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Title: QC Captions Vol. 228
Post by: iduguphergrave on 02 Aug 2015, 13:12

Hi! FIRST IMAGE:

(http://i.imgur.com/E5zXvnp.png)

VOILA

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 228
Post by: cesium133 on 02 Aug 2015, 13:14

Sven: Do you like my new hairstyle?
Hanners: Why did you go to a salon named "Coneheads"?

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 228
Post by: Mr_Rose on 02 Aug 2015, 13:57

Sven: "Really! It's a great relief, actually. Ever since the pod attached itself all my sense of responsibility and guilt left with my sense of self. You should try it!"

Hannelore: "Er, I'll pass, thanks."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 228
Post by: BenRG on 02 Aug 2015, 15:08

SVEN: "So, I was thinking that I needed to go all-out on a whole new aesthetic!"

HANNERS: "No like man-bun."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 228
Post by: DSL on 02 Aug 2015, 16:35

SVEN: "I find this man-bun draws my facial skin back into a permanent smile. It's cheaper than plastic surgery and makes me seem more approachable and trustworthy, no?"
HANNELORE: "No."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 228
Post by: DrBear on 02 Aug 2015, 17:37

SVEN: So, how about another date?
HANNERS: Only if you get that turkey leg off your temple.

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 228
Post by: Mmeaninglessnamee on 02 Aug 2015, 18:54

S: I've been practicing hairstyling, but it's hard to practice on just myself. Do you-

H: NO. I mean YES, I do mind!

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 228
Post by: Storel on 04 Aug 2015, 02:04

Sven: So how's everyone been, Hannelore?

Hannelore: Did you know you have a hair tumor?

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 228
Post by: FunkyTuba on 04 Aug 2015, 18:23

Sven: YESSSSSS....THE LEEETLE MAN BUNSSSSSSSSSSS.... YESSSSSS
Hanners:  I prefer the other ones.

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 228
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 04 Aug 2015, 21:05

Sven: "I'm getting FFS next!"
Hannelore: "FFS!"

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 228
Post by: cesium133 on 04 Aug 2015, 21:09

Svan: Hi, Hannelore! I've come down from space!
Hannelore: Please go back. I'm sure Mora misses you.

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 228
Post by: iduguphergrave on 06 Aug 2015, 12:16

Sorry for the late panel, but HERE

(http://i.imgur.com/8UZgYJh.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 228
Post by: BenRG on 06 Aug 2015, 13:31

MARTEN: "Me testosterone-filled he-man! See my gigantic manly muscles! Grunt!"

FAYE: "Ugh!"

DORA: "Cute little walking fishbone of a boy!"

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 228
Post by: DSL on 06 Aug 2015, 16:04

MARTEN: "I have the arms of ATLAS!"
FAYE: "Yeah, the Rand McNally Pocket Atlas of the Eastern United States."
DORA: "Better give 'em back before they break you."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 228
Post by: FunkyTuba on 06 Aug 2015, 20:13

Marten: Do I look like Sven yet?
Faye: No... you don't have a man bun.
Dora: But you do have man buns.

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 228
Post by: jwhouk on 06 Aug 2015, 20:35

When in doubt... RANDOMIZE!!!! (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=575)

FAYE: "Quick, we've gotta get him inside, before bluebirds spontaneously land on his shoulders and he breaks into song. This is how musicals get started."
DORA: "Aww, but I like musicals!"
MARTEN: "My musical would be written and scored by the Fiery Furnaces. It would be nigh-incomprehensible."

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 228
Post by: Thrudd on 07 Aug 2015, 06:36

Marten: Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
Dora: How does he smell?
Faye: AWFUL'

Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 228
Post by: DSL on 07 Aug 2015, 08:54

Oooh, the randomizer. I forgot about the randomizer. (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2925)

DORA: "Is your friend going to be all right?"
FAYE: "Eventually."
MARTEN: "S-so many heartbreaking tales of personal struggle"