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Title: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: explicit on 16 Jan 2016, 00:20
Things would sure be better if we could end hate or fix the wage gap, but this thread isn't about that! This thread is about granting wishes that aren't really that important, but you still think could make the world a better place!

My first wish is that people can never comment on articles that don't affect them. I don't need to know that you don't ever play videogames guy who's commenting on a videogame article!

What's your slightly petty wish everyone!?
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: War Sparrow on 16 Jan 2016, 07:19
I wish people would express their opinions more politely, on the internet or otherwise. And that sleazy people would break a toe.
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 16 Jan 2016, 17:24
I wish people in cubicles would stop checking their voice mail on speaker phone.
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: Loki on 16 Jan 2016, 23:22
I wish that after waking up everyone was perfectly hydrated. That includes not having to pee.
(It's 0820 am).
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: Method of Madness on 17 Jan 2016, 07:19
There's something oddly satisfying about a morning pee, though. Don't take that away from me!
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 17 Jan 2016, 11:22
If ethanol made people sleepy before they did stupid things ...
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: Kugai on 17 Jan 2016, 13:35
Stupid people banned from entering Politics
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: explicit on 17 Jan 2016, 13:59
Stupid people banned from entering Politics

According to our current state of affairs, that's not a minor wish at all! :p
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 17 Jan 2016, 18:22
Toilet paper could only be sold if it's proven to tear crosswise and not lengthwise.
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: SubaruStephen on 17 Jan 2016, 19:15
That mosquitos would die instantly if they come within 4 feet of me.
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: Thrillho on 18 Jan 2016, 11:37
I wish that the Fallout games just didn't end and I could keep playing them and loving them forever.
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: explicit on 18 Jan 2016, 21:29
That everyone had to carry around a bouncy ball and play with it every few hours. No one gets mad when playing with a bouncy ball.
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: jwhouk on 18 Jan 2016, 21:31
That major musicians STOP FREAKIN' DYING for a while.
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: Welu on 19 Jan 2016, 05:29
That when I or anyone says, "No," it is accepted the first time and not questioned.
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: War Sparrow on 19 Jan 2016, 12:30
Clothes should not look fine on the rack, but outline one's bra when on.
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 21 Jan 2016, 16:54
I would like the ability to turn down my hearing as effectively as closing my eyes does for sight.

Also the ability to forget things at will.
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: Method of Madness on 22 Jan 2016, 04:17
Did anyone else see this at first and think it was about a kid who wanted to improve the world?
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: Sorflakne on 22 Jan 2016, 11:35
I wish that the Fallout games just didn't end and I could keep playing them and loving them forever.
Mods :p  Some mods for Skyrim for example are major DLC- or whole-new-expansion in scale and quality.

I wish more interviewers were actually competent at interviewing potential job hires.
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: explicit on 22 Jan 2016, 11:53
Did anyone else see this at first and think it was about a kid who wanted to improve the world?

Are you calling me a child?

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/wdJM3QUL0Po/maxresdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: Method of Madness on 22 Jan 2016, 13:50
I didn't even see who made it, I saw "minor wishes..." and I interpreted it as "a minor (kid) wishes..." before I clicked and realized what the title meant :parrot:
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: CrowFairy on 23 Jan 2016, 08:51
Me too!


I wish that people would say exactly what they mean without being rude about it. No lying or tiptoeing around but no unnecessary rudeness.


"Well, that dress isn't so good..." or "That dress makes you look fat." --> "That dress isn't really flattering on you. It kind of emphasizes your hips in a negative way. What about this one instead?"

There are so many people who think that being honest also means just saying it in whatever phrasing comes to mind first. You can be honest AND tactful
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: explicit on 23 Jan 2016, 22:48
Every ad that looks like an arrow to the next part of the article is banned forever.
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: Welu on 23 Jan 2016, 23:20
I wish that I always had a pen when I need one. This includes tablet pens.
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: Metope on 25 Jan 2016, 05:20
I wish that writing a cover letter that just said "I'm iiiiinteresting hiiiireeee meeee" instantly got you a job.
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: Method of Madness on 25 Jan 2016, 19:46
^This
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: mustang6172 on 25 Jan 2016, 19:49
^^That!
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: explicit on 25 Jan 2016, 21:00
^^^Those!
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: War Sparrow on 26 Jan 2016, 06:43
Unanimous vote. Motion carried, motion passed. Jobs for everyone!
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: Thrillho on 26 Jan 2016, 11:29
For that matter, if all bullshit jobs have an application form and a personal statement, the concept of a CV/resume should not exist.
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: Metope on 26 Jan 2016, 15:08
I actually prefer sending a resume, I've sent out so many applications lately and the ones where you just need to fill out forms are so annoying. You basically need to type out your resume every time anyway, instead of just copying it into an email.


Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: Emoroffle on 26 Jan 2016, 15:15
I'm going to wish for more robot lesbians in videogames.
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: Method of Madness on 26 Jan 2016, 15:42
Going back to jobs, I wish there was a way for all jobs to call and follow up rather than throw your resume on their pile and hope they see it.
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: Metope on 26 Jan 2016, 17:02
Yes.
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: Method of Madness on 26 Jan 2016, 17:12
Sometimes that works (or at least you can get put through), but a few years ago I called and asked to speak to a hiring manager and they seemed shocked and almost mad I'd ask for such a thing. Pretty much got a "don't call us, we won't call you, either".
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: War Sparrow on 26 Jan 2016, 18:05
So, Method isn't crazy..he is replying to something I think I posted then deleted. Somehow. Even though I don't remember posting it in the first place. Or he(?) read my mind, whatever.

That's why I don't call, I'm afraid to come off as naggy, or some unfortunate secretary has to tell me to bugger off.
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: Method of Madness on 26 Jan 2016, 18:51
That time I mentioned I didn't give them my name (I would've had I been transferred), so I'm pretty sure it didn't hurt me, but...yeah. What the fuck?
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: Loki on 26 Jan 2016, 22:34
Fascinating. In German job culture, the general advice is "if you haven't received a response within X days, it cannot hurt to remind them off your application - it shows you are still interested and that that application is important to you".
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: explicit on 26 Jan 2016, 23:35
Fascinating. In German job culture, the general advice is "if you haven't received a response within X days, it cannot hurt to remind them off your application - it shows you are still interested and that that application is important to you".

Idk, as an American my Dad often tells me the same. And he'd probably know considering the hundreds of people he's hired over the years.

It think the company in question was juststupid in how it viewed applicants.
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: osaka on 27 Jan 2016, 00:44
This conversation about jobs reminded me of the story that a streamer I follow had recently with his job hunting. Basically, he saw a job posting, applied for it, three weeks passed, posting was still up so he called for some info.

THEM: "We actually already filled that position"
HIM: "... ( 'w')"
HIM: "You could at least take the posting down then? It's on *location*"
THEM: "Sure we'll do that right away".

Fast forward another 2 weeks (to this monday), the thing is still up.

tl;dr: It would be awesome if people took down their ads and flyers when they're no longer useful for anyone.
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: Method of Madness on 27 Jan 2016, 04:12
It think the company in question was juststupid in how it viewed applicants.
In my case, it was a job for the town I live in.
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 27 Apr 2016, 01:22
An end to blister packaging would improve the world.

Banning car alarms comes to mind.
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: Method of Madness on 27 Apr 2016, 05:20
If my panic button didn't have absolutely shit range I'd probably use it to find my car all the time.
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 20 May 2016, 03:41
Eyeball tracking so that screens don't go blank when I'm trying to read them.

Rental cats.
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: Welu on 20 May 2016, 06:43
Eyeball tracking so that screens don't go blank when I'm trying to read them.

On phones at least, my Android phone has something called SmartStay that uses the front camera to keep the screen on while it detects a face. Although I've never used it so I don't know how well it works.
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: cesium133 on 20 May 2016, 06:51
Rental cats.
Not sure if it's exactly the same thing, but a few months ago, I saw an article about some Uber drivers in Madison offering to bring kittens for their customers to play with.
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: thedevilissix on 22 May 2016, 15:48
Self-cleaning shower curtains please.  I'm not sure I can really be doing with bleach clouds in my bathroom every month or so *cough cough splutter*
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: thedevilissix on 22 May 2016, 15:50
Rental cats.

Would cat cafés be a good compromise on this wish?
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 26 Jun 2016, 21:54
I wish shopping carts had brakes you could set so that they would stay in place on parking lots that aren't level.
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: sitnspin on 26 Jun 2016, 22:22
I wish people would walk an extra 20 feet to put their shopping trollies away instead of leaving right in the middle of the parking spaces.
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: Welu on 27 Jun 2016, 07:28
I wish shopping carts had brakes you could set so that they would stay in place on parking lots that aren't level.

I don't think I have never seen a trolley without brakes, or more commonly a single brake on one of the back wheels. I checked on Google images and it took maybe a hundred images before I saw one with a brake pedal. Huh, I learned something.
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: pwhodges on 27 Jun 2016, 09:35
There only minor thing that would make Britain a better place now would be time travel plus a plan to prevent all this from happening at all.
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: Tova on 27 Jun 2016, 16:47
Rental cats.

