THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: Zebediah on 03 Jan 2016, 05:40
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250! That's so many captions! This has been running for almost 5 years now, most of that time under the benevolent overlordship of iduguphergrave. (BTW, dug, if you ever want it back, just say the word - I've never considered myself more than a caretaker.)
In honor of this milestone we'll be revisiting some older strips every day this week, starting tomorrow. But first, today we have BEMBO:
(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3121.png)
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BEMBO: "Didn't we bury you again?"
CREMBO: "GET OUT OF DAD YOU DEVILISH SPIRIT"
BLEBMBA: "I'M YOUR MOTHER YOU DISRESPECTFUL BRAT"
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Bembo: "How come I have to go as Kylo Ren to this costume party?"
Crembo: "Because you're a whiny brat and your grandfather bit off my hand."
Blebmba: "Rrrrrrrrghalfargargle"
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Bembo: "Grandpa is trying to eat my brain!"
Crembo: "If it was brains he wanted, he'd be after me, not you!"
Blebmbo: "BUUUUUTTTSSSS!"
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BEMBO: "Gloom, despair, and agony on me!"
CREMBO:"Deep, dark depression, excessive misery!"
BLEBMBO: "Whoa-OH-oa!"
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BEMBO: "Young man, there's no need to feel down!"
CREMBO: "I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground!"
BLEBMBO: "I sssaaaid, yyyounnng man, 'caussse your nnneeew in a towwwnnn..."
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Today's image is from QC Captions #1, way back in March 2011. Thought it might be fun to give some of the newer folks (like, say, myself) a shot at it:
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Faye: So... just so you know, I've previously been with Sven...
Angus: Aww crap, what do I have to get tested for?
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Faye: "This is NOT going to be something we do every time you come back to town for a visit."
Angus: "I'm just wondering why you were screaming 'Bubbles' when you came."
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FAYE: "You know, as much as we fought, I always hated it when you left."
ANGUS: "That's why I did it, so that you'd miss me."
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FAYE: "Sorry Angus but this already didn't work once"
ANGUS: "Aw, and I had queued up Snoop Dogg's "Sensual Seduction" and everything"
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FLASHBACK:
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Early Hannelore was not the Hannelore we know today.
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EARLY-MODEL HANNERS: "It occurs to me that Shippers are going to massively misinterpret my accident-prone clumsiness as romantic attraction!"
MARTEN: "Y... Yeah. Welcome to the main cast, kiddo..."
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Hannelore: No use! This Marten-like dummy I bought for romantic practice lacks personality too much!
Marten: Who are you calling a dummy, and what are you doing in my apartment?
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Hannelore: "Please understand Marten normally I wouldn't be caught dead in a compromising position with a guy I just met in fact I would probably die of embarassment if anyone caught us but it's the drugs giving me a manic episode and it's making me do things I normally wouldn't and I can't stop but I probably won't kill you if somebody walks in on us like this so please try to understand..."
Marten: "Wait - probably?"
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EARLY-MODEL HANNERS: "I am so sorry about my accident-prone clumsiness. I somehow mixed up our drinks. My meds moctail must be playing havoc on your system."
MARTEN: "I can't feel my .... Oh god! ...Is that a?.. Mummy, I'm scarred!"
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Hannelore: I've got a lot of pent-up energy I need to get out of my system before my character development starts. Safe word is "Bananas", got it?
Marten: You're just now getting started??
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NEXT IMAGE: Marten meets Momo
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MOMO-TAN: "Wow! Hannelore must have trod in a really big...!"
MARTEN: "No! Quiet! Do you want her to try to cut off her foot again?"
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Momo: "Why is that woman lying on the floor in a puddle of her own vomit?"
Marten: "Hey, watch out for spoilers! That's going to be a major plot point for the 2015 season!"
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Hannelore1.0: "Are you the Keymaster?"
