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Title: QC Captions vol. 241
Post by: Zebediah on 01 Nov 2015, 08:39
FIRST IMAGE by popular demand:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3078.png)
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 241
Post by: cesium133 on 01 Nov 2015, 08:46
BUTTS.
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 241
Post by: BenRG on 01 Nov 2015, 08:51
PINTSIZE: "Soon."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 241
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 01 Nov 2015, 12:32
"Now ends the age of Man".
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 241
Post by: BenRG on 01 Nov 2015, 12:43
"Now ends the age of Man".

Pintsize should be afraid of that fact. Last week's strips should have proven to him that the Age of Woman would be an infinitely more painful experience for him!
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 241
Post by: Zebediah on 01 Nov 2015, 14:53
♪ Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I'll be watching you ♪

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 241
Post by: osaka on 01 Nov 2015, 16:18
PINTSIZE: "Manko"

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 241
Post by: Detachable Felix on 01 Nov 2015, 17:33
PINTSIZE *whispers*: Huge boobs covered in cake batter
 (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2672)
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 241
Post by: osaka on 01 Nov 2015, 17:37
Ah, the good old meaning of life.
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 241
Post by: Thrudd on 01 Nov 2015, 17:49


When the clock strikes

Half-past 6, babe

Time to head for

Golden lights

It's a good time

  — !

 

 
 ♪

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 241
Post by: Storel on 02 Nov 2015, 23:44
Pintsize: ♪ Eight six seven five three oh ni-i-i-ine! ♪
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 241
Post by: Zebediah on 03 Nov 2015, 04:03
"Brimp me, baby!"
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 241
Post by: Zebediah on 03 Nov 2015, 04:55
SECOND IMAGE (there will be three this week):

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3079a.png)
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 241
Post by: BenRG on 03 Nov 2015, 05:05
CLAIRE: "Tell me, kid, have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight?"
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 241
Post by: Case on 03 Nov 2015, 05:30
CLAIRE: "I'm sorry, Pintsize ... it appears the porn-aversion virus has embedded itself into your firmware. On the upside of things, you seem to have 215 Tb of fluffy kitten imagery - all catalogued & cross-referenced, too! "
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 241
Post by: osaka on 03 Nov 2015, 08:06
CLAIRE: "Tell me, kid, have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight?"

This right here captures the frame perfectly. Close the thread and let's move on to the next QC Captions.
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 241
Post by: Zebediah on 03 Nov 2015, 08:14
"My hair is an eldritch horror from beyond time and space that will devour you the way it has devoured countless others."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 241
Post by: Storel on 04 Nov 2015, 00:31
CLAIRE: I'm a bandicoot!
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 241
Post by: Morituri on 04 Nov 2015, 17:40
Hmmm.....  I like the idea of that virus.  Kittens.  Fluffy fluffy kittens. 

One could take a  modeling and rendering program with a bunch of good kitten models, then write a script to use a stream of random numbers to color them, pose them, set the lighting, add other props....  And then another one to transform photos into a stream of random numbers, which is easy. 

After that, it's a matter of training a neural network to recognize which pics are porn (which I've already done for my esteemed employer; I have MANY terabytes of the training data we had to collect, and folks, I bet it dwarfs Pintsize's collection)  and save kitten pics with the same name and format back in place of them, and you've got yourself a virus payload.  I could monkey that together in a few weekends.

Um, not that I would ever, ever do such a thing.... 

Of course not.  That would be evil. 

Maybe.

Would that be evil? 

It is a mystery.... 

Honestly, it's gotten hard for me to understand the whole"Good, Evil" thing.  Fortunately for me, I don't give much of a crap about it so it doesn't bother me.  I'm having a Hofstadter moment though, in realizing that if I did give a crap about it, then that would make me give a crap about it..... 
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 241
Post by: Zebediah on 05 Nov 2015, 03:55
THIRD IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3079b.png)
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 241
Post by: BenRG on 05 Nov 2015, 04:22
ERIALC: "You know, it is actually possible to smell an AI's fear? The particular sequence of microrelays closing and opening puts this particular tang of incandescent silicon-gallium into the air! I find it..." *draws in a deep breath* "Intoxicating... and appetising."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 241
Post by: Zebediah on 05 Nov 2015, 14:02
"There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
There's no knowing where we're rowing
Or which way the river's flowing
Is it raining, is it snowing
Is a hurricane a-blowing
Not a speck of light is showing
So the danger must be growing
Are the fires of Hell a-glowing
Is the grisly reaper mowing
Yes, the danger must be growing
For the rowers keep on rowing
And they're certainly not showing
Any signs that they are slowing"
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 241
Post by: Detachable Felix on 05 Nov 2015, 15:47
"There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
There's no knowing where we're rowing
Or which way the river's flowing
Is it raining, is it snowing
Is a hurricane a-blowing
Not a speck of light is showing
So the danger must be growing
Are the fires of Hell a-glowing
Is the grisly reaper mowing
Yes, the danger must be growing
For the rowers keep on rowing
And they're certainly not showing
Any signs that they are slowing"

/thread.
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 241
Post by: DSL on 05 Nov 2015, 16:58
CLAIRE: "Hmmm.....  I like the idea of that virus.  Kittens.  Fluffy fluffy kittens. 

One could take a  modeling and rendering program with a bunch of good kitten models, then write a script to use a stream of random numbers to color them, pose them, set the lighting, add other props....  And then another one to transform photos into a stream of random numbers, which is easy. 

After that, it's a matter of training a neural network to recognize which pics are porn (which I've already done for my esteemed employer; I have MANY terabytes of the training data we had to collect, and folks, I bet it dwarfs Pintsize's collection)  and save kitten pics with the same name and format back in place of them, and you've got yourself a virus payload.  I could monkey that together in a few weekends.

Um, not that I would ever, ever do such a thing.... 

Of course not.  That would be evil. 

Maybe.

Would that be evil? 

It is a mystery.... 

Honestly, it's gotten hard for me to understand the whole"Good, Evil" thing.  Fortunately for me, I don't give much of a crap about it so it doesn't bother me.  I'm having a Hofstadter moment though, in realizing that if I did give a crap about it, then that would make me give a crap about it..... "

NOW it works.