This is more or less an actual thing. You can make the world a better place.

Find a no-kill animal shelter in your area and find out if they need foster carers to take care of pets until they are ready for adoption.

For example: https://www.catprotection.org.au/index.php/foster-caring
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: Akima on 28 Jun 2016, 15:57
There only minor thing that would make Britain a better place now would be time travel plus a plan to prevent all this from happening at all.
Boris and Nigel being eaten alive by badgers?
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: Kugai on 28 Jun 2016, 17:15
Barrett 50 at 500 yards?
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 28 Jun 2016, 17:19
That's not as funny as badgers, at least not to someone from the US like me.
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: hedgie on 28 Jun 2016, 18:57
There only minor thing that would make Britain a better place now would be time travel plus a plan to prevent all this from happening at all.
Boris and Nigel being eaten alive by badgers?

Mushroom Mushroom.
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: Method of Madness on 28 Jun 2016, 21:29
HERE COMES SNAKE

(http://nerdreactor.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/o0520065113112852477.jpg?ffb0fd)
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: Pilchard123 on 29 Jun 2016, 14:45
In the Orange Box?
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: Method of Madness on 29 Jun 2016, 21:05
Yeah, I thought it was strange, too.
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 30 Jun 2016, 07:49
Warning labels on oatmeal raisin cookies to put an end to the problem of getting by accident when hoping for chocolate chips.
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: sitnspin on 30 Jun 2016, 09:19
I never understood how anyone mistakes raisins for chocolate chips. They don't even look the same.

Personally, I'll take raisins over chocolate any day, but I also don't generally eat cookies anyway.
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: SubaruStephen on 30 Jun 2016, 17:26
There only minor thing that would make Britain a better place now would be time travel plus a plan to prevent all this from happening at all.
Boris and Nigel being eaten alive by badgers?

(http://cdn2-www.craveonline.com/assets/uploads/gallery/top-10-college-mascots/08-wisconsin-badgers-mascot-getty.jpg)
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: Method of Madness on 06 Jul 2016, 11:34
Warning labels on oatmeal raisin cookies to put an end to the problem of getting by accident when hoping for chocolate chips.
Oatmeal chocolate chips are, strangely, the best combination.
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 09 Jul 2016, 12:20
It would be a minor improvement to the world if people would honor seat-saving. I've left my jacket to reserve a seat only to find someone sitting on top of it. Not in a crowded situation, either. There was another incident like that a couple of days ago, and I've had at least two on the train.

I'd also like some telepathic alarm that pings when it detects that I'm getting absent-minded.
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: hedgie on 09 Jul 2016, 13:07
It would be a minor improvement to the world if people would honor seat-saving.
I'm of two minds on this one.  A couple of my local cafés are infested[1] with students during most of the year (although blessedly not so much in the summer), and I really don't feel comfortable sticking my stuff at a space before I order.  OTOH, I *have* stepped out of the queue and decided to go elsewhere when someone else just walks in to claim the last spot.[2]

[1] It becomes an infestation when (potential) customers who *aren't* camping-out all day take every available space and one can't even read the news online because there's *no* available bandwidth.  I'm enough of a jerk that I'll pull out my laptop just to torrent every linux ISO I can and just sit back and read.
[2] Although I'm happy that they now institute a 2 hour rule per order, it's still wouldn't stop people from tethering or working offline.
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: Loki on 09 Jul 2016, 22:25
Have we already had "eradicating the common flu"? Because I would take that one right now.
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: jwhouk on 10 Jul 2016, 09:03
There only minor thing that would make Britain a better place now would be time travel plus a plan to prevent all this from happening at all.
Boris and Nigel being eaten alive by badgers?

(http://cdn2-www.craveonline.com/assets/uploads/gallery/top-10-college-mascots/08-wisconsin-badgers-mascot-getty.jpg)

Thumbs up for the Bucky reference.
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 11 Jul 2016, 03:28
If falling asleep were under conscious control.
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: hedgie on 05 Aug 2016, 20:48
An adblocker for all of my senses.  There aren't many things in this world that I'd like to see burn irrespective of the consequences, but the advertising industry is one of them.
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: Tova on 06 Aug 2016, 05:08
If falling asleep were under conscious control.

If I could become fully awake at a moment's notice...
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: LTK on 06 Aug 2016, 07:24
An adblocker for all of my senses.  There aren't many things in this world that I'd like to see burn irrespective of the consequences, but the advertising industry is one of them.
I understand the sentiment, but given the vast number of services that are mostly, if not fully paid for by the advertising industry, the consequences are going to be far more severe than you realise. Everything you now use for free - Google, news websites, webcomics, blogs, file hosting - will have to become pay-to-use, meaning small, start-up websites are going to be entirely unsustainable until they attract a significant paying audience. The internet will be dominated even more strongly by services of large corporations with the money to sustain them and the reach to attract enough users.