Marten: "Your legs form a lovely looking gate. No. Wait. There is no right answer."
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HANNERS V1: "Someday, everything is going to go right for you, (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2150) and it will be so wonderful you won't even know what to do."
MARTEN: "I'll tell that little red-haired girl (http://www.ew.com/article/2010/02/14/charlie-brown-valentine-tragic-quotes) that I love her. Then I'll give her a big hug. Then I'll go bungee-jumping from the moon."
H1: "I can help you with the moon part."
M: "What?"
H1: "Nothing."
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MOMO V1: "OK, um, let's see ... 'Chiropractic for Dummies,' Page 1 ... 'First, lift gently upwards on the subject's head snd rotate gently left ...'"
MARTEN: "'Gently'? ... I just heard a snapping noise. Is that good or bad?"
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NEXT IMAGE: Marten meets Marigold
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MARIGOLD: "Who dares interrupt me as I execute my plans...?"
MARTEN: "Oh my god! It's a real-life Orc Berserker!"
MOMO-TAN: "No, she's just not seen sunlight or fresh food for a few days."
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MARIGOLD: "Who dares interrupt me as I execute my plans...?"
MARTEN: "What were your plans?"
MOMO-TAN: "World of Warcraft until 3 AM, then masturbating to a video of two dudes going at it, then World of Warcraft until 7 AM."
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Marigold: "WHAT SPECIES ARE YOU? HUMAN, ELF OR ORC?"
Marten: "Uh... human?"
Momo: "I should have warned you that her grip on reality isn't too strong."
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MARIGOLD: "I think I told Momo not to interrupt me when I'm doing certain things"
MARTEN: "This IS a very particular emergency"
MOMO: "WE'VE BEEN TRANSFERRED BACK IN TIME"
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MARIGOLD: "Go away or I'll call the Brute Squad."
MARTEN: " I'm on the Brute Squad."
MOMO: "You *are* the Brute Squad!"
MOMO: Ever since she got fired, her confidence has run amuck.
MARIGOLD: Why'd you say that word? You promised me you would never say that word!
MARTEN: What? Amuck?
MARIGOLD: Aahaahh!
MOMO: Amuck! Amuck! Amuck!
MARIGOLD: I'm not listening!
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MARIGOLD: "Who are you and what are you doing with Momo?"
MARTEN: "Um... sorry, do you always answer the door with no pants on?"
MOMO: "Only if you interrupt her during Yaoi Time..."
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MARIGOLD: "These aren't the droids I'm looking for!"
MARTEN: "These aren't the droids you're looking for?"
MOMO-TAN: "We're not the droids for which you are looking."
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That is the sort of errant pedantry up with I shall not put.
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Sigh.
No, no... It's arrant pedantry, not errant pedantry.
Oh, wait, I'm being pedantic.
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MARIGOLD: "That is errant pedantry up with which I shall not put!"
MARTEN: "That's arrant pedantry!"
MOMO-TAN: "Now you're being pedantic!"
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Well-played. Both of you. Teaches me to type from my dodgy memory.
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Marigold: THAT'S my new sex doll?? It's tiny! And where's the dong?!
Marten: Actually it's...
Momo: Just go with it. She needs as many friends as she can get.
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And finally, Samurai Pintsize. Because I wanted Samurai Pintsize.
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Pintsize: Help! I accidently glued a sword to my hand, and now I can't get this stupid costume off!
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PINTSIZE: "FOR HONOUR AND FREE PORN!!!"
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Pintsize: Did you know if you run a magnet through the Feudal Japan exhibit at the museum, the cops will chase you? I'm going to need you to hide me.
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"NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUI - oh, wait, wrong costume. I'll come in again."
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PINTSIZE: "Now we'll have some peace and quiet in this town."
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"Help! I entered a Mulan cosplay contest and now I'm being chased by an army of irate Chinese people. Hide me!"
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PINTSIZE: "So. Again we are defeated. "