THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: Zebediah on 18 Oct 2015, 15:14
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FIRST IMAGE:
(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3069.png)
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CLAIRE: Are my hands weird?
FAYE: Your hands are hella weird.
MARTEN: I can't even look at them.
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Claire: My hands are huge...they can touch anything but themselves....
Faye: Oh, it's finally kicking in!
Marten: Faye, I warned you about making sure to label the "special" brownies.
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Claire: "No matter what I do I can't summon my ki."
Faye: "Hanners knows Goku!"
Marten: "Our insurance policy doesn't cover visits by Super Saiyans."
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Claire: I mean, they were right there, and really ... really ... huge.
Faye: Right, and with that low neckline dress....
Marten: Could you guys please be talking about someone else's mom?
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CLAIRE: So, anyway, I found myself wondering... Might I have come through a portal and lost my memory? Could these really be hooves?"
FAYE: "I dunno but I will say that you usually sound a little hoarse!"
MARTEN: "Ah, the wonders of watching a kids' fantasy movie after eating brownies from Tai Hubbert!"
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Riffing :angel:
Claire: I mean, they were right there, and really ... really ... huge. I could barely hold them in my hands.
Faye: I hate to break it to you hon but you aren't his first girlfriend to make grandiose claims about...
Marten: Faye, she's describing the coconuts we saw in a grocery store today.
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Riffing :angel:
Claire: I mean, they were right there, and really ... really ... huge. I could barely hold them in my hands.
Faye: I hate to break it to you hon but you aren't his first girlfriend to make grandiose claims about...
Marten: Faye, she's describing the coconuts we saw in a grocery store today.
Claire: They were melons Marten. Xigua I think.
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Claire: "But if I have six apples in one hand, and you took away three, then how could I have three apples left?"
Faye: "Told you I could confuse your girlfriend."
Marten: "That's not fair, you used math! You know Claire can't handle anything but literature!"
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CLAIRE:"I don't get it. If you have an apple in each hand and I ask you for one, how can you still have two apples?"
FAYE: "Because I won't give you an apple! Duh!"
MARTEN: "Sober Faye isn't any nicer than Drunk Faye."
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CLAIRE: On the one hand, my boyfriend watched my boss get a genital piercing. On the other hand, she's also dating his ex, so I can't be jealous.
FAYE: Well, not unless she makes a crack about Dora trading up.
MARTEN: Why am I suddenly so offended by something I know is a hypothetical?
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SECOND IMAGE:
(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3070.png)
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BUBBLES: "I'm just going to pretend I'm asleep and if someone asks we got mugged"
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"Opening-night Star Wars tickets were all sold out before I had a chance to get online."
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♪ All by myself
Don't wanna be
All by myself
Anymore... ♪
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BUBBLES: ((Sleepy mumble)) "Actually, my posterior does have that function..."
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"Opening-night Star Wars tickets were all sold out before I had a chance to get online."
They were all bought out by Pintsize. He's going to make a lot of money selling them. How else is he going to pay restitution for all his other offenses?
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BUBBLES: "'Tears in rain,' my ass."
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The root partition last week?
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BUBBLES: " Stardate 43198.7. The Ship remains in standard orbit while we investigate the tragedy which has struck the away team. The archaeologist, has been killed on what should have been a routine mission."
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Bubbles:
Wish you'd been there, guys; you would've liked it.
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What, no one went for the obvious?
Bubbles: "Damn it, Faye!"
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What, no one went for the obvious?
Bubbles: "Damn it, Faye!"
Oh Oh Oh, I got it
Bubbles: "Damn you Willis!"