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Title: QC Captions vol. 255
Post by: Zebediah on 07 Feb 2016, 04:29

FIRST IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3148.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 255
Post by: DSL on 07 Feb 2016, 07:05

HANNERS: "I can't reach you! This thin black line is in the way!"
BUBBLES: "Keep pushing! Your dialogue balloon has almost broken through!"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 255
Post by: BenRG on 07 Feb 2016, 07:09

HANNERS: "Can I take your coat? It's a bit warm in here to be wearing a thick..."

BUBBLES: "For Turing's sake, no! I'm naked underneath!"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 255
Post by: celticgeek on 07 Feb 2016, 07:49

Hanners:  Let me add a little more 3-in-one oil to that.
Bubbles:  No, it's just right.

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 255
Post by: Morituri on 07 Feb 2016, 13:23

Hannelore:  Gitchy-gitchy-goo!

Bubbles:  How did you find out I'm ticklish?!

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 255
Post by: Pilchard123 on 08 Feb 2016, 13:49

Quote from: DSL on 07 Feb 2016, 07:05

HANNERS: "I can't reach you! This thin black line is in the way!"
BUBBLES: "Keep pushing! Your dialogue balloon has almost broken through!"

For some reason, that reminded me of this story (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arena_(short_story))

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 255
Post by: cesium133 on 08 Feb 2016, 14:28

Quote from: Morituri on 07 Feb 2016, 13:23

Hannelore:  Gitchy-gitchy-goo!

Bubbles:  How did you find out I'm ticklish?!

Hannelore: Glitchy-glitchy-goo!
Bubbles: How did you find out about my goo software vulnerability!?

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 255
Post by: USS Martenclaire on 08 Feb 2016, 15:58

HANNERS: "....braaaains...."
BUBBLES: "THERE ARE NO ZOMBIES IN UNICORN GROVE!"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 255
Post by: miados on 09 Feb 2016, 23:28

Hanners: Oh wait that was the blood of the innocent not tea I'll give you what you wanted

Bubble: Can I keep it...... It reminds me of old friends.

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 255
Post by: Zebediah on 10 Feb 2016, 11:44

SECOND IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3149.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 255
Post by: DSL on 10 Feb 2016, 11:50

EMILY: "Two out of three?"
FAYE: "Second opinion: Definitely a concussion."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 255
Post by: cesium133 on 10 Feb 2016, 12:03

Emily: "Roses are red / and so are you. / I'd like to nail you / I have a hammer, too."
Faye: "Nobody ever writes shitty love poetry for me.*"

*"Except Sven. But I killed him for it."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 255
Post by: BenRG on 10 Feb 2016, 12:25

EMILY: "Are you really Mario's sister? I think he left his mallet here!"

FAYE: "No, she isn't, but I can imagine her pinning Koopa if she had to!"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 255
Post by: Morituri on 10 Feb 2016, 16:41

Emily:  "There are vampires outside, and since last time we keep wooden stakes behind the counter. You wanna try nailing them?  It's fun!"

Faye:  "She doesn't even have blood, you ... wait a minute.  Last time?!"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 255
Post by: DSL on 10 Feb 2016, 19:55

Quote from: Pilchard123 on 08 Feb 2016, 13:49

Quote from: DSL on 07 Feb 2016, 07:05

HANNERS: "I can't reach you! This thin black line is in the way!"
BUBBLES: "Keep pushing! Your dialogue balloon has almost broken through!"

For some reason, that reminded me of this story (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arena_(short_story))

Gene Coon did it better, without the thin black line.

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 255
Post by: FunkyTuba on 11 Feb 2016, 13:12

Bubbles: "Looks Emily ripped the myomer off the strut."
Emily: "ooh! ooh! Can I fix it?"
Faye: "If you try, I'm going to draw a dick on your face."