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Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 31 May 2015, 16:46

Title: QC Captions Vol. 219
Post by: iduguphergrave on 31 May 2015, 16:46
Hey ya'll. PANEL:

(http://i.imgur.com/ymugmFv.png)

I was gonna blank out the magazine, but I honestly don't think anyone can beat "Prolapse Monthly." Or CAN YOU?


(probably not)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 219
Post by: osaka on 31 May 2015, 18:02
NARRATION: "Our porno section has things you might never expect"
MAY: "HAH! Now I know what Pintsize was up to last weekend!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 219
Post by: Akima on 31 May 2015, 19:11
(http://i.imgur.com/phtFCks.png)

I have the day off. As you see, I used it very productively.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 219
Post by: DrBear on 31 May 2015, 19:36
CAPTION BOX: While Momo gets steamed up over that old-timey porno, I go for the more modern stuff.
MAY: "Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 219
Post by: BenRG on 01 Jun 2015, 01:30
NARRATION: "Momo is right; humans are endlessly fascinating in their variety and originality!"

MAY: "Oh boy! Humans pay for this shit? Earning enough to buy that PAK-FA chassis will be a snap if that's what they give money to see!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 219
Post by: DSL on 01 Jun 2015, 11:09
NARRATION: "Of course, I only read it for the articles."
MAY: "David Willis is the editor! I should have guessed!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 219
Post by: Zebediah on 01 Jun 2015, 11:34
NARRATION: "Sometimes it's the simple pleasures that are the most satisfying."
MAY: "Oh man, I know what I'm going to make Marigold's screen-lock image next!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 219
Post by: cesium133 on 01 Jun 2015, 11:54
NARRATION: "Of course, I only read it for the articles."
MAY: "David Willis is the editor! I should have guessed!"
NARRATION: "Of course, I only read it for the articles."
MAY: "Where else can you find atomic physics papers, articles on the economics of the Russian oil industry, and up-rectum pictures in the same place?"

or...

NARRATION: "Of course, I only read it for the articles."
MAY: "A, the, an, and some!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 219
Post by: iduguphergrave on 03 Jun 2015, 13:52
SECOND IMAGE:

(http://i.imgur.com/MKMPFfV.png)

This is turning out to be a rather dirty week  :evil:
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 219
Post by: osaka on 03 Jun 2015, 15:30
CLAIRE: "I'm pretty sure I've seen a dong like this before"
MARTEN: "May saw it on "bestiality bi-weekly" and sent pics to everyone"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 219
Post by: cesium133 on 03 Jun 2015, 15:38
Claire: Wow, this is even bigger than yours!
Marten: Just because Dora told you that story doesn't mean you need to bring it up constantly.  :claireface:
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 219
Post by: DSL on 03 Jun 2015, 17:25
CLAIRE: "Whatever happened to that wax sculpture of the Nauset Lighthouse I gave you for our two-week dating anniversary?"
MARTEN: "Some heat wave we're having, huh?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 219
Post by: DSL on 03 Jun 2015, 17:29
CLAIRE: "Oh, hey, this thing is straightening out ..."
MARTEN: "..."

... Somebody was gonna do it.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 219
Post by: Zebediah on 03 Jun 2015, 17:35
Claire: "Hey babe, you know what I want to do tonight?"
Marten: "I'm afraid you would have unrealistic expectations."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 219
Post by: BenRG on 04 Jun 2015, 01:20
CLAIRE: "Curious... What's this art installation supposed to be about?"

MARTEN: "It's illustrating that you can give your new boyfriend traumatic memories without out even knowing that you're doing it!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 219
Post by: Skewbrow on 05 Jun 2015, 03:21
Claire: "How come the surface here is kinda coarse but the other end is all smooth and shiny?"

Marten: "Mom has a lot of adventurous friends."