by Dio on there.
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Post by: Welu on 20 Oct 2016, 09:07
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Post by: Is it cold in here? on 21 Oct 2016, 17:46
(http://www.bigcheesebadges.com/images/diagonally_parked_in_a_parallel_universe.png)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 23 Oct 2016, 11:28
(http://66.media.tumblr.com/4f9414baf15e9a88b4c28dd278f3fd7d/tumblr_of051iOPTY1urmckio1_1280.jpg)
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Post by: Neko_Ali on 23 Oct 2016, 16:07
Finish him!
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Post by: Method of Madness on 23 Oct 2016, 20:34
I was surprised it neglected to mention the RKO, but then I realized knowing about it won't help you...it comes outta nowhere, after all!
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 24 Oct 2016, 07:09
(http://66.media.tumblr.com/fd4ea88c4a06274438be95aa2140a525/tumblr_ofj351cc0Q1r5hy6xo1_500.gif)
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 26 Oct 2016, 04:57
Never take medical advice from Dr. Acula
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Post by: Neko_Ali on 26 Oct 2016, 06:06
But, Dr. Acula has been my family doctor for centuries. Who else could I find to help me with my anemia?
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Post by: LeeC on 26 Oct 2016, 12:32
Was way more entertaining than I thought it would be.
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Post by: LeeC on 27 Oct 2016, 10:07
(http://i.imgur.com/kt4gdD2.gif)
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Post by: Kugai on 28 Oct 2016, 21:28
(https://scontent-syd2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14492322_1796796090408086_5422163209746396691_n.jpg?oh=6c54af3928b38cbce64b485fbaeb2062&oe=5898E594)
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Post by: SubaruStephen on 30 Oct 2016, 21:46
But England can Top Trumps (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Top_Trumps)
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Post by: LeeC on 31 Oct 2016, 05:35
Lovecraft + Warhammer 40k =
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Post by: Welu on 31 Oct 2016, 18:29
(https://67.media.tumblr.com/3880841e76bc7748c8e29b1adf5227f1/tumblr_ofuctoyx7y1u49zhho1_250.gif)

(https://67.media.tumblr.com/c59acf15e69478df7223d4c41a3d07b5/tumblr_nfgiz1tr2a1qjnhqgo1_540.jpg)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 31 Oct 2016, 18:43
Story time of pain for this Halloween
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Post by: Method of Madness on 31 Oct 2016, 18:45
It's weird seeing the dog one without the T2 reaction shots.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 02 Nov 2016, 07:25
(http://68.media.tumblr.com/1c93ff8225aa471380a57eb35d3bdc19/tumblr_ofzlsilcGO1r3t765o6_1280.jpg)
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Post by: LeeC on 04 Nov 2016, 05:11
This is now my headcanon...

edit: New Overwatch short!

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Post by: cesium133 on 05 Nov 2016, 09:43
Yet another sign that the apocalypse is upon us. (http://www.theverge.com/2016/11/4/13525172/amazon-alexa-big-mouth-billy-bass-hack-api)
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Post by: Blood-Tree on 05 Nov 2016, 16:15
Truly human ingenuity knows no bounds.

I would totally buy this.
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Post by: LeeC on 07 Nov 2016, 07:55
Great parody of that 80s song "Heaven is a Place on Earth."
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Post by: LeeC on 09 Nov 2016, 06:29
(http://i.imgur.com/S5shCrZ.gif)
Breakfast with Gowron (http://imgur.com/gallery/Zx74M) is amazing!
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Post by: pwhodges on 11 Nov 2016, 00:49
(https://i.redd.it/fs7qs03jdtwx.jpg)
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Post by: Welu on 11 Nov 2016, 14:29
(https://i.imgur.com/g9401Hb.gif)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 13 Nov 2016, 17:17
(http://68.media.tumblr.com/00e7b2ff70d433c22a93ddfffbd419ac/tumblr_ndovk3kaAr1s1dhi9o2_500.gif)
(http://68.media.tumblr.com/3bf01d8850706f2d8dc3ae286e8e1439/tumblr_ndovk3kaAr1s1dhi9o1_500.gif)
(http://68.media.tumblr.com/9a7da1b0502120e91a2464aa37746f4d/tumblr_ndovk3kaAr1s1dhi9o3_500.gif)
(http://68.media.tumblr.com/baa615c10f9d6110178648061195fb10/tumblr_ndovk3kaAr1s1dhi9o4_500.gif)
(http://68.media.tumblr.com/3f86c8e270e67a38a978c91817090383/tumblr_ndovk3kaAr1s1dhi9o5_500.gif)


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horse people are spectacular to listen to bc they love to go on about the “trust” between horses and people and it’s just enchanting. I leave that conversation completely mesmerized by the idea that a person actually trusts  one of those fucking demon creatures when you can see it on their face that there is no life or love in their eyes. horses are the ready vessels of a vengeful, hateful god and we should leave them to eat the fucking ground in peace
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Post by: Method of Madness on 22 Nov 2016, 16:17
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cx5-6YzXAAQcXgQ.jpg:large)

I probably shouldn't be allowed near memes.
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Post by: LeeC on 23 Nov 2016, 05:27
Because I'm Batman!