So, as annoying as they are, for the moment I am thankful for the advertising industry for enabling the richness of free online communities and services we currently have.
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: hedgie on 06 Aug 2016, 10:23
In this case, I was referring to meatspace.  I don't really watch tv, so commercials are irrelevant to me, but everywhere, the signal to noise ratio is terrible because of adverts everywhere.  Online, I refuse to turn off my adblocker for *anything*.  It's just too much of a personal risk.
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: Loki on 08 Sep 2016, 12:36
new entry: mosquitoes

enough said
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: MrBlu on 08 Sep 2016, 18:10
Get rid of the mosquitoes. Fuck em

Sent from my Nexus 5 using Tapatalk

Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: sitnspin on 08 Sep 2016, 20:48
 http://www.pri.org/stories/2016-04-04/why-famous-biologist-wants-eradicate-killer-mosquitoes
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: explicit on 08 Sep 2016, 21:06
As an environmental worker, I will say that we all want to, but it's hard without destroying everything or giving birds cancer.
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: sitnspin on 09 Sep 2016, 02:49
There's evidence to suggest we could get rid of several species of mosquito without detrimental effects on the environment or ecosystem, namely those that co-evolved with humans and are the biggest threat to us
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: MrBlu on 09 Sep 2016, 19:34
Bear in mind, I totally added my comment before seeing any of the previous mosquito disdain.
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: pwhodges on 11 Sep 2016, 22:29
The wife of one of my former bosses spent her life reducing mosquito populations in Africa by making modifications to their habitats which interfered with their lifecycle. I don't know how scalable her methods turned out to be.
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: sitnspin on 11 Sep 2016, 23:17
One method we have used before to drastically reduce the population of harmful insect species is to breed a bunch of males in a lab, sterilize them, then release them into the population.
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: MrBlu on 12 Sep 2016, 06:34
The wife of one of my former bosses spent her life reducing mosquito populations in Africa by making modifications to their habitats which interfered with their lifecycle. I don't know how scalable her methods turned out to be.
I've to wonder myself, cuz Africa's kind of a large place.
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: doombilly on 12 Sep 2016, 07:43
I wish people in cubicles would stop checking their voice mail on speaker phone.
I actually enjoy this but it is likely because I work in a funny place.
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: Welu on 21 Sep 2016, 07:33
An option as a viewer to organise YouTube playlists that I'm watching chronologically.
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 05 Oct 2016, 17:44
How about a ban on toilet paper that tears lengthwise?
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: Method of Madness on 06 Oct 2016, 13:52
Or single ply toilet paper in general.
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: SubaruStephen on 10 Oct 2016, 19:31
Or single ply toilet paper in general.

This.

A few months ago my house's waste system backed up several times, flooding the basement with crap. The plumber said to use single ply until the system was repaired.

Let me tell you something, you think the stuff in the public bathrooms are bad? The household single ply TP would be a joke (but it's not funny in the slightest), it's so bad I took home some of the industrial single ply from work (and left a few rolls of my supply of two-ply in exchange). For such thin, easily tearable paper, it's so. damn. rough. If 100 grit sandpaper tore as easily as a tissue, that would be would be household single ply.
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: CrowFairy on 11 Oct 2016, 00:08
I wish my dad didn't have cancer. It sounds selfish in a thread where it's supposed to be stuff to make the world a better place, but he just does. He visits kids with terminal illnesses. We still send cards to some of them, I think. He just brings happiness to so many people that the world is a better place for having him in it. I want him to be okay so he can be a success story, so he can keep making people's lives better.

And it trickles down. His support of me helps me have a way to eat and live and stuff while doing my work. I'm about to start working on an amazing project that will make the Internet (especially Google) easier to use. Not even kidding. How tf can I do that if my dad is dead? It would be down to me to support my mom and my sister. I think I would break. So make wishes for my dad. For the future of the Internet.

I can't even fathom posting in the Happy Happy Joy Thread about my new job because of this. Please. Wish for me. Wish as hard as you can.
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 11 Oct 2016, 09:53
That's about making the world a better place, and it's not just a minor wish!

I'm with you on that. Betcha everybody is.
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: Welu on 22 Oct 2016, 19:23
More people realise and accept that sometimes shit isn't about or for them so when it's appropriate to butt the fuck out.

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Minor wishes to make the world a better place
Post by: Method of Madness on 22 Oct 2016, 20:20
I like that song! Not many songs are about me, but that one probably is!